- * You know, when you're rolling with the big mouse *
* You ain't gotta worry... *
- Be respectful.
If they ask questions, you answer, OK?
- Do I get to shake hands with them?
- You should.
When you shake hands with them, what should you say?
- How are you? My name is Mr. Bacon.
- How about just Annabelle?
- What about Banana-belle?
- Annabelle just, like,
came out of the womb with this huge personality.
She's been interested in modeling for many years.
I just wanted to make sure that she's to the point
where she would take it seriously,
and I feel like we're finally there.
You have to, like, control it.
Like--
- OK, well, that--
- The destination is on your left.
- There it is. - Right there, right there.
- Hi, welcome to LA Models.
How's it going? - Hi, I'm Emily.
- Hi, I'm Jake. - Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- This is my daughter, Annabelle.
- Hi, Annabelle. I'm Jake.
- Hi. - Nice to meet you.
This is Jackie. - Come on through, guys.
I'm Jackie. - Jackie, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Come on in.
- Hi. - We'll just sit down.
So, welcome. How's your day going?
- Oh, it's fine. - Good.
- We just spent a lot of time together in the car.
- Oh, I'm sure that was fun.
Tell me, have you had any experience?
What makes you want to be a model?
- I've done a lot of plays, and I like acting.
So I just wanted to try it out.
- When we are interviewing kids to see if they're going
to be a fit for us, a big part of it
is the parents.
Our clients want answers immediately.
- I do have the time to be able to commit to her.
Being around my kids all the time,
and being so invested in their life,
it really brings up a lot
of memories about my own childhood.
- Let's go in the studio and have some fun.
- You know, when you're growing up,
you don't know that, like, your mom should
get up with you every morning
and make sure you have breakfast.
No one did that for me,
and that's kind of weird and kind of sh---y.
Do your hair. You always do hair flips.
- Oh, that's fun. - You do have great hair.
Bright, big smile like it's Christmas Day.
- Ah! [laughter]
- Oh, yeah, super cute.
Now let's give him, like, serious fashion looks.
Like, let's just say your mom told you to clean your room.
So good. That was amazing.
You're too cute, Annabelle.
- OK, great job.
See, this is so cute. You look so happy.
We'll be in touch with you, and then we go from there.
- All right, well, thank you so much.
I appreciate it. - Thank you.
- I'm trying to give my children a better life
than what I had, and I think,
as parents, our goal is to do better
than the generation before us.
- Bye, Annabelle. It was nice to meet you.
- Thank you. - Goodbye.
- Which isn't that high of a threshold, honestly.
- High five.
- Oh.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi. - How are you?
- I'm just looking for some Western clothes
to go to a dude ranch.
- OK.
- I think it's going to be pretty warm in Montana.
- A lot of cute clothes.
You look adorable. You're, like, yeehaw ready.
- I'm ready. - How are you?
- I'm good.
- OK. - It's hot as hell outside.
- I know.
- I was telling Ryan I'm going to a dude ranch.
He's like, what are you going to do on a ranch...
- With a bunch of dudes. - With a bunch of dudes?
- I'm like, well-- - Well, that's what Eddie said.
- That's a different question.
- You're going to learn how to rope,
and ride, and cook over an open fire.
I've never been to Montana, but I'm the type of girl
that loves to go camping out in the dirt,
and so I'm hoping that these girls will enjoy this
because, you know, let's face it,
we're not really the type of girls that get down and dirty.
- It smells like leather in here.
- It smells like Montana in here.
- Happy birthday!
- Oh, thank you.
- Hi. - For my grande dame.
- Oh, my God, you look so cute.
- Well, we're going Western, right?
- Heather, that's very white for Montana.
- We're going to live on the earth.
- Oh, well.
* *
- I love this.
I feel like I'm going to look like a Dallas cheerleader,
and I'm here for it.
Oh, my God, I like too many things.
I'm going to get into trouble here.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I've never been here. This is cool.
- You look, like, Western already.
- Oh, do I? - Howdy.
- Hello. - Hi!
- Wow, this is, like, funky.
- Do you want to try chaps on with me?
- I've been looking for some.
- Oh, for Montana. - For Montana.
- How do you feel about going to a dude ranch in Montana?
- Are you gonna wear some chaps?
- Are you gonna wear ass-less chaps?
- Ass-less, I was gonna say-- - Quite possible.
- Ooh, green.
- That's cute. - That is so cute.
- I'd like to wear Oshkosh B'gosh.
- Oshkosh B'gosh? Do they still make?
- Oh, that's sexy. - Yeah.
- Because you do this, right? - Yeah.
- I am the most excited to dress like a cowgirl.
But I do not consider myself a nature girl,
and I hope that no one else ever considers me
a nature girl either.
Ew.
Oh, I like the hat.
- Whoo!
- That is a wall of hats.
- That is good. - Yeah.
- I think I have big ears. Call Terry.
- Is it hard being married to a plastic surgeon?
- No, he's blind. He thinks I'm perfect.
- I'd be in that office. - I would be in that office...
- That one's pretty too. - All the time.
- How do you know the size of chaps?
- No way. It's not going to reach.
- Well, it's so close, though.
- These are actually really cute.
- Ah! I sat on it the wrong way.
That hurt. - Are these what cowboys wear?
- So I saw you and Tamra in a hug.
Is that good?
- You know, she did apologize for what happened
on the boat and at CUT Fitness.
She goes, "Oh, and I'm sorry for the press and everything
and rocking the boat before that."
You don't just get to say, oh, I'm sorry.
You know, blah, blah, blah.
I appreciate Tamra's apology, but in the past,
I would just brush things under the rug
in deference to the friendship.
I'm not going to brush over it anymore.
But then you, at the end of the night, go,
"So, Tamra, how does it feel to know that an affair
started here in your gym?"
I'm like, OK, here we go.
- Yeah, but see, that's-- honestly, Shannon,
that's what's been bothering me.
And this isn't Jenn's fault, and I understand that.
- Mm-hmm.
- But it's hard for me to be around her trying
to justify the infidelity.
- I would ask, and ask, and ask,
why do we never do anything?
Do you ever want to go out? And then--
- You guys never went out? - Never.
- I honestly have a little bit of anger towards her.
- It's a trigger. - It's a trigger.
- I mean, it's OK it's a trigger.
- It's a trigger for me too. - Right, right.
- Right now, I am in the process
of helping Matt to get his felony charges
dropped to help my family.
- That was the whole point because the felonies
stopped me from all my financial stuff
and all my lending stuff, so...
- At this point, it just became a punishment to the kids.
- Yeah.
- Hearing Jenn casually talk about this thing
that she did that has horrible effects
on so many people is a really hard pill for me to swallow.
- It's still raw for you.
I feel like it's still very-- it's still new and raw.
- I feel like that, to me, will always be raw.
- So you and Ryan have been together how long?
- I mean, almost two years.
- So how long were you separated or divorced
from your husband when you met him?
- I was not.
I was still with Will, trying to work through
whatever the hell we had going on.
Did I have a physical relationship with him
before I moved out of my house?
No, but was I emotionally 5 miles down the road?
Yes.
- But--I mean, not to pry, but it wasn't like you cheated
on him because you were kind of, like, open?
- No, it's not true.
I mean, I would love to stand here, Heather,
and say that to you, but that's not true.
I had not been physical with Ryan,
but I did go home, and I'm in a different room,
and Ryan and I are texting.
Da-da-da-da, what is this? What'd you eat?
You know-- - Did he show you his wiener?
- Did he show me his wiener?
- When he was--when you were text--were you sexting?
- No, he didn't.
He was funny about stuff like that.
- People really do that? - No.
- They send dick pics? Is that a thing, really?
- Well, maybe way back when, but now it's like, no.
We live together.
If I want to see Eddie's junk,
I just roll over and look at it.
- Can you imagine Terry doing that?
Oh, my God, I would die. - No.
[laughter] No.
- He sends me, like, cat memes. - But you know what, Jenn?
One thing I think was very confusing to a lot of people
is you never really talked about your life.
- I didn't.
- Nobody knew that her and Will were not doing--
- So it came out of the blue. - I didn't even know.
And I'm like, why don't I know this?
- For the first time in my life,
I feel so alive,
and I can look at Will and his relationship now
and go, I was never for him.
Ryan and I are so connected.
We talk 24,000 times a day.
We go places. We see concerts.
- Wow, that's so good. - Yeah.
- Does he talk about getting married?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
- He does, but this is where she and I know Ryan
because of Ryan's past.
- Well, you should be scared a little bit.
- Why? - I'm not scared.
I just-- - Did he kill someone?
- [laughs] No, he didn't kill someone.
I think he killed a couple of marriages.
I think he killed--
- He--oh, is that, like, his thing?
Is he a cheater?
- Yes, he has-- and he will tell you,
"I have never been faithful to anybody in my whole--"
you know?
- Has he been faithful to you?
- Yes.
- He has. - You think.
- I think he's, like, kind of a playboy.
- Yeah.
- Ryan has quite a reputation.
- A past. A massive reputation.
- Quite a reputation. - Oh, really?
both: Yeah.
- There was a spot that we had kind of said--
he had kind of said, "You need to take some time."
- So it's like Ross and Rachel. Like, you were on a break.
- Yeah, on a break.
- So while you were on the break,
he may have had a little dalliance somewhere.
- Yes, with someone I know.
- This girl that Ryan slept with
is a girl that he used to sleep with.
- He's told you he's a cheater.
- Yep.
- And people tell you who they are.
You got to listen.
- People can change, but when you're a known cheater,
chances are you're not gonna change.
- You are so right to take your time.
- Yeah. - And I would not jump in.
- I'm not ready for anything like that, and I--
- Just have fun... - We're having a blast.
- And have sex. - Oh, God.
- And if it works out, good.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Oh, my gosh.
Oh, gosh, why do you do it like that?
- That's the spot right there.
- You could, like, warm me up a little bit first.
- You said you like it from behind.
- Oh, my God, you're so gross.
- I'm just saying.
- Stop it. - I'm going to turn it up.
- Oh!
Do you enjoy this? - I do.
- Can you do the other side? - Sure, roll over.
Roll over.
- You're sick.
I'm talking to the other side of my back.
- Oh.
- I love the way Ryan and I live our lives,
and I love the way he loves me.
I love the connection I have with Ryan.
- How's the sex with Ryan?
- Is that good? - Can I have a cigarette?
[laughs]
It's amazing. Are you kidding me?
It's amazing.
- What is up with Montana?
- You know, did I tell you that this is only
the second girls trip I've ever taken?
- Ever? - Ever.
- So great.
So, well, like, there's a part of me
like, oh, I'm getting to know these women,
and what better way to get to know a group of women
than to like go on a trip together?
And then Tamra was talking about the stigma of you.
Like, you dated everybody in Orange County,
and then you land here with me.
And I don't really feel like you and I
have a lot of cracks,
but I will tell you I worry about that.
Like, everybody loves the newness of somebody,
and the excitement of somebody, and the butterflies,
and the whole thing.
I'm opposite in that.
I don't want to be the product again
of another failed relationship.
It's terrifying.
- I don't want that either, but we are two years in.
- Mm-hmm. - This isn't new.
- No, I know that. - It only gets better.
- It does for me. It only gets better for me.
- And for me too.
- I feel like my relationship with Ryan
checks all the boxes.
I am so emotionally connected to this man.
And so for the whole world to think I've left my marriage
to go ----ing around with this guy
in every back seat in every corner,
you couldn't be more wrong.
- Let's do it. We'll go to Vegas.
- Oh, yeah, you're funny. - Yeah, yeah.
Hey. - And go get married right now.
- Uh-huh, come here. - What are you doing right now?
- My favorite thing. It's shower time.
I love you. - I love you.
- Let's go, naked time. - [laughs]
[upbeat music]
* *
- I'm thinking we're in good shape for Montana.
It's going to be hot, and I'm going to be dirty, sweaty.
Do we need, like, sh-- kickers?
- What? - Like, old boots?
- Well, I don't have old boots. - Sh-- kickers.
- I don't know what that is.
- Like, when you go fly fishing,
don't you need rubber boots?
- Oh.
- You're wearing Chanel sh-- kickers.
- You can't wear--
- No, I'm just asking if you need, like, rubber--
- You can't wear Chanel. - You can't bring those boots.
- But you have to go in the water.
- Not in those.
- OK. - No.
- I'm thinking country chic boots, dresses.
These are hot.
I mean, full disclosure, I don't wear jeans
that much since the pandemic.
Let's, you know, free the denim.
- Hello. - Oh, hi.
- You're a purple cowgirl.
Purple, purple hat. Is that a thing?
- I'm not actually even taking it.
- I feel like we're in good shape.
- I think we're in good shape too.
- Like, we have all your looks sorted.
- So thank you. - What are we doing?
- I want to show you something. - OK.
- Where are the dogs? - They're downstairs.
- No Nicky. Oh, my God.
This sucks.
My God, we've lost half of our children.
- I know.
- Ready? - No, I'm not ready.
- Here we go.
Bye, house.
- Bye--oh!
I can't believe Max and Nicky are off to college.
I'm going to miss them terribly and not seeing them every day.
They're more than our two oldest kids.
They're really treasured friends.
- So this is my room.
It's not finished, but this is all the stuff--
bed, cute little viney things.
- That's what I'm going to miss the most,
is going in their rooms, and talking to them, and even,
like, you know, if I didn't see one of them for dinner,
they're always like--they come home, and they come in.
They want to talk. They chat.
They hang out. They lay on my floor.
It's kind of messy and loud.
It's the exact family that I wanted.
- This is the--
- The beginning of the--
- Beginning of the end of our lives in a way.
- I just feel like I have literally put
my life on hold for 20 years.
- Yeah, you certainly have. - I don't--you know what?
I don't want to say it like that
because it's not like I put my life on hold.
This is my life.
Five of you are my life, but, like, my personal hopes,
and dreams, and acting goals.
Now that two of them are gone, I feel like,
is my time looming, and is it too late?
- No, it's certainly not too late.
- It's so much easier to bury yourself
into other people's lives,
and careers, and problems, and issues,
but when you have to really face your own, it's a lot.
Even though I'm excited, I'm worried.
Am I too old? Am I too far out?
Am I still talented? Can I still do it?
I think that's part of the reason
why I want to go back to LA.
I don't want to live the same life,
but without them.
It's time to, like, start the next phase, right?
- Yeah, that and the restaurants
are so much better up there.
- I know.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi, welcome in.
- Hey, guys. How are you?
- I can get you sat right over here.
- Thank you. - Hi.
I'll get you some water to start.
In the meantime, do we want to put any other drinks in?
- Can we do a bottle of My Opinion?
- You got it.
- My opinion?
I don't really think I've ever heard that before.
That's my opinion!
- I already see where I'm heading.
Look at you.
You better not, sexy.
- You're so hot, hot, hot.
- And you're, like, perfectly dressed,
and you look sexy as hell.
- Well, I'm like-- oh, thank you.
I'll take that.
- Because you got the body to pull it off.
- Oh, well, so do you. So do you.
- I'm good.
- I can't even tell you how excited I am to go to Montana.
- Me too. I'm excited too.
- I'm so--I mean, the only thing
that I can only wish for is if I could bring my dirt bike.
- You know that John, my husband,
grew up on a ranch in Wyoming,
and he lived in Montana all over the place.
Like, he's a real cowboy. - Oh, my God, oh, how funny.
- So--
- So you're with me on this whole sex after 50 thing?
- Uh, I--yeah.
- How often do you have sex?
- I would say, once a...
- Month?
[laughter] - Lately, once a month.
But no, he likes morning sex, and I'm like, get off me.
- I'm like, I would rather sleep or go shopping.
I don't--nothing is going on down there!
- Nothing.
- Eddie's like, OK, let's do it.
It's like, do you always have to wear sweats to bed?
If it was up to Eddie,
I would dress like a hoochie mama all the time,
and I'm like, babe, I'm too old for that sh--.
I'm like, what's the problem?
- Like, we own a gym. What do you want me to wear?
- I'm like you want some of this sh--?
Like, you're getting it. - Hi, ladies.
How are we doing? - Hi, good.
- Some wine for you. - Thank you.
- Oh, we don't drink.
[laughter]
- Were you ladies ready to put some food in over here?
- Yes. I'm going ribeye.
- Ribeye, let's do it. - Do you have filet?
- We do not. - What do you recommend?
- We have our steak frites,
which is really popular as well.
- I don't want the French fries, though.
- You can do rice, veggies. - I'll do veggies with that.
- Veggies with it? - Perfect.
- Thank you. - Good.
- Everything good? - Yeah, everything's fine.
- I miss you. - I miss you too.
But, OK, it's been a little bit awkward.
We had had an issue with the cast for "Masterpiece,"
where we had an actress drop out, and I said,
"Heather, there's this role. Why don't you do it?"
So she said, "I'm in."
Then she came for the acting class,
and I had printed a script for Heather.
She was like, "You're so cute."
You should come. It'll be fun.
We have a scene together.
- Oh, my gosh, you're so cute.
- "You're so cute.
Little movie. You're so sweet."
You know, like that. - Oh, sh--.
- Then I started kind of joking about it
because that's my personality.
When I start feeling insecure,
I start kind of just making jokes.
I'm like, "You're coming to Oklahoma.
"You're doing this role because now I'm going
to look like an idiot to these directors."
- Heather sometimes has a way of talking to you
that makes you feel belittled.
- Then she left the ----ing script on the table.
Don't forget your script, Heather.
You're going to need it. - You know what?
Just in case you need to do scene work with someone,
I'm going to leave it for you.
- Take the script and read it.
Isn't that what actresses do?
I'm not angry with Heather.
I'm not pissed off. My feelings are hurt.
It's my first movie role, and now she's acting like,
eh, poo-poo.
I thought she had had this huge long acting career,
and I had already told the director,
look up her IMDb.
But he said, actually, the production company
wants a casting tape from her.
And when I looked up her IMDb-- well, pull it up.
- Are these all the ones that she's done?
- Yes, it's quite a little list.
- She's on "Stark Raving" in 1999.
- But that one-- OK, there's "Hawaii Five-0."
- It was one episode. "Hot in Cleveland"!
That was one episode too, and then--
- "Young & Hungry"? Is that a porn?
- I don't think so.
"Malibu Country," we all remember that one.
- I got a job on a sitcom called "Malibu Country."
- Gretchen got a call too.
- They called my publicist too.
- I know. It's for a different part.
- I got offered the part too.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
That's a lot of food. - Oh, my God!
- Thank you. - Wow.
- You're going to have to take some of that home to Eddie.
- So she hasn't, like, reached out to you?
- No.
- I think you should talk to her.
- I'm going to. - Yeah.
- I didn't want to do it at your party,
but now my mind is doing this.
Is it because she thinks that, if I'm going to get cast,
that she's too good to be cast?
Is it because she thinks, Oklahoma?
Is this a honky tonk movie?
Is it because she doesn't have the time?
- I think it's all of them.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Look at what I bought. It's for Montana.
- She looks like a ninja.
- This is a Lone Ranger mask.
- That literally just looks like you're
going to, like, a mask ball.
- Yeah, I'm not really getting there.
- Yeah, I'm not getting it either.
- OK, then I won't do it.
You guys better be good. There's no boys upstairs.
- We know the rules.
- I'm serious.
I'm going to start putting cameras inside.
- I feel like that's illegal.
- There's a new sheriff in town.
* *
- Oh, my God, this is the cutest hat ever.
Who knew I had so much Western wear?
How am I gonna get up there?
Why doesn't Travis help me?
(BLEEP)
Oh!
Oh, my God, I'm going to kill myself
before I even go on the ----ing trip.
- By the way, you want your birthday present?
- What the hell?
I told you I didn't want anything.
- It's your favorite brand.
- But now that you got it, let me see.
- [laughs] - Hey, why did you do that?
- So you're going to love them.
- Shut up.
- I love them.
Can I wear them to the dude ranch?
- No.
- Is that where you were at by--at Costco?
- Yeah, I got these at Costco.
- Thank you, baby. - You're welcome.
* *
- Morning. - How are you doing?
- I'm good. Thanks so much.
- We're going to have a good time.
We're going to do all the things you do on a ranch,
including shoveling sh--.
I'm not a big nature person.
- No one would describe me as country,
but one of my favorite shows growing up
was "Little House on the Prairie,"
so I feel like with the right hairstyle and maybe,
like, some cute boots I could do it.
- Hi, guys.
Instead of a group text, I just thought
it was better to send, like, a little video message
just to let you all know that I won't be going to Montana.
When we all took COVID tests, of course I test positive,
even though I don't feel sick, and I don't have any symptoms.
But now I can't go.
I can't get on the plane. I can't go to Montana.
- I'm, like, really bummed about it and, like,
also sort of selfishly mad at her.
- Gina, I'm sorry.
You're going to have to sleep alone.
You will not have anyone to spoon with,
and I will see you all when you get back.
Mwah!
- I have never traveled without Emily.
She's my vacation wife.
Who am I going to cuddle with?
- Hi, Jenn. - Well, hi, Heather.
How are you dong? - I'm so good.
How are you? - I'm good.
- Yes.
- No.
- Vacation with these women is like preparing
for an emergency landing.
There are two overwing exits.
There is a life preserver under your seat.
Place the life preserver over your head, duck, and cover.
[plane rumbling]
- Ooh, OK.
That was a good one.
That one got me in the happy places.
- Fun vacation, Shannon has just landed in Missoula.
- There she is.
- [laughs] God.
- OK. - Come on, girls.
Giddyap.
- Hey, ladies, how are y'all doing?
I'm Jason. - Hi, Jason.
Tamra.
- I'm the ranch manager. - Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you, Heather.
- Nice to meet you. - Mucho heavy.
- Good Lord, she wasn't kidding.
- Oh, there's champagne!
- Whoo! - Whoo!
- To Montana. - Yeah.
- All right. - Yeehaw!
- Alpine Falls Ranch, here we come.
[country music]
- God, it's beautiful here.
- We have everything here.
We have elk, moose, bear, mountain lions.
- What's that? - That's our riding arena.
- Is that a little pond? - Yes, ma'am.
It's got koi fish in it too.
- Oh my God, this really is beautiful.
- It is beautiful.
- See, Gina, I think we're in, like, these.
- We're going to show you the bunkhouse first.
And then I think the other ladies will
be staying up at the villa.
- OK.
- Why don't we check out the bunkhouse
while we're down here.
- I feel like I'm a villa person.
- Just follow me.
- Oh, this is cute.
- Oh, my gosh, this is so charming.
I love it.
- This is the bunkhouse, and it's two bedrooms
with two full baths.
- Bunk beds. How cute.
- Bunk beds. That's--
- They're out. There already at the villa.
- Get in quick. Whoo!
OK, bye.
- Look at this.
- I love--
- If you don't behave at breakfast--
- Weapons in my--
- I will shoot you between the eyes.
- Light fixtures. Ding, ding, ding, ding.
- That actually makes me nervous.
- Holster it, holster it.
- The last thing I need is a New Yorker with a gun.
- Too small.
Too small for me to cook in.
- I saw bunk beds, and I ran.
- I'm going to go with them. - We'll stay here.
- Hey, missy. - Bye, girls.
- We'll see you in a little bit.
I'm choosing to stay in the bunkhouse
because maybe if I room with Jenn,
I'll just get to know her better.
- It's super cute. - It is super cute.
- I like it.
- And then I can get over some of these negative feelings
that I'm feeling about her.
- Why is there laundry running?
Oh, it's our bath rugs.
We got to do our own ----ing housework here.
- There's already laundry. - Ugh!
- The kitchen is too small.
- Driver, hurry! - No, stop.
That's mean. - Hi.
- That's mean. (BLEEP)
- Should we go?
Or should--you want to stay all in the same?
- We can double up.
- Come on, let's go to the villa.
Come on, let's do it. - I am going to the villa.
This is my trip. - Just take us to the villa.
- This is ----ing high school.
- OK.
[phone ringing]
Oh, where's your shirt?
- Hi, honey.
- Well, I'm, like, distracted now.
- Yes, it is so cute.
I heard there's a mechanical bull.
We're supposed to meet there in like 30 minutes.
- I know, right?
Because I got to get you to Oklahoma.
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's beautiful.
- OK, girls, I feel like we could all stay in this
because it's big enough.
- Oh, pretty. - How beautiful is this?
- So pretty.
- Let's look at the kitchen. - Oh, Shannon.
- Shannon. - We got a griddle.
This is an amazing kitchen.
- OK, guys, so there's three bedrooms up here.
- Wow.
- Oh, there's another bedroom over here.
Shannon, do you want to stay over here with me?
- Let's see.
No, I'm not sleeping in that outdoor bedroom.
- Oh, high maintenance, man. - Knock it off.
- These are crazy.
- Shannon? - Yeah?
- Are you good with this room? Is this good?
- Yeah. - I'll stay here, oh.
- OK, there's another one over here, Shannon.
- Shannon, did you want this one?
- No. - I'll do either one.
- No. - This one's prettier.
- No, I don't care.
- There is sad Shannon, and there's fun Shannon,
and then there's vacation Shannon.
- Oh, look, you're overlooking the lake.
- Oh, my God, how pretty.
- I'm trying to do whatever I can to make her happy
because I feel like this trip in Montana
is going to bring us back together
and make us remember how good of friends we were.
What do you guys think? - The house is beautiful.
I'm a little concerned at that one bedroom being all glass.
I'm going to suffocate in there
because mama's got some hormone issues.
- OK, OK. - So--
- Do you want to go with Gina and Jenn?
- I will be there.
So you girls get unpacked. - OK.
- I'm going to go put some cowboy gear on.
- Can you guys all be ready in 35 minutes?
both: Yes.
[upbeat music]
* *
- I'm back!
- Oh, hi. Are you staying with us?
- I'm staying with you guys. - Oh!
- Oh, good. - Yeah.
* *
- Shannon, are you ready?
- No, you guys, I'm sorry.
I have not put my makeup on, so I'll meet you there.
I don't want to hold you back.
Like, I haven't touched up my makeup.
- We don't have to leave. - No--
- We can wait downstairs. - No, well--
- We just don't want to wait here
and give you more pressure.
- I'll meet you. I'm just--
- Yeah, we'll just walk downstairs.
- We'll walk downstairs. - I'm doing the best I can.
- Me too.
- Is she going to be mad that we left her?
- No, she needed time. That's OK.
You're going to drive?
- Yeah. - Seriously?
- Yeah! - Do not roll this.
- You crash one time,
and people don't let you forget it.
Oh, sh--.
I'm scared.
Ah! (BLEEP)
* *
- Just get in, Dubrow.
I ride a dirt bike.
We're good. We're on flat ground.
We'll get there, and you'll be safe.
- Let's go pick up our girls.
- Careful, careful.
You're too far-- who gave you a license?
Jesus.
[laughter]
Hit the horn. [horn beeping]
[cheering]
- Hi, guys. Get in.
- Is this, like, for bear protection?
- Yes, please. - Where is Shannon?
- She's doing her makeup. - She's getting ready?
- I didn't have enough time to do my hair.
- That's what we've been waiting for a half hour.
- Wait. - How cute!
- Guys, mechanical bull!
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
- This is like a piss by a tree kind of place.
- Well, maybe that's-- - It's a what?
- Welcome to Montana, girls!
- Wow. - Look at this!
- Which one you guys are going to try it first?
- She is. She's ready.
- I will, but how fast does it to go?
- It doesn't go too fast. - She likes to go very slowly.
- Oh, this brings back memories.
- Oh, boy.
- Heather is not allowed to be anywhere
near the controls of the bull.
[cheering]
- Yeah, turn that up.
- Oh!
- I think I might have broke my arm.
- Jump, throw a leg over.
- Wait, how--oh! Oh.
- Oh, she knows how-- - She knows.
- Stop.
- This ain't my first rodeo, baby.
- Slowly.
Very slowly.
- Scoot your hips in closer to your hands.
- Closer to the stick, Tamra.
You know how to do that, honey.
- Go a little bit faster for you.
- Slower!
Ah!
Wait, am I supposed to do two?
Ah!
I think I tore my vagina.
- Ah!
- OK, Heather, you're next.
- Come on, Heather. Get on.
Don't worry. I won't turn it up.
- No, can't go. - Jenn?
- Jenn, you could do it. You're a yoga instructor.
Your core and everything is tight.
- Whoa. - Whoa.
- Ride it like a lady, Jenn.
- I've got sh-- hanging out.
- Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
- Grab the stick. - Just grab onto that tight.
We're gonna start slow.
- Sh--. Oh, my God.
- There you go, Taylor. - Ah!
Oh, sh--, OK. What the (BLEEP)?
Ah!
Ahh!
[laughs] - Come on, Gina.
- Oh, yeah, that moves.
- Squeeze your thighs. Squeeze your feet.
- I'm squeezing everything... - Kegels, whatever you got.
- With all I got. Whaa!
- Oh, Shannon, perfect timing. - Hello!
- I saw you from afar.
- [laughs]
[cheering]
[laughter]
- Oh, my God, I'm going to puke.
- Shannon, are you going to do this?
- I can't. It's too vagina.
- Too vagina?
Like, her-- she's got meaty vagina?
You need to get that fixed.
They actually have a surgery for that.
- I "taint" do that!
- I have a bony vagina.
It's like not a lot of skin.
It's just, I'm feeling it on the bone.
- I need to master this.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Yeah, all right.
- Whoo!
- Ah!
- Calm down! Calm down!
[upbeat music]
- Hey, you guys, I think dinner's ready!
- OK, let's go eat. - I'm starving.
- Thank you so much. - Thanks.
- Hope you guys had fun. - Oh, I want that.
I'm having a little of all protein.
Is this sausage or a hot dog? - It's sausage.
- Oh, great.
I'm going to get this nice fatty piece.
Don't judge me. - Oh, good for you.
- Yeah, I like the fat.
- Well, I'll cut all my fat off and give it to you.
You can have it all. - You're such a good friend.
- Do we napkins anywhere? - OK, that's all right.
I'll just use my dress. - [laughs]
I'm gonna use Tamra's dress too.
- This is a dense--
- It is a dense wiener. - Dense wiener, yes.
It's a very dense wiener, yes.
- Are you two sharing a wiener?
- We are. - We share--we're close.
- We got way closer way quicker than I thought we would.
- When you share the bunkroom-- - Yeah, you share wieners.
- I mean, I'll be honest.
From what I'm hearing about Ryan,
this isn't Jenn's first time sharing wieners.
- So, Jenn and Taylor--
- Yes, ma'am? - Yes?
- Because some of the girls here don't know you very well,
tell us something that we don't know.
- Um, I'm bisexual.
- Are you? - You are?
- Mm-hmm.
Now are you nervous about me being
in the bunkhouse with you?
- No.
- I know this, though.
It's not a shock to me, but you had
a full-blown relationship with a woman.
- Correct.
- Is that prior to Russell or after Russell?
- It was prior. - How long were you together?
- About five years. - Oh, my gosh.
- What? - That's a long time.
- That is a long time. - Yeah.
- Hell, I know marriages that don't last that long.
- Yeah.
- Most people are surprised to find out that I'm bisexual.
- OK, Jenn, top that. - Yeah, top that.
Probably because just, like, stereotypes.
I mean, it's not something I broadcast,
but I'm open to all people that have great souls
and that you can love.
- You know I was a flight-- - Were you prom queen?
- No. - You were a flight attendant?
- I was a flight attendant.
- You are from Oklahoma.
Then you met your husband.
- I met him as a flight attendant.
- Oh, that's interesting, OK.
- And so I met him on a flight.
- Was he in first class? - Nope.
- He was in economy? - He was in economy.
- OK, I think this is interesting.
- Yep, and he was in law school.
So we dated.
He graduated law school. He went back to California.
- Did he go to Georgetown? George Washington?
- He went to Georgetown. - OK, wow.
- So then we dated long-distance,
got engaged, and then, as soon as we got married,
I moved to California.
- I need more of this part of Jenn.
It's unfortunate because I wish that we didn't start
where started, but I love the idea that maybe we
can form a relationship based off of this common ground
that we do have.
- When I was 17, in high school,
I did a Ouija board with my mom and Ryan's father.
And we were doing the Ouija board,
and it kept spelling out "baby, baby, baby."
And my mom kept going, who?
And it kept pointing to me.
And I'm looking at Darren going...
I had no idea I was pregnant.
- That's so crazy. - Wow.
- Anything we don't know about you?
[laughter] - I don't know.
Unless you all don't know I had
a flippin' UTI from hell last week.
[laughter] - I knew about that.
I knew. - I hate UTIs.
I told a lot of you about it. - She was very vocal about it.
- So I don't know.
- I asked her to tell me something
a little bit deeper inside, not like deep inside.
Do you want some medication? I mean, cranberry juice?
- I'll be right back.
I'm just going to make a quick call.
- If something--no, mm-mm.
Yeah, it's just weird.
I'm just going to make a quick call.
- OK.
- I don't like anything gummy.
- How old are her kids?
- 18.
- Yeah.
- If you were all in, you would say,
this is what's going to happen next,
and this is what we've discussed,
and this is what I want to happen,
but that's not what Shannon says.
- I was just making something up to leave the table.
It's time to amp up the fun,
and I will be at your service soon, ladies.
- Am I going to get a buggy ride?
- I was shocked as sh-- that you're rooming with Shannon.
- Why? - It's a very large house.
- No, I'm serious.
- Maybe the friendship is just either ----ing or fighting.
- Yes, I said-- I said that's it.
- We just have a long-ass history together as friends,
and there's going to be no resolution
to what happened in the past.
- So time to move on. - It's time to move on...
- Yeah, I agree with that. - And just, like, go on.
- Forgive me. Is Shannon lost?
Is she OK? - Shannon!
Shannon!
[country music]
- Oh, shoot.
* *
OK.
- I'm freezing. Can we go to the saloon?
- Yeah. - Let's do it.
- And let's scrape up Shannon on the way.
- OK. - Oh, my God, it's so cold now.
- I'm going to get ticks up in the nether regions.
- Oh, good, the saloon. - Look at this!
- This is cute. - Whoo!
- I got some shots for some fancy strangers.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my--
- Welcome to the saloon, ladies.
- Whoo! - Now--
- Tamra, I don't do well with trays.
- OK. - So I'm going to set it down.
- So you might want to set it down.
- Oh, my God, this is broken too, sh--.
I need to get a towel. Oh, my God.
Cheers, ladies. Welcome to the saloon.
- Oh! - Thank you, Miss Kitty.
Who knew?
- Let's do it.
- That was so good. Thank you.
- Bleh! - Is there champagne?
- Yes. [bottle pops]
- Wow! - Whoo!
- Does my saloon take care of you?
- I'm just here for the taxidermy.
OK, it's top-notch. - Oh, my God.
Look at the beaver. - Did you touch it?
- Yeah, it's weird to touch it. I don't like it.
It freaks me out.
- There's a turkey.
- I can tell now. - Yes.
- Yeah, it's a-- - That would be a turkey.
- It's a turkey.
- Can we have another shot of that?
- Oh, God. - Here we go.
- Judge, what are you getting me into?
- We have these here. - Well, you never know.
OK. - Cheers.
- To a new-- a new beginning?
- Yeah, to a new beginning. - Yeah, and I'm very happy.
- To a new beginning. And I am too.
And let's just start slow... - Yeah.
- And trust each other. - I love you.
- Are you doing another shot?
- Why, yes, it is, Miss Lilly.
- What's so crazy is that it literally feels like
the 2 1/2 years didn't even exist.
- I'm hopeful, but I'm still cautious.
- So what's going on with the movie?
- We're moving forward.
I mean, I really wanted you to do it, but--
- You know, we talked about it.
Like, I didn't think you were serious.
- I didn't know if it was like, "I don't want to be in this
"because you're a rookie actress,
"and you don't know what the hell you're doing,
"and I'm not going to attach my name
to anything that you're attached to."
- Are you kidding me? I think this is a you issue.
Not a me issue because I don't feel that way.
Usually, if someone wants me to do something, like,
someone would call.
They'd send a script.
There is, like, a protocol to the whole thing.
Without someone from production calling, it's not a thing.
- OK, well, you have a lot more experience than I do,
so you would know.
They lost an actress, like, in a split second.
- But they didn't hire an actress.
There's no contract. There's no deal.
There's no understanding of what the role is,
how many days, when is it, am I available.
Do you know what I mean? Like, it's not your movie.
You're not the producer. You're not the director.
This is something you've built up in your mind...
- And that's why I wanted to talk to you.
- That nothing to do with me.
- It's not your movie. You're not the producer.
You're not the director.
This is something you've built up in your mind--
- And that's why I wanted to talk to you.
- That has nothing to do with me.
[tense music]
- What are they talking about?
- I think they're talking about the movie thing.
- Oh. - Do you know about that too?
- A little bit.
- And now here we are, surrounded by taxidermy.
And guns.
- I actually think this one up here on the thing--
- I could hunt. I think I could do that.
- Oh, you couldn't. - No, I really could.
- What?
- I could hunt something that I would eat.
I feel like it gives you more appreciation for your food...
- Wow. - And how you have to get it.
I've been watching too many hunting shows clearly.
- You have. What are you watching at home?
- I like "Maneater," and I--
- Well, that sounds like a cannibalism show.
- What do they do on "Maneater"?
- They hunt. - Do they eat man?
- Not people. - "Maneater."
- It's so good, whatever it is.
- If they reached out to you
and shared the script with you, would you do it?
- I would say I would 100% read it and consider it seriously.
Of course, I would.
- Well, I guess, let's go from there if you're open to it.
- It's a little odd to me.
If you're so hurt, Taylor, why do you still want me
to be in the movie?
Are we actually good now?
- We're good. - OK, all right.
All right, cheers to that. - Cheers.
Thank you. - Yeah, thank you.
- So what happened?
Didn't you say the producer said
she's got to try out for it?
Did you tell her that?
- They just said they want to see a casting tape.
- Did you tell her that? - No.
- Wait, are you being serious?
The director wasn't impressed with my IMDb?
- Well, he said, "Can she send a casting tape?"
- OK.
- So just for clarity, I was offered a role.
I turned down the role.
I'm better than the role,
but now I'm not good enough for the role,
and still, no one has reached out to me.
But so your IMDb was good enough,
but mine needs a casting tape.
- No, you're a bigger role.
- So you've never worked before, but I have to--
- I see both sides.
Taylor doesn't know how hiring someone for a film works.
That being said, I don't think that Heather's reaction
should have been in that condescending tone,
but we're familiar with that tone.
- She got the offer, but I audition.
- I know.
She said that the producer said--
- [laughs] - Because my role is small.
- I'm not good enough. - I know--
- Yeah, my resume is not-- - She pulled up your IMDb.
We went to lunch. - Wow, OK, Taylor.
- You've done a lot of stuff.
- So what would--yeah, I have done a lot of stuff.
- No, I know. We looked.
- What's funny is, we were just at the airport,
and we ran into Diane Ruggiero,
who created "That's Life" that I starred in on CBS
with Paul Sorvino and Ellen Burstyn.
- 22 episodes. - Yeah.
Why are you saying it like that?
- No, because that's a long run.
22 episodes is a lot.
- This whole argument is so absurd to me.
Taylor acts like she has been so offended.
Meanwhile, she's never even been in a movie yet.
And Heather acts like Taylor just came in
and took her Oscars away from her
like she's Judi ----ing Dench.
Come on, ladies.
- I was like confused as to why they would
even ask for you to do a casting tape
when you've done so much.
- But that sounds very punitive to look me up like that.
- No, I just thought, with your pedigree
and everything that you've done,
they would be super excited to have this role filled.
- That's very rude, the way you're saying that.
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Oh, no, she-- - With your pedigree?
Like, that's so weird. - No, she--
- I mean, I have a pedigree? Am I a dog?
- She means that in a positive way.
- No, like all the acting history that you have...
- That is positive.
- I thought they would just be like...
- She's saying that positive.
- We're super excited to have you on board.
- I do have to call you out on one thing.
- Right.
- We talked about when you looked at her IMDb.
- Yeah.
- You didn't think it was that impressive.
- You said that?
- When they came back to me and asked for a casting tape,
I said let me see what she's done
because now I look ----ing stupid.
- That is so incredibly rude.
I'm someone who has put my entire life on hold,
as many women do, for my family.
So for you to denigrate my career
is not only anti-female, but just not nice.
And I am at a crossroads in my life figuring out who I am,
and I just find this to be so incredibly rude.
And for you to sit with Tamra and talk about my IMDb
when you were offered a part, and you've never been
in anything ever, and I was excited for you.
That's the person I am.
The person you are is making a mountain out of a molehill
when you offered me something that was not yours
to offer me in the first place,
and then talk to all of my friends,
and sh-- talk my career.
(BLEEP) you.
[dramatic music]
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