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"The Real Housewives of Orange County"...
I was there for you, Tamra, but it wasn't enough.
Oh, my God! You're a----ing liar!
You're a----ing liar.
It was just a lot of emotions.
And I was too drunk.
I am so sorry.
I appreciate Tamra's apology,
but she also needs to apologize
for everything that's happened the last 2 1/2 years.
Had you slept with Ryan
when your husband went to Oklahoma?
No. And Ryan and I weren't even--
nothing--don't do that.
I see you.
It's hard for me to be around
her trying to justify the infidelity.
- It's a trigger. - It's a trigger.
- Is he a cheater? - Yes.
And he will tell you,
"I have never been faithful to anybody."
People tell you who they are.
You gotta listen.
Welcome to Montana, girls!
Ah!
Shannon, are you gonna do this?
I--I can't.
It's too vagina.
I have a bony vagina.
- To a new beginning. - Cheers.
Didn't you say the producer said
Heather's gotta try out for it?
They just said they want to see a casting tape.
- Did you tell her that? - No.
I am at a crossroads in my life.
And you offered me something that was not yours to offer me
and then talked to all of my friends
and sh-- talk my career.
you.
For you to denigrate my career is not only anti-female,
but so incredibly rude.
Well, you know what? I didn't sh-- talk your career.
- Yes, you did. - No.
And I believe you're the one that said that
she hasn't done anything since the 1900s.
I said 1990s.
That's not what I said.
1999, 1997, 1996.
So, I mean, she did a lot of stuff in the late 19--
'90s.
1900s.
So Tamra took the shot at her.
You took--because it's clear someone
took a shot at her IMBD.
- "Db." - DD?
Db?
There was no shots fired.
So then what is the problem?
This is so ridiculous.
Nobody can even pronounce IMBD.
IMDb?
IMDb...
Q-T-R-S.
Is there a bathroom around here?
Yes. That way.
- That way. - Okay.
All right.
Why are we still talking about this?
STFU.
Let's use those letters now.
Shut the up.
Heather, I don't want this to be a thing with us.
Oh, my God. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
We're good.
I just don't want this to be a thing with us.
I'm going 100% sincere with you.
We were good over there.
I know we were, but then little miss cowboy hat.
Well, go and talk to her about it.
I will.
ing sh--.
Listen, I understand you're upset.
She sat down with me at dinner.
She pulled up your IMBD.
It was impressive.
Tell me the truth.
Were you rude about me?
Are these all the ones that she's done?
- Yes. - One episode.
- One episode.
No.
I didn't say anything shady about you,
nothing dismissive about you at all.
Okay.
Historically, Tamra and I have always
been very supportive of each other's career endeavors,
of our businesses.
She knows how important my career is to me
and where I am in my life right now.
So it would be so disappointing to find out
that she's not telling the truth.
But I have no choice at this point but to believe her.
Ladies, let's go to sleep
because I'm kind of sleepy now.
I'm not ready to go to bed.
Whoo!
Yee-haw!
Hey, Shannon Beador?
What?
- I----ing love you. - Oh.
Thank you.
I mean, I didn't love you two years ago, but I--
Yeah, I didn't love you either.
I didn't love you like six months ago.
- This sh--. - Shannon?
Oh. Okay.
Hey, Shannon.
Let me catch one, because I might eat one.
All right. Wait.
Throw one. Throw one.
Oh, my God.
You're trying to bean me.
Open your mouth.
Oh, my God.
Okay, now we're in a sea of gummy bears.
Are we good?
Yeah, we're--well, yeah, we're good.
- We're good. - Tonight was--we're good.
- Yeah. - Good.
Okay. Wait.
Come back.
Ew!
She stuck her tongue in my mouth!
Shannon! - Ew!
Oh, my God. Where is she?
Where did she go?
I'm getting my recipe.
I'm gonna poke you in the wiener.
Stop it!
Stop it.
What are you doing?
What? Oh, my--what?
What?
Oh, my God.
What are you doing to me?
Oh, my God.
I'm glad that Tamra and Shannon are getting along,
but I hope this doesn't make me odd man out.
Hello, Miss Emoji.
How many times have I seen those emoji underwear?
A lot.
When I'm around Tamra and we're having fun,
I can literally get sucked right back in
like nothing's happened over the last 2 1/2 years.
We're gonna bond.
We're just gonna bond right here.
I'm cleaning up the gummy bears, by the way.
But for now, I think it's good for both of us
to remember how important we were in each other's lives.
Should we do another shot of tequila?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Are they supposed to be stiff?
How do you do it?
I don't know.
Hey, girls.
You always see them like--
Right.
This is like this.
We should--maybe we should do some roping courses.
Yeah, that would be fun.
I would do that.
There's a few people that might want to rope
each other in this room.
I would take it head on if I were you.
I'd want to ask Tamra, what the was that?
- What was it? - What was that?
Like why?
Well, you've known her long enough.
Like, do you think she was just dishing on me in the bathroom
and so she got the upper hand?
She said you were dismissive, pat her on the head,
you left the script on the table.
She said you were like this, you're so cute.
My gut would say no.
To me, it feels like you're taking a little bit of heat
here when it didn't seem to me like you were the one
who even said anything that wrong.
Correct.
What are we in? First grade?
Two little girls have to run off to the bathroom
together and commiserate about something?
That is making me judge Tamra in a different light.
I thought that she and I had a tighter bond than that.
- I missed you. - I know.
I missed you too. - Oh, my God.
We went on a trip and had so much fun.
You have to work it like you did last night.
I need it. I need it.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Sleep on it.
Because you don't know, like, the Montana air might
clear everything out anyway.
You know, everybody might wake up,
just smell bacon, and be happy.
And when we're shoveling some sh-- tomorrow morning.
- Jesus. - Cheers.
Okay. Okay.
Are we doing this again? - Come on.
Go.
You have a champagne chaser?
Yes.
Jennifer said, "If I drink, I'm gonna barf."
I go, "Welcome to the club.
I'll hold your hair."
She was very pro Taylor.
And you were a little pro Taylor too.
She means that as a compliment.
That is positive.
She was so excited. She was so excited.
She was excited.
I try to see both sides.
She has her own issues of being new and being insecure
and in a new business.
So I have empathy for her in that regard.
But Jen also is super insecure.
Super insecure.
When we went to the Boot Barn, remember she was saying,
like, I'm not worthy.
I'm not this. I'm not that.
You know what, Jen?
You never really talk about your life.
I'm like, nobody wants to hear about my life.
I don't even have a----ing life.
She always puts herself down.
That's ridiculous.
I just feel like I didn't have anything to contribute.
And you know what she said?
She said Ryan has never been faithful to anyone ever.
- She said Ryan cheated on her. - Wait.
Wait. - She did?
- On her? - Yeah.
Remember? Yeah. And she goes--
No, she said they were on a break,
like a Ross and Rachel break.
He had a relationship, "relations,"
with some other girl.
Was it her friend?
No. Somebody I know.
What?
She called me.
She goes, "So he cheated on me."
I said, "I know he did."
And I said, "My question is, why the
are you staying with him?"
Hi, honey.
Hi, babe.
How are you?
It's like nice and dark in there.
Yes, it is.
Honey, I can't see you at all.
I have everything but you next to me, honey.
Well, I wouldn't know.
I think you have a white t-shirt on.
It's all I can see.
That's it.
He's known as the town whore.
He's the town whore?
Oh, my God.
You know my friend Heather?
Yeah, of course.
She told me he walked into my gym,
and he pointed at me and said, "I'm gonna her."
- Ryan said that? - Yeah.
And Heather goes, "No, you're not.
She's married to Eddie. They own this gym."
He goes, "Watch me. I'm gonna her."
How many months later was he with Jennifer?
Two.
I mean, I--
does Jen know about this?
And if she doesn't, if she finds out,
how is this gonna destroy her?
Because it would destroy me.
I think, once a cheater, always a cheater.
Well, I love you.
I love you. I miss you.
I miss you, babe.
Sleep good, sweetheart.
- All right, honey. - Okay, Bye.
- Love you. - Love you too. Bye.
Bye.
Coming up...
- God. - Jesus.
I've got a shovel and a rake.
Pick your poison.
At least give me, like, a Chanel shovel.
Does Chanel make a shovel?
Oh, it's----ing disgusting.
Okay.
It's good enough.
How do you feel?
I feel great.
You do?
No.
Jesus.
This is your fault. - Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know it is.
I just--this is Alka-Seltzer Plus.
Would you like a swig?
No.
It doesn't taste very good, but it works.
Oh, no. That would make me--
just the thought of it makes me want to vomit.
I mean, there was a lot of tequila shots.
Like, I literally-- I lost count.
I love you. - I love you too.
Are you making pancakes?
It's like an ebelskiver.
- A what? - They're like balls.
Oh, like a doughy ball?
It's a doughy ball.
Oh, I love doughy balls.
Yeah.
Yee-haw.
How are you?
How's school?
It's good.
I went to bed pretty late last night.
And I had to get up for an 8:00 a.m. this morning.
Remember, you're there to learn.
It was fine.
Not just party.
- Hey, babe. - Hi, baby.
I'm a vision of beauty right now.
I literally just got out of bed, brushed my teeth,
and trying to get the wrinkles out from under my eyes
from the late night.
If somebody told you to put hummingbird sh--
under your eyes, would you do it?
Yes. If it works.
I'll do anything three times.
How are you?
I went to a doctor in Newport.
I would love to be in Montana.
I know how to ride horses.
I grew up on 12 acres.
And I am not there.
It's bullsh--.
I wish you were here.
Taylor brought up Heather's IMDb.
And so Heather got the idea that Taylor was, like,
talking crap on her career.
Right.
It's disrespectful.
Yeah.
Based upon past experience, it would not surprise me
that Tamra would throw someone under the bus to save herself.
But not only would she throw them under the bus,
she would probably then drive the bus over the top of them
to make sure they were dead, and then burn the bus
so that nobody could find the bus
so they could trace it back to her.
Oh, you got your cowgirl hat on, girl.
Muah. Bye.
God. You're still cooking?
- Yeah. - Good morning.
Good morning.
I am so hungover.
Oh.
She enjoys wearing it here.
Oh.
There you go.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little bit slow this morning.
What is going on?
A little slow.
You're like a little horsey now.
This is different than the bunkhouse.
It's a little different.
This is a different--this is a different feel.
Uh-huh.
It's so pretty out here.
This is phenomenal.
Thank you, Shannon, for an amazing meal.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Shannon.
- No, you did all the work. - All right.
So what are we doing today?
Yeah, Tamra, lay it out. What are we doing?
We're gonna learn how to live the life of a cowgirl.
So we're gonna, like, work the farm,
like what my son does.
How do you like working at the ranch?
It's good.
I'm in my own little world out in the canyon.
Like, different lifestyle out there.
I'll tell you that much.
My dream in life is to have a ranch, to have horses.
It's a different lifestyle than Orange County.
It's way more laid back.
And it's something that I can absolutely love.
Buy a ranch.
I'll run it.
It'll be fine.
I'll get on it.
I thought we were riding horses.
We're gonna split three and three.
And because, you know, there's three in this house
and three in that house, I thought we'd, like,
split us up a little bit.
So me, Shannon, Taylor, heavy machinery.
Gina, Jen, Heather, you're gonna go with the animals.
All right.
That's so cute.
I don't want to have to stick my hand up anyone's butt,
right? - Oh, were not doing that.
Well, since you're asking.
Howdy.
- Hi, Kip. - Hi.
Watch the poop, Heather.
- Got it. - All right.
Pretty. They are gorgeous.
Oh, they are.
So what are we gonna do with these guys?
I'll just kind of show you guys how to saddle them
and that, and do some arena work.
Like the roping?
Ooh, I love that.
Cleaning out my trailer too.
Oh, great.
Oh, I see how this is going.
Yeah. - No way out.
Yeah. You know what?
At this point in the trip, I feel like I've taken
enough sh-- from Taylor.
I don't need to be shoveling it.
All right. Let's do it.
I want the slow, tired one.
Jerk it.
There you go.
I'm good with accessories.
How do you get him to stop?
- You say stop. - Okay.
Got it.
You can pull back on both reins.
Pull back. Stop.
Stop. - Loosen up.
Loosen up. Loosen up.
There you go.
Whoa.
Holy sh--.
This is how I die.
All right. We got this.
Looks like a hay field.
Hey, guys.
Y'all ready to do a little work?
Can you define work?
The tractor is gonna do most of it for you.
- Perfect. - Okay.
We're gonna pick these bales up and put them on that trailer.
This is your clutch, and that's your brake.
If you're ever in doubt, or you get scared
or nervous, if you hit that clutch,
the tractor is gonna stop.
I did not grow up on a ranch like Montana,
but I did grow up with property.
And I did grow up with horses.
You got it?
I'm a farmer.
You're killing it.
I'm a rancher.
Howdy.
I did learn how to drive a tractor at 12.
So I'm confident.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Wait. The brake isn't working.
What are you doing?
That's okay.
I had it on the brake.
What did I do? - That's okay.
Remember, we have to push the clutch first.
Oh, sh--.
Here we go.
All right.
We're city slickers now.
That's right.
Whoa.
Now pick up.
Perfect.
I can't really see.
Pick your bale up a little bit more.
There you go. That's good.
Here. Let me try to park her myself.
"Let me try to park her."
Park it, Heather.
Perfect.
Whoo-hoo!
- Whoa. - Whoa.
She's amazing.
Am I hired?
Absolutely.
All right.
Who wants to learn how to rope?
And who wants to go shovel poop out of the trailer?
I'll rope.
I'll do the trailer.
I'll rope.
Oh.
So this is like--
This is where--
This is the horse hotel.
God.
Jesus.
I've got a shovel and a rake.
Yeah.
Pick your poison.
All right.
I'm close.
I am from Oklahoma, but I've never done this kind of crap.
Yeah.
Pull it tight.
Oh!
Cowgirl chores would be fun if there were
cowboys to do chores with.
Good. That was awesome.
You got it.
That sucker is down.
Oh, Heather.
Oh, my Lord.
Heather Dubrow shoveling sh--
is truly a gift to us all.
And you all know it. So you're welcome.
Okay, I know I'm fancy pants.
At least give me, like, a Chanel shovel.
Does Chanel make a shovel?
Oh. This is----ing disgusting.
Yee-haw.
- Feeling good? - Yeah.
So how was it--
it's very foggy after all those tequila shots.
We're talking about Jen.
There's a lot of things that I learned about Jen
last night-- that you said when Ryan first
started going to your gym,
and this is a quote,
Ryan said, "I'm gonna her."
- Yeah. - Wow.
I mean, what do I do with that?
I don't know.
You should be the one to bring it up, Tamra.
Jesus, I--Tamra, like I--
I want to tear up thinking that.
It's just-- - I know.
It's just--I don't want--
I don't want to hurt--
break her heart.
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaking of shoveling sh-- under the rug.
Yeah.
I felt like you were upset because you
felt like Taylor was taking a shot at your career.
She was.
But to me, the only thing that I heard--that I heard--
was Tamra take a shot.
Taylor said that she said something about the 1900s.
But I asked Tamra point blank, did you say this?
And she said no.
So what am I gonna do?
Heather has told me in the past she felt like
I wasn't being a good friend.
I was kind of wondering why you've been MIA.
I'm like, felt very close to you,
and then you just completely disappeared.
I missed you.
This is me trying to be a good friend to Heather.
Why are we all pretending like Tamra is a saint
and she's incapable of this kind of bullsh--?
Like she's actually pretty known
for this kind of bullsh--.
Honestly, I really felt like I did something nice for her.
And she just... - You're pissed.
Sh-- all over with all of my friends.
Talked behind my back.
I'm supposed to be on this trip,
so you know, to be distracted by the fact
that my two kids just left for college.
If you feel good about it and you want to let it go,
then I'm letting it go.
That's what I'm going with.
Okay.
That's fine.
Coming up...
Why would my friend Tamra say that I have
a strange relationship with the truth?
That makes me feel like she thinks
I'm not telling her the truth.
That's----ed up.
And she and I will have a conversation.
Let's get some chow.
It's cool to do it, but I'm not moving
to a ranch any time soon.
Oh, my God.
You flinged it on me.
I think it was a butterfly.
Get it out.
Roll your windows down.
It's a cricket.
Let's go do donuts.
Whoo-hoo!
Oh, it's cooler in here.
And there's food.
Oh, I love it.
And champs.
Oh, mama's happy.
- I wonder how their day was. - I haven't--
- Exhausting as ours. - Mm-hmm.
Did you feel like you settled in with the horse?
Like, I don't know how you did that.
You know what it was?
He had a moment, and my instinct
was to grab the reins tighter, and...
- And they said don't do that? - They don't like that.
I would have been like, I'm-- I think I'm off.
You kind of gotta be a little bit, like,
more assertive with them.
Like kids and dogs.
- Show them who's boss. - Yeah.
The alpha. - Yeah.
You gotta be a little alpha.
Like, I'll be honest with you, Jen.
I'm actually really happy
that we ended up bunking together.
Because for me, I got to know you
beyond the infidelity.
God.
We're taking these beds.
I might be in a bunk bed with you at night.
Yeah.
There's a lot of life out there.
You look like an Orange County cowgirl, but I--
I like it.
Oh, my God.
We're here.
What happened to you and your marriage or whatever,
I had been struggling with it a bit.
Even that night at CUT Fitness,
I had to walk away from the table
because, like, I just got upset.
She was in a bad marriage.
It's not--I mean, it wasn't a bad marriage.
It wasn't a good marriage.
Let me ask this question--
I need water. I need food. We've been standing--
I've been shoveling sh-- in a trailer.
Literally.
This is the worst----ing trip.
And you're never----ing ever planning a trip again.
Ever.
Yeah, but you look cute.
Just so----ing cute.
I'm burning all my clothes.
Glad you feel better. Okay. - Wait! Heather!
Wait. You need to go in there.
Why?
Because Gina and Jen are talking about her past.
No way. No.
I'm not doing that. - Okay, fine. Whatever.
I'll go back in.
Oh, my God.
It's been a struggle for me to kind of straddle
these two worlds of, I actually really do like you
and I don't like what you did.
Are we going in the saloon?
How long is this serious conversation?
I want to eat.
I'm sure my situation is uncomfortable for you.
Yeah.
And I'm sorry for that.
I will also say, it doesn't define who I am.
My past and my path may not make sense,
but it's not my job to make you feel good about it.
I think it's good that you're able to say,
look, this happened.
And I'm here now.
And I'm doing better.
But when I'm hearing all these, like, little inconsistencies,
then it makes me doubt the things that you're saying.
You know?
Where is--like, where are the inconsistencies?
I don't appreciate anybody saying
I have inconsistencies when I don't even know
what the inconsistencies are.
Tamra knows you the best.
Like, she's just always alluding to the fact
that there's more to your story than you were--
- By the way-- - You were letting on.
I get that too.
Right?
She'll say things like, Jen has a strange relationship
with the truth.
I'm like unclear of, according to her,
if she even really actually had an affair or not.
I've told her two times, you can't keep
telling different stories to different people.
I just feel like there's always been
a little bit of inconsistency in her stories.
The truth of the day.
Truth of the day.
Why would my friend Tamra say that I have
a strange relationship with the truth?
That makes me feel like she thinks
I'm not telling her the truth.
That's a bummer.
Why in the hell has my friend, the reason I know these women,
not come to me and said to me, I don't believe this,
or I think you're not being truthful about this?
You're going behind my back? It's super disappointing.
Having all the stuff brought up, it's just,
like, really become hard. - I know.
Gina, I go to bed at night, and I am okay with who I am.
And I have to say, you know, I loved Will.
Like, I loved that man for so----ing long.
It's so sad.
It's so----ing sad.
I know. It's sad.
You know what?
I've done something that tore your heart and soul out.
My means of getting point A to B were----ed up.
But it is where I am.
And I have to say, I'm okay.
I'm happy you're okay.
But I just adore you to pieces for coming to me
and sharing openly a place for you that is so raw
and hurts so bad.
I just want to say thank you.
Tamra, on the other hand, that's----ed up.
And she and I will have a conversation.
This is good.
Shake it. Shake it.
Yeah. There you go.
- Make it dance. - Hi.
- Hello. - Hello.
Did you see, your dad's home.
- Hi. - Hi, boys.
Hi, Annabelle.
Hello.
Can I get my iPad?
No.
Dad!
- She's fun. - Yeah.
She reminds me of you.
Mom!
Hey.
Well, she's got the attitude down for modeling.
So Annabelle signed with a modeling agency.
I think you did a really good job.
We loved you.
I would love to give it a go.
- Oh, hey! - You're a model now.
Oh, my God.
That's so exciting. - Welcome.
Yeah.
I think Annabelle modeling at her age right now
is a good thing for her because she would
have to be somewhere on time.
She has to be respectful.
She needs a little professionalism in her life.
She is wild.
It's raining!
I call her a feral child.
It's like we picked her up in the woods.
Turn it down.
Annabelle, turn it down.
Anna--ah!
Why do the boys get to watch?
Ah.
Is it her bedtime yet?
So if you have plans, you know, to go get Botox or whatever,
and then you get a phone call that says...
I don't get Botox.
We need your daughter up here.
Are you gonna cancel and go?
Yes.
Oh.
I would make her a priority as long as she's happy
and she enjoys it and that's what she wants to do.
Yeah.
When I was younger, I did a little bit of modeling.
I made a little money when I was in law school.
- Did you? - Yeah.
I used to do weekly department store ads.
Well, what I did was, we had a TV show on Cox Cable.
- You had a TV show? - Yeah.
How old were you?
I was a senior in high school.
We had a whole garage dedicated.
It was a talk show.
So you have like a chair and like a--like--
like Johnny Carson? - David Letterman.
But yeah. - Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
And we had the whole set.
And we didn't--we'd have guests on there.
So maybe Annabelle got a little bit of DNA
from Shane, a little bit of his entertainment DNA.
Like she's 90% Emily, 10% Shane,
except when she's a jerk.
She's 100% Shane.
How is it that I've been married to you--
Because you don't listen.
I've told you many times.
I'm actually an interesting character
if you pay attention.
Hello?
Hi, cowgirl.
Are you guys almost ready?
Um, ish.
I need you guys to do something for me.
Can you pack a bag for overnight?
Bring your flannel long johns.
Okay.
And it's gonna be a surprise.
If I told the ladies what I had planned--
"You're going out in the middle of nowhere"--
they're probably not gonna go.
I need you to pack your estrogen cream
and your flannel jammies I got you.
My estrogen cream?
We gotta do a little overnight.
I need you to pack an overnight bag.
Is there gonna be air conditioning?
There's gonna be lots of champagne.
Okay, I'm good.
Okay.
I figured.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Yes. Is everything okay?
Yeah. Everything's fine. It's good.
I just want to say, number one, I'm having an amazing time.
I am too.
But I just want to, as we move forward,
to be open and to communicate.
And I've been a little bit confused.
Because when we first got together,
there was kind of this between you and I.
My life was----ing crumbling.
You started attacking me publicly.
Do you think Shannon has a drinking problem?
Yes.
One of the biggest mistakes I ever did
was really stick up for her.
- So she's a user? - 100%.
I said you ghosted me.
You did.
I don't know.
I just--I've been a little bit, like,
proceed with caution.
On the flip side, I don't want to get teary eyed,
but being here with you, it's like,
we could literally every minute
talk about another memory that we had...
I know.
That is so much fun, and that I'll remember
for the rest of my life.
Tamra. Tamra. Okay.
Just--just be Zen.
Be Zen.
Oh, my God.
We're streaking!
Whoo!
I just don't want to go backwards.
I know. I don't either.
It was the worst time of my life.
It really was.
I know.
And everything in my whole life
felt like it was spiraling. It really did.
- I know. - And I just--
I really needed you.
And you were probably busy.
I felt like you just didn't want me
and I wasn't good enough or something.
I apologize for saying anything.
I should have never said anything in the press.
And I sincerely apologize.
I never wanted to hurt you.
I just wanted to be heard. - I understand.
I wish I was there for you more.
I'm--I know.
It--it was me.
I'll take total fault for it.
Thank you for saying that, but no.
I own my part. I own my part.
And I'm sorry for my part.
I mean, I never thought this--
I never thought this day would be here.
I really didn't.
I didn't think that I was gonna fight
for this friendship.
I thought that it was just over.
I had to move on.
But now being reunited, it just sparked up
all those feelings I have inside,
why I love her so much.
We're like family.
She's my sister.
That I never wanted.
- I love you. - You too.
I love you too.
Coming up...
You insert yourself in sh-- that doesn't belong to you.
Because I'm checking on my friend.
No, but you kind of made it out
like there's a pattern.
Gina, goodbye.
What is that I see in the future?
Is that a----ing tent?
That's where we're gonna stay tonight.
Maybe.
Shut the up.
How?
Oh, how cute.
Okay, guys, I have a little announcement.
So tonight, we're gonna be sleeping here.
- Wait. What? - In the tent.
All night long?
In the tents.
Oh, .
I am not a camper-outer.
I do not do a tent.
I'm not a camper.
And I never will be.
Believe it or not, growing up in Oklahoma,
they do not require you to go camping.
Camping to me is the Ritz Carlton.
Tonight you guys are gonna learn
how to cook all over the fire.
So if you ladies want to divide up into two groups of three.
I'll go over here.
Okay. Perfect.
There you go. How about that?
That was easy.
That was the easiest way to do it.
Mix it up. Mix it up.
Are you drinking Malibu?
It's like suntan lotion in a can.
For our dish, we're gonna make
a pan seared bison tenderloin with a red wine
mushroom sauce. - Wait.
We're eating bison? - Oh, yes.
- Isn't that buffalo? - Yes.
- Is there a fish option? - Yes.
That's what they're making. Trout.
And if you want to put a couple lemon slices
in each fish.
And then the other can put a couple of butter pats
in there. - Hello.
A little fish blanket.
I feel like we should name them.
Just tuck them in.
- There you go. - Okay, Louie.
There you go.
- Oh, Louie. - I'm naming the fish.
No. No.
Heather is gone into lassoing Shannon.
So I think we're on our own now.
Yeah.
That was close.
That was so close.
Lay those on just right under there.
Of course.
Oh, I got the champagne.
See?
I'm so good at this.
That was really good.
Put that on my IMDb.
Yeah, IMDb.
Oh.
I can't.
I'm not strong enough.
Taylor, what are these?
They're bison.
Bison.
It's like a dinner for a cowboy.
But are you flipping these?
Or are you letting them stay on one side?
Well, I don't think they're ready.
Can I ask you a question in all honestly?
I know that we had a few drinks.
When we were sitting down at Capistrano Winery,
did we ever make fun of Heather's career?
Ever?
What I would say is there is a potential chance
that we were being sarcastic.
I hear there's a lot of chatter saying that we
were making fun of her.
I didn't say we were making fun of her.
Gina did.
When we were in the trailer, Gina was talking to me
about you too. - About what?
She was saying, well, I think that Tamra was the one
that was maligning your career.
And I go, I don't believe that.
Last night when you guys were saying
you were talking about it, Taylor said, well,
you're the one who said 1900s.
And so that's all I'm saying.
Why are you involving yourself in this
when you weren't even there?
Because I'm checking on my friend,
like friends should do.
- Oh, okay. - So why bring it up?
Gina, goodbye.
Go away.
No, Tamra, I'm not gonna go away.
You're inserting your----ing stuff
that doesn't belong to you.
You think I'm inserting myself in something?
Yeah.
You're trying to cause problems that weren't there.
Because I was trying to check on you today
just to make sure you're good?
Checking on me is great.
But, honestly, you kind of made it out like there's a pattern
and there's a thing.
I just wanted to make sure you were really okay with it.
Because honestly, Tamra's been doing that.
She's taken shots at Emily.
She's taken some shots at me.
I didn't say that. So--
It was in the spirit of that.
I don't remember verbatim what you said.
I'm pissed.
It's like, bitch, I'm trying to be a friend to you.
And then you chuck me under?
At this point, like, honestly, I think maybe
Heather's not even from New York.
I thought we were cool.
I didn't know that you were, like, trying to, like,
stab me in the back.
I'm not trying to stab you in the back, Tamra.
Well, this is fun.
I really need that bottle of wine.
If you're talking about the pattern, that was my lunch.
That was what we talked about today.
Pattern of what?
Just you and I. Tamra, I would have your back always.
But to not have mine, or to fuel the fire
of my mess or my life, I'm so----ing confused.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
So you need to be more clear on that.
I don't understand.
So, like, I have--
I have an issue with the truth.
- Which you do. - No, I don't.
You kind of do.
No, I don't.
We'll get it.
You want to check on that sh-- show over there?
Not really.
I think that I have some built up resentment.
For what?
Because when Ryan walked into my gym
for the very first time, he looked at me
and said, "I'm gonna her."
Well, why have we not had this conversation?
Because it's kind of disgusting.
And my husband doesn't know.
And you didn't want to hurt her.
So I'm a sh-- stirrer for advising
my friend Heather about bad things that you said.
But this isn't being a bad friend to Jen?
Outing it in front of everybody?
You're a great friend, Tamra.
How would you feel if you have to, like, keep it quiet,
and then the fair guy--
I never said you had to keep anything quiet.
Will already knew.
I'm the one who went home.
I went home and told Will.
I'm about to grab a piece of meat and start eating it.
What do you think?
I mean, I might.
We gotta--we gotta taste it, right?
I mean...
My story just doesn't add up because I hadn't----ed Ryan--
He showed up to a parking lot and caught you two.
What? You are so wrong.
That's not even right. - Okay.
Tell me where I'm wrong.
I had opened my business.
And we had an opening party. Will was there.
He didn't stay very long.
He left.
Ryan had gone to dinner with some friends
and said, "Where are you? I have a gift for you."
I leave. Ryan gives me a gift.
And at this point, believe it or not, does not matter to me,
I had never even held Ryan's hand.
Never.
It's still really sh---y.
It's still sh---y.
I was gonna be--
I said I was gonna be sensitive to you.
- I know. - But I have to say--
It is what it is.
And so I, that night said, I'm done.
But let me ask you this, if you feel something,
a connection with someone, and you don't know
if it's gonna happen or not,
you don't leave your family.
She has five children.
Why would she walk away from a marriage
unless she knows that she has a connection with him or not?
I'm sorry.
There should be no emotional connections made
when you're married.
It's like you're--
I'm not advocating for infidelity.
I'm not.
But I understand your perspective,
you would walk away from a family of five--
You did walk away from a family of five.
You're in a car getting a gift from another man.
You walked away from your marriage.
I'm sorry.
This is why I can't do this.
I'm sorry. I cannot do this.
I really can't.
I'm not--I can't do it.
She's right.
If my husband did that to me, I'd feel the same----ing way.
1,000----ing percent.
It's still too raw for her after all these years.
It is. But she's right.
If my husband did that to me, I'd feel the same----ing way.
It seems like Gina's coming for Jen about Jen's infidelity
and how it provokes her.
And I'm not gonna lie, it's surprising
that I'm giving Jen the benefit of the doubt.
But I think it's because I've realized,
I'm at a better place in my life right now
without my marriage that included infidelity.
- Listen. - For 3 1/2 years.
Come here. I want to talk to you.
Are you calling Travis? Hang up on him.
- I don't want to.
Nope. It's not a Travis moment.
Hi. She's fine. We're all good.
We're gonna call you back in a minute.
- Okay. - Come in the car.
Yeah. This is not a Travis moment.
I'm gonna tell you why.
Because I don't want to get to this place.
I know. Listen to me.
But it's not okay.
Gina, look at me.
It's not okay.
None of it's okay.
I can't get my belt off, Tamra.
I have to pee.
You gotta get this thing through the loop.
No.
But I--I mean, I don't know how like the whole thing
has turned into some big thread of lies.
Because you know news travels fast
in Orange County, and then also, of course, at a gym.
I mean, everybody knows what's going on at a gym.
They're working out together every day.
Oh, my God.
You're stuck in these.
You have to piss your pants.
The bottom line is I'm worried.
About?
About you leaving your family for Ryan.
I just don't want him to----ing cheat on you.
- I don't want to be - ing cheated on.
I don't want him to cheat on you.
And that's-- that's the bottom line.
Here.
Just move.
I can't get my Western belt out of--in through--
There you go.
A girl from Oklahoma solves that.
Thank you.
You know, I know a lot.
I do.
And that's between--
If there's something you know.
Heather Amin said that he sent her a dick pic.
He's--
I was there.
We were on the plane.
And we were facing each other.
And it was in his contacts.
He hit select all, but he only has
like four people, his kids, me, Heather, and whatever.
And he hit Heather.
So he meant to send that dick pic to you?
Yeah. We were on--yeah.
But if you're together, why is he sending you a dick pic?
He's just being funny.
I don't buy what Jen is saying.
I think that she's covering for Ryan.
What 45-year-old man is sending snapshots of their dick
to anybody?
Do you know what the dick pic said?
"Hi." - No.
Me and my-- it was like a hand.
It was like, me and my limp D miss you.
Ryan has never been able to commit to one person.
So do I judge him on the way he lived?
No.
Do I appreciate that he shows up in our relationship
and is faithful to me?
Yes.
But is there a little bit of like, ,
I hope he doesn't do that?
Yeah, there is.
I honestly love you.
And I don't want to fight with you.
And I'm glad that you're happy.
And I want you to be happy.
I want to move beyond this.
I'm dying to move forward.
I want you to move forward with me.
Yeah.
If you have an issue, I expect--
I expect different from you.
And I want you to expect different from me.
- Absolutely. - Okay.
Listen to me, you shouldn't be
talking to Travis about this.
Because I don't think it's fair to him.
And--and I believe
that you have some work to do.
I think that Gina needs to figure out
why she is still getting very upset
over something that happened years ago.
Maybe she's not quite as over the relationship
as she thought she was.
Travis is your boyfriend.
He's not your therapist.
I know.
And he's not your brother.
I know.
I'm worried that if Gina keeps talking
about her triggers about her ex, that it's gonna
make Travis think that they're not solid.
It could rattle the foundation of the relationship.
Travis can't be that guy for you.
Next time on
"The Real Housewives of Orange County"...
Oh, are you - ing kidding me?
Paddle!
- Tamra. - Oh.
Kevin's balls are hanging out of his shorts.
Oh, my.
I needed to focus, and then there's K-dog's balls.
I can't stop staring at it.
I'm taking it all in.
Take it in.
Let's go and put a low on Shannon and Tamra,
who after 2 1/2----ing years
are finally getting along.
Like, I'm----ing pissed.
Tamra started to talk about Jen's affair.
And I got so upset and went to call you.
But then Heather made me feel like I shouldn't be
sharing these things with you.
But then the next night,
she started talking about how much can Travis take,
or something like that.
I am----ing pissed.
Ryan said, "I'm gonna her."
Really?
This is not an accurate statement.
If you're gonna talk sh--,