Previously on
"The Real Housewives of Orange County..."
The very first thing we're going to do
is cut a hole in the bottom.
That's a big-ass butthole.
I'm excited that you're on the platform.
I'm just trying to make sure you're happy, Mark.
You're doing a great job.
I'm going to launch this network.
So I'm doing a launch party,
and I'd love for you guys to come.
Heather's been telling Emily and Gina that the relationship
with you and John is sh--.
She said they got in this huge fight,
and he left her at Nobu.
If you're concerned, talk to me.
Don't talk to other people.
You tell lots of people lots of things.
When I met Ryan, I was just in a marriage that was dying.
I talked more to Ryan last night
than I did your entire marriage.
I know.
I need someone else who knows me to give me their opinion,
because I am not going to be a part
of a second failed marriage.
You know I've been wanting to sell.
Our house isn't on the market,
but we'd gotten a cold call from Josh Altman.
Do you want to sell your house?
I mean, I would ask 65 million bucks.
I haven't seen a house like this throughout my career.
Yeah.
You're kidding me!
G6, baby.
Unbelievable.
In Orange County I call the shots.
And it's always tequila.
I live my life in HD--
sharp, bright, and more focused than ever.
If you wanna waste my time,
at least hand me a taco.
The difference between my past and present?
Well, that's just apples and oranges.
My core may be strong,
but my resilience is stronger.
I might have been on pause,
but now, I'm ready to play.
Hi, good afternoon, Shannon. How are you?
- Hi. - Welcome.
- How are you? - Hi, how are you?
- Good. - Doctor Moon is waiting.
OK, great.
Hi, Dr. Moon.
Hello, Shannon.
You look good, Dr. Moon.
Oh, OK.
Did you just go on vacation or something?
Coming soon.
- Nice. - Yeah.
I'm very stressed.
You know what is the biggest stress of life?
You mean like my belly that's sagging down?
Yeah.
Your face is going down too.
Stress can wreak havoc on the body
and can manifest in certain organs.
There's been a lot of conversation
around my relationship with John.
So yeah, there is a lot of drooping going on here.
Lay down on your back.
And we'll check the emotional stress today.
Oh, I got to tighten my bra strap.
Dr. Moon just fixes the energy in my body.
So your problem with the talk too much.
You talk too much.
Eat too much. Just relax.
OK, well, you're putting your finger up my butt.
It's your tailbone.
No, he was in my butthole.
Whoo. OK.
He gets any emotional stuff out and de-jams me.
What is your anger level?
I'm a good nine.
Let's release that.
What else can I do?
Dr. Moon, I wanted to show you stuff about that
at-home colonic Sitolonic.
Oh, Sitolonic.
What about Sitolonic?
Let me sit up for that.
I took the prototype that you gave me.
Yeah?
And I have a consultant developing an improved
prototype of that at-home colonic
and where it'll fit a toilet seat that's a little
bit more modern.
Yeah.
I am doing business--
with Dr. Moon.
I've used the Sitolonic for, like, 15 years.
But there might have been an issue with the tip.
I thought I had something up my ass for the last hour.
Your daddy showed me true love tonight
by looking in my fanny.
I still have a little bit left on my fingernails.
There's nothing like looking up
someone's ass to see if there's a tip of an at-home colonic.
So we're going to have one tip that can't be taken apart.
Within a month or so, I'll have an actual prototype
to show you.
OK.
I am taking the next step to grow
my business, because paying for half
of one child's education is enough.
But I have three going to school next year.
Not only are my kids applying to schools that are expensive,
they're in cities that are expensive to live in.
Well, Dr. Moon, I'm excited to get this out there.
I want to expand my business.
But I need to diversify.
Am I turning a profit?
Not really.
I'm kind of breaking even at this point.
So let's turn sh-- into gold.
We're going to kill it.
It's colonics, Dr. Moon. - Yeah.
OK, the kids are going to be home in like 15, 20 minutes.
We have to do Mamie's
homemade chocolate chip cookies.
OK, let's get a bowl out.
OK, 1 and 1/2-- shoot.
Do you have your glasses on?
2 cups of powdered sugar.
That's brown sugar.
I mean brown.
I got to get one more egg out.
And we're going to mix it on medium speed.
This is interesting.
You act like you've never made
cookies before in your life.
I have never made homemade cookies.
How bad is that? I just--
Terrible. I don't want to start a fight.
I just want you to tell me what I did for you.
What did I do? - You did everything.
That's the problem. - Uh-uh.
My mom is truly my best friend.
She lives in Oklahoma with my family.
My ovens are janky.
So we got to watch these.
My mom used to come and stay with me all the time.
But definitely when my marriage got rocky,
she kind of stopped coming for a while.
Where I am from, divorce is like a no-no.
It is taboo.
Does that feel good? - Just a good cup of coffee.
And I have my daughter with me.
I just can't believe it.
If they didn't come out and see it,
maybe I wasn't really going to be the daughter
who ends up in a divorce.
It's taken time, but it feels like the kids
are settling into routine.
That's good.
It's a new norm for them.
Well, we're creating a new norm is what we're doing.
Yeah, we're going to try, right, right, and that's OK.
That's OK.
You know what's hard for me, Mom?
Everybody thinks you leave your marriage
and that person's dead to you.
It's like, absolutely not.
Like, I love Will.
And, you know, I'll never forget what he says about me.
The only reason why I married your daughter
was because of me.
He said that all the time.
And he didn't have a mother, you know?
It's just been hard.
I didn't mean to do what I did.
But I met Ryan, and somebody had interest in me.
And hurting Will hurts-- - I know it.
because he didn't deserve to be hurt.
Jennifer, you have to be happy.
You can't pretend to be happy.
You know, Ryan talks so much now about the future.
I want somebody that knows me to meet him,
to feel what is he like, and to be able to talk to me about--
I don't know-- just your honest opinion.
I know you'll give me your honest opinion.
Mm-hmm.
My mom and Ryan have not met, because my mom
was not ready to meet Ryan.
My family said they started seeing
Jenn from before my marriage.
And then it was like, well, wait a minute.
Who is this man that has brought her back?
I can't believe you're meeting Ryan tomorrow.
I am so nervous.
It will be weird.
It's going to be different.
If my mom said, "Absolutely not,
you're out of your damn mind," what am I going to do?
I need this to be a good meeting.
I love you, honey.
I love you too, so much, Mom.
You have, Mom.
- I love you so much. - I love you so much.
I love this dress.
You look so hot.
I don't know how you did this.
Can you come over here?
How's the bow looking?
By the way, you brought a red pocket square with a pink tie.
Is that bad?
That's not a thing.
Hi.
Oh, I like your hair.
Are you taking Heather a gift?
I was gonna--
I have a bottle of Veuve; I was gonna get a card.
Oh, a card.
OK.
Well, I'm just trying to slap on some eyebrows
and get to the party, girl.
Wow.
- Do you like the green? - Yeah.
OK, let's go the green.
Yeah.
That's nice, Sparkles.
Please, go ahead and...
That's a perfect spot, baby.
And you look like you smell amazing.
We look like we match today.
Hi!
Wow, thank you. Mwah! Mwah!
Oh, my gosh.
Sorry about all the last-minute changes.
Oh, no worries.
I'm launching the first lifestyle network
on the Fireside platform.
It's not the OWN Network.
But it's the HD Network.
It's so cool.
To celebrate, I am throwing a party
that feels very Heather Dubrow's lifestyle--
living your life in high-definition.
Oh, my gosh.
Look, this looks so gorgeous, Terry.
Look at the menu.
The possibilities of shows on my network are endless.
The thing about acting, hosting, creating content,
it can be as complicated as 27 auditions to get the role
or seeing me on the HD Network.
You don't know.
The more work you do, the more work you get.
And the more you're seen.
Look, honey, it's my network.
It's so awesome.
Thank you.
Hi, friends that I don't see ever.
- Hi. - Welcome.
Thank you.
- Well, hello. - Hi.
You look gorgeous.
- Thank you. - Hi. Mwah!
This is for you.
Thank you.
Hi, how are you?
Oh, thank you.
I don't know who wore it better.
I'm going to give it to Jenn.
Jenn wore it better.
I've already been hard enough on this girl.
OK, ready, girls?
- Wow. - I'm good.
We're good, thank you.
But I might want a Heather Dubrow Network napkin.
Hi, gorgeous girls.
- Didn't plan it. - Hilarious.
Did not plan it.
Hi, you look beautiful.
- You look beautiful. - Hi, honey.
How are you?
Thanks for coming.
Wait, did they plan it?
Hi, how are you?
Heather, is Shannon coming today?
No.
Oh.
But did she tell you she wasn't coming?
Sophie doesn't know it yet, but I think I'm going
to not be going to Texas.
Well, that means you can come to my party.
Yeah, possibly, yeah.
If you want to come.
So I kept asking her, "OK, well,
are you coming to my party?" And she kept saying,
"I don't know."
So I finally texted her on Tuesday, "Hey, are you coming?
Or are you going to Texas?"
And I never heard back till 20 minutes ago.
- Hi. - Hi. You look so pretty.
- OK. - I'm very excited for you.
- Thank you. - Really.
I can't wait for you to hear about it.
- Yes. Hi, guys. - Hi.
Oh, they were just talking about why Shannon's not here.
Oh, she's not coming?
Yeah.
I'm surprised by that.
This is important for you.
But you guys aren't exactly in the best place.
Well--
I feel like that's even more of a reason.
I'm just saying, say yes or no.
It's cool, whatever.
This is just very important to me.
And there's nowhere else we'd rather be.
Let me go set up for this thing.
And we're going to do this thing.
- OK. - All right.
Air-conditioning, yay.
What is happening with Shannon?
Or is that in the vault? - I don't know.
But you know what?
Heather said something yesterday.
Do you know?
She's-- I drank too much.
I got to stop.
I'm going to stop.
Heather told me that Shannon was talking sh-- about me
at BravoCon.
Some of us are emotional.
A little emotional.
Some of us say you a lot.
You say you a lot.
I know.
I'm talking about myself.
Oh, that was the royal "we."
And then when I said, "Well, what did she say?"
She said, "Oh, no, I can't tell you,
because it's in the vault."
I'm just so irritated by her.
I'm just gonna-- I'm just gonna--
I don't even know where our friendship stands.
I'm just gonna not--
- What were you going to say? - talk.
Coming up...
The five kids and her and, you know,
those are concerns of mine for you two to take that on.
I mean, Will was a great-- he's a great man.
- He is. - He's a great father.
- Yeah, yeah.
Will was a great husband.
- Let's get wasted. - Let's get wasted.
Well, this event's beautiful.
You look beautiful. I love you so much.
I love you.
By the way--
People typically hate moving.
But this experience feels like a really fun adventure.
I mean, we packed. Tell me what you want to keep.
Tell me what you don't want to keep.
I think all this is donate, right?
Yep.
These are Heather's closet boxes.
So let's take little orange Veuve glasses
and then the good Baccarat stuff.
And then these I pulled out of the pantry.
We moved.
We're in a hotel.
Isn't this a nice room?
How many bedrooms is this place?
We have one here.
And then the two kids have a connecting room up there.
I am living on adrenaline.
By the way, we just got a final email.
"We received the buyer's final funds.
And the file has been released for recording tomorrow."
The money from escrow is now going to our account.
There is officially a new owner.
The sale of the home is done.
Let's go say goodbye to the house after the party.
Hey, totally.
I want to celebrate the sale, but now
is not the right moment.
I feel like I'm keeping this one close to the vest.
So can you guys grab everyone and bring everyone in?
Which-- are these all my drinks?
I'll give them to you.
Oh, all right.
I haven't had any food today.
I'm a little hangry.
You're very chatty.
So this whole cool Fireside app
is the first interactive streaming
service, which is amazing.
And I'm thrilled about the whole thing.
OK. I don't know if I've ever popped
anything this big before.
No offense, dear.
The HD network is all about community.
And what I'd love to do is throw the toast
around the circle and keep our community
together to keep supporting, loving,
and helping each other.
Cheers!
So let's all find our seats.
And we're going to have lunch.
Jenn, head of the table.
So does everyone know each other here?
This party absolutely has Heather written all over it.
How have you guys been?
And I'm not just saying that because there's, like,
HD----ing everywhere.
Heather Dubrow, this is stunning.
One of the reasons I wanted to do this is to invite
people that I love that I think would
be great content creators.
- You could do anything. - You can do anything you want.
- Yes. - Yeah.
But is that where your acting career is going?
So everything's live on there?
It's live, but then it lives on in perpetuity
like a Peloton class.
So when they say there's interaction,
how is there interaction?
You can hear people laugh.
You can hear them clap. - How?
In the live portion.
How?
I don't-- it's the technology.
I'm like, how?
This is not a revolutionary technology.
It's kind of like Instagram Live or TikTok or OnlyFans.
I thought I was going to get to meet Mark Cuban.
I feel a little robbed.
OK, so we talked, OK?
And she said, my mom is going to meet Ryan.
I go, would you like me to talk to your mom about Ryan?
I was like, you stay the away.
And she goes... both: No.
Her mom's never met Ryan? Your mom's never met Ryan?
- No. - My mom is like you.
Whatever my mom thinks, she says.
I was like, oh, god, I do not know how this is going to go.
It's been a couple years they've been together.
So I'm really shocked that Jenn hasn't
introduced Ryan to her family.
Maybe Jenn was worried about what he was going to wear.
Sometimes Ryan's clothes are questionable.
OK, I might need your help.
My husband is now starting to decorate our house.
Well, because he's retired.
- You need an Eddie break? - Yes!
I need a Shane break.
Yes, let's go somewhere!
Where can we do shots, a lot of shots?
We only do shots in Mexico.
Let's go to Mexico.
Do we have to adventure, though?
Or could we just sit?
We have to adventure.
Mexico.
It's steady and reliable.
It's our thing.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, yay.
Oh, that's so exciting.
Is there a bird in it?
Bird?
I thought it was a birdcage.
No, it's a cloche.
Oh.
Are butterflies going to come out when I open it?
- They might. - Yay!
Bon appétit, everyone.
I know how to do this, but I don't like it.
Those eggs come right out of the fish's vagina.
No, thank you.
I have to pee.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Is there dressing on this?
The dressing is on the plate.
You cut it and mix it all.
There's no dressing on this.
I don't know what she's talking about.
This cucumber's really good.
Yeah.
Oh, excellent.
I drank too much.
I got to stop.
I've had nothing but, like, eight glasses
of champagne and no food.
I need to sober up.
That's a peacock.
I like this.
Da, ba, da, blah.
Heather, I think you should put your initials on more things.
Why are you saying all this sh-- at the table?
I don't think there's enough.
Just wait until after the----ing party.
And then just call me, and we'll talk sh-- about it
then like normal people.
I'm surprised we didn't get branded when we got here.
It was a joke.
OK.
It was funny.
Heather, I think you should put
your initials on more things.
I'm surprised we didn't get branded with HDs
when we got here.
OK, um...
It was funny.
Water.
Water, dear, water.
I just ate some sand.
I did get a little, I'm not going to lie.
Where did that come from?
My temperature is rising, and I'm starting to sweat a bit.
I can't eat it, because it has all this sand.
Emily is treading on thin----ing ice.
And at this point, I'm like, just shut the up.
because I don't know if I'm going to be able to save you.
And Heather is going to----ing kill you.
It has sand in it.
Do not spit that out.
Swallow it.
Just focus and get back down the chute, girl.
For Emily to be sitting here acting like an ass
is so crass, so rude, and so inappropriate.
But I'm not going to allow her to take this away from me.
I think the only important part is, did you like it?
- She loved it. - Loved it.
I loved it. - It went down--
I love sand.
It went down so easy.
You know I'm joking about that.
If she was here--
What?
I don't disagree with you.
I agree with you.
But you cannot address that here today.
Duly noted.
All right.
OK.
Heather, we're going to the bathroom.
I feel like I have to tell you so you don't think
there's something going on.
Go.
It's like "The Wizard of Oz."
It's back here.
Oh!
I feel like she's on my case.
I don't like that.
And you're at my event.
Eat your----ing food and shut up.
She says she hasn't eaten all day,
and she drank way too much.
OK, well, you know what?
I'm sorry.
But at this age, that's not an excuse.
We're past that.
I don't think Emily's behavior is funny at all.
Oh my god, look how cute that carrot is.
That's adorable.
Very satisfying.
That was like a whole Orange County meal.
You know, you're a grown-up.
Please.
If you're that hammered, leave the table.
Well, I thank you guys so much for coming.
Thanks for supporting me.
It means a lot.
You are a great, wonderful person.
You deserve all this and more.
I really love you; I really do. - I love you too.
One more HD right here.
- All right, let's do it. - It's right here.
So you carry someone over the threshold
when you come in the house. - So this is it?
What you do--
What do you do when you--
you push them in.
You kick them?
Look at this house.
This is the last time I'm ever going to see this house.
The deal is done.
The party's over.
This is our goodbye.
Pianos go to the penthouse.
What's happening with this?
This I'm going to sell.
Heather and I have put our blood, sweat,
and tears into this house.
And I used to feel like I wanted
to be buried in the backyard.
I never wanted to leave.
I strangely feel like it's not mine anymore,
and I'm absolutely OK with it.
I left them a note.
I left some teddy bears.
I got to take my shoes off.
"Welcome."
You're so nice, Heather Dubrow.
I just want to thank this house in 55 million different ways.
I'm going to miss it very much.
Open a bottle of champagne?
I got this.
Do you want a glass?
We don't have any.
Give me a hit.
Bottoms up, Terry.
Seriously?
Every inch of this house is you--
perfect in so many ways.
I'm not perfect. Just ask my friends.
Oh, you're pretty--
By the way, can we just talk about that for just a second.
Emily was horrible tonight.
Yeah. Not nice.
That's why I didn't tell any of them that we sold our house.
What are they going to say when they ask you,
why didn't you tell us?
I think I'm avoiding it.
How do you share something when you're damned
if you do and you're damned if you don't?
To me the mettle of a friend is someone who can
be happy for you in success.
It feels like if I tell some of my friends something positive
that happened to me, I'm bragging.
It comes across like you're better than everyone else.
Don't poke holes in other people's boats.
It doesn't make your boat float.
Please prove me wrong.
By the way, this is the last time we're
going to be in the house.
There it is, crank it.
Here's the official first dig of the house!
I just want to say welcome.
This is so fun to have my first party in the house.
We thank Jesus in advance.
And if you're a Christian, you would do the same.
Christianity has nothing to do with this.
Of course it does!
Open up the doors.
Now that the two of them are gone,
I think it's time to start the next phase.
I am so excited.
And I will walk out of this house with such a happy heart
and really hope that the people that we sold it to
have the same amazing,
beautiful memories with their family
that we created here
because it's a really happy house.
Where are we going next?
I don't know.
Wherever it is, it'll be on a private jet.
Coming up...
I want to hear about you selling your house.
You didn't say anything to any of us.
We did not want this to get out in the press.
Yeah, it's because you can't trust us.
This is your favorite ball.
Oh, I got it.
Ooh.
Hello?
Are you outside?
I am.
- How are you feeling? - I'm tired.
I don't feel good.
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I don't feel good.
I feel like sh--, yeah.
But it's not COVID.
Yeah.
Yeah, how was it?
I'm sure.
Well, I got a call from Heather last night, so-- and I
wasn't happy about it.
Yeah, it was.
I'm sorry you don't feel well.
But why didn't you text me back on Tuesday?
Because I didn't know.
Yeah, but you could have just said, "Hey, I don't know."
Déjà vu.
Flashback of the hoedown.
I was asking her why she was late.
I'm so sorry, because David coaches basketball.
Oh, I wish you had told me, because I was waiting
till you guys got here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't want to do it without you.
Eight years later, Dubrow's still scolding me
for not responding on time.
I'll go, but you're not going to see me in a bathing suit.
What?
Wow.
$55 million is a boatload of money for Heather's property.
I mean, am I jealous?
Yeah.
Listen, did you see that Heather sold her house?
55 million?
Did you see that article I sent you?
It's everywhere.
Wow.
- She didn't say anything. - She didn't say anything.
You would think that she would have just
said, "Hey, guys," that this came up.
Surely she knows word travels fast in this town.
So I don't know why she wouldn't say anything.
I feel like I'm your friend, but I'm finding out things
from, like, news articles.
- Holy sh--. - Holy sh--.
I just feel that there's--
everything's secretive with her.
This is when Heather's actress
"skills" really come in.
It's just bullsh--.
She talks about us like we're her friends.
And then when it comes to personal information,
she tells us nothing.
And it's just getting old.
She doesn't let you in.
So I don't know what's going on.
Oh, my god, I'm really nervous.
Same with me.
Lord.
Well, are you going to wait?
No.
Hi.
Hi. How are you?
Good. How are you guys?
I don't know whose name it's under--
Ryan or Jennifer.
- Hi. - How are you?
Hi, Mamie. - It's Mamie.
Oh, my gosh.
How is this the first time?
It feels like I've known you for two years now.
I feel like--yeah, but I'm nervous.
Are you? Don't be.
I got you.
- OK, all right. - Yes.
- Hi. - Hi.
Oh, you're nervous too. - Yes.
This is a massive moment, because my family
is everything to me.
I need to get you guys cocktails.
We do. We're are both like--
Burning up.
Mom and I talk about everything.
And she knows about Ryan's past.
My mom said, "Is he going to do it to you?
Do you have any concerns?"
"Nope."
"OK."
I'm going to do a jalapeño margarita.
I'm going to do a Paloma.
I'll do a Pacifico in a glass.
Perfect. That's great.
Ooh.
Is it weird for you being here?
- A little bit. - Yeah?
- Mm-hmm, it feels different. - Yeah.
- All righty. - Thank you.
Thank you.
Can I put some food in for you?
I'm doing chicken tinga tacos.
- I'll do your steak tacos. - Yep.
I'll have the fish tacos.
- All right. - Thanks, brother.
- Thank you. - I appreciate it.
- Cheers, you guys. - Cheers.
- This is freaking happening. - To a long time coming.
- Long time coming. - Exactly.
I'm sure Jenn has told you I wasn't faithful.
Right.
And that's something I wish I could obviously redo.
Right.
It's not fair for my kids' sake.
Right.
You know, I met my ex-wife when I was 13.
Right.
And then at 40, decided to get a divorce.
And I wasn't happy with the way I conducted myself
at the end of our marriage.
I'm an open book.
So if you have any questions, Kris.
The five kids and her, and--
you know, those are concerns of mine
for you two to take that on.
And how is that all going to fit under one
roof with my two and seven?
And just the fact that you've had
none of that for five years. - Yeah.
I mean, Will was a great-- he's a great man.
He is.
Yeah.
Will was a great husband.
He was a good dad.
But he was a good husband from the beginning.
Mom, stop talking about Will.
I wish my mom could just pause and start getting
to know Ryan and I and how we operate
and what our life is like.
And I'm sure for Ryan he's sitting here going,
"This is a battle."
So I just want to ask, are you guys looking at marriage?
You want to lead? Or you want me to?
No, it's you.
In my perfect world, her divorce would be final,
and we'd already be engaged.
That's our plan.
Wouldn't you agree?
Mm-hmm, yes.
You know, this sounds crazy.
But I would never anticipate at 46
sitting here with the Jenn and Ryan plus seven.
And it has been so amazing for me.
Do you feel like it's fulfilling?
It is so fulfilling.
Yeah.
And it's been such a road, you know?
It has been a road.
You've got some big shoes to fill.
Yes.
But I think you can do it.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I feel like I've had this backpack of bricks.
And as the time passes with Mom and Ryan,
it's like brick by brick is unloading.
And I feel like I can breathe.
I'm super excited how this has gone.
Question for you.
Does Jennifer ever chill out for a minute?
She's like, "Nope, let's go here.
Nope, let's go there. Nope, I'm going here."
She is so programmed different than me.
Yeah.
You would like me a lot.
She's not single.
Coming up...
You were a dick, Emily.
- I'm sorry, you had - ing HDs everywhere.
- Because it's the HD Network. - If it hurt your feelings--
- That's the thing. - I get it!
I get it!
Guess what.
Mom's going to go to Mexico.
This is a good one-piece.
You never go wrong with a good black one-piece.
I could fit you in.
You would like Mexico.
I'll get you a little sombrero, yeah.
Have you heard from Mamie?
This morning.
She called me all about Thanksgiving.
Oh my gosh.
Is it too much?
Like, you've met her now.
No, she's amazing.
I love you.
I'm excited for Mexico for you.
Yeah, me too.
I talked to Taylor, and I was telling her about Mexico.
We're all kind of toying with Mexico.
Could you go?
Just tell her it's not The Deck in Laguna Beach.
- Yeah, but she's good. - But it is Mexico.
But they have drinks, and they have sunshine,
and you'll be just fine.
I got this.
It shows my arms.
That's what I need, is a big----ing muumuu.
I've been to Mexico so many times with this group.
I hope that we rest a little bit.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
No?
OK, you get the last one.
- Hola, chicas! - Hola.
Como estas?
Let's go to Mexico!
Here we go!
Mexico!
Let's officially let this trip begin.
Tequila.
There we go!
All right.
There it is! There it is!
Oh, my god!
I always have fun on vacation.
I'm "Fun Vacation" Shannon.
But Mexico, that just kind of brings it to another level.
Ahh!
I'm taking the piñata home.
I still have the six sombreros.
OK.
We'll have you.
You guys will have the bigger room.
I'm all of a sudden back in the fifth grade where they're
picking teams for dodgeball standing there like,
who's going to have to take you last?
Oh!
I think we're here!
Viva Vidanta!
Wow.
Oh, it's so pretty.
Hola.
Hello, ladies!
Welcome to Vidanta, Riviera Maya.
We're so excited to have you.
We have margaritas for you all.
Gracias.
Are y'all ready to check out your suites?
- We are. - We'll head this way.
Let's do it.
Here we are.
Wow!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my goodness, this is gorgeous.
This is so pretty.
Look at our kitchen.
Oh, there's champagne, you guys.
Whoo!
Wow, I like Mexico.
This suite is bigger than my condo, I'm not going to lie.
So I'm perfectly happy to stay here.
Oh my god, look.
This is great.
This is so pretty.
We have such a pretty deck.
This place is mind-blowing.
Like, pinch me.
I can't even believe this.
Let's go unpack so we can get ready for dinner.
Taylor, you ready?
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, you look so pretty.
You look so pretty.
Hola, señores!
Hola.
I have a welcome drink for you.
We have aperitivos and sparkling wine.
It's a bird.
You drink out of its booty.
Oh, my gosh.
This is so pretty.
Oh my god, this is beautiful.
Wow.
This is my kind of vacation.
I'm with you, Gina.
Thank you.
OK. Oh, that's better.
This is so pretty.
It's beautiful.
This is so beautiful.
I love this.
I love all of the hanging lanterns they have.
Yeah.
Remember? 'Cause the walkway? - When we checked in?
- Yes. - It's so pretty.
We're really not going to talk about the house
and the selling of the house?
Everybody has been biting their tongues
all day long about the sale of Heather's house.
I am just actively trying not to bring up
the elephant in the room.
But it's like, the----ing elephant is big.
I want to hear about everything
we read about in the press, you selling your house.
Oh my god.
Yeah, 'cause you didn't tell us anything.
No, I didn't.
So sorry, but we had an NDA.
And it happened very quickly.
But the hitch is, they wanted us to be out in three weeks.
What?
Three weeks?
Oh, my god.
- So I purged my house. - What?
- What?
We moved out on Tuesday.
I just-- I cannot believe that at your event,
like, you didn't say anything to any of us.
Like, this is a big--
that's a big move.
Well, I mean, to be honest, I--
I wasn't really sure how to discuss it.
And I feel like in this group lately,
I feel like if I say I'm excited about this,
now I'm bragging.
And I didn't feel like I could honestly share it.
I feel bummed that you feel that way honestly.
I care about Heather.
We tell each other what's going on in our lives,
and I really have been there for her.
This actually makes me question our friendship a little bit.
I'm-- I'm so happy for you.
Thank you.
But I think back to a month ago where you were saying,
"Shannon, you're just not sharing."
And I don't know.
Like--
We did not want this to get out in the press.
Yeah, but that's like saying that if you tell me,
that it could get out in the press.
You can't trust us.
I actually thought it wasn't going to come out
and that we'd be on this trip, and I could share it with you.
And I thought we'd all celebrate it together.
I didn't actually think I'd be lambasted for it.
It would've been nice if we found out not
from the press too.
Other people are criticized for not
sharing important things that you consider important.
I share lots of important things.
OK.
This is pretty important.
Why are you so angry that I didn't tell you?
I'm not angry.
I'm just saying--
I share everything.
And I get told that I'm "staging paparazzi" pictures
about my husband.
Wow.
There's all these staged paparazzi pictures of you
and Terry hugging each other.
And the title was, Heather's showing
everybody that her relationship is perfect.
Oh my gosh.
That's so silly.
Why did the paparazzi photos bother you so much?
Because to me, when I saw them,
it wasn't a big deal whether you did
a PR thing or you didn't.
I didn't really care. I knew--
Because I didn't.
I don't like that connotation directed towards me.
And by the way, you've been so unkind to me for weeks.
You know what?
Saying that I'm unkind, I think that's a little unfair.
No, it's not.
If maybe I crack a joke every once in a while--
No, you've been not nice to me.
you have be able to take that sometimes.
Oh, really?
Should I take the way you treated me at my event?
- I wasn't mean. - You were a dick, Emily.
I'm sorry.
You had----ing HDs everywhere.
So I made a comment about it.
I'm sorry if it hurt your feelings!
Because it's the HD Network. That's the thing.
I get it! I get it!
You were a dick, Emily.
I'm sorry!
You had----ing HDs everywhere.
So I made a comment about it. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry. - Because it's the HD Network.
- If it hurt your feelings-- - That's the thing.
I get it! I get it!
I didn't think I was negative.
I'm sorry.
I really had too much to drink, and I apologize.
So you thought that behavior was OK?
No, but did you think it was OK when I got up and walked
away, and you said, "she needs to shut
the up and eat her food"?
I feel like she's on my case.
I don't like that.
And you're at my event.
Eat your----ing food and shut up.
Well, you were tossing your caviar this way.
I didn't toss it.
I handed it to Tamra.
And then you had a piece of cucumber
hanging out of your mouth like a Fruit Roll-Up.
Is there a dressing on this?
Why can you not differentiate between someone making a joke
and someone being not nice? - Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
I didn't mean to do that.
It had sand in it.
Stop it.
It's in my teeth.
I'm sorry.
But at some point, it's not a joke.
Then if I can't crack jokes,
why is it OK for you to put cookies on a plate
and then be like, "Look, Emily, that's your boobs"?
Here.
Emily, here's yours. - Oh, wait.
What are you saying?
Because you have big, nice boobs.
So it's OK to body shame?
That's sh-- is funny? - Body shame?
As you're talking about my dolphin training
suit, seriously?
I really didn't want to go on that slip-n-slide.
But you looked so great doing it
in your whale-training outfit.
You should have worn a bikini.
Don't hate, Em, it's OK.
You did look like a whale trainer.
I'm sorry.
Who's going to get upset when someone says,
"You look like a thin whale trainer in a wetsuit?"
It was embarrassing.
And it was inappropriate.
I was very hurt.
I was very hurt by you, because the day
before this was what Heather says to me.
"Oh, you know what?
"In New York at BravoCon, I was in Shannon Beador's room.
"And she had a lot of crappy things to say about you guys.
But I'm not going to tell you what it was."
She wasn't in my room once.
She said, "I'm not going to tell you what"--
- I wasn't in her room. - That's what you said.
- She was never in my room. - That is bullsh--.
I never said that to you.
- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
She was never in my room.
Oh my god!
You are lying!
Why would I make that up! - No, I didn't.
And I'm tired of being the----ing
scapegoat for everything.
So sorry, not accepting it.
How are you the scapegoat if that is what you said?
I was in the room with Heather and Emily
when Heather made that comment about "Shannon"
saying bad stuff about us.
But I was actually pretty sure that she said
it was Tamra, not Shannon.
But I was also getting my hair blown out.
So I don't really know.
- You said it! - No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did. You're a----ing liar.
- No, I'm not. - Yes, you did!
By the way, I don't care what you think.
I don't care what you think either.
- Great. - OK.
I think you're a sh---y friend.
And you've been terrible to me.
I have been an incredibly nice friend to you.
And I have loved you and cared about you.
- Oh my gosh. - Heather--
And all you do is want to look for some hole.
I am held to a different set of standards.
- No, you're not! - Yes, I am.
You're not held to any standard.
You get to be pretentious.
You get to be a jerk.
You get to be self-centered.
You get to be egocentric.
And we all just have to be like, that's Heather.
That's just the way she is.
Just because you say something emphatically
doesn't make it true.
Well, just because you do this with your----ing hands
doesn't make it true either.
Next on
"The Real Housewives of Orange County..."
Oh, my god!
I don't want you to be in Mexico without me!
Pouring! Pouring on that side of the table.
I do not like this.
Go, Tamra!
Whoo!
Where is she?
I think you and I had a situation
where we love a man that may not
be the right person for us.
Victoria travels with her spoon,
because she is stirring that sh-- up.
You look like Snuffleupagus in a good way.
No one likes to be compared to a very large, hairy animal.
What do you know, Tamra?
That he was sleeping with her while you guys were dating.
You ruined your whole family.
I didn't ruin my family!
How----ing dare you!
You're not the only person he----ed at my gym!