[dramatic music]
- Once a cheater, always a cheater.
- It might be a flag! It might be a flag!
- You brought up new people at the gym.
- Well, that wasn't good.
- Yeah, so go have some compassion.
- You know me, you know me, you know me, you know me.
Do I ever sugarcoat sh--?
- No, but maybe you should put a little sprinkling there.
- If you can't handle the truth, I'm not your friend.
- Really, the root of the problem is Vicki.
- You always (BLEEP) my life up, Vicki.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Just kidding.
- Back it up, bitch. - I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- Actually, I don't (BLEEP) up your life.
- Vicki innocently walked into a bad game of Truth or Dare.
- I don't think he's good for her.
- We get that. - None of us do.
- All right.
- So you have to address that with her.
- Does anyone need to check on Jenn?
- Taylor's with her. - Okay.
[melancholy music]
- Hi, babe.
- Hi.
- Hey, where are you?
- [sobs]
- Hey, Ryan. It's Taylor.
Jenn's having a tough afternoon,
and I'm just here with her.
- Oh, because Tamra just goes down this whole ----ing thing
about you and how you've been
----ing somebody for like a year on me.
I'm just ----ing tired. I'm tired of it.
I'm so ----ing tired of it, and I'm just ----ing hurt.
- Babe, if there's anything I ----ing need to know,
it better come from your mouth.
Because if I sit across from her
and she tells me something, I am literally
going to ----ing come undone.
- What the actual (BLEEP) is happening?
Ryan was the one who told me about this one-night stand.
Or is it the one-year thing?
My head is spinning.
And it's giving me this, like, doubt.
It's giving me this question.
- I know, Ryan, but it hurts.
I wish my marriage would have worked.
I loved my husband, I loved my family,
and I made a lot of ----ing hard decisions.
And I upheld my end.
Just uphold your end.
I'll call you back. I just need to change.
I need to take a bath.
I just need to, like, ----ing breathe for a minute.
- Love you.
[phone beeping]
[upbeat music]
- I'm excited to see the turtles.
Like, I like turtles. They're cool.
- I like turtles.
- What do turtles just eat, lettuce?
- Seaweed. - Salad.
Seahorses.
- They don't eat seahorses, do they?
- No, I think they're vegetarian.
- Shannon and Tamra are gonna go see the turtles with us.
- I wanna go have a good time, soak in the sun, relax.
We're gonna go parasailing.
We're gonna swim with turtles.
Like, there's so many things that we don't get to do in OC.
I just wanna have fun.
- I have some information about turtles.
- Oh. - Stop it.
- Please tell us.
- Hi.
- [groans] Oh.
Hi.
- Hi, beauty.
- I'm so pissed at myself that I keep putting up
with Tamra's behavior.
God, I just wanna have fun today.
I'll go para--I will do anything.
I just don't wanna be around Tamra.
- Can I just say it's really messed up that Heather
called me a Snuffleupagus?
- You look like Snuffleupagus in a good way.
- No one likes to be compared to a very large, hairy animal.
She's not aware. She needs to be more aware.
- But I wanted to make her aware that she
needs to laugh at herself if she's going
to say sh-- to me.
That's what I tried to explain to her too.
- At some point, it's not a joke.
- Then if I can't crack jokes, why is it okay for you
to put cookies on a plate...
- Emily, here's yours.
- And then be like, look, Emily, that's your boob?
- 'Cause you have you big, nice boobs.
- I don't get the sensitive thing.
I don't like that.
- I think it's from her childhood though,
just like you say there's a reason why
you are from your childhood.
- I like to have a plan.
Don't drink that.
- I'm not Heather.
Stop that.
That's how you set the table.
- She just reset the table.
- They used to call me Smother.
- By the way, we still do.
- Yeah, but you don't get to hammer people
and then be like-- when it comes back,
you're like, I'm sensitive.
- It's so easy to label Heather as a rich bitch,
but it's not what it is.
And Heather does not mean to ever offend anybody.
She's so ----ing good at it naturally.
- Okay, let me just tell you what happened
in Mexico in February.
- What?
- A lady was out in front of my condo.
She parasailed.
The storm was coming in.
She was out there on the string.
The next thing you know, the string broke, and she went
flying for a very long time.
She went to Nuevo Vallarta, she landed on top of a building,
and they could not get her down.
- What? - Yeah.
- What?
- About this whole thing that I "said in New York,"
when I spent zero time with her.
What is the purpose of telling Emily,
Shannon said something horrible about you,
but I can't tell you? - It was bad stuff.
- How is it positive? - A lot of bad stuff.
- It is to make you... - A lot of bad stuff.
- Mad at me.
I thought she was my friend, so I
want to get to the root cause of why Heather says
negative things about me to other people or about me
all the time.
- Thank you.
* *
- Do we sit on the--
- Hi there, ladies. My name is Diego.
I introduce you to your guide. - Hello, guys. Welcome.
- This is Diego. all: Hi.
- Diego's gonna be your guide today, okay?
all: Hi, Diego. - Everybody's name is Diego?
- Diego number one, Diego number two.
- Hi, I'm Diego.
- How are you today? - Great.
- Ready for a swim with the turtles?
- Do they bite? - No, only me. I bite.
all: Oh.
- Oh, I think that's our boat right there.
- Does that hold four people?
Looks kind of small.
- Wait, there's a massage!
- I know.
- I would like a massage.
I wanna be rubbed by a stranger.
Please!
- Her love tank, fill it up.
- She needs a happy ending.
- No, no, no.
No more happy endings.
- Did that really happen? - Yes!
- It happened twice.
- Twice? - Listen to me.
- You gotta stand up. - Ouch!
Ow! - Vicki, damn you.
- You know how they do it?
- No, please tell me.
- So you're laying on your back.
You put your heel to your hoo-ha.
- On your back like that in froggy.
- Then they rub the leg.
And then they go over the swoop, right?
And you don't cross them. You put your...
- Your feet together.
- Heels together, and then bueno.
- Bueno! - It feels good.
It's like somebody rubbing your feet.
It's like, why would I say no to that?
- Just hands?
- Oh, my God. "Just hands?"
- I'm just asking. I don't know. - It's a legit question.
- Does she mean that he-- - No. No!
- I mean, is there mouth involved?
- What? No!
- Why do you have to take it there, Heather?
- Anyway.
- Do women usually get happy endings?
From random masseuses?
- I don't think I could do it.
- I don't know. It sounds very unhygienic.
How do you know the hands are sucio?
- It's a risk you're taking.
- It's worth it.
- And it happened twice! - I love it.
- Twice? - Once in Laguna Beach.
- In Laguna? - Can't say where.
- You put the leg up in Laguna?
* *
- It was a long time ago.
- Where have I been?
I would die.
- Well, when you do a jump, the water's
gonna get in the pull.
- Oh, (BLEEP) me.
I don't jump in the ocean ever.
- I don't even take baths.
- Oh.
- Ah!
- Oh, man.
(BLEEP).
Oh, my God.
Like, I'm shaking.
- I'm not gonna be able to see turtles...
- Okay, guys, please follow me all the time.
- Okay.
- Why are there warm spots?
- It's Gina.
She's peeing. [laughter]
- [vocalizing]
- You're just floating.
There's no chatter in your brain.
And then there's just a turtle swimming by you, so peaceful.
It's calming for the soul.
- That was awesome.
- [screams] I'm done, done!
Bring me home! - It's fine.
- No. Done!
- Wait, put your leg up like-- - No, no!
- It's the massage.
Losing circulation in my hand!
- Vicki. - No!
I wanna go home!
- Okay, let's go to a happy place.
We're at Coto Insurance.
There's Post-it Notes.
There's yellow legal pads.
There's staplers.
There's all kinds of good--
- No, I was just trying to give you all the supplies
just to visualize.
- [echoing] So just calm down.
- We're almost there. See?
We're right there.
Right there. Right there.
- Wait, she's trying to say something.
- Oh, she's saying faster.
She's saying faster.
- [screams] Whoa!
- Vicki sounds like she is dying.
- [screaming]
- And it's kind of nice because up there
I can't hear all the talk about my relationship.
So we'll just keep Vicki parasailing and screaming far,
far away.
- Whoa!
Whoa!
- Stand up. Stand up.
- Whoa! - Stand up.
- All right. Oh, my goodness.
- Don't do that! - Don't do it?
- That was great!
- I'm getting mixed signals here.
- Yeah, it's good.
- Oh, Heather.
- I don't know how I feel.
- I don't know how I feel about that, Heather.
- You okay?
- Oh, she's throwing up.
- Let's pour it down the snorkel.
- Suck it up. - Suck it in.
- You need to--
[laughs] Yeah. - [laughs]
- That was amazing.
- It's a lot easier to do tequila shots when you're
a Snuffleupagus because you can just pour
the tequila in your trunk.
Easy peasy.
- Oh, my God!
- It's hot. It burns.
- There you go. - Whoo!
- I'm ready to see more turtles!
[Latin music]
* *
- I think it was good that Jenn and Tamra had,
like, time apart.
- Well, it's better than time together, that's for sure.
- [laughs]
- I gotta sit over here.
I think this is the bathtub, but you can't tell.
- It's my laundry bin.
- Hold your horses, please.
I can't figure my shoes out.
- Why do you have to pick such annoying things right now?
- I don't know.
See? Look.
- Oh! [laughs]
- I'm sorry.
I don't understand what's going on.
* *
- Oh, look how cute.
This is cool.
[gasps] Look how beautiful this is.
- This is pretty. - Aww.
- Really pretty.
- Wow.
- Eyes on the ground. - Okay.
- I still feel like I'm on a boat.
- Oh, is it through the sand? - Sand.
- It's perfect. Excellent.
I am still so seasick.
- Is this sushi?
- I'm sorry to interrupt.
- They really like the interesting vessels here...
- Welcome to the saloon. - For the drinks.
- This is our cocktail special. - Obviously.
- These look like a cocktail.
Oh.
- I'll have--maybe I'll have champagne.
- Do you guys--
look what happened to me jumping off the boat.
- [gasps] No.
- Oh, that says a lot.
- When was that? - Today.
- Oh, my God!
Vicki told me the whole story about how
you gotta bend your leg.
Do you know that, to let the person
know you want the release?
- What do you mean? What's the release?
- The frog! - It's fascinating.
- It's a frog move you do when you want
the release on the massage.
- Wait, you open both your legs?
- Wait, are you talking about her...
- No, you pull one leg. - Happy ending massage?
- Yes!
- Was it a woman that did it or--
- God, no! - I only have a woman masseuse.
- Oh, I'm all about men. - We know.
- The massage cost how much? - $40 for--
- And what do you tip? - I tip a couple hundred.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- This is my favorite part of my whole trip.
- It always feels good to have an orgasm, so whatever.
Everybody just relax.
[chuckles]
- What is that? - Seaweed salad.
- What am I doing tomorrow? 'Cause I know there's, like,
a shopping excursion.
- Shopping in Tulum.
- And then are we coming back here before dinner?
- No.
Having a late lunch there, and then we're coming
back and going to the club.
- But no morning aerobics, so that's a win.
- That's a win.
- That was a lot this morning. - It was a lot.
I don't know that this is the appropriate thing
to bring it up, but I had a theory today that in Montana,
when you had a conversation about things that Tamra
knew about, like the picture and this girl
during your break--
- You know, I know a lot.
Heather Amin said that he sent her a dick pic.
How do we move beyond this?
- I'm dying to move forward.
- It seemed like you guys resolved things
and moved forward, but I'm wondering if you
really did resolve them.
- No, I thought we were in a good spot.
- We were. - Ryan's the dirty one.
I'm talking to you as a woman to woman.
You've got five kids.
You should have made that marriage work.
No man is worth that, okay?
- Oh, don't say that. - That's what I'm telling you.
I regret it.
- But you know, that's your situation.
- You don't even know her.
You can't come in here on her vacation--
- Well, hold on. Don't talk to me like that.
- You can't though. - I don't know your history...
- We did. - With all this.
Do not blame me on this. - Exactly.
You don't know the history here, Vicki.
So don't come into our vacation and attack
one of the girls that are on our vacation.
- I didn't attack.
- She didn't attack her.
- You brought up her business. - Turn it down.
How about you stay out of it?
- I did not bring this up.
I'm trying to eat my chicken wings over here.
[tense music]
I really like Jenn.
I think Jenn is a good person who made a mistake.
What makes Vicki in a position to tell Jenn
that she ruined her family?
It just feels mean spirited.
- Gina, thank you.
- I'm just saying.
I don't want any of this ----ing fighting.
- I left my husband for a loser.
I will never ever forgive myself.
And I hope that's not you, okay?
- Thank you for that. - That's it.
- Her perspective is... - That's it.
- She cares about you. - That's it.
- I apologize. - That's it.
You're out of line.
I'm telling you woman to woman I left a good man for a loser,
and I got burned bad, bad.
- You say things that, you know, you love marriage.
Well, you know what? So did I.
And I've told the girls before it is like mourning.
It is a loss.
- And they're still alive.
I know.
- It's like, I don't know why I wasn't
enough as a woman for him.
And so, you know, it has been a road.
- My heart breaks for you, sweetie.
Like, I have nothing but empathy for you.
And that's why I want to believe
that everything is good.
- I have guilt for decisions that I made in my life.
I hurt people.
And sometimes I feel like when it's being dished at me,
maybe I deserve that.
- I just wanna go to bed.
- I don't wanna hear about it anymore.
I'm over it.
- That's it. - That's right.
- Vicki's gonna go get a massage now.
- She is.
- Do you know where it's always a happy ending?
- * Hot gal dem a buff body *
* Ha na cheese, den I en got time *
* Mekdipaperl, hussle like... *
- [sighs] Another beautiful morning.
- You wanna sit here? - Sure.
It's gonna be a fun day, hopefully.
It's our last day.
We're gonna go to Tulum and go shopping.
- I wanna go see a shaman.
- I've never done a shaman. - Oh.
Some of the girls are saying they definitely wanna shop,
so we'll see who goes where.
- 'Cause I'm waiting for my coffee, and it's cold.
Whoa!
[laughter]
- Why would they make a couch with no back?
- You know, the trip's had highs, and it's had lows.
- Lows.
- I wanna end on like a, let's all go have fun.
I've always wanted to see a shaman.
Are you kidding me?
I own a yoga studio.
And I want Tamra to come with me
because whatever Tamra and I are doing in this realm
is not working.
Sometimes in the morning, like, just when
things start feeling heavy for me,
I like to set an intention, or I want
today to end on a good note.
Yeah, okay. All right, let's do it.
Let's turn forward.
- Oh, my God.
I went parasailing with Vicki yesterday.
I forgot how loud she is.
- [screaming]
- Oh, I'm never doing--
I'm never doing that again ever.
- Shannon, you have toilet paper
sticking out of your asshole.
- It's a maxi pad.
No, it isn't.
- Oh!
You have not brushed your teeth in five days.
- Well, I think I personally would have called
if I didn't have a toothbrush.
- I forgot my toothbrush.
I didn't know where the lobby was.
I mean, there were trams.
It was like I was in Disneyland.
I didn't know which tram to take.
- I can't-- [retches]
I can't imagine not brushing my teeth.
- I just kept thinking someone was gonna get me one.
I just used the towel.
- I'm gonna bring you to standing.
So when you're ready, let's just stand up.
- Oh, Advil.
That's what I need.
I have a headache.
- Usually, that signifies the end of a vacation.
- Operator?
Can I please have a toothbrush?
My friend Shannon Beador has not brushed
her teeth in four days now.
- I've never seen anything like it.
- And she has dragon breath.
- And she's got toilet paper sticking out of her butthole.
- Take a bow with me.
Namaste.
- Thank you for that.
That was great.
- Let's have fun today.
Let's just shop and drink.
- I know. I'm excited.
- See the sites.
- * We hot, we hot, we hot *
* We came to work *
* Whoo-wee! *
- Jenn, I think we should have brought our hats.
- I do have some news to report.
I got a toothbrush.
[cheering]
- Yes, last day, toothbrushing.
- * We hot, we hot, we hot *
* Feelin' the fever play some shot *
- Oh, God.
That feels like heaven. - Whatever.
I just have to work. - You have to work?
- I don't wanna talk to anybody.
I don't wanna do anything. - To Tulum!
- * We hot, we hot, we hot *
- I talked to Eddie about--
- I don't know if I could actually do it.
I just always wanted to do it.
Like, I always have, like, a goal.
I went to college, and I graduated from college.
And then I was like, that wasn't enough.
And then I went to law school, so I graduated from law school.
- That's what we were talking about.
- And then I passed two bar exams.
- Was one of your goals to get Heather Dubrow
to follow you on Instagram? 'Cause that happened.
- Yes! - Whoo!
- I have breaking news.
Heather Dubrow started following you.
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
- When I left the friend group--
and I had FOMO when we talked about this--
I unfollowed everyone because I didn't wanna see it.
- I'm sure it's all my fault.
- I didn't say it's your fault.
- Okay, great. It's my fault.
But you're trying to make it sound like--
- No, no. You're trying to make it--
- You're trying to make it sound like it's weird.
- You guys have a way of twisting things, man.
- I don't think anything's twisting.
I think if you're friends with somebody,
you follow them on social media, period.
- Well, I just followed you.
- I watch all my friends' ----ing sh--.
I heart it. I like it. I comment on it.
That is the purpose of social media.
- It looks bad because it looks like she's putting
herself up on a pedestal.
Like they follow me because they are the peasants
and the peons, but I don't follow them
because I am the queen.
- Are we good with this now?
- Yes.
- Gina, are you okay?
- I just want you to know that I blocked you.
[laughter]
- Excellent.
- Please do.
- Oh, my God, Emily.
That is--[laughs]
- I'm 100% the punching bag in this trip.
Anyone's looking for me to breathe wrong,
chew inappropriately.
There's noth--I can't do anything right.
I just wanna be quiet and let this trip end.
- All you guys that are stopping here, get out.
- Shoppers. - This is shoppers?
- This is shoppers. - All right, well, have fun.
Have a great day. Bye. I'm going home.
- You live in Mexico now?
- No, I'm gonna go home.
- Wait, are you serious?
- Maybe.
- Why are you saying that?
What's wrong?
- I just wanna go home.
- What just happened?
- Well, I haven't had my conversation with her yet.
- Anyways.
- Wait, what does she wanna go home for?
- She feels picked on, she just said.
- What happened? Nothing happened.
- What just happened?
- All these girls are so ----ing all over me
for anything I ----ing say or do.
I hate them all.
I just wanna go home.
[sniffs] [exhales]
[Latin music]
- [singing in Spanish]
- Come on. Let's go. Shaman time.
- Wait, are we leaving? - Yes, you are.
Let's go.
- How pretty is this?
- Wow.
- Okay, think we're at the right place.
* *
- I've heard of shamans, and I know people
that have seen shamans, but I've never been to one.
I'm so excited.
- Hello.
How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- Welcome.
- Do we take our shoes off?
- Sure, much better. - Okay.
- Get in contact with the Mother Earth.
- With--with-- - Mother Earth.
- Oh, Mother Earth.
Don't we have to go on the sand to do that?
I've never been to a shaman, and I'm trying to understand
who and what a shaman is.
- I don't know what the hell a shaman is.
- Is he a believer in God?
- I don't even know what the name shaman means.
- Is he voodoo? Is he real?
Like--
- I believe in this kind of stuff, so heal me.
- Putting your left hand up in the air.
[shell blowing]
* *
- Oh.
This is very cute.
- Interesting.
- Zak Ik.
- "Please take off your shoes."
Oh, this is cool.
- I've never had a shopping adventure.
- It is an adventure.
- Hi. Welcome. - Hi.
- Oh, hello. - Hello. How are you?
Welcome. - Oh, this is cute.
Oh, my goodness. I'm gonna wear a crown tonight.
- You have to get the crown.
- Right?
Come sit with me.
I'll try to do a selfie.
- Wait, is it--
- Can both of us sit on it? - Yes.
- I'm nervous.
- I've never had an experience like this before ever.
And I've had people be mean to me in my life.
And this was a lot, especially with people that
are supposed to be your friends.
I'm definitely at a breaking point.
If retail therapy can't cheer me up, that's a problem.
Oh, I gotta bang the gong.
[gong ringing]
[rhythmic drumming]
- What is that? - Copal.
The nuts we're seeing, they came from the copal tree.
- That's the resin from the copal tree.
- And this is the connection with the spirits.
Your name? - Jennifer.
- [chanting indistinctly]
Thank you, Jennifer.
- Tamra. - Tamra.
Beautiful energy of love.
- Shannon. - Shannon.
For Shannon today.
- Thank you. - What's your name?
- Oh, I have two names, Victoria or Vicki.
Which one do you wanna use? - Victoria.
- Okay.
- For Victoria today.
We're gonna bring energy from the cosmos,
from the Mother Earth, from the four winds for you.
We're gonna ask to the sun to open their hearts,
to be here in harmony, and joy, and love.
I wanna ask you--
say something.
What is your purpose?
What is your goal?
- I think that what I want is to have an open heart
in my life and with my friends, and I want
my friends and people around me to feel the same.
- Well, what I need is acceptance
and to receive love, unconditional love.
- I think I want to trust my friends.
I want them to trust me.
And I just--most of all, just want to come
from a place of love and to eliminate
any hate in my heart.
- I want clarity.
I want happiness.
I want authentic relationships.
And I want peace and clarity.
- You need to--shoo--
open your heart and send in love.
Because love, this is the most powerful energy
what exists in this universe.
- Clarity is very important to me in my relationships.
For years, I was told by my husband that we're good,
but I know that we're not good.
And so I want clarity on this friendship with Tamra.
But I'm not the only one taking steps.
I need Tamra to start taking the steps
towards our friendship.
- You will be happy because you have happiness inside of you.
And when we are happy together, it's because we are sharing
the happiness, what we have.
- Are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
I'm just really ready to go home.
- I'm sure. You're just trying to--
feeling like you've been getting it
from a lot of directions.
- Yeah, but every time I try to say anything,
it just all gets turned around on me.
And I'm just tired of it, so I just
don't wanna talk anymore.
- I understand.
Well, I know that you and I haven't been close,
but I'm feeling it for ya.
- Should I confide in Taylor?
I mean, probably not.
Who knows?
I might do something terrible like say she's cute.
- You should come. It would be fun.
We have a scene together.
- Oh, my God! You're so cute.
- [laughs]
- But at this point, really there's nothing left to lose.
I just really do not feel like I fit in.
And anything I say just gets dissected
or turned back around on me.
If I make a joke, it's not okay.
If I say--
I just--I'm--like, my throat is closing from everyone.
I just can't.
I'm not used to this, and I feel like
I do support everyone, and I give everyone--
we're talking about my Instagram--
so I wasn't following anyone.
Did you hear this story? - I was kind of listening,
but I was sitting two rows up, so--
- So what happened was, when I left the friend group,
I stopped following everyone. - Mm-hmm.
- So when I joined the friend group again,
I didn't follow everyone, because there's like
these bloggers that notice all that sh--
and it's like-- and then it gets twisted
into this story of how, you know, Jenn brought up
something saying that I didn't want to follow them
because then they would have my followers,
as if I didn't want them to have more followers,
which is crazy.
So I followed everyone.
And now they're pissed off that I'm following.
I so much as breathe wrong,
and everyone jumps down my throat.
Nothing I say is right.
I can't explain how I feel.
It's just I am wrong
and I need to know that I'm wrong.
And I need to apologize.
And I need to be quiet.
Would that make everyone happy?
- I think that you don't get as much of a hall pass
on saying things because people think,
oh, she thinks she's better than me.
I think it's the money. And I think--
- Yeah, but I'm not apologizing for having money.
- No, I'm not--
hell, I wouldn't apologize either.
I'm just saying they feel inferior to you.
And it's not right.
- Maybe.
So I've been trying to say, like, to Emily and Gina
and them, like, I feel like there's a double standard,
but they keep telling me it's a me problem.
- I just like jumping on these.
- I love everything.
- I'm the one that's separating myself.
And all I wanna do now is go home to my family.
I just don't wanna talk to anyone.
- I get that. - [sighs]
- Thanks for taking the time.
- No, thanks for sitting down with me.
- I feel like we had our own shaman session.
* *
- We're gonna lift this offering here in your names.
And one, and two, and three.
[all shouting]
- Yay.
That was beautiful.
- Now get out here.
- Thank you.
It was so nice to meet you.
- I don't know if this shaman thing is the real deal,
but it's really made me realize I want a deeper relationship
between me and Jenn.
- Wasn't that amazing?
- Amazing.
You okay?
- I'm okay.
* *
- I'm sorry too.
I love you.
- I really just want the best.
I really do. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
I love you.
I don't even know if this is real.
At the end of the day, I probably have
"sucker" all over my forehead.
But I wanna believe in my friend.
And I just wanna get back to who we were.
- I'm sorry.
- Let's just get a cocktail.
I need a cocktail.
- Okay, let's do that.
[upbeat music]
* *
- I can't believe this trip is almost over.
- Look how pretty this is. - Oh, my gosh. This is intense.
- Oh, God. - Oh, my gosh.
You have to take those off.
- I'm definitely taking these off.
- This isn't good when you don't wear underwear.
- No. [laughs] - Or good.
- Or maybe it is good, yeah.
- It's like dinner and a show.
- Yes.
This is like how Vicki gets a massage.
- Whew. [laughs]
- Ladies, welcome to Quinta Valle Sulic.
- Oh. It's so good it's warm.
I had a chill.
- That's right.
- Oh, so you, like--oh. Okay, wait, hold on.
- Oh, this is really fun. - Okay.
- You gotta mount it like-- - Okay. All right.
Wait, get off my dress. - I think we gotta take--
- Wait, wait. I'm stuck.
- Don't pull it. - Oh, oh, oh.
Careful. - Oh, my God.
- Should we sit behind this? - Watch.
There's a-- - What is this, like a bong?
- No, it's okay. - We're so jagged.
- It's a hookah. - Oh, my God. Wait.
I just realized how high we are.
- You don't wanna sit down on the net?
- Oh, no. Shannon wouldn't like that.
- * The beat goes bang, bang, bang *
* Work your body, move that thing *
- Let's lead with love, girls.
- I'm following.
- I've never seen anything like this.
Hello!
- Cheers. - Thank y'all.
- Cuckoo! - Cuckoo!
- Caw, caw!
- Cuck--I gotta walk on this?
- Tamra, you gotta take your shoes off.
- Take your--
- We take our shoes off.
- Yeah.
- Well, you didn't tell me it was--
- [laughs] You're doing a great job, Tamra.
[clapping]
Very, very graceful.
- Whoa! - What?
- Stop it.
- Hello. - Cuckoo!
- Oh, my gosh.
- Get away from me.
I remember the ropes course. - Ah!
- I don't need to prove this to anybody.
I'm good. I'm strong. I don't need to--
[breathes heavily] - My finger's caught!
Ow!
- Shannon, step back!
- How?
- You're pinching her hand!
- Shannon, you're not gonna like that.
- I'm afraid I'm gonna just--
- [laughs] - Come here. Come here.
Come here. - Don't touch me!
- Come here.
- This is the shortest way. - Come on, Shannon.
- Just one at a time. Who's going?
- You.
- (BLEEP) me. Sh--.
- She said two could go at a time.
- No, she said one!
- Did you say one or two? - Don't push me.
Don't push me.
I'm not good. Don't!
- I'm holding your hand. - Don't touch me!
- You can only have one on a net.
- Oh!
Did you do it?
- Don't touch me.
Don't--oh, my God.
No.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
- Oh, God. Shannon's on the ground.
Oh, and her Spanx are showing.
- Shannon, you can walk around.
- I'm sorry. I couldn't do that.
- [laughs] I don't think I can do it.
- Go around.
- I will get hurt and end up in a hospital,
and I don't wanna get hurt and end up in a hospital.
- You guys, it is too hot in here.
- Do we have a table over there?
- Yes. - Oh, let's go sit there.
- Oh, well, look at this room.
Look at where I ended up.
- Wait, Vicki, don't come over.
- We're getting out of here.
It's like a ----ing sauna.
- Hola, ladies.
all: Hola.
- Welcome to Sulic.
My name is Eugenio.
I'm the culinary director. - Wow.
- And I'll be here cooking for you today.
- Oh, nice. - Excelente.
- I have some surprises for you.
- Wow.
- It's so pretty. - Thank you so much.
- Please enjoy. all: Thank you.
- Gracias. This is adorable.
- So what happened between the two of you with the shamana--
shaman?
- The shaman, Charlie, just fixed it all.
- Well, really, what happened though?
Was it a good experience? - Mm-hmm.
I love that stuff.
We had to, like, express what our intention is, like--
- Amongst us. - Set an intention.
- Just set an intention among us women.
There's contradicting things in my mind
that I'm a little bit battling with,
so I would love to come in whole with you as women.
I want to do better, so--
- That's very sweet. - Can I say something, Jenn?
- Yes.
- I adore you.
And when people ask me, well, what do you know about her,
I only know the situation with Ryan.
- I know.
- But I'm done with that. - Thank you.
- Because I have said you're an adult woman.
Whatever happens happens.
And we'll be here to support you...
- Thank you. - In whatever happens.
Because Ryan doesn't define you.
And so I hope I get the opportunity
to know more of you without the whole Ryan element.
- Thank you for that. - Well said.
- I appreciate that.
- Vicki, what was your intention?
- I'm finally at a good place in my life.
And I want love, forever love.
- Vicki, do you think that you're gonna, like,
marry your boyfriend?
Like is he, like, the one?
- I would absolutely marry him.
But I'm not there, and he's not there.
- But you're happy--
it's smart, so you're gonna go--
- Yeah, we're slow. - You're gonna keep it slow.
- We're very slow.
- This is the first time I've ever heard you say,
I can't give 100% because ever since I've
known you, you always, like, dive in, which makes me,
like, sad and happy at the same time.
- Wait, wait, wait.
I have a question, Heather.
You said in Montana that Shannon's not
all in when it comes to John.
- I just heard that today.
She pulled you guys all aside behind my back
to talk about my relationship, alluding
to that there were these glaring,
horrible things happening.
- Well, no, she actually said it in Montana.
- What?
- I don't remember when.
- I think you need clarification of that.
- You said I'm not all in.
- There's nothing wrong with saying Shannon's not
all in on her relationship, but the way Tamra's repeating
it to try to get Shannon mad at me--what is Tamra's problem?
Did I run over her cat?
- You felt like she was not all in.
- Yeah, I feel like comments you've made to me
made me feel like you're figuring it out.
- Then use those words.
Don't say she's not all in. - You know what?
I just don't wanna be word policed anymore.
Not everyone says the right word every time.
My intention is saying she's figuring it out.
- Heather, you said to Emily on Wednesday,
behind our backs again, that I said something
horrible about Emily and your--
- No, very bad stuff.
- Very bad stuff, but it's in the vault.
- I didn't say that. - And I didn't even expect--
- You did though. - No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
- By the way, it wasn't her.
Tamra was the one that was talking about you guys.
[tense music]
I didn't say Shannon said anything.
I said Tamra did.
She was the one that was talking about you.
- I guess that it was Tamra that Heather was referring to
that apparently said bad things about Gina
and me in New York.
- I didn't understand that Emily misheard me.
I thought she was just making it up.
- I was right.
She was talking about Tamra.
- You know what?
Emily's going after me and passing the baton along
for the next person to go after me.
(BLEEP) you.
- Heather says, I was in Shannon Beador's room,
and she had a lot of crappy things to say about you guys.
- This has been ruining my life the entire trip.
- I don't know. Oops. My bad. I don't--should I--
I don't know. I could write her a note?
[laughs]
- I was repeating what you told me.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- You said, I'm with a bunch of ----ing losers.
- That is not what I said.
That's a very interesting twist on what I said,
but that is not what I said.
- Noella and Jenn I'm talking about, not these people.
I'm tired of getting all my sh-- twisted.
That is not fair.
- So you're trying to throw me under the bus?
- No, I'm not.
- I was just mocking you, Heather, and you know it.
When I saw her at BravoCon, she's sitting at the table
with all the ladies.
And I walked up to her.
And I'm like, oh, so you're with a bunch
of ----ing losers.
And she looked at me like, oh, sh--.
She remembers I said that to her.
- Shannon, did we not talk about this--
- I'm sorry, no bueno.
- No bueno? - Very sorry that--
It's very uncomfortable for me to be around people fighting.
I've never liked it. I don't wanna be around it.
[all shouting]
You have no idea what it's like!
You're supposed to be my friend!
Like, it's just-- it's not who I am.
Really? (BLEEP) off!
I can't be around it. - Come get her.
- Why didn't you text me?
- Because I was not starting sh--...
- Why didn't you text me? - At BravoCon.
- I don't care where you're gonna start sh--.
If somebody is calling me a loser, you should tell me.
- Oh, my God. - No, she called you the loser!
That's what I'm saying. - No, I didn't.
- Why didn't you tell me that?
- I did that to her as a joke. And I told Shannon--
- It was not a joke.
And then I said, where's Shannon?
- You said it to me!
- No, I didn't. - I'm done.
I'm sorry. I'm done.
I didn't mean to spill the chair, but I'm done.
This is like being punched in the stomach.
I have been a genuine friend to Heather.
I've been good to her. I've been defending her.
And the whole time, like, you're telling other people
nasty things about me?
- If I got called a loser with all
the things I've accomplished, that's a bunch of bullsh--.
- It is bullsh--. - I didn't call her a loser.
- I'm not staying for this.
- But honestly, I'm tired of being
taken to task by this group.
I get it. You don't like me.
I'm whatever. - No, Heather.
Actually-- - I've tried to defend myself.
- You're the one in conversations
about us being losers.
- That's horrible. - It was Noella.
- I tried to be a good friend to you
this entire time, Heather. I really do.
- You're yelling at me in front of a table of people.
- I am upset!
- You're not being a good friend to me.
- I am upset!
- You've never had my back in these situations.
- I've never had your back?
You talk sh-- about me behind my back!
- I'm really done.
[tense music]
- I am upset!
- You've never had my back in these situations.
- I've never had your back?
You talk sh-- about me behind my back!
- I'm really done. I'm done.
The moment Tamra says I called her a loser,
you're gonna believe that from the one
you're warning me against?
- Sometimes I feel like with sh-- with Tamra,
not everybody's eyes are open.
- Noted.
- You are a fake friend.
- There's no reason for that.
I'm crying not only how they were
treating Heather, but just as a woman to a woman.
I've matured so much and realize
what's really important in life, and it's not this.
- We're done.
- Come here.
I can't stand the way they're talking to you.
- They're so mean to me.
But I'm done with the show. I'm out. I'm done.
- I would never put up with it. - Nope.
It's too much. - Wait a minute.
What the (BLEEP) is going on? - Piranhas chewing on her.
Leave her the (BLEEP) alone.
- I don't like being the scapegoat.
I think it's bullsh--.
- I agree with you, Heather. - I don't like it.
- You're not gonna come back to the table.
- I genuinely thought she liked me.
- I thought she liked me too.
- That's why I'm upset about this.
Like, I have been a good friend to Heather.
I can't force Heather to be a good friend.
And if she's not willing to be a good friend, then I'm done.
What else can I do at this point?
It's getting, like, pathetic.
- Why can't we be women of integrity?
- Wait, how about this? - Women of honor?
- Wait.
They just went to the ----ing shaman.
- Yeah, that's why I said lead with love.
- Love and light, lead with love.
- I wanna leave. I don't even wanna see them.
- Sometimes if someone has a superiority complex,
they need to be accountable for that.
- We do hold Heather--you know?
- At a higher--
- She's fabulous and wonderful. And it does--
- She's a great wife. - But then it feels--
- She's a great mom. - Right.
- Thoughtful, generous, kind, but then
a little bit calculating.
- All right, guys, let's go back.
I can't.
- This just did not end the way I thought it would.
- To the end, she will ----ing lie.
- Can someone be on my ----ing side?
- It makes me literally sick to my stomach.
- [singing in Spanish]
[festive music]
* *
- When is the last time the three of us danced on a bar?
- It was your divorce party.
- Okay, this feels good. - Whoo!
- It's so nice. - Oh, this is beautiful.
- Look at the lighthouse.
How beautiful is this?
- That's a lighthouse? - [laughs]
- Oh, my God. You're killing me.
- I have to say, what we hoped to be a good trip
turned into a lot of drama.
And I'm so grateful that we get to end it together
on a really happy, fun note.
- Thank you for coming.
- You brightened our trip, and you made it fun.
And tonight, to be able to all dance on a bartop
together, even though we're old ladies,
we can still sometimes have fun.
- Do you have to pack?
You've packed mostly. - I packed.
- Cheers, ladies. - Here we go.
[clinking]
Onward and upward. Willy Wonka.
- Every time I even try to communicate something
to Heather that bothers me,
she just wants to start a longwinded justification
of, like, why she does what she does, and I'm like,
"Do you understand I don't care why you do the things you do?
I'm just sad that you're doing them?"
I'm sick of, like, having to fight
for, like, basic level of respect.
Like, you know. - Well, you shouldn't have to.
And you know what? - No, because that's not
a real friendship. - It must be sad for you
because you tried hard
and that you really were a good friend.
- I feel stupid.
At this point, I'm out on a friendship with Heather.
I am trying way too ----ing hard
to try and get Heather to just be a normal ass friend to me,
and you shouldn't have to work this hard in friendships.
And like right now, I feel like she doesn't really think
she did anything wrong.
She thinks that she-- she's been wronged.
- I just feel like this is not how one behaves.
I don't like it. I don't get it.
And that's why I got up and left.
And at some point, we have to make our own decisions
about who we want to be friends with.
By the way, I was really proud of you
the other day when you were like, to Tamra, you're mean.
You're nasty.
Why do you do this to me?
It was like--it was very honest.
- You're malicious about it, and you're mean about it.
- I do understand now where I need to--
what I need to do, and I need to have a boundary.
- Yeah.
- So I have compassion for where
you sit with all of that.
- I'm glad we talked. - Thanks. Thank you for that.
- I thought we had, like, the best day.
And then the way it ended is just literally shocking to me.
- There was absolutely zero purpose
to say something like that to Emily and Gina except to hurt.
Was she really gonna put the statement on me
and hope that nobody remembered, and just
gonna say, Shannon, you said that?
- I literally think she did say you.
- So is she trying to hurt me again?
- I think so.
When Heather is up against the wall about anything,
she'll throw somebody under the bus.
And I'm not putting up with it anymore.
I'm definitely gonna reevaluate my friendship with her.
- I wanna show Gina that Tamra
is talking sh-- about her.
And I have the proof.
- Anyways, I know-- - Okay, listen.
We started to say--
- Vicki doesn't wanna be a part of this.
- Well, I don't.
- So let's end our trip on a positive note.
You guys never thought we'd be back together,
and it's a blessing.
[laughter]
[snorting]
- Will you hold my hair when I throw up tonight, please?
- Yes.
- Wait, what is dripping on my foot?