Previously this season on "The Real Housewives
of Orange County"... - Whoo-hoo!
Yes!
It's great to see Tamra.
I miss her. - I'm Jenn.
- Her name's Jenn. - Hi, Jenn.
- Nice to meet. - Pleasure to meet you.
Jennifer is a friend for many years.
Get in there, motorboat.
She's a hooker.
Just kidding.
Thinking about being married to you is scary.
Tamra just goes out how you've been----ing somebody
for, like, a year on me.
- I'm excited. - Hello, ladies.
Hi!
The last time I was around Tamra,
the two of you were super, super close.
She was best friend for six years.
You're a---ing liar and you're a drunk!
I don't miss this.
- I apologize. - And I'm sorry.
I never thought this day would be here.
Heather and Terry Dubrow
sell their home for $55 million.
G6, baby.
It would have been nice if we found out not from the press.
You can't trust us.
Remember what Heather told us about Shannon and John?
She's like, everything's perfect.
I don't believe I was ever sh-- talking you.
And the tears coming out.
How many times did you practice that in front of the mirror?
Feeling like you've been getting it
from a lot of directions.
You did look like a whale trainer.
You are a dick, Emily.
Let's go to Mexico!
Oh, my God!
He was sleeping with her while you guys were dating.
You ruined your whole family.
How----ing dare you!
Turn their eyes to the sun to open their hearts.
I want to trust my friends.
I just want to get back to who we were.
Heather says to me, Shannon Beador
had a lot of crappy things to say about you guys.
Tamra was the one that was talking about you guys.
If somebody is calling me a loser, you should tell me.
She called you the loser!
What the is going on?
You are a fake friend!
- This is so toxic. - I am upset.
That's a bunch of bullsh--.
I'm really done.
In Orange County, I call the shots,
and it's always tequila.
I live my life in HD.
Sharp, bright, and more focused than ever.
If you want to waste my time,
at least hand me a taco.
The difference between my past and present?
Well, that's just apples and oranges.
My core may be strong, but my resilience is stronger.
I might have been on pause,
but now I'm ready to play.
What's up, beautiful?
How are you? - Hi.
I just got back from Mexico.
I was doing, like, a swim, the turtle thing.
I don't really know what happened,
but I hit my arm on the way down.
And it's bad.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God, like, I'm shaking.
It wouldn't be a trip to Mexico if we didn't
come back with some injuries.
Oh, it's broke.
I think it's a bad bruise.
I don't think anything's broken.
Pop a squat right here for a sec.
Let me just poke on your neck.
All right.
So you didn't whiplash or anything?
- This is Emily. - What's up, Em?
Hi.
- How are you, young lady? - I'm good.
How are you? - Great.
Looking good in the neighborhood.
So nice to meet you.
Dr. Tim, is that what you go by?
I go by whatever you want to call me.
What are you a doctor of?
- Chiropractor. - Oh.
Are there any aches and pains on you?
- Everywhere. - Everywhere?
Yeah, everything hurts.
The Mexico trip, it was physically exhausting,
especially when I jumped off that
frickin' 30-foot platform.
Dr. Alex is gonna stretch you on that one.
Shannon, you're up here.
And so I am happy to, like, get some kinks worked out,
get some relief.
Ow!
- Tim, stop! - Ow!
Ugh. - What are you doing?
OK, I'm not gonna lie, it does feel a lot better.
My job is to take care of you, beautiful.
- Thank you. - I love my job.
I'm thinking that maybe Shannon is secretly
like, a masochist, like maybe she likes
all this torture sh--.
BDSM? What's BDSM stand for?
Big Dick Spanks Monkey?
Have you talked to anyone?
I saw Gina yesterday.
How's she doing? I felt really bad for her.
I think she's better.
I mean, she was really hurt
by everything that kind of revealed itself.
I adore Heather, but at the same time,
I find out you're talking about me behind my back.
I think she feels like she constantly puts in the effort
and then she just gets, you know,
pushed away like she doesn't matter.
She was really upset.
My God, I love it here.
Oh, I like this.
- Oh! - Hi!
What's on your head?
The ringmaster.
Oh, hi.
There's so many things here.
I'm so excited.
I am gonna keep with my theme all year.
- What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna be an evil clown.
- I love it. - If it ain't broken, you know?
Halloween is my favorite, favorite, favorite,
favorite holiday ever.
I want to have a Halloween party.
- So next week? - When we get back from Mexico.
And I was really inspired
by the Cirque performance in Mexico.
I mean, you know, my friends are
absolutely a bunch of clowns.
So I figure, total freak show.
- Do you need any help? - Can you fix Heather Dubrow?
- No. - That would be helpful.
Hi.
Hi, baby doggies!
Hi, sweetie!
- Hi. Hello. Hello. - Hi. How are you?
- Hi. - How are you?
How's the kitchen here?
- So far, so good. - Yeah?
Plenty of room.
Thank goodness Josh and Heather Altman
found us this rental.
We took a six-month lease because it's
the middle of the school year
and Terry's practice is in Orange County.
So we're pretty dug in here in OC.
By the way, I haven't, like, had five seconds to--
I just unpacked.
We moved out of our house, went to a hotel.
I basically got dog----ed for five days in Mexico.
You didn't tell us anything.
That's a big move.
You're calling me a Snuffleupagus.
That's like saying, then if you tell me that...
- You can't trust us. - You are lying!
Why didn't you text me?
You are a fake friend!
You said to Emily that I said something.
I get it! I get it!
If somebody is calling me a loser, you should tell me.
No, she called you the loser!
I am upset.
They're talking sh-- about me behind my back.
Gina believed that you called her a loser.
Yeah.
That's not, like, one of my words.
I don't say that.
And I would never say it about them.
I've never thought of Gina and Emily
as anything other than friends.
Tamra doesn't lie. She just saves information.
And then she's gonna reveal it
at the least opportune moment for you,
which is why I don't tell Tamra sh--.
I certainly wasn't talking about Gina or Emily.
But everyone's scared of Tamra.
Gina and Emily, when I first met them,
told me when they joined the friend group
that no one spoke to them.
And Vicki agreed.
You ignored me for four months.
You made zero effort.
Friendships come naturally.
I don't think they have to be, like, questioned so much.
Oh, so the alpha girls are speaking to them now. Ah.
So now the head cheerleader, Tamra, came back
and all of a sudden giving them attention.
Wasn't there a movie like this?
- They're like lapdogs. - What was the movie?
"Heathers."
I mean, I like Heather a lot.
And I think she can be very kind and generous
and care about other people.
But there's another side of her that I'm seeing.
Right, yeah.
I'm sure Heather called me a loser.
It wasn't Tamra.
Tamra admits to what she says and she apologizes for it.
Tamra called you Shrek in front of Gina.
I would, like, apologize for anything that I've
ever said or done to you.
But with Heather, I think she would rather shovel sh--
than have to look me in the eyes
and apologize for anything.
At the restaurant, I repeatedly
said to her, what was the purpose of you
saying that something horrible was said in New York to Emily?
What positive is gonna come out of that?
We need to have a long, in-depth conversation
with each other.
I don't know what I hope to accomplish with Heather,
but I would like for once for her to accept
responsibility for something.
I'm at the point with her where it's just like,
well, yeah, of course she'd say something like that.
- Yeah. - Do something like that.
Yeah.
I feel like Heather has an image.
And there's so much that she's protecting
and upholding all the time.
Yeah, but the thing is, let's just say
that I was being malicious and mean
and saying things about you guys in New York.
Why wouldn't she sit down with me
and go, you know, you were saying some mean things.
Like, you were wasted, you know.
- Right. - And I would have went,
oh, my God, I'm so, like, mortified.
- Right. - Like, are you serious?
Yeah.
And I would have addressed it.
The fact that Heather turned all this around
and pointed the finger at me?
Like, you want to destroy people.
You're not destroying me, bitch.
Honestly, I was like, all right, enough already.
'Cause I have this party. So I texted her.
That's interesting. Gina texted me.
Just now?
Well, I mean, I haven't looked at my phone.
She texted me 20 minutes ago.
"Hey, period. Things in Mexico obviously
"did not end the way I would have hoped.
"I would like to sit down with you
"and talk about what happened.
Please let me know a time that would work for you."
I really value my friendship with Gina.
So the fact that she would believe Tamra
is so horrible.
If she can't see where I'm coming from,
then this really beautiful friendship is bullsh--.
Go in with an open mind.
I don't have an open mind.
My mind is half closed.
All right, open it back up.
I'm not gonna be disrespected.
This is my integrity. - Right.
I've been a good friend to her.
And if she will not admit the things that she said,
take responsibility, and apologize for them,
there will be no moving forward with me.
Coming up...
I need to know for a----ing fact that there's nothing.
I slept with her one night.
- Hi, George. - Hi, beautiful.
- How are you? - Good, how are you?
Are you ready? - I am. This is Eddie.
She's ready. How you doing?
- This is George. - Nice to meet you.
- He owns the magazine. - Awesome.
Show you to your room. - This is awesome.
George is the owner of "Amare Magazine,"
and he's reached out to me.
Oh, my God, George.
I will. I will.
Eddie and I started a company called Vena CBD.
Vena stands for vena cava,
which is the two largest arteries
that push blood to your heart. - Yeah.
So we named it after Eddie,
you know, and his heart condition.
We have grown this business to a multimillion-dollar business,
something I never thought I would see.
And I'm tooting my own horn, people.
Toot, toot!
No, it's like this.
Toot, toot!
I think it looks great, baby.
Does it still look like Elvis?
No.
You look very classy, like a boss, babe.
I'm so proud of you. - Ugh.
I'm trying not to cry.
I never thought I'd be honored.
Well, you've done a lot, babe.
You've done a lot.
I always knew, watching my dad own
his own repair shop, that I wanted to have
my own business one day.
It was definitely tough because I did not go to college.
I was raising a kid at 18.
So when we opened up CUT Fitness,
I really truly thought, like, the money was gonna pour in
and I was gonna be, like, this successful businesswoman.
And it didn't work like that.
Hi, guys, ladies.
- Hi. - This is Tamra.
Hi. Hi.
So the fact that Vena's been extremely successful,
I feel lucky.
Hi, I'm Kendra C. Sikes. Nice to meet you.
Kendra, hi, nice to meet you.
Well, I just want to say congratulations to all of you.
Women of the Year, this is our big issue.
We love you!
All right, everybody.
Whoo! Grab my ass again.
Whoo!
Everybody look. One...
I just got my first drip of sweat down my ass!
We figure in the next two years, we will sell Vena CBD
and come up with some other business to start.
I get inspired by the weirdest things.
With all this lack of sex Eddie and I have had...
His wiener barely works.
You're just not hanging from the chandeliers anymore.
I have no feeling down there.
I think next I'm thinking of a sex toy business.
Cannabis and sex toys, is there anything better than that?
All right, guys, that's a wrap.
Thank you.
Mwah. Beautiful.
Knock, knock!
Hey!
Whoa! What's up, Grey?
- Oh, we're in here. - You like the setup?
It's haircut time.
Hi, dude.
How are you? Hi, Ev.
- Hi. - Oh, I like the sweatshirt.
Hi, babe. - Hi.
What's for dinner? What is it, lasagna?
- Kind of. - Lasagna?
But I see spaghetti in there.
Spaghetti casserole is what you cook when you can't cook.
It's actually really good, hon.
I want to go upstairs.
I want to talk to you about something.
I have, like, three things: taco salad, spaghetti, chili.
Then we just have to stick in the rotation.
Otherwise, we DoorDash.
We haven't even really had, like,
a minute since Mexico to, like, download.
No, we haven't.
Mexico was fun, poolside, parasailing.
Then we had water aerobics,
which there was a breakfast after.
And I think that's when the one time that I called you.
I don't even want to say 'cause it makes
my stomach----ing turn.
But I need to know for a----ing fact
that there's nothing.
It felt like Tamra was sitting on information
that had come in that I did not know about.
What do you know?
No, I'm not gonna say anything
because I'm a liar.
- That's so - ing typical of you.
What if it is something else? I'm losing this relationship.
There's no staying anymore.
I slept with her one night.
That was a year and a half ago.
We weren't together, so I'm doing what single guys do.
I haven't spoken a word to her in a year.
But I don't know why you keep talking about moving forward
and all you do is hitch your wagon to Tamra
and she pulls you in reverse.
I really want to take Tamra out of it
and I want to focus on this.
We've been forging, like, an amazing path.
We're integrating kids.
We're talking about the next step,
moving in together under the same roof,
getting engaged and married down the line.
I know.
My fear with Ryan is that he wakes up one day
and it's just not what he wants,
or all those things that I was told
about who he was comes to fruition.
He loves me, and I know that he does.
But, like, I hope he can really hold up his end.
I am trying to-- I know it's such a spot,
and I had to get to a point where I was ready.
And so I had an appointment today with the attorney
that I told you that I talked to.
Great.
And she said just bring in the retainer,
and we'll be good to go.
I don't even have access to $5,000.
It never crossed my mind in my marriage
that I should have an understanding of our finances.
My partners and I are not paying ourselves.
We're paying rent.
We're paying our teachers.
I would give you the money in a heartbeat.
That is not an option.
What are your viable options?
There is power in knowing and being able
to take care of yourself.
And I have to figure this out on my own.
You're sure, right?
Like, why are you tying your life
to this woman who's going through this divorce
who has these five kids?
Like, are you crazy?
I'm crazy for you.
It's easy for me to love you.
It's easy 'cause it's you.
- And just me? - Just you.
Just me. Just me.
Why don't you just say, me and Tamra want to know,
is it just me?
I love you.
Can I go eat that lasagna soup?
It's not soup. - Casserole?
Have you ever been here before?
- No. - Looks nice.
Hey there. - Hi.
- Two. - You can follow me.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I still have not unpacked my purse from Mexico.
And my glasses are broken.
- Hi. - Hi.
Can I have a Casamigos Añejo soda with a splash of--
Grapefruit.
- Grapefruit. - Two.
All right, I'll be right back.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Not sure what I want.
That summer corn soup sounds good.
No, I'm not a corn person.
Oh.
I want the yellowfin tuna tartare.
Pass.
I'll get the burrata watermelon salad.
OK, that's a great choice. I'll be right back.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
So tell me about your meeting with Heather.
I mean, she's always got an explanation for everything.
I don't call people losers.
That's not really in my vernacular.
But Tamra called all of us losers.
You can't even say, I'm saying goodbye to my house.
I didn't tell anyone.
Because once I tell one person,
the group is, "Who are you telling?"
People were talking about your relationship.
Anything I was discussing was things
that everyone already knew.
I don't have hope that Heather and I can repair
our friendship, especially when she continues
to try and blame others for her wrongdoings.
Heather says, well, Shannon's not all in the relationship.
I found this out in Mexico.
And she says, well, I don't see that as a negative.
I do. Do you?
Yeah.
I tell people we've been dating
for 3 1/2 years.
And we're gonna figure out whether we're
the two that are gonna spend the rest of our lives together.
We're happy where we are right now, and that's it.
That's what I've been saying to people.
Wow. Thank you.
Perfect.
Oh, my goodness.
You gotta try this. I'm gonna have one more bite.
- I'm good. I'm good. - No, I want you to--
- No, I don't want to. - Can you, like, try one bite?
- No. - Why?
I just don't want to.
I was stressed out in Mexico because that's
when the kids' college applications
were due for their early acceptance.
It's counting down.
Well, I'm telling you, John, I'm gonna frickin'
lose it when they go.
Like, it's hitting-- it's hitting me now.
All of my kids are going to be away next year.
And I don't want to be living alone.
You and Reese have been talking about moving
to Dallas after you graduate.
Are there any other cities you're considering?
No matter where the twins end up,
we'll be visiting there.
And I think it's an exciting new time for us,
just you and I spending time together and relaxing.
It's so overdue.
Like, 3 1/2 years overdue.
John and I have a history of bickering and arguing.
And it's given me pause at times.
And so for that reason, I want to make sure
we can fix that before we go forward.
We'll always get through the chaos and the trials together.
I love you.
Cheers. I love you too.
I want nothing more than for us to make it.
It's like I lose the kids, but I get John Janssen.
It's gonna be good. - Thank you. Thank you.
Coming up...
That's us.
She's the one that said it.
Don't want to drink
the whole bottle before they get here.
Come in! - Look at you.
Look at this swagger. - I know.
- Walking in... - I had a glass of wine.
To the kitchen.
What do you got in that bag there?
I got Dr. Moon's Sitolonic, which is an at-home colonic.
How big's the tip that goes up your butthole?
It's smaller than my pinkie.
OK, wait, what's the difference between a colonic
and an enema?
'Cause you gave me an enema once.
Honey, I lost my friends.
They're doing an enema together.
Ah!
I'm not cleaning that up.
I think that there was poop on the floor.
Because Steve had to clean--
I don't want sh-- on my floor.
Did I ever think
that I would be dealing with people's sh--?
No.
But I need to create unique products
that aren't out there.
Because with more products out there,
that's more money that I can earn to pay
for all the kids' colleges.
Come in! - You look adorable.
And now with the Sitolonic, Jenn is patient number one.
And I got a good one, 'cause she's super backed up.
- Still haven't pooped? - No, nothing.
Do you want to come into our room for a colonic?
- I would. - Oh.
I literally would.
- Hi. - Well, hello.
Wine or vodka?
I will do a vodka.
So we invite you here today for a...
- Drink? - Hazing.
Wait, I'm having a hazing?
Is there something in my drink?
I have been seeing an acupuncturist, Dr. Moon.
He has developed a device called the Sitolonic.
So it's, like, an at-home colonic system.
How many times a day do you guys poop?
- A day? How many times a week? - Once.
I poop seven times a day.
I knew Tamra was full of sh--.
Dink! I knew it.
How about that Mexico trip?
That last night just was--
- I'm done with her. - Are we talking about Heather?
Yes.
I mean, riding home in that van
after the tree house dinner from hell?
She acted so weird.
I get it. You don't like me.
I'm really done.
Oh, look at Max.
That's the Halloween costume.
Look at her eyebrow.
She's a snake.
You know what was weird for me on the van ride home?
- Your toes. - She kept, like, grabbing,
like, I'm obsessed with your feet.
I'm very jealous of cute feet.
- You are? - Yes.
They're so cute.
Embrace your feet.
They're, like, small. She's got little toes.
Like, they're cute.
It's like a model foot.
It was so----ing weird.
Maybe Heather has a foot fetish.
I don't have a foot fetish.
Like, I'm not like that.
I didn't know she knew who Jenn was.
I have not really had any conversation with Heather.
And we get back to the hotel, who do I get a call from?
I need to have a conversation.
Heather comes to our room and she says,
I'm gonna go get my soup out of my room and come right back.
So Taylor and I are standing there.
Tamra, she never shows back up.
- Did she text you? - No.
That was rude.
And wherever I am on your ranking,
I'm worth more than that.
OK, so you're gonna try it out.
Wait, do you have to stick the thing up her butt?
Can I stick it up my own butt?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God. Where's this sh-- happening?
There's a tube in here.
- I'm gonna sit on it? - There's the tip.
There you go. Yeah.
So I'm just gonna put calendula on it.
Hang it on the edge of the door.
Oh, Shannon, I do love you a lot,
but how did we not call Emily?
- Slowly-- - Oh!
- Slowly sit down. - Ah!
It'll feel uncomfortable.
Are you--is it in?
- I don't know. - Shannon, look.
- No! - I can't.
No!
What are you laughing at?
- It's a lot. - I won't look.
OK, water's gonna slowly fill you.
Try and take in as much water as you can.
And when you can't anymore,
then you just let go and push out.
- I'm pooping. - Ah!
I don't want to hear poop! I don't want to hear it!
- I'm-- - Ew! Ew!
So it was a yes.
It was a win.
You pooped in the first second.
Sorry, Tamra, about your toilet.
Thanks, [indistinct].
Do you have any coffee for now?
- Do you want a coffee? - I would love a cup of coffee.
Can I also get a glass of champagne for my friend?
- Yeah. - Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey.
Hi.
You look beautiful.
Thanks, you too.
Thank you.
You're upset, obviously.
Yeah.
I'm upset too.
OK, well, you called me here, so why are you upset?
First of all, I really want to let you know,
I value your friendship.
I feel like I have been there for you.
That is just very hard to believe at this point.
And say all these things.
You are so quick to believe anything--
I'm not so quick to just believe--
Yes, you are.
She said that I called you losers,
which I did not call you losers.
You can still understand how I would
want that to be explained... - Thank you.
And how that would hurt my feelings.
OK, well, I want to have it explained to you now.
- OK. - Are you ready for it?
That's us.
She's the one that said it.
OK, Heather, so Tamra called me a loser?
If you're my friend, you should be telling me these things.
I believe that Tamra probably said it.
Probably wasn't said with, like, a malicious intent.
But once again, me and Emily are being used
as collateral damage in their bullsh--.
I was very close with you.
And Emily, why would I ever say anything about you?
I was so focused on my own personal feelings about you
and my relationship with you that all I could see
was, Heather doesn't care about my feelings.
She's not pulling me aside.
It just was upsetting.
It took the wind out of me a little bit.
I get it.
Like, honestly, I had a pit in my stomach all week.
I'm upset because I care about you.
- I care about you too. - You know what I mean?
It's the only reason I'm sitting here.
Had it been anyone else, I probably wouldn't have come.
I am being attacked for things I didn't do.
Emily, I don't trust her at all.
I think she's going to the Tamra school of friendship.
It comes across like you're better than everyone else.
You got hooker nails. Are you a hooker now?
I don't feel like I have a phony relationship with her.
Yes, you do.
It's the fakest----ing thing I've ever seen.
I think, at some point, people have to be held
accountable for their actions.
Everyone is so scared of Tamra because she
hits below the belt and she is nasty.
There's never any accountability for any of it.
Tamra is the root cause of all of these issues.
Number one.
You're the one that said that she hasn't
done anything since the 1900s.
So Tamra took the shot at her.
Number two.
Did you talk to Gina and Emily
about Shannon's relationship?
Number three.
You said, "I'm with a bunch of----ing losers."
No, no, no, no.
You said it to me!
Tamra has systematically taken each of my relationships
and pulled them apart, totally trashed them.
What the are we gonna do?
You're gonna come to my party still on Friday.
- I don't know, Gina. - You have to come.
You need to address this sh-- with Tamra.
You have to put her in her place.
Coming up...
I got a news flash for Heather Dubrow.
My friends are----ing wealthy.
They can trump every single----ing
house she's ever lived in.
Yeah, but why did you wear black pants?
Because I didn't want to be naked.
I don't like the hat.
Sweetie, you gotta wear the hat!
I don't want the hat.
This hat is not happening.
Sweetie, wear the hat.
So are you excited for the party?
ing thrilled.
Just don't throw any wine in anybody's face.
Bitch!
Oh!
Then I'm not going to.
I'm so excited.
Whoo!
Oh, my God, I didn't realize this was gonna happen.
I love it. I love it.
OK, well, welcome to the circus.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh, it looks so good.
Yeah, it does.
Oh, my gosh, I love it!
- Hello. Hello. - Hello.
I came dressed as popcorn
because you never know when you need a snack.
I mean, I've always been a snack.
But now I'm literally a snack.
This is cute.
- Hi! - Hi.
Oh, my God, you look so nice.
Shane's shirt has butter on it.
Oh, it's butter?
I love it.
Yes!
I am amazed.
Yes, amazing.
I want to do that.
The freak show.
Oh, my God, this is amazing!
Wow! - Best dressed, I'd say.
Thank you.
Best dressed, I'll take that.
Hi! - Hi!
Hi. Oh, I love this!
- This is so good! - This is so cool.
Oh, my God, I didn't even, like, recognize you.
This feels very appropriate.
She's like a little Chucky doll,
just coming in for their next kill.
- Welcome. - Hi.
Hi. Thank you.
Wow, that's an-- - Right?
That's an entrance.
I need a drink!
What the is Ryan wearing?
Ryan, you forgot to wear a shirt.
- Standard. - What happened?
You guys should be used to this by now.
Is this the Thunder from Down Under?
I mean, I know you work out. My mother-in-law knows.
So why no shirt?
At least it's not splatter painted.
Awky.
This is awesome.
Wow, it's a freak show!
Hello!
- Hello! - Hi.
Oh, my God, you guys look good.
You look so good!
This is so awesome.
What an entrance we just did.
- This is----ing amazing. - Isn't it fun?
Oh, you did bring your crystal ball.
I think the future's gonna be bright tonight.
What is your future?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
Shannon's fortune-teller outfit,
to me, it looks like something Shannon
would wear, like, daily.
I'm not a hat guy.
It's like--I--
It's like-- - You are so a hat guy.
- Oh, my God. - Yeah.
Did you like the circus people?
I was a little scared, but yeah.
Yeah.
Hi, I didn't even say hello to you.
- Hi. - I'm happy you came.
Thank you.
Things have never been better between Matt and I
and our relationship with the children.
We worked through a lot of the sh-- from our past.
He had an affair.
Your ex was arrested in Orange County
on suspicion of domestic violence.
I honestly feel like you're just, like,
a different person, like, your mindset is different.
I'm thankful that we're, like, all on the same page.
Yeah.
And it's, like, a lot of weight off of my shoulders.
What do you think? This a good party?
I think it's great.
So is Heather coming tonight?
I'm pretty positive she is gonna come.
I think, personally, you guys just need to talk.
The thing is, like, I'm a little caught, I feel like,
between the two of you.
And I feel like you're being more just,
like, aggressive than is normal for you.
I mean, she did call all of us losers.
- I met with Heather. - Mm-hmm.
She shared with me that Tamra actually made a comment
about us in her podcast.
She called us losers or whatever.
It's like, why can she say that but then Heather--
you know what I mean?
I mean, she's been saying sh-- about me for five years.
I guess that's why I don't give a crap anymore.
I've confronted her about it.
And she said, I'm sorry.
Heather, I don't think, has apologized.
This is me wanting to look out for you.
I don't understand exactly where the shift came from.
If Gina wants to make excuses for Heather,
that's her relationship with Heather.
I won't do it.
Hi!
What is it?
I just want everybody to----ing get along.
- OK. - Can't you just get along?
Yeah. Can you?
I mean, obviously, I have not talked to Heather.
You met with her and everything's cool?
I met with her.
Heather's not a bad person.
She's not trying to, like, craft anything here.
I think she's being hypersensitive.
Do you know what the problem is?
It's not being hypersensitive.
She wants to blame everybody else.
Whenever something is thrown to Heather, she takes it,
she twists it,
and then she presents it.
Gina was basically what I call Heather-merized.
I don't know what Heather must have said to Gina.
My words were taken out of context.
The girls are deflecting.
I love you.
I had your mom and dad at my house.
I know how she works.
- You want a fortune? - Yes.
Yes or no a question.
Will this be a drama-free party?
Oh, they just walked in.
Where are we starting?
- We're starting at the bar. - Let's start at the bar.
Oh, my God, you look great.
What is she?
I'm just showing off my body.
I wanted to be a dolphin trainer,
but apparently there are no dolphins at the circus.
So I'll be an aerial act.
- You look so beautiful. - Wow, you look great.
- Yeah, thank you. - You're popcorn.
Oh, my God, you look beautiful.
So cute, very cute.
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- Good. How are you? - I'm security.
I feel like Heather's costume is just
a step up from whale trainer.
It's like intergalactic fantasy nighttime whale trainer.
She's an ice queen is what she is.
She's a freaking ice queen, like her heart.
What's happening?
How did you get you to do that?
Oh, she's like, this is what you're wearing.
I'm like this all night.
- You have that-- - Pull it out.
- Yeah. - Can I just see something?
- Yes. - I wanted to know
if it was a snow globe or a real crystal ball.
- Oh, this is real crystal. - This is real crystal.
- This is real sh--. - Oh, really?
I'm just kidding.
Anyway.
It's foggy, looking at Heather's future,
because I don't know that I have one with her.
The rice is good.
Hey, what's up?
I knew you were gonna wear something like me,
just a T-shirt. - I know, right?
I'm security.
If sh-- happens here, I'm calling you.
And I'm out.
I'll meet you the exit.
By the way, I love you.
I love you too.
I mean, I'm not gonna try to hump you,
but you know I'm a lesbian.
Hey, they're getting ice cream, I think.
I have to eat this.
All right, go ahead.
God, did you just deep-throat my Handel's?
Where did it go?
She needs another scoop! She needs another scoop!
And she is bisexual.
- There we go. - Cute.
This is really amazing.
Let's go talk.
We haven't even talked about what
you talked about with her. - Right.
I know. I met with her.
I felt like this summer,
we had such a breakthrough
and we were all good and it was great.
And then as soon as the head cheerleader came back,
it's a different story.
I said to her, Tamra doesn't care
if you and I are friends,
and I don't care if you and Tamra are friends.
No, she's intimidated,
which she proved that in Montana
when she said her high and the low.
And then my low is that today
when I came into your room before
and I was like, hey, and you guys, like,
didn't open the door and you were talking in the bathroom
and stuff, it made me sad.
Wait, what?
I want Tamra to be friends with whoever
she wants to be friends with.
It's not a competition.
But maybe Heather thinks it is.
I am not gonna let Heather Dubrow
get in the middle of our friendship.
I love you. I really do.
I love you.
When things went down and I felt like
I was ghosted by Shannon, it was devastating to me.
It's really hard to find friendships like this.
I'm not gonna let it go this time.
Heather doesn't have a chance coming between Shannon and I.
It's just never gonna happen.
She can try, but she doesn't want to be my enemy.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
You're ripped, dude.
Oh, thank you.
What percent body fat do you have?
I have no idea.
This----ing hat is really bugging me.
I mean, I have to carry it everywhere.
Sweetie, go put it by my bag.
- You look good. - Thanks.
I like the butter.
What Heather did to she and I in Mexico was so uncool.
She left us in a room.
But let me say this.
She used us because she had nobody else.
Correct.
Her friends all attacked
at the same time, and that sucks.
She didn't speak to you for three months
until she needed you.
I was excited about going to a club for our last night,
but I don't really, honestly, feel very welcome.
Well, you'd be welcome with us.
I appreciate that.
But sometimes people need each other.
Yeah.
And I don't think you should feel bad
that you guys were there...
Being dismissive and being above the fray
is bullsh-- to me.
Because listen, I got--
I don't think that she does that.
I got a news flash for Heather Dubrow.
My friends are----ing wealthy.
They can trump every single----ing
house she's ever lived in. - I know, but I don't think--
My friends have lived in Beverly Hills--
Well, her house is $55 million.
Taylor is code red wasty.
Hey!
She is just, like, nonstop, endless loop of nonsense.
Heather left you and I sitting there all night.
We were being used.
She hurt us.
We were still sitting there.
I'm just gonna go get my chicken soup.
I'll be right back.
I don't want to ruin the party or anything.
Do not mess with me 'cause I will----ing come.
It's rude.
She left us sitting there.
You know what she did to me the last night that I was there?
- Yeah. - I love her.
It was about chicken soup.
- Right. - It's not a big deal.
I don't even know what the Taylor
is talking about anymore.
If you go in with so much anger,
you're not gonna get what you want out of it.
You think I seem angry?
Yes.
OK.
Let's just bring it down
and let's have a conversation later.
Taylor is spinning in circles.
Her eyes are popping out the back of her head.
We are on very opposite ends of how we want to handle this.
Let's take her one-on-one.
With Heather, sometimes I feel like I was dismissed.
And maybe that falls on me as well.
And I just want to tell her how I feel.
- Hi, cotton candy. - Hi, darling.
Can I talk to you outside and Taylor?
Let's go.
What's wrong? Let's just spit it out.
We sat with you in our little punch pool.
We wanted to go salsa dancing, but we stayed home to listen
and be supportive of you.
And so we did that. - Yeah.
And then you said you wanted to go get your chicken soup.
Yeah.
And then you never came back.
My stepdaughter was waiting for us at--
she lives in Tulum.
But I'm so sorry, Taylor.
I literally, like, slurped the soup down
and I literally just sat down on the bed for one second
and I went out.
Why didn't you text us and say we're not coming back?
I didn't--
If you were waiting for me, why didn't you
just come knock on my door?
Because I don't need to chase my friends.
My friends actually show up. - OK, that's just silly.
- Hold on. - I fell asleep.
- You fell asleep? - Yes.
Well, when you laid down, maybe you should have thought,
maybe I should text my friends.
OK.
Coming up...
I did not say that.
And I won't--
Are you----ing kidding me?
You said you wanted to go get your chicken soup.
Yeah.
My stepdaughter was waiting for us.
I fell asleep.
It's silly, Taylor.
Well, when you laid down, maybe you should have thought,
maybe I should text my friends.
- OK, I'm very sorry. - Let's go talk.
Let's go talk.
What is wrong with her?
"I was supposed to go out with my niece.
"And we didn't go dancing because you
went to get your soup and you didn't come back."
And?
She's such a spicy little cotton candy.
I have felt like you have had no interest in me.
And I have expressed that to the other women.
So if that is sh---y on my part, I'm sorry.
I think it's sh---y on your part.
And I want to tell you something.
You're a great member of this friend group.
Thank you.
I am so glad that Tamra brought you in,
even though she's a piece of sh-- to you.
I don't know how you even speak to her at this point.
She's a----ing liar.
Oh, Jenn's talking to Heather.
She's upset.
I don't understand why you put up with it.
I'm not putting up with this anymore.
Because I'm trying to figure it out, and I don't know.
But to be honest with you, this whole
stepping into your friends has been very hard.
It shouldn't be this hard.
I have really enjoyed the little time
we've had together. - Same for me.
It's bullsh--.
She wouldn't give Taylor or Jenn
the----ing time of day.
I'm sorry I fell asleep.
No, I just needed to hear this.
All right, well, let's us have our own relationship.
I would love that.
Honestly, I do blame Tamra's behavior.
If I was Heather and someone like me walked in
and all it was, was about my past and my boyfriend
shenanigans, I would be like, I don't have interest in her.
I can't wait for you to get to know me
outside of the drama with my boyfriend.
My friends who have $5 billion are not pretentious.
Whoo!
Oh, that's good.
OK, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
She's gonna do it in the boots?
- Is she gonna do it? - Yeah.
In the boots?
You should do everything in those boots.
- Those are badass. - Yes, you should.
You should go grocery shopping in those boots.
By the way, she should just be wearing that 24-7.
Hey, hey, look at me.
I love you.
Here, go over here. Let's talk. Go over here.
Oh, she's talking.
Emily's not happy with her.
Tamra said that you said that we were all----ing losers.
Yeah, but why are you believing that
when you know me and you--
You said you said it.
I'm not talking about you and Gina.
You guys are my friends.
I'm talking about Noella.
The body language over there is not good.
You're talking about a girl who maligns
your career all the time. - I know.
And says, she's a party planner
and she's not a lawyer.
It's not nice.
Wait, when is this?
This is in Montana.
When I met Emily, she reached out to me
and told me she was a party planner.
She's not a practicing attorney.
I'm still a lawyer.
And it was just very demeaning.
And I don't like that.
Look at her. Look at her. Look at her.
Just watch her talk.
She thinks she's better than us.
You think?
I feel like everyone got the memo
of being the lion and the lion tamer.
Yes. Yes. Oh, is there a lot of lions?
Get me a drink, lion.
My intent is never to hurt your feelings.
I know I can be a little rough around the edges.
I've always been like that.
My sister and I have been taking digs at each other
for our entire life.
You explained that to me. I know.
And I feel like that's what we did
to get through a lot of what we had to deal with growing up.
That's why it hurt when I thought that you
had called me a loser.
Can you imagine all the things that I've overcome?
I've worked so hard to not be a loser.
I have an amazing life.
But there's just something that is so deep inside of me
that I've always carried with me.
It's just such hurt.
And when I get in that state of, like,
where I feel like someone's attacking me
or attacking my integrity,
it's, like, a physical reaction.
I can't even control it.
My intention is always good.
I love you. I love your family.
I was closest with you. - I agree with that.
And I felt left high and dry.
I don't understand why,
but let's just----ing fix it, then.
I will do my best, I promise.
And if I get offended by something, I will tell you.
Hi.
- Are you gonna hit us? - Hi.
Maybe. - She's got a whip.
- I know. - Maybe.
I'm coming over here to see if I have to.
No, no, it's fine.
We're good.
Shannon, I'm boiling right now.
Heather is rallying the troops.
She's trying to take each girl side by side
and talk sh-- about me.
What are you doing?
You got caught in your own sh--,
and now you're trying to turn everybody against me?
Has Heather talked to you at all today?
Yes.
Where'd she go?
Heather acts innocent and proper,
but behind the scenes, like,
she's the worst villain of us all.
I gotta pee like a mother----er.
Let's go.
- OK, you go. - OK, we're gonna go.
Oh, my God, you're taking pictures with her?
- Yes. - Oh, wow.
That's so different than what you told me.
Well, we had a long talk.
Oh, I hope everything's good now.
- You guys. - A long talk.
Well, she said you were talking sh-- about us.
She said that you said that, like,
I'm not really an attorney,
I'm just some low party planner.
I did not say that.
And I will--
Oh.
Uh.
Are you----ing kidding me?
I don't want to do this with you.
I'm not interested. - Oh, why aren't you?
Because the truth is the truth?
No, Tamra, you have your own version of the truth.
And I'm not interested in it, honestly.
Am I not supposed to say anything?
Look at poor Terry. Look at Terry.
He's like, oh, my God, my poor wife.
If you don't like the truth--
No, no, no, I'm fine with the truth.
I don't like your nonsense and your spinning things.
What is my non-- what am I spinning?
Tell me what I'm spinning.
Tamra, I'm not interested in this with you.
What am I spinning?
You've been doing this for months.
You want to be in the photo too?
Would you go help my wife, please?
Yes, we will.
By the way, nothing you say means anything.
By the way, your wife is very capable of...
- That's true. - Handling herself.
Believe me, I know.
Let's play your podcast, how you said we're all losers.
Do you really think--
You are laboring under the misconception
that I give a sh-- how you feel.
I don't give a sh-- about you either.
Good, then let's move on.
Yeah, goodbye, bitch.
You are laboring under the misconception
that I give a sh-- how you feel.
I don't give a sh-- about you either.
Good, then let's move on.
Yeah, goodbye, bitch.
Can't take this sh-- no more.
What did she say to you?
You're a liar and you're a this and you're that.
Did you say sh---y things about us...
- No. - In New York?
Am I allowed to say this? What did you do?
Oh, she goes, "I don't want to hang out
with these losers."
It's actually an inside joke...
- Oh, right. - That me and Shannon--
It's so inside.
Only ones that know about it.
Do you think that I would say that
sh-- about you guys? - I don't know.
But tonight was supposed to be fun.
And I was supposed to be good.
I really want us all to take one picture together.
- I do too. - Even if it's uncomfortable.
No, no, it's not uncomfortable.
- I don't care. - OK, good.
OK, let's do it.
Come on. They're ready.
- All right, are we all in it? - We're taking a picture.
Come on, Jenn.
I don't understand why you want to do this.
- I don't. - You did.
It's going to be a really awkward family photo.
What family isn't----ed up?
That's what I have to say, right?
It's like, when you force your kids to take family photos,
everybody knows that's the worst----ing day ever.
But smile, take the picture, 'cause I want
the----ing memory, bitches.
My big top ringmaster.
You... - I failed.
Did a phenomenal job tonight.
- No, you don't need to run. - OK.
- We are good. - OK, thank you.
- She is happy. - OK.
That's all I care about.
I've lived my life pleasing everybody.
And something in this group of women
makes me want to be a little bit more powerful,
have a little bit more of a voice.
We made it! - We made it. We made it.
- Whoo! - Yeah!
I love you. - You do?
Even amidst all this bullsh--, I do.
Oh, my gosh.
- Photo. - You gotta hit photo again.
When I first met John, he said to me, you are my future.
Sweetie, your hat is--
I don't want the hat there.
Oh, the hat is part of the--
- Sweetie, that's a retake. - OK.
But I still don't know that we
can jump over the small hurdles that we have,
and I think they're small.
Sweetie, that's--that's good.
When we get married, our wedding's
gonna be just like this, OK?
I have to wear a lion suit to our wedding?
But I know you would if I wanted you to.
And that's why I love you.
I love you.
I feel like I've made a lot of progress
in my personal life.
And it feels good to have a sense of direction.
And I wouldn't mind a diamond.
- I hope you had fun. - I had so much fun.
This is the best party ever.
Thanks for being a good husband.
A great husband.
Thanks for being a great husband.
It's hard to take you seriously with all
that popcorn everywhere. - Why?
Are you hungry? Do you want some?
Some popcorn? I don't like buttered popcorn.
I always want to be a better person, be a better mom,
a better wife, a better friend.
So if I can take away from my relationship with Heather
or my relationship with Shannon
and learn about myself,
then that's nothing but growth, which is always good.
- So what's going on? - Can we get some key lime pie
on the way home? - Sure.
- Ah! - Whoo!
Look at this!
By the way, look at these muscles.
Oh, my God.
I've had to figure out not only
who really wants to be friends with me
but who I really want to be friends with.
I love you. You're so amazing.
Tamra and I have had our bumps in the road before
but never like this.
I don't understand the motivation.
You want to be the top dog?
Please, it's yours.
I don't need it.
We just sold our house.
Oh, shh!
Don't let it bother you.
- It's bothering me. - I know.
- I know. I'm good. - Yeah.
I don't know what's gonna happen between me and Heather.
I think she knows I'm not gonna buy her bullsh-- anymore.
And the truth always comes out.
Oh, my God. OK, this was great.
Love you guys. Thank you. Thank you.
This was, by far, the biggest sh-- show of all.
This is the freak show. Welcome to the freak--
welcome to the sh-- show, really.
Next week on
"The Real Housewives of Orange County: Reunion"...
What do you say we hit the beach?
all: Oh! - Whoa!
- Wow. - This is where we live!
Listen, girls, this better be a dirty reunion.
I'm so manipulative.
Poor Heather, poor Heather, poor Heather.
I didn't send the----ing dick pic!
Stop protecting this piece of sh--!
We invited Ryan.
Never talk about my children again.
My children! - Keep screaming, Gina.
off, you cheater.
You're a----ing cheater too!
You're the town crier!
Oh, my God! You have a whistle?
Is it goodbye to Orange County?
I don't even know if I can continue to do this.