[dramatic musical sting]
[tense music]
- Do I go out and drink sometimes?
For you to say I need rehab,
for you to say that I'm calling people every single night--
- I didn't say every single night.
- For you to say that I can breathalyze and--
- They don't wanna look at all, though, Shannon.
- Shannon Beador drove her car into a home...
- And then decided to leave.
- Well, take a look. You can see some of the damage
left behind when this car came barreling into this apartment.
- John, he said to me, "You're a drunken idiot."
I got in the car, lost control.
- [gasps] Oh, Shannon.
Oh, my God.
- How you feel?
- I'm continually working on myself.
I was just making a lot of very, very poor,
poor decisions.
- Right. Do you drink?
- I'm, like, a two-drink-max person right now.
- Do you not think she has a alcohol problem?
- Yeah, I do.
- Do you ever feel like choosing sobriety
is the best thing for you?
- I don't do it that often.
- I don't drink anymore because she's 20 years ahead of me
and I looked at what that looked like,
and I didn't ----ing like that.
- Every frickin' day that I wake up,
I think about what happened.
- Is that after you have a drink?
- I'm done with people saying I'm the drunk that needs help,
because I am not.
I had a really bad night.
I wanna walk out right now, 'cause I'm ruining my makeup.
[suspenseful music]
So I gotta--I gotta walk out.
[door slams]
[upbeat music]
* *
- * 'Scuse me *
* You should bend a knee *
* Don't you know I'm California royalty? *
- Oh. Oh! - No, stay outta there.
- I did a lot of squats this morning.
- See? - Yeah, that feels--[laughs]
How do you relax with that?
- Boop. - Aah!
- It's all done. - OK.
- * I'm a princess, baby *
* I'm a princess *
- Hold high plank.
You have ten seconds.
And then we move to a forearm plank.
- That's ten seconds!
- Come on, Shannon.
- [laughs] - You can come out of plank.
- * 'Scuse me *
* I'm not here to please *
- Did you see that house that just sold in Bel Air
with our same exact view for $188 million
with a helipad and all-- - Car museum.
- Car--all these kinds of things.
- Should we put a helipad in here?
- No.
- * Don't you know I'm California royalty? *
- Let's do the meatballs first.
Listen, why do you have to be careful with the meat?
- 'Cause it's raw.
- And, yeah-- and so what could happen?
- You could die. - Well, yeah.
That's worst-case scenario.
I mean, best-case scenario, you'd get diarrhea.
- [gasps]
- * I'm a princess *
* Baby, I'm a princess *
- Oh, look. It's a disposable cock ring.
- Why? Am I gettin' lucky tonight?
What are you doin'?
- I'm takin' them off.
- You gotta take-- you gotta, no!
- How do you take 'em off?
[laughter] Ow!
Sex with you is just too hard.
- * 'Scuse me *
* You should bend a knee *
* Don't you know I'm California royalty? *
- Hi! Welcome.
- Are the girls here?
- One's back there.
- Who's it? Oh, of course.
She's already here warmin' up.
Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? [laughs]
- I hope my armpits didn't smell.
- They didn't.
- How's everything been? - Good.
Just busy as hell. - Yeah?
- We're splitting our time now
between Big Bear and Orange County.
It was snowing when we left. I didn't wanna leave.
The house is amazing.
- Tamra and I,
I think we're moving past everything
that happened between us.
- You're not the only person he ----ed at my gym!
- How ----ing dare you! - Don't go--don't.
- I hope that he's changed, because you deserve happiness.
You're an amazing person.
- Thank you.
I see her for who she is.
And so keeping it light and easy
is exactly where I wanna keep it with Tamra.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Hello. - How are you?
- We're just workin' out real hard over here.
- Oh, yeah, you look like it. - Yeah.
- Wait, what's this? - That's your band.
- Oh, I can't. - What did you do? What hurts?
- I see your ass at the gym every day.
What'd you do?
- I was doing kettlebell swings.
- Oh, those'll kill-- - Well, maybe you should
put that around your legs and not your upper body.
- Over the course of about a year,
I've lost 40 pounds,
which was a combination of things.
It was a little bit of Ozempic.
It was some liposuction in my arms.
And it was busting my ass in the gym.
And then it becomes obsessive because I just don't want
myself to slip back into old habits.
I mean, it's better than raging at Shane all over the house.
I would rather just go to the gym and lift weights.
I mean, I could lift Shane, though.
[laughs]
Oh!
- OK, Shannon. - [laughs]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Archie, no. Come here.
- Ooh, what salad is that? - Chicken salad.
- Did you make me a Diet Coke?
- I have to tell you, this is a huge deal,
for me to have Diet Coke in this house.
- We weren't allowed that when we were kids.
- But you're out on your own now.
Are you kidding me, Stella?
- Well, I leave tomorrow.
So--and I do my laundry.
- I just did the laundry.
I am an empty nester.
So I have moved to a rental in Corona Del Mar.
It's three bedrooms.
And I can walk to the beach every day.
I don't need all the space anymore.
See, I can't even fit four here in this small place.
Let's go sit over here. - Sit in the living room?
- Sophie is a senior at Baylor University.
And Adeline is in New York City
at the Parsons School of Design.
And Stella is part of the USC transfers in Paris.
- I think you should definitely go abroad.
It's, like, the best opportunity in the world.
- Oh, my gosh. I just love Paris.
- Paris is just... - I just love Paris.
- The most amazing place ever. - Oh, my gosh.
I never wanna come home.
- She's been to nine countries in her first semester.
Honestly, really living her best life.
- I'm doing, like, a once-in-a-lifetime thing,
so sorry that I talk about it.
Sorry that you're jealous.
- That's all you can talk about.
- Are you sad that I'm leaving tomorrow?
- Yeah. - What?
- [breathes shakily] - Why are you crying?
- I mean, I took Sophie to college.
I took Adeline to college, and your dad took you.
So it was my intent to come and visit you.
And because of--[sighs]
My mistakes, I wasn't able to come, and I feel bad.
[sighs]
I'm so sorry and humiliated that I disappointed you.
Like, what kind of example am I at 59?
- We're glad that you're OK and that no one was hurt.
- And that you take accountability for your actions
and you learn from them and you grow.
- On the night of the DUI,
I drove to John's house, stupidly.
We got into a big argument and he said,
"You're a drunken idiot. Don't get in your car."
But I got in an accident seconds later
because I revved up the engine so he could know how mad I was.
And I lost control of the car--
immediately.
Never broken a bone. I've never had a concussion.
I've never been in an accident.
I've never been arrested. I've never had a DUI.
And I did all that in ten seconds.
- It sucks, but this happened for a reason.
- Oh, no. God has a plan.
- Yeah, He does. - I absolutely believe that.
- It seems like you're taking more initiative to figure out
why things have happened in your life and, like,
why you keep certain people in your life
when they necessarily shouldn't be there.
- Yeah, kinda seeing who my true friends are.
- So, wait, so you saw Shannon? - I saw Shannon.
She came to the studio the other day.
- She's workin' out? - She took a class.
- Did she fall down a lot? - No.
- Good for her.
- I have a soft spot for Shannon.
- I'm doing my best
to try and turn a positive into this.
You know, I went to that wellness program for a month.
And I am continuing on
with a psychiatrist and a therapist there.
- Like, you're doing the work.
When you feel like the rug is being pulled out from under you
and you are literally at rock bottom,
you need a friend.
- She said, Tres Amigas, she said, "You're out."
- Yeah, I'm out. - She was, like, surprised
that you weren't doing it anymore.
- It was right after her DUI.
She was basically on this tour of telling people and the press
that she wasn't drinking and now she's drinkin' Diet Coke.
And so we're in the green room. There's a bar.
She's over there looking, looking, looking.
- [gasps] Oh. - Pouring it.
Shannon and I put this live show together.
It was a lot about drinking.
And I felt that it was bad taste
to do a show right after Shannon's DUI.
Like, stop. Take a beat.
Try to figure out what's goin' on in your life.
Stop drinking.
- Did she put vodka into it? - Diet Coke.
- And I just lost respect.
She could have killed herself.
She could have killed her ----ing dog.
- I don't understand why I haven't heard from some people.
- That's just very surprising
that they haven't reached out after John.
- He's dating somebody else that they know.
And they haven't reached out.
I don't want John in my life anymore.
But for him to be publicly displaying
his relationship right now,
so quickly after we ended things, it's hurtful.
The last time I talked to John
was about ten days after my DUI.
He called me and said, "I'm cutting ties with you.
"You've ruined my life, and you've ruined my family's lives
because of the publicness of who you are."
Six weeks later,
he started dating Alexis Bellino, the one
that started the ball rolling on my lawsuit.
- He's an embarrassment to this family--
- That he was ever involved. - Yeah.
I'm currently filling with rage thinking about him.
- Were Shannon and Alexis friends?
- No, they do not have history
other than Alexis' husband, Jim Bellino, sued them.
- I remember.
In 2018, Jim Bellino sued Shannon and I for defamation.
The case has been closed.
I can't really talk about any kind of settlement.
But we both lost a lot of money.
Shannon lost 300,000. I lost 500,000.
She wasn't married to him at the time.
- She wasn't married to him at the time.
And she has nothing to do with that.
- Alexis told me then she did not agree
with what he did.
She had no involvement in it.
Do you wanna hear karma, though?
God saying to her, "If you can't ----ing clean your act up
"after crashing your car and almost killing somebody,
I'm gonna give your boyfriend to the girl you hate the most."
- That is some serious karma right there.
- If you ever see John with his new girlfriend...
- [laughs] - The most empowering thing--
will you just, like, walking right by.
- I feel like I don't want to argue.
So I just let things go.
I'm not gonna be that person anymore.
If someone upsets me,
if someone does something cruel to me,
I'm gonna tell them what they've done.
I'm not a victim.
Let it be known I have no fear.
I'm not gonna sit there in a corner
and avoid Alexis Bellino.
I'm gonna walk right up to her and say,
"Let's just get this conversation out of the way."
Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
- Period. [laughter]
- Coming up.
Where did you get your information
about John with Shannon?
- For three years, Shannon's been telling me
that he never pays for anything.
- Do you trust a drunk who just got a DUI?
[upbeat music]
* *
- Do we have any tea?
- What?
- Do we have any tea?
[door squeaks] - What?
- Do we-- [laughs]
Do you need a hearing aid? - No. Come down.
- Well, how come you heard that?
- You want some coffee? - No, thank you.
- Hello. - Hi, babe.
- You don't want some? - No.
So this is what we need to go over.
Zac is coming over to talk about budgets
and timelines for the house.
Ohad is coming over from Circa
to talk about the guesthouse.
And Mike is coming over to work on the--
both: Landscaping.
- By the way, that cracks me up,
the "Do not open" on the refrigerator.
I can't believe we're living like this.
- I know.
We're either moving or in construction.
- I'm always looking for a new project.
After we sold our Crystal Cove house,
we bought this house in Beverly Hills.
They really wanted in the low 40s,
and we got it for 16 million.
Should we take a look at the back?
It's 8.3 acres. We have the penthouse.
But that's only two bedrooms.
We need a family home. Enter Beverly Hills.
This house, we're gonna take down to the studs.
But in the meantime, I threw some staged furniture
in there, and we moved in.
- The landscaping, what are we at?
Half a million bucks?
- Probably two to three.
[cash register rings]
- Take this whole walkway and move it to that side.
What do we have for the guesthouse?
- Just over 2 million.
- Plus the movie theater will be a million.
- Huh? - Is this, like,
the first time you're ever hearing this?
- Yes. [laughter]
- This house was built in the '40s.
You know, Cary Grant's been here at this one.
Lana Turner lived there, all these different people.
- How much a square foot? - 2,000.
And by doing a remodel,
you're gonna come in at half that.
- So we can do this, probably, for 10 million?
- Yeah. - So we walked around.
And I kept thinking, "Gosh, if these walls could talk."
Oh, my God. There's a box with a wig in it.
- Oh, wow. How do you know it's not a head?
- [laughs]
- We're gonna have a party when it's all built.
- Or a stroke. - That's not funny.
[laughter]
All right, cool. Thank you guys so much.
- Thank you, Heather. Have a good one.
- Hey, thank you, ma'am. - Thanks, Mike.
- Heather, good to see you. - See you, honey.
- Bye-bye. - Take care.
Can you believe how many places we're living in?
- [sighs] I thought when we sold that house
we would be in a more relaxed situation.
- [laughs] - Now it's just elevated.
- It's so insane.
The twins are off at college.
Katarina is a junior in high school.
Ace is now 13, officially a teenager.
It's always an adjustment to move.
But the kids are in a good school in LA
that they're really thriving at.
I mean, between this place and then the penthouse
and the Bay Club-- - Bay Club is--
- Isn't it better that you don't have to drive every day?
- Awesome. It's the closest I've ever been to the office.
- Plus, it's good, 'cause then we can
see your mom more. - My mom.
- We took a place
at the Balboa Bay Club for the next several months.
- That's great. - Yeah. So that way,
we can see you more often.
I think it's good for everyone.
Kids are good. We're good.
Your mom's good.
- Yeah, I'm having fun. - Yeah. Well, speaking of fun,
as long as we're at the Bay Club,
I thought I'd throw a party.
- At the Bay Club? - Yeah. [laughs]
I'm gonna do a little new year, fresh-start lunch.
Alexis is invited.
She's a friend of mine.
- Well, and plus, nobody's really talking to Shannon.
- We're gonna have a very lovely,
nothing's-gonna-happen, beautiful lunch.
I'm in a better place with all the girls.
And I thought, OK, time for a fresh start...
- Mm-hmm. - A little reset.
But remember what happened.
Be cautious of some people.
- You didn't tell us anything.
- That's a big move.
- You are lying.
[all arguing indistinctly]
- I don't wanna see you go through
what you went through last year.
- Oh, me either. - That was too much.
- Hopefully everyone will be nice.
And I'm gonna have lots of activities that'll be fun.
- Distractions.
- Distractions, yes.
- Sounds very expensive.
- I love you. - I love you.
- Go back to work,
'cause I don't know if we can afford it.
[gentle ambient music]
* *
- Come here, you crazy dog.
You're a crazy dog.
Can you lay down, sir? Lay down.
[gasps] Oh, you're such a good boy.
[doorbell chimes] Sit. You sit.
Be nice.
both: Hi!
- Wow, there's a lot happening here.
- I know, right? I was trying to make you a salad.
- Wow. - [laughs]
- You're still trying to cook?
That's so weird. - There's no sink.
I've been renovating the house for, like, two years.
But we finally moved on to the kitchen.
And it has been a nightmare.
I haven't had a kitchen sink for weeks.
- I feel like I need a hard hat.
- But, look, I'm happy because it was stuck in the '90s,
kinda like Shane's wardrobe.
[laughs]
So tell me what's going on with your big house.
Are you gonna sell it? - Oh, La Quinta? You know,
I'm listing the La Quinta home for Elizabeth.
It's going well, and you know what, actually,
speaking of Elizabeth... - Yeah.
- Elizabeth's brother-- do you remember Andrew--
- Yeah, I remember Andrew, yeah.
He bumped into Shannon on New Year's Eve...
- Oh yeah? - In the market.
And she had, like, a full shopping cart full of booze.
That doesn't scream, "I'm on a new track."
- Yeah. - I just know
that I got tortured by this woman over something
that I took full responsibility for years ago.
- I'm not gonna talk about your DUI again.
I helped her with her DUI.
It would have gone to Child Protective Services.
And they were gonna arrest you in the morning.
- It is not true!
I have no relationship with Shannon.
And I don't believe in kicking someone when they're down.
But seeing all the news coming in
the morning of Shannon's DUI,
I mean, this ain't "Hammurabi's Code,"
but an eye for an eye, you know?
- Do you think that she should just
be alcohol-free going forward?
- I think she should have went to rehab.
- Well, yeah. I think so too.
- I feel like Shannon's spiraled.
- Yes, and-- - Right into a house.
- Can you imagine Archie in the back seat?
He's just like, "What the (BLEEP)?
We just hit a house."
- What's in the nice room?
- He's like, "Ten and two, Shannon,
ten and two!" [car horn honks]
What's going on with you?
- Well... you know.
- Oh, wait, you're making me nervous.
What are you doing? - Yeah. OK.
So, I mean, you know I love Travis.
The hardest part about my relationship
is not my relationship.
- Is it the outside factors? - Yeah.
The problem was, Emily, it's like,
when we started dating 4 1/2 years ago,
we were both freshly divorced.
And it's like, now, everything
with, like, Matt is wonderful, and we're coparenting.
And it's great.
The problem is, Travis is still getting dragged down
by his baggage and his ex. - Yeah.
- And he's not fully through this divorce
'cause he can't fully get through all of that
because it just-- she won't allow it.
- They're divorced, though, right?
- They are bifurcated.
Travis has a person
who is dedicated to making his life miserable.
It's just really hard to live with "somebody else's" ex-wife.
I feel like in my home, it's me, Travis,
six kids, and Travis' baggage.
And it's too much.
Also, like, when we moved in together,
the kids were tiny.
And then the kids' rooms are down here.
- Look at all the bunk beds. - I know.
- That's so great.
- Now they need space.
They need privacy. - Right.
- And we went and we looked at houses.
And we looked at what it would take
to get into a house the size of our family.
- Right. - And we can't afford it.
- What is your gut telling you you need to do?
[soft tense music]
- Like, honestly? My gut's telling me
that we need--
that he--we need to live separately
and see where the chips land.
- I'm sorry you're going through that.
That's a lot.
It's really difficult. I know.
I am devastated that Gina's struggling with Travis.
But it seems like there's a little voice
in the back of her head that says,
"You're really not just outgrowing your house,
you're outgrowing Travis as well."
- This has been really, really difficult and heavy.
I get scared too, 'cause I don't wanna be alone.
And, like, I'm gonna have to be alone.
And, like, it sucks again.
Travis is the first person
that I feel like I truly am in love with.
I don't wanna ever break his heart.
And I don't wanna live without him.
But I just know inside that if I don't try this,
then I'm gonna lose him.
It sucks.
[sighs]
I'm out of room and I'm out of time.
- Coming up.
- What if you and I fall apart?
I gotta figure it out again.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Are you gonna have a drink tonight?
- I am. - I think I am too.
- Yeah, 'cause you know where I'm taking you later?
- Where?
- Downtown. [laughs] - Oh, downtown.
- How are you? - Hi. Welcome. Hi.
- Ryan, party of two. - Beautiful.
Right this way, you guys. both: Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
* *
- How pretty is this, babe? Ooh, is that drinks?
- It is. - How we doing tonight?
- Good. - Good, my friend. How are you?
- I'm very blessed. Thank you.
- My friend, you guys have Malibu rum and Diet Pepsi?
- Yes, I do. - Oh, I'll do the same thing.
- With chips and salsa-- - And guacamole?
- And the guac, please. - Thank you.
- Appreciate it. - We're out, finally.
- We are. You made it today. - Yeah.
- You were all over the place today.
- I'm always all over the place.
I do need to slow down. There's so much going on.
I feel like everything is so busy.
- It's tough right now. Your divorce isn't final.
- Yeah, it is tough. - And it falls on you,
'cause you wanna keep the kids whole during all of this.
- I don't wanna make our date night a downer.
But we need to have this conversation.
I gotta figure out what the kids and I are gonna do.
Last year, we had a beautiful home.
Dom!
- My tooth came out! - What?
- Right now? - What?
- You just pulled your tooth out?
He just did that. - [laughs]
But then the owner of the home ended up selling the house.
So Gina helped me get into the perfect house.
It's big enough for my family.
But now we are being evicted.
- We talked to your landlord.
- I've been talking to my landlord
just to catch myself up on rent.
I feel like it was, like, a number of, like,
24,000 or something.
Since Will and I separated,
we have made very little progress in my divorce.
Unfortunately, it's taking Will a long time
to turn in financials.
He was responsible for the lion's share of the rent
and I was responsible for a small portion,
but then I started seeing a group text with Will and I
and the owner of the home saying,
"I received partial payment of the rent.
Are you gonna pay the rest of the rent?"
I feel like I'm asking you and my dad to catch me up,
but I still can't even breathe
because then the next month rolls around,
and my dad's footing my attorney bills.
The yoga studio doesn't pay enough for me to cover rent.
I get paid 50 bucks a class.
And Will is no longer working for the family.
So neither of us were able to pay rent.
- I would rather have you and the kids just move in with me.
- I know you say that.
But are you thinking this whole thing through?
- I think it's the next logical step.
It's, like, the path of least resistance.
- What if you and I fall apart? We can't stay.
I gotta figure it out again.
- Everything I hear you say is on the worst-case scenario--
- Yeah, because everything feels like that right now.
- What if you allow yourself to go to the other side
where you say, "What if it all works out like we planned?
And why wouldn't it work out?"
[sweet music]
- [exhales]
- We got this.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- I like it when you're fiery.
- * Oh-oh-oh, I don't wanna *
* Oh-oh-oh, I don't wanna *
[silverware rattling] - Hello.
- Do you guys have espresso martinis?
- [gasps] It's my favorite drink here.
- I'll try it. - Ooh.
[light chatter]
- Hi.
We match. - Oh, I barely fit in there.
- Thank you. - I'll--I'll do the same thing.
- So you know how on your Instagram page,
it, like, shows you things?
My whole explore page is mother-son first dances.
- So you must've liked something about mothers and--
- I know! But have you seen them?
Ones where it's, like, almost a goodbye,
giving your son over to this ho?
- Yeah, a ho.
[tense music]
So what happened with Shannon?
- Shannon and I barely speak.
And it's very nice of me to invite her to a party,
because I don't want her to be kicked when she's down,
and I don't want her to be left out.
- Yeah. - But now I'm the asshole?
I'm having a party, but I didn't wanna text you.
I wanted to call you because
Alexis Bellino is gonna be at this party.
Alexis and I are friends and have been for quite some time.
- I'll just think about it.
And I'll get back to you.
- OK, sounds good.
In any event, I always invite everyone.
I don't want people to feel left out.
- Hello.
- Hi!
- Do not get up. - I don't know if I can get up.
- [laughs] - I'm, like, smashed in here.
- You're smashed in. - Hi.
- You look so pretty.
- Oh, thank you. Good to see-- - It's like we coordinated.
Obviously, I have a long history with Alexis.
I'm figuring you out
because I don't know which person you are.
I hope you're that sweet, cool, great girl,
'cause that's the girl I wanna get to know.
- You saying that means a lot.
- Alexis has had probably the worst year of her life.
Her mother, who she was very, very close with, passed away.
She needs friends right now.
And I wanna provide that for her.
both: Hi. - How are you? I would love--
- Did you wanna get a drink started?
- An iced tea. - Iced tea?
- And then also a sparkling water.
- It's been a moment.
- Yeah. - It's good to see--
- So how are you? - Good.
- Well, you've had a lot of life changes.
- [laughs]
- Can I ask you about the ring
that John got you?
- She takes out her glasses.
- Oh, you have to get your glasses out?
- We're looking at jewelry.
- Yeah. - OK.
- [laughs] - What?
- It's very nice.
- November 18th is the day
that John Janssen walked into my life.
[serene music]
I met John at Quiet Woman.
Shannon does not own Quiet Woman.
I've been going there for over two decades.
But anyhoo, John walks in
and ends up sitting at my booth.
We tried to fight the feelings.
After week two, John and I knew that was it.
I don't know Shannon, not friends with Shannon.
And, unfortunately, your heart wants what it wants.
And here we are.
Take us or leave us.
Can I ask you something? - Yeah.
- This is gonna be hard for me because I don't wanna come in,
like, with you right now.
I--we should have probably had a conversation on the phone.
So I heard the podcast with Tamra.
- Somebody had written a story
that John was gonna be filming.
- I can't imagine John Janssen filming.
Like, what a doucher.
- Unfortunately, it really hurt my feelings.
Where did you get your information
about John with Shannon?
Did you go out with him? - I was there. I've been there.
I've been there for three years.
- (BLEEP) Gina.
Who the (BLEEP) does she think she is?
- OK, sweetie. OK, calm down.
- (BLEEP) her. She's not your friend.
We're done with her.
- That was a private conversation
he was having with his girlfriend
at the time, standing up for her.
- And also, you have to understand
that for three years, Shannon's been telling me
nothing except that he never pays for anything,
he takes advantage of me, he doesn't--
- Do you trust a drunk who just got a DUI?
You trust her opinion?
You've never heard John's side. - I'm not saying--
Alexis clearly feels the need
to come in and defend her man...
- The only thing I worry about for you,
as my friend--it's fast.
- Her man that she's been dating
for, like, what, a month now?
At this point, I know John better than you do.
- Yes, he is a douchebag.
Yes.
- All I ask is just give him a chance.
When you get to know him,
you're going to love him as much as I do.
He's my Johnny J.
- Yeah, the Johnny J rebrand is, like, mildly epic.
- That's my Johnny J. - Yeah.
- I don't think I've heard
a better rebrand since mayo went to aioli.
Johnny J? Love it.
- OK, wait. Can I ask you a question?
- Yes. - How do you feel
about seeing Shannon at her party?
- Here's the thing.
I have no ill will.
I just wanna squash the elephant in the room.
- Yeah.
- I feel like she's gonna spiral.
- I don't think she will.
- I'm just not gonna play into her spiraling.
[tense music]
- Coming up.
- I have your ex-boyfriend.
Move on. You don't like it?
- * Everything's on the line when you grind *
* Losing's not a option *
* You gotta hustle and go and get it *
- Hi there.
- Hi, how are you?
- Here to see Mike. - Come on in.
- All right. Thank you.
both: Hi.
- How have you been? - Good. How you doing?
- I-I-I'm doing well. - Good.
- I mean, I still struggle with everything that happened, but--
- Well, you know what?
We learn from these things, right?
Legally and personally.
So you were sentenced to three years of probation.
If you successfully complete probation,
we can petition the court
to let us withdraw your plea of no contest,
enter a plea of not guilty, and have your case dismissed.
- There's just the part of me that wants
to accept responsibility for what I did.
So, like, I don't wanna get any special favors.
- If you successfully complete probation,
that's something you and everybody else
has a right to petition the court for.
- As far as my punishment for the DUI,
the courts had me sign up for an alcohol school
that lasts for nine months.
And then I'm also doing 40 hours
of community service at my church.
And so that's been very good for me.
I never would drink and drive.
- Mm-hmm. - I mean, I lecture my kids.
I talk to my friends about it.
The stupidest thing that could happen to anyone
is getting a DUI, in today's world.
- Right.
- There's no reason for it. - Are you kidding me? None!
I mean, it's like I'm a complete hypocrite.
- If you're in the position, Shannon,
where you see another person who shouldn't drive
and you share your story,
or somehow stop them from driving,
all of a sudden, it makes this whole thing
worth something.
At a certain point, you have to say,
I know what I'm doing for myself
to learn and make myself a better person.
And I have to cancel out the noise.
I'm going to continue to grow.
And that's what the important thing is.
I'm holding myself accountable to myself.
I feel like my whole life is starting over.
So I just gotta keep moving forward.
Some days are easier than others, but thank you.
- Yep. Absolutely.
[upbeat music]
* *
- You look nervous. I'm shocked
that you're doing this because of your fear of needles.
Is that what you're nervous about?
- Yeah.
- So where are you gonna get this tattoo?
- I'm thinking--I'm thinking above my elbow.
- What if you meet a guy and he's like,
"Oh, I don't like tattoos on the arm"?
- I don't give a (BLEEP). - Oh, uh, hey.
- I don't care. - Watch the language.
You haven't seen Sophia in over ten years
because her dad would not sign the agreement
to allow her to film.
Have you talked to your dad at all?
- I'm not talking about Dad. - OK.
She has been living with me this entire time.
She is now 18 and getting ready to go to college.
- I can pretend to "wide" it.
- But it's too small. - I love it.
- It's so funny, 'cause Sophia's so chill.
You need to teach me how to do that winged eyeliner.
- You just take the pen, and then you do it.
- And she's just a very kind, kind soul.
Clearly, I'm not like that.
It's none of your ----ing business!
Shut up! Oh!
- Jesus. - I don't know!
Leave your boyfriend, you ----ing bitch.
She's such a good kid.
I don't know where the hell it came from.
- I hope not. [laughs uneasily]
- Hi. - Hello.
- Hi, I'm Sophia. - This is Sophia.
- Rico. both: Nice to meet you.
- This is my daughter. - You too.
- What'd you wanna get? - A moon.
- Can you AirDrop me that real quick?
- I want it, like, here. - Oh, cool.
- Both her brothers are covered in tattoos.
At first it bothered me.
And now I don't know.
I just really want my kids to be able
to express themselves how they want to.
I think with Ryan, I was so worried about
him getting all those tattoos
'cause times were different back then.
- [laughs]
[laughter]
- [shrilly] Why would you do that?
Nowadays, I only have one request.
You get a tattoo on your face, you're dead to me.
- And then I wanna get angel numbers--
111--on my wrist.
- So three ones? - Yeah.
- OK, let me print this up real quick.
- Every time I see 111, I always make the same wish,
that... maybe one day Sidney will come home.
[somber music]
[sniffles]
[sighs] I know you don't wanna talk about her.
- Not really.
* *
- I've always been super close to Sophia.
I was very close to Sidney.
My oldest daughter, Sidney, said,
"I don't wanna live with you anymore.
You've ruined my dad's life,"
left that day, and has not come back.
With Sophia, we talk all the time
and tell her that I love her all the time.
I'm so happy that you and Spencer are so close.
Did you ever think that you guys would be that close?
- No, I hated him... - I know.
- When I was younger.
- Unfortunately, Sidney's on Simon's side.
She doesn't really speak to any of us.
It's difficult.
It's like your child's dead,
but they're still alive.
Uh, you know me. I worry about a million things.
- You can keep them in your head and not talk about them.
Talk about them with your therapist.
- [laughs] I don't have a therapist.
- You know, I'm not your therapist.
[light laughter]
- How does this look?
- Yeah. - All right. Ready?
[upbeat music]
* *
Head down here. - OK.
Oh, that's not bad.
It just feels like
someone's dragging a needle across my skin.
- That's kinda what he's doing.
[laughs]
[chill music]
* *
- Meatball.
Should I give him a treaty treat?
- You always give him treats. [laughs]
- I'm Italian. I am a feeder. - [laughs]
- That's what we do.
You're just a good boy.
And you're the love of Mommy's life.
Nom, nom, nom.
So there is an available house. - Mm-hmm.
- And we should go look at it. - 'Kay.
- The intentions are that this will be temporary,
and this is just more space, and this is what I--we feel
that the kids need, and all that.
But, like, I am nervous.
- I mean, we worked 4 1/2 years
to build this nucleus of a family
that isn't a traditional family,
but it's a frickin' really awesome family.
And whether you think that it's fully pulling it apart or not,
it's pulling it apart for sure.
[uneasy music]
- My kids have been through so much
since my divorce with Matt.
And Travis has supported me
through some of the worst times of my entire life.
- Your ex was arrested in Orange County
on suspicion of domestic violence.
- But sometimes as a parent, you have to do the thing
that doesn't feel good
because you know that it's in the best interest of everybody,
even if it hurts.
I'm scared, 'cause it's like, we have to be able
to also communicate to the kids what this is.
And I don't wanna confuse the kids.
I just don't want them to think that we're breaking up.
- I mean, it just is what it is, that, you know,
unfortunately for them, they don't have a say in it.
We make this decision, and they live with it.
- Do you--you think... - And that's the reality.
- This is the right decision?
- I mean, I don't, but I think this is a decision
that has to be made.
- Are you mad at me about it?
- I'm not mad at you about it.
[clears throat]
[low tense music]
* *
It's gonna be what it's gonna be, so.
* *
[clears throat]
- I do value our family.
And I value our relationship.
And it's the most important thing to me.
So, like... [sniffles]
Like, even just you being willing to try this is, like,
a very clear indication of, like, how incredible you are.
And, like, that's why I don't wanna lose this.
[gentle music]
I just don't wanna lose you in the process of it, you know?
- Well, neither one of us has a crystal ball.
So I think we can be positive.
Go into it. - Yeah.
- And see what happens. - [sniffles]
- Coming up.
all: Cheers. - Welcome.
- Hi!
Can I get you a beverage?
- * If it's all right with you *
* I'ma step back and kiss myself *
- Hi, babe. - Hey.
- Where you goin'?
- I think.
- I will be cordial to her, and that's it.
- It's not a good relationship.
Honestly, it's very toxic. - Well--
- * 'Cause I'm feelin' myself *
- I bought a Givenchy dress.
And it's a little tight.
- I mean, you're so skinny. You're gonna look great.
- I'm really not in the mood for viciousness today.
I decided to go because I'm not going to appear weak.
Am I looking forward to it? Absolutely not.
Rather get a root canal. [drill whirs]
You know, and everyone's gonna wanna know--
[dramatically] Shannon, Alexis.
- * Is that all right with you, huh? *
* Is that all right with you? *
- I did it all on my own. - Uh-huh.
- Honey, are you sad you're not going today?
- Absolutely not.
- The only person I feel like,
eh, like--maybe might be off,
but it's just 'cause I haven't heard back from Gina.
Listen, I was allowed to bring one friend to brunch.
But I'm bringing Katie.
I know. I'm so sorry.
But she is new in the area,
and she needs to make friends.
And you already have so many friends.
- Who else is going?
- Um, Alexis Bellino.
- [softly] What?
- You have multiple personalities, Tamra.
- You are psychotic, Jesus Jugs!
- "Jesus Jugs"?
- So you and her are good?
- When we were in Las Vegas, BravoCon,
like, we made up, we talked.
- Don't get too close to Jesus Jugs.
[laughter]
OK? I don't trust her.
* *
- I need an espresso because I'm exhausted
because we had a sleepover last night.
- Wait, you're tired 'cause you had sex so many times?
Is that what you're talking about?
- Uh, we had a lot of--yeah.
[upbeat music]
both: Hi. - Hi.
- Oh, my God, you look so beautiful, Katie.
- Aw, thanks. You do too.
- Oh, my God. I'm in love with you.
- Oh, hi. - You look so good.
You're so pretty!
- Oh, thank you.
I met Gina because I was talking
to my friend Sutton about moving to Orange County.
And she said, "My friend Gina's an agent.
You should actually reach out."
So we met up and had coffee.
I love Gina's zest,
I guess you could say, for life.
- Colleen, this is Katie. both: Hi.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.
- She's myfriend.
I like that she is young.
She's my age.
39, girlfriend. Not 59.
I just wanna live in my youth a little longer.
- I'm gonna warn you,
Shannon had dated this guy, John Janssen.
- OK. Yeah. - They broke up.
- Mm-hmm. - So there's this other woman.
I don't know her. Her name is Alexis.
And they started dating. - Oh, no.
- And they are, like-- went from 0 to 100.
And Shannon's gonna be there today.
And so is Alexis.
- Oh, no.
- So can you fill me in on Shannon's headspace, please?
- Oh, man, I don't know. I don't know if anybody
could fill you in on what's going on in Shannon's head.
- No.
- I'm going in with an open heart and an open mind.
And I hope Shannon can.
I don't know what I'm walking into.
- I don't know either.
- Do I just lie like this so I don't get any lines?
Should I just go to the place like this?
I just don't wanna have any lines.
- If she starts spouting out about John,
I might have a problem.
- * Yeah, we lit, yeah, we lit, yeah, we lit *
* And we gon' turn the party out till the sun come up *
* Yeah, we lit, yeah, we lit, yeah, we lit *
* And we gon' turn the party out till the sun come up *
[indistinct chatter]
- Let me just see this really fast.
Yeah, I think that looks beautiful.
- It looks very nice. - I like it.
So let's put the glasses around.
I think I fixed most of these.
And make sure these are a little--not so close.
I know some people-- ahem, Emily--
think I'm crazy about my party details.
- I just ate some sand.
Is there dressing on this?
I'm surprised we didn't get branded
with HDs when we got here.
- At this party, there's no logos,
no initials of mine anywhere, no cucumbers, and no sand.
[upbeat music]
Hi, welcome.
Hi, friends.
- I haven't seen you in so long.
- Hi. Mwah. Hi!
- Hi. You look stunning.
- Hi. Hi. - Hey, you look amazing.
- You're so pretty. Hi. - Hi, honey.
This is Liz. - Hi, Liz.
- Liz, this is my girlfriend, Heather.
both: So nice to meet you. - I've heard so much about you.
- Thank you for coming.
- Ooh, what's going on here?
Oh, this is so fun.
both: Hi! - Mwah.
- How are you? - Hi. You look so beautiful.
- So do you. - This is so nice.
- Thanks. - So fancy.
both: Hi. - Heather, this is Katie.
- So good to finally meet you. - Hi.
We almost met at Sutton's house.
- We did. For half a brief second.
- Well, it's nice to meet you.
Sutton says great things about you.
- I adore her.
I've met Heather before very briefly.
But this is the first time that she's said hello back.
- What are we drinking?
- If they have sugar-free Red Bull, I would love that.
- A sugar-free Red Bull?
Got it. - Yes, thank you.
- I would love a martini, a dirty martini.
- You got it. Done and done. - Yeah, girl.
- It's my favorite.
- Dubrow knows how to do a party.
There's a lot of stations--
a lot, lot of stations.
- We have our lovely tarot card reader.
There's permanent jewelry over there.
Over there is the wishing wall.
- And instructions and things that you must do.
- Each lady gets three wishes.
And it'll be revealed later.
- Oh, they're revealed?
- They're anonymous, though,
so you could say whatever you want.
- Gotta be prepared to go to work at a Dubrow party.
[together] Cheers.
- Great to meet you guys. - Who did Jenn bring?
- Thanks for inviting me.
- Um, she brought her friend Liz?
- I don't know any of Jenn's friends.
- Mm.
Jenn called me over the summer, like, "I need your help.
I have to be out of my house in a week."
- You got the tower.
So this tells me things are changing for the good.
Just trust that it's changing for the good, OK?
- And now I'm cc'ed on all these emails
about her falling behind in the rent.
It's stressful for me because I vouched for her.
As a new real estate agent, any negative press is bad.
- Hi.
- And I need to meet--
I have never met your girlfriend.
- I don't know if Jenn is even aware that there is an issue.
- Jenn, this is Katie. both: Hi.
- Katie. both: Nice to meet you.
- Um.
- There's a time and a place for everything.
And this is not it.
Like, what am I supposed to be, like,
"Oh, Jenn, can you pass the crab leg?
How's your eviction going?"
- Hi! - Hi.
- We'll say hello to you.
- Hi! - No, no, no, no.
I was just following her in. [fabric rips]
Oop.
- No! [together] Oh!
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my God!
- I'm sorry!
Do you want me to send someone out for a hose, ya ho?
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi. - Hi!
both: Hi! - Hi!
- You look so pretty.
- Hi, gorgeous.
- How are you? - Stay--hi! How are you?
- Hi. - I'm good.
- Mwah. - Hi, you look beautiful.
- Tamra Barney! Oh, my gosh!
Have we had our downside? Yes.
- You, get the (BLEEP) out!
- Have we sh-- on each other? Yes.
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Get out! - Oh, that's mature.
But I'm so thankful for our friendship now.
And she patented them Jesus Jugs.
Thank you very much.
They are beautiful, aren't they?
- Gina's snag on my nylons.
- Oh, well, you know what? There's nothing better.
I love a ripped--ripped nylon.
- You do? - It's so sexy.
- Oh. - Hi.
- Oh, hi. - I'm Jenn.
- I'm Alexis. - Hi, I've heard about you.
- I've heard about you too. - How are you?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to finally meet you.
- I know. I love your outfit.
You look gorgeous.
- You want a champagne or espresso martini?
- I'll do the espresso martini. - OK.
- I wanna hear about your lunch.
- Oh, yeah. There's so much to tell.
Do you drink?
- Have I had a drink or two? Yeah.
- Do you ever feel like maybe
just sobriety is the best thing for you?
- I don't do it that often.
- But she said she doesn't drink anymore.
- She told me she has a maximum of two drinks.
- Per hour?
[tense music]
Oh, it's for specific people.
- I don't really know many people.
- That's OK.
You could give two wishes to one person.
- [laughs]
both: Cheers. - Cheers.
- Hi!
- Can I get you a beverage?
- What is that?
- These toppers, they kind of dissolve.
- It congeals. - That looks like a big...
[laughter] - Loogie.
- Loogie in my drink. - Oh, my God.
- I spit it back in. Should I still drink it?
It's fine. I drink after my dog.
- So who's missing right now?
Is it just Shannon?
- Yes.
[hip-hop music]
- After my DUI,
I've really kept a close circle around me.
And I haven't ventured out of that yet.
So I don't know where everyone stands with me at this point.
I don't know if people are gonna be judging me.
Who is comfortable walking into the unknown?
But I'm not afraid.
Not afraid.
* *
- I have heart palpitations from this.
I need a propranolol.
- OK, so Shannon's here?
- Right. Shannon's here.
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - You look beautiful.
[tense percussive music]
- OK, so Shannon's here?
- Right, Shannon's here. - Hi. How are you?
- You look beautiful. - Oh, thank you.
Good to see you.
- This is so weird.
- There's some appetizers going around.
- I already love all your vendors.
- And there's a 360 photo booth outside.
- All right. Let's do it.
- Wait, what am I supposed to do?
- Oh, I'm so bad at this.
- I'm telling you, if I divorce Shane,
that mother----er would date a 25-year-old hot chick.
- Yeah, that sucks. That sucks.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you?
- Good. You look beautiful. - You look pretty.
- You look so good. - Good to see you.
Thank you. - Hi.
- Hello. - Hi.
You good? Ya good? - Emily.
- You're good? Ya good? - I'm good. I'm good.
- Ya good? - Good.
- I'm Katie. - Hi, how are you?
- Nice to meet you. I love the dress.
- I'm Shannon. Oh, thank you.
Nice to meet you too. - It's beautiful.
- Look at your boobs in there, Shannon.
- Well, I had to, like, do this.
- Yeah. It's working.
- It's a lot of stuff going on...
- It's good. - In there.
- Let me just...
- So how've you been? - Look how tiny you are.
- Good. - How's Travis?
- He's good. I'm uncomfortable for you.
- It's OK. - It's OK?
- I don't care. - OK.
- Like, I'm out of my relationship with John.
And I'm grateful that I'm out of it.
- When's your boyfriend's birthday?
- October 30th.
- Scorpio. - He is.
- So you just have to encourage him for good communication.
That's always the-- - He's the best communicator.
- Oh, that's good.
- I got a DUI.
That has been just the most humiliating, shameful--
I've literally been in the darkest time
that I've ever been, and I think
that maybe this had to happen for me
to literally cut it clean and never go back, you know?
- I, yeah--I mean, um, that's-- I mean, you look great.
You obviously are making good changes--
- Thank you. I'm trying. - You do look really good.
- I'm trying. - And I--you know,
I never want anything bad for you.
- You and I had some really good, fun times together.
And I just hope we can go there.
- I know, but I just never know where we are.
And last year really, like... - I understand.
- Threw me for a loop, because I thought--
- And I apologize for any and everything
that I did to hurt you... - Thank you.
- Because I don't wanna hurt people.
- I literally can't believe this is happening, honestly.
I never expected Shannon to apologize to me.
I don't even really know what to do with this.
You're doing great. You hold your head high.
- Yeah. - And you'll get through it.
I've no idea what version of Shannon Storms Beador we are on
at this point, if it's Shannon 2.0, 3.0, 10.0, 12.0.
But whichever version this is, I hope it sticks.
You look really ----ing good.
- Thank you. - Like, really good.
We've known each other for seven years.
- I know. - And even though I'm like,
"We never got along," I still feel, like, protective.
- Thank you. - And this is not--
- It's really not OK. - Yeah.
- I don't know what else I can do.
- Yeah. - I think I should just walk up
to her right now and say, "Can we have a chat?"
- All right. That's so brave.
Good for you, though. - Why not?
- Yeah. - Should I do it outside?
- Yeah, but in good lighting.
* *
- Did you do this, Katie?
- Yeah, but I don't know many people, so--
- I know. So make something up.
- You have to do it. - I did. I did.
- Make it about yourself or make it--oh, hi.
- Hi there. - Hi, Shannon.
[laughs] - Can we have a chat outside?
Do you mind? - Oh, sure.
both: OK. - Perfect.
- All right. You'll be OK.
You got this.
* *
- Is it wrong to watch?
- Is there shade? It's flippin' hot.
- Do you have a listening device?
- No. Do you read lips?
- I do. I read lips.
- OK, stand over here.
- I speak Spanish, English, and lips.
- Can we just move that to that shade part, somebody?
- This is probably going to be a long conversation.
- I don't think so.
- Oh, excuse us. - Excuse me! Pardon me!
Don't mind us. We're reading lips.
[clanking]
- No, that's too far. No.
- That's too far. - No. No.
- Hold on. Hold on, babe.
Hold on. I'll help you.
Ready? Lift up.
- Lift up. both: We got it.
- Yeah, we got it.
- They're going way over there.
- Wait, if I go like this, I can see.
- This is what I love. - Shut up.
- This man worked them both. - Shh.
- And now they're out there and they gotta scrap?
- Is that fair? - It's a joke. No.
It's not fair. It's ridiculous.
I've heard the word on the street,
but I don't care how big John Janssen's penis is.
I just don't care about John Janssen
and his anaconda honestly.
Ew.
- So hi.
I don't wanna, like, get into a deep conversation with you.
But there are a couple of things
that I would like to say.
I've been upset that you were involved
in the lawsuit where your husband sued me.
And as a single mom for three years,
I don't wanna tear up, but for three years,
I went through such emotional and financial difficulty.
- Shannon's not letting her talk.
Alexis is just nodding. - Oh, Alexis is getting mad.
- She doesn't look happy. - I'm telling you,
she goes from 0 from 100 like that.
- I lost $300,000 defending myself
for something that I didn't even do.
And you started the lawsuit
by sending me a cease and desist letter.
Like, so in my eyes, you're part of it, Alexis.
- That's not good. Shaking--shaking her head no.
- I can be in a room with you, but I'm just--
I'm not interested in being best buddies.
And I hope you can understand that.
- [clears throat softly]
I'm not asking to be best buddies.
I know this is uncomfortable for both of us
when you're the ex and I'm the new.
[tense music]
- I'm not interested in being best buddies.
And I hope you can understand that.
- [clears throat softly]
I'm not asking to be best buddies.
I know this is uncomfortable for both of us
when you're the ex and I'm the new.
- Oh. - Oh, wait.
- Now Alexis is talking. - Alexis is talking.
- Wait, Alexis looks very calm, though.
[drink sloshes] Oh, sh--.
- Oh, my God, Emily! - I spilled again. I'm sorry.
- What'd you do again?
- Can I have some napkins, please?
- The lawsuit--if you go back
to any court documents and anything else,
show me the proof of my name being on anything,
because Jim and I had been divorced for six months...
- Right. - When he sued you.
We're no longer--nope. It's my turn to talk.
I didn't speak-- I didn't speak when you spoke.
- O-OK. Understood. - It's my turn.
It's my turn. - OK, well, you're--
yeah, we're getting a little angry now, but OK.
- No. At this point, I'm baffled.
None of it's the root of the problem.
The root of the problem is
you're mad that I have the boyfriend.
And you're not gonna win the battle with him.
You will not.
- Keep going, Alexis. - That's--
- I'm--I'm listening. - That wasn't angry at all.
- I'm listening. - I'm--
- Oh, my God, you're, like, spread-eagle to the boats.
- I can see--I can see both of them now.
- You're giving everyone a show, Emily.
- Hi.
I love to meet people in a situation like this.
- [laughs] - I'm Katie.
- This is Tamra Judge! - Hi, Katie.
You are beautiful. I love your outfit.
- This is quite fun to watch.
Who doesn't love a little bit of tea?
But this is, like, the NFL of tea.
- I had nothing to do with it.
Tamra knows I wasn't involved.
I don't know why you think I was.
- You sent Tamra and I a cease and desist letter.
It was your signature.
And I will dig it up.
- Move on. - It was--
- Oh, sh--. - This is stressful.
- This is so stressful. I'm not even involved.
- Are we really gonna rehash things three years ago?
Or do we wanna live in the-- - Are you--are you gonna--
are you gonna write me a check for $300,000?
- Pfft. [laughs]
- Because that is what I lost.
And John was there during that whole time,
knowing the anguish that I went through.
That's a lot of money to lose, Alexis.
- Show me the letter. Dig it up.
Show me the letter with my signature on it.
- So you--oh, so you don't think you wrote it?
- Show me the letter, Shannon. - OK. All right.
- Because I think what the real issue
is here is that I have your b--ex-boyfriend.
That's what the real issue is. So guess what.
Move on. - OK. OK, Alexis.
- We're moving forward in this relationship.
Either--look. Here's what's gonna happen.
I'm not gonna talk to you any more about that court case
that has already been buried and done.
I'm done with it. If you-- - I still am out money!
It's not done for me. - That's fine.
- It's never done!
- You're never gonna get a dollar from me.
If you don't like it, there's the door, Shannon Beador.
I'm not talking any more about this.
- OK, just so you know--
- I'm not talking about it anymore, Shannon.
Move on. - Take John Janssen and I--
- Move on!
- I thank you for taking him from me, Alexis.
- And I'm thankful that he left you.
* *
- Perfect.
- OK, scatter like cockroaches! It's over.
- (BLEEP) her. (BLEEP) her.
* *
- This season on
"The Real Housewives of Orange County"...
- Shut the (BLEEP) up!
- Welcome to Big Bear, girls.
[all screaming]
[Big Ben chimes]
- I've never been to London.
- [British accent] Go have a spot a tea?
- Oh! - [squeals]
- Go, go!
all: Shots! Shots!
- Have you met Heather? - I have.
- I want them to get along.
- Oh, I wouldn't go up against Heather.
- I didn't lie.
- You did. [all gasp]
- Heather looks at me like the big girl.
I was singled out. - Oh.
- You decided to drive your car into a house, drunk.
- You need to stop.
- I need to stop what? Uncovering your bullsh--?
- There's a lot more, and if she wants
to go toe-to-toe, I'm ready.
- It's just hard to watch you moving out of ourhouse.
- You made this decision.
- You're mad at me, she's mad at me,
Travis is mad at me.
Everybody's ----ing mad at me.
If she stays with him, it will ruin her life.
- We are engaged!
- How's the FBI going for you? - Stop.
- FBI? What?
- $16 million into his account,
he didn't know where it came from?
- Everything is the Lord's plan.
- You have no idea about John Janssen.
You have no idea.
- We never wanna take someone down like this.
- If that's true, that's ----ed.
- What happened?
- I'm telling you it will ruin her life.
- He's a monster. She's such a piece of sh--.
- It's like sitting at a table with a ----ing bomb
just waiting for it to ----ing explode.
- This is--this is not the way we treat women!
- We don't stoop to this level. That's not who we are.
- This is who we are.