- Previously on
"The Real Housewives of Orange County"...
- Whoo! - Yes!
- Gina ends up being athletic, which really pisses me off
because all she does is sit around and eat gummy bears.
I thought it would be a good idea
if we played flag football.
- I invited everyone.
- Does that mean Alexis is going?
- She will be there.
- I have your ex-boyfriend. So guess what.
If you don't like it, there's the door, Shannon Beador.
- There is an available house.
If we keep things the way we are,
we could potentially break up.
Travis is still getting dragged down
by his baggage and his ex through this divorce.
- I'm sorry you're going through that.
- I've gotta get with Gina.
I rented the house. She found it.
- Yeah. Right. - Then we get evicted.
- Emily told me that she didn't even have a credit check
because you vouched for her. - Yes. I'm pissed about it.
- I would be mortified. Jenn ruined your reputation.
- You did not pay your rent.
This is my brand-new career.
- You probably shouldn't have gone running your mouth
about my personal business... - I didn't.
- To all of our friends. - You won't even let me talk.
- I'm sitting across from you.
- I'm not gonna do it. - You're a ----ing joke.
- Don't ----ing run me over with your bullsh--.
I don't have time for this bullsh--.
(BLEEP) this girl. (BLEEP) this girl.
[tense music]
[line trilling]
- Hello?
- Oh, my God, Emily.
I met up with Jenn, and I am in utter shock
of how this woman just is choosing
to handle this situation.
Utter shock.
[line trills]
- Well, you look pretty. - I do?
Well, I need to, like, bend your ear for a second.
- Yeah.
- So I met with Gina, and she just started firing at me like,
Jenn, you keep your hair done,
and you get your tracks tightened,
but you don't pay your ----ing rent?
- I'm really sorry, Jenn.
And I've been there in my divorce.
I mean...
- I vouched for her with this other agent
to get her in the house.
And now she severed that relationship.
It cost me $50,000.
- I don't even have a judgment yet.
The divorce is still not final.
I do not even have temporary support.
I feel bad, Shannon,
but at the end of the day,
as a woman who's lived in a casita,
I thought she would understand.
- She's like, you out of all people should sympathize.
It's like, yeah, and I'm actually in a situation
where I'm not waiting on a check from my ex.
When I went through my divorce, I downsized.
I did live in a casita.
This is my bedroom and my living room.
- It's cute, Gina. It's like a studio.
- You have a lifestyle, and you have a marriage.
And when that is over, that comes with sacrifice.
And she isn't even willing to downsize her home
when she clearly can't afford it.
- You gotta move away from the ding-dong.
- There's so many here!
- Just let them live in Ding-Dong Land.
- Yeah.
I am no longer here to try and educate Jenn
how not to be an idiot.
- It is not my doing.
The only money I have is what Will gives me.
- I'm happy to communicate.
She just needs to stay long enough
to have the conversation.
- Jenn, I'll see you at the beach on Saturday,
I'm sure, in full glam.
- In full glam, full hair extensions.
Malibu broke Barbie.
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
* *
- All right, do I look like I'm ready to play football?
- Yes.
- I can't imagine what stupid costume
Shannon's gonna show up in.
- [laughs] I'm scared.
- Okay, now that we have permanent Teflon coating--
- She'll have black under her eyes.
- Probably.
- Hi, I'm here. [laughter]
- Practice-- my football-throwing arm
in case I have to do a lateral.
- I would like to be around Shannon and just be cordial.
- Oh, man. - Okay.
- That thing--that didn't work. - No, that did not work.
- We can interact-- nothing deep.
- According to Tamra, I'm a horrible person
and a horrible friend.
Hopefully Alexis and Tamra won't be on my team.
- Oh, this isn't on.
This is off.
This isn't on. [laughter]
* *
[bike bell rings]
- Oh, you get to carry this.
- All by myself? - Yes.
- God, what have you got? - A lot.
* *
How are you?
- I just need, like, a skinny margarita.
Can you do that?
- Flag football is a great way to get all this tension out.
Like, clearly, how women do it is not working.
- You're not a good person. - All right.
- You're a ----ing joke. - Thank you. Goodbye.
- He's a good ----ing guy. Did you ever think about that?
- I'm at this point with our friendship.
- So like, let's just beat each other up and then walk away.
* *
- Hi. - Hi!
- You're just in time. - Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Hi. - Hi.
- Thanks for coming. - Hi!
- Do you want a margarita? - Yes.
Are you having a margarita? - Yeah, I have two somewhere.
That one's mine, and that one's mine.
- That's the only way I can prepare
for playing flag football.
I would not call myself athletic.
I was a figure skater for ten years.
I went to ISI Worlds, got silver.
But, I mean, I quit when I was a sophomore in high school.
- Hi. This is so cute. - How are you?
You're the ref. - I know, look.
- Would you like to wear your ref shirt?
- I have one.
- Do you know anything about flag football?
- Oh, you don't even know what I know.
Apparently there is no designer referee shirt.
It's polyester.
Sad, but I put it on top of something, and I tied it--
gave it some flavor.
- You were right. - Told you.
- Emily said Heather would come as a referee.
- I knew that she would like a whistle.
[whistle blows] - Ooh-ooh!
- Okay, see, there are different pitches--it's good.
- It's right up her alley.
She probably uses a whistle in, like, her daily life.
I'm sure she's, like, get the (BLEEP) up.
Go to work. Make money, Terry.
[imitates whistle blowing]
- Do I have lipstick on my teeth?
- A little, yeah. - Here, here.
- Hi, hi. How are you? - Hi.
- Hi, Jenn. Good to see you.
Mwah. - Hi.
- This is fun. - Thanks for coming.
- Oh, God, thanks for having me.
- Yeah, I was like, let me bring the leper in my life.
- Ketel and something.
- Where'd you get that? - Over there.
- Oh, okay.
- I'm trying to walk in and keep my wits about me
and stay calm.
I feel a little pissed at Gina.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
I guess I would say I'm a little bit uneasy to see her.
- Come on, let's warm up!
- Lot of squats!
- But, honestly, I don't care.
I just don't want to be on Gina's team.
- * I'm feeling confident, strong as *
all: Cheers.
- Somebody needs to rub my butt later,
because I'm gonna be so sore.
- Oh, Shannon Beador has a costume.
- Whoo! - Come on.
- It's fine. Hi. - Hi.
both: How are you?
- All right, listen, - She's gonna do a--
- So we're gonna do like junior high.
[whistle blows] - Oh, God.
- Already?
- I'm gonna pick first, then Tamra's gonna go.
Gina K. - Yeah!
[cheering] - Jennifer.
[cheering]
- Shannon Beador. - Alexis.
- Yay! [whistle blows]
- I wasn't planning to have everyone
who has an issue with the other person to be on opposite sides.
But I figured if they were on the same team,
that was gonna be really awkward.
- Jodie Silver. - Katie.
- I wasn't last.
- I'm just looking for really cute girls on my side.
That's all I want-- the hot-girl club.
- Okay, now we have the teams. You can make team shirts.
Come up with a name, and then we'll go play flag football.
- What's something that's a theme that we all kind of have?
- The Mom Squad.
- Team Hot Mom? - Badass Moms.
- Killers?
- The Dominators? The Destroyers?
- I like Destroyers.
- Okay, let's be the Destroyers.
- Can we do Team Love?
- Okay, Team Love.
- T-Love. - That's so boring.
- Maybe we should be Team Forgiveness and Acceptance.
- Vetoing that. That's a terrible name.
[whistle blows] - I love you.
- Katie, what have you been up to?
- Still getting used to Newport Beach.
I really like it. - Where'd you move from?
- Just San Diego--Del Mar. - Oh. That's still a move.
- Yeah. - How old are your kids?
- My daughter is 19, almost 20.
My sons are 17, 14, and 6.
- Are all your kids with your husband?
- No, only one is with my second husband.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah.
- Great. - Yeah.
My ex-husband and I were married for ten years.
I got divorced, thinking, I'll just be a dog mom.
Like, I'll adopt a bunch of dogs
and live on a farm in Georgia.
Like, nobody wants a woman with three kids.
And then I met this wonderful man
that thought it was so endearing
that I had three kids and loved my motherly instinct.
- I don't really know how it works.
- Press the button.
Does it tickle? - [cries]
- You don't like it? - Uh-uh.
[squeals] - [laughs]
- Okay, maybe we'll just go back
to the regular toothbrush.
So it was perfect.
- I was gonna ask, um, have you talked to Gina at all?
- Uh-uh.
Why? What's going on?
- Gina, she helped me get into the last house.
- Gina was your real estate agent.
- Yeah. And rent wasn't being paid.
I don't have the means to cover rent like that.
And she's like, you're a ----ing joke.
I'm out of here. Pay your ----ing bills.
- She said this to you? - Yeah, and so--
- Is this animosity here now between you two
and we're here right now? - Yeah.
- One of us should run the shay-shay,
and one of us should run the streaking.
Oh, you guys practiced? - Yeah.
- So shay-shay--you go straight and then cut.
- Okay. [laughter]
- Oh.
- Streaking, you just go all the way to the end zone.
- Taking your top off is optional.
- [laughing] - I'm, like, scared now.
- She said I'm, like, ruining her reputation.
- Wow. - I didn't move into the house
thinking, I'm just not gonna pay my bills.
- Well, I know that she's a new real estate agent
and she's worried about her reputation.
- Of course.
- I see both sides to this situation,
because Jenn is not divorced yet
and she hasn't gone through the financials.
So she thought he was gonna pay, and he didn't.
However, I understand what Gina is saying.
Like, don't move into a house that you can't afford.
Hopefully you guys can have a conversation
and, like, be real, woman to woman here.
- [whispering] Did Alexis talk about her sex life with John?
- Heather told me she did.
She said four times a day. - What?
- A true lady does not talk about her sex life,
but it's been two today. [laughs]
And we still have tonight to go.
So it could be two or three more tonight.
- You have sex four times a day?
- That's exhausting.
- It's so inappropriate.
- I would die if I had to have sex four times a day.
I'd ----ing hide in the closet. [laughter]
- Let's just be realistic.
Can someone 62 really have sex 4 times a day?
What pill are you taking?
[whispering] So can I tell you something?
Okay, I've been working out with Steven, my trainer.
We trained with him the other night.
I've known him--we're approaching six years.
And so I introduced John to him.
And guess who was at that little gym that's my gym
30 minutes before we got there--
- Oh, they were both there? - Yeah.
- He took her with him? - He's taking her to my--
- Can you find another gym?
Stay the (BLEEP) away from mine.
- Yeah. Like, there are certain things you have to let go.
Anybody would be upset.
I don't care if I hadn't worked out there in four years.
I still wouldn't ----ing want my ex-boyfriend
now claiming my gym.
- John, I introduced to my trainer,
and he's bringing Alexis to my gym now.
- There are so many ----ing places
to work out in Orange County.
Look around.
Everybody has a ----ing six-pack.
Find a new gym, bro.
- Like, what are they trying to do?
Find another gym.
- Okay. - [laughing]
- Coming up...
- This woman won't even return my calls.
- They return mine.
- So, yes, she's gonna return your calls
because she represents the woman in the house
[whistle blows] - Okay, let's go play.
- Gina! - Okay, we gotta go.
We gotta play. - We're coming for you.
- I'm ready. - Are you?
- No. - Once you run--
- Girl-- - I don't run.
I try to--I spend all my time avoiding running.
- That's not true, because you went to the gym.
My trainer--our trainer--
John's trainer told me that you guys were there
and you throw a football really good.
- Thank you for that. - He's like--
- But now I just heard about this.
- Oh, I was like-- - So you go to this gym now.
- Well, yeah, because John goes there--I train with him.
So I have my own trainer.
- That doesn't make you uncomfortable, though?
- She hasn't been there for six ----ing months.
- Really? - No!
- Well, there's different sides...
- I know. - Of the story.
- All right, let's go! [whistle blows]
- It's John's gym.
And by the way, you can't call it your gym
unless you bought the place.
Do you own it?
- Tamra, can you throw?
- I'm competitive, bitch. You better get in this game.
- I can't with her trying so hard.
I'm so friendly with everybody.
- Jumpy, jumpy.
- She just brought it up to me because she said, I heard
you throw the football good-- you were just at my gym.
- Wait, she called it "my gym"? Are you ----ing kidding me?
- She said "my trainer," and I was like--
- Wait, what? - Yeah.
- My trainer--our trainer-- John's trainer--
- I'm typically fun, and I just--it's like--it's just--
[whistle blows] - All right, here we go!
All right, team!
all: Our name is Team Love. We're here to hug.
We're gonna take you down all the way to the ground!
Ha!
- The only thing I know about football
is Matt Ryan blowing it for the Falcons,
because I'm from Atlanta.
- I know nothing about football
except Taylor Swift's boyfriend plays.
- I do not watch it. I think it's boring.
- All that really matters is you look good doing it, people.
Just gotta look good.
- I have no idea how to play flag football.
- It's a dumb game. I don't understand it.
- My strategy is to just survive.
- One, two, three. [all shout]
- Emily and Gina, they're strong allies
we can destroy.
- Gina likes to sit on the couch and eat gummy bears.
- I'm not hypercompetitive, but, like, I tend to win.
- Get in formation!
- Is that how it works? - We gotta get closer.
- Go right. [whistle blows]
- Go! - Get that! Get that!
- Oh! [whistle blows]
- Penalty!
There's no tackling in flag football.
You just pull the tag.
You don't pull the whole belt.
[whistle blows]
- Get it! - Oh!
- Katie's really, really giving a good effort here.
- Yeah! [whistle blows]
- 1-0.
- When I say hut, hut, hike, Jodie, you're gonna shay-shay.
Emily, you're gonna to do the streaker.
Shannon, you're gonna do
whatever the (BLEEP) you want to do.
[dynamic music]
[cheering, whistle blows]
- Sorry about the sand in your face, bitch.
- Touchdown!
- Beador.
- No, she got her flag pulled. - She caught it.
- She got her flag pulled, I thought.
[light music]
* *
- Oh, that hurts.
One more thing Alexis took from Shannon.
[whistle blows]
Touchdown! - Yes, Beador!
- Whatever. She needs a win.
- ----er, I broke a ----ing nail.
- Stop the game! Stop the game! - Oh.
- I got no nail polish, no nails.
- That's all right. You're fine!
Get back in the game. You're fine.
- Stop the game! - Okay, go.
* *
- Oh.
[indistinct shouting]
- Spin! Spin!
[whistle blows]
[cheering]
- Love doesn't win.
- That's why I said we should be called MILFs.
- Destroyer wins in the end, and Love sucks.
[laughs]
There's no ----ing love, just ----ing destroy.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
- Do I look okay for winter-formal pictures?
I'm literally going to my son's winter-formal pictures...
- Yes. - Like this.
- But I look like I just played football.
- You did. - I did.
- But just change your clothes. You'll be fine.
- Bye, guys. Good job. Everybody was amazing.
Bye. Thanks for kicking my ass.
- Have fun tonight. - Bye, guys.
- Why do you pick these things that make us hurt and ugly?
- Am I the topic of conversation over there?
- Where? - I'm sure it's me.
- Oh, it's Jenn? - I think it's Jenn.
- Why?
- Because of Gina, I think.
- Do they all know about it? - They do now.
- From what I gather from Jenn,
Jenn in the moment was surviving.
She didn't know what to do.
But Gina has the right to be angry.
She burned this bridge with this realtor.
So I can see both sides.
But I don't think it's anyone's fault.
- Jenn and Gina need to talk and communicate.
- Definitely.
- I'm not thrilled, obviously, about the way
that that hap-- that conversation happened
and how we left it. - Me either, Gina.
I just felt like, of any of us, you've been in a hard spot.
- Which is why I helped you.
- I think you misunderstand. I don't have a judgment.
So you keep telling me to figure out and hustle.
In the three years that I separated,
I never questioned my rent being paid.
- No matter what the situation was, I'm sympathetic to it.
I understand there's a problem there with your ex or whatever.
But you signed a contract, and you have bills to pay.
- I'm more aware of that than you are.
So all I owe you is the apol-- thank you for helping me.
- No, no, no, no, no. No.
This burnt me bad, Jenn. - Okay.
- I put someone in a home
that wasn't paying their bills, Jenn.
I had a very good relationship with this agent.
This woman won't even return my calls.
This is a very-- - She return--they return mine.
- Yeah, she's gonna return your calls
because she represents the woman in the house
that you're squatting in.
[dramatic music]
- Coming up...
- Have you met Heather? - I have.
- There's been a couple things that have happened.
- I wouldn't go up against Heather.
- This woman won't even return my calls.
- She return--they return mine.
- Yeah, she's gonna return your calls
because she represents the woman in the house
that you're squatting in.
[tense music]
- I'm squatting? - You were!
- You are a squatter. You're a squatter.
- Until you got asked to leave. - Okay, guys.
- We don't have to use that word.
- Come on. - I'm not a squatter.
I was freaking the (BLEEP) out.
- I wish you would have called me, though, Jenn,
as a friend. - You know what? I was--
- Because I was freaking the (BLEEP) out too.
- I'm sorry. I didn't even know.
- I'm just gonna speak from the outside.
I think that Jenn married Will very young,
and Will took care of you.
- Everything. And that's on me.
- He took care of everything. - That is on me. I'm learning.
I'm learning.
And I had no access to anything.
- What am I-- you know what I mean?
- Why do you feel so judgy about it?
- Because you could do things legally.
You could go into court.
- She's saying she didn't know.
- It's scary to be 46 and try to figure out
how to do things that people learn in their 20s.
- I've never had a credit card in my name.
And I never knew what fear was, stress was.
This is a new spot for me.
I want to stand on my own two feet.
I don't want to not know finances.
I don't want my car not being paid.
Sh--. - Did it get repossessed?
- No, I got rid of it.
- You're upside down $24,000.
Maybe it's time I just give you my car, I go get a new car,
and roll the negative into my payment.
- So Ryan absorbed the deficit? - $24,000.
- They just added on to his payment.
- The negative is gone. - Yeah.
- You need to make changes
so that you're in the driver's seat.
- Because what happens when Ryan gets mad
that he absorbed that $24,000 debt?
- If something were to happen with Ryan,
I literally am homeless, and I do not have a car.
- Right, but let's fix that now.
- I never thought you're a bad person.
I understand you're in a point in your life
where you have to be selfish, because I've been there too.
I've literally said that, you know?
So I get it.
I just got a little burnt by it.
I'm still in the scary zone too.
Travis is moving out.
[voice breaking] So I have a lot going on
that I feel like I am very--
- Travis is moving out? - You know? Yeah.
- It's okay. It's okay. - What is going on?
- We can't afford a house, like, the size that we need.
And I don't want to make a bad financial decision.
It's like, at this time when I'm, like--
I really have to button down.
You know, we both got destroyed by these divorces.
And I'm rebounding,
and he's working so hard to move forward, but--
- He has to go to court, pay more money.
- He has to go to court.
- I knew something was going on with Gina and Travis.
- Trav's ex makes everything so difficult.
My co-parenting relationship with Matt is so great.
And so I can keep building, building, building.
And I feel like it's just hard for Trav too,
because he keeps getting kind of pulled back.
- I really like how mature Gina is being
with all of this change in her life.
I am very impressed by her.
- It's my decision, yes, because what happens is,
it's hard.
It's like, I'm moving forward financially.
Now I have a little extra.
And I can spend it on vacation or my kids,
but then I don't--how do you spend on three but not six?
And then I have guilt, and I--
and then I'm holding back from mine,
and then it's built resentment there.
- Okay, so you're not breaking up.
- That's not my intention, but, like, I don't know
if we're gonna be able to sustain it.
- I know nobody that has lived together for four years,
then said, oh, by the way, you need to move out,
but we're gonna still stay together.
No, it doesn't make any sense to me.
- Even though I-- I've moved forward a lot,
I'm still in it too. - Mm-hmm.
- So, like, I had to be selfish in this moment too.
- Yeah, I didn't know. I'm sorry.
- And I get why you are.
I made harsh comments to you, Jenn, and I am sorry.
Like, I don't want bad for you.
I want good things for you. - Thank you.
- I do. - I want good things for you.
- Okay, guys, I have some awards,
if you would all like to partake.
- Game on. - We'll do it.
- I feel unsettled in my relationship.
And so this situation with Jenn
has been extra stressful for me.
Can I give you a hug? Really, I'm sorry, Jenn.
I want for her to take responsibility
for herself and her situation.
And, also, side note-- please don't run me over
with your bullsh-- next time.
- Okay, I have awards. [whistle blows]
Thank you.
Okay, MVP, most valuable player--
I'm gonna give to QB 1. - Gina, yeah.
- Yeah. [cheering]
- And it is least valuable player--
- Uh-oh. - Oh, that's nice.
- Who should that be? - I mean, I would say the ref.
[laughter]
- By the way, (BLEEP) off.
- Okay, you tried.
- I'll just give it to Jenn. - Thank you. I tried.
You ----ing failed life, but you tried.
- General. - You tried.
- You tried to play. You tried to pay rent.
You tried to drive a Range Rover.
Not really working out, but you tried.
Here's your award.
All right. Shut up! [whistle blows]
Shut up! [whistle blows]
[laughter]
- Coming up...
- There's something here that's just not
functioning right because the children needed more space.
- I think you have to stop saying
this is about the children, because, honestly,
[upbeat music]
* *
- Oh, so tight. [car door closes]
[laughing] I can't get out.
My goodness. Good thing I lost weight.
I couldn't fit through here last year.
- Stop it. You look great. - Goodness.
- I'm excited to watch you model.
- Hi.
- Welcome to Brystan Studios.
We have some champagne and Pellegrino for you,
if you want any.
If you follow me, I can take you back to the wardrobe room.
- I will take the champagne,
and if you have shots of tequila too.
- I could have champagne, but I'm not gonna in the day.
- So my 15-year anniversary with Shane is coming up.
The man has everything he could ever want,
and he would only want, like, car parts or something, anyway.
So I feel like the best gift to give him
is just the gift of me.
I think it'll be fun, and it will embarrass him.
[chuckles]
- This is the wardrobe room. - Oh, wow.
- Make yourselves at home. - This is so fun.
Shannon and I have always had ups and downs,
but Shannon being with me during this boudoir shoot,
it's just such a bonding moment.
- Well, I'm flattered that Emily wants me there.
Goodness knows, like, she's a sexy gal.
I wonder how naked she's gonna be.
Is Shane a lingerie person?
- Yeah, but I feel like it's more memorializing
kind of, like, this journey I've been on.
- You look amazing, Emily.
I think it's great that you're doing this.
- Thank you.
Like, I've done this before when I was heavier,
like, probably 40 pounds heavier,
and I had a lot more confidence.
But I've gotten to the point
where it's almost obsessive.
Like, it's every day. Like, I work out every day.
And Shane's like, why don't you take a break?
- A day off, yeah.
- Why don't you have a rest day? And I don't.
I feel like it's a little bit of an internal battle.
I mean, I've never been thin.
I mean, I did struggle a little bit, like, in high school
because I was always taller
and I weighed more than other girls.
- Anyone who works out more than a few times a week
is kicking ass.
- I think there's a lot of pressure
being in Orange County.
Everyone seems to be healthy and fit and young.
It's really, like, a mind (BLEEP).
It really is.
I'm so...
scared about going backwards again.
- But that's life, you know?
Sometimes you go up and down. - I know.
- You do, and that's okay.
For me, when I'm heavier,
my whole mental state feels heavier.
So I can understand why thinking about weight gain
could affect Emily in the way that it is.
- I'm gonna take a step back. - Yeah, you better.
It's gonna be blinding.
- Okay, wow.
- I am proud of myself, where I am right now,
and I just wish that Emily could be proud.
That's really pretty.
I need to reach in and cup up. - Maybe.
- Okay.
I've never touched a girl's breast like this before.
- Is this the first time you ever touched a boob?
- Yeah. Well, I mean, I squeezed Tamra's once.
- Stop, stop.
I think your first friend is here.
- I'm here! [laughs]
- Hi. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, he's the best.
- Look. Look. - What?
- What the heck? [laughter]
Did you steal Archie from Shannon too?
- Does it ever end with you, Alexis?
- First, her boyfriend, now her dog.
- Now the dog. - Is this really Archie?
- No. I adopted him.
- The bitch stole her dog.
Alexis, you couldn't have left Shannon with something?
Archie's all she's got.
- Okay, look at this guy.
He's getting his ass licked from each side.
- [laughs] - It's a good time.
- Okay. Can we just walk? - Let's just walk.
- Come on. [laughter]
- Whoo! Go under.
Ah! [laughter]
Okay. God, this is like a dance, man.
- Alexis, you left early on Saturday.
- Yeah. - Jenn got annihilated.
- What? You got annihilated?
- At the flag-football thing.
- Why? What happened?
- Gina told me I was a squatter.
She told me to pay my bills. It's, like, whatever.
- Well, you're like, don't you think I wish I could?
- Yeah, I mean... - I'm trying.
- Find me the money tree. - Yeah.
- I'll plant four of them. - Yeah.
I don't want you to get into the same situation
you were with Will.
You're living in a beautiful house, driving one of his cars.
I don't want you to just be okay with that.
You can't put your head down again, Jenn.
- I can't.
- Like, the gym business is great,
but it doesn't pay the bills.
- My partners and I in the yoga studio
do not pay ourselves.
It's been slow.
- This is a five-star yoga studio,
and our social media is ridiculous.
- I agree.
- That's what we need help with.
- The fact that I sit sometimes
thinking that business may fail is paralyzing.
- We were the only owners of our gym.
There's many partners that are involved in this gym.
It's not a moneymaker.
And my fear is that things are not gonna work out
with her and Ryan, and what does she have?
She doesn't have anything.
What? Oh, that's coyote sh--, you weirdo!
- Ew, don't eat that. - Don't!
- No! - God!
- Put the fanny out. - It's not out enough?
- No, yeah, that's it. Yep, stay there.
- * Over here, feelin' myself *
- That's a booty that people would kill for, Emily.
- You think? - I know.
- Wow.
- * 'Cause I'm feelin' myself *
- Do you have a favorite side of your face?
- No, they're both equally amazing.
- Oh, you're lucky, then.
Yeah. That's great.
- Does my vagina look fluffy?
- No. I feel like--
Wait. Come on.
- All right.
- Yeah, I mean, you gotta kind of have the whip too.
Beautiful. Ooh, nice. - [laughing, squealing]
- It's a wrap.
- See what a little mask can do?
- Okay, come on.
Just a normal Tuesday with my friend Shannon Beador
with lingerie.
- So let me tell you, Emily.
Alex is a part-owner of the gym,
and he's been a friend. - Uh-huh.
- He called me after the football to see how it went.
- Right. - And I said, well,
I found out that Alexis went up to Gina
and said, so you were working out at my gym with my trainer?
It's her gym and her trainer after going there twice.
- See, that's awkward.
Why doesn't he just give you your personal trainer
and move on? - I don't know.
- Shannon was talking about...
that you now go to her gym.
- All I know is, we've been training with this guy
for three or four months,
and then all of a sudden, she showed up.
- Alex said, we don't want any drama here.
And so then Alexis said, I'm a good Christian girl.
He said something like, oh, Christian girl
talks about her sex life?
- Wait, he said that to her? - Something like that.
- And then John is like, eff you, eff you.
We're never coming back here again, and he kept saying,
Shannon's behind all of this.
It's like, no, I'm not.
- Why would anyone even know, Tamra?
If she wants to ----ing do this,
it's like, no, we're ----ing leaving the gym.
We're never going back to this crap shack.
There's no way he's gonna know about a luncheon
where I bring up sex.
The only culprit to that is Shannon.
- She feels like it's like-- she's just everywhere.
You're hanging out in the friend--
with her friends now.
You're at the gym.
- I've known Tamra longer than she has,
so don't say it's her ----ing friends.
I've been friends with you for way longer.
I'm very close to Heather.
Does she get ownership now?
- It's very "Single White Female."
- Yeah.
Is Alexis trying to live the life that I had?
She's with my ex-boyfriend.
She's getting love-bombed like I did.
They're going to the same restaurants.
They're riding on the boat. They go to the same gym.
He took her to the same hotel for her birthday
that he took me for mine.
Alexis, good luck trying to be me.
It's like, can I--like--this--
- The only thing I really care about is,
she needs to redeem my man's name.
- She will never do that.
- The truth is coming out,
whether she wants to do it or not.
John is not gonna hold his mouth forever.
He's over it. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Coming up...
- There's so many stories of men at your age
that are just out on the golf course,
and then they just-- they die of a heart attack.
- Well, yeah, but I don't golf. [laughs]
[bell rings]
[upbeat music]
[line trilling]
- Hi, Anya.
- Too much.
- Oh. I'm sitting outside.
I can't show you all that business right now.
[upbeat music]
- How's my boy?
How's Archie, huh?
Okay. Stand back.
I hate doing this.
Oh! Wow.
* *
- Uh, not yet.
- How was your day?
- (BLEEP) how my day was. I want to have sexy time.
[laughter]
* *
- Hello, welcome. - Thank you.
- We have you right over here. Enjoy.
Your server will be here shortly.
- Okay. - Hi.
Hi, hi, hi. - Gosh, you look so pretty. Hi.
- Oh, you wore sneakies today. You look cute.
- Oh, yeah, I did. - Hi.
- Excited we're finally doing this.
- I know.
I'm not surprised she's late. - I'm not either.
- Usually her business partner,
like, keeps her in line with time.
- It's hard to corral that type of personality.
- I agree. - She's got a lot of it.
- * Please don't come and kill my vibe right now *
* If you're not here for a good time, please get out *
- Oh, my gosh. - Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, my gosh. Look at your dog.
- Hi, hi, hi. - Hi.
- How are you?
- Good. It's good to see you.
- Aw, you look gorgeous.
- I haven't seen you since, like, the fall.
- I know, I know. - I know.
I haven't seen you since Christmas.
- I know. I was just telling--
- Ever since my party. - Yes.
- Yeah, which I did not receive an invitation to.
- Okay, you know what?
That is my fault, and we will fix that next year.
- I love that. All right.
Katie and I met through Sutton.
- Can I get hot water with lemon?
And then I'm gonna have a Ketel One on the rocks.
- Katie was moving to Orange County,
and she knew that I was a real estate agent.
And so she connected the two of us.
- I think I'll have the Cobb salad without olives.
- Okay.
- I know Sutton because Sutton's ex-husband
is the president of the mutual fund company
where Matt formerly worked.
Yes, except Sutton did way better
in her divorce than I did.
[cash-register bell dings]
[laughing] It sucks, but it's true.
How did you two meet?
- So her husband is in golf. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm from Augusta. - Yes.
- Do you know about Augusta? - Mm-mm.
- [laughs] - Okay, Gina.
Gina, Augusta, Georgia, that's all we're known for
is, like, the Masters... - Golf?
- The golf tournament.
And my business partner is a huge golfer.
- Mm-hmm.
- And he goes, you need to know her.
So I was like, okay.
- The first time Sutton and I met,
we had a miscommunication,
and she said, I think you're a little dim.
And I said, "Dim?"
What the (BLEEP) are you talking about?
And so I think she respected me because of that.
- She's from Atlanta.
So we're Georgia girls. - We're Georgia girls.
Sutton is very blunt and outspoken, which is good.
And she owns it.
And I actually really appreciate that about somebody.
- You know, I moved to Orange County in 2008,
but I loved my time here,
and I made really great friends.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Like, you're gonna make really great friends
being here. - Well, that's what Gina said.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, I've introduced her. I've brought her around.
- I want to know everything. - Have you met Heather?
- I have. - We were just texting.
- Okay.
- I--I love Heather.
And what was your opinion?
- Um, uh, I think that--
There's been a couple things that have happened.
- Already? - Yes.
The first thing that happened was,
I went to your Christmas party. - Yeah.
- She knew who I was.
Her and Gina had had a conversation.
- Okay. - Okay?
And Heather was in front of me,
and she turned around and went like this.
- Nuh-uh.
- She stared me straight in the face for a good five seconds
and then turned around and said nothing to me, so then--
- Okay, keep going.
- So then I followed her on social media
because she's Gina's friend.
She posted a picture for her birthday, and I liked it.
I was like, oh, she looks pretty.
I woke up the next day,
and she tagged me in her photo.
[tense music]
- Were you in it? - No.
- Oh. Listen, if I were you-- this is just my advice.
- I want them to get along.
- Oh, I wouldn't go up against Heather.
I would hide under the table. - [laughs]
Meeting Heather was great, even though it was
the first time she's acknowledged my presence.
- It's nice to meet you.
Sutton says great things about you.
- I adore her.
I do want to get to know her
and give her the benefit of the doubt.
But she's playing two different roles with me,
and I don't know which one is the real one.
- What did that woman say?
If a pig came into my kitchen, I'd make him bacon.
You gonna get ate. - Yeah.
- So don't be the pig walking into the kitchen.
You gonna get ate.
* *
- Do you want your chicken nuggets, honey bunny?
Your fries?
Oh, the cookie's kind of melted.
How was practice? - Fine.
- Yeah? Do you want to try some of this soup, Annabelle?
- No.
- Why not?
- Because it's soup.
both: Hello. - Would you like some soup?
- I'd rather have Chick-Fil-A.
She worked out with me at the gym yesterday,
and then she ate hard-boiled eggs on the way home.
- Three, to be exact.
- My kids see me go to the gym every day.
So I think the kids seeing that I have an active lifestyle,
I think, is a good thing.
It counterbalances Shane walking around with
his Big Gulps all the time.
Like, every morning, he goes to 7-Eleven, gets a Big Gulp,
then he brings it home, and he carries it around the house,
and he leaves it in the kitchen,
and then he leaves it in the bathroom,
and then he leaves it in the laundry room.
I--the ----ing Big Gulp just
takes laps around the house all day.
Oh, my back is killing me.
So I had dinner with Chanel the other night,
and she was saying that you lectured her
not to eat out so much.
- I didn't lecture her.
She was talking-- we were talking about food,
and I said, yeah, it's always better to eat at home.
That was it. It was very light.
- But she thought you were being hypocritical,
because she said,
Daddy eats In-N-Out all the time
and always has Diet Coke and doesn't work out.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm going to the gym too much
and being, like, too obsessive. - Mm-hmm.
- And you're over here not doing anything.
So maybe we could meet in the middle and try to,
like, be healthier together.
- I think Emily's pathway to being healthy is terrific.
I'm very proud of her. I'm very happy for her.
But I do think she takes it a little too far,
to the point where she disappoints herself
if she can't make it to the gym one day.
- If we want our children to be healthy,
we need to emulate that.
- I don't have time to be healthy.
In fact, while she's at the gym,
I'm the one at home handling all the kids.
So I think she needs to kind of find a little bit more
of a balance in her health and home life.
- The other day when I came home,
you said you had that pain in your chest.
I was freaked out, and I kept saying, I'm gonna call 911.
Are you having a heart attack?
I walk in, and he's in the office,
and he's literally doubled over.
And he can't breathe. He's grabbing his chest.
And he scares me to death.
He promised that he would go to the doctor.
There has been no doctor visits.
I'm just concerned because there's so many stories
of men at your age that are just out on a golf course,
and then they just-- they die of a heart attack.
- Well, yeah, but I don't golf.
[laughs]
So you don't have to worry about that.
- [sighs] Okay, I do worry, though.
I don't want you to keel over and have a heart attack
at 48 years old.
I don't want to be a widow.
- Okay. - I need you around.
I cannot function without you. - Oh, I am--
I'm very aware of that.
[soft music]
[thunder rumbling]
* *
- Don't jump on these. Don't you jump on these.
* *
Hey. - Hi.
I can't believe how fast this happened.
- Yeah?
- I felt like if we lost this one--
- You don't have to fold it. - Why? You have to fold it.
- No, it's fine. Just throw it in there.
It's good. - All right.
How are you feeling about everything?
- I feel overwhelmed.
I feel there's a lot to figure out.
I gotta get Internet.
- Yeah.
Today is not a great day.
Sh-- doesn't get real until it's real.
And it's real.
How do you see this going?
Like, we have to be together sometimes.
- I think it just goes from us being, like,
one single family unit to more of, like, adult dating.
[somber music]
- What if this was a mistake, you know?
* *
- People make mistakes.
And then they figure it out.
Like, if it ends up being a mistake, then...
- [sighs]
- It ends up being whatever it is.
- We'll deal with it.
- You're ----ing funny.
* *
- I know right now I'm manic because I see
your stuff going in the bag and I just don't like it.
[voice breaking] It's just hard to watch you
moving out of our house.
It's confusing 'cause we're not breaking up
and I don't want us to break up, so it's hard.
It's like, I--I do think this is the right decision.
I see things that we're gaining by doing this.
But, like, now I'm actually faced with the reality of,
okay, but you're not gonna be here tonight.
And, like, that feels bad.
* *
[sniffles] - Yep.
* *
- It's about me and...
needing space from...
Travis's past.
His ex makes things incredibly difficult for him and for me,
and he feels responsible for it.
I'm choosing myself and my three kids over...
our family as a whole.
There's, like, tremendous guilt about it.
- It seems like all you're talking about
is how to undo the decision that you made.
It's really confusing to me.
- I do love my life, and I do love my family.
But there's something here
that's just not functioning right
because the children needed more space and--
- I think you have to stop saying
this is about the children, because, honestly,
like, you made this decision, okay?
- [sighs]
- I think the kids would prefer to be
in this space as one than separate.
And I can't say that I totally disagree with them.
Well, I'm almost packed.
- I don't want you to resent me because of this.
That's what I'm afraid of. - [sighs]
I mean, the good thing for you is, for whatever reason,
I don't, like, hold on to things.
- It's hard because you have so much guilt,
and I don't know if this is a mistake, and it might be.
But I just know that if we don't try this, it will end.
I will be heartbroken, and I don't want
to have to go through that again.
* *
- All right, the last one. Bye.
- You have to kiss me on the lips
even though I have lip gloss.
- Mm. - [laughs]
- You want a hug too, bubby? You're a good boy.
- All right. - [smooches]
Bye. Be good, bubs. - All right.
Well, call me when you're over there
and let me know how it's going.
* *
- Sounds good.
- You gonna miss him? Me too.
* *
- Next time on
"The Real Housewives of Orange County"...
[all shouting] - Chug! Chug! Chug!
- I got a letter from a lawyer representing John Janssen.
[voice breaking] And he's gonna say I owe him $75,000.
- He's a jerk.
- You're telling me she alerted the paparazzi
that she was gonna be at Disneyland?
- I have a screenshot of it. - Katie needs to focus...
- Show me the proof, Katie.
- I know you lied.
- On the lives of my children, I didn't lie.