- Previously on "The Real Housewives
of Orange County"...
[all cheering]
[upbeat music]
- On the lives of my children,
I have never called a paparazzi.
- Oh, sh--.
- When did I talk behind your back?
- That I'm a horrible friend, that I have a giant ego.
- The show is going on.
No problem without the Tres Amigas.
So we're gonna just say it's the Shannon-Vicki show.
- It's bad taste to do a show right after Shannon's DUI.
Try to figure out what's going on in your life.
Stop drinking.
- All you're talking about is how to undo
the decision that you made.
It's really confusing to me.
- Last night was horrible
'cause he's, like, basically, like, breaking up with me.
This is my decision, and I understand
that that hurts Travis.
- I got a letter from a lawyer representing John Janssen
and that I owe him $75,000.
[tense music]
[upbeat music]
* *
- * What's up, I'm feeling good *
* I'm like, what if I could *
* Jump up into the sky *
* I think I'll try *
- What did you order? Oh, eggs.
What did you get? You got just bacon?
- Happy Valentine's Day.
They're preserved flowers.
- Oh. - Yes.
- They'll last forever, like our love.
- Oh, I love it.
Gina and Jenn are coming over.
I'm having high tea for them.
I got a little tipsy last night.
- A little tipsy? - Yeah. You know why?
- How about altered?
- We were about to eat, and then that Katie person
started accusing me that I call the paparazzi
and she has proof.
Anyway-- - Wait, wait, wait.
So we're back to this we call the paparazzi nonsense?
I like when paparazzi takes pictures of me.
- I know you do. - I like it.
So if there's a number that Katie knows of to call...
- I'll get it for you. - To get paparazzi
who will take pictures of me, I want this number.
[laughs]
- * G-g-g-go, go *
* Never ever let me g-g-g-go *
- Hi.
I got this little charcuterie for me and Shannon.
- Shannon, special guest.
- I got Shannon a Valentine's Day gift.
It's my favorite holiday,
so I've got to show the people I love
happy Valentine's Day.
- Does that mean me? - Yeah, duh.
We have plans tonight.
[knock at door] Oh, Shannon's here.
Hi. - Hi. How are you?
Your house is so beautiful. - Oh, thanks.
Welcome over. Come on in.
You remember Shannon.
- Hello. - Hi. How are you?
- How are you? Good to see you.
- Good to see you. - Welcome.
- Thanks for yesterday. - Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh, stop. What are you--
- I'm your Valentine, bitch. - [laughs]
I like Katie.
Sometimes you meet people and you can just banter
and kind of jab at each other in a playful way.
- And, Matt, we got to get--we got to get a bro for Shannon.
- Stop it.
- Shannon needs to get in the sheets.
- Stop. OK, Matt.
- Did you say Shannon needs to get in the sheets?
- Yeah.
Here, come sit on the couch.
I've heard that Shannon is a little Debbie Downer,
but she seems like an incredibly fun person.
I actually really enjoy Shannon.
So what'd you think about yesterday?
- It was really nice to not have Alexis there.
- You're dealing with enough.
I wanted you to just be there and have a good time.
And listen, I know you and Tamra still have a thing,
and--but you guys were good yesterday.
You guys didn't--
- After what you and Heather were going through,
I didn't want to get into it with her.
But I definitely have to have a conversation with her.
She's been talking behind my back to all of you guys.
- Tamra is not crazy about or comfortable with the fact
that everyone just made up with you so fast.
- You don't know what I'm going through.
You have checked in with me at all.
[tense music]
* *
- Hello. - Happy Valentine's Day.
So today's your anniversary, right?
- Yeah. It's 15 years.
- 15 years. - Yeah, Valentine's Day.
I have that photo to give him,
'cause I did that photo shoot. - Oh, that's right.
- Does my vagina look fluffy? - No.
- Put the fanny out.
- Great. Great. Love the heel out. Beautiful.
Ooh, nice. - [laughs]
- But I haven't even seen it.
I'm like, which photo is it?
- It's probably one with the ass in the air.
- I don't know. - How did you like golf?
- I was actually pretty good.
- Yeah, you came in first? - First, yes.
- First?
- You might want to take the tag off.
- No. I'm gonna leave it on.
They're not really my style, though.
I think I'm gonna give them to Jenn.
- Give them to Jenn. She might need them.
- Yeah, she could wear them to Vegas
when she travels to Vegas, so...
- She was just in Vegas. - I know.
That's why I said that. - Oh.
- Hi, honey. - Hi, honey.
Where are we? - We're Sphering it.
Yep.
- What do you think about that, though?
Because it's like, I see it and I'm like, wow.
- I'm pretty sure Ryan paid for it.
- Well, of course he did.
- She can't just sit at home and look
at her empty bank account.
- Yeah.
I have a hard time with women
who want other people to pay their way
and they don't want to put the work in themselves.
- Me and Emily, a little scrappy.
And we can take care of ourselves.
Jenn is not that personality.
And it's frustrating to see, because she's
going through all this sh--, but it's kind of like Shannon.
It's self-induced.
You know who didn't say hardly anything yesterday?
- Who? - Shannon.
- Oh, I forgot Shannon was there too.
- She was, like, hiding behind a pole at one point.
- Why, though? - I don't know.
I have no idea.
And we made some small talk, OK?
- Yeah. - You'd be very proud of me.
- I am very proud of you. - Very proud.
Both of us were looking at each other like,
what the hell's going on?
And what is this Katie girl doing?
And what is, you know, all these things?
- All I'm saying is, I told her all along, if you're gonna
bring this up and you're gonna go after Heather Dubrow,
you better have your ducks in a row.
You better have your Ts crossed, your Is dotted,
'cause she will tear you apart.
* *
- What I didn't like was that Katie told all the girls
this paparazzi stuff.
But why did Gina allow that to happen?
[knock at door] Oh.
- Who's that? - BRB.
Gina or Jenn.
Coming.
- Hi. - Oh, you got the memo. Good.
- Yeah, caszh-y, right? Yeah, hi.
- Yes. Hi. Come in. Terry's here.
Come say hi. - Oh, OK, great.
- Hello. - Hi, Terry.
- Been a while.
- I haven't seen you in so long.
- How are you? - How are you?
- Good to see you. You look good.
You look fit. - Thank you.
- Sit down. - Oh, yeah, I'm faking it well,
'cause I'm not. - You want coffee?
- What's going on here?
This is a lot of-- - I know.
- This is a lot of medication here.
- Yeah.
- How have you been since your--like,
all the heart stuff?
- So the heart thing, I was on blood thinners for six months.
Last week, my last dose.
- But now you're, like, kind of in the clear of that?
- Now I'm clear.
[knock at door]
* *
- Hi. - Oh, I'm so glad you're cozy.
- You look pretty. - Hi.
- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey, how are you? - Terry, how are you, honey?
- How's it going? - Great to see you.
- Good to see you. - I didn't know I was gonna
get to see you this morning. - Yes. How's Ryan?
- He's great. Thank you for asking.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Good.
- By the way, how's Travis?
- Travis is good. - Good?
- Yeah. We're going through a little thing,
but we're all right. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. - OK.
- We're having a Galentine today.
- We're having a Galentine.
- It's good to see you. Have fun, you guys.
- Yeah.
- This looks so pretty.
OK, so I have full face masks.
One is brighten, hydrate, and energize,
and one is firm, lift, and hydrate.
- Probably firm, lift, and hydrate.
- OK. For you.
- I'll energize. I'm tired.
- OK. - Yeah, I--
I am sorry about the Katie stuff.
I knew you were upset, so I'm sorry about that.
- Well, it's like, now I'm just confused and irritated.
* *
- The weird thing is, like, I really like Katie,
and I thought you guys were gonna be good friends.
I'm still getting to know her too.
And I'm--listen, I am your friend,
so I'm on your side. - Yeah, but you're my friend...
- I am, and I have been--
- And I would expect you to tell her it's not OK.
* *
- Heather's ultrasensitive.
I think she's probably the most sensitive person
in the group. - Mm-hmm.
- I have to say, like, I--
I was admiring you on holding your ground with Heather, so--
- I never meant to push her buttons.
- I mean, if it's true, why is she denying it?
- I have proof.
I want to show you this text. - Oh, yeah.
- Can I show it to you? - Yeah. Find my readers.
Yeah, of course.
- This person I got the information from,
there's no reason to lie.
- "Settle this for me.
"Did Heather Dubrow call paps to come take pics of her
and her husband in public?"
And he said yes.
- You think I made that up? - No.
- Yeah, no.
She hung me out to dry.
- I want you to have an opportunity to talk to her...
- Right. - But if you don't do that,
I'm gonna tell Heather.
I adore you.
I wanted you to be friends. - Yes.
- I told you not to bring this up, and this is what happens.
- I think, when it comes down to it,
Gina regrets telling me to say it.
She's terrified of disappointing Heather.
- I think the friendship with Heather and Gina,
and Gina always stands by Heather, no matter what.
When it comes to me, she will call me out
because she and I have a real friendship.
- That's what you want in a friend.
- Exactly. - Yeah.
- But when it comes to Heather...
- She won't. - It's not the same thing.
- She's afraid of her.
- It's walk on eggshells, don't want to upset her,
don't want her to get mad at me thing.
- Now it's gonna be very interesting with Katie.
- Oh, probably.
- She's gonna be completely done with her.
I don't know, I think we'll be gonna Katie's funeral
pretty soon.
- We should wear black.
- I haven't known her long, but I feel like
I know her enough to know that this isn't indicative
of really who she is. - When did you meet her?
- Just a couple months ago, through Sutton.
- When did she tell you all this?
- Couple months ago.
- Like, before Sutton's Christmas party?
- Before Sutton--yeah.
- I do think Gina is to blame for this
going as far as it did.
Gina claims to know Heather very, very well.
So I don't know where Gina ever thought
this would be funny for Heather.
- What's upsetting to me is,
why didn't you tell me in December?
* *
- I thought it was in the best interest of everybody
to let that go and to never bring that up.
And that was the decision that I made.
- I wish you had said something.
- Yeah. No, I know. I ----ed up. I ----ed up.
I ----ed up, and I'm sorry, OK? - Thank you.
Yeah. - I ----ed up.
- It happens. Everybody ----s up.
Where do we go from here?
- I want her to just keep her distance.
- I liked her. - I am not telling you not
to be friends with this girl. - No, I know, and I--
- I mean, I will say she's showing her character.
So you should make your decision on your friendship
with her for yourself.
But that is something to know.
* *
- Coming up...
- Hey, Alexis.
- Look who's in my world now.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- * Na, na, na, na, na, na, na *
* *
- Hi. Welcome to Truly Pizza.
- Hi. - Hello.
- How are you? - Good. How's it going?
- Good. Table for two.
- You can follow me.
Andrew's gonna be your server. - Thank you.
Happy anniversary.
- 15 years is pizza.
- What'd you do today?
- Took care of kids all day while trying to work
because they don't have school today.
- I went to the gym.
I didn't see you there. - Oh, OK.
All of a sudden, you're high and mighty
because now you go to the gym?
- No, I'm just saying. - All right.
- Shane has made zero effort to be any healthier
or to do anything about his health at all.
I'm going to the gym too much...
- Mm-hmm.
- And you're not doing anything.
So maybe we could meet in the middle and try to, like,
be healthier together.
I swear, just, like, a week ago,
he almost died of a heart attack.
And I'm sure he'll get, like, the meat lovers or something.
- Can I do the-- the suprem--the supreme?
- Yeah. - Can I do the chopped salad?
- Sure. - Thank you very much.
- Can we get fries as an entrée, though?
- Sure. - Yeah.
- Yeah, he likes fries. - Yes. Please. Thank you.
- I actually did some research for tonight.
I Googled 15 years of marriage, interesting questions
for your spouse.
- OK.
- If you could go back 15 years...
- Yes. - Would you still marry me?
- Oh. Yeah.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
If you could go back 15 years, who would you marry?
- Is Charlie Hunnam single?
- I don't find that funny, but OK.
Go ahead, next question.
- OK, do I have any silly or odd quirks?
- Yeah, you leave your eyelashes
everywhere throughout the house.
It's like, I've seen them on your, like, back
as you roll over on the bed, and they're on the floor.
It looks like we have a bunch of caterpillars in the house.
- Do you say nice things about me when I'm not around?
- Absolutely.
- OK, give me the last example.
- I tell the kids all the time, like, nice things.
- What do you tell the kids?
- I always tell them, like, you have, like, the best mom.
Mom loves you. I say it all the time.
- Aw, that's very sweet. - Yeah. I say it all the time.
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
- That means a lot to me
because I feel like I broke the cycle.
I came from divorced parents who could not co-parent,
who would not speak to each other.
Thank you.
And here I am, 15 years into a marriage,
raising children together.
And I think we're pretty good at it.
- I have something for you.
- Like, a gift?
- Yes. - I don't know.
Sometimes when you say that, you mean your penis.
[chuckles]
- I upgraded your engagement ring.
- Oh, wow.
Wow, that's-- that looks really big.
That's huge. - Whee!
You like it? - Looks nice.
Thank you. - Yeah. Take care of it.
Don't go to the gym with it.
- I have a gift for you too.
But I have to have it brought out.
15 years is such a huge milestone.
Shane and I are at this point where,
I don't know, I feel like we really understand each other.
And I mean, at the end of the day,
Shane's really the only person that I want to spend
the rest of my life with.
- Oh, I don't think this is mine.
- It is.
- It says the luckiest man in the world.
Is that me? - Yes, because you have me.
I hope Shane and I are together for another 15.
And I hope that the next 15 is a little bit healthier.
Like, maybe I can get Shane on a treadmill.
Maybe we could lift some weights.
And I've made sure that he has a life insurance policy,
has me as the beneficiary. [laughs]
- Ooh.
- It's not inappropriate.
What do you think? - Pretty hot.
- It's pretty hot? - Yeah.
Wait, do you have those clothes?
- I'll wear it later.
* *
OK. - Thanks, babe.
- [chuckles]
[rooster crowing]
* *
- Hi, welcome. - Hi.
- How you doing? - Good.
Can I have a Lemon Lift hot tea and a blueberry muffin?
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- Hi. Good. How are you? - You look cute.
- Can I help you with anything?
- Just a cappuccino.
- Yeah, we'll bring it right out for you guys.
- OK. - Oh, wow.
Look how pretty. - Look at the view.
Oh, this is nice.
- What have you been up to?
- I had a little Valentine's with Travis,
and, you know, we're trying to, like,
figure out the new normal. - Yeah.
- It's confusing, but I think the takeaway from all of it,
we really love each other, you know?
Like, we want to be together.
I see that there is a hope and a chance
that, look, we're an unconventional family
and we can redefine our family any way we like.
We're committed to trying
to make this work and figure it out.
And I have to believe that that's
what's gonna happen, right, so...
- Well, it's cliché, but they say if it's meant to be,
it'll be kind of thing. - Right. Yeah.
- That's a lot. - Why do you seem tired today?
- The golf event.
- Yeah.
- I feel like I'm in this weird spot
right now because I felt kind of
abandoned by you a little bit.
[dramatic music]
You totally took Heather's side,
where I felt like there was a way you could have
stayed a little bit neutral.
- Yeah, but I'll be honest, I'm not gonna stay neutral.
I did have your back.
Like, I told you not to bring it up.
- Yes, when we first talked about it.
- Yeah, and then you did. - And then it was too far gone.
- Yeah, because of your own doing.
* *
I did want Katie to communicate the things
that she's been communicating to everybody else to Heather.
So maybe that's the one area that I could see
that Katie feels that I wasn't supporting her.
But I'm not gonna support you through your bullsh--.
I'm just not.
I am caught between a rock and a hard place,
because if I would have come to your aid,
then Heather would have just got pissed at me.
- Right. - And now she's mad at both
of us, and I can't even help repair this.
And honestly, I feel like, in all of this,
I probably should have had Heather's back more.
* *
You have to understand, Heather is--
I'm very close with Heather.
I'm not gonna jeopardize my own friendships
because of the choices that you make.
* *
- Listen, I left being yelled at by Heather Dubrow...
- Yeah, it was hard.
- And I wasn't even upset about that.
But with you, I value you so much
that I did feel kind of alone.
- I don't want you to feel that way.
- I know. It did feel a little terrible.
- Oh, you're really upset about this.
- Yeah, it did not feel good. - Oh, my God, Katie,
I did not mean to-- oh, my God, I am so sorry.
- I really love Gina.
But now it all makes me think back on every situation
where we talked.
Everything I said was maybe gonna be used against me
when I didn't feel like that was our relationship.
Like, am I a ----ing idiot?
I don't know. It sucks.
- I apologize.
I don't want you to think that that's, like,
a standard or something in the future.
I think this particular situation
is just really tricky for me.
And if, you know, you felt that way, I feel really bad.
I really want this to get better.
- I know, but maybe it just won't for a little while.
* *
- Coming up...
- Why would he want to sue you?
- It's such a horrible thing to do, you know?
- You have to fight it.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Welcome.
- I'm meeting my father for lunch.
- Right, OK. So your party is straight back.
- Thank you very much. - Absolutely.
* *
- Hi.
Good to see you.
How are you? - Good.
- Nice day, huh?
- Really nice day. - Yeah.
- Oh, you got a glass of wine.
That's quite a pour.
- Right. - Oh, hi.
- Hey, good afternoon. How you doing today?
- Good. How are you?
- May I offer you anything to drink?
- Sparkling water with no ice. - Sparkling?
Perfect. I'll be right back. - Thank you.
There's a park that's a block from my house.
And there was a couple there with their dog,
and they'd said, we met Gene the Machine.
- Oh, really?
- Do you still introduce yourself as Gene the Machine?
- Yes. Yes, I do.
[laughter]
It just sounds good.
- I do think that I have some similarities to my father,
but I don't go to the lengths that he does.
- Whoa. - I knew it.
- Whoo!
- Take a shot. - Oh, my God.
- That'll put hair on your balls.
- Yeah, we both like to have fun.
Is that such a bad thing?
Dad, they have sea bass here.
- I like tacos.
- You do? - Yes.
- Here are your tacos. - Yeah.
- OK, I'll do that. - Yeah?
- Thank you.
Oh, Dad, I need to get a car and get, like,
a breathalyzer put in it for my--part of my punishment
for my DUI.
It's gonna be a reminder every day
of my stupid decision.
- Well, are you cutting down somewhat on the drinking?
- Dad, I barely drink.
- Oh, that's good.
- I limit myself to two, and sometimes I don't
order drinks when I go out.
So I'm OK.
Growing up, did we have the big bottle
of Almaden Chablis in the refrigerator?
Yeah, we did.
I think everyone did in the '70s and '80s.
Thank you. Wow.
I just came from a fun family. Like, we had fun.
But I didn't see alcohol being used as a coping mechanism
when I was a child.
It was just something that I realized
helped me forget the certain things.
But then in the end, you're really sad and depressed.
- You hit rock bottom, and so now you're going up.
- Yeah.
When I was with John, we were drinking all the time
and I was miserable.
I was.
So I have some not-so-great news.
John Janssen is saying that I owe him $75,000
and if I don't pay him, he's gonna sue me.
[tense music]
He says that he loaned me money.
- Did he? - No.
As far as I was concerned, Dad,
he was giving me the money.
I never signed anything.
- Why would he want to sue you
when you'd paid for everything before?
- It said in the letter I have until Tuesday
to come up with a repayment plan.
- You have to fight it.
I don't care what it costs. You have to fight it.
You go for the jugular.
* *
[upbeat music]
- * Ch-ching, b-bling *
* Kneel down to me and kiss the ring *
* Ch-ching, b-bling *
* Who says a lady can't be king *
- You get a big one 'cause you're a big boy.
We got a petite one for you
'cause you're a little bit smaller.
[doorbell rings]
OK, Tamra's here.
* *
[dogs whining] - OK.
OK. OK. Don't run out.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Oh, my gosh. - How are you?
- Did you bring doggy treats?
- I brought cookies for the kids.
I love this neighborhood. - So do I.
- I love it.
- It's my second time living here.
- That's right.
You lived here in this neighborhood with Jim.
- I did.
- I was driving to your house right now,
and I go, in what ----ing world am I driving
to Alexis Bellino's house to sit in her living room
and eat cheese and drink Diet Coke?
- You would never be invited before.
- Times have changed.
I feel like the Alexis I knew, you know,
ten years ago is not the Alexis I know today.
- Butt out. - Why do you call her mean?
- Why does everybody have to gang up when one ----ing--
- Butt out? You get the (BLEEP) out.
And now she's fun, and she's sweet, and she's kind,
and I enjoy being around her.
You saw the group text message about going to dinner.
Gina invited everybody to dinner on Thursday.
- I know. So why would Gina invite me?
Katie wouldn't. And I live on a golf course.
- I know. - I didn't get invited.
Why wasn't I invited?
- I asked, and she has become "friendly" with Shannon,
and she felt like it would be disrespectful to Shannon
if you were there.
- OK.
- So I guess she kind of picked a side.
- You invited Debbie Downer over Lexi?
I mean, if you're gonna have a party,
who's gonna be more fun, huh?
This one.
This one's more fun.
Happy-go-lucky Lexi.
It's OK. I'll be at the next one.
What happened with you and Shannon at that party?
'Cause I know you don't want-- - Nothing.
- Nothing? - Nothing.
I'll be cordial to her.
I don't agree with a lot of things
that went down between us.
- For you, I feel like-- kind of as your friend,
I feel like I know she's really sh-- on you and done a lot.
- Alcoholics abuse the people that are closest to them.
- Yeah. - Her life has been upside down
for ten years, since I've known her.
Like, everything was a disaster.
- We'll all see the truth.
We'll all see the ----ing truth.
- Shannon, stop it! - Stop it.
- Stop! - No.
- Everything was emotional.
- And it irritates me that we talked about it another night.
- You don't need to get riled up about this.
- It's just my nature. It's just who I am.
I'm emotional.
- Everything was a wreck.
I'm trying to help you.
- You just said I needed to be on goddamn medication.
How dare you?
- It's traumatizing.
She would call me crying almost every single day.
It's hard to be around somebody like that a lot.
Even my children would say, Mom, please
don't pick up the phone.
Eddie would say, I don't know why--
I don't know why you feel the need to try to fix her.
- Makes you feel guilty, though, Tam,
'cause you have a good heart. - I know, but it puts
so much stress on me.
I've always felt really sorry for Shannon,
back from the days of David.
I was always there for her.
I was always listening to her problems.
I was always trying to help her out.
But if I needed something, which was rare,
she was never there.
She was never there for me.
Somebody in that level needs rehab.
- I thought she did. - No, she went to "therapy"...
[dramatic music]
- For her to learn how not to date the wrong guys.
She's blaming him for her drinking.
- Can I to tell you something?
John--Johnny, as I call him-- has barely drank anything
since I've been with him the entire time.
- You know, it's so weird to hear you talk about John,
because it's a totally different scenario
than what Shannon would tell us.
John pays for nothing.
I have to pay for everything.
And she was always telling us that.
But then she told me-- she's like,
I borrowed $60,000 from John.
- $75,000.
- Last year, she told me that he paid for her facelift.
Normally, when you break up, you have to give, like,
a ring back or something.
How the (BLEEP) is she gonna give her face back?
- You know how we always said bring the receipts?
- Yeah. - I'll bring the receipts.
I don't want to go to battle.
But if you're gonna lie about the man I'm gonna marry
and ruin our reputation together,
she's gonna need another facelift
to pick her jaw up off the floor when I provide the proof.
She's poking a bear.
* *
- Coming up...
- Every freaking day that I wake up,
I think about what happened.
- Is that after you have a drink?
[upbeat music]
- * Yeah *
* *
- So I made these plans with my friends.
So tonight you guys are gonna go sleep at Travis'.
Do you have toothbrushes there at Travis'?
- Yeah, 'cause I brushed my teeth last time.
- That's good that you have been doing that.
- * Yeah *
* *
- Annabelle, can you come help Mom?
Don't you like the white with, like, the pink shoes?
- Too extra. - Too extra?
What about this one? This is nice.
- That's more like the '70s. - The '70s?
This one's fun, though. Look.
That strapless with, like, the gold and blue
and gold shoes. - That's too funky.
- Too funky. OK, I got it.
* *
- [gasps] The Balmain.
- Yeah. - Oh, it's so pretty.
- I know, but maybe too fancy. - OK, so not that.
- I'm really thinking I'm gonna wear this Bottega dress.
- If you're trying to dress to impress,
I think the Bottega dress.
- So at least I'm excited about what I'm gonna wear.
- Yeah, you'll be dressed better than everybody.
* *
- * Oh, you're mine *
* Ooh, I want to see can you keep up *
* I like this party *
* I'm having too much fun *
* I'll be here till the morning *
- Hi. How are you? - Hello. Welcome in.
How you doing?
- I'm here--we're actually in the private room.
- OK.
- Oh, my gosh, this is beautiful.
Thank you so much. - Enjoy.
- Hi. How you doing tonight? - Hi.
How are you? - Doing very good.
If you just tell me a couple flavors that you like,
any allergies that you have,
and then we can make you something.
- I'm allergic to assholes.
I like sweets. - OK.
Yeah, I can get that started right now for you.
- OK, great. Thank you so much.
I feel there is a strong possibility
that I may have an allergy attack tonight.
- Hello. - Hi. How are you?
- Hello. - Hi.
- Hello.
- Hi. Hi. - Welcome.
- Welcome. Welcome. - What? This is gorgeous.
- Oh, my God, it's like "The Bachelor."
- We have a prix fixe menu tonight.
I hope you guys like it.
* *
- Do you know that apparently, I cannot go to Mexico
for ten years with a DUI?
- Maybe you go to San Diego and then you cross over the border.
- OK.
I'm not excited about sitting at a dinner table
with Alexis and Tamra.
- I'll come visit you in Tijuana jail. [laughs]
- But I know that Vicki will have my back
and that she'll support me.
- Are we whooping it up tonight?
- No. I--no.
- OK. We can whoop it up without alcohol.
- Hi! - Hello.
- This place is crazy.
- It's my interview look.
I mean, this is ----ing bullsh--.
This bitch is wearing my dress and she
has bigger boobs than me.
It's ----ing bullsh--.
I still think I wore it better.
- [squeals] - Hey.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I love when someone tells me where to sit.
- Emmers? - Yeah.
- Is that OK, Gina?
- OK.
Listen, you know I like a seating chart and place cards.
And if no other night, it was needed tonight.
It is needed.
- It's very difficult to seat everyone
'cause you have to remember where everyone's at.
You can't put Shannon next to Alexis.
- Katie can't sit by Heather.
I guess I can't sit by Heather.
- Emily and Jenn can't sit next to each other.
You know, she called me a squatter.
It's like everyone--it's like a spiderweb of conflict.
- I'm so confused on all this paparazzi stuff.
- Gina and I discussed it.
I told her I felt like I was kind of, like,
sidelined a little bit.
- Left out. - In the dirt.
- An island? - Yes.
- By yourself. - And that hurt me a lot,
because it's my good, dear friend.
I'm rethinking a lot, you know what I mean?
- Are y'all ready to order some drinks?
- Can I have the espresso martini?
- Espresso martini? Absolutely.
- Can I please have a super-dirty Grey Goose martini?
- Grey Goose martini, dirty. Absolutely.
- Yeah. Very dirty. - Very dirty.
- Yes. - You got it.
- Oh, that's cool. - You did?
What? What?
- Like, just the other day? - You didn't--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What?
- Yeah, that looks really beautiful.
- We go to dinner for our anniversary,
and I pull out this photo to give him for our anniversary.
And it's this big. - Like, sexy photos?
- Oh, the boudoir. - Yes.
- Oh, did you get boudoir photos?
- OK, yes.
- Does this look like her?
- Does this look like me?
- Yes. - Thank you.
- [laughs] - See?
- OK, all right. - [laughs]
- In between his slices of pizza, he's like...
How are things? - I'm good.
- I did.
- What was that thought process?
Because only one person was left out.
- I got to know Shannon a little bit
and I thought, like, let me give her a day when I'm getting
to know these girls where she doesn't have
to feel like she's underwater.
- But you guys have to understand
where Alexis is coming from.
She's kind of feeling like Shannon's trying
to get to everybody to try to get Alexis out of there.
- It's just not fair. It's just not fair.
- Is Shannon coming tonight? - She's supposed to be coming.
- Wait. Wait.
Is this, like--like, wait.
Stop it.
Oh, I love this. - Victoria!
- Hi. - It's Queen Victoria.
- Oh, God. Wicked Witch of the West.
- I'm not surprised that Shannon brought Vicki,
because she needs backup.
- Hi. I'm Katie. - Oh, this is Vicki.
- I'm Vicki. - So great to meet you.
- Good to meet you. How are you?
- Yeah, good to meet you. Good.
- She wants people to do her dirty work
so she can sit there and look like the victim.
Me? Oh. Oh.
- Hey, Alexis. - Hi, guys. How are you?
- Good. - Look who's in my world now.
[laughter]
- Hey, guys. - I'm Vicki.
Welcome to my world. both: Thank you.
.You're in my world now?
- Oh. I was, like, whoa.
- I'm in her world?
Sit down, bitch.
What's wrong with this woman?
She sued Tamra,
and now you want to be friends with her?
She's gone Looney Tunes.
She's gone cuckoo birds.
The girl's nuts.
- Anything else that I can get for the table?
- You can have a cocktail. I'll give you permission.
You're not driving.
- That's what I just said, She doesn't need permission.
- No.
- Belvedere soda with a lemon, please.
- Got it.
- You can drink. You can have a drink.
You're not driving.
- I--I'm aware. I am.
- Oh, yeah, an alcoholic should drink.
Yeah.
- She can have alcohol.
She just can't get behind the wheel ever, ever, ever.
- Do you truly believe she doesn't have
a drinking problem?
- You've been on this path for ten years with me.
- Everybody has! - And it needs to stop.
[tense music]
Who made you the judge and jury of what my sentence is?
Because let me tell you something.
Every fricking day that I wake up,
I think about what happened.
- Is that after you have a drink?
[dramatic music]
* *
- Do you truly believe she doesn't have
a drinking problem?
- Let me tell you something.
Every fricking day that I wake up,
I think about what happened.
- Is that after you have a drink?
* *
- All right, you know what?
Honestly, I think she's changed.
I'm sorry. - OK.
- You can get mad at me, but I do.
- No, I'm not mad at you. I hope so.
- I do think so.
- I think she's doing a good job working on herself.
- She loves you now. She tells me that all the time.
- No, and I do feel that.
But I understand why it's hard for you.
I get it. - Yeah.
- But I don't think this is the way to get
what you're looking for.
It's not for Tamra to decide if Shannon is an alcoholic.
It is not for Tamra to berate her
and make her feel worse than she already feels, you know?
She's supposed to be her friend.
So I don't get this behavior at all.
- OK, you know what, Tamra? Let's look at your drinking.
You went deadweight at Nobu. - So what.
- You've had to have people sit in a car with you...
- So what. - And drive home.
- There's a big difference between drinking
and having a good time and being an alcoholic.
- How do you feel about all this, Vicki, between them?
I'm just curious.
- I think it's disgusting, because a friend's a friend.
- What's disgusting? - Wait, what's disgusting?
- The whole fighting, this whole fighting thing.
- But, Vicki, you fight all the time.
I see you post stuff about her.
She posted something about "Traitors,"
and then you were like, that's the perfect show for you.
- It is. It was. - Like, you say--
- Because what happened, she traded.
- No, I'm not a traitor.
I'm a faithful.
I just decided to vote you two out.
I didn't feel comfortable doing the show
because Shannon just crashed her car into a house drunk.
She needed to go to rehab. - She did.
- She went to a therapy to figure out
why she dates the bad guys.
- [laughs]
- This has to stop.
I've had two conversations with you on the telephone.
- And you were drunk every time.
* *
- I couldn't drink in my program.
You need to stop.
- Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
That's all you ----ing do.
- OK, you need to stop because--no, like--
- I need to stop what, uncovering your bullsh--?
How you had to pay for everything for John.
- At the beginning, I did. - But you owe him $70,000?
- 75. - $75,000?
- Wait, no. I don't understand.
Why does Shannon owe money?
- A facelift and a loan.
- We know you've been coached, Alexis.
Like, I can't do this. - Oh, do you want receipts?
'Cause I'll prove it.
- Oh, 'cause he's given them all to you.
- I have the wire transfers right here.
If anyone would like to see this, it's right here.
- Un----ing-believable.
- Liar Face is gonna be called out.
- She's liar, liar, Spanx on fire.
- John Janssen is giving her receipts?
- This is an actual receipt.
It's a receipt.
- Was it a gift or a loan?
- Wait, what's the-- - They were loans.
One is the facelift, and the other one
is just because Shannon needed money
and he was generous enough to give her the money.
- I didn't know she had a facelift.
- She looks great.
- Yeah.
- Alexis, why are you involved in John's money with Shannon?
- My boyfriend's reputation has been demolished.
You've been fed by her.
You don't know the truth. Let me tell you--
- Do you know the truth? Your hearing it from John.
- Let me tell you the truth, OK?
- You're hearing it from John. - You have been lied to.
And I'm telling you right now...
- It's a lot, yeah. - There's a lot more.
And if she wants to go toe to toe, I'm ready.
- I'm confident in everything John says
because I've watched his actions
and we're together 24-7.
They formed this opinion by Shannon
calling these other women late at night, drunk,
telling them horrible stories about John,
which nothing has been true
and couldn't be further from the truth.
- He's not a victim. He's not a victim.
You're trying to protect him. You don't need to protect him.
- See, now you're still adding--
you're adding more names to him and all this.
Just--it's done.
He's a victim? He's never acted like a victim.
* *
- It really hurts my feelings that nobody came out
to see if I was OK, you know?
- There's a lot of talk in there right now.
Alexis and Tamra are showing wire transfers or something.
- Yeah. OK. - It totals $75,000.
- No. OK, by the way, it's 65,000.
He gave me 30,000, and he gave me 35.
Alexis has photographs of canceled checks?
I mean, she thinks she's on "Dateline"
and she's gonna nail me for something?
He's saying I owe him money 'cause you know why?
'Cause he's spending too much right now.
You have receipts, Alexis?
You should start saving yours in case it doesn't work out.
I just--I hate this.
- I can only imagine that you do.
- I hate this. - It's horrible.
- I got my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend...
- I cannot imagine. I cannot imagine.
- That he coached yet again.
It's not-- he's a ----ing monster.
He always said, I'm a good guy.
I don't deserve this.
Oh, John, what I could say,
what I could release.
You have no idea, the story about John Janssen.
You have no idea.
[dramatic music]
- You have no idea, the story about John Janssen.
He's a ----ing monster.
- See, yeah, and you think that that's not gonna have him
file a lawsuit against me if I say that?
All I've ever said is the truth about John.
- I'm gonna go find Shannon.
- I told you from day one it wasn't you
why I backed out of Tres Amigas.
It wasn't you. It was her.
- That girl needs a hug and needs to be said,
you're gonna be OK,
and your DUI is not the label on you
for the rest of your life. - You're enabling her.
- I'm not enabling her. I don't give her a bottle.
- But she needs help.
I am not gonna enable Shannon,
because I'm that type of friend.
I'm not gonna be the person that allows you to drink
and doesn't hold you accountable
so, what, next time, you actually kill somebody?
Stop ----ing drinking, get help,
or I'm done with this relationship.
- But I think you need to go back in there
because everybody is talking right now and--
- Oh, I'm not going back.
No ----ing way.
I'm out.
Like, no.
- I won't deal with Liar Face anymore.
She's poking a bear.
First she poked him, but now she's poking me.
So Liar Face better shush it.
- Hmm. - This is--
- [laughs]
- You know, I do think Alexis does herself
a big disservice being so aggressive toward Shannon.
Let these girls get to know you as you, as Alexis,
and not as John's defender.
- I personally--and maybe you don't agree, and that's OK.
Maybe keeping it--taking it down so that perhaps
you become friends with Shannon.
- Here's all I know.
I want to get to know her and like her for her.
- You can't say that and bring receipts at the same time.
- Yes, I can. - Why can't she?
- If you're gonna ----ing lie about my guy--
- No. - No--yes, if you're gonna
lie about my guy, guess what. - No. No.
- I have more receipts and they'll come also.
I'm leaving. I love you.
- You can't say you want to be friends with someone
and work something out
and bring receipts at the same time.
That's all I'm saying.
You're just gonna whip that out at dinner
and then be like, oh, I hope we can hang out later.
Would you like to come over?
It's humiliating. It's embarrassing.
What other intent is there?
- Listen, I don't really want to sit.
I'm getting ready to leave.
But all I want you guys to know is, this is toxic to me.
It really is.
You have to be kind.
Humans need to do that,
especially when we're of women of faith
and we want the best for each other.
And I know you believe in Jesus Christ.
She's a believer. You're a believer.
We all are. We don't treat people this way.
- I mean, Vicki giving a speech about
how disgusting all of this is?
That's rich.
- You all are disgusting women.
All of you, you're all disgusting.
Please show flashbacks of Vicki being disgusting now.
- You have a little family van.
When do you ever bring a family van to pick up six people?
Why are you sending a family van?
----ing slut. Slut.
I've never conned anybody in my life!
- You're not a con woman. - I was conned!
Really? (BLEEP) off.
* *
(BLEEP) off.
- We should all be good Christians
and love one another and support women
and buy her insurance.
I'm here for it.
- Have some compassion. That's it.
- I did for ten years. - You don't have to love her--
it is never OK to drink and drive.
What I'm saying is... - Yes.
- This is icky.
This is not the way we treat women.
We be there for women.
- She needs to be in a rehab program.
- You don't get to determine that.
- Yes, she does. She's a ----ing alcoholic.
She needs a rehab program.
No. - You really need to see--
- You're enabling her.
- What the (BLEEP) are you talking about?
- I'm not talking about drinking and driving.
- You know what?
- When you're an alcoholic, you should not drink at all.
- You guys, just tone it down
on how mean you are.
- I love you.
- Good night. [sighs]
- This dinner was delicious. Thank you so much.
- I honestly thought this--
I thought this was gonna bring everybody together, but--
- Are we all going? - We're going.
- We're all going. - Holy sh--.
- Next time on "The Real Housewives
of Orange County"...
- [screams]
- I kind of want to vomit a little bit.
- We'll go out to La Quinta.
- Oh, this is beautiful.
- Welcome to Big Bear, girls.
[all screaming]
- Holy guacamole.
- Gina encouraged you to out Heather.
You got set up.
- I feel betrayed by you.
- I got a letter saying, you owe John Janssen $75,000.
- Do I need to pull out the videos?
Johnny's ready to talk. - Wow.
- It will ruin her life.