1 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,139 Previously on the Real Housewives of Orange County. 2 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:11,144 I'm gonna let you live out your Coyote Ugly fantasy. 3 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,646 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,281 What the [bleep]? 5 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,417 You're telling me Heather Dubrow alerted 6 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:20,086 the paparazzi that she was gonna be at Disneyland. 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,654 On the lives of my children, 8 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,289 I have never called a paparazzi. 9 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:24,657 I am telling the truth. 10 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,759 I have facts. 11 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,160 And a receipt. 12 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,728 You totally took Heather's side. 13 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,430 I did have your back. 14 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:32,265 Like, I told you not to bring it up. 15 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:35,468 Katie told all the girls this paparazzi stuff. 16 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:37,704 But why did Gina allow that to happen? 17 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,105 I wish you had said something. 18 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:40,373 I know, I ----ed up. 19 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:41,775 I ----ed up, and I'm sorry. 20 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:44,277 - Belvedere soda. - Oh, yeah. 21 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:45,645 An alcoholic should drink. 22 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,113 This whole fighting thing. 23 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:48,314 I think it's disgusting. 24 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:49,849 - You need to stop. - Stop what? 25 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,584 Uncovering your bullsh--? 26 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:54,120 How you had to pay for everything for John? 27 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,189 You owe him $75,000. 28 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,758 He always said, "I'm a good guy." 29 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,593 Owe John? What I could say. 30 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,395 I have the wire transfers right here. 31 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:03,897 Un----ing-believable. 32 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:08,435 *** 33 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,503 Just because I drink from a flute, 34 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,605 doesn't mean you can play me. 35 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,176 Even in the harshest of times, 36 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:18,645 this Storms will always weather it. 37 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,415 I used to question people for a living, 38 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:24,684 now I just do it for fun. 39 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:31,191 Like the properties I represent, I know my worth. 40 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,361 When you live your life on the green, 41 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,896 envy is just par for the course. 42 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,899 People bend over backwards to get me, 43 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,669 and their form is terrible. 44 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,674 The only thing stuck up about me is my middle finger. 45 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,516 [upbeat music] 46 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,560 Hi! 47 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,396 - You're back! - I'm back! 48 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,531 I'm putting a little basket together for the kids. 49 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:13,767 - You let me know if I can help. - Thank you. 50 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,435 Oh, that's cute. 51 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,505 Oh, look, it's a mini grill. That's so cute. 52 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:21,808 - Oh, hi. - How are you? 53 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,743 - Tired. - Late night? 54 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,944 Look how cute that is. 55 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,246 It's like the little Easter egg hunt. 56 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,480 I wanna get some for my kids. 57 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:28,848 They have the cutest stuff. Oh, here. 58 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,750 - Oh, yeah. - I don't wanna ruin your hair. 59 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,585 - Cute. - It's pretty much ruined. 60 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,688 This is the same hair and makeup from last night. 61 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:37,424 - You sleep in your makeup? - I was tired. 62 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,359 Oh, my gosh. I can't do that. 63 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:42,262 Heather has probably a full beauty 64 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:44,597 skincare routine of 8,000 steps. 65 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:47,701 I wash my face. I use cell turnover. 66 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,703 Got my champagne lift cream, eye cream. 67 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:52,706 I have a neck cream and a little mist of La Mer 68 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,741 - and I'm on my way. - I can't turn my neck. 69 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,943 While I am falling asleep in full glam. 70 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:59,312 We're not the same. [laughs] 71 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,647 So that was a lot last night. 72 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,816 - All hell broke loose. - Yeah, I know. 73 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,451 I wasn't nice either. 74 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:05,985 Yeah. What was going on with you and Jenn? 75 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,621 What was that with the Rolex and the things and the money? 76 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,256 Okay, first of all, it's not about money. 77 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,624 It sounded like it was about money. 78 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,560 It's not about money. It's about integrity. 79 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:16,296 Emily, did you wanna end on some positive note? 80 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,597 Jenn needs to pay her bills. 81 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:18,732 Oh, my God! 82 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,501 If you wanna walk around with a Rolex on 83 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,636 while you owe all of Orange County money. 84 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,572 I'm not selling my watch. I love my watch. 85 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,007 You're so ----ing stupid. 86 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,410 Go ----ing sell it and pay back some of your bills. 87 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:32,679 You went so hard on her. 88 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,881 If you owe a bunch of people money, 89 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,417 why are you rolling around with a Rolex? 90 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,986 Either hide it or sell it. 91 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,788 It tells me that you're stupid. 92 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,657 Okay, don't yell at someone 'cause they're dumb. 93 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,360 Ugh. Beautiful. 94 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,763 Oh! 95 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:52,365 [camera shutter clicking] 96 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,601 - You taking selfies? - Busted. 97 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,637 Take your shoes off and ground. 98 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,039 Do that. It's good for you. 99 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,674 You're one with the earth, Tamra. 100 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,475 The beach is, like, my happy place, 101 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:03,843 it's one of the reasons I live in OC. 102 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:06,846 And I feel like this outing is exactly what we need. 103 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,515 We need to come down a little bit. 104 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:09,983 Hi. How are you guys doing today? 105 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,085 Can I get you anything to drink at the moment? 106 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:13,620 What kind of mocktails do you have? 107 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,088 Our most popular one is Virgin Red Tide. 108 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,023 It's gonna be muddled watermelon, Kraemer Lime Sour, 109 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,793 - mint, and soda water. - Oh, that sounds good. 110 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,628 - Perfect. - Yeah. Diet Coke. 111 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,563 - Sounds great. - [laughs] Diet Coke. 112 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,732 - Awesome. Of course. - Thank you. 113 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,400 How do you feel about last night? 114 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,703 - About Emily? - That was a lot. 115 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,906 I don't understand her saying, like, go pay people back. 116 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,709 Like, who do I owe money? What is that even insinuating? 117 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,544 I owe a bunch of people money? 118 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:39,112 I mean, she moves into a house that she can't afford. 119 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,681 You know, you owe this woman 20 grand, 30 grand, whatever. 120 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,750 You're rolling around in your car, 121 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,686 not paying your car payment with a Rolex on. 122 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,455 Yeah, she's clearly not good with money. 123 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,557 I had way too many espresso martinis, 124 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,058 and I probably shouldn't be screaming 125 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,893 across the table, "Pay your bills!" 126 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,529 Why do you keep taking these digs at me? 127 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,498 Like, is it funny to you? 128 00:04:58,531 --> 00:04:59,699 Am I less than? 129 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,102 Also, the Rolex did not work. 130 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,738 I asked her what time it was, and she's like, 131 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:07,841 "Oh, I don't know. It's broken. It doesn't work." 132 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,075 What the [bleep]? 133 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,510 Have you tried to talk to her? 134 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:11,845 Maybe she's going through something 135 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,546 - that we don't know about. - Yeah, maybe. 136 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:14,848 So Gina and Shannon came over the other day, 137 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,583 and Gina was talking about the closeness 138 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:17,450 between the two of you. 139 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,953 Tamra and Emily now, they're like this. 140 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,521 They're tight, yeah. 141 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,523 And I feel like Emily-- it's changed Emily. 142 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,125 It's like her and Tamra do this thing 143 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,060 where they're like, "High five. Who could be a bigger bitch? 144 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:29,596 "I could be a bigger bitch." And that is not my friend. 145 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,932 - Oh, and that's my fault? - No, no, no. 146 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,969 Gina was just saying, like, "My best friend has changed." 147 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,874 - Hello. Hi, Paula - How are you? Welcome. 148 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,777 - I'm so happy to see you. - I'm happy to see you. 149 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,178 - I came to shop. - Awesome. 150 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,713 I'm meeting some girlfriends. 151 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,915 - Do you wanna try one on? - Yeah, maybe. 152 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:50,583 - I mean, never get bored. - Hi. 153 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,452 - Hi. - Hi. How cute is this place? 154 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:53,620 How are you? 155 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,689 It's, like, one of my favorite little boutiques. 156 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,858 - So how are you? - I was hungover this morning. 157 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,027 - Not gonna lie. - You seem, like, distant. 158 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,096 I thought something was wrong with you. 159 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:06,633 I didn't want last night to be about the Heather and me thing. 160 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,035 I'm a little weary of my friendship with Gina. 161 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,504 She hurt me, and she apologized, 162 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,872 but she's still on Heather's side. 163 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,508 I felt abandoned by you a little bit. 164 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,511 There was a way you could've stayed a little bit neutral. 165 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:22,048 Honestly, I probably should have had Heather's back more. 166 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:26,086 Maybe Heather offers her a lot more than I can, 167 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,687 She's definitely pissed at me. 168 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,790 She's being cold and, like, distant. You know? 169 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:39,032 I just need to tell her how ----ing upset I am. 170 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,700 How could she do that to me? 171 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,902 I feel so ----ing betrayed by her. 172 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:46,573 Why wouldn't Gina vet the information 173 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,942 to make sure it's accurate? Which it's not. 174 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:51,177 She let it become this thing in her brain 175 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,179 that now she just cannot let go of. 176 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,482 Why, why, why, why? 177 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,550 Heather's just ----ing sensitive, man. 178 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:02,155 Maybe she has so much going on with Travis right now that she-- 179 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,623 You can't roll your eyes. 180 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:04,958 I have a lot going on, and I just, 181 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,027 I don't have time for her moments 182 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,661 at the moment, you know? 183 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:09,929 I don't like that you're in that position. 184 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,232 It's all right. I'm a big girl. 185 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,900 Hi. You snuck up on me. 186 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,735 - I didn't hear you coming. - You're so tall today. 187 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,737 I can't believe you're taller than me. 188 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,540 - How are you? - [raspy] Okay. How are you? 189 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:21,841 - Your voice? - I'm just tired. 190 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,243 I didn't sleep a lot last night. 191 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,711 I got a letter from the law firm saying 192 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,880 you owe John Janssen $75,000 193 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,082 plus interest and attorney's fees. 194 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,786 So now, Alexis Bellino is with two men 195 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,120 - who both sued you? - Yeah. 196 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,623 - Just so we're clear. - Oh, my God. What? 197 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,658 I don't know if Alexis is behind it or not, 198 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:41,494 but a Bellino last name is associated with both. 199 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:44,597 I mean, that's a little suspect, isn't it? 200 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:48,868 I had that coming at me, but I'm really floored by some of 201 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,171 the words out of Tamra's mouth, because it's defamatory. 202 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:54,274 I've had two conversations with you on the telephone. 203 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,775 And you were drunk every time! 204 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,610 Where do you and Shannon go? 205 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,979 - Because you go hard. - Because I care. 206 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,748 If I didn't care, I wouldn't go hard. 207 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,717 I know she cares about Shannon, 208 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,753 but I've been on the receiving end of Tamra. 209 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:09,823 It's hard. And honestly, the harder Tamra goes, 210 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,624 the further it's gonna push Shannon away. 211 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,892 It pushed me away at the time, 212 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,627 so Tamra needs to work on that. 213 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,596 I'm so angry because I really thought 214 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,131 this was gonna be a wake-up call. 215 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,166 I thought that Shannon was gonna get the help she needed, 216 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,601 but instead, she makes excuses. 217 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,570 I don't want you to go backwards. 218 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:27,807 I'm certainly not going to let Tamra Judge have me go backward. 219 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,175 - Good for you. - I'm not. 220 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,012 She acts like such a victim all the time. 221 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,780 You know, don't call me a victim. 222 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,882 There's a big difference with somebody drinking 223 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,752 and having fun and somebody having alcohol problem. 224 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:41,021 But I just can't even talk about her anymore. 225 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,789 - I'm just over it. - Take a break. 226 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,158 You need a break. A real break. 227 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,127 Okay. And you know that I have the listing 228 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,763 for Elizabeth Vargas's house in La Quinta. 229 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,664 I thought it would be fun if we all 230 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,300 go out to La Quinta Thursday overnight. 231 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,002 Will Elizabeth be there too? 232 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,904 I think she will be there, at least at the beginning. 233 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,906 Elizabeth Vargas is a friend of mine, 234 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:03,209 and she has decided to sell her home in La Quinta, 235 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,944 which is stunningly amazing. 236 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,781 And she decided to give me the sale. 237 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:11,785 This is a great chance for me to take a getaway 238 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,987 with the girls and check on the house. 239 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:18,925 I can't. Thursday I'm going to Big Bear. 240 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,661 - You're going to Tamra's house? - I am. 241 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,229 Oh, Tamra's taking people to Big Bear? 242 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,931 - Mm-hmm. - Well, I'm sure-- 243 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:27,100 I'm assuming she'll take Alexis. 244 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:27,901 Maybe. 245 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,736 Like, what would we do in Big Bear? 246 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,371 Drive up there, go sledding, 247 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,908 go to a dinner, go to the village, go shopping. 248 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,676 - We'll do it all. - Perfect. 249 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,945 Gina asked me if I would come to La Quinta. 250 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,847 How about you come with us? 251 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,216 [sighs] 252 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,851 Yeah. I mean, I'd love to see her listing. 253 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,119 - Okay. - But here's the thing. 254 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,121 I'm gonna just be upfront right now. 255 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,123 'Cause I don't wanna hear later that it was inappropriate of me 256 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,158 to tell her how exactly how I feel. 257 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,928 Because I may get heated with this. 258 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,230 So you tell me. Is that still okay if I come? 259 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,033 'Cause I don't wanna hear later that that was inappropriate. 260 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,402 No, I'm the one that's inappropriate, remember? 261 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,838 - That's me. - Sometimes. 262 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:07,974 Coming up... 263 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,710 This bullsh-- paparazzi cheating thing 264 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,179 affected my children, Gina. 265 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,287 [upbeat music] 266 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,058 What do you need to put in the ice chest? 267 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,893 I mean, I've got ingredients. 268 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,828 I just would rather have too much. 269 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,964 You realize we're going for one night? 270 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,432 Everyone's on Ozempic. 271 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,833 No one eats this much. 272 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,102 [both laughing] 273 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,140 Don't eat in the truck. 274 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,276 - What? - Don't eat in the truck. 275 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,278 There's four of us on a long road trip. 276 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,880 We're not allowed to eat in the truck? 277 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,982 Correct. That's how I keep it clean. 278 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,450 - Okay. - I'm dead serious. 279 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,285 Okay, are you not gonna help me load this? 280 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,888 I can't. I gotta watch this animal right here. 281 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,856 - I'll do it myself. - Bye. 282 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,324 [sighs] 283 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,964 Supposed to push a button-- No, not that. 284 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,302 Okay. 285 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,006 - Hi. - You are so late. 286 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,208 I have the construction workers at the house. 287 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,945 I had to get the three kids at Travis's. 288 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,447 Okay, you're a disaster. 289 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,849 And the construction workers got there at, like, 7:45. 290 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,984 I just am over it already. 291 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,419 I don't even have a real shirt on. 292 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,921 I'm wearing, like, a sports bra. 293 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,089 You're not allowed to eat in the truck. 294 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,490 - Why? - Shh! 295 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,459 I'm just saying it out loud so he can hear me. 296 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,929 You're not allowed to eat in the truck, okay? 297 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,465 - Right. I respect Shane. - Okay. 298 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,400 I am not following those rules. 299 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,036 Wait, look what I snuck in when Shane wasn't looking. 300 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,839 - So we do have some food. - Yes! 301 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,240 Breakfast. 302 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,944 Well, that's perfect timing. 303 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,278 - Hi. - Hi. 304 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,514 Oh, Matt, put that in the back of the truck. 305 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,884 All right. All right, nice to see you. 306 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,219 [laughing] 307 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,887 - Bye, love you. - Love you. 308 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,956 - I'll take good care of her. - I'll call you later. 309 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,158 Oh, here's Alexis in her new sexy car. 310 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,826 - [horn honking] - Oh, my God. 311 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,161 - Oh, God. - [laughing] 312 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,196 - Oh, for the love-- - Oh, my God. 313 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,499 - Yay. - Hi, guys. 314 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,234 Hot car, Alexis. 315 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,236 Oh, my gosh. I'm still learning it. 316 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,537 - [laughing] - Here comes Jenn. 317 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,972 Her new car's nice too. 318 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,341 - Oh, hi! - That was Ryan's old car. 319 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,076 What? That doesn't look very old. 320 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,111 Oh, honey, you gotta let that car go by you. 321 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,880 Well, I don't know how to do this. 322 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,517 Oh, gosh. We need to get Jenn on the parallel parking train. 323 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,085 I can't do this. 324 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,587 Okay. Not bad. 325 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,189 No. Well, not great. 326 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,359 It's gonna be two hours before we're on the road. 327 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,462 I can't park this thing in this spot. 328 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,098 I got it. 329 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,500 All right. 330 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,603 Hi, how are you? 331 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,539 I need ice and a cooler, maybe. 332 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,140 Look at what she's bringing. 333 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,575 We're bringing a crock pot? 334 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,845 I just got a lecture about no food in his truck. 335 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,480 Now I'm a mule for chili. Yeah. 336 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,614 I brought a grill. 337 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,616 A grill? But there's a barbecue. 338 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,318 She likes her little grill. Her little baby grill. 339 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,153 I didn't wanna mess anything up at the house. 340 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,488 I know we're selling it, right? 341 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,190 We are selling it. 342 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,524 So it's hard to clean a grill. Brought a little grill. 343 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,259 I mean, I'm really just hoping that Heather 344 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,262 is gonna grill hot dogs and not gross meat. 345 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,032 - Can you help me? - All right, everybody in. 346 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,368 I love sitting high. This is so nice. 347 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,535 All right. 348 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,871 All right, guys. I'm very excited that we're doing this. 349 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:28,041 I apologize in advance because I am a little nervous about it. 350 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,176 You know, I put so much work into 351 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,379 getting this house ready to take it to list. 352 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,014 I don't want us ruining everything 353 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,216 that I've worked hours to make perfect. 354 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,218 I don't think I really thought this through 355 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,320 when I was like, "Let's go to La Quinta. 356 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,355 "Let's have a girls weekend, let's be so fun." 357 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,924 And then I was like, "Oh, sh-- bitch, you staged the house." 358 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,927 That was a lot of chili, and now it's a lot of sh--, Shannon. 359 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,429 So I am a little concerned. 360 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,197 [vacuum whirring] 361 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,133 Yes, that's the chili buster. 362 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,367 Put your suitcase on top of the back. 363 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,202 - Yeah. - Who's got a garment bag? 364 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,604 - Jesus, Barbie. - Wait-- 365 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,172 Wait, who is Barbie? 366 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,541 Who needs men? 367 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,043 Let's go. 368 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,111 Holy cow. Let's get the show on the road. 369 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,946 - Okay. Hi. - Hi. 370 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,348 Hi, honey, hi. 371 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,383 I've never been to Big Bear. I'm so excited. 372 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,186 - You've never been? - No, I've been to Mammoth. 373 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,591 She doesn't have any money right now. 374 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,160 Gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 375 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,095 [laughing] 376 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,463 Road trip! 377 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,431 [cheering] 378 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,232 Usually, I would sit with Gina, 379 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,001 but I'm okay with a little separation 380 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,036 between me and Gina right now. 381 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,638 Jack in the Box! 382 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,107 As a matter of fact, I wish they had that thing in the car. 383 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,242 [mimics whirring] 384 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,410 That would be nice. 385 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,245 What does everybody want? Do you all know? 386 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,513 Can I see the menu? 387 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,381 See the menu? 388 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,316 Would you like to get out and go look? 389 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,185 - Okay, I'm gonna get out. - I'm gonna order. 390 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,653 - Okay, get out. - I'll pick you. 391 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,189 Jack in the Box's most popular product is its taco. 392 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,558 Breakfast is served all day. 393 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,427 - Oh. - [laughing] 394 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,530 I'm gonna have two tacos with no sauce. 395 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,467 - It's mushy. - It is mushy. 396 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,036 You're saying it's mushy like there's nothing like it. 397 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,205 I don't even know if it's meat. 398 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,641 - But I love it. - [laughing] 399 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,243 Don't eat in the truck. 400 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,412 - What? - Don't eat in the truck. 401 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,614 Shane has high hopes that none of us eat in his truck. 402 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,317 But, I mean, I'm gonna say, okay, 403 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,286 I'll listen to you, and then I'm not gonna listen to him. 404 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,688 That's how marriage works. 405 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,391 I told Johnny I didn't know 406 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,426 what I was looking for until I found you, 407 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,695 because I didn't even know what you are could exist. 408 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,997 I'm telling you, girls, I've never felt what I feel with him. 409 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,166 A player's only a player until he meets the right person. 410 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,268 He is the true Christian boy. 411 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,637 We went to two Christian services on Christmas Eve, 412 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,006 like, his Christian service and my Christian service. 413 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,308 There are a lot of lies that have been spoken about John 414 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,310 that are not true and they're gonna be cleared up. 415 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,579 I'll bring it all, so bitch better step back. 416 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,748 I feel like I'm kind of getting to know John 417 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,284 a little bit more than I'm getting to know Alexis. 418 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,053 It's like information overload. 419 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,121 Johnny J, Johnny J, Johnny J. 420 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,425 - Me? - With all the John talk, 421 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,560 I was tempted to push Alexis out of the car. 422 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,295 We have a lot to talk about, guys. 423 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,197 We don't have to do it all in this car. 424 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,465 [all laughing] 425 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,600 Welcome to Big Bear, girls. 426 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,271 - Here is my house. - Oh, it's so cute. 427 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,341 - Super cute. - I love this. 428 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,809 Now we're gonna be in chilly weather. 429 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,477 Holy crap, it is cold. 430 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,612 I told you, the minute you get out. 431 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,714 Wow. 432 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,085 Oh, my God, Tamra, how cute is this? 433 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,619 This is the game room. 434 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,456 - I love this. - Oh, my God, I love your bar. 435 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,224 And this is Katie's room. 436 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,426 - Okay. - This is your room. 437 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,395 I think Tamra gave me the best room in the house 438 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,264 because I'm new and she wanted me to have my own space. 439 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,766 No, it's because Jenn doesn't talk 440 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,668 and Alexis doesn't shut the [bleep] up, 441 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,604 so they would just, like, balance each other out. 442 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,806 - This is the antique room. - Aw! 443 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,275 So this is your guys' pajamas. 444 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,511 - Oh, my gosh. - So cute! 445 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,114 And then this is my bedroom. 446 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,249 This is where all the action happens. 447 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,617 [laughs] Just kidding! 448 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,285 This is where you and Eddie get down. 449 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,553 Mountain style. 450 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,490 - Tamra, this house is great. - It is amazing. 451 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,458 - You did all of this? - I did it all. 452 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,261 - Tamra, you're very talented. - When we bought the house, 453 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,330 it had not been remodeled since the eighties. 454 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:14,467 I personally took off all the wallpaper throughout the house. 455 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,370 We knocked down walls, we ripped out the kitchen. 456 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,306 We renovated the entire downstairs. 457 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,841 Tamra, what is this? 458 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,278 - Oh, sh--! - There's a leak. 459 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,514 Oh, my God! 460 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,848 Yeah, you need a bowl. 461 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,217 This was all just redone. 462 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,353 - That sucks. - Oh, my God. 463 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,522 My sh-- luck, man. 464 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,624 Coming up... 465 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,426 Do I need to pull out the videos? 466 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,294 - Johnny's ready to talk. - What do you mean by that? 467 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,796 The night of her DUI. 468 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,732 - If she doesn't stop lying... - He'll expose it. 469 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,200 Wow. 470 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:56,242 I like all this. This feels very desert-y. 471 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,677 Is that her Bentley? 472 00:17:57,711 --> 00:18:00,513 - Yeah. - Oh, fancy. 473 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,682 Yeah, I think she got that in the divorce. 474 00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:03,917 [laughs] 475 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,285 Hi! 476 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,519 - Hi! - How are you? 477 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,254 Gina, welcome to your house. 478 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,723 Oh, my gosh. I know. 479 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,491 - Gonna get real comfortable. - Wait, hold on, hold on. 480 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,659 I haven't-- I drove. 481 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,527 I've known Elizabeth Vargas... 482 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,629 - You look cute. - ...for a few years. 483 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,899 She's just a kind-hearted, kinda kooky kinda gal. 484 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,468 You look great. 485 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,203 I feel great, but I don't fit in my pants. 486 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,938 Well, if you ever need it sucked out, let me know. 487 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,940 - I got a good doctor. - Yeah. Okay. All right. 488 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,241 Okay, ladies. 489 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,410 Oh, this is beautiful. 490 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,579 My three-year remodel. 491 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,414 Oh, wow. Look at the kitchen. 492 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,383 Shannon, but wait 'til you see all the rest. 493 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,284 - I can't wait. - There's three rooms 494 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,586 down this hallway. 495 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,688 - That's the master, right? - Primary. 496 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,690 This is worth the price tag. 497 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,426 - It's so amazing. - Isn't it nice? 498 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,228 - Oh, it's so pretty. - So peaceful. 499 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,462 The koi are starving. 500 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,697 Oh, are they? 501 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,199 - Koi fish. - Koi. 502 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,467 How many do you have? 503 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,436 - They're supposed to be 500. - 500? 504 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,504 Are you taking them with you? 505 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,773 I just say over 300. 506 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,541 Yeah, over 300. 507 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,612 - They're gonna get you? - Oh, be careful! 508 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,449 [laughing] 509 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:14,387 *** 510 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:18,458 - Okay, guys, let's go sledding. - Ready. 511 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,827 I think my boots are two left feet. 512 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,462 Oh, no, no, no. 513 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,930 That's how moon boots are. 514 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,399 Moon boots don't have a foot. They're both the same. 515 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,634 Yeah, they're just kind of universal. 516 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,002 - Oh, okay. - Now this is a reason 517 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,737 why I would not take her skiing. 518 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,439 I mean, Jenn doesn't even know if her shoes 519 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,740 are on the right feet. 520 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,308 You want me to blow out the candle? 521 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,577 Yeah with water damage, all I need is fire. 522 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,414 - This is amazing. - So excited. 523 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,650 I'm so excited to go inner tubing, 524 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:47,454 play in the snow. Like, let's go have some fun. 525 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:49,923 I am gonna go down every hill. 526 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:53,526 Light, laugh, and don't eat yellow snow. 527 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,463 - Oh, my God, this is high. - Wow! 528 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,832 - Oh, my God! - Holy sh--. 529 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,000 See y'all later. 530 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,002 Wait. What are you doing? 531 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,338 [screaming] 532 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,773 What are you doing? 533 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,775 [laughing] 534 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,677 [laughing] 535 00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:13,246 See, just like that. 536 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,315 Did she just, like, let go? 537 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,750 Okay, I'm coming. 538 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,552 This one is a sh-- show. 539 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,054 [laughing] 540 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,356 And she's like, "Do I really talk that much?" 541 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,626 - And I'm like, "Well..." - Yeah, just a tiny little bit. 542 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,961 Just a little bit. 543 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:31,431 I got one extra run in. I know y'all are jealous. 544 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,799 Wait, was it scary? 545 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,300 No, it's not scary. It's so freaking fun. 546 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,435 Oh, my God. 547 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,638 Okay. Three, two, one, go. 548 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,041 [screaming] 549 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,609 Oh, sh--! 550 00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:45,311 Oh, my God. 551 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,514 [laughing] 552 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,483 Oh, my God. 553 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,488 Oh, my God. 554 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,059 Holy guacamole. 555 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,328 We're gonna start unloading. 556 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,464 - Where is the cooler? - This is so heavy. 557 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,633 - Where's the cooler? - It's in there. 558 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,968 It's not like we lost it on the way here. 559 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,938 - Shannon. - Shannon. 560 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,107 Don't close me in. I'm-- This is scary! 561 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,408 She's claustrophobic. 562 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,943 Get the hot dogs, Shannon. 563 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,778 You guys actually packed pretty light. 564 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:20,380 How many days are you staying? 565 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,716 - Just one. - Oh, maybe not. 566 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,684 - I'll help you, here. - [exclaiming] 567 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,420 Are you the only one in the kitchen? 568 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,555 Where did Gina go? 569 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,723 I have no idea. 570 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,124 I don't want you near fire. 571 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,359 Let me do it. 572 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,693 - [fire roaring] - Ooh! 573 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,930 - I value my eyebrows, you know? - [laughing] 574 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,132 - Can I put this here? - I love that you put 575 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,767 the little grill on the grill. 576 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,670 Choose how much charcoal to use. 577 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,905 - Okay. How much? - I don't know. 578 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,509 The lighter fluid scares me. I'm gonna be honest. 579 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,944 What does it say about the lighter fluid? 580 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,613 It doesn't really have a lighter fluid section. 581 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,948 Thank you for letting us stay. 582 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,649 - Oh, you're welcome. - This is so fun. 583 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:57,984 Honestly, Shannon needed a little getaway. 584 00:21:58,018 --> 00:21:59,052 Is she okay? 585 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,720 - It's a lot, you know. - Ah! 586 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:01,988 - I'm glad she's here. - Yeah. 587 00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:03,790 She looks like she needs a break. 588 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,759 - [clattering] - Oh... 589 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:06,926 Don't let 'em burn down the house. 590 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,162 I won't, I won't. I will not. 591 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,830 Can I have the lighter back? 592 00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:12,065 That seems like a lot. 593 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,034 Gina, I need the lighter, please. 594 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,736 Okay, I'm coming. I was just giving her the lay of the land. 595 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,904 She's like, don't worry about-- 596 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,406 Wait, hold-- Everybody back up. 597 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:20,940 She put lighter fluid on there. 598 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,843 - Not enough, apparently. - Okay, more. 599 00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:25,912 I don't know. I said start small. 600 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,847 Are you guys really gonna be okay if I leave you? 601 00:22:27,881 --> 00:22:29,516 - Yeah, we'll be fine. - We'll be fine. 602 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,650 We're just gonna be out here 603 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,153 playing with fire. No big deal. 604 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,555 Don't worry about messing up anything because 605 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,956 I'm gonna have to put it back together. 606 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:40,060 - [laughing] - You don't worry. I will. Yes. 607 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,529 Coming up. 608 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:43,963 Hi! 609 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,032 It's nice to see you, John. 610 00:22:46,066 --> 00:22:47,834 You look lean. You look ripped. 611 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,536 - I love you. - Love you. 612 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:54,307 *** 613 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:02,515 Me and Shannon went shopping the other day and we got these. 614 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,818 - Aww, so cute. - Oh, that's so cute. 615 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,886 - I wanna put it on now. - Yeah, me too. 616 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,822 - Let's put it on now. - Yeah. [bleep], me too. 617 00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:11,524 Here you go, you get this wash. You teeny tiny-- 618 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,793 - Okay. - Come on. 619 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,229 Whoo! Housewives gone wild! 620 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,199 - [laughing] - You guys, that's so nice. 621 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,434 We just wanted it to be extra fun. 622 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,236 - [clattering] - [housewives exclaiming] 623 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,805 Oh, no! [grunting] 624 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,240 Oh, everything's white. 625 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:30,143 - And now it's not. - It's gonna be fun. 626 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,945 Oh, no, the rug. 627 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,813 At least it's not Shane's truck! 628 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:36,549 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 629 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:40,253 [grunting] Why do we let you do anything here? 630 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,690 I feel like this is how you know that Heather's mad at you. 631 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,025 - What a [bleep]. - Heather... 632 00:23:45,058 --> 00:23:47,093 Everyone just calm down. 633 00:23:47,127 --> 00:23:49,729 Like ----ing Cinderella on vacation. 634 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:52,999 - Scrubbing the floors. - This just feels personal. 635 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:55,235 Like, do you wanna murder me, bitch? 636 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:58,638 - I don't see anything. - Look, it's all clean already. 637 00:23:58,672 --> 00:24:00,607 Relax. Emily's gonna shake. 638 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,542 - Not me. - Yeah. Here. 639 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,145 - [gasps] - [clattering] 640 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,515 Are you ----ing kidding me? 641 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,817 Are you? This is a joke. 642 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,853 This is a joke. What the literal [bleep]. 643 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:17,824 Like, seriously, I can't even look at it. 644 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,059 [grunting] 645 00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:21,027 Why did I decide this was a good idea? 646 00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:23,196 Your brains, they were telling you, "Don't do it. 647 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,598 "Don't take those bitches to La Quinta." 648 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,034 You know what I'm seeing right now? My commission check 649 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,637 going: cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha. 650 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,905 I am sorry. 651 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,140 Okay. Okay. What where you saying? 652 00:24:34,174 --> 00:24:36,876 - Is this mold? - Probably. 653 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,611 [laughing] 654 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:39,879 Is that mold? Isn't it? 655 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,215 You're too much. Get the [bleep] out. 656 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,751 Say it louder, Shannon. Say it louder. 657 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,854 What else can we point out that's wrong or broken? 658 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,889 This is $8 million mold, girls. 659 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:51,758 [laughing] 660 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,993 By the time we leave, it's gonna be three and a half. 661 00:24:54,027 --> 00:24:56,262 - Thanks very much. - We're here to serve. 662 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,832 *** 663 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,166 Here's some Jack Daniels. 664 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,801 This one is apple-flavored. 665 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:04,571 Alexis wants vodka. 666 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,774 She's not gonna enjoy it, so let's give her the Kirkland one. 667 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,642 [giggling] 668 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,544 Let's give her the Costco one. 669 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,780 - Alexis! - Yeah? 670 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:17,317 - What are you doing? - I can't find my hairspray. 671 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,287 - Aren't you wearing a hat? - Well, not the whole night. 672 00:25:21,321 --> 00:25:23,857 I mean, you're gonna freeze your ass off. 673 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:26,259 Do you want me to put a sweater on? I have a sweater. 674 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,328 - No. No-- - Should I put a sweater on? 675 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,033 Should I put my sweater on? 676 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,201 [laughing] 677 00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:37,337 - We're here. - Oh. [laughing] 678 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,939 - I'm in camouflage. - We're here. 679 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:41,708 Alexis, you just walked past us. 680 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,611 Maybe Johnny J can get you some Lasik surgery. 681 00:25:45,245 --> 00:25:47,347 I hear he's good at paying for face lifts too. 682 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,849 - Let me call John real quick. - [dial tone ringing] 683 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,719 - Hi! - Hi, sweetheart. 684 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,187 How are you? Oh, my gosh. 685 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,022 I've been waiting to hear your voice all day. 686 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,257 How are you feeling? 687 00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,193 Well, that's gonna be a miserable night 688 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:03,063 not sleeping without me there. [laughing] 689 00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:05,331 I just want to have a good time. 690 00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:09,669 I don't wanna talk about John or Alexis and their sex lives. 691 00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:13,106 If I'm gonna have a conversation with my boyfriend, I will. 692 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:15,375 When I'm with you, I'll just only have these on. 693 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:20,080 We have enough sex without needing phone sex, okay? 694 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,315 It's nice to see you, John. 695 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:24,884 You look lean. You look ripped. 696 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,086 John looks happy. 697 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,420 He looks like the weight's been 698 00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:29,122 lifted off his shoulders. 699 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,790 About 150 pounds of it. 700 00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:33,159 At first, this whole thing was a little weird for me. 701 00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:35,362 But any interaction I've had with you 702 00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:36,930 has always been pleasant and nice. 703 00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:38,264 Eddie loves you. 704 00:26:38,298 --> 00:26:40,300 I know what a pain in the ass Shannon is. 705 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,302 I don't know how he hung on for so long. 706 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:43,903 - I love you. - Love you. 707 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,438 All right. I miss you. [smooching] 708 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:47,307 Is that a shot glass? 709 00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:50,010 - Oh, [bleep]. - I'm gonna put the hot dogs on. 710 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:52,012 Gina, do you need to split 'em? 711 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,047 Well, I think when they slit naturally 712 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,016 is when you know they're done, right? 713 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,917 Are you really asking me? 714 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,053 I mean, my Lord. 715 00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:02,122 - I think we just put 'em on. - Okay, go ahead. 716 00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:04,791 I thought that she likes the damn hot dogs. 717 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:06,026 What do you want from me? 718 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,461 Shannon, should we go set the table outside? 719 00:27:08,495 --> 00:27:10,830 I'm just gonna turn it off and it can just 720 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:12,098 sit in here for a little bit. 721 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,767 Here, I don't know what else we need. 722 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,670 - It's a little stormy out here. - A little windy. 723 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,105 - Would you like to have a seat? - Okay. 724 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:21,174 I am so excited that I'm here, 725 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,776 actually, with the three of you guys. 726 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,778 See? And you and I are in a good place. 727 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,046 I would like to leave it there. 728 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:27,714 - [laughing] - Yeah. Good. Good. 729 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,417 I mean, I don't wanna stir up problems, 730 00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:35,321 but I saw Katie and Gina the day after the dinner. 731 00:27:35,355 --> 00:27:36,856 - We went shopping. - Yeah. 732 00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,458 And Gina and Katie were saying 733 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:42,295 that they thought that you were upset or angry. 734 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:45,331 I know that Emily's gotten aggressive 735 00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:48,802 when she's been poked, but lately this is different. 736 00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:53,340 I see her just being out-of-character aggressive. 737 00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:55,075 Well, I mean, I lashed out at Jenn 738 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:57,377 - and it was inappropriate. - I understand. 739 00:27:57,410 --> 00:28:00,814 But Gina said before her dinner 740 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:05,418 that you were so far up Tamra's ass 741 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,487 that you were becoming maybe more aggressive 742 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,124 as you hang out with Tamra, or meaner. 743 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:13,827 What the [bleep] is up with Emily? 744 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,195 She's lodged up Tamra's ass. 745 00:28:15,228 --> 00:28:18,264 Up until that night where I yelled at Jenn, 746 00:28:18,298 --> 00:28:20,100 - which was inappropriate... - Yeah. 747 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,135 ...I don't feel like I've been aggressive. 748 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,370 I haven't done anything. 749 00:28:23,403 --> 00:28:24,838 Have you fought with Gina at all? 750 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:27,140 - No! - I don't wanna make you mad. 751 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:28,341 I hate this. 752 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,909 I feel very betrayed by Gina. 753 00:28:29,943 --> 00:28:32,212 First of all, I've always been mean and aggressive. 754 00:28:32,245 --> 00:28:33,780 Hello, welcome to Earth. 755 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:36,316 But secondly, you've known me for six years. 756 00:28:36,349 --> 00:28:38,018 If we're supposed to be best friends, 757 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,319 why are you telling everyone else? 758 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:41,888 I'm pissed at her. Heather's pissed at her. 759 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,791 She dug her own grave. 760 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,359 Can we go finish the dinner? 761 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:48,094 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. 762 00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:50,430 I just want you guys to be okay. 763 00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:52,832 My heart rate's at 8,000 right now. 764 00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:55,135 - Oh, gosh. - I can't believe that women 765 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:57,170 just used to do this sh-- like, every day. 766 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,773 This was, like, the whole day. Every day. 767 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:07,113 - We need a pizza cutter. - Yes, we need a pizza cutter. 768 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:09,482 - Okay. - It's gotta be like this. 769 00:29:10,617 --> 00:29:11,951 What happened? 770 00:29:11,985 --> 00:29:13,386 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 771 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:14,921 - What's wrong? - What is wrong? 772 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,056 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 773 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:17,424 - What happened? - Nothing. 774 00:29:17,457 --> 00:29:19,859 - What's wrong? - Nothing. I'm fine. 775 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:22,262 I didn't know that there was gonna be 776 00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:23,897 this level of emotion with Emily, 777 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,066 but I don't like the talking behind the back. 778 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,902 If you have an issue with someone, just bring it up. 779 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:30,236 I'll check on the hot dogs. 780 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:32,405 - Ooh! - I just want Gina 781 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:33,907 and Emily to be okay. 782 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:34,974 They have an amazing friendship. 783 00:29:35,008 --> 00:29:37,210 Oh, my God, we made hot dogs. 784 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:38,545 It's still a little big. 785 00:29:38,578 --> 00:29:39,979 Look. 786 00:29:40,013 --> 00:29:41,381 Can you make them smaller? 787 00:29:41,414 --> 00:29:43,316 Oh, that's-- [gasps] 788 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,051 What is wrong? 789 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:46,853 Nothing, I thought they looked good. 790 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:47,954 All right. 791 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:50,457 This home is turning against me. 792 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:52,392 Emily is literally one of my best friends 793 00:29:52,425 --> 00:29:55,895 in the world, so I know when she's pissed. 794 00:29:55,929 --> 00:29:58,598 - This is too much food. - I'm gonna go sit down then. 795 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:02,202 - I'm feeling very weird. - What the [bleep] is wrong? 796 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:03,636 Nothing. I'm just hungry. 797 00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:05,171 I haven't eaten anything. 798 00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:06,840 It's fine. 799 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,842 All right. 800 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,611 Oh... 801 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:14,581 I can't-- Like, I can't even eat. 802 00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:17,384 - I'm sorry. - All right. 803 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,186 It's gonna be a great dinner. 804 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:22,622 [sighs] 805 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,224 Coming up... 806 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:26,459 You said that I'm mean, that I've changed, 807 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,995 and that you don't even recognize who I am. 808 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:35,602 *** 809 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:39,172 I feel like I just stepped out into, like, a Hallmark movie. 810 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,675 - I know. - It's so pretty here. 811 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:42,742 Beautiful. 812 00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:45,111 This is our favorite little Italian restaurant. 813 00:30:45,145 --> 00:30:46,479 Hi, ladies. 814 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:47,981 - How many for you? - Four. 815 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:49,349 - Right this way, ladies. - Thank you. 816 00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:50,650 Have the table in front of 817 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:52,452 - the fireplace. - Oh, perfect. 818 00:30:52,485 --> 00:30:54,087 Can I get you ladies started with any filtered water? 819 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,122 I also have bottled, still, and sparkling. 820 00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:57,457 I'll do sparkling. 821 00:30:57,490 --> 00:30:58,925 Oh, we have to get some bruschetta. 822 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,461 - Yes. - Everything here is amazing. 823 00:31:01,494 --> 00:31:03,129 What do you guys want to drink? 824 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:05,498 I'm gonna try your dirty martini. 825 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:07,934 Well, if I drink anything with sugar, 826 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,203 I turn red, I get my Asian flush. 827 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,072 - You get the what? - Asian flush. 828 00:31:12,105 --> 00:31:13,473 - You've never heard of this? - No. 829 00:31:13,506 --> 00:31:15,275 You just turn red all of the sudden. 830 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:16,676 Asians, historically, 831 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,646 can't break down enzymes of alcohol in our liver. 832 00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:21,348 I'll take, like, a Pepcid before I drink, 833 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:23,083 and that'll help neutralize the alcohol. 834 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:25,385 - But do you get sick? - No, I just get super hot, 835 00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:28,188 and my face gets really red and I look like I have a fever. 836 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,489 I've never heard that. 837 00:31:29,522 --> 00:31:31,224 So many Asians get Asian flush. 838 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:33,159 I don't think they have a lot of Asian friends. 839 00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:36,096 It's wild, and, like, my daughter doesn't get it, 840 00:31:36,129 --> 00:31:37,664 so she can just drink and I'll never know. 841 00:31:37,697 --> 00:31:39,366 Hello, ladies. I'm Yasmeen, 842 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:40,667 I'll be your server today. 843 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,169 Can I start you off with any appetizer? 844 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,637 Oh, the bruschetta, for sure. 845 00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:46,639 - Yeah, let's try it. - Anything for you. 846 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:49,242 *** 847 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:52,712 Mmm. Seriously one of the best hot dogs I've ever had. 848 00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:55,281 - It's a good grill. - Mm-hmm. 849 00:31:56,683 --> 00:31:59,419 Well, I think everything's great. 850 00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:13,533 Did you lose your steam? 851 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:17,237 I don't think so. I got a lot of steam. 852 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:19,105 What is wrong? 853 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:22,175 - Can I ask you a question? - Of course. 854 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:24,477 The night that you had your dinner, 855 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:27,681 - I was aggressive towards Jenn. - Yeah. 856 00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:30,583 But you said before that night 857 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,786 that I'm mean, that I've changed, 858 00:32:32,819 --> 00:32:35,488 and that you don't even recognize who I am. 859 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:38,658 I didn't say that. I've never said that. 860 00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:40,593 - What did she say? - She said that you've changed. 861 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:42,228 She's not the one that changed. 862 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:44,030 - I got offended. - You changed. 863 00:32:44,064 --> 00:32:45,632 - You think I've changed? - Yes. 864 00:32:45,665 --> 00:32:48,234 She was all about Katie. Katie was great. 865 00:32:48,268 --> 00:32:50,236 She wanted to bring Katie into this friend group. 866 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:51,571 - She loved Katie. - Yeah. 867 00:32:51,604 --> 00:32:53,306 Then you had a conversation with Heather, 868 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,575 and then you were ready to throw Katie out the door. 869 00:32:55,608 --> 00:32:58,144 This ----ing girl that I thought was my friend 870 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:00,113 that I've known for ten minutes is now attacking 871 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,048 my other friend that I've known for years. 872 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:04,718 If that's the way it is, then ----ing goodbye, Katie. 873 00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:06,419 'Cause I can't-- I'm not gonna do this. 874 00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:08,455 Well, I was disappointed. 875 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:09,723 How could you be disappointed with her? 876 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:11,725 You knew what she was doing 877 00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:13,660 - six months before. - Yeah, but I promise you, 878 00:33:13,693 --> 00:33:15,595 I thought she was a genuine good girl. 879 00:33:15,628 --> 00:33:17,197 But I'm your friend for years. 880 00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:19,265 You don't know this girl from Adam and you meet her, 881 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:22,235 and she gives you this bullsh-- information about me. 882 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,170 Look, that affected my life. 883 00:33:24,204 --> 00:33:27,374 I'm looking at her differently. Okay? 884 00:33:28,641 --> 00:33:30,643 - So, I have to ask you. - What is it? 885 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:33,213 - The paparazzi of it all. - Yeah, let's talk about it. 886 00:33:33,246 --> 00:33:35,815 Because I'll admit, like, it sounded a little suspicious. 887 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,351 The golf event did not go how I wanted it to. 888 00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:41,454 - Oh, Gina hung you out to dry. - Oh, I know. 889 00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:43,623 Two nights before I went to Gina's house, we were trying 890 00:33:43,656 --> 00:33:45,525 on the golf clothes I gave everyone. Right? 891 00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:47,160 And she was like, "Look, I don't agree with 892 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,828 "everything you think, but this is your truth. 893 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,730 "These are your feelings. I feel like you need to 894 00:33:50,764 --> 00:33:52,866 - "talk to Heather, or I will." - But did you feel like 895 00:33:52,899 --> 00:33:54,501 Gina hyped you up in this situation? 896 00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:55,769 In the moment, no. 897 00:33:55,802 --> 00:33:58,204 But I looked over at Gina defending her, 898 00:33:58,238 --> 00:34:00,640 and Heather goes, "All of us agree this is not true," 899 00:34:00,674 --> 00:34:02,409 or whatever she said. And Gina was like, "Yeah." 900 00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:04,177 All that bullsh-- came up, 901 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:05,779 every one of us were like, it was a joke. 902 00:34:05,812 --> 00:34:07,380 Thank you for saying that. 903 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:09,382 - I wasn't worried about it. -Yeah. 904 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:10,684 And I was like... 905 00:34:11,651 --> 00:34:13,319 I definitely questioned Gina's motives. 906 00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:15,588 She knows that Heather would not be happy about this. 907 00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:17,724 Do you not remember Gina sitting at the reunion 908 00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:19,659 and saying to Shannon about the CPS thing? 909 00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:21,394 "Hurts my children, Shannon." 910 00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:22,829 - My children! - "My children!" 911 00:34:22,862 --> 00:34:24,264 Well, guess what? 912 00:34:24,297 --> 00:34:25,799 Fake information hurts my children, too. 913 00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:27,534 Aren't my children important? 914 00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:29,736 So, I don't know what she was doing. 915 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:32,272 Maybe she secretly doesn't like Heather. 916 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:35,175 I remember you sitting with Shannon and saying, 917 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,243 "You made up this bullsh-- about my family, 918 00:34:37,277 --> 00:34:40,280 "and it affects my children, Shannon, my children." 919 00:34:40,313 --> 00:34:41,815 You know that this bullsh-- 920 00:34:41,848 --> 00:34:45,552 paparazzi cheating thing affected my children. 921 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,554 When untrue rumors come up, 922 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:49,923 it does trickle down to my family. 923 00:34:49,956 --> 00:34:51,691 My kids were calling me last year 924 00:34:51,725 --> 00:34:54,160 because their friends are asking them about it. 925 00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:55,695 Max has an anxiety issue. 926 00:34:55,729 --> 00:34:57,764 She's across the country at school hearing 927 00:34:57,797 --> 00:35:01,167 about this from people that she has just met. 928 00:35:01,201 --> 00:35:02,335 It's a lot. 929 00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:04,871 Shannon making up a rumor 930 00:35:04,904 --> 00:35:09,809 about CPS and my children is not comparable 931 00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:13,313 to Heather Dubrow calling the paparazzi. 932 00:35:13,346 --> 00:35:18,184 And if anybody thinks they're comparable, they're an idiot. 933 00:35:18,718 --> 00:35:20,620 You don't think that affects my children? 934 00:35:20,653 --> 00:35:22,422 You don't trust me! That's what the issue is. 935 00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:23,723 Am I perfect? No. 936 00:35:23,757 --> 00:35:25,658 But am I allowed to make mistakes? 937 00:35:25,692 --> 00:35:27,193 Never. I'm never allowed to make a mistake. 938 00:35:27,227 --> 00:35:28,595 - That's bullsh--. - That's how I feel. 939 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:30,797 - No. - I thought I was mad. 940 00:35:31,364 --> 00:35:33,500 My intention was not to have a meaningful 941 00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:34,934 conversation with my best friend 942 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:36,836 and then get derailed by Heather Dubrow. 943 00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:38,738 But that's fine. She just wants to swoop in there 944 00:35:38,772 --> 00:35:41,441 and make it about her so you can have her. 945 00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:44,978 There's a difference between making a mistake 946 00:35:45,011 --> 00:35:47,414 in judgment in a moment where there's-- 947 00:35:47,447 --> 00:35:48,682 But that's what I did! 948 00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:50,483 No, it went on forever-- 949 00:35:50,517 --> 00:35:51,885 I made a mistake in judgment in a moment. 950 00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,753 It didn't. It went on for less than 24 hours. 951 00:35:53,787 --> 00:35:55,822 No, Katie said she didn't call her ten minutes later. 952 00:35:55,855 --> 00:35:57,757 She said she called, like, months later. 953 00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,959 She told you girls, apparently, that she called me 954 00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:01,828 ten minutes later and said, "Don't say it, don't say it." 955 00:36:01,861 --> 00:36:03,630 - That's not what happened. - Right. 956 00:36:03,663 --> 00:36:04,964 You're saying it was months later. 957 00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:06,900 - Yeah. - That's bullsh--. 958 00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:08,902 - I called her the next day. - No, that's important. 959 00:36:08,935 --> 00:36:10,770 No, you told me you called her ten minutes later. 960 00:36:10,804 --> 00:36:12,806 It took me all of ten minutes. 961 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:14,841 Ten minutes, and I called her. 962 00:36:14,874 --> 00:36:16,710 And you thought you could squash that? 963 00:36:16,743 --> 00:36:18,945 And I said, "Katie, do not bring this up." 964 00:36:18,978 --> 00:36:20,680 It couldn't have been ten minutes later. 965 00:36:20,714 --> 00:36:22,248 She wouldn't have done it. 966 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:24,684 I was there when Heather and Gina got together, 967 00:36:24,718 --> 00:36:27,520 and Gina very much felt like 968 00:36:27,554 --> 00:36:30,256 you put her in a very tough position. 969 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,991 How did she put her in a bad position? 970 00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:34,828 Wait a minute. Gina knew it would not be funny. 971 00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:37,397 You got set up. You got set up. 972 00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:39,299 You really believe that? 973 00:36:39,332 --> 00:36:42,669 I can't actually figure out what Gina's motivation was 974 00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:44,504 for wanting me to talk about this, 975 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:46,873 but Tamra's thoughts on it are pretty convincing. 976 00:36:46,906 --> 00:36:48,875 So who's lying, you or Katie? 977 00:36:48,908 --> 00:36:52,045 Well, I am not lying. Have I ever lied to you before? 978 00:36:52,078 --> 00:36:53,179 How do I know? 979 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:56,416 I called that girl up and I said, "Do not do this." 980 00:36:56,449 --> 00:36:57,717 And I don't care what Katie says. 981 00:36:57,751 --> 00:36:59,552 You're gonna believe that girl over me? 982 00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:01,021 You believed her over me. 983 00:37:02,455 --> 00:37:04,357 I feel betrayed by you, 984 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,960 and I'm having a really hard time. 985 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:16,403 I feel betrayed by you, 986 00:37:17,704 --> 00:37:19,839 and I'm having a really hard time. 987 00:37:19,873 --> 00:37:23,309 *** 988 00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:25,478 I felt stabbed in the ----ing back. 989 00:37:25,512 --> 00:37:27,347 I understand that you're hurt. 990 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:29,582 I get it that you're not gonna get over it, and that's fine. 991 00:37:29,616 --> 00:37:33,653 But I need you to know that I'm really your friend. 992 00:37:33,687 --> 00:37:34,988 I made a mistake. 993 00:37:35,021 --> 00:37:37,390 I did trust someone that perhaps 994 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:38,758 I shouldn't have trusted, 995 00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:40,727 and now I am trying to sort that out. 996 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,730 I know why Katie has a different timeline. 997 00:37:43,763 --> 00:37:45,532 It's because she's lying. 998 00:37:45,899 --> 00:37:49,836 Why would I come into this group just lying? 999 00:37:49,869 --> 00:37:53,073 And I don't know if it was ten minutes or two days. 1000 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:55,675 It was not ten minutes. It was not one day. 1001 00:37:55,709 --> 00:37:57,010 It was not even two days. 1002 00:37:57,043 --> 00:37:58,778 But I know it wasn't a month. 1003 00:37:58,812 --> 00:38:00,613 It was weeks. 1004 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:04,084 I'm not Alexis. I don't bring bank statements. 1005 00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:05,985 Okay, let's move on. 1006 00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:09,122 - I know. - I can't wait. 1007 00:38:09,155 --> 00:38:11,858 Dammit. I can't eat this pasta. 1008 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:15,128 I gotta get naked later. Check, please. [laughing] 1009 00:38:15,161 --> 00:38:17,931 Tell you what, I'm gonna believe you, 1010 00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:19,799 and I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt, 1011 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,668 and I'm going to try and move past this. 1012 00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:25,005 I don't really need the big apology. 1013 00:38:25,038 --> 00:38:26,539 I need the actions. 1014 00:38:26,573 --> 00:38:28,008 So there's no point in going 1015 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:30,110 over this again and again and again. 1016 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:32,412 I'm just gonna have to wait and see what happens. 1017 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:36,516 And I never wanna hear the word "paparazzi" again, ever. 1018 00:38:36,549 --> 00:38:39,085 I'll move on, but I'm not gonna forget it so fast. 1019 00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:40,954 I'm pissing everybody off. 1020 00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:44,557 - That's phenomenal. - [chuckling] 1021 00:38:44,591 --> 00:38:45,959 My, have the table's turned. 1022 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:48,561 Should we go get some dessert and sit 1023 00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:50,096 by the fire where it's warmer? 1024 00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:51,731 - Yeah. - Yeah. Let's do inside fire. 1025 00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:53,099 Okay, let's do it. 1026 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:55,435 Little bears, where are you? 1027 00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:57,971 - Come down. - Whoop, whoop, here we go. 1028 00:38:58,004 --> 00:39:00,473 Isn't there a nursery rhyme about three little bears? 1029 00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:02,509 Yeah, it's not good. 1030 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:05,745 - Somebody dies. - What? Someone dies? 1031 00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:07,514 - Okay, wait, Katie. - Yeah? 1032 00:39:07,547 --> 00:39:10,016 I need you to film Jenn 1033 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,985 tipping her toes in the pie. 1034 00:39:12,018 --> 00:39:13,119 Is she serious right now? 1035 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:15,755 When I asked, how do I just, 1036 00:39:15,789 --> 00:39:17,657 out of nowhere, start making money 1037 00:39:17,691 --> 00:39:19,192 that we can actually live on, 1038 00:39:19,225 --> 00:39:21,594 I thought my good friend Tamra 1039 00:39:21,628 --> 00:39:24,831 would suggest real estate, maybe a podcast. 1040 00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:26,966 But sticking my foot in an apple pie? 1041 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,435 I did not see this one coming. 1042 00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:30,637 Well, I heard from some of my friends 1043 00:39:30,670 --> 00:39:34,874 that are on OnlyFans that people pay big money for foot fetishes. 1044 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:36,142 I think she can make a killing. 1045 00:39:36,176 --> 00:39:38,178 Put it in there, squish it around. 1046 00:39:38,211 --> 00:39:40,013 Do you wanna make money or not? 1047 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:42,882 Thanks, Tamra. OnlyFans? Is this it for me? 1048 00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:48,188 - Oh, no, no, I can't take this. - Oh! Oh! Oh! No! 1049 00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:50,790 And then pull it out. Pull it out, pull it out. 1050 00:39:50,824 --> 00:39:52,692 Pull it out, pull it out. 1051 00:39:52,926 --> 00:39:54,894 Ah! Oh, my God! 1052 00:39:54,928 --> 00:39:57,464 - [exclaiming] - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1053 00:39:58,932 --> 00:40:01,001 I kind of wanna vomit a little bit. 1054 00:40:01,034 --> 00:40:02,836 Mm-mm. That's a no. 1055 00:40:02,869 --> 00:40:05,872 But I'm supportive. You guys wanna do it, I'm supportive. 1056 00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:08,008 Don't be prude. Do not be a prude. 1057 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:10,810 You're banging four times a day over there. 1058 00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:13,179 Your vag needed a break tonight. 1059 00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:15,515 - It's good you're here. - [laughing] 1060 00:40:15,548 --> 00:40:18,785 - He has a big wiener? - I will not disclose-- 1061 00:40:18,818 --> 00:40:21,054 Shannon already told me he had a giant wiener. 1062 00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:22,822 Do not bring up the "S" word. 1063 00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:24,891 Alexis, when do you stop the fight? 1064 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,760 - When do you-- - I don't know! 1065 00:40:26,793 --> 00:40:30,597 - When she stops, honey. - You are on such a hell path. 1066 00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:33,633 If she wasn't still going around making 1067 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:36,102 lies about him, I wouldn't be on a hell path. 1068 00:40:36,136 --> 00:40:39,606 I get really worked up about John because the man 1069 00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:41,808 is nothing but kind, generous, loving, caring. 1070 00:40:41,841 --> 00:40:46,646 And unfortunately, Shannon has ruined John's reputation 1071 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,214 throughout the community. 1072 00:40:48,248 --> 00:40:51,217 He has not a bad bone in his body. 1073 00:40:51,251 --> 00:40:53,920 I'm so over him being abused. 1074 00:40:53,953 --> 00:40:56,189 I'm so over him being lied about. 1075 00:40:56,222 --> 00:40:58,992 If the girls actually gave John a chance, 1076 00:40:59,025 --> 00:41:01,261 they would see the man that I see. 1077 00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:05,565 My mom recently passed away, and John has been 1078 00:41:05,598 --> 00:41:09,202 the only one that has been by my side. 1079 00:41:11,004 --> 00:41:12,305 Do you think you'll stop her? 1080 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,207 Do I need to pull out the videos? 1081 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,644 Johnny's ready to talk, so, yeah, I will stop her. 1082 00:41:17,677 --> 00:41:19,713 - What do you mean by that? - Videos of what? 1083 00:41:19,746 --> 00:41:22,716 A lot. It will ruin her life. 1084 00:41:22,749 --> 00:41:25,585 He has videos of her the night of her DUI. 1085 00:41:25,618 --> 00:41:26,686 Oh. 1086 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:30,890 The videos are definitely horrific. 1087 00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:35,261 Once I saw them, I couldn't go back 1088 00:41:35,295 --> 00:41:37,297 to feeling the same about her. 1089 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,966 She has now pushed us to the point 1090 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,703 where if she doesn't stop lying... 1091 00:41:45,038 --> 00:41:47,941 - He'll expose it. - Wow. 1092 00:41:47,974 --> 00:41:50,176 Alexis, why are we even going here? 1093 00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:51,978 What do these videos matter? 1094 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:53,613 Why does anybody need to see them? 1095 00:41:53,646 --> 00:41:55,749 Does anybody take into account what this will do 1096 00:41:55,782 --> 00:41:57,050 to Shannon, her family? 1097 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:58,651 In my opinion, it's wrong. 1098 00:41:58,685 --> 00:42:02,989 It's ten times worse than you can actually imagine. 1099 00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:07,027 I definitely have said quite a few prayers for her. 1100 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:13,233 Next time on The Real Housewives of Orange County... 1101 00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:15,869 Heather's a hardhead. 1102 00:42:15,902 --> 00:42:18,171 - Love a good hatchet. - Right? 1103 00:42:18,204 --> 00:42:19,906 You and Tamra are like, "I'm an asshole. 1104 00:42:19,939 --> 00:42:21,174 "No, I'm a bigger asshole." 1105 00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:22,809 Heather's like, "Get on your knees." 1106 00:42:22,842 --> 00:42:24,344 And you're like, "Okay, Heather." 1107 00:42:24,377 --> 00:42:26,312 John said all gloves are off 1108 00:42:26,346 --> 00:42:28,948 and they're gonna release these videos. 1109 00:42:28,982 --> 00:42:30,950 [sobbing] 1110 00:42:30,984 --> 00:42:34,020 You've been doing nothing but defaming me. 1111 00:42:34,054 --> 00:42:36,089 Have I drove my car into a house? 1112 00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:42,028 Oh, my God.