Previously on the Real Housewives of Orange County.
I'm gonna let you live out your Coyote Ugly fantasy.
[upbeat music]
What the [bleep]?
You're telling me Heather Dubrow alerted
the paparazzi that she was gonna be at Disneyland.
On the lives of my children,
I have never called a paparazzi.
I am telling the truth.
I have facts.
And a receipt.
You totally took Heather's side.
I did have your back.
Like, I told you not to bring it up.
Katie told all the girls this paparazzi stuff.
But why did Gina allow that to happen?
I wish you had said something.
I know, I ----ed up.
I ----ed up, and I'm sorry.
- Belvedere soda. - Oh, yeah.
An alcoholic should drink.
This whole fighting thing.
I think it's disgusting.
- You need to stop. - Stop what?
Uncovering your bullsh--?
How you had to pay for everything for John?
You owe him $75,000.
He always said, "I'm a good guy."
Owe John? What I could say.
I have the wire transfers right here.
Un----ing-believable.
***
Just because I drink from a flute,
doesn't mean you can play me.
Even in the harshest of times,
this Storms will always weather it.
I used to question people for a living,
now I just do it for fun.
Like the properties I represent, I know my worth.
When you live your life on the green,
envy is just par for the course.
People bend over backwards to get me,
and their form is terrible.
The only thing stuck up about me is my middle finger.
[upbeat music]
Hi!
- You're back! - I'm back!
I'm putting a little basket together for the kids.
- You let me know if I can help. - Thank you.
Oh, that's cute.
Oh, look, it's a mini grill. That's so cute.
- Oh, hi. - How are you?
- Tired. - Late night?
Look how cute that is.
It's like the little Easter egg hunt.
I wanna get some for my kids.
They have the cutest stuff. Oh, here.
- Oh, yeah. - I don't wanna ruin your hair.
- Cute. - It's pretty much ruined.
This is the same hair and makeup from last night.
- You sleep in your makeup? - I was tired.
Oh, my gosh. I can't do that.
Heather has probably a full beauty
skincare routine of 8,000 steps.
I wash my face. I use cell turnover.
Got my champagne lift cream, eye cream.
I have a neck cream and a little mist of La Mer
- and I'm on my way. - I can't turn my neck.
While I am falling asleep in full glam.
We're not the same. [laughs]
So that was a lot last night.
- All hell broke loose. - Yeah, I know.
I wasn't nice either.
Yeah. What was going on with you and Jenn?
What was that with the Rolex and the things and the money?
Okay, first of all, it's not about money.
It sounded like it was about money.
It's not about money. It's about integrity.
Emily, did you wanna end on some positive note?
Jenn needs to pay her bills.
Oh, my God!
If you wanna walk around with a Rolex on
while you owe all of Orange County money.
I'm not selling my watch. I love my watch.
You're so ----ing stupid.
Go ----ing sell it and pay back some of your bills.
You went so hard on her.
If you owe a bunch of people money,
why are you rolling around with a Rolex?
Either hide it or sell it.
It tells me that you're stupid.
Okay, don't yell at someone 'cause they're dumb.
Ugh. Beautiful.
Oh!
[camera shutter clicking]
- You taking selfies? - Busted.
Take your shoes off and ground.
Do that. It's good for you.
You're one with the earth, Tamra.
The beach is, like, my happy place,
it's one of the reasons I live in OC.
And I feel like this outing is exactly what we need.
We need to come down a little bit.
Hi. How are you guys doing today?
Can I get you anything to drink at the moment?
What kind of mocktails do you have?
Our most popular one is Virgin Red Tide.
It's gonna be muddled watermelon, Kraemer Lime Sour,
- mint, and soda water. - Oh, that sounds good.
- Perfect. - Yeah. Diet Coke.
- Sounds great. - [laughs] Diet Coke.
- Awesome. Of course. - Thank you.
How do you feel about last night?
- About Emily? - That was a lot.
I don't understand her saying, like, go pay people back.
Like, who do I owe money? What is that even insinuating?
I owe a bunch of people money?
I mean, she moves into a house that she can't afford.
You know, you owe this woman 20 grand, 30 grand, whatever.
You're rolling around in your car,
not paying your car payment with a Rolex on.
Yeah, she's clearly not good with money.
I had way too many espresso martinis,
and I probably shouldn't be screaming
across the table, "Pay your bills!"
Why do you keep taking these digs at me?
Like, is it funny to you?
Am I less than?
Also, the Rolex did not work.
I asked her what time it was, and she's like,
"Oh, I don't know. It's broken. It doesn't work."
What the [bleep]?
Have you tried to talk to her?
Maybe she's going through something
- that we don't know about. - Yeah, maybe.
So Gina and Shannon came over the other day,
and Gina was talking about the closeness
between the two of you.
Tamra and Emily now, they're like this.
They're tight, yeah.
And I feel like Emily-- it's changed Emily.
It's like her and Tamra do this thing
where they're like, "High five. Who could be a bigger bitch?
"I could be a bigger bitch." And that is not my friend.
- Oh, and that's my fault? - No, no, no.
Gina was just saying, like, "My best friend has changed."
- Hello. Hi, Paula - How are you? Welcome.
- I'm so happy to see you. - I'm happy to see you.
- I came to shop. - Awesome.
I'm meeting some girlfriends.
- Do you wanna try one on? - Yeah, maybe.
- I mean, never get bored. - Hi.
- Hi. How cute is this place?
How are you?
It's, like, one of my favorite little boutiques.
- So how are you? - I was hungover this morning.
- Not gonna lie. - You seem, like, distant.
I thought something was wrong with you.
I didn't want last night to be about the Heather and me thing.
I'm a little weary of my friendship with Gina.
She hurt me, and she apologized,
but she's still on Heather's side.
I felt abandoned by you a little bit.
There was a way you could've stayed a little bit neutral.
Honestly, I probably should have had Heather's back more.
Maybe Heather offers her a lot more than I can,
She's definitely pissed at me.
She's being cold and, like, distant. You know?
I just need to tell her how ----ing upset I am.
How could she do that to me?
I feel so ----ing betrayed by her.
Why wouldn't Gina vet the information
to make sure it's accurate? Which it's not.
She let it become this thing in her brain
that now she just cannot let go of.
Why, why, why, why?
Heather's just ----ing sensitive, man.
Maybe she has so much going on with Travis right now that she--
You can't roll your eyes.
I have a lot going on, and I just,
I don't have time for her moments
at the moment, you know?
I don't like that you're in that position.
It's all right. I'm a big girl.
Hi. You snuck up on me.
- I didn't hear you coming. - You're so tall today.
I can't believe you're taller than me.
- How are you? - [raspy] Okay. How are you?
- Your voice? - I'm just tired.
I didn't sleep a lot last night.
I got a letter from the law firm saying
you owe John Janssen $75,000
plus interest and attorney's fees.
So now, Alexis Bellino is with two men
- who both sued you? - Yeah.
- Just so we're clear. - Oh, my God. What?
I don't know if Alexis is behind it or not,
but a Bellino last name is associated with both.
I mean, that's a little suspect, isn't it?
I had that coming at me, but I'm really floored by some of
the words out of Tamra's mouth, because it's defamatory.
I've had two conversations with you on the telephone.
And you were drunk every time!
Where do you and Shannon go?
- Because you go hard. - Because I care.
If I didn't care, I wouldn't go hard.
I know she cares about Shannon,
but I've been on the receiving end of Tamra.
It's hard. And honestly, the harder Tamra goes,
the further it's gonna push Shannon away.
It pushed me away at the time,
so Tamra needs to work on that.
I'm so angry because I really thought
this was gonna be a wake-up call.
I thought that Shannon was gonna get the help she needed,
but instead, she makes excuses.
I don't want you to go backwards.
I'm certainly not going to let Tamra Judge have me go backward.
- Good for you. - I'm not.
She acts like such a victim all the time.
You know, don't call me a victim.
There's a big difference with somebody drinking
and having fun and somebody having alcohol problem.
But I just can't even talk about her anymore.
- I'm just over it. - Take a break.
You need a break. A real break.
Okay. And you know that I have the listing
for Elizabeth Vargas's house in La Quinta.
I thought it would be fun if we all
go out to La Quinta Thursday overnight.
Will Elizabeth be there too?
I think she will be there, at least at the beginning.
Elizabeth Vargas is a friend of mine,
and she has decided to sell her home in La Quinta,
which is stunningly amazing.
And she decided to give me the sale.
This is a great chance for me to take a getaway
with the girls and check on the house.
I can't. Thursday I'm going to Big Bear.
- You're going to Tamra's house? - I am.
Oh, Tamra's taking people to Big Bear?
- Mm-hmm. - Well, I'm sure--
I'm assuming she'll take Alexis.
Maybe.
Like, what would we do in Big Bear?
Drive up there, go sledding,
go to a dinner, go to the village, go shopping.
- We'll do it all. - Perfect.
Gina asked me if I would come to La Quinta.
How about you come with us?
[sighs]
Yeah. I mean, I'd love to see her listing.
- Okay. - But here's the thing.
I'm gonna just be upfront right now.
'Cause I don't wanna hear later that it was inappropriate of me
to tell her how exactly how I feel.
Because I may get heated with this.
So you tell me. Is that still okay if I come?
'Cause I don't wanna hear later that that was inappropriate.
No, I'm the one that's inappropriate, remember?
- That's me. - Sometimes.
Coming up...
This bullsh-- paparazzi cheating thing
affected my children, Gina.
[upbeat music]
What do you need to put in the ice chest?
I mean, I've got ingredients.
I just would rather have too much.
You realize we're going for one night?
Everyone's on Ozempic.
No one eats this much.
[both laughing]
Don't eat in the truck.
- What? - Don't eat in the truck.
There's four of us on a long road trip.
We're not allowed to eat in the truck?
Correct. That's how I keep it clean.
- Okay. - I'm dead serious.
Okay, are you not gonna help me load this?
I can't. I gotta watch this animal right here.
- I'll do it myself. - Bye.
[sighs]
Supposed to push a button-- No, not that.
Okay.
- Hi. - You are so late.
I have the construction workers at the house.
I had to get the three kids at Travis's.
Okay, you're a disaster.
And the construction workers got there at, like, 7:45.
I just am over it already.
I don't even have a real shirt on.
I'm wearing, like, a sports bra.
You're not allowed to eat in the truck.
- Why? - Shh!
I'm just saying it out loud so he can hear me.
You're not allowed to eat in the truck, okay?
- Right. I respect Shane. - Okay.
I am not following those rules.
Wait, look what I snuck in when Shane wasn't looking.
- So we do have some food. - Yes!
Breakfast.
Well, that's perfect timing.
- Hi. - Hi.
Oh, Matt, put that in the back of the truck.
All right. All right, nice to see you.
[laughing]
- Bye, love you. - Love you.
- I'll take good care of her. - I'll call you later.
Oh, here's Alexis in her new sexy car.
- [horn honking] - Oh, my God.
- Oh, God. - [laughing]
- Oh, for the love-- - Oh, my God.
- Yay. - Hi, guys.
Hot car, Alexis.
Oh, my gosh. I'm still learning it.
- [laughing] - Here comes Jenn.
Her new car's nice too.
- Oh, hi! - That was Ryan's old car.
What? That doesn't look very old.
Oh, honey, you gotta let that car go by you.
Well, I don't know how to do this.
Oh, gosh. We need to get Jenn on the parallel parking train.
I can't do this.
Okay. Not bad.
No. Well, not great.
It's gonna be two hours before we're on the road.
I can't park this thing in this spot.
I got it.
All right.
Hi, how are you?
I need ice and a cooler, maybe.
Look at what she's bringing.
We're bringing a crock pot?
I just got a lecture about no food in his truck.
Now I'm a mule for chili. Yeah.
I brought a grill.
A grill? But there's a barbecue.
She likes her little grill. Her little baby grill.
I didn't wanna mess anything up at the house.
I know we're selling it, right?
We are selling it.
So it's hard to clean a grill. Brought a little grill.
I mean, I'm really just hoping that Heather
is gonna grill hot dogs and not gross meat.
- Can you help me? - All right, everybody in.
I love sitting high. This is so nice.
All right.
All right, guys. I'm very excited that we're doing this.
I apologize in advance because I am a little nervous about it.
You know, I put so much work into
getting this house ready to take it to list.
I don't want us ruining everything
that I've worked hours to make perfect.
I don't think I really thought this through
when I was like, "Let's go to La Quinta.
"Let's have a girls weekend, let's be so fun."
And then I was like, "Oh, sh-- bitch, you staged the house."
That was a lot of chili, and now it's a lot of sh--, Shannon.
So I am a little concerned.
[vacuum whirring]
Yes, that's the chili buster.
Put your suitcase on top of the back.
- Yeah. - Who's got a garment bag?
- Jesus, Barbie. - Wait--
Wait, who is Barbie?
Who needs men?
Let's go.
Holy cow. Let's get the show on the road.
- Okay. Hi. - Hi.
Hi, honey, hi.
I've never been to Big Bear. I'm so excited.
- You've never been? - No, I've been to Mammoth.
She doesn't have any money right now.
Gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
[laughing]
Road trip!
[cheering]
Usually, I would sit with Gina,
but I'm okay with a little separation
between me and Gina right now.
Jack in the Box!
As a matter of fact, I wish they had that thing in the car.
[mimics whirring]
That would be nice.
What does everybody want? Do you all know?
Can I see the menu?
See the menu?
Would you like to get out and go look?
- Okay, I'm gonna get out. - I'm gonna order.
- Okay, get out. - I'll pick you.
Jack in the Box's most popular product is its taco.
Breakfast is served all day.
- Oh. - [laughing]
I'm gonna have two tacos with no sauce.
- It's mushy. - It is mushy.
You're saying it's mushy like there's nothing like it.
I don't even know if it's meat.
- But I love it. - [laughing]
Don't eat in the truck.
- What? - Don't eat in the truck.
Shane has high hopes that none of us eat in his truck.
But, I mean, I'm gonna say, okay,
I'll listen to you, and then I'm not gonna listen to him.
That's how marriage works.
I told Johnny I didn't know
what I was looking for until I found you,
because I didn't even know what you are could exist.
I'm telling you, girls, I've never felt what I feel with him.
A player's only a player until he meets the right person.
He is the true Christian boy.
We went to two Christian services on Christmas Eve,
like, his Christian service and my Christian service.
There are a lot of lies that have been spoken about John
that are not true and they're gonna be cleared up.
I'll bring it all, so bitch better step back.
I feel like I'm kind of getting to know John
a little bit more than I'm getting to know Alexis.
It's like information overload.
Johnny J, Johnny J, Johnny J.
- Me? - With all the John talk,
I was tempted to push Alexis out of the car.
We have a lot to talk about, guys.
We don't have to do it all in this car.
[all laughing]
Welcome to Big Bear, girls.
- Here is my house. - Oh, it's so cute.
- Super cute. - I love this.
Now we're gonna be in chilly weather.
Holy crap, it is cold.
I told you, the minute you get out.
Wow.
Oh, my God, Tamra, how cute is this?
This is the game room.
- I love this. - Oh, my God, I love your bar.
And this is Katie's room.
- Okay. - This is your room.
I think Tamra gave me the best room in the house
because I'm new and she wanted me to have my own space.
No, it's because Jenn doesn't talk
and Alexis doesn't shut the [bleep] up,
so they would just, like, balance each other out.
- This is the antique room. - Aw!
So this is your guys' pajamas.
- Oh, my gosh. - So cute!
And then this is my bedroom.
This is where all the action happens.
[laughs] Just kidding!
This is where you and Eddie get down.
Mountain style.
- Tamra, this house is great. - It is amazing.
- You did all of this? - I did it all.
- Tamra, you're very talented. - When we bought the house,
it had not been remodeled since the eighties.
I personally took off all the wallpaper throughout the house.
We knocked down walls, we ripped out the kitchen.
We renovated the entire downstairs.
Tamra, what is this?
- Oh, sh--! - There's a leak.
Oh, my God!
Yeah, you need a bowl.
This was all just redone.
- That sucks. - Oh, my God.
My sh-- luck, man.
Coming up...
Do I need to pull out the videos?
- Johnny's ready to talk. - What do you mean by that?
The night of her DUI.
- If she doesn't stop lying... - He'll expose it.
Wow.
I like all this. This feels very desert-y.
Is that her Bentley?
- Yeah. - Oh, fancy.
Yeah, I think she got that in the divorce.
[laughs]
Hi!
- Hi! - How are you?
Gina, welcome to your house.
Oh, my gosh. I know.
- Gonna get real comfortable. - Wait, hold on, hold on.
I haven't-- I drove.
I've known Elizabeth Vargas...
- You look cute. - ...for a few years.
She's just a kind-hearted, kinda kooky kinda gal.
You look great.
I feel great, but I don't fit in my pants.
Well, if you ever need it sucked out, let me know.
- I got a good doctor. - Yeah. Okay. All right.
Okay, ladies.
Oh, this is beautiful.
My three-year remodel.
Oh, wow. Look at the kitchen.
Shannon, but wait 'til you see all the rest.
- I can't wait. - There's three rooms
down this hallway.
- That's the master, right? - Primary.
This is worth the price tag.
- It's so amazing. - Isn't it nice?
- Oh, it's so pretty. - So peaceful.
The koi are starving.
Oh, are they?
- Koi fish. - Koi.
How many do you have?
- They're supposed to be 500. - 500?
Are you taking them with you?
I just say over 300.
Yeah, over 300.
- They're gonna get you? - Oh, be careful!
[laughing]
***
- Okay, guys, let's go sledding. - Ready.
I think my boots are two left feet.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's how moon boots are.
Moon boots don't have a foot. They're both the same.
Yeah, they're just kind of universal.
- Oh, okay. - Now this is a reason
why I would not take her skiing.
I mean, Jenn doesn't even know if her shoes
are on the right feet.
You want me to blow out the candle?
Yeah with water damage, all I need is fire.
- This is amazing. - So excited.
I'm so excited to go inner tubing,
play in the snow. Like, let's go have some fun.
I am gonna go down every hill.
Light, laugh, and don't eat yellow snow.
- Oh, my God, this is high. - Wow!
- Oh, my God! - Holy sh--.
See y'all later.
Wait. What are you doing?
[screaming]
What are you doing?
[laughing]
See, just like that.
Did she just, like, let go?
Okay, I'm coming.
This one is a sh-- show.
[laughing]
And she's like, "Do I really talk that much?"
- And I'm like, "Well..." - Yeah, just a tiny little bit.
Just a little bit.
I got one extra run in. I know y'all are jealous.
Wait, was it scary?
No, it's not scary. It's so freaking fun.
Oh, my God.
Okay. Three, two, one, go.
[screaming]
Oh, sh--!
Oh, my God.
[laughing]
Oh, my God.
Holy guacamole.
We're gonna start unloading.
- Where is the cooler? - This is so heavy.
- Where's the cooler? - It's in there.
It's not like we lost it on the way here.
- Shannon. - Shannon.
Don't close me in. I'm-- This is scary!
She's claustrophobic.
Get the hot dogs, Shannon.
You guys actually packed pretty light.
How many days are you staying?
- Just one. - Oh, maybe not.
- I'll help you, here. - [exclaiming]
Are you the only one in the kitchen?
Where did Gina go?
I have no idea.
I don't want you near fire.
Let me do it.
- [fire roaring] - Ooh!
- I value my eyebrows, you know? - [laughing]
- Can I put this here? - I love that you put
the little grill on the grill.
Choose how much charcoal to use.
- Okay. How much? - I don't know.
The lighter fluid scares me. I'm gonna be honest.
What does it say about the lighter fluid?
It doesn't really have a lighter fluid section.
Thank you for letting us stay.
- Oh, you're welcome. - This is so fun.
Honestly, Shannon needed a little getaway.
Is she okay?
- It's a lot, you know. - Ah!
- I'm glad she's here. - Yeah.
She looks like she needs a break.
- [clattering] - Oh...
Don't let 'em burn down the house.
I won't, I won't. I will not.
Can I have the lighter back?
That seems like a lot.
Gina, I need the lighter, please.
Okay, I'm coming. I was just giving her the lay of the land.
She's like, don't worry about--
Wait, hold-- Everybody back up.
She put lighter fluid on there.
- Not enough, apparently. - Okay, more.
I don't know. I said start small.
Are you guys really gonna be okay if I leave you?
- Yeah, we'll be fine. - We'll be fine.
We're just gonna be out here
playing with fire. No big deal.
Don't worry about messing up anything because
I'm gonna have to put it back together.
- [laughing] - You don't worry. I will. Yes.
Coming up.
Hi!
It's nice to see you, John.
You look lean. You look ripped.
- I love you. - Love you.
***
Me and Shannon went shopping the other day and we got these.
- Aww, so cute. - Oh, that's so cute.
- I wanna put it on now. - Yeah, me too.
- Let's put it on now. - Yeah. [bleep], me too.
Here you go, you get this wash. You teeny tiny--
- Okay. - Come on.
Whoo! Housewives gone wild!
- [laughing] - You guys, that's so nice.
We just wanted it to be extra fun.
- [clattering] - [housewives exclaiming]
Oh, no! [grunting]
Oh, everything's white.
- And now it's not. - It's gonna be fun.
Oh, no, the rug.
At least it's not Shane's truck!
It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
[grunting] Why do we let you do anything here?
I feel like this is how you know that Heather's mad at you.
- What a [bleep]. - Heather...
Everyone just calm down.
Like ----ing Cinderella on vacation.
- Scrubbing the floors. - This just feels personal.
Like, do you wanna murder me, bitch?
- I don't see anything. - Look, it's all clean already.
Relax. Emily's gonna shake.
- Not me. - Yeah. Here.
- [gasps] - [clattering]
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Are you? This is a joke.
This is a joke. What the literal [bleep].
Like, seriously, I can't even look at it.
[grunting]
Why did I decide this was a good idea?
Your brains, they were telling you, "Don't do it.
"Don't take those bitches to La Quinta."
You know what I'm seeing right now? My commission check
going: cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha.
I am sorry.
Okay. Okay. What where you saying?
- Is this mold? - Probably.
[laughing]
Is that mold? Isn't it?
You're too much. Get the [bleep] out.
Say it louder, Shannon. Say it louder.
What else can we point out that's wrong or broken?
This is $8 million mold, girls.
[laughing]
By the time we leave, it's gonna be three and a half.
- Thanks very much. - We're here to serve.
***
Here's some Jack Daniels.
This one is apple-flavored.
Alexis wants vodka.
She's not gonna enjoy it, so let's give her the Kirkland one.
[giggling]
Let's give her the Costco one.
- Alexis! - Yeah?
- What are you doing? - I can't find my hairspray.
- Aren't you wearing a hat? - Well, not the whole night.
I mean, you're gonna freeze your ass off.
Do you want me to put a sweater on? I have a sweater.
- No. No-- - Should I put a sweater on?
Should I put my sweater on?
[laughing]
- We're here. - Oh. [laughing]
- I'm in camouflage. - We're here.
Alexis, you just walked past us.
Maybe Johnny J can get you some Lasik surgery.
I hear he's good at paying for face lifts too.
- Let me call John real quick. - [dial tone ringing]
- Hi! - Hi, sweetheart.
How are you? Oh, my gosh.
I've been waiting to hear your voice all day.
How are you feeling?
Well, that's gonna be a miserable night
not sleeping without me there. [laughing]
I just want to have a good time.
I don't wanna talk about John or Alexis and their sex lives.
If I'm gonna have a conversation with my boyfriend, I will.
When I'm with you, I'll just only have these on.
We have enough sex without needing phone sex, okay?
It's nice to see you, John.
You look lean. You look ripped.
John looks happy.
He looks like the weight's been
lifted off his shoulders.
About 150 pounds of it.
At first, this whole thing was a little weird for me.
But any interaction I've had with you
has always been pleasant and nice.
Eddie loves you.
I know what a pain in the ass Shannon is.
I don't know how he hung on for so long.
- I love you. - Love you.
All right. I miss you. [smooching]
Is that a shot glass?
- Oh, [bleep]. - I'm gonna put the hot dogs on.
Gina, do you need to split 'em?
Well, I think when they slit naturally
is when you know they're done, right?
Are you really asking me?
I mean, my Lord.
- I think we just put 'em on. - Okay, go ahead.
I thought that she likes the damn hot dogs.
What do you want from me?
Shannon, should we go set the table outside?
I'm just gonna turn it off and it can just
sit in here for a little bit.
Here, I don't know what else we need.
- It's a little stormy out here. - A little windy.
- Would you like to have a seat? - Okay.
I am so excited that I'm here,
actually, with the three of you guys.
See? And you and I are in a good place.
I would like to leave it there.
- [laughing] - Yeah. Good. Good.
I mean, I don't wanna stir up problems,
but I saw Katie and Gina the day after the dinner.
- We went shopping. - Yeah.
And Gina and Katie were saying
that they thought that you were upset or angry.
I know that Emily's gotten aggressive
when she's been poked, but lately this is different.
I see her just being out-of-character aggressive.
Well, I mean, I lashed out at Jenn
- and it was inappropriate. - I understand.
But Gina said before her dinner
that you were so far up Tamra's ass
that you were becoming maybe more aggressive
as you hang out with Tamra, or meaner.
What the [bleep] is up with Emily?
She's lodged up Tamra's ass.
Up until that night where I yelled at Jenn,
- which was inappropriate... - Yeah.
...I don't feel like I've been aggressive.
I haven't done anything.
Have you fought with Gina at all?
- No! - I don't wanna make you mad.
I hate this.
I feel very betrayed by Gina.
First of all, I've always been mean and aggressive.
Hello, welcome to Earth.
But secondly, you've known me for six years.
If we're supposed to be best friends,
why are you telling everyone else?
I'm pissed at her. Heather's pissed at her.
She dug her own grave.
Can we go finish the dinner?
- Yeah. - Yeah. Okay.
I just want you guys to be okay.
My heart rate's at 8,000 right now.
- Oh, gosh. - I can't believe that women
just used to do this sh-- like, every day.
This was, like, the whole day. Every day.
- We need a pizza cutter. - Yes, we need a pizza cutter.
- Okay. - It's gotta be like this.
What happened?
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
- What's wrong? - What is wrong?
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
- What happened? - Nothing.
- What's wrong? - Nothing. I'm fine.
I didn't know that there was gonna be
this level of emotion with Emily,
but I don't like the talking behind the back.
If you have an issue with someone, just bring it up.
I'll check on the hot dogs.
- Ooh! - I just want Gina
and Emily to be okay.
They have an amazing friendship.
Oh, my God, we made hot dogs.
It's still a little big.
Look.
Can you make them smaller?
Oh, that's-- [gasps]
What is wrong?
Nothing, I thought they looked good.
All right.
This home is turning against me.
Emily is literally one of my best friends
in the world, so I know when she's pissed.
- This is too much food. - I'm gonna go sit down then.
- I'm feeling very weird. - What the [bleep] is wrong?
Nothing. I'm just hungry.
I haven't eaten anything.
It's fine.
All right.
Oh...
I can't-- Like, I can't even eat.
- I'm sorry. - All right.
It's gonna be a great dinner.
[sighs]
Coming up...
You said that I'm mean, that I've changed,
and that you don't even recognize who I am.
***
I feel like I just stepped out into, like, a Hallmark movie.
- I know. - It's so pretty here.
Beautiful.
This is our favorite little Italian restaurant.
Hi, ladies.
- How many for you? - Four.
- Right this way, ladies. - Thank you.
Have the table in front of
- the fireplace. - Oh, perfect.
Can I get you ladies started with any filtered water?
I also have bottled, still, and sparkling.
I'll do sparkling.
Oh, we have to get some bruschetta.
- Yes. - Everything here is amazing.
What do you guys want to drink?
I'm gonna try your dirty martini.
Well, if I drink anything with sugar,
I turn red, I get my Asian flush.
- You get the what? - Asian flush.
- You've never heard of this? - No.
You just turn red all of the sudden.
Asians, historically,
can't break down enzymes of alcohol in our liver.
I'll take, like, a Pepcid before I drink,
and that'll help neutralize the alcohol.
- But do you get sick? - No, I just get super hot,
and my face gets really red and I look like I have a fever.
I've never heard that.
So many Asians get Asian flush.
I don't think they have a lot of Asian friends.
It's wild, and, like, my daughter doesn't get it,
so she can just drink and I'll never know.
Hello, ladies. I'm Yasmeen,
I'll be your server today.
Can I start you off with any appetizer?
Oh, the bruschetta, for sure.
- Yeah, let's try it. - Anything for you.
***
Mmm. Seriously one of the best hot dogs I've ever had.
- It's a good grill. - Mm-hmm.
Well, I think everything's great.
Did you lose your steam?
I don't think so. I got a lot of steam.
What is wrong?
- Can I ask you a question? - Of course.
The night that you had your dinner,
- I was aggressive towards Jenn. - Yeah.
But you said before that night
that I'm mean, that I've changed,
and that you don't even recognize who I am.
I didn't say that. I've never said that.
- What did she say? - She said that you've changed.
She's not the one that changed.
- I got offended. - You changed.
- You think I've changed? - Yes.
She was all about Katie. Katie was great.
She wanted to bring Katie into this friend group.
- She loved Katie. - Yeah.
Then you had a conversation with Heather,
and then you were ready to throw Katie out the door.
This ----ing girl that I thought was my friend
that I've known for ten minutes is now attacking
my other friend that I've known for years.
If that's the way it is, then ----ing goodbye, Katie.
'Cause I can't-- I'm not gonna do this.
Well, I was disappointed.
How could you be disappointed with her?
You knew what she was doing
- six months before. - Yeah, but I promise you,
I thought she was a genuine good girl.
But I'm your friend for years.
You don't know this girl from Adam and you meet her,
and she gives you this bullsh-- information about me.
Look, that affected my life.
I'm looking at her differently. Okay?
- So, I have to ask you. - What is it?
- The paparazzi of it all. - Yeah, let's talk about it.
Because I'll admit, like, it sounded a little suspicious.
The golf event did not go how I wanted it to.
- Oh, Gina hung you out to dry. - Oh, I know.
Two nights before I went to Gina's house, we were trying
on the golf clothes I gave everyone. Right?
And she was like, "Look, I don't agree with
"everything you think, but this is your truth.
"These are your feelings. I feel like you need to
- "talk to Heather, or I will." - But did you feel like
Gina hyped you up in this situation?
In the moment, no.
But I looked over at Gina defending her,
and Heather goes, "All of us agree this is not true,"
or whatever she said. And Gina was like, "Yeah."
All that bullsh-- came up,
every one of us were like, it was a joke.
Thank you for saying that.
- I wasn't worried about it. -Yeah.
And I was like...
I definitely questioned Gina's motives.
She knows that Heather would not be happy about this.
Do you not remember Gina sitting at the reunion
and saying to Shannon about the CPS thing?
"Hurts my children, Shannon."
- My children! - "My children!"
Well, guess what?
Fake information hurts my children, too.
Aren't my children important?
So, I don't know what she was doing.
Maybe she secretly doesn't like Heather.
I remember you sitting with Shannon and saying,
"You made up this bullsh-- about my family,
"and it affects my children, Shannon, my children."
You know that this bullsh--
paparazzi cheating thing affected my children.
When untrue rumors come up,
it does trickle down to my family.
My kids were calling me last year
because their friends are asking them about it.
Max has an anxiety issue.
She's across the country at school hearing
about this from people that she has just met.
It's a lot.
Shannon making up a rumor
about CPS and my children is not comparable
to Heather Dubrow calling the paparazzi.
And if anybody thinks they're comparable, they're an idiot.
You don't think that affects my children?
You don't trust me! That's what the issue is.
Am I perfect? No.
But am I allowed to make mistakes?
Never. I'm never allowed to make a mistake.
- That's bullsh--. - That's how I feel.
- No. - I thought I was mad.
My intention was not to have a meaningful
conversation with my best friend
and then get derailed by Heather Dubrow.
But that's fine. She just wants to swoop in there
and make it about her so you can have her.
There's a difference between making a mistake
in judgment in a moment where there's--
But that's what I did!
No, it went on forever--
I made a mistake in judgment in a moment.
It didn't. It went on for less than 24 hours.
No, Katie said she didn't call her ten minutes later.
She said she called, like, months later.
She told you girls, apparently, that she called me
ten minutes later and said, "Don't say it, don't say it."
- That's not what happened. - Right.
You're saying it was months later.
- Yeah. - That's bullsh--.
- I called her the next day. - No, that's important.
No, you told me you called her ten minutes later.
It took me all of ten minutes.
Ten minutes, and I called her.
And you thought you could squash that?
And I said, "Katie, do not bring this up."
It couldn't have been ten minutes later.
She wouldn't have done it.
I was there when Heather and Gina got together,
and Gina very much felt like
you put her in a very tough position.
How did she put her in a bad position?
Wait a minute. Gina knew it would not be funny.
You got set up. You got set up.
You really believe that?
I can't actually figure out what Gina's motivation was
for wanting me to talk about this,
but Tamra's thoughts on it are pretty convincing.
So who's lying, you or Katie?
Well, I am not lying. Have I ever lied to you before?
How do I know?
I called that girl up and I said, "Do not do this."
And I don't care what Katie says.
You're gonna believe that girl over me?
You believed her over me.
I feel betrayed by you,
and I'm having a really hard time.
I feel betrayed by you,
and I'm having a really hard time.
***
I felt stabbed in the ----ing back.
I understand that you're hurt.
I get it that you're not gonna get over it, and that's fine.
But I need you to know that I'm really your friend.
I made a mistake.
I did trust someone that perhaps
I shouldn't have trusted,
and now I am trying to sort that out.
I know why Katie has a different timeline.
It's because she's lying.
Why would I come into this group just lying?
And I don't know if it was ten minutes or two days.
It was not ten minutes. It was not one day.
It was not even two days.
But I know it wasn't a month.
It was weeks.
I'm not Alexis. I don't bring bank statements.
Okay, let's move on.
- I know. - I can't wait.
Dammit. I can't eat this pasta.
I gotta get naked later. Check, please. [laughing]
Tell you what, I'm gonna believe you,
and I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt,
and I'm going to try and move past this.
I don't really need the big apology.
I need the actions.
So there's no point in going
over this again and again and again.
I'm just gonna have to wait and see what happens.
And I never wanna hear the word "paparazzi" again, ever.
I'll move on, but I'm not gonna forget it so fast.
I'm pissing everybody off.
- That's phenomenal. - [chuckling]
My, have the table's turned.
Should we go get some dessert and sit
by the fire where it's warmer?
- Yeah. - Yeah. Let's do inside fire.
Okay, let's do it.
Little bears, where are you?
- Come down. - Whoop, whoop, here we go.
Isn't there a nursery rhyme about three little bears?
Yeah, it's not good.
- Somebody dies. - What? Someone dies?
- Okay, wait, Katie. - Yeah?
I need you to film Jenn
tipping her toes in the pie.
Is she serious right now?
When I asked, how do I just,
out of nowhere, start making money
that we can actually live on,
I thought my good friend Tamra
would suggest real estate, maybe a podcast.
But sticking my foot in an apple pie?
I did not see this one coming.
Well, I heard from some of my friends
that are on OnlyFans that people pay big money for foot fetishes.
I think she can make a killing.
Put it in there, squish it around.
Do you wanna make money or not?
Thanks, Tamra. OnlyFans? Is this it for me?
- Oh, no, no, I can't take this. - Oh! Oh! Oh! No!
And then pull it out. Pull it out, pull it out.
Ah! Oh, my God!
- [exclaiming] - Oh, God. Oh, God.
I kind of wanna vomit a little bit.
Mm-mm. That's a no.
But I'm supportive. You guys wanna do it, I'm supportive.
Don't be prude. Do not be a prude.
You're banging four times a day over there.
Your vag needed a break tonight.
- It's good you're here. - [laughing]
- He has a big wiener? - I will not disclose--
Shannon already told me he had a giant wiener.
Do not bring up the "S" word.
Alexis, when do you stop the fight?
- When do you-- - I don't know!
- When she stops, honey. - You are on such a hell path.
If she wasn't still going around making
lies about him, I wouldn't be on a hell path.
I get really worked up about John because the man
is nothing but kind, generous, loving, caring.
And unfortunately, Shannon has ruined John's reputation
throughout the community.
He has not a bad bone in his body.
I'm so over him being abused.
I'm so over him being lied about.
If the girls actually gave John a chance,
they would see the man that I see.
My mom recently passed away, and John has been
the only one that has been by my side.
Do you think you'll stop her?
Do I need to pull out the videos?
Johnny's ready to talk, so, yeah, I will stop her.
- What do you mean by that? - Videos of what?
A lot. It will ruin her life.
He has videos of her the night of her DUI.
Oh.
The videos are definitely horrific.
Once I saw them, I couldn't go back
to feeling the same about her.
She has now pushed us to the point
where if she doesn't stop lying...
- He'll expose it. - Wow.
Alexis, why are we even going here?
What do these videos matter?
Why does anybody need to see them?
Does anybody take into account what this will do
to Shannon, her family?
In my opinion, it's wrong.
It's ten times worse than you can actually imagine.
I definitely have said quite a few prayers for her.
Next time on The Real Housewives of Orange County...
Heather's a hardhead.
- Love a good hatchet. - Right?
You and Tamra are like, "I'm an asshole.
"No, I'm a bigger asshole."
Heather's like, "Get on your knees."
And you're like, "Okay, Heather."
John said all gloves are off
and they're gonna release these videos.
[sobbing]
You've been doing nothing but defaming me.
Have I drove my car into a house?
Oh, my God.