1 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,139 Previously on The Real Housewives of Orange County... 2 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:09,275 Thank you all for being here. 3 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:13,480 This is all about inclusion, love, and fun. 4 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,849 Hot! [laughs] 5 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:18,151 [crowd cheers] 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,452 I got a letter from the law firm saying 7 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:21,821 you owe John Jansen $75,000. 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,790 John didn't accept my offer. 9 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,325 That was a very generous offer. 10 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,559 Shannon, I just don't want you to go to court. 11 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,128 - Yes. - With this video thing? 12 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:29,562 I can't with all that stuff. 13 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:31,331 What video thing? 14 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,434 There's like Ring footage cameras of 15 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:37,170 her almost running over his daughter. 16 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,538 Oh, my gosh. 17 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:40,140 He's a monster. 18 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:42,175 Katie like, wanted to talk about Gina. 19 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,376 I didn't let her talk. 20 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:44,844 But you're not giving her any grace. 21 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,881 I see somebody that was set up and hung up to dry. 22 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:49,716 You said Heather and I are close. 23 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:52,485 - She helps me with my career. - What? 24 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,854 I could really use friends on my side right now. 25 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,490 So do you think that calling me a liar to Tamra is 26 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,459 - meaning we're friends. - You are a liar. 27 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,561 - No, I'm not a liar. - You're lying right now. 28 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:08,335 [upbeat music] 29 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,237 * Here goes * 30 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:12,839 * Something * 31 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,908 * Else for * 32 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:17,377 * You to hate me for * 33 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,879 Just let me grab that. 34 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,681 I mean, they have enough, you know? 35 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,917 We're just going to take a couple. Just-- She's not nine, 36 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:26,419 but I don't want to get her in trouble with her neighbors. 37 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,488 Just a little citrus. 38 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:32,359 - Hi, Archie. Hello. - Hi. 39 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:35,295 - You look so nice. - Thank you. 40 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:36,629 Now, I get dressed every day. 41 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:38,631 - You look so pretty. - Thank you. 42 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:41,334 Yeah, I was showing some homes prior to this, 43 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,869 which is my favorite part. 44 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:44,804 And I didn't bring you anything because I'm super busy. 45 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,340 But I did just steal two lemons off of your neighbor's tree. 46 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,575 So if you like-- 47 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,210 - Not nine. - I'll put it in my-- 48 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:51,644 I'll stick it in my lemon bowl. 49 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:55,248 Let's talk about happy things. How was Tres Amigas? 50 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,516 - So good. Those-- - What is it? 51 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:57,917 What is it? Dos Amigas? 52 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,919 People enjoyed it, so I'm excited. 53 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,622 When is the next one, though? Isn't it coming soon? 54 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,224 - It's tomorrow. - What? 55 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,394 It's tomorrow. I'm leaving at 6:45 a.m. 56 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,863 and we're flying to St. Louis to do the show. 57 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,532 We created a business with the Tres Amigas. 58 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,801 We formed an LLC. We had merchandise. 59 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:17,637 So, to all of a sudden hear that Tamra was out 60 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,373 through our manager, it was devastating. 61 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:22,509 So, we have to restructure the show. 62 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,943 But we got to take the videos out. 63 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,247 We did so much work on those and paid all that money. 64 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,249 Can we do a big clown face over Tamra's face 65 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,817 - in the videos? - Okay, stop it! No. 66 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:34,587 No, because I feel like you got to make this your own. 67 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,523 - Do you want to come upstairs? - Yeah! 68 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:37,957 - I'm like-- - Yeah, I've not seen upstairs. 69 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,794 The Tres Amigas show had a formula and it was working. 70 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,530 So now, how do we know if the show's going to be 71 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:46,266 successful with just two of us instead of the three? 72 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:47,834 There's a lot of unknowns out there. 73 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:50,437 I have garment racks here. That's Sophie's room. 74 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,706 - Oh, it's so cute. - But this is my room. 75 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,274 This is so nice. 76 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,309 The built-ins with the acrylic finishes. 77 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,544 You have a fireplace. 78 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,446 Oh, look at Ms. Real Estate here. 79 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,780 - Yeah! [laughing] - Yeah. 80 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,749 I guess it just comes out of me now, you know? 81 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,752 So, what happened when I left in Sonoma? 82 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:07,454 Well, it was interesting 83 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:10,390 because the next morning we did this bike ride. 84 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:11,991 But we're all sitting there for lunch. 85 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,594 And then Katie basically told Heather that 86 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,629 I was only friends with Heather 87 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:19,599 for her real estate connections or something. 88 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,601 But you're already with a team. 89 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:22,836 That's what I'm saying. I'm like-- 90 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,804 Me and Katie basically got into it. 91 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:29,342 First of all, I work so hard for all the business I get. 92 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:33,346 Heather has brought me nothing in the way of real estate. 93 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:38,351 Maybe she heard that and took a different interpretation of it. 94 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,587 For sure. So, I think I'm just 95 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,256 on this path where hopefully we've cleared it out. 96 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,759 Yeah, I mean, I can bury it. 97 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,896 You know, like to continue to rebuild with Katie. 98 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,798 I just need to be a little bit more cautious. 99 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,633 - Yeah, it just takes time. - Yeah. 100 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:58,371 * Good things come to those who wait * 101 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,541 * Grind hard to get your pay * 102 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,576 - Hello, ma'am. - Hi. 103 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,512 Can I have the caprese salad? 104 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:07,781 - Hi. - Hi. What are you doing? 105 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,582 Hi, how are you? Oh my gosh, I'm starving. 106 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:13,520 Can I just do three eggs scrambled? 107 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,555 - Three eggs scrambled. - Sausage on the side. 108 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,424 Of course. I'll bring it out to you ladies. 109 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,059 - Hi, welcome in. - Hi, how are you? 110 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,394 Good. For you ma'am let me know if you have any questions. 111 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,962 - I'm going to do avocado toast. - All right. 112 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,398 I feel like it's my turn because I feel like I haven't-- 113 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,633 Oh, thank you. 114 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,401 Why are we letting Jenn pay? 115 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,936 -I know, I was like-- -Because I feel like 116 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:32,405 I never do because you guys always feel so bad for me. 117 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,307 - No. - I'm going to Venmo you. 118 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,077 I think it's a nice gesture. 119 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,678 I know she can't pay her rent, 120 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,914 but at least she can afford the coffee. 121 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,682 Baby steps. 122 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,384 I feel like I haven't caught up with you. 123 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,685 The kids, what's up with Annabelle? 124 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,587 - I see her posts. - Annabelle, oh my gosh. 125 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,523 The text threads that you post between you and her 126 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:51,891 - crack me up. - Oh, hilarious. 127 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:55,595 She is by far my hardest child to parent. 128 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,864 - Shane calls her Emily 2.0. - Oh, there you go. 129 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:00,700 - And here's where I go wrong. - Uh-oh. 130 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,569 I didn't have very much growing up. 131 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:06,139 So, I overcompensate by doing everything for her. 132 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,574 We just talked about this. 133 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,042 And giving her everything she wants. 134 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,144 That's kind of the spot I'm sitting in with Dawson. 135 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,846 He doesn't see it any other way. 136 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,647 It's like, "Well, what do you mean I need to? 137 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,583 "What do you mean?" Like, I don't do anything. 138 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:18,718 You do. You provide. Like at some point, Dawson, 139 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,653 you have to want this for yourself. 140 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,889 Dawson, he is the one that 141 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,625 I might say one extra prayer over. 142 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,595 He's rebellious. He kind of can push the limit. 143 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:29,896 This is the way he's always been. 144 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:32,065 The moment we moved into Ryan's, it's like, 145 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:33,500 all of a sudden, I have a curfew. 146 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,802 Be home at like 9:30. 147 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,437 We do need some stuff in place. 148 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,872 Ryan's blowing at my phone. 149 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,940 He said, Dawson, he's banging on the door at midnight. 150 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,009 But he shouldn't be home that late on a school night. 151 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,544 It's a school night. 152 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,646 I see him going down a path that is not good. 153 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,417 I start seeing like things that I failed my kids in, 154 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,885 chores, consequences, 155 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,753 and so I need to lay the hammer down. 156 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,689 And honestly, I don't even know how to do that. 157 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,490 And so I reached out to Dawson and I said, 158 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,526 I want to have that conversation with you. 159 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,928 - And so, he said, "Yes." - Good. 160 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:03,963 So anyway, I'll let you know how it goes. 161 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,532 So, what's going on with you and Gina? 162 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,467 Have you seen her since Sonoma? 163 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,935 I haven't heard from her. No text, nothing. 164 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:12,772 No? I tell you, that last day where Shannon left 165 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,141 the night before, it was so nice. 166 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,210 It was like the whole time we had to be separated. 167 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:18,912 Shannon felt very supported. 168 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,547 Yes, there was a lot of Shannon supporting going on. 169 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,015 Did she text you back about your party? 170 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,116 No. 171 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:24,784 I want to have you girls over. 172 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,586 I'm just trying to come into this space of Ryan's. 173 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:28,221 Like it's my space, it's my home. 174 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,656 It is your space now. 175 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,825 And I am going to invite Alexis. 176 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,460 Shannon didn't respond back yesterday, 177 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:34,694 but you know what I was thinking? 178 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,162 She's doing her thing with Vicki. 179 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,064 Maybe this is better, honestly. 180 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,033 I just want to tell you, 181 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,035 my attorney called me late last night 182 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:46,639 and I said, "Have we heard anything from John's attorney?" 183 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,508 Because he went back to him saying, like, 184 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:51,444 "You're flipping blackmailing now with this video thing." 185 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,647 And he said, "Yes, they're actually standing on the fact 186 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:57,550 "that they want those videos for blackmail purposes." 187 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,220 Their exact words were, 188 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,256 "John needs some sort of insurance policy 189 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:05,992 "in case Shannon goes off the rails." 190 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:10,130 My attorney said he's going to file the lawsuit against me. 191 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,967 I'm telling you, this lawsuit, it's going to backfire on John. 192 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,169 He keeps trying to get his reputation back. 193 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,738 - Protect it. - This is not the way to do it. 194 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:22,108 Under the California Penal Code, Section 518, 195 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:26,079 extortion is a criminal offense where the defendant threatens 196 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,982 to expose a secret of another person. 197 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:35,255 John's threat of the videos sounds very extortion-like. 198 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,956 Let me just ask you your opinion on something. 199 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,892 - So, when we were in Sonoma... - Yeah. 200 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:42,028 ...and we did the fashion show, my dress was like a size 12. 201 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,897 First of all, I'm not a size 12. 202 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,732 - I just want to say that. - Oh, you're being serious? 203 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,267 - No, I'm being serious. Yeah. - Oh. 204 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,903 But then Alexis had the same dress on, but hers was like 205 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,805 a size two or four or something. 206 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,940 It was, like, totally tiny and, like, fit her perfectly. 207 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:57,744 I felt like I looked like I was going to court. 208 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,679 You did look very, like, professional. 209 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:00,980 - Yes. - Professional. 210 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,882 But I realized at the end, you know, 211 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,284 when everybody wore the white shirts, 212 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,819 like, I was the only person 213 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:08,054 that brought their own jeans to wear. 214 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:13,293 And then I thought, she did that because it was like 215 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:17,697 I'm too big to be able to fit in anything that she had. 216 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,166 - It hurt a little. - Of course, it did. 217 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,102 And I went in the bathroom, and I had, like, 218 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,604 a little mini breakdown, and I cried a little bit 219 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,773 because I felt like, again, 220 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,875 I was, like, not fitting in. You know what I mean? 221 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,577 And no one wants to feel like that. 222 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,146 Everyone wants to feel like they can fit into clothes. 223 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,814 I don't know. 224 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:38,118 I don't think Heather is malicious in this circumstance. 225 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:42,822 I do think Heather is just unaware of how much work 226 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,925 and time and effort I've put into myself. 227 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:50,764 And I just wish that maybe she saw that and thought, 228 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,966 "Let's put Emily in the leather pants." 229 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,068 I still feel like Heather looks at me as just, 230 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,370 - like, the big girl. - Oh, Emily. 231 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,838 I'm sorry that you feel that way. 232 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,173 No, but am I being unreasonable? 233 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,875 - No. - I guess that's my question. 234 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,743 Listen, I mean, you feel how you feel. 235 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,679 - You can't help that. - I don't know. 236 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,947 Maybe I can go have a conversation with her. 237 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,216 But let me just tell you, I'm very emotional. 238 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,918 Like, I'm up and down. 239 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:13,887 I just got a testosterone implant in my butt. 240 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,255 - The pellets. - Yes. 241 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,956 I asked the doctor. 242 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:20,026 Is testosterone going to make me more emotional? 243 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,996 Like, putting testosterone in me sounds like a bad plan. 244 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,398 I'm like, how much did you put in? 245 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,234 - I know, right? - I don't know. 246 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,703 Coming up. 247 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,671 I'm asking you to have a conversation. 248 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,373 Would you be quiet for a second? 249 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,774 No, [bleep] off. 250 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,276 You're not involved in this! 251 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,884 * Welcome to our house * 252 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,821 * Don't be jealous now * 253 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,689 I'm getting ready for the GLAAD Awards. 254 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,092 I'm so excited. We're going to have an incredible time. 255 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,060 And we have the fabulous team. 256 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,730 We got celebrity, iconic jeweler, 257 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,798 Martin Katz giving all the gems. 258 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,100 - You're the gem. - Thank you. 259 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,303 - Well, let me talk to Terry. - Okay. 260 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,208 I've had a relationship with the GLAAD organization 261 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,310 for many years before, you know, 262 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,747 my first kid even identified in the community. 263 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:18,852 And to be asked to present, it's such a huge honor. 264 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:22,088 Not only is this an incredible organization, 265 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,957 this is a star-studded event. 266 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:27,360 GLAAD has one of the largest platforms 267 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,929 in the LGBTQIA+ community. 268 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,365 For Terry and I to be able to support the work 269 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:36,436 that GLAAD does makes me feel like I am making a difference 270 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,238 and I'm on the right path. 271 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,940 Thank you for being here. 272 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,009 You ready? It's going to be such a special night. 273 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,711 What a great show. Oprah's here. 274 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,312 - Oprah. - Terry Dubrow's here. 275 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,114 Terry, bringing the drink. 276 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,716 See, it's a party with a purpose. 277 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:50,950 - Yes, it is. - I love that. 278 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,252 - Cheers. - Cheers. I need to get one. 279 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,020 So you and Meredith are presenting 280 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,955 Outstanding Reality Competition Program, 281 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,091 - which is a very important one. - I love it. 282 00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,793 An escort will come grab you ten minutes before. 283 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,227 - Great. - Then, it's showtime. 284 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,363 - All right, let's do it. - You look gorgeous. 285 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,065 Honey, come here. 286 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,133 I'm so proud of you. I really am. 287 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,302 I'm proud of us and I'm proud of our family. 288 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,204 I'm still ready for them to all move out, though, but-- 289 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,039 Yeah, I understand. We're helping to send them out 290 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,741 into the world, in a world that's a little better 291 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,143 - and more inclusive for them. - The problem, honestly, 292 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,112 is that they're so accepted in our family. 293 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,980 I'm going to make sure they're aware of the struggles that 294 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,949 this community can be exposed to. 295 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,085 My kids, I-- Phew. 296 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,153 They don't know anything other than love and support, 297 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,155 and I'm glad that's true, and even though they know 298 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,292 there's lots of kids out there that don't have what they have, 299 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,895 I'm glad that they just feel normal. 300 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:39,065 All right, where's Oprah? I want to meet Oprah. 301 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,835 *** 302 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,170 Here are Bravo Real Housewives 303 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,007 Meredith Marks and Heather Dubrow. 304 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,843 There's my girl! 305 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,480 As the mother of three queer kids, I want to build a world 306 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:59,519 where they can grow up happy, healthy, and safe from attack. 307 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,189 That's the reality that we want to see. 308 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,792 All three of my kids 309 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,094 are each trying to find their own way in this world. 310 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:18,071 I am here to create a world that is loving, kind, 311 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,908 and accepting for everybody in my family. 312 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:25,011 $6,500, it's sold. 313 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,449 Doctor and Heather Dubrow. Sold! 314 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,085 [all cheering] 315 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,355 That's the most expensive bottle of Veuve Clicquot in the world. 316 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,557 I'm going to enjoy it so much. Thank you. 317 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,225 Yes, we are. 318 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,294 * I don't wanna fall in love * 319 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,363 * I just wanna have some fun, yeah * 320 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,265 - So you've been here, right? - Yeah. 321 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,933 And I saw it was like vintage designer. 322 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,268 So I was like, oh, we should go. 323 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,203 And then I found out it was also a candle bar. 324 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,938 - I love that. - Okay. 325 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,173 - Hi, ladies. - Wow. 326 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,374 Welcome to Twin Flames Candle Bar. 327 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,342 Hi, thank you. 328 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,210 Are you guys here for a candle making class? 329 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,511 Yes. 330 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,313 - Hi. - Hi. 331 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,282 - How are you? - Good. 332 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,316 How do you feel? 333 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,118 - Hi. - We're just smelling-- 334 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,153 - We haven't officially met. - We haven't. Kaili. 335 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,222 No. Well, these two have met. 336 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,523 Yes, we've met, yeah. 337 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,492 Kaili and Sophia, they've only been friends 338 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,561 for a little bit of time, but they're both artists. 339 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,329 They're both gamers. 340 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,265 They both come from a weird past with their biological fathers. 341 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,534 So, they are very similar. 342 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,969 How do you do this? 343 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,904 So everyone will get a candle card. 344 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,539 Step one, you'll choose a vessel. 345 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,142 And then you'll go to our fragrance wall. 346 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,443 This one's smoky. 347 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,880 Walk in the woods, Where's slice a bitch? 348 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,115 Typical. 349 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,451 Oh, my gosh. So, Sophia said that 350 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,454 you showed her a picture of the boyfriend? 351 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,023 The guy I'm talking to. 352 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,591 I only knew him for a week and a half. 353 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,259 He said I love you over text. 354 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,361 And then got really mad when I didn't say it back. 355 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,363 And then gaslit me into trying to say it back. 356 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,633 Definitely a red flag that I look out for 357 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,335 is negativity in general. 358 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:59,172 If a guy is like even slightly mean to me, I'm out. 359 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,440 And then he gave me COVID. 360 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,075 He gave our whole family COVID. 361 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,177 - It's better than STD. - Right. 362 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,446 That sh-- never goes away. 363 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,281 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh. 364 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,450 I think she's very jaded 365 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,053 from seeing the relationship I had with her dad. 366 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,188 He was really hard on all of us. 367 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:18,258 And now she's hard on men. 368 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,126 So, I'll walk you guys through this process real quick. 369 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,294 - Okay. - Okay. 370 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,329 Take the tab off of your wick, 371 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,432 blend it kind of how you'd like it. 372 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,334 - Smell. - Ooh! 373 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,069 Holy, man. Mine smells like medicine. 374 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,603 Now you're going to stir it for a minute. 375 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,205 Okay. 376 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,940 So, you have one child that still lives in... 377 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,075 - Georgia. - Georgia. 378 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,276 Mm-hmm. He's 14. 379 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,045 - Is that hard? - Yes. Extremely. 380 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:43,216 But if I can, like, put my son on a plane four times a year, 381 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,218 and, like, just say goodbye and watch his plane leave, 382 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,953 - I can literally do anything. - Yeah. 383 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:50,023 Every time I drop him off, it just feels very unnatural, 384 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,192 to say goodbye to him. 385 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,626 He doesn't want to leave his friends. 386 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,495 Sometimes you need to let a kid go, too. 387 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,497 I stand there and watch his plane take off. 388 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,433 It's horrible, but I have to tell myself every time, 389 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,470 this is what makes him happy, so it's going to make me happy. 390 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,506 I just did it. 391 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,408 That's why it's just a little bit much, I know. 392 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,276 The moral of the story is, girls, 393 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,312 be careful who you procreate with. 394 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,580 - Oh, yes. - And make sure 395 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,115 they're a solid person. 396 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,349 You wonder why I don't want to get married. 397 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,650 Kaili says the exact same thing. 398 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,285 I know why you don't want to get married. 399 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,222 But I don't want you to be down on marriage 400 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,757 because of what went down between me and your... 401 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,358 Most marriages don't end well. 402 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,659 That's the reality of it. 403 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,461 You also don't want to have kids, right? 404 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,297 I feel like you could change your mind. No. 405 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,766 I think it's really irresponsible 406 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,401 to bring kids into the world, 407 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,403 just because you're married, or you're in love, 408 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,271 or you think it's going to save your marriage or anything. 409 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,140 - I totally agree with you. - If you have kids, 410 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,275 you need to want to have kids, 100%. 411 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,344 There's no 50 percenting it or anything. 412 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,279 Like, you need to want to have kids. 413 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:50,216 It is so irresponsible to commit to something that big. 414 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,519 It's not just getting a dog, or getting a cat. 415 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:56,556 It is a human being, and if you are not a good parent, 416 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,159 that would-- That could ruin them. 417 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,027 Simon wasn't a great husband. 418 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,429 He's not a great dad. 419 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,065 It's hard because he's the father of my kid. 420 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,268 And I wouldn't have them if it wasn't for him. 421 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,539 But there's a part of me that hates him so much. So much. 422 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,041 I was so young when my parents went through the divorce. 423 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,678 Definitely the residual energy after that has affected 424 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:21,448 how I feel about, specifically, marriage. 425 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,782 Oh, man. 426 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,417 I know. 427 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,419 They're a lot more similar than I thought, honestly. 428 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,655 Mm. My candle is smelling very good. 429 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,824 Kaili, yours smells like a lotion. 430 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,359 It's the peach and the jasmine. 431 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,527 Peach jasmine sounds like a stripper name. 432 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,229 Well, maybe that's my stripper name. 433 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,599 Coming up. 434 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,601 You think I'm going to let you flunk school? 435 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,371 I don't have these conversations to harp on you. 436 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,578 *** 437 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,153 Seven. 438 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,491 We're selling out shows like we're Adele. 439 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,559 You gotta put your key in the door. 440 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,761 Whoa. 441 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,364 I'm good. It's just caught. 442 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,133 It's caught in the door! Ow! 443 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,668 Oh, Jesus. 444 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,570 Going on the road with Vicki is just fun. 445 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,740 It's a way for me to get out of Orange County and, you know, 446 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,209 kind of feel like I'm living life a little bit. 447 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,811 What day is it today? Thursday? 448 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,713 - [tapping sound] - Oh, do you hear that? 449 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,683 - What's this one called again? - Shuffle ball heel. 450 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,520 Shuffle ball heel. Shuffle ball heel. 451 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,721 So, do you do it fast? 452 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,322 Don't stick your tongue out, though. 453 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,126 I love the tap shoe idea. 454 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,328 I think we are incorporating really good things 455 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,731 since the Tres Amiga quit. 456 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,433 So happy. 457 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,234 I never would have thought I'd be sitting here saying, 458 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,337 well, thank goodness Tamra dropped out. 459 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,572 Because it's a different show without her. 460 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,441 If we didn't have the slingshot, 461 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,276 and I just went like this... 462 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,211 it's not going to hurt you. 463 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,383 We're not completely well-received by everyone. 464 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,584 Like, we notice. 465 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,386 Is this too long? Is this slow? 466 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,188 Were people bored at this part? 467 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,889 So, it's a work in progress. 468 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,524 You know, we're tweaking as we go. 469 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,326 Where are we going? 470 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,395 The Shannon and Vicki show. 471 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,331 Woo! 472 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,833 Okay. 473 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,168 Oh, hi. 474 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,870 Well, aren't you sweet? 475 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,638 I'll do a tequila and soda with a lime. 476 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,607 - Okay. - Thank you. 477 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,476 Do you have, I don't know, 478 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,311 Tito's, Grey Goose, whatever soda? 479 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,445 Okay. 480 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,880 Let's go look at our room. 481 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,583 As soon as we get out of the prom. 482 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,886 We're just going to try the slingshot. Vicki. 483 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,255 - How the hell does it-- - We're going to try it. 484 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,556 How many people does it take? 485 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,924 All right, where are we aiming from? 486 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,293 Just for the record, you have to aim it high. 487 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,295 Aim at 10 o'clock. 488 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,767 Release the shirt! 489 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,602 I don't-- No. 490 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,570 We'll try it again. Here we go. 491 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,205 I think it's going to be so much fun 492 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,374 that we slingshot these T-shirts out in the audience, 493 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,909 because I was just at Adele's concert, 494 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,712 and she did it with this big, powerful gun, 495 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,380 and nobody, nobody got hurt. 496 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,815 Oh! 497 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,283 Did it go? 498 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,551 You know what's going to ha-- 499 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,786 You're going to end up killing somebody. 500 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,789 Vicki and I are never short of ideas. 501 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,325 And some of them are very silly. And dumb. 502 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,727 It went behind us? 503 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,796 It was supposed to launch this way. 504 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,699 We gotta go back to the drawing board on the slingshot. 505 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,600 **** 506 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,743 Are you going to come in here with me, Sparky? 507 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,511 Is this yours? 508 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,650 Daws? Come over here and see me. 509 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,385 - Sit down. - Why? 510 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,587 Because I haven't seen you. That's why. 511 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,489 - Why, are you in a hurry? - No. 512 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,591 Just curious what we're going to talk about. 513 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,428 All the amazing things in life? 514 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,997 - Come on. - Everything's good? 515 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,933 - I guess so. - Okay. 516 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,769 When I was with the girls in Sonoma, you came in, 517 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,971 past curfew, woke everybody up. 518 00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,440 And this is what, I want you to be honest with me, 519 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,842 because I'll call you and I'll say, 520 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,443 "Come home because we're going to make dinner," 521 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,678 And you'll say, "Okay." 522 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,483 And then 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock, 10 o'clock, where are you? 523 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,318 And I-- I don't understand that. 524 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,820 What is your thinking on that? 525 00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:22,322 And why? 526 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,424 Well, I mean, sometimes I, like... 527 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:26,726 I just sit in my car 528 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,629 because I feel like I don't really want to come here. 529 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,565 Why do you not want to be here? 530 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:33,867 Do you not feel comfortable here? 531 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,535 Do you not like Ryan? 532 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,370 Don't-- don't say that. I do like Ryan. 533 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,838 I'm just trying to understand. 534 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:41,708 I feel like this is the only thing you talk about. 535 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,476 - Because it matters. - I just feel like 536 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,778 you're always in my ear. 537 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,847 I feel like we never talk about anything else 538 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,649 besides what's wrong with Dawson. 539 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,785 - That is not-- - That is all we talk about. 540 00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,788 You think as your mom, I'm going to let you 541 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,656 not get up for school on time? 542 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,491 You think I'm going to let you flunk school? 543 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,093 Is that why you don't want to be here? 544 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,995 Because you don't want to deal with mom being more strict? 545 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,630 Honestly, I feel like when I'm here, 546 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,565 I don't really have a personal space. 547 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,067 You text and call me all the time. 548 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,869 And while dad does have a one-bedroom apartment, 549 00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:12,472 he understands that it's his space, and it's my space, 550 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,741 And we both respect each other. 551 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,444 Being here, my space wasn't really respected. 552 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,046 And so I feel like it would be better 553 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,948 to go somewhere where it is. 554 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,922 I do feel like I am closer to Dad. 555 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:32,959 I feel like if I could, I would like to be closer with you. 556 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,796 But Dawson, I don't have these conversations to harp on you. 557 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:39,666 I see myself so much in you. 558 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,434 I wanted to have fun. 559 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,969 I was kind of careless about school. 560 00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:46,740 But if somebody would have made me realize, at 17, 561 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,575 the potential I had, 562 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,043 I wouldn't be sitting at 46 where I sit. 563 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,078 I would have hustled. I would have done more. 564 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:55,815 And I just feel like if I could instill that in you, my gosh, 565 00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:58,685 you could move the entire world. 566 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,520 I wish I would have invested in myself. 567 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,422 Because I wouldn't sit here trying to figure out my rent, 568 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,024 trying to figure out where to live with my kids, 569 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:06,559 trying to figure out how to get bills paid. 570 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:08,695 I feel like a failure sometimes, for sure. 571 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,663 This isn't where I was supposed to be. 572 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,832 This isn't what I was supposed to do. 573 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:16,569 And so, I take it so personal for my kids, 574 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:20,473 because I want it so different for them. 575 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:25,078 I apologize for coming across as being annoying. 576 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,013 But I'll probably always be annoying, 577 00:22:27,047 --> 00:22:29,716 whenever I think that there's something I see in you 578 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,686 that I want you to see in yourself. 579 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,856 So, I will do better about giving you your space. 580 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:38,958 But the one thing I won't do 581 00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:41,461 is I'm never not going to be your mom. 582 00:22:41,895 --> 00:22:45,498 I will never, ever, ever stop doing whatever I have to do 583 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,733 for the better of you. 584 00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:50,603 Even if it means you're going to go live with your dad. 585 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,172 I feel freaking sick. 586 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,541 But I'm going to let him do it. 587 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,609 It goes against everything in my being. 588 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:57,877 But I'm going to do it, 589 00:22:57,911 --> 00:23:01,848 and then my hope is he comes back. 590 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,585 And I love you so much, Dawson. 591 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,621 Love you too. 592 00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:11,925 Coming up. 593 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:15,028 Take off your pants and pee in the yard. 594 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,697 - What are you doing? - No! I pee in the yard? 595 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:20,467 Oh, my God. Oh my God. 596 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,074 *** 597 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,851 This is at her and Ryan's house. 598 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:40,653 It's like a poolside chic party. 599 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:41,955 And I've been there, by the way. 600 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,690 And this pool looks like a Hugh Hefner-like 601 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,091 -Playboy Bunny house. -Oh? 602 00:23:57,671 --> 00:23:58,772 Oh, you're welcome. 603 00:23:58,805 --> 00:23:59,839 Sorry. I can't bend over. 604 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,107 Those pants are tight. 605 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:02,909 They're big in the waist, tight in my ass. 606 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,477 You look like Janet Jackson. 607 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:05,945 Ooh! 608 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:08,982 *** 609 00:24:10,684 --> 00:24:13,720 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 610 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:18,024 Shannon Storms Beador and Vicki Gunvalson! 611 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:19,893 [cheering] 612 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:22,162 Welcome! 613 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,231 You know what, I want a shot of tequila. 614 00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:27,267 [cheering] 615 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,636 We're not driving tonight. 616 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:39,279 * I just feel godly with you beside me * 617 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:41,614 * I want * 618 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,650 * I want * 619 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:48,688 You would eat these, huh? 620 00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:50,023 [dog whining] 621 00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:51,691 * If it's all right with you * 622 00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:54,027 * I'mma step back and excuse myself * 623 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,096 * 'Cause I'm really over here * 624 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:57,831 - [doorbell ringing] - * Feeling myself * 625 00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:58,932 Okay, okay. 626 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,333 - Okay. - Hello? Oh. 627 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:01,735 - Hi! - Hi. 628 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,036 It's just going to be a minute. 629 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:04,804 It's going to happen 10 more times. 630 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,239 - Oh, my God. - And then, they'll settle in. 631 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,241 Hi! You look beautiful. What is your problem? 632 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,577 - She's old. - She's old like me. 633 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:11,945 That's why I bark. 634 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,747 Well, no. You're-- She's very old. 635 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,249 *** 636 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,818 - [barking] - Jenn? 637 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,756 I'm just going to walk in. Hi! 638 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,591 Oh, my God, this dog is killing me. 639 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,660 - How old? - Not very old. 640 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,095 - Not very old? - Not very... 641 00:25:29,129 --> 00:25:30,263 Looks 120. 642 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,932 - [women chuckling] - [dog whining] 643 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:35,168 Hi! I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. 644 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,102 That's okay. 645 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:38,238 Okay, Sparkles, enough. Come have a drink 646 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:39,806 - You look pretty. - Thank you. 647 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,241 *** 648 00:25:42,175 --> 00:25:43,677 * Oh * 649 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:44,944 * Everywhere we go * 650 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:46,279 * When we walk in the room * 651 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:47,881 * They can tell that we stuntin' * 652 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,082 * And the people are stunned * 653 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,650 - You been here? - No. 654 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:52,218 I have been to Ryan's house. 655 00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:54,120 Okay. Oh, this is like, a little bonus loft. 656 00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:56,222 What were these rooms before? 657 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:57,891 - Just empty. - Well, I mean, 658 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,926 it doesn't seem like you're packed in. 659 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,895 What's up, girl? Oh, two girlies. 660 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,096 - Hi. - Hi. 661 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:04,964 If I can make it work, like, 662 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,833 you definitely need to make this sh-- work, girl. 663 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:09,069 You have, like, a ----ing water feature in your backyard. 664 00:26:09,102 --> 00:26:10,870 Like, the struggle is real. 665 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,038 - For real. - This is Kacy. 666 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,840 - This is Emily. - Hi. 667 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,642 - This is Gina. - So nice to meet you. 668 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:16,843 I'll take two. 669 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,678 Margarita? Do you want salt or tajin? 670 00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:19,946 Tajin, please. 671 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,114 Okay, get down, doggie. 672 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,783 Hey, you! Move it, chubby! 673 00:26:23,817 --> 00:26:24,951 I'm just kidding. 674 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,119 She needs Ozempic. 675 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,821 I know where she can get some. 676 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:30,857 I'm not on Ozempic. 677 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,959 That's why I have to wear jeans. 678 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:34,961 *** 679 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,005 Well, there she is! 680 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:46,272 - Here. I'll scoot. - Oh, no, you're fine. 681 00:26:46,306 --> 00:26:47,907 - I can perch over here. - Okay. 682 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,209 - Thank you. - Hi. 683 00:26:49,242 --> 00:26:50,877 - I love her. - This is so beautiful. 684 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,012 - Oh, my gosh. - This backyard's amazing. 685 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:53,813 What a beautiful home. 686 00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:55,248 Thank you guys for coming over. You guys, whoever's hungry, 687 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,217 feel free to go over and grab tacos. 688 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,985 All right, let's go. Come on. Let's grab some tacos. 689 00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:00,186 What's been going on with you? 690 00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:04,324 Dawson, he lives here-- well, he was here last night. 691 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:06,159 - Oh, yeah. - So, yeah. How's that going? 692 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,428 He said for now he wants to stay at his dad's. 693 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,031 Ryan was kind of like, look, you're mom and I want you here. 694 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,433 This is home. If you're here, you know, 695 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,468 there's some curfews, and there's some guidelines. 696 00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:17,270 That's all we ask. Stay on top of grades. 697 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,872 Come home on time, or let us know 698 00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:19,973 when you're going to be late. 699 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,741 I think it's-- They all do it. 700 00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:22,942 They do. 701 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,711 Katarina, she came home at 3 AM. 702 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:25,812 Who's driving around at 3 AM? 703 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,013 Kat, she came home at three. 704 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:28,348 She goes, "Well, I wasn't driving." 705 00:27:28,381 --> 00:27:30,250 I go, "It doesn't matter. Being on the road... 706 00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:32,318 - It's a bad time to be out. - It's a bad time to be out. 707 00:27:32,352 --> 00:27:34,421 - Who's out at 3 AM? - The DUIers. 708 00:27:34,454 --> 00:27:35,989 Drunks. 709 00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:39,993 Oh, can I just say, I did get arrested for DUI. 710 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,195 I made a very horrible, horrible mistake. 711 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:44,064 And I am working on myself. 712 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:46,132 And I think that it took me to get to that place 713 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,234 to make changes for myself, so... 714 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:51,171 Please! Thank you, guys. It means a lot. 715 00:27:51,204 --> 00:27:53,773 I think it's super important for Shannon, especially, 716 00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:55,275 to have this show as an outlet 717 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:57,210 to show the people that attend, 718 00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:59,045 like, I'm good. I don't drink anymore. 719 00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:00,347 Well, I shouldn't say 720 00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:01,915 she doesn't drink anymore because she does. 721 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,149 - Cheers. - Thank you for coming. 722 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,084 Whoa. 723 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,485 But she doesn't drink and drive. 724 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,821 She took it upon herself to do what she had to do 725 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,356 to be a better person. 726 00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:12,525 I think we have one more song in you, don't you, ladies? 727 00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:14,394 Yes. We have tap shoes on. 728 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:17,931 Being able to go on the road, it saved me. 729 00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:19,199 It's so much fun. 730 00:28:19,232 --> 00:28:21,034 I mean, it is positive 731 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,136 compared to all the negative in my life. 732 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:28,441 * You a boss and you looking like it * 733 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:33,246 Oh! So pretty. 734 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,881 Hi, my love. 735 00:28:35,315 --> 00:28:37,150 - I missed you. - Hi. 736 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,385 You look beautiful. Hi, honey. 737 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:39,819 Oh, my gosh. I missed all of you. 738 00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:40,887 You're so excited today. 739 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,522 I haven't seen you in forever. 740 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,224 Should I sit here? 741 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:46,259 Alexis, thank you for coming to the GLAAD Awards. 742 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:52,499 What you do makes me feel like I can move forward in my life 743 00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:55,001 with my battle, is... 744 00:28:55,035 --> 00:28:56,436 I love you. 745 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:57,570 So, thank you. 746 00:28:57,604 --> 00:28:59,072 You look beautiful. 747 00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:00,206 I wish you had brought John, honestly. 748 00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:03,276 Because it's such a personal thing. 749 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:06,079 And I know how he supports you. 750 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,915 He-- Mm. 751 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,151 Are you okay? I feel like you're so... 752 00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:12,552 I know. What's going on? 753 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:15,021 - Your energy is different. - Yeah. 754 00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:17,557 Were you going to tell us? 755 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,025 I don't have anything, 756 00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:20,960 except to say I'm exhausted. 757 00:29:20,994 --> 00:29:23,430 It's been a long couple days. 758 00:29:23,463 --> 00:29:24,597 You and John are okay. 759 00:29:24,631 --> 00:29:26,332 No, John and I are great. 760 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:29,936 What's happening is... 761 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,605 - I can't fake with you girls. - No. 762 00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:34,441 - That makes me know... - Spit it out, sister. 763 00:29:34,474 --> 00:29:37,143 ...each of you truly are my girls. 764 00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:39,145 What happened? What happened? 765 00:29:39,179 --> 00:29:41,114 - What happened? - What happened? 766 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,882 - What happened? - Tell us what happened. 767 00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:53,460 *** 768 00:29:56,029 --> 00:29:58,164 - What happened? - I'm with you. 769 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:00,266 - What happened? - What happened? 770 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,102 - What happened? - Tell us what happened. 771 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,970 - Okay, what is up? - Just give her a second. 772 00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:06,339 - Yeah. - Is it a Shannon thing? 773 00:30:06,373 --> 00:30:09,209 It's all of the legal battle, period. 774 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:19,352 All I can assume is that the legal dispute has gotten 775 00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:22,922 more intensified and it's affected her emotionally. 776 00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:26,126 I can totally understand how it's very difficult 777 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:28,495 to have to deal with someone's ex 778 00:30:28,528 --> 00:30:32,065 and all the baggage and all the problems, certainly I can. 779 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:37,170 My instincts, when I have no choice but to deal with it 780 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:38,338 is still to move away from it. 781 00:30:38,371 --> 00:30:40,607 I don't understand why 782 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,610 John and Alexis keep moving towards it. 783 00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:45,311 - Can you see that I'm hurting? - Yes. 784 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:46,946 Can you see that I'm hurting? 785 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:48,415 I could, from the second you walked through the door, 786 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:50,183 and I'm telling you, it's unfortunate 787 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:52,952 that that's all getting in the way of all of it, 788 00:30:52,986 --> 00:30:54,454 because who you are is enough. 789 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:56,523 - And I'm so tired of fighting. - It's way enough. 790 00:30:56,556 --> 00:30:57,590 Yes. I know. 791 00:30:57,624 --> 00:30:59,693 - I understand that. - And I told Johnny, I said, 792 00:30:59,726 --> 00:31:01,194 "Johnny, this is too soon. 793 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:02,462 "We weren't supposed to meet this soon. 794 00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:04,164 "You needed to meet me six months later. 795 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:06,366 "It was not supposed to happen right now." 796 00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:10,270 I just lost my mom, just broke up with my fiancé, 797 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:14,274 and the baggage that's coming with his ex-relationship, 798 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:15,942 it's everywhere I go. 799 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:20,180 This is more than I thought I was going to take on. 800 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:21,681 I don't know how to get out of it, 801 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:23,183 unless I just walk away from it, 802 00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:25,151 but breaking up with John is not an option. 803 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,687 Honestly, I was kind of relieved that Shannon wasn't here tonight 804 00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:29,956 because I was like, "Oh, we can just all have a good night." 805 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,292 This is whack-a-doodle. We are at whack-a-doodle town. 806 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,127 Why am I here? 807 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,062 I got a ticket to the wrong place. 808 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:37,564 - Yes. - I wanted a ticket 809 00:31:37,597 --> 00:31:41,201 to girls night, not ---ing whack town. 810 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:43,269 So, John has a type. 811 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,577 I'm just, I'm literally like, 812 00:31:51,444 --> 00:31:57,684 it's a lot, but I want to have fun with everybody tonight. 813 00:31:57,717 --> 00:31:59,252 Can you? Can you rally? 814 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,487 - Yeah? - Can you help me? 815 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,188 Yes, I can help you. I promise you. 816 00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:03,623 You want to go to the bathroom? 817 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,325 Let's go to the bathroom. I wanna touch up my makeup. 818 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:06,693 All right, come on. Yes, I got you. 819 00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:08,228 All right, we're going to go to the bathroom. 820 00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:09,562 We're going to touch up, 821 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,264 and then we're going to come back and rally. 822 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,732 - And do a pic. - I'm gonna do her accent. 823 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:16,136 - Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. - Okay. Hide. Hide. 824 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:21,107 Do you know where any of her makeup is? 825 00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:23,309 Can I borrow some of her blush? 826 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:26,546 Where are we going to go for her makeup? 827 00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:28,348 I don't think Jenn's even fully settled in. 828 00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:29,416 Gina, Gina, I don't care. 829 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,084 - Oh, God. - Oh, sh--. 830 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,786 Is it a mean game? I don't want to do a mean game. 831 00:32:32,819 --> 00:32:34,654 - Oh, it's like Jenga. - Oh, is it Jenga? 832 00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:36,423 - Is it ever just Jenga? - It's mean Jenga? 833 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:37,657 No, it's like Jenga with questions? 834 00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:38,725 Yes. 835 00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:40,527 Can we go back now? While she's in the bathroom, 836 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,195 we can go back out and get a drink. 837 00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:43,496 Hurry, go. 838 00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:50,136 You get to write a truth or a dare. 839 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:51,671 What does that mean? 840 00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:52,872 You write truth or dare? 841 00:32:52,906 --> 00:32:56,209 No, you have to write like a truthful question or a dare. 842 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:57,544 What's your favorite position? 843 00:32:57,577 --> 00:32:59,612 What's going on in your lawsuit currently? 844 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,282 Well, there she is. 845 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:06,186 Oh, I recollected and I'm ready. 846 00:33:06,219 --> 00:33:08,188 Well, welcome Alexis. 847 00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:09,456 I've had enough of Alexis. 848 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:11,825 She's annoying and just loony. 849 00:33:11,858 --> 00:33:15,295 I recollected myself with Jenn's makeup. 850 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:16,763 Jenn has dogs. 851 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:18,832 I'm sure there's a dog muzzle around here somewhere. 852 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:21,801 I wish she would go get it and just smack it on her. 853 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:23,403 Okay, so Jenga time. 854 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:24,704 It's going to be fun. 855 00:33:24,738 --> 00:33:26,706 Alexis, go first. You're having a night. 856 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:27,674 Just pull a block. 857 00:33:27,707 --> 00:33:29,442 So, do like a truth, do a dare. 858 00:33:29,476 --> 00:33:31,811 - Look how many we have. - Okay. 859 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:33,313 Who do you hate? 860 00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:35,315 - Who wrote this? - Me. 861 00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:37,317 I hate the devil. 862 00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:39,552 [bleep] you, devil. 863 00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:41,321 You're going in the fire. 864 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:44,524 [screaming] 865 00:33:44,557 --> 00:33:46,726 No, it's not a real fire. You can't do that. 866 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,464 I want to see that burning. I like, wanna see it burning. 867 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,734 Of course, I got this one. 868 00:33:54,768 --> 00:33:55,802 How big is his dick? 869 00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:59,272 Let's talk about Travis and his "this big" penis. 870 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:00,740 It's big enough. 871 00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:02,809 Heather's turn. Come on, Heather. 872 00:34:02,842 --> 00:34:04,344 Bark like a dog. 873 00:34:04,377 --> 00:34:06,112 - Okay. - [Heather barking] 874 00:34:06,146 --> 00:34:08,615 I need you to get on all fours. All fours. 875 00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:10,684 - Not little. - [Heather barking] 876 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,153 Yay, Heather! 877 00:34:13,186 --> 00:34:15,555 Show me your butthole. 878 00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:16,890 Tamra. 879 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:19,526 Oh, my God, she showed me her butthole. 880 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:21,194 Wait, I didn't see it. Do it again. 881 00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:22,629 Woo! 882 00:34:22,662 --> 00:34:26,433 I saw her butthole! I saw her butthole! 883 00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:28,134 It's really pretty. 884 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,903 I mean, there's no better way to get to know somebody 885 00:34:29,936 --> 00:34:31,638 than look at their butthole. 886 00:34:31,671 --> 00:34:34,374 I mean, there's a reason why dogs sniff each other's asses 887 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:35,742 before they become friends. 888 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:39,779 Take off your pants and pee in the yard. 889 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,214 Ugh, who wrote this? 890 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,550 - Me! - No! 891 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,418 - What are you doing? - No! 892 00:34:45,452 --> 00:34:46,786 I said go in the grass! 893 00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:48,688 - [screaming] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 894 00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:51,157 Oh, my God. She's peeing on the sidewalk. 895 00:34:51,191 --> 00:34:53,660 I said in the yard! 896 00:34:53,693 --> 00:34:56,162 Even the dogs go in the grass! 897 00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:57,897 Willow, do not go pee there. 898 00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:01,401 The dogs know not to pee on the concrete, Tamra. 899 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,536 She's clearly not housebroken. 900 00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:07,574 So Heather, like, when is your fashion line coming out? 901 00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:09,309 Your Susan Bender? 902 00:35:09,342 --> 00:35:10,744 A couple of months from now. 903 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:13,279 It's not like a big deal. It's a very limited thing. 904 00:35:13,313 --> 00:35:14,647 - Can I ask you a question? - Mm-hmm. 905 00:35:14,681 --> 00:35:17,517 So, when you asked for our measurements, 906 00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:20,720 when you texted us and told us all the things to bring, 907 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:24,257 - you asked me to bring jeans. - Right. 908 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,625 So, when I got there, 909 00:35:25,658 --> 00:35:28,561 I thought everybody else was bringing jeans too. 910 00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:29,929 No, everyone had different things. 911 00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:34,234 What bothered me and what was hurtful to me 912 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:37,871 was that when I realized, when we all walked out at the end, 913 00:35:37,904 --> 00:35:40,874 that I was the only one that didn't have anything on 914 00:35:40,907 --> 00:35:42,342 by Susan Bender. 915 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:43,977 Like, I had to bring my own pants. 916 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:45,345 I didn't know that. 917 00:35:45,378 --> 00:35:46,680 I actually had a little moment 918 00:35:46,713 --> 00:35:47,914 where I went into the bathroom 919 00:35:47,947 --> 00:35:49,683 and I actually cried a little bit. 920 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:50,817 Why? 921 00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:52,752 Because I felt like I was singled out. 922 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:56,356 I felt like I was the girl that couldn't fit into the pants 923 00:35:56,389 --> 00:35:58,591 - that everybody else had on. - No. 924 00:35:58,625 --> 00:35:59,893 Like it really killed me. 925 00:35:59,926 --> 00:36:01,628 - I'm so sorry. - Like I felt like 926 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:02,929 I was singled out. 927 00:36:02,962 --> 00:36:04,998 Like, I wasn't as small as everyone else. 928 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:06,666 I don't think that Heather would ever do that. 929 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,369 I think Emily has a great body. 930 00:36:10,904 --> 00:36:12,405 You're so lucky. 931 00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:16,343 I don't understand why all these insecurities 932 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:17,977 are coming out now towards me. 933 00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:19,346 I would never do that. 934 00:36:19,379 --> 00:36:20,747 I'm not saying. I'm not saying. 935 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,582 This isn't even about her too. This is about her. 936 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:23,950 - No, no. But also, - I'm not saying that you did. 937 00:36:23,983 --> 00:36:26,286 I wanted to make sure you had three changes. 938 00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:27,620 I wanted you to have more thing. 939 00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:28,822 I know that you wouldn't do anything malicious. 940 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:30,623 And I never think that about you. 941 00:36:30,657 --> 00:36:33,493 - Ever. - But I've worked so hard 942 00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:36,463 for the past like 15 months to lose weight. 943 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:39,733 I gave you like, I thought I was giving you a starring role. 944 00:36:39,766 --> 00:36:42,302 I'm so sad that you feel that way. 945 00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:43,870 Listen. 946 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:46,740 Some of the girls only had two changes and some had three. 947 00:36:46,773 --> 00:36:48,775 No, I knew-- I knew-- I knew that. 948 00:36:48,808 --> 00:36:50,043 My turn. 949 00:36:50,076 --> 00:36:53,947 And I wanted to make sure that you felt like a ----ing star. 950 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:55,749 I didn't even feel good in the dress 951 00:36:55,782 --> 00:36:57,784 because Alexis was in the same dress. 952 00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:06,593 That's not my fault. That's not fair. 953 00:37:06,626 --> 00:37:08,595 You know I didn't size them. 954 00:37:08,628 --> 00:37:10,397 They gave me their measurements. 955 00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:12,432 I sent them to Susan Bender. 956 00:37:12,465 --> 00:37:14,868 They chose the appropriate size. 957 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:17,303 And I have news for you. The dress was tight on Emily. 958 00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:18,805 It wasn't too big. 959 00:37:18,838 --> 00:37:20,807 Why don't you ever just sit back and say, 960 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,842 "You know what, Emily? I didn't think of it like that." 961 00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:24,044 I just said that. 962 00:37:24,077 --> 00:37:25,445 Heather did say that. 963 00:37:25,845 --> 00:37:27,347 No, you're not. You're being rude. 964 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,848 I did say it. 965 00:37:28,882 --> 00:37:32,886 And now, you're claiming me about comparing me to you. 966 00:37:35,722 --> 00:37:37,590 Hi. You're hot. 967 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,492 What? You mean that I'm ugly? 968 00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:40,727 No, I mean you're hot. 969 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,328 You meant that I'm ugly. 970 00:37:42,362 --> 00:37:43,897 The telephone in this group. 971 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:47,767 No, you just said because you're next to me in the dress. 972 00:37:47,801 --> 00:37:49,569 I did nothing in this at all. 973 00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:51,071 I never said you did. 974 00:37:52,138 --> 00:37:54,474 I've apologized, I've said all those things, 975 00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:56,076 but you want to keep coming after me? 976 00:37:56,109 --> 00:37:57,711 I'm not coming after you. 977 00:37:57,744 --> 00:38:00,847 I'm just talking about myself. 978 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,582 I don't think she's trying to put you on fire. 979 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,351 But I heard you and I just apologized to you. 980 00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:05,919 Yes, but this is not an apology. 981 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,988 - You did apologize. - You shut up. 982 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:10,790 - My God. - Did you tell me to shut up? 983 00:38:10,824 --> 00:38:12,525 - Yes. - You just brought me into this. 984 00:38:12,559 --> 00:38:14,127 I did not bring you into this. 985 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,662 I'm not going to shut up. 986 00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:17,097 - You're a whack-a-doodle. - Whatever. Go. 987 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,898 You've been whack-a-doodle all night. 988 00:38:31,077 --> 00:38:31,811 - You did apologize. - You shut up. 989 00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:34,647 I'm not going to shut up. 990 00:38:34,681 --> 00:38:36,116 You just brought me into this. 991 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:37,751 - You're a whack-a-doodle. - Whatever. Go. 992 00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:39,052 You've been whack-a-doodle all night. 993 00:38:39,085 --> 00:38:40,754 You're a complete whack-a-doodle. 994 00:38:40,787 --> 00:38:43,590 - That was bullsh--. - This is bullsh--. 995 00:38:43,623 --> 00:38:45,925 I think Heather gets really defensive 996 00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:48,094 when she's not painted in this perfect light. 997 00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:50,130 - Not okay. It's not okay. - It's not okay. 998 00:38:50,163 --> 00:38:53,667 Instead of just listening, apologizing, and moving on, 999 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,901 she makes it about her. 1000 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:56,803 Can I please talk to you? 1001 00:38:56,836 --> 00:38:58,438 Just you and me, please? 1002 00:38:58,471 --> 00:39:00,540 You wanted to talk to me in front of everyone, Emily. 1003 00:39:00,573 --> 00:39:01,941 - No. - Did you want to do that? 1004 00:39:01,975 --> 00:39:03,843 Do you want to yell? Do you want to do that? 1005 00:39:03,877 --> 00:39:05,412 - I wasn't. - I'm asking you 1006 00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:06,946 to have a conversation between the two of us. 1007 00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:08,114 Well, you should have done that over there. 1008 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:09,649 Don't point at me. 1009 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:10,684 You want to go have a conversation? 1010 00:39:10,717 --> 00:39:11,818 Stop being rude to me. 1011 00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,420 You're the one being rude. 1012 00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:14,821 You're being cold and you're being condescending. 1013 00:39:14,854 --> 00:39:16,823 Emily, I was leaving. 1014 00:39:16,856 --> 00:39:18,091 I'm asking you to have a conversation. 1015 00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:19,659 Could you be quiet for a second? 1016 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,127 - No. [bleep] off. - All right. 1017 00:39:22,095 --> 00:39:24,431 Emily just brought me into this. No. 1018 00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:25,632 I just-- 1019 00:39:25,665 --> 00:39:27,167 Emily just brought me into this. 1020 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,935 She was just trying to talk. She was just trying to talk. 1021 00:39:28,968 --> 00:39:30,704 I didn't bring anybody into it. 1022 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:32,739 It was between Heather and me and she won't even talk to me 1023 00:39:32,772 --> 00:39:33,973 because now she's pissed. 1024 00:39:34,007 --> 00:39:35,608 I am at my lowest point right now. 1025 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:36,710 She gave you a compliment, actually. 1026 00:39:36,743 --> 00:39:38,511 She complimented you. 1027 00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:40,680 And you said, "How dare you put me in a dress next to Alexis." 1028 00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:41,948 That's not what I said. 1029 00:39:41,981 --> 00:39:43,650 That is actually more like a compliment. 1030 00:39:43,683 --> 00:39:45,218 That's not what I said. 1031 00:39:45,251 --> 00:39:47,120 I didn't even feel good in the dress 1032 00:39:47,153 --> 00:39:49,089 because Alexis was in the same dress. 1033 00:39:49,122 --> 00:39:52,726 And I'm already broken. I'm already a broken bird. 1034 00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:53,860 Oh, my gosh. 1035 00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:55,528 I'm already broken. 1036 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:58,932 I just took the hanger and put the outfit on my body, 1037 00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:00,734 and somehow, I am now at fault. 1038 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:02,769 She's like saying you're so beautiful 1039 00:40:02,802 --> 00:40:04,604 that she felt insecure. 1040 00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:06,639 I'm already going through the sh--. 1041 00:40:06,673 --> 00:40:09,876 All I can think is she looks like a big ----ing giraffe. 1042 00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:12,145 She's got like a striped like tight dress on. 1043 00:40:12,178 --> 00:40:15,615 I need a zookeeper to capture this thing 1044 00:40:15,648 --> 00:40:17,917 and take it back to the Looney Zoo. 1045 00:40:17,951 --> 00:40:20,887 - You did nothing wrong. - This is not okay. 1046 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,523 This is not ----ing okay. 1047 00:40:23,556 --> 00:40:26,693 She threw this big old charity event, fashion show. 1048 00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:28,895 Like do you really think she doesn't have time to be like, 1049 00:40:28,928 --> 00:40:32,098 "Hm, let me single out Emily and fat shame her." 1050 00:40:32,132 --> 00:40:34,167 That is just not Heather's character. 1051 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,235 I might do that. 1052 00:40:35,268 --> 00:40:36,803 But that's not Heather's character. 1053 00:40:36,836 --> 00:40:38,271 - Can I give you a hug? - Yeah. 1054 00:40:38,304 --> 00:40:39,939 Because I know that this is a real thing for you. 1055 00:40:39,973 --> 00:40:41,775 - I know you said that. - I said it. 1056 00:40:41,808 --> 00:40:43,176 I feel badly because, I feel like, 1057 00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:45,078 she said all the right things, yes, 1058 00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:47,547 but it's like because she feels like she's on the defense, 1059 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,582 rather than just seeing you and your heart, 1060 00:40:49,616 --> 00:40:51,918 and that this is an actual pain point for you. 1061 00:40:51,951 --> 00:40:53,853 Tamra, are you telling me 1062 00:40:53,887 --> 00:40:56,656 that when I'm raising money for Family Equality, 1063 00:40:56,690 --> 00:40:58,158 that she's in the bathroom crying 1064 00:40:58,191 --> 00:41:00,060 because I made her bring jeans? 1065 00:41:00,093 --> 00:41:01,995 Are you telling me that's what happened? 1066 00:41:02,028 --> 00:41:04,831 There's bigger things to fry in the world, baby. 1067 00:41:04,864 --> 00:41:07,267 And by the way, then she throws me into it 1068 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:09,769 and she's like, "Oh, and then you put me in a dress 1069 00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:10,904 next to her." 1070 00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:12,605 I'm not ----ing-- I didn't know! 1071 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:16,142 I think we're just a little off as a group, you know? 1072 00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:20,847 It's like there's some ----ing cloud over us or some sh--. 1073 00:41:21,915 --> 00:41:23,650 All right. 1074 00:41:23,683 --> 00:41:26,086 I'm going to-- We're going to just, we're going to go out. 1075 00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:28,254 You don't have to look at me like that. 1076 00:41:28,288 --> 00:41:29,789 No. I'm upset. 1077 00:41:29,823 --> 00:41:31,658 I can look at you like this. I am upset. 1078 00:41:31,691 --> 00:41:33,093 Well, I'm upset too. 1079 00:41:33,126 --> 00:41:34,961 I didn't do anything to you, Emily. 1080 00:41:34,994 --> 00:41:36,663 I didn't say you did. 1081 00:41:36,696 --> 00:41:38,798 But then when I started to say what I wanted to say, 1082 00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:40,233 you were pissed. 1083 00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:41,568 No, you kept going. 1084 00:41:41,601 --> 00:41:42,902 I didn't ask you. 1085 00:41:42,936 --> 00:41:44,971 - I didn't ask you. - Shut the [bleep] up. 1086 00:41:45,005 --> 00:41:46,840 And I don't give a sh-- what you say. 1087 00:41:46,873 --> 00:41:48,074 Jesus Christ. 1088 00:41:48,108 --> 00:41:49,642 I don't give a sh-- what you say. 1089 00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:50,710 Let's go. 1090 00:41:50,744 --> 00:41:52,045 You're not involved in this. 1091 00:41:52,078 --> 00:41:54,214 You're not a friend, shut the [bleep] up. 1092 00:41:54,247 --> 00:41:56,583 - This is a lovely night. - Oh, my God. 1093 00:41:56,616 --> 00:41:57,884 You're right, Emily. 1094 00:41:57,917 --> 00:41:59,252 I am a friend and I'm a true friend. 1095 00:41:59,285 --> 00:42:01,187 So, you know what, Emily? You can [bleep] off. 1096 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,289 - I had a great time. - All right. 1097 00:42:03,323 --> 00:42:05,125 Shut up, Alexis. 1098 00:42:12,065 --> 00:42:14,567 Next time on The Real Housewives of Orange County. 1099 00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:16,870 Agreeing for six months. 1100 00:42:16,903 --> 00:42:18,638 - All right. - Only six months. 1101 00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:20,607 Alexis, she kept saying yesterday, 1102 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,709 so much is going to come out tomorrow, tomorrow. 1103 00:42:22,742 --> 00:42:24,177 He's retaliating. 1104 00:42:27,781 --> 00:42:31,284 Ryan went on a podcast and bashed Tamra and Eddie. 1105 00:42:31,317 --> 00:42:33,653 I feel I am validated in everything I said. 1106 00:42:33,687 --> 00:42:34,988 Are you ----ing kidding me? 1107 00:42:35,021 --> 00:42:36,322 I don't think anybody is prepared to see 1108 00:42:36,356 --> 00:42:37,891 who the real Ryan is. 1109 00:42:37,924 --> 00:42:40,827 - How's the FBI going for you? - FBI?