Previously on The Real Housewives of Orange County...
Thank you all for being here.
This is all about inclusion, love, and fun.
Hot! [laughs]
[crowd cheers]
I got a letter from the law firm saying
you owe John Jansen $75,000.
John didn't accept my offer.
That was a very generous offer.
Shannon, I just don't want you to go to court.
- Yes. - With this video thing?
I can't with all that stuff.
What video thing?
There's like Ring footage cameras of
her almost running over his daughter.
Oh, my gosh.
He's a monster.
Katie like, wanted to talk about Gina.
I didn't let her talk.
But you're not giving her any grace.
I see somebody that was set up and hung up to dry.
You said Heather and I are close.
- She helps me with my career. - What?
I could really use friends on my side right now.
So do you think that calling me a liar to Tamra is
- meaning we're friends. - You are a liar.
- No, I'm not a liar. - You're lying right now.
[upbeat music]
* Here goes *
* Something *
* Else for *
* You to hate me for *
Just let me grab that.
I mean, they have enough, you know?
We're just going to take a couple. Just-- She's not nine,
but I don't want to get her in trouble with her neighbors.
Just a little citrus.
- Hi, Archie. Hello. - Hi.
- You look so nice. - Thank you.
Now, I get dressed every day.
- You look so pretty. - Thank you.
Yeah, I was showing some homes prior to this,
which is my favorite part.
And I didn't bring you anything because I'm super busy.
But I did just steal two lemons off of your neighbor's tree.
So if you like--
- Not nine. - I'll put it in my--
I'll stick it in my lemon bowl.
Let's talk about happy things. How was Tres Amigas?
- So good. Those-- - What is it?
What is it? Dos Amigas?
People enjoyed it, so I'm excited.
When is the next one, though? Isn't it coming soon?
- It's tomorrow. - What?
It's tomorrow. I'm leaving at 6:45 a.m.
and we're flying to St. Louis to do the show.
We created a business with the Tres Amigas.
We formed an LLC. We had merchandise.
So, to all of a sudden hear that Tamra was out
through our manager, it was devastating.
So, we have to restructure the show.
But we got to take the videos out.
We did so much work on those and paid all that money.
Can we do a big clown face over Tamra's face
- in the videos? - Okay, stop it! No.
No, because I feel like you got to make this your own.
- Do you want to come upstairs? - Yeah!
- I'm like-- - Yeah, I've not seen upstairs.
The Tres Amigas show had a formula and it was working.
So now, how do we know if the show's going to be
successful with just two of us instead of the three?
There's a lot of unknowns out there.
I have garment racks here. That's Sophie's room.
- Oh, it's so cute. - But this is my room.
This is so nice.
The built-ins with the acrylic finishes.
You have a fireplace.
Oh, look at Ms. Real Estate here.
- Yeah! [laughing] - Yeah.
I guess it just comes out of me now, you know?
So, what happened when I left in Sonoma?
Well, it was interesting
because the next morning we did this bike ride.
But we're all sitting there for lunch.
And then Katie basically told Heather that
I was only friends with Heather
for her real estate connections or something.
But you're already with a team.
That's what I'm saying. I'm like--
Me and Katie basically got into it.
First of all, I work so hard for all the business I get.
Heather has brought me nothing in the way of real estate.
Maybe she heard that and took a different interpretation of it.
For sure. So, I think I'm just
on this path where hopefully we've cleared it out.
Yeah, I mean, I can bury it.
You know, like to continue to rebuild with Katie.
I just need to be a little bit more cautious.
- Yeah, it just takes time. - Yeah.
* Good things come to those who wait *
* Grind hard to get your pay *
- Hello, ma'am. - Hi.
Can I have the caprese salad?
- Hi. - Hi. What are you doing?
Hi, how are you? Oh my gosh, I'm starving.
Can I just do three eggs scrambled?
- Three eggs scrambled. - Sausage on the side.
Of course. I'll bring it out to you ladies.
- Hi, welcome in. - Hi, how are you?
Good. For you ma'am let me know if you have any questions.
- I'm going to do avocado toast. - All right.
I feel like it's my turn because I feel like I haven't--
Oh, thank you.
Why are we letting Jenn pay?
-I know, I was like-- -Because I feel like
I never do because you guys always feel so bad for me.
- No. - I'm going to Venmo you.
I think it's a nice gesture.
I know she can't pay her rent,
but at least she can afford the coffee.
Baby steps.
I feel like I haven't caught up with you.
The kids, what's up with Annabelle?
- I see her posts. - Annabelle, oh my gosh.
The text threads that you post between you and her
- crack me up. - Oh, hilarious.
She is by far my hardest child to parent.
- Shane calls her Emily 2.0. - Oh, there you go.
- And here's where I go wrong. - Uh-oh.
I didn't have very much growing up.
So, I overcompensate by doing everything for her.
We just talked about this.
And giving her everything she wants.
That's kind of the spot I'm sitting in with Dawson.
He doesn't see it any other way.
It's like, "Well, what do you mean I need to?
"What do you mean?" Like, I don't do anything.
You do. You provide. Like at some point, Dawson,
you have to want this for yourself.
Dawson, he is the one that
I might say one extra prayer over.
He's rebellious. He kind of can push the limit.
This is the way he's always been.
The moment we moved into Ryan's, it's like,
all of a sudden, I have a curfew.
Be home at like 9:30.
We do need some stuff in place.
Ryan's blowing at my phone.
He said, Dawson, he's banging on the door at midnight.
But he shouldn't be home that late on a school night.
It's a school night.
I see him going down a path that is not good.
I start seeing like things that I failed my kids in,
chores, consequences,
and so I need to lay the hammer down.
And honestly, I don't even know how to do that.
And so I reached out to Dawson and I said,
I want to have that conversation with you.
- And so, he said, "Yes." - Good.
So anyway, I'll let you know how it goes.
So, what's going on with you and Gina?
Have you seen her since Sonoma?
I haven't heard from her. No text, nothing.
No? I tell you, that last day where Shannon left
the night before, it was so nice.
It was like the whole time we had to be separated.
Shannon felt very supported.
Yes, there was a lot of Shannon supporting going on.
Did she text you back about your party?
No.
I want to have you girls over.
I'm just trying to come into this space of Ryan's.
Like it's my space, it's my home.
It is your space now.
And I am going to invite Alexis.
Shannon didn't respond back yesterday,
but you know what I was thinking?
She's doing her thing with Vicki.
Maybe this is better, honestly.
I just want to tell you,
my attorney called me late last night
and I said, "Have we heard anything from John's attorney?"
Because he went back to him saying, like,
"You're flipping blackmailing now with this video thing."
And he said, "Yes, they're actually standing on the fact
"that they want those videos for blackmail purposes."
Their exact words were,
"John needs some sort of insurance policy
"in case Shannon goes off the rails."
My attorney said he's going to file the lawsuit against me.
I'm telling you, this lawsuit, it's going to backfire on John.
He keeps trying to get his reputation back.
- Protect it. - This is not the way to do it.
Under the California Penal Code, Section 518,
extortion is a criminal offense where the defendant threatens
to expose a secret of another person.
John's threat of the videos sounds very extortion-like.
Let me just ask you your opinion on something.
- So, when we were in Sonoma... - Yeah.
...and we did the fashion show, my dress was like a size 12.
First of all, I'm not a size 12.
- I just want to say that. - Oh, you're being serious?
- No, I'm being serious. Yeah. - Oh.
But then Alexis had the same dress on, but hers was like
a size two or four or something.
It was, like, totally tiny and, like, fit her perfectly.
I felt like I looked like I was going to court.
You did look very, like, professional.
- Yes. - Professional.
But I realized at the end, you know,
when everybody wore the white shirts,
like, I was the only person
that brought their own jeans to wear.
And then I thought, she did that because it was like
I'm too big to be able to fit in anything that she had.
- It hurt a little. - Of course, it did.
And I went in the bathroom, and I had, like,
a little mini breakdown, and I cried a little bit
because I felt like, again,
I was, like, not fitting in. You know what I mean?
And no one wants to feel like that.
Everyone wants to feel like they can fit into clothes.
I don't know.
I don't think Heather is malicious in this circumstance.
I do think Heather is just unaware of how much work
and time and effort I've put into myself.
And I just wish that maybe she saw that and thought,
"Let's put Emily in the leather pants."
I still feel like Heather looks at me as just,
- like, the big girl. - Oh, Emily.
I'm sorry that you feel that way.
No, but am I being unreasonable?
- No. - I guess that's my question.
Listen, I mean, you feel how you feel.
- You can't help that. - I don't know.
Maybe I can go have a conversation with her.
But let me just tell you, I'm very emotional.
Like, I'm up and down.
I just got a testosterone implant in my butt.
- The pellets. - Yes.
I asked the doctor.
Is testosterone going to make me more emotional?
Like, putting testosterone in me sounds like a bad plan.
I'm like, how much did you put in?
- I know, right? - I don't know.
Coming up.
I'm asking you to have a conversation.
Would you be quiet for a second?
No, [bleep] off.
You're not involved in this!
* Welcome to our house *
* Don't be jealous now *
I'm getting ready for the GLAAD Awards.
I'm so excited. We're going to have an incredible time.
And we have the fabulous team.
We got celebrity, iconic jeweler,
Martin Katz giving all the gems.
- You're the gem. - Thank you.
- Well, let me talk to Terry. - Okay.
I've had a relationship with the GLAAD organization
for many years before, you know,
my first kid even identified in the community.
And to be asked to present, it's such a huge honor.
Not only is this an incredible organization,
this is a star-studded event.
GLAAD has one of the largest platforms
in the LGBTQIA+ community.
For Terry and I to be able to support the work
that GLAAD does makes me feel like I am making a difference
and I'm on the right path.
Thank you for being here.
You ready? It's going to be such a special night.
What a great show. Oprah's here.
- Oprah. - Terry Dubrow's here.
Terry, bringing the drink.
See, it's a party with a purpose.
- Yes, it is. - I love that.
- Cheers. - Cheers. I need to get one.
So you and Meredith are presenting
Outstanding Reality Competition Program,
- which is a very important one. - I love it.
An escort will come grab you ten minutes before.
- Great. - Then, it's showtime.
- All right, let's do it. - You look gorgeous.
Honey, come here.
I'm so proud of you. I really am.
I'm proud of us and I'm proud of our family.
I'm still ready for them to all move out, though, but--
Yeah, I understand. We're helping to send them out
into the world, in a world that's a little better
- and more inclusive for them. - The problem, honestly,
is that they're so accepted in our family.
I'm going to make sure they're aware of the struggles that
this community can be exposed to.
My kids, I-- Phew.
They don't know anything other than love and support,
and I'm glad that's true, and even though they know
there's lots of kids out there that don't have what they have,
I'm glad that they just feel normal.
All right, where's Oprah? I want to meet Oprah.
***
Here are Bravo Real Housewives
Meredith Marks and Heather Dubrow.
There's my girl!
As the mother of three queer kids, I want to build a world
where they can grow up happy, healthy, and safe from attack.
That's the reality that we want to see.
All three of my kids
are each trying to find their own way in this world.
I am here to create a world that is loving, kind,
and accepting for everybody in my family.
$6,500, it's sold.
Doctor and Heather Dubrow. Sold!
[all cheering]
That's the most expensive bottle of Veuve Clicquot in the world.
I'm going to enjoy it so much. Thank you.
Yes, we are.
* I don't wanna fall in love *
* I just wanna have some fun, yeah *
- So you've been here, right? - Yeah.
And I saw it was like vintage designer.
So I was like, oh, we should go.
And then I found out it was also a candle bar.
- I love that. - Okay.
- Hi, ladies. - Wow.
Welcome to Twin Flames Candle Bar.
Hi, thank you.
Are you guys here for a candle making class?
Yes.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good.
How do you feel?
- Hi. - We're just smelling--
- We haven't officially met. - We haven't. Kaili.
No. Well, these two have met.
Yes, we've met, yeah.
Kaili and Sophia, they've only been friends
for a little bit of time, but they're both artists.
They're both gamers.
They both come from a weird past with their biological fathers.
So, they are very similar.
How do you do this?
So everyone will get a candle card.
Step one, you'll choose a vessel.
And then you'll go to our fragrance wall.
This one's smoky.
Walk in the woods, Where's slice a bitch?
Typical.
Oh, my gosh. So, Sophia said that
you showed her a picture of the boyfriend?
The guy I'm talking to.
I only knew him for a week and a half.
He said I love you over text.
And then got really mad when I didn't say it back.
And then gaslit me into trying to say it back.
Definitely a red flag that I look out for
is negativity in general.
If a guy is like even slightly mean to me, I'm out.
And then he gave me COVID.
He gave our whole family COVID.
- It's better than STD. - Right.
That sh-- never goes away.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh.
I think she's very jaded
from seeing the relationship I had with her dad.
He was really hard on all of us.
And now she's hard on men.
So, I'll walk you guys through this process real quick.
- Okay. - Okay.
Take the tab off of your wick,
blend it kind of how you'd like it.
- Smell. - Ooh!
Holy, man. Mine smells like medicine.
Now you're going to stir it for a minute.
Okay.
So, you have one child that still lives in...
- Georgia. - Georgia.
Mm-hmm. He's 14.
- Is that hard? - Yes. Extremely.
But if I can, like, put my son on a plane four times a year,
and, like, just say goodbye and watch his plane leave,
- I can literally do anything. - Yeah.
Every time I drop him off, it just feels very unnatural,
to say goodbye to him.
He doesn't want to leave his friends.
Sometimes you need to let a kid go, too.
I stand there and watch his plane take off.
It's horrible, but I have to tell myself every time,
this is what makes him happy, so it's going to make me happy.
I just did it.
That's why it's just a little bit much, I know.
The moral of the story is, girls,
be careful who you procreate with.
- Oh, yes. - And make sure
they're a solid person.
You wonder why I don't want to get married.
Kaili says the exact same thing.
I know why you don't want to get married.
But I don't want you to be down on marriage
because of what went down between me and your...
Most marriages don't end well.
That's the reality of it.
You also don't want to have kids, right?
I feel like you could change your mind. No.
I think it's really irresponsible
to bring kids into the world,
just because you're married, or you're in love,
or you think it's going to save your marriage or anything.
- I totally agree with you. - If you have kids,
you need to want to have kids, 100%.
There's no 50 percenting it or anything.
Like, you need to want to have kids.
It is so irresponsible to commit to something that big.
It's not just getting a dog, or getting a cat.
It is a human being, and if you are not a good parent,
that would-- That could ruin them.
Simon wasn't a great husband.
He's not a great dad.
It's hard because he's the father of my kid.
And I wouldn't have them if it wasn't for him.
But there's a part of me that hates him so much. So much.
I was so young when my parents went through the divorce.
Definitely the residual energy after that has affected
how I feel about, specifically, marriage.
Oh, man.
I know.
They're a lot more similar than I thought, honestly.
Mm. My candle is smelling very good.
Kaili, yours smells like a lotion.
It's the peach and the jasmine.
Peach jasmine sounds like a stripper name.
Well, maybe that's my stripper name.
Coming up.
You think I'm going to let you flunk school?
I don't have these conversations to harp on you.
***
Seven.
We're selling out shows like we're Adele.
You gotta put your key in the door.
Whoa.
I'm good. It's just caught.
It's caught in the door! Ow!
Oh, Jesus.
Going on the road with Vicki is just fun.
It's a way for me to get out of Orange County and, you know,
kind of feel like I'm living life a little bit.
What day is it today? Thursday?
- [tapping sound] - Oh, do you hear that?
- What's this one called again? - Shuffle ball heel.
Shuffle ball heel. Shuffle ball heel.
So, do you do it fast?
Don't stick your tongue out, though.
I love the tap shoe idea.
I think we are incorporating really good things
since the Tres Amiga quit.
So happy.
I never would have thought I'd be sitting here saying,
well, thank goodness Tamra dropped out.
Because it's a different show without her.
If we didn't have the slingshot,
and I just went like this...
it's not going to hurt you.
We're not completely well-received by everyone.
Like, we notice.
Is this too long? Is this slow?
Were people bored at this part?
So, it's a work in progress.
You know, we're tweaking as we go.
Where are we going?
The Shannon and Vicki show.
Woo!
Okay.
Oh, hi.
Well, aren't you sweet?
I'll do a tequila and soda with a lime.
- Okay. - Thank you.
Do you have, I don't know,
Tito's, Grey Goose, whatever soda?
Okay.
Let's go look at our room.
As soon as we get out of the prom.
We're just going to try the slingshot. Vicki.
- How the hell does it-- - We're going to try it.
How many people does it take?
All right, where are we aiming from?
Just for the record, you have to aim it high.
Aim at 10 o'clock.
Release the shirt!
I don't-- No.
We'll try it again. Here we go.
I think it's going to be so much fun
that we slingshot these T-shirts out in the audience,
because I was just at Adele's concert,
and she did it with this big, powerful gun,
and nobody, nobody got hurt.
Oh!
Did it go?
You know what's going to ha--
You're going to end up killing somebody.
Vicki and I are never short of ideas.
And some of them are very silly. And dumb.
It went behind us?
It was supposed to launch this way.
We gotta go back to the drawing board on the slingshot.
****
Are you going to come in here with me, Sparky?
Is this yours?
Daws? Come over here and see me.
- Sit down. - Why?
Because I haven't seen you. That's why.
- Why, are you in a hurry? - No.
Just curious what we're going to talk about.
All the amazing things in life?
- Come on. - Everything's good?
- I guess so. - Okay.
When I was with the girls in Sonoma, you came in,
past curfew, woke everybody up.
And this is what, I want you to be honest with me,
because I'll call you and I'll say,
"Come home because we're going to make dinner,"
And you'll say, "Okay."
And then 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock, 10 o'clock, where are you?
And I-- I don't understand that.
What is your thinking on that?
And why?
Well, I mean, sometimes I, like...
I just sit in my car
because I feel like I don't really want to come here.
Why do you not want to be here?
Do you not feel comfortable here?
Do you not like Ryan?
Don't-- don't say that. I do like Ryan.
I'm just trying to understand.
I feel like this is the only thing you talk about.
- Because it matters. - I just feel like
you're always in my ear.
I feel like we never talk about anything else
besides what's wrong with Dawson.
- That is not-- - That is all we talk about.
You think as your mom, I'm going to let you
not get up for school on time?
You think I'm going to let you flunk school?
Is that why you don't want to be here?
Because you don't want to deal with mom being more strict?
Honestly, I feel like when I'm here,
I don't really have a personal space.
You text and call me all the time.
And while dad does have a one-bedroom apartment,
he understands that it's his space, and it's my space,
And we both respect each other.
Being here, my space wasn't really respected.
And so I feel like it would be better
to go somewhere where it is.
I do feel like I am closer to Dad.
I feel like if I could, I would like to be closer with you.
But Dawson, I don't have these conversations to harp on you.
I see myself so much in you.
I wanted to have fun.
I was kind of careless about school.
But if somebody would have made me realize, at 17,
the potential I had,
I wouldn't be sitting at 46 where I sit.
I would have hustled. I would have done more.
And I just feel like if I could instill that in you, my gosh,
you could move the entire world.
I wish I would have invested in myself.
Because I wouldn't sit here trying to figure out my rent,
trying to figure out where to live with my kids,
trying to figure out how to get bills paid.
I feel like a failure sometimes, for sure.
This isn't where I was supposed to be.
This isn't what I was supposed to do.
And so, I take it so personal for my kids,
because I want it so different for them.
I apologize for coming across as being annoying.
But I'll probably always be annoying,
whenever I think that there's something I see in you
that I want you to see in yourself.
So, I will do better about giving you your space.
But the one thing I won't do
is I'm never not going to be your mom.
I will never, ever, ever stop doing whatever I have to do
for the better of you.
Even if it means you're going to go live with your dad.
I feel freaking sick.
But I'm going to let him do it.
It goes against everything in my being.
But I'm going to do it,
and then my hope is he comes back.
And I love you so much, Dawson.
Love you too.
Coming up.
Take off your pants and pee in the yard.
- What are you doing? - No! I pee in the yard?
Oh, my God. Oh my God.
***
This is at her and Ryan's house.
It's like a poolside chic party.
And I've been there, by the way.
And this pool looks like a Hugh Hefner-like
-Playboy Bunny house. -Oh?
Oh, you're welcome.
Sorry. I can't bend over.
Those pants are tight.
They're big in the waist, tight in my ass.
You look like Janet Jackson.
Ooh!
***
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Shannon Storms Beador and Vicki Gunvalson!
[cheering]
Welcome!
You know what, I want a shot of tequila.
[cheering]
We're not driving tonight.
* I just feel godly with you beside me *
* I want *
You would eat these, huh?
[dog whining]
* If it's all right with you *
* I'mma step back and excuse myself *
* 'Cause I'm really over here *
- [doorbell ringing] - * Feeling myself *
Okay, okay.
- Okay. - Hello? Oh.
- Hi! - Hi.
It's just going to be a minute.
It's going to happen 10 more times.
- Oh, my God. - And then, they'll settle in.
Hi! You look beautiful. What is your problem?
- She's old. - She's old like me.
That's why I bark.
Well, no. You're-- She's very old.
***
- [barking] - Jenn?
I'm just going to walk in. Hi!
Oh, my God, this dog is killing me.
- How old? - Not very old.
- Not very old? - Not very...
Looks 120.
- [women chuckling] - [dog whining]
Hi! I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
That's okay.
Okay, Sparkles, enough. Come have a drink
- You look pretty. - Thank you.
***
* Oh *
* Everywhere we go *
* When we walk in the room *
* They can tell that we stuntin' *
* And the people are stunned *
- You been here? - No.
I have been to Ryan's house.
Okay. Oh, this is like, a little bonus loft.
What were these rooms before?
- Just empty. - Well, I mean,
it doesn't seem like you're packed in.
What's up, girl? Oh, two girlies.
- Hi. - Hi.
If I can make it work, like,
you definitely need to make this sh-- work, girl.
You have, like, a ----ing water feature in your backyard.
Like, the struggle is real.
- For real. - This is Kacy.
- This is Emily. - Hi.
- This is Gina. - So nice to meet you.
I'll take two.
Margarita? Do you want salt or tajin?
Tajin, please.
Okay, get down, doggie.
Hey, you! Move it, chubby!
I'm just kidding.
She needs Ozempic.
I know where she can get some.
I'm not on Ozempic.
That's why I have to wear jeans.
***
Well, there she is!
- Here. I'll scoot. - Oh, no, you're fine.
- I can perch over here. - Okay.
- Thank you. - Hi.
- I love her. - This is so beautiful.
- Oh, my gosh. - This backyard's amazing.
What a beautiful home.
Thank you guys for coming over. You guys, whoever's hungry,
feel free to go over and grab tacos.
All right, let's go. Come on. Let's grab some tacos.
What's been going on with you?
Dawson, he lives here-- well, he was here last night.
- Oh, yeah. - So, yeah. How's that going?
He said for now he wants to stay at his dad's.
Ryan was kind of like, look, you're mom and I want you here.
This is home. If you're here, you know,
there's some curfews, and there's some guidelines.
That's all we ask. Stay on top of grades.
Come home on time, or let us know
when you're going to be late.
I think it's-- They all do it.
They do.
Katarina, she came home at 3 AM.
Who's driving around at 3 AM?
Kat, she came home at three.
She goes, "Well, I wasn't driving."
I go, "It doesn't matter. Being on the road...
- It's a bad time to be out. - It's a bad time to be out.
- Who's out at 3 AM? - The DUIers.
Drunks.
Oh, can I just say, I did get arrested for DUI.
I made a very horrible, horrible mistake.
And I am working on myself.
And I think that it took me to get to that place
to make changes for myself, so...
Please! Thank you, guys. It means a lot.
I think it's super important for Shannon, especially,
to have this show as an outlet
to show the people that attend,
like, I'm good. I don't drink anymore.
Well, I shouldn't say
she doesn't drink anymore because she does.
- Cheers. - Thank you for coming.
Whoa.
But she doesn't drink and drive.
She took it upon herself to do what she had to do
to be a better person.
I think we have one more song in you, don't you, ladies?
Yes. We have tap shoes on.
Being able to go on the road, it saved me.
It's so much fun.
I mean, it is positive
compared to all the negative in my life.
* You a boss and you looking like it *
Oh! So pretty.
Hi, my love.
- I missed you. - Hi.
You look beautiful. Hi, honey.
Oh, my gosh. I missed all of you.
You're so excited today.
I haven't seen you in forever.
Should I sit here?
Alexis, thank you for coming to the GLAAD Awards.
What you do makes me feel like I can move forward in my life
with my battle, is...
I love you.
So, thank you.
You look beautiful.
I wish you had brought John, honestly.
Because it's such a personal thing.
And I know how he supports you.
He-- Mm.
Are you okay? I feel like you're so...
I know. What's going on?
- Your energy is different. - Yeah.
Were you going to tell us?
I don't have anything,
except to say I'm exhausted.
It's been a long couple days.
You and John are okay.
No, John and I are great.
What's happening is...
- I can't fake with you girls. - No.
- That makes me know... - Spit it out, sister.
...each of you truly are my girls.
What happened? What happened?
- What happened? - What happened?
- Tell us what happened.
***
- What happened? - I'm with you.
- What happened? - What happened?
- Tell us what happened.
- Okay, what is up? - Just give her a second.
- Yeah. - Is it a Shannon thing?
It's all of the legal battle, period.
All I can assume is that the legal dispute has gotten
more intensified and it's affected her emotionally.
I can totally understand how it's very difficult
to have to deal with someone's ex
and all the baggage and all the problems, certainly I can.
My instincts, when I have no choice but to deal with it
is still to move away from it.
I don't understand why
John and Alexis keep moving towards it.
- Can you see that I'm hurting? - Yes.
Can you see that I'm hurting?
I could, from the second you walked through the door,
and I'm telling you, it's unfortunate
that that's all getting in the way of all of it,
because who you are is enough.
- And I'm so tired of fighting. - It's way enough.
Yes. I know.
- I understand that. - And I told Johnny, I said,
"Johnny, this is too soon.
"We weren't supposed to meet this soon.
"You needed to meet me six months later.
"It was not supposed to happen right now."
I just lost my mom, just broke up with my fiancé,
and the baggage that's coming with his ex-relationship,
it's everywhere I go.
This is more than I thought I was going to take on.
I don't know how to get out of it,
unless I just walk away from it,
but breaking up with John is not an option.
Honestly, I was kind of relieved that Shannon wasn't here tonight
because I was like, "Oh, we can just all have a good night."
This is whack-a-doodle. We are at whack-a-doodle town.
Why am I here?
I got a ticket to the wrong place.
- Yes. - I wanted a ticket
to girls night, not ---ing whack town.
So, John has a type.
I'm just, I'm literally like,
it's a lot, but I want to have fun with everybody tonight.
Can you? Can you rally?
- Yeah? - Can you help me?
Yes, I can help you. I promise you.
You want to go to the bathroom?
Let's go to the bathroom. I wanna touch up my makeup.
All right, come on. Yes, I got you.
All right, we're going to go to the bathroom.
We're going to touch up,
and then we're going to come back and rally.
- And do a pic. - I'm gonna do her accent.
- Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. - Okay. Hide. Hide.
Do you know where any of her makeup is?
Can I borrow some of her blush?
Where are we going to go for her makeup?
I don't think Jenn's even fully settled in.
Gina, Gina, I don't care.
- Oh, God. - Oh, sh--.
Is it a mean game? I don't want to do a mean game.
- Oh, it's like Jenga. - Oh, is it Jenga?
- Is it ever just Jenga? - It's mean Jenga?
No, it's like Jenga with questions?
Yes.
Can we go back now? While she's in the bathroom,
we can go back out and get a drink.
Hurry, go.
You get to write a truth or a dare.
What does that mean?
You write truth or dare?
No, you have to write like a truthful question or a dare.
What's your favorite position?
What's going on in your lawsuit currently?
Well, there she is.
Oh, I recollected and I'm ready.
Well, welcome Alexis.
I've had enough of Alexis.
She's annoying and just loony.
I recollected myself with Jenn's makeup.
Jenn has dogs.
I'm sure there's a dog muzzle around here somewhere.
I wish she would go get it and just smack it on her.
Okay, so Jenga time.
It's going to be fun.
Alexis, go first. You're having a night.
Just pull a block.
So, do like a truth, do a dare.
- Look how many we have. - Okay.
Who do you hate?
- Who wrote this? - Me.
I hate the devil.
[bleep] you, devil.
You're going in the fire.
[screaming]
No, it's not a real fire. You can't do that.
I want to see that burning. I like, wanna see it burning.
Of course, I got this one.
How big is his dick?
Let's talk about Travis and his "this big" penis.
It's big enough.
Heather's turn. Come on, Heather.
Bark like a dog.
- Okay. - [Heather barking]
I need you to get on all fours. All fours.
- Not little. - [Heather barking]
Yay, Heather!
Show me your butthole.
Tamra.
Oh, my God, she showed me her butthole.
Wait, I didn't see it. Do it again.
Woo!
I saw her butthole! I saw her butthole!
It's really pretty.
I mean, there's no better way to get to know somebody
than look at their butthole.
I mean, there's a reason why dogs sniff each other's asses
before they become friends.
Take off your pants and pee in the yard.
Ugh, who wrote this?
- Me! - No!
- What are you doing? - No!
I said go in the grass!
- [screaming] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. She's peeing on the sidewalk.
I said in the yard!
Even the dogs go in the grass!
Willow, do not go pee there.
The dogs know not to pee on the concrete, Tamra.
She's clearly not housebroken.
So Heather, like, when is your fashion line coming out?
Your Susan Bender?
A couple of months from now.
It's not like a big deal. It's a very limited thing.
- Can I ask you a question? - Mm-hmm.
So, when you asked for our measurements,
when you texted us and told us all the things to bring,
- you asked me to bring jeans. - Right.
So, when I got there,
I thought everybody else was bringing jeans too.
No, everyone had different things.
What bothered me and what was hurtful to me
was that when I realized, when we all walked out at the end,
that I was the only one that didn't have anything on
by Susan Bender.
Like, I had to bring my own pants.
I didn't know that.
I actually had a little moment
where I went into the bathroom
and I actually cried a little bit.
Why?
Because I felt like I was singled out.
I felt like I was the girl that couldn't fit into the pants
- that everybody else had on. - No.
Like it really killed me.
- I'm so sorry. - Like I felt like
I was singled out.
Like, I wasn't as small as everyone else.
I don't think that Heather would ever do that.
I think Emily has a great body.
You're so lucky.
I don't understand why all these insecurities
are coming out now towards me.
I would never do that.
I'm not saying. I'm not saying.
This isn't even about her too. This is about her.
- No, no. But also, - I'm not saying that you did.
I wanted to make sure you had three changes.
I wanted you to have more thing.
I know that you wouldn't do anything malicious.
And I never think that about you.
- Ever. - But I've worked so hard
for the past like 15 months to lose weight.
I gave you like, I thought I was giving you a starring role.
I'm so sad that you feel that way.
Listen.
Some of the girls only had two changes and some had three.
No, I knew-- I knew-- I knew that.
My turn.
And I wanted to make sure that you felt like a ----ing star.
I didn't even feel good in the dress
because Alexis was in the same dress.
That's not my fault. That's not fair.
You know I didn't size them.
They gave me their measurements.
I sent them to Susan Bender.
They chose the appropriate size.
And I have news for you. The dress was tight on Emily.
It wasn't too big.
Why don't you ever just sit back and say,
"You know what, Emily? I didn't think of it like that."
I just said that.
Heather did say that.
No, you're not. You're being rude.
I did say it.
And now, you're claiming me about comparing me to you.
Hi. You're hot.
What? You mean that I'm ugly?
No, I mean you're hot.
You meant that I'm ugly.
The telephone in this group.
No, you just said because you're next to me in the dress.
I did nothing in this at all.
I never said you did.
I've apologized, I've said all those things,
but you want to keep coming after me?
I'm not coming after you.
I'm just talking about myself.
I don't think she's trying to put you on fire.
But I heard you and I just apologized to you.
Yes, but this is not an apology.
- You did apologize. - You shut up.
- My God. - Did you tell me to shut up?
- Yes. - You just brought me into this.
I did not bring you into this.
I'm not going to shut up.
- You're a whack-a-doodle. - Whatever. Go.
You've been whack-a-doodle all night.
- You did apologize. - You shut up.
I'm not going to shut up.
You just brought me into this.
- You're a whack-a-doodle. - Whatever. Go.
You've been whack-a-doodle all night.
You're a complete whack-a-doodle.
- That was bullsh--. - This is bullsh--.
I think Heather gets really defensive
when she's not painted in this perfect light.
- Not okay. It's not okay. - It's not okay.
Instead of just listening, apologizing, and moving on,
she makes it about her.
Can I please talk to you?
Just you and me, please?
You wanted to talk to me in front of everyone, Emily.
- No. - Did you want to do that?
Do you want to yell? Do you want to do that?
- I wasn't. - I'm asking you
to have a conversation between the two of us.
Well, you should have done that over there.
Don't point at me.
You want to go have a conversation?
Stop being rude to me.
You're the one being rude.
You're being cold and you're being condescending.
Emily, I was leaving.
I'm asking you to have a conversation.
Could you be quiet for a second?
- No. [bleep] off. - All right.
Emily just brought me into this. No.
I just--
Emily just brought me into this.
She was just trying to talk. She was just trying to talk.
I didn't bring anybody into it.
It was between Heather and me and she won't even talk to me
because now she's pissed.
I am at my lowest point right now.
She gave you a compliment, actually.
She complimented you.
And you said, "How dare you put me in a dress next to Alexis."
That's not what I said.
That is actually more like a compliment.
That's not what I said.
I didn't even feel good in the dress
because Alexis was in the same dress.
And I'm already broken. I'm already a broken bird.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm already broken.
I just took the hanger and put the outfit on my body,
and somehow, I am now at fault.
She's like saying you're so beautiful
that she felt insecure.
I'm already going through the sh--.
All I can think is she looks like a big ----ing giraffe.
She's got like a striped like tight dress on.
I need a zookeeper to capture this thing
and take it back to the Looney Zoo.
- You did nothing wrong. - This is not okay.
This is not ----ing okay.
She threw this big old charity event, fashion show.
Like do you really think she doesn't have time to be like,
"Hm, let me single out Emily and fat shame her."
That is just not Heather's character.
I might do that.
But that's not Heather's character.
- Can I give you a hug? - Yeah.
Because I know that this is a real thing for you.
- I know you said that. - I said it.
I feel badly because, I feel like,
she said all the right things, yes,
but it's like because she feels like she's on the defense,
rather than just seeing you and your heart,
and that this is an actual pain point for you.
Tamra, are you telling me
that when I'm raising money for Family Equality,
that she's in the bathroom crying
because I made her bring jeans?
Are you telling me that's what happened?
There's bigger things to fry in the world, baby.
And by the way, then she throws me into it
and she's like, "Oh, and then you put me in a dress
next to her."
I'm not ----ing-- I didn't know!
I think we're just a little off as a group, you know?
It's like there's some ----ing cloud over us or some sh--.
All right.
I'm going to-- We're going to just, we're going to go out.
You don't have to look at me like that.
No. I'm upset.
I can look at you like this. I am upset.
Well, I'm upset too.
I didn't do anything to you, Emily.
I didn't say you did.
But then when I started to say what I wanted to say,
you were pissed.
No, you kept going.
I didn't ask you.
- I didn't ask you. - Shut the [bleep] up.
And I don't give a sh-- what you say.
Jesus Christ.
I don't give a sh-- what you say.
Let's go.
You're not involved in this.
You're not a friend, shut the [bleep] up.
- This is a lovely night. - Oh, my God.
You're right, Emily.
I am a friend and I'm a true friend.
So, you know what, Emily? You can [bleep] off.
- I had a great time. - All right.
Shut up, Alexis.
Next time on The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Agreeing for six months.
- All right. - Only six months.
Alexis, she kept saying yesterday,
so much is going to come out tomorrow, tomorrow.
He's retaliating.
Ryan went on a podcast and bashed Tamra and Eddie.
I feel I am validated in everything I said.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
I don't think anybody is prepared to see
who the real Ryan is.
- How's the FBI going for you? - FBI?