Previously, on The Real Housewives of Orange County.
There's the birthday girl!
I would like to invite you guys to go to...
- London! - [cheering]
I wrote a text to Alexis.
Wait, what?
Alexis, you are not invited.
Shannon.
I'm extending an olive branch
and I'm still ----ing getting always sh-- on.
Okay, we'll go. Okay.
Are we getting kicked out?
- Bye, girls. - Bye.
John Jansen sues ex, Shannon Beador for $75,000.
I don't owe him money.
I never signed a promissory note
that I owe him money.
Shannon sent me an email
admitting that it's a loan.
So, Shannon has an interesting relationship with the truth.
What do you do?
I'm in real estate development. Mortgage industry.
Ground up construction. I work from home.
- Oh, wow. - Yeah.
The guy is a scumbag.
I should have Googled his name when I met him.
I want you and Eddie to have this conversation.
Oh, babe, I'm happy to.
- How's the FBI going for you? - Honey, stop.
FBI?
It's not worth it.
Just because I drink from a flute,
doesn't mean you can play me.
Even in the harshest of times,
this Storms will always weather it.
I used to question people for a living.
Now, I just do it for fun.
Like the properties I represent, I know my worth.
When you live your life on the green,
envy is just par for the course.
People bend over backwards to get me
and their form is terrible.
The only thing stuck up about me is my middle finger.
- Hi, gals. - Welcome. I'll be checking
you in for your mammogram and ultrasound.
- Thanks. - So, my friends are coming?
- Is the doctor available today? - Yes.
- Great. - The doctor is available.
When we were getting our nails done
a while ago, it came up
that a couple of the girls haven't had mammograms.
I'm turning 40 this year. I have to get a mammogram.
Do you want me to go with you? I have to go.
- I'm scheduling one. - Yeah.
I haven't had a mammogram for like 10 years.
- Are you kidding me? - Shannon, what?
I had two close family members have breast cancer this year.
Being proactive with your health
is the best thing you can possibly do.
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
- You okay? - A little nervous.
Shannon Beador is in the house.
- Hi, Jenn. - Hi, honey.
I'm just going to have you all take a seat
- right on in here, okay? - Thank you.
We're going to be with all of you shortly, okay?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
We'll be right with you, okay?
Did you ever send that text to Alexis that day?
I did when I got home.
- You did? - I did.
I was with her when she got the text.
Oh.
She's like, that's it.
I mean, she was like batsh-- crazy.
And basically like kicks Katie and I's ass out, slams the door.
- Really? - Yes.
Did she write you back?
Last night, she did.
"Hi, Shannon Beador.
"Since you're hosting this amazing trip to Europe
"with our friends..."
- [Alexis voiceover] - Oh.
Safe travels.
I get it.
Alexis is mad that she's not going, but really?
Can you pay my future husband?
In month four? Okay.
I truly think she thought she was coming, Shannon.
That would be #delusional, but okay.
I don't need to flower things
because trust me, when a girl's calling me liar face and going,
"I've got receipts" and getting in the middle of a lawsuit
that I had with a person I was with.
By the way, stop the three and a ----ing half years.
Over four years of my life with--
- But, oh, sorry. - Hi, ladies.
All right, it's good to see you again, Heather.
- Hi, thanks. - So, I know you're all here
to have your screening mammogram.
I have a question.
I have a lump in my left breast.
No problem. We'll take a look at that too.
- Okay. - And then we'll talk about
what the results are.
- Okay. - Thank you so much.
- Appreciate it.
You have a lump?
Wait, what is that? When did you find that out?
I noticed it probably like five months ago.
Five months ago, Jenn?
I scheduled twice and then moved, was one of them.
- So, I went to reschedule. - Wow.
I have ignored this lump
because I cannot add one more thing to my plate.
I don't want to have to sit the kids down
and deliver more bad news.
And one day, Ryan pointed it out to me.
It was like, "Okay, this is real."
Like, it's time.
- Nice to meet you. - Thank you.
- Good luck, girls. - This is Gina.
- Hi, Gina. - She's very nervous.
Okay, no need to be nervous.
I'm going to have you now remove your left sleeve for me, okay?
So, how many boobs do you squish a day?
You're going to get all that right in there.
Go ahead and take in a breath.
- Hold it. - [machine beeps]
Okay, so relax that shoulder for me. Perfect.
Don't freak out.
I just want to do a real quick ultrasound.
- Okay. - Just to make sure that
the ultrasound shows a lymph node also.
It definitely does not look like cancer. Okay.
That really looks like it could be something related to surgery.
That's the best gift I can give you is reassurance.
- It is. Oh, my gosh. - That everything looks good.
Hearing this news is truly like
you're carrying around a backpack full of bricks
and it's just like whole backpack off,
like thank you, God, best news ever.
All right, everything looks good.
Your ultrasound's still normal,
and your mammogram is normal, too.
So, yeah.
The only thing I wanted to chat with you real quick about
is you do have dense breasts still, which is normal.
But when you have dense breasts, there are some cancers
you can't see as well on the mammogram.
Your estimated risk is coming out at like 39%,
which is pretty high.
When your risk is that high...
What is a normal risk factor for my age group?
- A normal number? - Yeah.
It's like 12%.
- And I'm at 39? - Yeah, and you're at 39.
I'm totally freaked out.
It's terrifying.
And now I have to figure out
what I do with this information.
- Everything looks good. - Oh, come on.
- Yeah. - Really?
Uh-huh. Everything looks great.
It's a lymph node.
- We got a lymph node. - We got a lymph node.
- Yay. - Okay, yay.
I'm like so beyond relieved.
I didn't even know that lymph nodes would be in my breasts.
- Oh, hi. - Hey.
Hi. We heard a yay.
We heard a yay.
I'm never like waiting to do anything like that.
You okay?
I'm very happy that you're all right.
Great, so what did they say to do about it?
Nothing? Good.
You're okay.
I didn't even have to do an ultrasound this time,
although I do have some dense breasts.
- Still at 60. - They're still dense.
And I don't want to run out, but I actually have to get,
I have a Broker's preview I have to get to.
- I have to go. - I do too. Sophie's in town.
I'm so glad the girls are all okay.
All right. Thank you.
It's weird to me that no one's asking me how mine went.
- Guess what I'm practicing. - What?
[bad British accent] Do you want a spot of tea?
That is not--
Are we going to do the low budget accent?
Spot of tea.
- All right, all right. - Where are you from?
I've never been to England.
I don't know what it is to do. Shopping?
It's not known for its food.
Or you run off with, like, Tamra or something
and take a flight to France.
- It's like a hundred bucks. - We can do train?
You can train?
Isn't it on an island though?
England?
It's an island.
- That's really scary. - I have no idea.
We still have no idea.
No, she's not the best at history.
- Or what is that? - Geography.
Same difference.
- Girl! - Well then, how do you train?
Well, I don't know. You tell me.
I don't know if I can fit all these coats,
but it's cold in London.
Do you like that?
Now, you look like a pimp. You know what a pimp is?
Now, you need a cane and a hat.
Oh, my hats.
Mommy bought this over the summer
hoping she'd have somewhere to wear it.
Now, I look like you guys.
Do I look like you? Ah!
You're such a rat.
You just slobbered all over my hat.
- Sophie? - Yeah?
Can you bring my suitcase in here?
Yeah.
It's cold in London.
What should I bring?
Well, what are you doing?
What if I brought this?
We're going to a fun, kind of funky restaurant.
Do you think it's ugly?
- What would you wear it with? - I don't know.
Probably black trousers.
Yeah.
I am really looking forward to London
because I just think it's a great city.
Top of the...
Do they say top of the morning? No?
- I'm going to be Duchess. - I feel like Duchess is like--
- I'm 60 now. - That picture that
- you showed me of Emily. - Hello, I'm 60 now.
- The Boudoir Madam picture. - Yeah, that's Duchess Shannon.
Did everyone see?
- Oh! - Yeah!
I'm going to be the ring girl.
- [phone ringing] - Oh, look who's calling me
so we can show her the picture.
- Who? - Adeline.
Hi.
What do I look like here, Adeline?
Oh, my God.
I look like a madam in a whorehouse is what I look like.
Adeline, are you well packed for Paris?
Stella goes to the American University of Paris,
and Adeline happens to be visiting her
the same time that I have planned this trip,
so I am excited to go to Europe
and see my children at the same time.
- Okay. - Do you know how
to say goodbye in London?
- In London? - Yeah.
I know, but-- Cheerio!
Cheerio.
I always hear it's like dark and cold and misty out in London.
I went in November, so it was cold and not very pretty.
But, um...
How do you say pretty?
It is purdy.
It's pretty.
Like, I tawt I taw a purdy cat.
That's how I say it.
- Oh, my God. - Okay, that's where I learned
- how to say purdy. - Oh, my God.
So, let me tell you about the tea party.
So I was late because I was in LA,
so I thought I was going to be like the last one there.
And it was just Jenn and Katie.
I just looked at her and I said, "Hey, Jenn,
I just want to apologize about the other night.
"This isn't the place to talk about it."
How did she respond?
She just, like she always does.
"Okay. We'll talk later."
Do you like this dress?
Oh, you look ----ing hot.
- Look at all this. - No way.
How are you feeling about the whole Tamra thing?
You're a bitch!
Are you really speaking like this?
You know, is she first choice for me
to be going to London with? No.
Oh, I know.
Tamara making an apology is just words
because she doesn't ever change her behavior.
#tacky.
So tacky.
But I understand she was sticking up for her man.
Right.
Her little bitch. But whatever.
So, I'll deal with her when I have to.
I mean, I am worried that what happened at Katie's house
would derail my friendship with Jenn.
But the truth of the matter is, I was honest.
I didn't lie about one damn thing.
And moving forward, if we just leave Ryan out of it,
we will be fine.
From now on, do me a favor.
Yeah?
Don't get into fight with little bitches.
Maybe I should give him a tampon next time I see him.
No, just stop.
Little bitch.
Coming up...
You guys did the mammogram stuff?
You're fine. I didn't hear about yours.
***
Thank you.
All right.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Tired.
- You're here early. - Yeah.
Yes.
They say the early bird gets the worm.
But apparently, the early bird gets Katie.
- How was your weekend? - Good.
- How about you? - Good.
Let the non-conversation begin.
Okay, where are all these people?
Oh!
It's Shannon Beador's birthday!
Un-the-freaking-believable.
- Happy birthday! - Hi.
Hi!
Oh, I see you packed light.
I don't know how it happened.
- Oh! Sorry. You okay? - Thank you.
Okay, we're all here.
Let's go up to the gate.
Have you been to London before?
No. Well, I've been to Heathrow.
Yeah, everyone's been to the airport.
I'm excited.
[British accent] Everybody loves spots of tea.
Crumpets.
Who doesn't want to bend it like Beckham?
And I love all the Spice Girls,
not just Posh.
Okay.
I will ----ing live in this pod.
This sh-- Is it.
Guys, we need to sleep on this flight.
When we land, we are go time.
I've never brushed my teeth on a flight before.
Where's your bottle of water?
Dr. Pepper.
Oh. Ugh.
What in the Ohio dental hygiene is happening right now?
Hello everyone on JetBlue.
This is Heather Dubrow.
Just wanted to say a friendly hi.
We're almost in London.
It's been a long trip.
But speaking of long trips,
the fabulous Shannon Beador is celebrating her 60th birthday.
Oh, stop it.
She's in row six.
There will be no Mile High Club on this flight.
We're in London, baby.
Wait, is that Buckingham Palace to the right?
That's ----ingham phallus.
Wow.
It's beautiful.
Where's the Spice Girls?
Oh, look at Silver Fox over here, Shannon Beador.
Woo!
Salt and pepper.
I think the perfect man for Shannon is someone that's fun,
they get her out of her funk.
Dust the dew off the lily, you know what I mean?
Okay, thank you.
Oh, they touched.
Was there a spark?
When you touched him, was there a spark?
- No. - Do you know
it's Shannon's birthday?
No, right here, Shannon.
It's her birthday.
Oh, you're very kind. Thank you.
Sexy Shannon, laid in London.
- Hi. - I'm the manager, Sahid.
Heather Dubrow, so nice to meet you.
- Shannon. - Welcome to Mayfair.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hi, I'm Shannon Storms Beador
the Duchess of Corona del Mar,
and these are my ladies-in-waiting.
That's not embarrassing at all.
Very warm welcome, ladies, to the penthouse.
- Oh, beautiful. - Wow.
Wow. Thank you.
Oh, this is lovely.
This is stunning.
We have a beautiful afternoon tea set up.
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
Oh, we're doing a draw.
I just thought it would be fun
if we changed it up a little bit.
Wait, you don't look. Don't look.
But then how do you know where to go?
Just whichever works?
What is it on there?
What are you in?
The penthouse two.
So, it's me and you, and then who's in your suite?
- I'm here. - Gina and Shannon,
and then you three.
This is the penthouse?
We're going to have naked partners in our room.
[laughing]
So, why don't we all go to our rooms,
get settled in and we're going to go on a little boat ride.
- All right. - I got this.
Bye.
Ta-ta, ladies.
- Thank you. - Thank you. Oh!
Oh, wow. This is great.
Did we score or what?
Oh, and there's more champagne.
- There's more. - Oh, I did so good.
Okay.
Oh, our luggage is here.
Ooh, look at this place.
- Oh. - Oh, this is very cool.
Wow.
All right, pick a room, girls.
Okay, I'm just going to go right here because it's right here.
Holy cow, this is gorgeous.
[knocking on door]
I have a little welcome gift for you all.
It means a lot that this group of women have agreed
to spend a birthday celebration with me
because I've never really had that before.
So, I thought it would be fun
to give everyone English-themed gifts.
Shannon, are you serious?
There's a gift receipt. You can exchange it.
What? I'm not exchanging it ever.
Damn, Shannon, this is a nice gift,
but girl, you could have given me a knockoff.
I would have never known.
See?
Of course, she knows her boxes.
Why is Shannon dishing out scarves like they're candy
when she's in a $75,000 lawsuit
and says she doesn't have the money to pay for it?
I mean, that makes it.
- Thank you. - So kind.
Take mine back.
Put it towards the John Janssen facelift fund.
- Okay, bye honey. - Bye.
See you in a little bit.
Thank you.
Are we going to bring up the...
- Jeff Lewis thing? - Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Did you hear the clip about the loan?
Oh, my God, yes.
In the press, it's saying
that you borrowed 75 to get a facelift.
- No. No. - That's not what happened.
He gave you some money, unsolicited.
He offered it to you.
No, no. I did need money at the time.
He said, I wish you could get a low-interest loan.
I go, well, you have money.
That's how she said it.
I wish you could get a low-interest loan.
And then she said, well, you have money.
Yeah. You have money. And he said, okay.
- And so, he loaned it to her. - Is it a loan?
- Yes. - Isn't she just admitting
- there's a loan? - Yes. Yes.
Then, pay him back! Move on.
But she can't.
I'm very sympathetic towards
everything that's going on with her,
But when I hear on Jeff Lewis,
it makes me feel differently.
What are you doing?
This is what I found upsetting.
When we were in Sonoma, she came to my room.
She's crying, showed me a picture of her face, all bloody
after the accident, she was hysterical.
Tells me the whole story.
Shannon told me that John heard the accident
and how devastated she was by it.
He didn't come to help her.
My very good friend called me about 10 days after.
And he said, "Well, I find it strange
"that John didn't come running after you."
I don't know.
I don't understand why she's telling me one thing
and then going on Jeff Lewis
and saying something vastly different.
How did he not hear it? Has that ever occurred to you?
I haven't really thought about it, Jeff.
The trust issues are there. Because which side is the truth?
I want to believe her, but now I don't get it.
She's lying. She knew.
Don't sit on a radio show and go, "Oh, wow.
"I never thought of that."
She told me that. She's told you that.
Well, that's what's ----ed up about it.
Am I being used?
Shannon was using emotional manipulation on Heather
to try to get her to feel sorry for her
and to play the victim.
And that's what's so frustrating.
Because I fell for her act too.
She's just a ----ing liar.
All right, let's do this. Let's get dressed.
Maybe we need an espresso martini.
Because I've got to bump this up.
[bike bell dings]
Coming up...
Whether this was your intention or not,
I'm telling you, it made me feel used.
I don't give a [bleep] what I said on Jeff Lewis.
I asked you at that moment.
* Bring me back to the good times we had *
* Take a holiday to far away *
* I can't think of anyone *
Okay, guys, I hate to tell you this, but it's raining outside.
Get used to it. That's what England is.
But we're going on a boat.
Oh, it's going to be great. Stop complaining.
Do you think we could get him to come on the boat with us?
Oh, hi. Thank you.
We need to know if he's single.
- Oh, are you single? - Are you single?
- I'm not, no. - You're not single?
Do you have a brother or a friend?
- No, I don't. It's just me. - Shannon needs to get laid.
Wait, you're the concierge.
- I am. - He's the concierge.
- He could work on that. - Oh, can you hire somebody?
He's bright red now because you're so obnoxious.
Knowing Shannon Beador, if she got laid in London,
it would be some guy who's married,
whose then wife comes after Shannon and sues her.
But we'll worry about those lawyer's fees later.
#LaidInLondon.
Laid in London.
* Take me home so we can talk some more *
* Baby, move me *
Oh, wow.
I feel like we're at the boat.
Okay.
Oh, this is it. Oh, a bridge. Okay.
Can we put the hats on?
You want the hats, Shannon?
First of all, bucket hats are not cute. Period.
I don't care if they say Prada on them, they're not cute.
Make sure that the flag part is crossed.
Yours is not correct.
This is like a neon sign flashing that we are tourists.
This is so good.
Hi, how are you? We're not from here.
We're very American.
Whatever makes her happy.
Go have a spot of tea.
- Say, "Cheerio." - Cheerio.
* Living the life in London *
Oh, my God. Cotton candy.
Oh, look at this guy.
* We'll be living the life, living the life in London *
I'm guessing that's where the boat is.
- Yep. - Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God. This is the boat?
Yeah, that's what we're going on.
- Oh, my God. - I'm going to vomit.
We're going on a boat ride on the Thay-mes or the Theems
or the Thame, the body of water in London.
Yeah, I don't want to do this at all.
This is not rocket boat.
Hi, guys. How are you doing?
- Hi. - Love your hat.
- Oh, thank you. - That's amazing.
So, we need to get you all into a life jacket.
- Like that? - Yeah, see? You got it.
Oh, it goes through my legs?
That's not going to go well with the white pants.
Are you ready?
Hop in the boat.
Lady, my lady.
I'm going in the back.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, man.
Okay, well, I'm not sitting by myself.
I am not sitting by myself.
It's your birthday. You have to be in front.
I'm not gonna sit by myself.
Okay, okay. I'll sit by myself.
- I don't wanna. - Okay, go sit with Katie.
- Sorry. - Come here.
Right, I'll just tell you about London.
Eiffel Tower?
Probably one of the most famous bridges.
- It's London Bridge. - London Bridge.
London Bridge!
You know, the old London Bridge is actually over in America now.
Yeah.
Woo!
Ow!
Are you okay?
She got ----ing nailed.
We will wait 'til we're past the police station
'til we go really fast.
As I said, one hand up and you're hating it,
just let me know, I'll keep an eye out.
I'll come check you're all right.
Prepare yourselves.
- Oh, God. - Here we go.
Woo!
[screaming]
Oh, my God! Help me!
I can't! I can't!
Oh, my God!
[screaming]
Oh, no!
No, no, no!
Woo!
I love the boat ride!
The faster, the better.
Other people aren't enjoying it so much.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, I don't like this!
But you know what?
I've had to sit through a lot of fancy ----ing dinner,
so enjoy the boat ride.
No! No!
This is not on my London list, you know?
I thought they were supposed to stop when you did that?
Crown jewels, shopping at Harrod's.
I don't find this fun at all.
Not this.
Why, Shannon? Why?
Coming up...
You're not the ----ing victim, Shannon.
- Shannon! - No, stop it!
- Shannon, Shannon. - You're leaving.
No, you guys, stop it! I'm going home.
Shannon.
Get it right, Shannon. Come on.
It's like a mullet.
Business in front and party in the back.
Very good. That went on like a dream.
Your makeup looks really good.
- She does amazing. - I know.
I wish I could take you with me.
I know.
What are they doing, the other girls?
They have, like, glam.
Like a glam people.
Why is Jenn getting glam done
when she is having so much financial stuff?
This is where, it's the money management thing.
- I don't know. - That's a bad decision.
I do my own glam.
I think you should invest in getting somebody
to do your makeup, but let them teach you,
so that then you can do it for free.
It's a scam. Yeah. I'm a regular Ryan.
How are you feeling about tonight with dinner?
Like, how are you with Tamra?
I find it to be the weirdest thing ever.
She told me she didn't want to go backwards with you.
So, you don't want to go backwards?
When she ran out storming about
whatever she told you, "Ask him about the FBI."
Now, there's a lawsuit that's going on
by the FBI about illegal gambling.
One of my closest friends is going through something.
- Why is the FBI-- - Matt's a professional gambler.
- Okay, great. - Also has a bookie business.
I think she likes to, like, blur people in Ryan's life
that maybe are going through something with Ryan
because then it might make him
seem even shadier than she wants to make him seem.
Well, that sucks.
I know that Tamra hates Ryan.
But unfortunately, the FBI accusation does kind of
put a little weird sprinkle in my mind about Ryan.
I hope you guys can work it out.
We have. Ten times.
Ugh.
Okay, I'm going to finish getting ready.
- I have your bra. - Okay, go get ready.
- Okay, wear it. - Oh, my gosh, you guys.
I didn't even do my hair yet, you guys.
Is it time already?
You got to tease that sh--.
- What? Hello. - There you go.
The back of your head looks like the year you're having
and that's okay.
Don't let her leave like that.
Welcome. Let me take you to the table.
- Oh, thank you. - Let me take you through.
Welcome to 8, our rooftop bar at the Londoner Hotel.
- Amazing. - With a table right here.
Thank you.
- Please enjoy. - Thank you.
Oh, this is so beautiful.
- [thud] - Oh, son of a bitch.
[laughter]
What happened?
Wait, did you rip your tights?
I don't think there's supposed to be a chair at the end.
I don't know if there's an opening.
- Oh. - Yeah.
You got to spread them.
Good evening, ladies.
Welcome to 8, Londoner.
Our rooftop is a kind of lounge.
We've already curated a five-course meal
for yourself tonight.
- Oh, wow. - Before that,
let's start with some cocktails.
My colleague is going to pass them around.
- Amazing. - For you to choose.
- Thank you so much. - I'll try that.
Thank you very much.
Very pretty. Beautiful.
I would like to say thank you all
- for coming on this trip. - Are we doing a cheers?
Should we pass it around the table?
Oh, yeah. Good idea.
- Cheers. - Oh, wait.
Cheers.
Oh, my God. I wanted to ask you.
- What? - Gina came over after
and she told me, Jenn, you guys did the mammogram stuff.
I had a mammogram today, and then they, like, found a lump.
- What? - And then they-- But I'm okay.
I'm fine. I'm okay. But it, like, freaked me out.
- I'm telling you-- - Yeah, your health
is the most important thing.
The most terrifying 15 minutes of my entire life.
And then you're good, right?
- Yeah. - You're fine.
I didn't hear about yours.
Oh.
Well, no one actually ever asked me.
I'm asking you.
Wait, we heard you cheering,
so we thought you guys were good.
No, we were cheering for Gina.
- Yay. - Okay, yay.
Wait a minute, Heather.
What, what, what?
My test itself was fine, but my risk is now at 40%.
- Why? Because of your age? - Wait, what does that mean?
Because of my-- Because I have family history
and I have dense breast tissue.
I didn't know this. They told me this while I was there.
The radiologist came in and said--
So, you have a 40% chance of getting breast cancer?
- That's high. - I said, "What is normal?"
- That is high. - I said, what's normal
for my age and whatever, and she said, "11%."
Oh, my gosh.
As your risk goes up, is that something you get, like,
a voluntary mastectomy or something like that?
I don't know the answer to that yet.
The whole reason that I wanted to take these girls
to get mammograms is I was worried about them.
So, does it hurt my feelings no one's worried about me?
Yeah, it's upsetting.
What does Terry say?
Terry's freaked out.
You know, I was so happy everyone was okay.
I would never make it about myself, but to be honest,
we sat in that room and you guys all asked each other,
"Are you okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay."
And not one of you looked at me and said,
"What happened with you?"
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You guys all asked each other,
"Are you okay? Okay, okay, okay. You're okay."
Not one of you looked at me and said,
"What happened with you?" Not one of you.
I'm really sorry, especially me.
- I know, I am too. - I mean, you--
I don't want to, like, belabor the whole thing, it's okay.
I don't understand why Heather is waiting this long
to bring this up.
I think that Heather doesn't see the hypocrisy.
What's upsetting to me is, why didn't you tell me in December?
Yeah, no, I know, I ----ed up. I ----ed up.
I ----ed up and I'm sorry.
Like, if this was something that bothered her,
why didn't she just call me after the mammogram?
Ladies, I've got your first course tonight.
Sea bass carpaccio with Japanese citrus spice
- and black sea salt as well. - Oh, that looks good.
Thank you.
Hearing Heather, and you have your history of breast cancer,
which is horrifying,
I don't know anything about my history,
- being adopted, you know-- - Isn't that wild?
and that's the one thing
that I wish I had was a medical history.
- Yeah. - So, the end of April,
for my 40th birthday, me, Kaili, and Matt are going
to Korea to hopefully meet my birth mother.
And my birth mother, as of now, said it's okay.
She's only 55. She's married and has kids.
- Your birth mom's 55? - Mm-hmm.
She was super young when she had me.
Yeah, because you're going to be 40, so she was 15.
She was 15.
So, she almost had me in a factory.
She worked until the day I was born
and she kept me for three days.
And then, "I discovered I can't keep you."
Well, how could she do? She couldn't. She wanted to.
- Yeah, but it's okay. - Yeah.
All I want to do is say, like, I had an amazing life
- and I'm fine. - Yeah.
You know, I'm, like, super thankful, that's it.
I feel like if I had given my baby up for adoption,
that's all I would want to know, is they were raised right
and loved, and cared for, and provided for.
So, I just want her to know, I'm great,
and I'm not mad at you.
I actually applaud you for making that decision.
- I'm excited for you. - Thanks.
It's great. I can't wait to hear about it.
Wow, yeah.
- Hopefully, it's good news. - What do you bring her?
Are you going to bring her something?
Have you thought about that?
I don't know.
Like, traditionally, I don't know.
What? What?
I was just saying,
this is the most conversation I've seen you two have,
so I was just, I was encouraging it.
- Yeah. - I feel like right now,
Heather and I are good at coexisting,
being really cordial to one another.
She's very good at, like, polite ice cold.
I asked about Katie's history
because it's really, it's interesting.
Too bad she's not.
Why are we talking about that?
I was just wondering.
She likes to-- You like to-- You want to talk about it?
Do I like to talk about it?
Absolutely not, no.
But you just were on Jeff Lewis' show
and talked about it for an hour.
I have absolutely the right to say
that what is getting put out there about me is wrong.
People are saying that I borrowed
$75,000 for a facelift, and I didn't.
There was no promissory note,
nothing discussed prior, and after,
never asked me for the money.
Then, a day or two later, he sends me a promissory note.
I was freaking livid because you don't know how many times,
and they said this on the radio show.
- He sent you a promissory note? - Yes.
That's the first time I've heard that.
Maybe the money was a loan? I don't know.
I know for a fact that Shannon borrowed that money.
She told me she borrowed the money
and I see his point of view.
I'd probably sue your ass too.
Shannon, are there any communications
where it's a loan?
There is one a few days after the promissory note
and I'm gonna get, I'm in a lawsuit right now.
You just talked about it for an hour.
- But I'm talking-- - I was shocked that you would
talk about it for an hour on Jeff's show
if you're in a lawsuit.
I talked to my attorney beforehand
and he said, "They keep firing away at you.
"You can tell the truth."
And there's something you said that was a lie.
What did I say that's a lie?
Well, I'm not sure I would call it a lie,
but this was disturbing to me
is that you came to my room in Sonoma.
- Yeah. - And you showed me
a very disturbing picture of you.
Oh, wow.
The fact that you're bringing this up right now,
- I-- You know what? - Wait, let her finish, Shannon.
- Let me just finish. - Let her finish, honey.
No, no, but you came to me,
and you told me you said all these things about--
about John and what happened after that accident.
But then when I heard you on Jeff, he says to you,
How did he not hear it? Has that ever occurred to you?
I haven't really thought about it, Jeff.
And you go, "Oh, I don't know. I've never thought about that."
- No, I didn't-- - You said it in a very--
- You know what? - With no emotion.
Then, I didn't mean to say that.
I will never know if he heard
my accident or not.
You go, "I'm sorry. I've never thought about that."
It made me feel used.
To me, it feels like Shannon told me on purpose,
in that moment, at that period of time,
so that it would be on camera that way,
so it would get out to the group that way.
Is this propaganda? I feel used.
How does Heather turn that into something about her?
That's defamation.
No one will ever know the answer,
whether he heard or not.
I trusted her to confide in,
and I'm telling you right now, I know I made a mistake.
It made me feel, whether this was your intention or not,
- I'm telling you, - Wow.
it made me feel used that you wanted to tell me this
for, I don't know why.
But you're her friend, so she's just communicating it.
- It's like used? - Thank you. Thank you.
Heather feeling used because Shannon needs her
as a sounding board makes me go,
"Gosh, what if I was in a spot?"
Maybe Heather is not the first phone call I make.
She felt comfortable saying it to you.
This is classic Shannon.
Like, she used to have me all the time.
Like, "can you say this about David?"
And then I'll be like, "Hey, girls, you know, da-da-da-da."
And she'd be like, "Oh, my God, don't say that.
"Where'd you hear that?"
Girl, you set this whole thing up.
Like, this is big time, what's happening here.
This sh-- is, like, really heavy.
No, this is a reality show
trickling into my real life.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Isn't this our real life?
- It's my real life. - It's definitely my real life.
We've got a miso baby chicken. Be careful.
Gorgeous.
Thank you. Amazing.
I said something to you because I felt on that day
I needed to talk to a friend.
I know, and I understand that.
And I chose you to talk to.
You're not the ----ing victim, Shannon.
You know what? I'm a ----ing asshole.
- No, Shannon. - No, stop it!
- You're not leaving! - No, you guys, stop it.
I'm going home.
I don't need this sh--. I'm ----ing tired.
Shannon.
I'm done.
She was caught in a lie.
But why does the lie matter right now?
Why does the lie matter right now?
Keep ----ing talking about me, you guys.
And you know what, Tamra Judge?
Don't you ever call me a victim again.
I already told you that.
I am working on myself.
Victims sit back and feel sorry for themselves.
I am moving forward with my life.
And you're laughing at me.
I'm just laughing because I'm looking at you through bars.
You look like you're in jail.
That's tacky.
Wow.
I'm gonna go-- I'll go over.
She got caught in a lie and she can't handle it.
That's why she's getting so mad about things.
She went on Jeff Lewis' show to have Jeff do her dirty work
and to talk sh-- about John.
She could have promoted her business.
- Should I pull her back? - Yes.
She needs to stop leaving.
I mean, clearly Shannon's running towards the bar.
I'm not running after her anymore.
I mean, I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to be, like--
Tamra, you were actually, you just sat there and very calm.
Oh, Shannon.
It's too much.
I thought I was going to have a nice vacation
to kind of forget about the chaos
that's happening at home with John and Alexis
and I'm just in shock.
Especially with Heather.
Why are you making this about you?
- I'm so angry right now. - I know, I know.
You have a right to me.
You know what else she says all the time?
I'm going to be honest with you.
When somebody tells you they're being honest,
when somebody tells you they're being truthful--
When someone says honestly, seriously.
Or they're like, I'm going to tell you the truth.
No, tell me the ----ing lie.
Because that's what I want. I want the lie!
I don't know.
Tamra's in some cahoots,
God knows why, with Alexis Bellino.
And they want to make me seem to be a liar.
And I'm not a liar.
I'm not lying about anything with John.
Do you remember at the Balboa Bay Club?
I told her, you started the ball rolling with my lawsuit.
And she said she didn't.
And we were on this hamster wheel.
And she said, "I never did anything. That was Jim."
And I'm like, no, Alexis, you started the lawsuit.
You were involved in some way.
If you go back to any court documents and anything else,
show me the proof of my name being on anything
because Jim and I had been divorced for six months.
You sent Tamra and I a cease and desist letter.
It was your signature.
And I will dig it up.
The night that I texted her
to say that she wasn't coming on the trip,
- Mm-hmm. - I put her number in.
It came up as a text.
What is this above?
2018.
Yeah.
"Shannon, everything you and Tamra have said in the media
"since the divorce are lies.
"We--" We! "...have engaged an attorney
"and will be suing you and Tamra."
That's a we, okay?
This is called a ----ing smoking gun, you liar.
- You. - Oh, it's long.
"You will be hearing from our attorney tomorrow."
She said repeatedly she never sent that.
Did she start the ball rolling?
Like, had I not, not invited her--
- Yeah. - To say you're not coming,
I never would have known that this was on my phone.
Holy sh--, Shannon.
Holy sh--.
Yeah. Can you believe that?
I can believe it because I did believe you.
Who's the biggest liar? Alexis.
Wow.
Lies on lies on lies. You're a liar.
The night that I sent Alexis the text,
I said, "Tamra, just found this text on my phone."
- What did she say? - Oh, she goes, "That's right.
"Alexis didn't have my number. She only texted you and not me."
- Wow. - And I'm the liar.
I'm not doing this anymore.
So, if you want to go on the bandwagon
and get on your platform and say,
"Shannon Beador is a liar,"
then you go ----ing right ahead.
Because I know who I am.
And I have taken such responsibility
in the hardest year of my life.
I am doing the best that I can.
No one likes being caught, I think.
Maybe that's the wrong word.
No, that's the right word.
But you really do do a good job of defending yourself.
You're a strong woman, okay?
You really are.
You have bigger balls than even Travis, all right?
You do.
I'm being honest. You are a strong woman.
Yeah. A little bit.
You got to mix it in every once in a while, Duchess.
Next time on The Real Housewives of Orange County...
I'm here for the jazzercise.
The whole mammogram thing, I just don't get it.
What don't you get?
I'm trying to figure out how to be a friend to you.
This is bullsh--.
You didn't tell anybody in the group, like,
"Wow, Alexis did actually start the suit."
Oh, shut up.
Don't you dare. This is my trip.
You get a ----ing background check on Ryan.
- Bye. Bye. - Bye. Bye.
Oh, come on. Jenn.
That was a lot.