Previously on The Real Housewives of Orange County...
I would like to invite you guys to go to...
-[all screaming] -London!
Ryan went on a podcast and, like, bashed Tamra and Eddie.
- How's the FBI going for you? - Honey, stop.
FBI?
I have to get a mammogram.
- Do you want me to go with you? - Yeah.
Don't freak out. I just want to do
- a real quick ultrasound. - Okay.
Your estimated risk is coming out pretty high.
To be honest, we sat in that room.
Not one of you looked at me and said...
You came to my room in Sonoma.
You said all these things about John,
but then when I heard you on Jeff,
you go, "Oh, I don't know." I've never thought about that.
How did he not hear it?
Has that ever occurred to you?
I haven't really thought about it.
Do you understand?
I will never know if he heard my accident or not.
At the Balboa Bay Club?
I told her Alexis you started the ball rolling in my lawsuit.
She said she didn't.
Tamra knows I wasn't involved.
I don't know why you think I was.
2018.
"We have engaged an attorney
and will be suing you and Tamra."
This is called a ----ing smoking gun, you liar.
[theme plays]
Just because I drink from a flute
doesn't mean you can play me.
Even in the harshest of times,
this Storms will always weather it.
I used to question people for a living.
Now, I just do it for fun.
Like the properties I represent, I know my worth.
When you live your life on the green,
envy is just par for the course.
People bend over backwards to get me
and their form is terrible.
The only thing stuck up about me is my middle finger.
***
* God save the king, God save the king *
* God save the king * * And guess what? *
* The king is me *
Tamra! There's a place called Mayfair Chippies
- for fish and chips. - I want that.
God, disgusting.
* God save the king, God save the king *
Good morning. Thank you. Oh, yay.
You wanna put it right in there?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
What is that?
- It's mayonnaise. - For the bacon?
Why don't you try it on your omelet?
- No, I'm not a mayonnaise fan. - No?
* The king is me *
You seem sad. Don't be sad. I don't want you to be sad.
I wish that I could let things roll off me,
but last night was so unexpected for me.
Especially when I said at the beginning of dinner,
I want it to be a fun night.
I'm in a lawsuit right now.
You just talked about it for an hour.
The fact that you're bringing this up right now.
Wait, let her finish, Shannon. Let her finish, hon.
You're not the ----ing victim, Shannon.
Tamra Judge, don't you ever call me a victim!
- Yeah, - So, it's hard for me
to just say, "Oh, I felt attacked last night.
"Let's go on a bus all day."
What am I gonna do? Walk in and go, "Hey, girls!
"Whoo! London! Day two!"
Like, no.
I'm, like, done with explaining.
I don't need to explain myself,
especially to Tamra Judge.
Hello, ladies.
Welcome to [indistinct]
Ah, yes.
- Which, these two? - Yeah.
I mean, these are, like-- Oh, my God, they're warm.
It's a rock.
Oh, my God.
This is so relaxing, though.
- I have one of these. - You do?
Yeah, it's called a sex chair.
Do you have to blow it up?
I don't blow that, no.
I should get Matt one for his birthday.
So, what time did you end up going to bed?
Probably around 12:31.
- I ordered pizza. - Oh, you did?
Okay, this is the only thing last night I'm confused about.
Like, why can't Shannon just sit and talk?
It's like she gets super emotional.
This is why I had to step away from her.
I wanted Shannon to take accountability
for what she's saying.
People are saying that I borrowed $75,000
for a facelift and I didn't.
This is your words.
Maybe you can take a low-interest loan.
- No, no, no. - That's what he said.
- That's what he said to you. - You're mixing them up.
The low-interest loan was the first thing.
Shannon, you just called it a loan right now?
Here's my thing.
If I am struggling to pay bills, which he claims she was,
and she said I couldn't pay my AmEx bill--
She's always struggling.
Then, why would I get plastic surgery?
Exactly.
Shannon lives way beyond her means.
She throws money around as if she's a multimillionaire
and she's not.
- See? - Of course she knows her boxes.
That, to me, is scary.
All I'm thinking about is my retirement. That's it.
I just put all my money in the bank.
Well, I've been there when I was a single mother
- and that was not great. - You weren't 60.
True. I was 29.
* This is how you make me feel *
This is great.
- It's so warm in here. - It's so warm.
I love that.
Let me get my tootsies in this water.
I feel like this feels like you,
because to me, this kind of has a New York vibe.
I'm very comfortable here.
I feel like I'm in Manhattan.
- Feels like home. - But I also feel like
I don't know if I needed to travel this far.
What happened last night?
I didn't know you were leaving.
Shannon showed me the text message thread from Alexis
from years ago that literally specifically said
that everything you and Tamra said is lies.
"We will be getting an attorney. We will be suing you."
- What? - And you did send her this,
which totally confirms--
- Did she send that to Tamra? - Yes.
And nobody's heard about it.
So, I was like, I can't believe that Tamra
sits across the table knowing
that Shannon is telling the truth
and instead chooses to attack her for lying?
I've known Tamra a long time and Tamra lives for receipts.
I am sure Tamra knew this text message existed.
This is like what makes her thrive.
She probably kept it a secret because she is such
a hater for Shannon right now.
She would rather befriend Alexis
and ignore the lawsuit
if it meant it was a takedown on Shannon.
It just feels very much like Heather and Tamra,
they're so hypercritical of every movement that she makes.
Shannon's superpower is making people feel sorry for her.
Well, I do.
Yeah, that's what she does in playing the victim.
She's gonna come back to Heather.
She's gonna think about last night and she's gonna come back
with a different answer because she twists things.
- I told Heather, be prepared. - [knocking on door]
- Hi. You look cute. - You look nice.
Welcome to the penthouse.
- Hi, good morning. - Morning.
I don't like how things were left last night.
I know you're upset.
I just wanted to come up and talk.
Let's just, like, let's ----ing talk.
Heather, I'm blown away by what you said last night.
You know, you and I had a discussion
at the beginning of the year about
- rebuilding trust. - Mm-hmm.
And when we were in Sonoma,
I made it very, very clear to you
that the conversation needed to stay between you and I.
I don't want other people...
We don't have to bring this to the group.
I appreciate that.
Tamra had already told me this story
about John Janssen months ago, so I knew she had told people.
But she always does that with me.
This is the exact same thing that happened last year.
Everyone here has had private conversations with you
about your relationship.
Shannon vaulted you, you vaulted us.
I violated the vaulting.
The problem is, we're worried about her.
It all got put on her.
Shannon went on a radio show and talked about all this,
so obviously, you can't be upset about that.
You put it out there.
That was a big deal For me to open up to you
- and tell you that story. - I understood that.
I was just trying to be a friend and hug you,
and you were so upset.
But when I heard you on Jeff Lewis,
and you were so flippant about it, it was so opposite.
Well, again, when John Janssen's making statements,
which is gonna destroy me,
I have a right to defend myself.
Did you ever think that maybe,
like, you pay him, but then it dies away?
You know what? I'm gonna get it.
What are you getting, what?
My papers.
This is the sh-- that I spend my time doing at home now.
Wait, this does not look very organized.
Well, this is how I've done it so far.
- Is this your receipts? - Yes.
From the first six months of our...
- For the first six months - [girls snorting]
of our relationship, this is the total,
and it doesn't even include everything.
Airfare for four trips, $13,411.
Every family dinner that we went to, $618--
$60,891.40.
I'm glad you find humor in it.
Do you know what a Excel is?
I don't have it on my computer.
- I know it. Of course, I know. - I'm having a hot flash.
I know how to add things on Excel, I do.
Shannon, get your sh-- together.
I thought she was coming back like an accountant
with a file and a microfiche.
This woman's walking around with a notebook
that looks like it came out of my kid's backpack.
This is why, even when I'm annoyed with her,
I can't really be mad at her because... that's Shannon.
You can't go into court with that.
- I mean, you can. - [laughing]
Did you hear Heather last night say she felt very used?
- Yes. - You felt used?
What does this even have to do with you?
Like, I don't know what's going on with Heather, honestly,
because the whole, honestly, the whole-- honestly, to me,
like, that mammogram thing last night was bullsh--.
See, I'm so confused.
She sent me a text saying she had family history.
But she did not feel comfortable talking about it.
So out of respect, I'm not gonna bring up
your family history and what you don't want to talk about.
That was very upsetting
and she has a lot to say about a lot.
I heard through the grapevine a lot of chatter going on
about your dress at the tea party.
Heather was in Neiman Marcus and called up Tamra and said,
I just passed Jenn's dress.
Why is she wearing a $2,000 Dolce & Gabbana dress
if she's having financial issues?
That's such bullsh--.
You know, you start learning who people are
the more time you spend with them
and I didn't ever view Heather
as a two-faced, manipulative person.
But going behind my back and talking about my dress,
kind of like, are you a bit more two-faced than I thought?
Do you realize that that dress Jenn was wearing was $2,000?
- Yeah. - It's not a good look.
You don't get $6,000 a month
and spend $2,000 of it on a dress.
So, the morning of the tea party, she called me
and was like, "I got this Dolce dress.
"It's really expensive. Maybe I just return it."
Apparently, she called Ryan and Ryan was like,
"You can wear it to your nephew's wedding"
or nephew's graduation or something,
"and you'll get multiple uses out of it. Just keep it."
So, I think maybe Ryan bought it.
I'm concerned with her a little bit.
- Now, she's a single mom. - I know.
And if things don't work out between her and Ryan,
which sounds like there's already a little stress
in that household with the FBI.
Okay, wait, we haven't talked about this, actually.
- What is that? - Oh.
I shouldn't have said that,
but his business partner is a guy that is a bookie.
And the FBI's in there investigating.
And you would see Ryan and Jenn in the past
constantly going to the Bahamas
or going to Vegas on private jets.
It's because the casinos were sending those to fly and gamble.
She's going to the Bahamas after this.
They were going, like, every other week.
The conflict around Ryan concerns me
because I have sat in the same place that Jenn is at.
You get to a point where you just trust your partner
and then you get smacked with all these things,
and people are like, "Are you an idiot?"
And you're like, "Yeah, I guess I was."
The only thing I've learned
is you always have to have a plan B.
I just want her to be smart
because if something were to happen
or him to get into any kind of trouble--
- Where's she gonna go? - I know.
- How are you with Tamra? - It's crap.
I stood up for Ryan and I, and she did her sh-- again.
Attack, attack, attack.
You're with Ryan.
He's stepping up for you.
He's helping you navigate through it.
- He's taking care of you. - But one hand, she'll say that.
She has no ability or capability to be an actual friend.
And if you guys don't think she runs her mouth
about everyone in this group...
- Oh, I'm aware, yes. - She does.
I do not have the friendship with Tamra that I thought I did.
I'm letting this woman railroad me
over and over and give me blanket apologies
and I keep accepting them?
Like, at what point am I the idiot?
It doesn't make sense to me.
It's not good.
HEATHER: Coming up...
You text Eddie, I'll text Shane,
you text Ryan, you text Matt,
and let's all say, like, "I'm naked,"
and then see what their response is.
Okay, you guys have fun.
You can text Archie.
Well, that was fun.
***
- Oh! What is this? - What happening?
It's a lady-in-waiting and the duchess.
I have outfits for the ladies-in-waiting.
Thank you.
Even though I'm hurt by what happened last night,
it's my birthday and I'm hoping
that we can have some fun today.
The Duchess of Corona Del Mar is going to wear a purple robe,
and the ladies-in-waiting have red.
Are you kidding me?
And we have tiaras.
Yeah, I'm not wearing the tiara.
I have a very large head and I have extensions.
Mine is a little bigger.
Looks good.
We're going on the bus.
Let's walk.
- [gasps] - Look at this!
Oh, my gosh!
Hello, London!
The Duchess is coming!
-Look how cute these places are! -This is cool.
[cheering]
- Right here. - Big Ben!
- [Big Ben tolling] - [cheering]
- Where's Little Ben? - [bell tolls]
[with British accent] I'm going to wave at everybody.
Hello! Hello!
Guys, I feel like a princess.
Wait, are we supposed to wave like this?
Like this, right?
You didn't know Her Majesty was on the bus today?
The Queen is over here, actually.
Whoo! Hello.
[cheering] Whoo, London!
[muffled speaking over speaker]
I'm kind of bummed we can't hear what he's saying.
- Oh. - He's talking?
This is riveting.
I'll talk about something interesting.
Last night, I went to bed and the whole mammogram thing,
I just don't get it.
What don't you get?
Obviously, I feel so bad,
like, for your point of view and how you felt that day.
But, like, before we even went there,
you had texted us and you didn't want to talk about it.
Well, I can't tell my family's history,
that's their personal medical information.
But I was happy discussing me.
All of us feel horrible about it.
We just assumed that everything was fine
because if it wasn't, we would've heard
and we heard the cheering.
We got a lymph node.
- Yay. - Okay, yay.
We can keep couching this about what I texted you
or how you felt about it.
Four girls were sitting in a room
and not one of you turned to me
and nothing changes that one moment.
Okay, that one moment was that much to you
- that you held it and brought-- - Oh, my God.
You're the one that brought it up today.
I was done last night, Gina.
- Because I am affected by this. - Well, that's your problem.
Why now does it come back in a way
where I'm made to feel like
I wasn't being a good enough friend?
Right, but it seems like you're angry with me about it.
I'm not angry with you.
I'm trying to figure out how to be a friend to you.
I feel like your expectations of me are a lot when--
Oh, I'm sorry. So my expectations of you
shouldn't be like, as my friend,
don't go to a girl who wants to come after me
- and say it's cool and fun. - That was me.
There was, like, a little bit
of bad press around Heather and Terry.
I texted to my friend, I said, is this true?
Did she hire photographers to come take a photo of her?
- He said, "Yes." - Ha ha!
She's gonna get herself in trouble.
Oh, this is exciting.
Don't you think that would be a good expectation?
I just want it to go both ways. So, when you're sitting on
a couch with Andy Cohen and he makes a comment about my home,
I would expect you to defend me.
Really? What did I say?
You didn't say anything. You were complacent.
Which of your fellow housewives do you think would get
the least amount of money if they sold their home?
I mean, I think it's probably Gina.
Uh... I haven't been to everyone's homes.
What did you want me to say in that moment?
If Emily was sitting there, you would have took up for me.
She's a badass. She's a homeowner.
You should have told me, because when I'm upset
- about something, I tell you. - I think that's the--
Yes, and I get that.
What is Gina's problem with me?
Everything I said on Watch What Happens Livewas true.
In a different kind of interview,
would I have expanded more on it? Yeah.
But I also texted her afterwards
, commented on her post, which she hearted.
In all these months,
this has never come up until you need a win?
Okay.
Sorry?
All I'm saying is, I feel like sometimes,
we're all in those kind of circumstances,
and I feel like I understand that,
and so I do let-- let them go.
This is bullsh--. I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to make this bullsh--. I'm really--
- Yeah, it's exhausting. - Oh, it's exhausting.
Okay, well, you guys are exhausted. All right.
I have had to work really hard
to get to the point that I'm at, and I am proud of it.
So, when other people come in
and they make me feel bad about that, it becomes an insecurity.
- When does the shopping start? - Soon.
Heather is supposed to be my friend
and she's supposed to ride for me harder because of that.
I'm not bringing up anything anymore.
- Yeah, I know. - I'm done.
It's a waste of ----ing time.
What was I supposed to say?
They said, who's got the cheapest house in your group?
And I go, I'm not answering that. That's mean.
How do I know how much Gina's now worth?
----ing bitch.
EMILY: Coming up...
Did you call Tamra and talk about
- the price of my dress? - Yeah.
- Why? - Because you just told us
that you were only getting $6,000 a month
and I was worried about you.
***
GINA: Look at this. It's so fun.
I feel like we should just start at the beginning,
- work our way down. - Yes.
EMILY: Oh, my God. Look at those fries.
- I want the funky chips. - I want those.
The ----ing chips? Oh, the Funky Chips.
We would love some of these.
I want the funky chips. Yeah, all of those.
All the things.
Say, Orange County.
Whoo!
[elegant instrumental plays]
This is where the queen gets her chocolate.
- Let's go in. - We must try it.
[with accent] Let's go in and see what the queen likes.
- How do you get in? - You push.
Oh, it smells.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, the smell.
Whoo!
All right. What does the queen like?
What did she like?
She likes the rose and violet.
Dry martini truffle. I must get one.
If you'd like to try, we have the pink champagne truffle,
white chocolate with strawberry
and then a champagne ganache center.
- Oh, my God. This is amazing. - What's your favorite?
Billionaire, which is sort of a caramel center
and biscuit pieces on top.
Has Princess Kate been in? Duchess Kate?
Don't know if she's been in
since she's been a member of the sort of top tier Royals.
Should we bring our duchess something?
- No. - Oh.
Did you know I'm the Duchess of Corona Del Mar?
So, what are you getting?
Bubble waffle. Come get one.
No, I want to go in the shaving shop.
I got to get something for Travi-Daddy.
Hello. I have a bearded man.
Oh, you've come to the right place.
He has big balls, too.
Might need to shave those as well.
Travis's balls are enormous.
They're actually in my purse.
That's why everybody just thinks he has a small dick,
because his balls are enormous.
Oh, my God.
Now, I'm going to buy him a gift.
Now, buy him and manscape those balls.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
This is so fun.
Okay, so I thought it would be fun
if we took an old-time photo.
Oh, my God. You guys want to dress up?
Yeah.
Shannon loves a good costume.
- Do I have a situation? - Victoria!
Oh, my God. She's a leopard.
You're going to hear a performance of a lifetime.
I say that we should go Tudor.
- I'm going to go pee. - Oh, wait. Can I go pee, too?
- Is everybody peeing? - Hold down the fort.
Pick out my costume. Something sexy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Is there a sexy Tudor?
Let's get her a corset.
Emily gets the corset, because Emily's hot.
And Gina's the maiden.
Like Gina's up and coming and she's young.
So get it, maiden. Do I get a sword?
-Yeah, we'll give you the sword. - Oh, I like that.
Shannon's the queen, obviously.
And with my big dick energy...
- [mock grunt] - I'm the king.
Jen, did you pick out our outfits?
- I got you covered. - What do I have?
- You're my queen, bitch. - Oh.
Make it as tight as possible.
Yeah, just really, you know,
heave ho, the good old heave ho.
Gina, how do you feel after that whole bus situation?
Oh, yeah, that was good. I like that one.
It just felt so...
- Harsh? - Yeah.
I think Tamra's very harsh.
Together, they're like the worst.
- How would she know? - They're at South Coast.
- They're like, it's... - Gina knows?
- Yeah. - [Tamra laughs]
I'm stuck. He's eyeing you, girl.
[grunts]
This is the girls with you, Heather.
"And where were you January 6th?"
- Yes. - Oh.
You need that. Send that to Matt.
How much is this?
- That's it? - How about in dollars?
So it's like 10. It's like 10 grand.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
I'm at the point where I'm like, I'm here to have fun.
I tried to communicate feelings.
I will not try again.
Heather is just like a control freak.
It's like she decides when I'm allowed to have feelings,
how long I'm allowed to have feelings,
and yet she can have feelings about everything,
and hold on to them for the end of the world if she wants to.
But you guys look amazing.
And if I do have feelings,
then I'm doing something bad to her.
I mean, I have never been so gaslit in my entire life.
- Ready? - What do we do?
Are we smiling or not smiling?
- Privileged look. - Privileged.
[camera clicking]
Cool. Oh, we're done?
Man, this was a great idea.
See, I told you this morning.
-We had breakfast with Heather. -GINA: Yeah, how did that go?
Well, I just said, like,
you come at me and you make it about you.
-And she said, oh, that I lied. -It doesn't add up to me.
What's happening here is they're having all these conversations
between themselves, and then somehow we
all end up being crapped on.
Because as Heather's leaving in Nieman Marcus,
she picks up the phone just to crap all over you.
- What? - Before.
Heather apparently strolled past my dress
from your birthday party, checked the price tag,
and because I'm such a broke person,
she had to dial up Tamra and ask,
how in the hell, and why am I spending money
on a dress for your party?
So that's just so sh--y and low, if you ask me.
Well, nobody asked you. They just talked about you
- behind your back. - Shocker.
Like, don't focus on me. Don't focus on you.
Don't focus on you.
Focus on your lives.
***
KATIE: Coming up...
- Stop talking about me. - Oh, shut up.
I'm done with you. That's what I'm saying.
I'm done. Bye.
Maybe you bye.
***
Ooh!
I want to be ultra sexy.
- Tamra, are you ready? - Almost.
Someone's at the door?
Oh, I can't hear. You said adorable.
And I go, somebody's at the door?
- I'm going to wear sparkles. - Yes!
Cheers to a good night in London.
***
- GINA: Oh, it's so cool here. - Wow, how cool is this place?
KATIE: Unbelievable.
If you'd like to follow me to your table, just this way.
Oh, this is cool.
Why do I look taller than you right now?
- Because I have a short torso. - So do I.
I have a short everything.
- I'm starving. - I am starving, too.
They have onion rings. I want that.
They have onion rings?
Well, we have to get onion rings.
Like sparkling or still, madam?
Still, please. Thank you so much.
Do you have an espresso martini?
- WAITER: I can do that for you. - She wants one as well, please.
- Do you want one, too? - Yes.
Can I please have a very dirty Grey Goose martini?
And then can I have a Belvedere soda, please?
Belvedere and soda.
Excuse me, ladies, did you have a look on our menu, maybe?
- I think we're ready. - I'll do the filet, please.
And then can we get onion rings and French fries?
- I'm going to have the filet. - The filet?
- Filet, please. - Filet as well, please.
- Filet, medium rare. - Dover sole, thank you.
Oh, that's small.
They clearly did not look at my size.
Hello, have you seen me? Give Heather the tiny martini.
I would like a big girl martini.
-And a big girl glass. -[glass clinks]
Are we doing a toast?
We should toast to Shannon, her 60th birthday.
Despite all the bumps that some of us may have
at certain times, it's really nice to be able
to sit around a table all together and celebrate.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
That's a good "Cheers."
Shannon, what are your girls doing?
They're both in Paris right now, right?
They went shopping today.
Their dad gave them a little bit of money.
So they're taking the train in the morning,
and I'm going to do something with them.
And then I think they're going to come back to the hotel
just so they can say hello, and then they go right back.
- That's fun. - KATIE: Wow.
- This steak looks good. - We haven't eaten in a while.
Oh, that's exciting.
- Heather, I have a question. - Yeah.
Was my dress at the tea party a problem for you?
No. It was beautiful.
Did you call Tamra and talk about
the price of my dress and what I wore?
I was at Neiman Marcus, and I saw your dress.
- And said what? - Oh, my God.
Did she buy a $2,000 dress?
- Why? - Because you just told us
that you were only getting $6,000 a month,
- and I was worried about you. - That's bullsh--!
She knows that she just got caught in a big way.
Now she's like, "oh, let me apologize,
because I got caught in my bad behavior."
But she doesn't care, and honestly,
they're probably going to leave this dinner
and talk sh-- about her dress again.
Heather was saying, like, I don't want her to feel like
she has to be wearing $2,000 dresses just to be--
No, that was a problem last year.
I was buying fake sh--.
As long as it's not like Jen's purse today.
The fake Chanel. The Fennel, the Fundy,
and the Fucci she wears.
You walk in head to toe
constantly in designer, but you're okay.
- But she's got the money. - So what?
This is ridiculous.
This is none of anyone's business.
- Ryan bought the dress. - Yes!
- Ryan bought it for you. - But that's not a big thing.
Jen always wants to portray herself
as living this very high lifestyle
when she doesn't have a job or income,
and she doesn't know what her boyfriend does.
- What does Ryan do? - Well, nothing now.
He just kind of sits around
and, like, plays in the sunshine.
Okay.
I think that's sad because then that's a woman
who's trying to be something that maybe she's not.
This is my point.
If there's something that's a thing for you, tell me.
I should have called you. I apologize for that.
I'm no perfect human. Yeah.
And I would never want you to feel that, so I'm sorry.
I really feel bad. I'm very sorry.
- Thank you. - Honestly.
I don't know where to go with you.
Why? We've been doing good.
You and I keep getting into this pattern
of we're so close,
and then you go ballistic on me about...
I've not gone ballistic on you.
[overlapping ballistic yelling]
- What happened at Katie's? - That was between me and Ryan.
Ryan has nothing to do with--
Okay, good. I hope not because that's scary.
And I feel like within the women, you definitely
want them to know, I have a piece of sh-- of a man.
He's a playboy. He [bleep]. He does this. He does that.
Instead of just saying, you know what?
Maybe he's ----ing different. I'm happy for her.
Do you know that hurts me? This is my partner.
Okay, I apologize. I'm sorry for bringing up the FBI stuff.
It's just stuff that was swirling around.
- It matters to me. - I think I just...
---ed up as it was, I just think I needed to get it out.
- Get it out, okay. - And I did it in the way
I get things out, and it wasn't the right way.
Bless Jen's heart. How many times does this girl
have to get walloped upside the side of the head
before she wears a ----ing helmet or something?
I apologize.
Okay.
I had a question to ask you, Tamra.
I talked to Gina about that text that I found
from 2018 where Alexis said, we are suing you and Tamra.
You will hear from our attorney.
Oh, the one you sent to me last week?
I was surprised that when I sent you that,
that you didn't tell anybody in the group, like, wow,
Alexis did actually start the suit.
That's between you and her.
Yes, but if you apply the scrutiny to her
and everything she does, she goes on Jeff Lewis,
we analyze everything she says...
Then I think the same should be applied to Alexis
because she's not perfect either.
Honestly, I'm very confused
why Tamra and Heather are consistently Team Alexis.
They give her a free pass on everything
while they hold Shannon to the fire on everything.
You seem to just...
want to point out that I lie
or want to point out that I do this.
Please stop talking about me.
Okay, and you stop talking about me.
When did I talk behind your back?
That I'm a horrible friend, that I have a giant ego,
that my ego needs to be shot down,
that I think that I'm better than everybody.
Did I say you have a huge ego? You do.
I'm not the one that has such a big ego
that I wouldn't pay $75,000
because I don't want to look bad.
You know what? You're just very cruel.
Oh, shut up.
[tense music]
You know what, Tamra? There's no need...
You know what, don't you dare ever
raise your hand at me again. Don't you dare.
I'm done with you.
That's what I'm saying. I'm done.
Bye.
Maybe you bye. This is my trip.
Wait, is she bye? She bye-ing?
- Shannon, don't leave. - No, no, no.
- I'm going to the restroom. - Okay.
I don't know what Tamra's motivations are,
but I know for certain
one of her plans is to ruin this trip.
And so far, you're batting 100-- is that what they call it?
So far, you can check out that box.
She can go the [bleep] home.
I'm setting boundaries for myself.
I don't need to sit there and get verbally abused.
Tamra's main goal, it's obvious, is to hurt me.
I'm over this victim act.
- I don't wanna do this anymore. - I'm not gonna do this anymore.
[both] I'm done.
Let's take space. I think this needs space.
This might be an inappropriate time,
but it's the best onion ring I've ever had.
GINA: Coming up...
You need to leave my ----ing family alone.
- Okay. Bye. - Bye.
- Bye.
No, come on, Jen! Bye, kid.
----ing bitch.
Want to go back to the hotel, to the little bar in the hotel?
Time to have fun, Beador.
Can I do a margarita?
- Heather, what do you want? - A Cosmo Extra Limey, please.
Oh my God, it's perfection.
- Do you have your phone? - Yeah.
You text Eddie, I'll text Shane,
you text Ryan, you text Matt,
let's all say the same thing, and then see
- what their response is. - Okay.
Let's all say, like, I'm naked or something.
How quickly can you get here?
Yeah. Then you have to read the response.
- Okay. - Oh, I got a response.
- What does it say? - I'll read it.
In a flash, if you want to use your imagination.
[cheering]
Ryan says, "is this for me,
or did you meet someone at the bar?"
Wait, I can't read Travis'.
Ryan would never leave me unread on a naughty text.
That man is like Johnny on the spot.
He gets a naughty text and he's like, bing, he's on it.
My husband has said nothing.
No, he's like, I'm on the golf course.
He's like, I'm literally on the golf course.
You know what's so messed up?
I see his location.
He's like on the ninth hole.
His mistress is the golf course.
Travis said,
If someone wants to sit here,
my kids are coming tomorrow and I'm super tired.
I just want to beat it because I'm just tired.
Okay, the game, it was not meant
to make Shannon feel badly at all.
Okay, you guys have fun. I'll see you tomorrow.
I'm sorry. You can text Archie.
Well, that was fun.
- Where are we going? - Our room.
It's so hot.
Don't ring people's doors.
No, don't ring and run, you bitch.
Wait, run. Don't ring and run.
- [yelling] - You're gonna get arrested.
This is my jam. I'm here for the jazzercise.
There's something so fun about at the end of the night,
going back to your room, turning on music,
getting in comfy clothes and just let the party continue.
- [laughing] - I'm gonna go on a diet.
- Go in there. - Are you peeing?
I need someone to help me snap it.
Hello, London.
[cheering]
- Hey, baby. - Oh, you're on the golf course.
- Look who I got. - Hi, B.
I miss you.
- Hi, beautiful. - I miss that face.
I miss that face--
Oh, shut up.
***
TAMRA: I'm tired still.
Is your head not swirling
about everything that ----ing happened last night?
Did Emily, like, officially move out?
She's gone.
She snuck out in the night.
She is gone, gone.
Okay, we cannot go to bed
at four in the morning tonight. Okay?
I think we're just too old for this.
- Ow, my back. - I know.
- Everything hurts so bad. - My hips.
***
[singsong] Hello.
[grunts] Hello.
Hi. Oh, you look so cute.
- You guys look amazing. - Hi.
Oh, you look so cute, Jen.
I feel like you look like me today.
I knew Gina's coming over.
I love your outfit. You look adorable.
- How are you? - I'm okay.
It was a rough night.
I feel like we keep repeating that with you.
It's the pattern that I've had for ten years with Tamra.
We argue, and then she says, "I love you,
I miss you, I care so much about you."
- She doesn't. - Clearly.
But she loves to talk about me whenever she can.
- It's just cruel. - It is cruel. It is.
***
- Oh, here's the juice place. - Oh, wow.
Can I do the beet cleanse?
Can you add extra cleanse?
Like a laxative?
Whatever you got back there that'll get stuff moving.
Can we do the strawberries with the hot chocolate?
Thank you so much.
- What time did you go to bed? - 4:30?
- Was Shannon in your room? - No.
Shannon has a room down at the end.
- She's an exhausting friend. - Where do we go from here?
How can we just get it where it's just not animosity
and you guys are screaming at each other?
Here's my question:
Why am I always bowing down to this woman?
You're not bowing down. You're being a bigger person.
I've been a bigger person for ten years.
Keep being the bigger person, then.
I don't understand Tamra's level of anger with Shannon.
She consistently berates her.
Like, there's just no compassion there.
Should I be the bigger person, mister?
EMILY: Yes, you should, Tamra. Be the bigger person.
He said yes. Should I be the bigger person?
Yes. He's nodding yes.
You can be disappointed in her because of the DUI.
You can have the opinion that she shouldn't drink,
that she should be sober, all valid.
But why not try to help her be a better person,
not continuously berate her and humiliate her?
Wait, I think I have to poop.
It could be emergency. Oh, God.
[Emily laughing]
It really bothers me that Tamra will have conversations
behind your back and bring up topics
that could really damage you or your boyfriend.
And I know she texted me stuff.
So, I look back in my phone last night, and I have it.
- From Tamra? - Mm-hmm.
September of 2022.
I am so tired of Tamra
saying that I do certain things when she does them.
I think it's important that Jen understand
how Tamra works behind everyone's back.
This is what she does.
Someone sent her some stuff about Ryan.
And then she said,
And then she texts me evidence of the background check.
What the [bleep] is wrong with her?
We don't stoop to this level
because, like, that's not who we are.
- Like, you don't go that low. - This is who we are.
Putting this sh-- out there.
It's almost, like, ----ing weird and obsessive.
It's not almost like. It is weird.
It's like boil a ----ing rabbit in a pot or something.
That is ----ing bizarre.
It's ----ing creepy.
Tamra just has no soul.
It's ----ing scary. It's like going to dinner with a bomb.
Just waiting for it to ----ing explode.
She has to use all of our lives to make hers relevant
because when you look at her life, it's just boring.
It's not right, and I don't know why I even
go give her an ounce of my time
because I'm such a better person than her.
I would rather have my little ----ing bank account
and my happy kids who love me, and a man who supports me,
than being low-level ----ing bullsh-- like her.
And she thinks she's gonna come in
and ----ing ruin my family?
She is trash.
[echoing bang]
Literal ----ing trash.
- I feel sick for you-- - I'm sick to my stomach.
Will you call me or text me?
I'm gonna go with the kids for a little while.
Enjoy the girls. You and I will talk later.
- Gina? - Bye, babe.
She can ----ing [bleep] herself.
I mean, I don't even know. I mean, I honest to God
don't even know what to ----ing walk in and even start with her.
[sharp knocking]
***
[sharp knocking]
TAMRA: She goes, oh, I think they will get married.
And I go, listen,
you can have two people that, um, don't get...
Hi. Hi.
You did a ----ing background check on Ryan?
No! What are you talking about?
You did.
Swear to God on my kid's life I did not.
No, I just saw it with my own eyes.
-A background check? -I don't understand with you.
You want to go on and you want to talk about my fake sh--?
You want to talk about--
Wait, tell me what you're talking about!
You did a ----ing background check on Ryan.
- Show it to me. - I already saw it.
You don't get to do this sh-- anymore.
You're throwing around all this sh--, Tamra, and it dest--
- [bleep] you. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- That's not what happened. - Jen, Jen.
- Let her... - I don't need to let her talk.
- She ----ing knows. - Oh my God.
This was two years ago.
And it wasn't a background check.
I've never paid for a background check in my life.
Tamra constantly says people should take accountability.
You know what, Tamra, you take accountability
for the damage that you cause.
You take accountability for the people that you hurt.
You take accountability for your actions.
I'm having my friend do a background check on Ryan.
Okay, it's not a private investigator.
He was a real estate guy.
Why do you care? What does Eddie do?
What does Eddie do?
He owns a multi-million dollar business.
Do I give a sh-- what Eddie does?
Is Eddie happy? Do I need to go dig around?
Why do you? Why are you clapping?
Because you're using your voice. I'm so happy for you.
You won't listen. You just want to yell.
[bleep] you, Tamra.
I didn't even know Jen could speak that loudly.
It was sort of impressive.
Your words: "I have my friend's husband"
doing a background check on Ryan."
Then you send ----ing articles.
- No, no, wait. - No! You ----ing wait.
When you back Tamra in a corner, she doesn't even know
what to do. She's like a feral cat.
Why don't you own up for the bullsh--
that you cause in people's lives?
Why don't you ever say I'm sorry and I mean it?
Why don't you just learn how to be a ----ing friend?
Why don't you just ask me calmly instead of freaking out?
I've never paid for a background check.
You said that he was a mortgage broker.
So I asked my friend and goes,
"is he licensed in mortgage?" And he said no. That's it.
-That's bullsh--. -That is not a background check.
Don't try to make me out like I'm hiring private investigators
when that's not what I did.
Shannon is the one trying to rile her up.
But if she's going to sick Jen on me, I mean,
you might want to send somebody with a half a brain.
Your obsession is actually weird.
It's ----ing weird.
Okay.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Okay. My obsession is weird. - It is.
Because I asked if he was licensed in real estate.
- Oh. - I mean in mortgage.
- It's that simple. - It is that simple.
I'm having my friend's husband do a background check.
Ryan's investigated by the FBI. It's weird.
It's all over the internet.
I'm so ----ing done with your low-level bullsh--.
- Bye. - Bye.
Oh, come on. Jen, don't walk out.
No, you need to ----ing grow up
and leave my ----ing family alone.
- Okay. - I just moved into
that man's house. My kids are good.
My ----ing kids are with me and good and happy.
Leave me the [bleep] alone. I want no part
of your ----ing bullsh--. You attack everyone.
The only reason she's your ----ing friend
is because she's in front of you right now.
That's it. You talk about everybody behind their back.
- So do you. - Yeah, actually I don't.
I'm the better ----ing person
than you will ever be Tamra, ever.
- Okay, bye. - Yeah, bye.
- ----ing Bitch. - Bye.
That was a lot.
SHANNON: Next time on The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Oh, you guys, that's Windsor Castle.
- Who lives at Windsor Castle? - The Windsors.
- Ah! - Oh! Oh my God.
I think I got it all up.
[Shannon groans]
Katie said things about me to her daughter,
who then said things about me.
Shannon said, we need to find out
if Gina pushed Travis down the stairs.
- What? - Yes.
- I don't deserve this. - Jen doesn't deserve this.
- I get it. - Travis doesn't deserve this.
Ryan doesn't deserve this. This has to stop here.