Previously on The Real Housewives of Orange County...
Hello, London! The Duchess is coming!
Big Ben!
Where's little Ben?
London!
- You came to my room in Sonoma - Yeah.
and you showed me a very disturbing picture of you.
Oh, Shannon.
Then, when I heard you on Jeff, and you go,
"Oh, I don't know, I've never thought about that."
How did he not hear it? Has that ever occurred to you?
I haven't really thought about it.
I will never know if he heard my accident or not.
I made it very, very clear that the conversation
needed to stay between you and I.
- How are you with Tamra? - She did her sh-- again.
Attack, attack, attack.
- How's the FBI going for you? - Stop.
I'm concerned with her and Ryan.
His business partner is a bookie,
and the FBI's in there investigating.
The only thing I've learned
is you always have to have a plan B.
Tamra said...
...about Ryan.
What the is wrong with her?
Leave me the [bleep] alone.
I want no part of your----ing bullsh--.
I'm a better----ing person than you will ever be.
- Okay, bye. - Yeah, bye. Bitch.
Jenn, are you still here?
Heather, I am not interested anymore.
I hear you, can you just give me a second?
Can we not yell? Don't clap.
- She was yelling. I was calm. - Don't clap, don't do that.
She can do whatever the [bleep] she wants.
It's the only thing she knows how to do.
Can we just calm down for a second?
Talk sh-- about me, talk sh-- about Ryan,
and then cry that you----ing love me.
You don't----ing love anything about me.
I'm not going to talk to you while you're yelling.
Here's the thing, nothing new has happened.
This was two years ago, but you're also sort of negating
the fact that, you know, Shannon had a hand in--
- All of it. - I just read all of it.
Heather, somebody says you stage
paparazzi pictures and you freak out.
You're going to sit here and defend Tamra on this?
Get out of Tamra's ass,
and be your own person.
The fact that I thought for years
that you were a friend.
- I was the idiot. - Sorry you feel that way.
You----ing don't have a soul.
- Like, I don't understand. - That's not nice.
I don't care what you think is nice.
It's true. I don't understand you.
We were not in a good place last year.
We have admit that, we've acknowledged that.
Okay, so when you're not in a good place with somebody,
you go on background checks--
I did not do a background check.
She didn't do a background check.
Just be careful.
Your mouth's gotten you in trouble before.
Two years ago, I'm at the gym.
This guy came up to me and goes,
"Oh, my God, I was friends with Ryan."
I cannot believe that he would show his face
after he was named in a lawsuit about selling timeshares
in another country and they weren't building them.
And they were collecting the HOA money beforehand.
People went to jail for it.
And I sent it to Shannon and she goes,
"Oh, my God, you have to get information on this.
Lesley Beador's ex-husband is named in this lawsuit.
Shannon asked me, "Do you know anybody
"that can look into this lawsuit?"
And I go, "Well, I have a friend that's a lawyer.
I can maybe have him check it."
And if Shannon would have shown Jenn the entire text message--
Oh, that's right, it would incriminate Shannon.
Shannon was equally as concerned as I was
that Ryan's a shady mother----er.
It's not the type of people that I want
to surround myself with.
You didn't tell her the story like that.
No, I'm not going to because she's screaming and yelling.
She wants to listen to me, I will talk to her.
But that's the problem, it's hard when you're with someone
and they just----ing light you up about something.
- Uh-huh. - She looks really good.
- Her stomach looks so good. - Oh, yeah.
- I had stomach envy. - It's a good tummy job.
Don't talk about people's surgery.
She admitted it. She has no belly button.
Hi, what are you doing? Do you have a minute?
Are you leaving?
I don't know, maybe I need to take a walk or something.
Let's go get a drink.
♪ I'm out to play 'til the next day ♪
♪ I'm like fine wine, better with age ♪
- Ah! - Oh, my God.
Hi.
Hello.
I'm so excited.
- Welcome to London. - Welcome back.
What happened to your voice, Stella?
It's gone, sorry.
It's so exciting for my girls
to take the train from Paris
to spend time with me on my 60th birthday.
Like, this is stuff that you can't even imagine.
What was that, why were you taking a selfie of yourself?
It was really embarrassing.
Who would have thought that I'd be able to see
both my daughters in London?
You want to walk and we'll go get something to eat?
Yeah, I'm hungry. I had a long trip here.
How come we have four menus?
- Because that's the drink menu. - Oh.
And you guys are going to order for me?
- Someone's legal here. - That's me.
You know what, the only way to not be hungover is to--
- Okay, okay. - I'm kidding, it's a joke.
- Have you decided? - Yes.
Can I do the lobster-- Sorry, my voice.
Can I do the lobster pad thai, please?
Lobster pad thai, yes.
- The crispy baby potatoes. - Yeah.
Can I also get an espresso martini?
Can I get a Diet Coke
but then can I also have just, like a vodka soda?
I'll do an Aperol Spritz, please.
- Aperol Spritz? - Thank you.
How is everything with the girls?
Well, that hasn't been very good.
You guys know all this stuff that's going on with Tamra.
The last two nights has been not very kind to me.
Here's the Aperol Spritz.
Typical, typical, typical.
- Yeah. - It's a toxic friendship.
You guys were very close last year,
and now she's switching up?
It'’s BS.
That's--
- Lobster pad thai? - Thank you.
- Thai-spiced cauliflower. - Yum.
- Crispy baby potatoes. - Thank you very much.
- So have you gone on any dates? - No.
Well, when are you ready to get back out there?
I don't know.
Well, there's nothing going on with me.
What, you don't like any boys that you've met there?
I've had my share-- Fair share.
See, you'd be surprised because I'm honestly
pretty dry right now.
So, we're all single ladies.
Are you going to find a man here?
No.
I want a British man.
It feels good to walk, doesn't it?
- Yep. - Do you like caviar?
Yeah-ish.
- Hi. - Hi, how are you?
Welcome to Caviar House Mayfair.
- Table for how many? - For three.
Wow, this is my kind of place.
- Yeah, it's beautiful. - Yeah.
- So, I think I need a drink. - Yeah.
I'm just going to have a champagne.
Let's try the Basart, see if we like it. It's a brut?
- It's a glass Brut. Of course. - Yeah.
We'll try a glass of that and then we'll see.
Here she comes.
How are you? Oh, I see them. Yeah, thank you.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? You look pretty. - Thank you.
What happened? Why couldn't you--
Oh, that's so cute.
Thank you so much.
I had some work stuff.
I had a deal fall apart, which is always fun.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, it's okay.
It was just a lot.
Well, I got a surprise visit.
- From who? Vicky? - No, Jenn.
I know she's agitated.
No, agitated is not even the word for it.
How do you cross streets here?
Do you push a button or do you just go?
- Let's just go. - Okay.
You just stop the traffic. Stop please.
So cute.
- Hi, how are you? - Hello.
Okay, we want fish and chips, right?
You don't have Malibu, do you?
Oh, my God, Malibu Barbie over here
wants to know if you have Malibu.
- Malibu, we do have. Yeah. - Oh, you do?
- Oh, my God. - She loves Malibu.
Can I have a Malibu and a Diet Coke?
I would think in London, they drink like a Guinny--
Like Guen-ness, Guinn-ees, Guinness? A beer.
- This is good. - Oh, she made a mean Malibu.
I was like, this girl knows how to make a Malibu.
But I don't care, I don't care if I'm at the beach
in the Bahamas or in the town of London.
I'm drinking a Malibu and Diet Coke, it's my drink.
So, this morning, Shannon's like,
"I'm sorry to do this to you,
"but Tamra digs things up on people, and here you go."
It was a text thread, Tamra saying,
"I'm having my friend's husband run a background check on him."
- On Ryan. - Ryan.
And I literally, Emily,
- lost my----ing mind. - I don't blame you.
When Tamra doesn't respect someone,
there's no boundaries.
None, zero.
Sorry, Jenn, she doesn't respect you,
and she doesn't respect Ryan.
I saw the text messages.
This is bad.
If you would do that to her, would you do it to her?
Would you do it to me?
- I'm being honest here. - Are you a con man like him?
You're an adult woman, and if this is the person
that you choose, and he's good to you,
and he's good to your children, and he steps up to the plate,
like, I think that's amazing.
And there's nothing more that I have respect for
than a man who steps up to the plate
and takes care of children.
- This is a problem. - You know what I mean?
I don't condone digging up things on anyone.
Why do you think I'm so disgusted with Katie,
who tried to do that six months before she ever met me?
I can't believe what a liar Katie is.
It's not good.
- I want to tell you something. - Tell me.
I went candle-making with Katie and our daughters.
- And Kaili said-- - Kaili's the one that's 19.
Yes, said to me that she watched Emily's kids.
And she said, "I have to tell you something,"
and Katie's like, "Yeah, listen to this, listen to this."
- Okay, okay, listen to this. - I was like, "Oh, yeah,
"do you, like, have you met a lot of your mom's friends?
"Like, my mom is just getting to know everybody,"
and they're like, "Yeah, but we don't really like Heather.
And I was like, "What? Why?"
And they're like, "Because she's mean to our mom.
"She yells at her a lot."
And they're like, "Yeah, our mom says Heather's bossy."
- Emily's kid said that? - Emily's kid said that.
I thought it was a good judge of character.
I thought so, too.
There's something deceiving about her.
Children repeat what they hear in the house.
- Like, I know Shane-- - Even if Emily was in her house
talking sh-- about you because you guys were in a fight
that day, her children would never be around her.
I get it.
They don't even know who you are.
Luke and Keller,
they're----ing, like, eight years old.
Like, this is insane, on their agenda is, like,
am I gonna have----ing apples or carrots at lunch?
And what time is mother----ing bedtime?
So, I went to breakfast with them.
Katie's daughter told me the twins said,
"We don't like Heather. She's mean to my mom."
That's not true, my boys told me
that Kaili told them that Heather's mean.
And I said, "Don't ever say that again."
Wow.
So, you're telling me
that Katie said things about me to her daughter,
who then went to these little children
and said things about me.
I'm telling you, Emily was not----ing lying.
Because her and Shane had a conversation about it,
and Shane said, "Well, she's never babysitting again,
"and we're never going to talk about this."
I'm out with her.
To use your child as a megaphone
is a different kind of insanity.
Katie's very calculated.
I think she's got a hard-on for Heather.
I thought she was this really sweet girl,
and Gina pushed her in to giving out all this information,
and now I feel bad for blaming Gina.
It's actually Katie.
Sorry, I can't eat caviar and say----.
Well, it came out of one.
Coming up...
Have you talked about him being a bookie?
Have you talked about a Ponzi scheme?
You better - ing shut your mouth.
Oh, okay, why? Is he gonna put a hit on me?
Oh, my God.
♪ I'm getting high on the views ♪
- Hi. - Hi.
Everything that I questioned about Tamra,
there's no more questioning, we're not friends.
It was all just absolute bullsh--.
And she 100% has some massive hang-up with you.
I said that today!
And then when I said it, Heather Dubrow was like,
"Okay, that's low."
I'm like, "It's actually not low enough."
Oh, fun.
- Before dinner... - Mm-hmm.
...we're going to an etiquette class.
I think it's a good move.
- Just saying. - All of us or me?
- Just me. - All of us.
Just you.
No, thank you.
Hi.
Bye, mama.
Be safe. Will you text me when you're on the plane,
- when you get off the plane? - Train.
Okay, I love you.
Bye.
- Are you hungry? - I don't know.
I-- I-- Yeah. I still haven't been successful.
I have not gone to the bathroom... in days.
And I'm having some pains.
There's a bit of a bloat.
There's a bit of a bloat going on.
I'm backed up. I'm backed up.
- So, here's your table, ladies. - Gorgeous.
- Wow. - Oh, my God.
That's really pretty.
So, how are we going to sit?
Sorry to interrupt, ladies. I'd like to introduce myself.
I'm Laura Akamo, I'm going to be teaching you
English dining etiquette this evening.
- Oh, I love that. - I'm Laura Akamo.
I will sit here.
The other girls should be coming very soon.
What's wrong?
You said that that would start in six hours
and it----ing started in two.
- Are you hungry? - I am, but like
nothing's leaving, it's entrance only.
I don't have that problem, I'm so thankful,
because I have these things.
My GI doctor told me to get them.
- Can I have one? - Yes.
You'll wake up tomorrow and you'll be like,
- "God bless Katie." - Is it poop pills?
Yes.
Where's the closest restroom?
I am going to sh-- my pants,
but I just wanted to forewarn all of you
so that when I leave the table unexpectedly,
you know where I am.
That is proper etiquette.
Good evening, ladies, and thank you for joining me.
I'm here this evening to teach you
about English dining etiquette.
Who needs etiquette in our group the most?
Well, this notion that Katie has to
just spread lies about people
and now her daughter's doing it too?
First lesson in etiquette class. No, no.
The first thing we're going to look at
is what you use your napkin for.
Tamra, what do you use a napkin for?
Could it be projectile?
What, you want to----ing tell me to watch it?
- Okay. - I may not know
where every fork goes, okay,
but I do know I have never thrown a napkin
in somebody's face and I've never spit
a loogie back in my drink, so I'm doing that right.
Typically, a table setting would have
your knife and spoons to the right.
Your knife and fork stay in your hand.
Is that how you all eat?
That's how I eat.
- The whole time? - Meaning you don't switch.
And when you're sitting down to eat,
you need to be sitting up,
because if your back is touching the back of your chair,
then you haven't got good posture.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Is it rude to point?
Pointing in some cultures is actually seen as very rude,
and generally, I would advise against it.
You should have done that over there.
Don't point at me!
We all need a little etiquette to brush up,
even little Miss Heather Dubrow.
Can we talk about how you're not supposed
to attack people at a dinner table, ma'am?
The index finger should be as flat as possible.
Can you see where my finger is?
The knife, it should just be on the joint.
This is how you would hold your spoon.
Did you want to say something?
No, I was practicing the--
The spoon, yes.
What you don't want to do
is blow onto the soup or even your food at all.
What we do not do is butter the whole thing.
You never use the butter knife to cut it.
You actually should break with your fingers.
- It's too many rules. - There are a lot of rules.
Here's etiquette for you.
Any questions, ladies?
- Okay. - Thank you.
Well, I hope you've learned something from it.
Are we allowed to clap at the table?
As a group and a whole, we're not very demure,
not very mindful.
Can I have the stracciatella pugliese?
- Yes. - Thank you very much.
I'm going to do the second one.
Let's go around the table, and everyone say
their best and worst part of the day.
Oh, the pit and peak.
- Okay, who's first? - I'll go.
My pit was definitely having to wake up early
because I had to help Emily curl her hair.
Wait, that was the pit?
Yes, it was early, and I'd rather have slept.
My peak was seeing the girls, seeing the daughters.
- That was really nice. - Thank you.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
- How are you girls? - How are you?
They have that raspy, college girl,
- out all night voice. - I know. I know.
I had that voice for four years.
I think the high,
the fun today was going and having caviar.
Oh, wait, what's the pit?
I mean, the pit is probably having Jenn come to my room
and yell at me about something that Shannon provoked.
You know what, Tamra, I'm done with your lies, and
- I'm not explaining anymore. - It's not a lie.
- You're a liar. - I have a lot of text messages.
No, you called me and asked me.
You're lying.
You're a liar, and you're a drunk.
Oh, my God.
You don't remember anything you say.
- It's tacky. - I would like it
if you would stop with the alcohol thing.
It's her journey, it's her choice,
and it's her preference, and I don't like it.
- You need to stop. - Why are you believing her?
You know what, because in the time that I've known her,
- she has shown me more - Hey, Jenn.
of a friendship than you have.
I want to be left alone.
I want you to leave Ryan alone.
- I don't-- - Yeah, you do.
I think anybody at this table--
Ten years ago, I had a conversation--
Tamra, have you said anything about Ryan this year?
Have you talked about him being a bookie?
Have you talked about a Ponzi scheme?
You better----ing shut your mouth.
Oh, okay, why? Is he going to put a hit on me?
Oh, my God.
Etiquette class failed. Everyone gets an F.
Why would you say that?
Tamra, have you said anything about Ryan this year?
Have you talked about him being a bookie?
Have you talked about a Ponzi scheme?
You better----ing shut your mouth.
Oh, okay, why? Is he going to put a hit on me?
Oh, my God. Why would you say that?
Oh, gang up on me. Go ahead.
Then----ing leave! You ask everybody else to leave.
Why don't you----ing hit the road?
You're not doing yourself any favors by talking like that.
I apologized to Jenn earlier.
I am sorry that I had a conversation
with my best friend back then.
I'm not going to have her go and try to turn
- everybody against me. - She's not doing that.
Am I against you? Is she against you?
No, we're trying to get you to look at,
take responsibility for your side of things, that's all.
What would you like me to take responsibility for?
- I'm good. - So, we're good.
Oh, no, we're not good.
I'm saying shut your---ing mouth.
Okay.
I've never seen Jenn be this loud,
be this confrontational.
It's actually a little impressive.
Jenn wants to know how to establish a boundary.
Girl, I think you just did.
Well, I am wiped out.
I'm falling asleep.
I'm doing the non-poop dance,
the don't poop your pants dance.
That's what I'm doing.
- I'm, like, literally... - Nearly fainting.
...could fall face first in my pasta.
We all need to go to bed. We have an early day tomorrow.
So, how about we all get a good night's sleep
and then go to the countryside tomorrow?
- Yeah. - All right, good night.
No, I've had my fair share.
No, we don't need to. I don't give a sh--.
This group of women is not for the weak.
I am so thankful that I have Jenn in my life.
We understand each other.
We're actually good people.
She's throwing allegations at Ryan
that are unacceptable and damaging to my family.
And you looked so---ing hot
telling her how you felt, you did.
Jenn has told me in the years past
she hasn't stuck up for herself against Tamra.
And I'm so proud of her that she has found her voice
and she's sticking up for herself.
Who's she loyal to?
Anybody. It doesn't have to be in our friend group.
- Who's she loyal to? - Right now, it's Heather.
Are we doing this or are we having
a glass of wine downstairs?
- I'll have a glass here. - Okay, let's do it.
Did you see this?
Are these the size of Travis's balls?
That's when he's pent up.
- That's like when I get home. - Wait, they get bigger?
Well, you know, when you don't release.
- Are you serious? - I don't know.
- I didn't know that. - The man has big balls.
Since when is having big balls a bad thing?
You probably shouldn't talk about people's balls.
I feel like that's bad etiquette.
How do you feel about tonight?
I don't even want to talk about it.
I can't tell you how grateful I am
- for both of your assistance... - You don't have to be grateful.
...and having that conversation.
It's the right thing to do.
Because it is really beyond cruel.
Forget about Shannon for a second.
You need to talk to Jenn.
You've not taken accountability for your part of this.
The one thing you are not specifically saying to her
to move forward is, "I am---ing sorry."
You feel bad that you did that.
It was not okay and it won't happen again.
Well, if I have the opportunity, I will.
Tomorrow, take the opportunity.
- Okay. - Can I tell you something else?
I was jumping out of my----ing skin.
I did not look at Katie once tonight.
I didn't either. I looked at her and I just went.
And also, you know, it involves all the kids.
It's----ing messy. I'm not going to [bleep] it up.
It's Shannon's trip. She's excited.
We're going to have a nice day tomorrow.
It's like the sh-- that Tamra brought up tonight.
Really?
Like, I'm not going to walk on eggshells anymore.
And we had this conversation earlier today.
Gina's like, keep my distance because I don't know
what she would do coming after me.
Is she going to go into Travis' divorce sh--
and bring that stuff up?
Shannon called me before-- Last year before the reunion,
said, "You need to get Taylor's husband involved.
"John's an attorney.
"We need to find out
"if Gina pushed Travis down the stairs."
- What? - Yes.
There was an article that came out.
Shannon asked John, "Can you dig this information up,
"see if there's any legal papers?"
And Taylor ended up calling Shannon and saying,
"John doesn't do stuff like this.
"He's not getting involved."
- That happened? - Shannon's mentioned it
multiple times.
I said, "Tamra, you have to understand,
"when you do something like this,
"I am now worried that you would do this to someone else,
"myself included."
You going to tell Gina?
I don't want to hurt Gina,
but she's dancing with the devil.
She should know that this is what you're dealing with.
This is your good friend now, Gina.
Well, listen, let's, like, get a good night's sleep
so that tomorrow, we'll go to the country
- and go out and have fun. - Okay.
- Yeah? - All right, cheers.
All right, Jenn, I have two coat options.
One is this blazer that I love.
- I love that. - But I wanted to wear this.
I love that jacket.
But wear what you're comfortable in.
Yeah.
Shannon, did you sleep okay last night?
- Um... - I mean, I know
you were really emotional when you went to bed.
Um, it's just a lot.
Look, there are parts of this trip
where I've had a really good time.
It's typically when certain people aren't part of the group.
Who would that be?
Tamra.
That night that you had the DUI.
- Yeah. - Last night, she brought it up.
In Sonoma, she had told me that she believes
- that John heard the crash. - She did?
She showed me her text messages, gave me a timeline,
how it's impossible for him not to have heard the crash.
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, are you kidding me right now?
I'm just gonna table this
so I can go and enjoy the last day of a trip...
that has been horrible for me.
Thanks. Thank you so much.
I don't like to sit on the inside.
Can we tour Windsor Castle?
- Are we taking a tour? - I don't know.
- Thank you, guys. - Morning.
- It's a little crispier today. - Oh, yeah,
I'm glad I brought my jacket.
- Is it cramped? - Yeah.
- And it comes in waves. - Oh, and they hurt.
- It's so bad. - Can you fart?
Can you fart?
Oh, you do? You want to trade seats?
Do you want this bucket?
- You're gonna throw up? - I don't know.
Do you want to get out and have some air, Shannon?
- Sorry, you guys. - No, don't apologize.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Uh-oh.
- You're not crying? - Are you okay?
- Oh, my God, the pain. - I know, I've been there.
- Why is there so much pain? - I just have cramps.
- Yeah, you'll go. - Girl, you're compacted.
You haven't drank enough water and we've been traveling.
You gotta take a sh--.
Oh, my God. I'm----ing embarrassed.
You're okay. Don't be embarrassed.
- Look at this little town. - It is adorable.
This is so cute.
Do you want to do, like, an Abbey Road kind of?
Yeah.
Um...
there is John Lennon,
Ringo Starr...
and...
Excuse me.
Would you mind taking a photo for us?
- Of course. - Oh, thanks.
Elton John? No, that's not.
Nope, take that back.
And that's all. That's all I got.
Oh, that's cute. Where'd you get the bread?
- You can have the rest of ours. - Seriously?
- Yeah. - That's so nice.
Want a snack?
What if I just shove it in my mouth right now?
Oh, you guys, that's Windsor Castle.
- Who lives at Windsor Castle? - I have no idea.
The Windsors.
Oh, let's get a donut.
You will not eat a donut.
How are you doing?
Are you okay?
- Nope. - Shannon?
Got it. Do you want me to do it?
I don't know. I think she's gonna do it.
I gotta say, this is probably the first time
that I not only have brought enema bottles to a friend,
but also offered to administer them.
I think I got it all up.
Okay.
I want one. I haven't had one.
So----ing good.
I might want another one.
- You want to sit here? - Yeah.
Okay, so Gina told me that you had a conversation
about the thing that has to do with my children
- and has to do with Katie. - Yes.
It was actually kind of bad.
Tamra brought up the incident
that happened when Kaili babysat your kid.
Heather was really upset when she told her.
She started crying.
I have known about this for a long time,
but I was not planning on talking about it.
I was just gonna let it go.
But now I have to intervene and tell the truth.
She said that the boys said something
like how horrible Heather is.
I don't talk about adult material
in front of my children
and I would never talk about you negatively
in front of my children, ever.
I'm like so----ing upset.
My kids didn't say that,
but even if for some reason they did,
why would you repeat something two little boys said
when your daughter was babysitting them?
I find this story so incredibly disturbing,
but isn't it odd that Katie has some connection here?
Feels hinky.
It pisses me off on so many levels.
First of all, you're talking about my children.
Second of all, you're implying, or not even implying,
you're saying that I'm a shitty parent
that talks about my friends in front of my children.
You're throwing my boys under the bus,
and you're also putting me in a position
where you and I could have an issue.
That is a planted bullsh-- story
to try to attack my character, but you know what?
She's----ed with the wrong marine, I am done.
What's happening?
She just squirted something up her butt.
She had enema, and it's going to help so much.
- I know. - Are you okay?
Okay, but can you go out? I need privacy.
Okay, we'll go out. We'll go out.
- Okay. - Let it rip, Shannon.
- I'm going to try. - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I did!
Yay!
- Oh, my God. Thank God. - Oh, halleloo.
Okay, now that I know she's okay, I can't.
Okay, let's walk, you guys.
- I got a text from Gina. - Oh, what?
"Hi, Shannon got so sick when we were about to leave.
"Did an enema, she wanted to stay and rest a bit.
"She was doubled over. It was scary."
She probably, because she knew what she did was wrong.
And she knows there's going to be some retaliation.
- What are you referring to? - Gina.
Oh, it has to do with Gina?
- Is it bad? - It's not good.
Six months ago, Shannon,
she was digging up some information
to bring it up at the reunion.
She contacted Taylor's husband, John, who's an attorney,
to see if there was any legal information out there
about Travis, Travis' ex-wife, and Gina,
and it was going to be her smoking gun
- to bring it onto the reunion. - That's----ed up,
because that has to do with her children.
- Yes. Yes. - Her stepchildren.
Her as a mother, her relationship.
And what's the goal?
- To win? - Gina's going to lose her mind.
I wish she was here, because I feel
like we need to tell her right now.
Oh! It's a cute place.
So cute.
- Hi. - Welcome to the Look of Time.
- We have seven people. - I'll lead you this way.
Perfect. Thank you so much.
So, etiquette-wise, the opening is to--
She said that didn't matter.
You have to open it.
- And dab in the middle. - You really paid attention.
I don't give a sh--.
She just needs to know where to put her paper plate
- and her plastic fork. - That's right. And my Solo cup.
Hello, guys. How are you doing?
I'm Lucy. I'll be your server today.
Can I start with any still or sparkling water at all?
- We'd love still water, please. - Still water?
I'm fine with that.
Well, hello.
- Hi. - Hi.
This is my first Sunday English roast.
Is it a piece of meat that they prepare in England?
England is notoriously known for having not the best food,
but I would say we've had nice meals.
I mean, just with a little side of yelling.
That's not annoying at all.
- I don't know what that is. - Fire alarm?
- I set that off. - What'd you do?
- You thought it was a flusher? - You pulled the fire alarm?
I was like, this is the weirdest toilet. Brink!
- I'm sorry. - Oh, my God.
- Did you get my text message? - Yeah.
Shannon got so sick.
- Really? - She needed to go upstairs.
- She was in so much pain. - Does she have the flu?
- I don't know. - No, I think stress.
- Stress. - Yeah.
- Hi. - Hi.
Sorry about that. I had to do an enema.
How was the enema? Did it work?
I feel like I had a baby this morning.
Was it a boy or a girl?
- It was twins. - Triplets.
For Shannon to compare taking a sh-- to giving birth to twins
and she has actually given birth to twins,
that must have been a big old dump.
How are we ladies doing with these foods?
I'll have the roasted chicken.
- Roasted chicken? - Yeah.
Why don't you just decide for me?
Yeah, perfect.
I'll have the roast chicken.
- Roast chicken. - And then the onion
- or bread with onion butter. - Bread with onion butter.
- Lovely. - Thank you.
So, what did you guys do?
We walked around.
- We looked at the palace. - We fed the swans.
And by the way, the King is in the palace right now.
- Yeah, The King is here. - What?
- Oh, really? - Yeah, because the flag is up.
If the flag's up, that means The King is staying there.
Oh, that's why
- no one could go in maybe. - Yeah.
Um, hello. Why is your back to me?
- I was just talking-- - Are you annoyed?
- Oh, I'm sorry. - No, it's okay.
It's hard to sit in the middle.
I just was wondering if you were upset about something.
- Well, can we talk? - Sure.
- Should I take my drink? - Yeah, I guess.
- Do you want to grab your coat? - Yeah.
- Oh. You know what? - Jesus.
Honestly, I know I'm going to be upset
in two minutes at this weather,
but for a second, it sort of feels good.
What's happening here? What's going on?
- What is? - I don't know.
There's a blanket.
Is this washed?
- What's going on? - So,
I spoke to Emily and Gina
last night when we got back to our room.
When I was in Sonoma, it was a big decision for me
to come to you and talk to you.
When we first got together, it was about,
let's start building trust.
And so, I thought you were
the perfect person for me to talk to.
And I told you when you came to breakfast with Emily and I
that it was upsetting to me that other people,
that, like, even at the table that you said,
you showed me a bloody picture of your face.
And it's like, "Oh, my."
Like, this is exactly what I didn't want to happen.
And the girls told me that that night,
when I went up to the room, that you sat there
and you told the entire group the whole story.
I don't understand.
When I expressed to you in the morning how upset I was,
why would you sit down and tell the entire group?
- Should I respond now? - Yeah, I'm done.
It's like, yeah.
I find this a little bullsh--.
First of all, I will tell you, I don't remember you saying,
"Don't repeat this."
I don't want other people--
We don't have to bring this to the group.
I appreciate that.
I was so upset that day in Sonoma.
She was in shock when I sat down
and acted as though she cared.
All that Heather's doing right now
is reiterating that I made the wrong choice.
I should have chose Gina.
First of all, I had already heard the story.
So, I knew that Tamra already knew.
So, I understood that this wasn't new information
that you were giving me.
In my mind, because Tamra already knew,
I assumed that it was for public consumption.
- I made it very clear... - Then, I apologize.
...that I was only telling you.
Me sitting down with a girlfriend,
that's what I did.
That's what I wanted to share with you.
And I didn't feel any compassion from you either.
I thought that that night you would come up to me
and say, "Are you okay?"
I was so worried for you.
Are you out of your mind? Don't say that.
- You were compassionate. - That's bullsh--.
I thought later that night, "How are you doing?
- "Are you okay?" - Yeah, well, I feel like
this is a big spin job.
And I will tell you, when I heard you on Jeff Lewis,
I thought, you're controlling your narrative.
That's what you do.
You did it years ago when David had cheated on you
and you didn't want to bring it up with everyone.
I tried to save my marriage. Are you serious?
I get that, but you also, you dripped out information
when you wanted to drip it out when it was convenient for you.
We all knew David was having an affair
and I was not gonna blow up her family on television.
Shannon and I went toe-to-toe.
If you have a problem with someone
that's spreading rumors about you,
go talk to them, I don't want to be a part of it.
But Heather, I was told that you were spreading the rumor.
Well, I don't know who's telling you things about me,
so I can't be any more specific than that.
Said nothing ever, asked you to leave
because she was hammering me.
Where'd you get this information? Da-da-da-da.
You are telling people about an email I received
and one person on this earth...
I don't know what you're talking about.
...knew that I got an email from my husband.
This is none of my business.
We're done. Please leave.
And Shannon has now made me a part of this.
I so don't want to be, and now I'm irritated.
I was up all night long because I was so upset.
And I thought, what was Shannon's motivation?
It was to turn Jenn against me.
Listen, I'll be honest.
I think Shannon owes you an apology too.
So, if I tell you...
that Shannon dug up information about you...
and consulted an attorney to find out...
if you threw Travis down the stairs,
would you be upset about that?
Did that happen?
What?
- Is that what happened? - Yes.
that Shannon consulted an attorney
to find out if you threw Travis down the stairs?
- Is that what happened? - Yes.
Travis's ex-wife, she is a horrible person.
This woman is telling complete----ing lies.
She told bloggers I'm bigger than Travis,
I beat him up regularly, throwing him down the stairs.
I have separated the home
I was sharing with the love of my life
to get away from this insanity.
But Tamra just doesn't care.
If she wants to get someone, I have a problem with that
when I'm hurt in the process.
I can't help that she's devoted
- to trying to ruin our life. - Nobody's questioning that.
Yeah, but now I feel I have to defend that
because now that has been brought up here.
It's dangerous. It's not right.
I'm telling you this because you schooled me
all day long about, "Do the right thing with Jenn,
"you shouldn't have done that,"
- and I appreciate it. - You were acting like--
But you said something to me that really hurt my feelings.
- Okay, - "How do I know
"you're not going to dig up information on me?"
I'm not the one digging up information.
Your friend, Shannon, dug up information about you
pushing Travis down the stairs.
It was a mistake for me to tell you.
- It was. - No, it was a mistake--
Because now everybody knows about it.
I didn't think that this was a private thing
and I apologize for breaking your trust.
Okay. Okay, so it's freezing.
Let's go back inside.
Shannon tried to come in between me and Jenn
because she knew we were in a good spot.
It's kind of like your collateral damage
in their situation here.
- Well, so are you now. - And so am I now.
These are all conversations that are happening
between you and Shannon.
Day four.
I'm pissed about that,
but I'm pissed at you for not telling me.
I told you she'd blame me.
This is complicated now.
It is a setback.
And now, we have a problem, Shannon.
- What? - She told me that you were
trying to dig up information
prior to the reunion about Travis.
About Travis?
She doesn't know what you're talking about.
Yes, before the reunion.
- I mean, I'm not shocked. - What, Taylor's husband?
Yes. There was a text message this long about it.
Oh, my God, Tamra, you were so involved in that.
You're the one that told me the story.
I'm involved in it?
You're the one that told me the story.
When the article came out in June of 2022,
I was not even in this group.
Shannon was not speaking to me when this information came out.
So, how could I've told Shannon?
Blame me. Blame me.
I'll take - ing responsibility.
- I'm blaming everybody. - I'm so---ing tired of you
lying about me.
ing day four of my trip.
Tamra Judge is calling me a liar again.
I'm going home now.
I spoke to Taylor on the phone last night.
She confirmed it all.
Okay, you know what? Stop.
Has there ever been a dinner
with this group of women that has been pleasant?
Crying, laughing, crying, laughing, FBI.
Come on.
I don't deserve this. Jenn doesn't deserve this.
Travis doesn't deserve this. Ryan doesn't deserve this.
- I get it. - This has to stop here.
I am not going to take this sh-- from anyone here ever again.
- It is nasty and it's enough. - What the [bleep]?
We cannot be doing this bullsh-- to each other.
What kind of person are you panning me out to be?
My purpose in bringing it up to her,
number one, was to clear my name that you're the one
- that investigates everybody. - Bullsh--.
Get your face the [bleep]] away from me.
What are you going to do, hit me?
- No. - Oh, my God.
Bullsh--, you did that to interrupt our friendship.
You knew exactly what you were doing.
What did you do at Katie's party?
You said ask Jenn and Ryan about the FBI.
Ask her about the FBI.
And now, there's a lawsuit that's going on by the FBI
about illegal gambling?
- Shut up. - Yeah, I apologize.
That's what you do, Tamra. You get super drunk.
You say a bunch of stuff and then you go, "I'm sorry."
I apologize.
Okay, at least I don't run my car into a house!
You hurt people when you do that.
Well, he hurt me.
Truly, I'm telling you, Tamra, as a friend,
you have a sickness and you need help.
I don't even want to talk about it.
She does not know how to be a friend.
She does not know what an apology means.
She does not know what it means to hurt someone.
She's a mean girl and a bully and she thrives in it.
Yeah, I'm out. No, I'm out.
I don't give a [bleep]. I'll take an Uber.
- I'm---ing out. - Oh, my God.
I'm done. This is a--
No, let me just talk to her for a minute.
Oh, happy birthday, Shannon.
♪ Happy birthday to you
She's outside if you want to take it outside.
She's on the porch.
I'm done.
Me walking out this door?
That is great.
♪ Happy birthday to me
Oh, man.
I'm not going to allow toxic people
to penetrate my life anymore.
She is----ing evil.
Oh, thank you so much. Woo!
Next, on the season finale
of The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Oh, my God.
It's a very Barbie wedding.
Why John Janssen just showed up?
- We were giggling about it. - About the fact that I'm me.
- Yeah. - I'm done.
When I say I'm done this time, I mean it.
Shannon Beador's out the door.
Thank you for supporting us.
- We love you, Jenn. - We love you both.
It's around $16 million. He could go to prison.
If she stays with him, it will ruin her life.