1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,543 Previously on The Real Housewives of Orange County. 2 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,378 So when do you want to move down here with me? 3 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,714 I see a different Vicki. Like you are lighter. 4 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,516 [grunting] 5 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:18,185 It feels so good to be back. 6 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,978 This is definitely a woohoo moment. 7 00:00:20,012 --> 00:00:22,656 - This is Carmella. - Hi, I'm Carmella. 8 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,524 She's got a little bit of an edge to her, 9 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,460 and oh, my God, she used to be a Playmate! 10 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:27,861 There's so many layers to Carmella. 11 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,263 You haven't talked to Tamra at all? 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,323 I said hi to her and she was pissed at me. 13 00:00:31,356 --> 00:00:33,258 And I'm thinking, why are you pissed at me? 14 00:00:33,358 --> 00:00:35,869 Because the last time I saw you was at the reunion 15 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,804 and you sh-- all over my podcast. 16 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,433 I want to know what happened at the girl's trip. 17 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:42,643 It was very embarrassing. 18 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,211 There was a lot of talk. 19 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,014 I sat down with Heather and she just very much said 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,882 she puts you in a box 21 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,842 and she can compartmentalize her friends. 22 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:52,252 Heather lead the charge 23 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:54,613 on all the negative talk about Tamra. 24 00:00:54,713 --> 00:00:55,614 I don't like it. 25 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:56,924 Well, she just didn't say goodbye, 26 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,525 wouldn't look me in the eye and left. 27 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,061 For her to give this information to Tamra 28 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,797 and cause a problem, what a disappointment. 29 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,099 It's going to come back in a different direction. 30 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:08,151 [suspenseful music] 31 00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:11,071 [theme music] 32 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,134 HEATHER: My motives are like my taste, 33 00:01:16,234 --> 00:01:18,245 best left unquestioned. 34 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,182 SHANNON: How do I hold it all together? 35 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:25,002 Resilience and shapewear. 36 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,287 JENN: The truth speaks volumes. 37 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,214 And I'm about to turn it up. 38 00:01:31,984 --> 00:01:33,694 GINA: Just because I'm spoken for, 39 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,430 doesn't mean I won't speak up. 40 00:01:38,081 --> 00:01:39,766 EMILY: My body may be new, 41 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:43,370 but my mouth is the same as always. 42 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,772 CARMELLA: I'm the center of attention 43 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,274 and a centerfold. 44 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,877 TAMRA: I'm still the hottest housewife, 45 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,946 and that's my opinion. 46 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:56,608 VICKI: Wives come and go, 47 00:01:56,675 --> 00:01:59,036 but legends, we whoop it up forever. 48 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:08,962 [upbeat music] 49 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,234 - Hi! Welcome! - Hi. 50 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,629 I'm so excited to be here. 51 00:02:17,696 --> 00:02:19,439 Amazing! We're excited to have you. 52 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,908 I've seen this on the Instagram. 53 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,678 - You're going to fly, Pedranti! - Hi, I'm Jenn. 54 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,247 Oh, my God, I'm scared. Hi! 55 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,883 We're just going to start with a step touch, 56 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,611 I want you guys to hear the rhythm of the music. 57 00:02:32,644 --> 00:02:34,755 So bring your arms up, trust your bungee. 58 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,923 Oh! I love this! 59 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,284 I'm not a huge fan of exercise. 60 00:02:39,317 --> 00:02:40,927 I need to be more stable. 61 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,430 Oh sh--. 62 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,998 My arms aren't strong enough! 63 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,267 I'm gonna hold on to the penis so I can get up. 64 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,636 Oh, my God, no! I can't do it. 65 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,605 I was on the phone with Gina recently, 66 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,399 I had packages at my front door 67 00:02:54,499 --> 00:02:55,909 and I ate it. 68 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,636 Oh, my God. 69 00:02:57,669 --> 00:03:01,114 I... I need to figure out better balance. 70 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:04,951 Right, left, lunge. Right, left, tap. 71 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,319 [laughing] 72 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,813 Shannon is a disaster. 73 00:03:07,846 --> 00:03:11,141 Honestly, though, I feel like the bungee cord is good for her, 74 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:14,628 because now she can fall and she's not going to get hurt. 75 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,196 [Shannon screaming] 76 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,965 I feel like Shannon should walk through life with a bungee cord. 77 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,934 Nice, that's it! 78 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,302 [grunting] 79 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,770 Yes. Rise, Shannon! 80 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,971 Great work, everyone! 81 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,240 Give yourselves a round of applause. 82 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,876 So, go ahead and feel free to stick around, 83 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,045 and yeah, it was a pleasure working out with y'all. 84 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,381 So you can see, I've been coming here quite some time. 85 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:37,784 Yeah. The only time I work out is when I'm with Jenn. 86 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,320 Well, you're very lucky that you look like you look. 87 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,988 She's young. You're young, see? 88 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:45,592 Well, speaking of young, Emily is now 50. 89 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,061 And I know we went to Paris. 90 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,055 But I feel like she didn't get to celebrate 91 00:03:50,122 --> 00:03:51,198 with anybody home. 92 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,799 So I want to do a party for her here. 93 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:53,934 Absolutely. 94 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,403 I love to give Emily crap about getting old, 95 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,905 so I arranged to have a bingo drag brunch 96 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:02,509 and then I want all of us to dress up like old ladies. 97 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,177 Like Golden Girls, old lady... 98 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,204 Yeah, like I'm gonna really go for it. 99 00:04:06,238 --> 00:04:09,750 Like she'll get to stand out and really be extra hot. 100 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,084 So we're all gonna look like sh-- 101 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,577 and she's going to look amazing, basically. 102 00:04:12,644 --> 00:04:13,854 - Yes! Yes! - But she deserves it. 103 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,222 I have my work cut out for me. 104 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,540 How do you feel like last night went? 105 00:04:16,573 --> 00:04:17,716 It was beautiful. 106 00:04:17,749 --> 00:04:18,692 Did you even say hello to Tamra? 107 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,193 No. And, you know what, you guys, 108 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,628 I don't want to talk about it. 109 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,089 Okay, but you always take that approach, I can't do it. 110 00:04:24,156 --> 00:04:25,499 I always take that approach? 111 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:26,833 Well, you've been taking that approach. 112 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,568 One thing that you'll say is that Dubrow likes to 113 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,936 keep her hands clean. 114 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,738 And sometimes it's feeling like you want me to do it. 115 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,640 - You want Emily to do it. - Oh, absolutely not. 116 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,642 Me doing that, it looks like I'm trying to get 117 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,377 the whole group to gang up on Tamra, 118 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,012 and that isn't the intent. 119 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,714 Like, what are you talking about, Jenn? 120 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,908 I may have expressed opinions... 121 00:04:42,941 --> 00:04:45,902 It's frustrating that when we're alone with Heather, 122 00:04:45,936 --> 00:04:47,237 she'll say certain things, 123 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:49,247 and then when we're all together as a group, 124 00:04:49,281 --> 00:04:50,991 she's like buddy-buddy. 125 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,993 But under no way, shape or form, 126 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,228 did I expect her to 127 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,955 say things on my behalf. 128 00:04:57,022 --> 00:04:59,399 You had said, I wish Heather 129 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,468 would be more transparent about Tamra. 130 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,538 I can do that on my own. 131 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,806 I was like, forget it. 132 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,507 I'm just going to say it to Tamra. And I did. 133 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,242 She basically told Tamra that we all talk sh-- 134 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,477 about her when she's not there. 135 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,645 - I did. - Oh. 136 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,580 But the problem was, I brought up Heather. 137 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,750 And then Tamra walked away, kind of icy to Heather. 138 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:17,851 Heather is no dummy. 139 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,586 She knows now that Tamra is pissed, 140 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,088 and I'm sure Heather's looking at me like, 141 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,324 what the [bleep] did you just do that for? 142 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:27,260 My intention was not to cause problems for Heather and Tamra. 143 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,821 You know what, I thought, let's get all of it out. 144 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:31,965 I will speak up, I know it's hard for Heather. 145 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,533 I'm going to speak up for my girlfriend. 146 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,468 And it is nice to know that you have someone. 147 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:38,471 I always feel in this group like everyone sort of buddies up... 148 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,906 And I don't feel like I have a buddy. 149 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,876 - You have to be my buddy now. - I am your buddy. 150 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:46,046 I left and I get in the car and I have a text from Tamra 151 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,348 saying like, I just appreciate you so much. 152 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,150 And I'm like, [beep], Tamra reaching out, 153 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:52,143 that's very kind, but in my mind, I'm like, 154 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:53,645 that was not my intent. 155 00:05:53,678 --> 00:05:56,014 The fact that I feel like I do have a friendship with Heather 156 00:05:56,081 --> 00:05:57,924 and now I've caused this problem, 157 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,794 I could see this spiraling and I want to fix it. 158 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,029 - Thank you, guys, for coming. - This was fun. 159 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,232 - I don't think I can stand up. - Do you want help? 160 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,868 No! I got to put my weight up. 161 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,362 Yeah, Gina, look at you counting your water. 162 00:06:10,428 --> 00:06:12,672 You're so healthy right now. 163 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:16,710 [upbeat music] 164 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,037 Yeah. I like the looks to him. 165 00:06:19,104 --> 00:06:22,207 Okay, cool. I'm gonna just switch the pose. 166 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:24,117 Is that for Shane? 167 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,286 Yes, but to sit on. 168 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,013 Is that a form of body shaming? 169 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,949 So what is this podcast for? 170 00:06:31,049 --> 00:06:33,660 So you know that we did Legally Brunette. 171 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:35,328 We did the shots for Legally Brunette, 172 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:36,930 which were amazing, by the way. 173 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,164 They're all crooks. 174 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,016 I love how you call everyone a crook, 175 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:42,027 that's just your catch-all for anyone you don't like. 176 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,637 A lot of these cases that we talked about 177 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,773 had to do with husbands unaliving wives, 178 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,708 or wives unaliving husbands. 179 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,111 Why not separate that out 180 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,647 and just have its own podcast, 181 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,707 so we're going to call it 'Till Death Do Us Part. 182 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:57,017 Oh, my gosh, I love that. 183 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,052 So right after we finish these photos 184 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,880 we're going to go record our first episode. 185 00:07:01,913 --> 00:07:04,924 - So we'll reset in this area. - Okay, sounds good. 186 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,027 - Alright. - Awesome. Thank you. 187 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,461 Are you ready to do the podcast? 188 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:09,879 - Yeah. - Did you do your research? 189 00:07:09,913 --> 00:07:11,331 Yeah. 190 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,933 I'm glad we're taking those cases and separating them out. 191 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,135 I mean, we wouldn't be doing more if it was tanking. 192 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:16,870 She's got a podcast on my network... 193 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,405 I'm not on your network anymore! 194 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,507 - Oh, sweetheart, yes, you are. - Don't call me sweetheart. 195 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,976 We had to put you back on because when you got off, 196 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,436 it tanked. 197 00:07:24,502 --> 00:07:25,779 Starting out under Two Ts was great, 198 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,380 because we had a built-in audience. 199 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:30,884 But Gina is telling me that Tamra is mad at me 200 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,553 because I didn't show gratitude. 201 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,221 She put out a post that said, 202 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,691 oh, we're going to our own feed. 203 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:40,785 There's no, thank you, Teddy, thank you, Tamra, 204 00:07:40,852 --> 00:07:41,895 thank you, Two Ts. 205 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,496 I felt like she was being ungrateful. 206 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:46,232 - I can't continue down the same road 207 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,269 of whenever she gets mad at me, that's what she goes for. 208 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,805 I mean, if you want to call me a bitch, that's fine. 209 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,591 But when you say something about my podcast that isn't accurate, 210 00:07:54,624 --> 00:07:55,967 that really pisses me off. 211 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:58,678 Why are you insulting something that makes you money? 212 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:02,874 I can only assume that your intent is to humiliate me. 213 00:08:02,974 --> 00:08:04,617 So just say you're sorry. 214 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,611 We're too old to act like this. 215 00:08:06,644 --> 00:08:09,114 How about you put together a card, 216 00:08:09,147 --> 00:08:11,549 a thank you card, and then, what can she do then? 217 00:08:11,649 --> 00:08:13,651 You want me to give her a thank you card? 218 00:08:13,718 --> 00:08:15,028 Yeah, but you're like, here you go! 219 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,463 What's she going to do now? 220 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:17,956 Complain that the card wasn't big enough? 221 00:08:17,989 --> 00:08:19,232 You're saying lay down? 222 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,434 That's how I've stayed married to you, is all. 223 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,128 [laughing] 224 00:08:23,161 --> 00:08:25,588 [upbeat music] 225 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,292 Hi, welcome in. 226 00:08:29,325 --> 00:08:30,835 Hi! It's chilly out there. 227 00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:32,645 I know. We have a heater right above you guys. 228 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,432 - Okay, thank you. - Of course. Enjoy. 229 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,809 - Hi. - How are you? 230 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:40,120 Good. Let's have a drink. 231 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,913 Hi, ladies. 232 00:08:42,013 --> 00:08:43,581 Can I get a glass of chardonnay? 233 00:08:43,681 --> 00:08:44,791 Yeah. Beautiful. 234 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:47,685 I'd like an espresso martini, please, but no dairy. 235 00:08:47,752 --> 00:08:49,295 No dairy? We can get that for you right now. 236 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,697 - We'll get that started. - Thank you. 237 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,799 Can you go like this? No, the other side. 238 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,334 There's something in my hair? 239 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,602 No, no, it's just, there we go. 240 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,203 - It's sand. - Where were you? 241 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,431 - Paddle boarding. - You and Eddie? 242 00:08:59,531 --> 00:09:00,832 Yes. 243 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,843 [chuckling] 244 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,879 The wind was so strong, 245 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,580 I should never have been out there. 246 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,048 Thank you. 247 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,668 I'm done with the daredevil sh--. 248 00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:13,119 Oh, I can't do it anymore. 249 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,823 As I get older, my nervous system is getting really weird. 250 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,425 Okay. Meaning what? 251 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:19,993 I haven't slept in two nights. 252 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,328 No, I know. I didn't go to sleep until 2:00 AM last night. 253 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:25,698 I didn't like the way we ended the party. 254 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,034 I didn't like you walking off, 255 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,170 I didn't like the conversation I had with Jenn afterwards, 256 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,971 I didn't like any of it. 257 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,565 - Jenn... - What did she say? 258 00:09:33,631 --> 00:09:35,300 I just want to let you know 259 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:38,736 that Heather says things behind your back. 260 00:09:38,803 --> 00:09:40,113 Oh, stop. 261 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,815 And then, I'm put in a box. 262 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:46,252 And... basically I'm not friends with you like I think I am. 263 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,988 That is infuriating. 264 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,658 We haven't talked about Tamra, oh, except when you asked me 265 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,260 47 questions to define our relationship. 266 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,831 Does she ever cross a line with you that you say, that's enough? 267 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,716 What bucket do you put her in? 268 00:09:59,749 --> 00:10:01,534 You're going to see Tamra and tell her what? 269 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,703 - I'm going to see her... - You're gonna remind her what? 270 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,339 But I feel like I'm being baited here. 271 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,110 They don't understand I can have a problem with your behavior 272 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:13,680 and then reach out to you and talk to you as a friend, 273 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,015 Okay, you talk about me like I'm a serial killer. 274 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:19,152 I mean, I don't feel like you like me. 275 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,621 I'm not trying to make you sound like a serial killer. 276 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,657 I could not have been more in your corner. 277 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,927 But you did have a lot of outbursts last year. 278 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,762 I can see why it's confusing to Jenn. 279 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,065 For Heather to say negative things about me 280 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,602 and then be nice to me in person at her party, 281 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,363 that's the part about Heather that I feel that is a little 282 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,256 bit man... Manipulative. 283 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:41,766 Manipla... Man... 284 00:10:41,799 --> 00:10:44,277 Heather is controlling. 285 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,981 Do you think because you're around a bunch of Tamra haters 286 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,617 you minimize our friendship? 287 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,719 - No, I think-- - Just to appease them? 288 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,889 No. Just because you don't like someone's behavior, 289 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,283 that doesn't mean you hate that person. 290 00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:00,493 Does it mean that you put them in a box? 291 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,663 Well, yeah. I did say I put people in boxes. 292 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:07,116 There's acquaintance boxes, there's people you tell-- 293 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:09,302 So am I in a different box 294 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,870 than what the rest of the girls are in? 295 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,639 No, everyone's in their own box, 296 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,440 and I have different relationships with everyone. 297 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,502 And that's what I was trying to explain to Jenn. 298 00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,178 Trust is something that is earned. 299 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,446 I don't trust you with my feelings. 300 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,782 But you don't want to hear what I have to say-- 301 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,976 No, you don't want to hear what I have to say. 302 00:11:25,009 --> 00:11:28,021 Okay. In years past, there were probably many things 303 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,622 I wouldn't say directly to Tamra, 304 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,140 because she's scary sometimes. 305 00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:34,093 But you have to compartmentalize certain parts of people, 306 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,145 so you can enjoy the other parts of them. 307 00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:37,931 Because no one is perfect. 308 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,532 If you have a problem with me, 309 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,634 I want you to tell me what the problem is. 310 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,304 I told you exactly how I felt about what happened 311 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,239 at the Quiet Woman, I told you I was embarrassed. 312 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,324 Was I mincing words with you? No. 313 00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:51,811 I am not telling you that I've never talked about you. I have. 314 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,846 I'm being very honest with you. 315 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,248 And I appreciate that. 316 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,375 I think that Heather changes her personality 317 00:11:57,442 --> 00:11:58,418 with who she hangs out with. 318 00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,686 Don't talk to them about me. 319 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,878 Oh, I'm not going to. 320 00:12:00,945 --> 00:12:03,189 I'm hoping she'll stop, but if she doesn't, 321 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,024 these girls are going to let me know, 322 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,893 because they're getting sick of it too. 323 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,520 Can I at least be in a box with a pretty bow? 324 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,497 With diamonds. 325 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,166 [chuckling] 326 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,701 Not lab, though. 327 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,669 [upbeat music] 328 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,171 Coming up... 329 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,608 When you met your ex-husband, were you working at the time? 330 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:25,536 I was naked. In a magazine. 331 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,038 Oh! 332 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,543 [upbeat music] 333 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,387 Hi! How are you? 334 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,256 I haven't seen you for a while. 335 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,182 Look at you, you look great. 336 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:39,726 What happened? 337 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,860 [chuckling] 338 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,895 Wait, what kind of bag is this? 339 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,257 - Jean-Paul Gauthier. - Oh. It's Hermès-looking. 340 00:12:46,357 --> 00:12:48,434 You have tons of great things. 341 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,529 Hi there! This is my friend, Kirsten, this is her store. 342 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,106 Hi! Carmella, nice to meet you. 343 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,674 I don't even know your last name. 344 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:55,875 - Garcia. - Garcia. 345 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,244 We started with champagne, so. Do you want some champagne? 346 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,239 I'll have a few sips, thank you. Thank you. 347 00:13:01,272 --> 00:13:03,883 - Are you working? - I was working, yes. 348 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,285 Thank you. 349 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,071 So I'll show you the pants that I thought were very cute. 350 00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:10,882 - Oh, it's so cute in here. - Boats pants. 351 00:13:10,948 --> 00:13:12,750 Yeah. I like it. 352 00:13:12,784 --> 00:13:16,954 So I wanted to ask you, Gina is throwing a surprise birthday 353 00:13:17,055 --> 00:13:19,424 for Emily for her 50th birthday. 354 00:13:19,457 --> 00:13:21,234 I'd love for you to come. 355 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,302 I would love to, that sounds so much fun. 356 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,588 When I met Carmella, 357 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:28,800 she had a really good energy and attitude. 358 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,978 Shannon has such genuine energy. 359 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,305 I can feel that she's a girl's girl. 360 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,349 Carmella lives part of the time 361 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,284 in the area where I grew up. 362 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,788 - Are you from the Ranch? - Wait, what? 363 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,623 I'm so excited that she's my neighbor. 364 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,275 She's just easy. Easy but in a good way. 365 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:47,794 Did you get to interact with Heather much? 366 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,828 I know it was her party. 367 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,496 I did get to talk to her a little bit. 368 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,666 She throws a mean party, I was so impressed with that. 369 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,593 I know, everything is always over the top. 370 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,171 - Did you talk to Tamra? - A little bit but not much. 371 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,332 You made that comment and I'm like, I like you! 372 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,602 She's dressed like Mary, Queen of Angels right now. 373 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:07,171 Miss Conservative, which is a ----ing joke. 374 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,465 - You're just cool and funny. - Oh. Oh. 375 00:14:09,499 --> 00:14:12,018 And it was just easy instead of feeling like, 376 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,178 you know, are you married? Are you divorced? 377 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,356 Are you... And I'm like, my sh--'s messed up, like. 378 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,657 It's not the most... 379 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,258 I mean, but, by the way, whose isn't? 380 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,194 Maybe I get a little self-conscious... 381 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,695 How long were you married? 382 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,655 For probably like 12 or 13 years. 383 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,316 But it was like, I was 21. I was young... 384 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:30,036 I married an NFL quarterback. Jeff Garcia. 385 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,972 Honestly, I really don't know how it happened, 386 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,808 because I look at Jeff and I and we are so different. 387 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:40,204 Like he was 34, I was 21. 388 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,014 And we never divorced. 389 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,842 A lot of people stay married, even though they're not. 390 00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:47,954 We've been apart for a lifetime. He seemed like such an adult. 391 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,722 Like he was playing for the Browns, 392 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,158 I was drunk on the JumboTron, 393 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,527 he would ask me if I could please stop drinking, 394 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,187 I'm like throwing up. 395 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,688 I was a mess. 396 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:01,033 When you met your ex-husband, were you working at the time? 397 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,502 I was. 398 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,163 I was naked. 399 00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:07,523 - In a magazine. - Oh! 400 00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:10,309 And so I was working for Playboy at the time. 401 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,536 He was the starting quarterback, 402 00:15:11,569 --> 00:15:13,513 I was the reigning Playmate of the year. 403 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,381 - I mean, that's an honor. - Thank you. 404 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,867 - You were Playmate of the year? - Yeah. 405 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,652 - Come on! - Thank you. 406 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,420 Were you at the Playboy Mansion? 407 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,889 Yeah, so it was fun. 408 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:26,259 The early 2000s, like everybody was at the Playboy Mansion. 409 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,529 George Clooney, Michael Bay, David Schwimmer. 410 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,597 Like I remember leaving a Halloween party 411 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,199 one night with Leo DiCaprio. 412 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,259 I'm like 20 years old, 413 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,171 driving to his house through the Hollywood Hills, 414 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,773 listening to the Eminem song, Lose Yourself. 415 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,434 And I'm literally like losing myself. 416 00:15:43,534 --> 00:15:46,412 I did not sleep with him, though. But I should've. 417 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,781 And then I worked for WWE. 418 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,708 - Oh, wow. - Remember? The wrestling? 419 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:51,776 Yes. 420 00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:53,903 I was on Monday Night Raw for them. 421 00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:56,214 Really? Carmella's a little racy. 422 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,891 But I don't know, she seems like she's really sweet. 423 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,226 I like her. 424 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,428 I maybe need to be standing near you. 425 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,197 If I need protection. 426 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,032 I love this t-shirt. 427 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,167 You can check it out. It's adorable. 428 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,569 Is that your coat? 429 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,803 - The Dior? - Yes. 430 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:14,040 My real love affair is with Christian Dior and not... 431 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,434 I don't need a man, I have Dior. 432 00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:18,411 I'm going to get the bag. 433 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,279 I'm going to give you a discount, too. 434 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,281 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 435 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,750 - You enjoy. - Thank you. 436 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,737 [upbeat music] 437 00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:31,057 - Hello? - Hey! 438 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,558 - How are you? - I'm good. 439 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,151 I'm good, I ordered food for us. 440 00:16:34,252 --> 00:16:36,996 - Oh God, you're limping. - My tendons are like... 441 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,165 So you did it working out? 442 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,100 Yeah. Working out is bad for you. 443 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,928 No, I felt something snap, I go, my knee, my knee. 444 00:16:43,995 --> 00:16:45,738 She goes, you're fine. It's bad. 445 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,773 Did you have fun at Heather's party? 446 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,342 I don't know, did you? 447 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,410 - You crack me up. - The whole party was weird. 448 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,130 Everybody was in these little cluster groups, I'm like-- 449 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:57,942 So Jenn, who I don't have the best relationship with, 450 00:16:58,009 --> 00:17:00,945 she's like, I really want to move forward 451 00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:03,189 and the problem is like I don't know if we can move forward 452 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,516 because Heather always talks behind your back. 453 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,493 I think that Heather, 454 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,479 she's basically downplaying our friendship to them. 455 00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,098 Are you really close friends with Heather? 456 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,992 I think Heather is surface friends. 457 00:17:15,026 --> 00:17:16,485 She's a people pleaser. 458 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,487 And when somebody doesn't like her, 459 00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,865 she goes to them and kind of love bombs them, 460 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,000 oh, we're good, we're such good friends. 461 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,344 Because if she does that, 462 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,996 then they won't talk about her. 463 00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:30,349 I don't begrudge Heather wanting to be liked by everyone. 464 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,684 I want to be liked by everyone. 465 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,853 Our food is on the porch. I'll be right back. 466 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,480 She did send a welcome back text. 467 00:17:36,547 --> 00:17:38,257 Like, welcome to the group, Vicki, 468 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,151 I'm the leader of the pack. 469 00:17:40,217 --> 00:17:42,562 Heather, you're not the leader of the pack, I am. 470 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,297 I want to get your opinion on this, 471 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,698 because Heather really gave it to me. 472 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,466 She loves to reprimand me. 473 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:51,237 I did not like the way you spoke to Emily at the reunion. 474 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:55,341 What you said about her podcast, it was so mean. 475 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,412 Me and Teddy have built this network on iHeart. 476 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,864 So iHeart gave us our own network 477 00:18:01,897 --> 00:18:04,383 where we can hire, and we get a percentage 478 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,352 of each podcast that we put in. 479 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,955 We tested Emily out and when-- 480 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,039 [snoring] 481 00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:12,416 I know. When the podcasts go out, 482 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,543 they go out to all of our subscribers. 483 00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,063 A lot of people actually get annoyed with me and Teddy 484 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,366 for having some of the other podcasts below us on our feed. 485 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,336 They think they're getting Two Ts in a Pod, 486 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,772 recapping shows, and they get Legally Brunette. 487 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,775 Then I get DMs saying, why do you guys do that? 488 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,278 You shouldn't push it out as 'your' podcast. 489 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,547 Zero gratitude whatsoever, 490 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,907 and she says, I'm not on your feed, I'm not this. 491 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,568 I'm like, are we in the Twilight Zone? Yes, you are! 492 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:42,555 If you look at the numbers, when she's on our feed, 493 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,558 there is a huge, huge difference. 494 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,294 So for me it felt ungrateful. 495 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,630 When I hear this, I hear... 496 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,431 [quacking] 497 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,600 - It's like Charlie Brown. - How do you think I felt? 498 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,585 Who has time to listen to all these podcasts? 499 00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:58,037 What are they doing? Are they not working? 500 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,405 [continues quacking] 501 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,673 [phone chimes] 502 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,074 [gasps] 503 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,092 - What? - Michael. 504 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,443 I have to go to the desert house. 505 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,279 Are you saying that because you want me to go with you 506 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,415 to the desert house and to Lake Havasu? 507 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,850 [laughing] 508 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,778 I was just thinking today how fun it would be 509 00:19:13,811 --> 00:19:15,788 to go to Havasu. 510 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,581 [police sirens] 511 00:19:17,648 --> 00:19:19,125 Why do you want to push it with the cops? 512 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,485 Oh, you're a lying sack of dogsh--. 513 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,447 [indistinct cheering] 514 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,500 - Those were the good old days. - Those were great, fun days. 515 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,768 Do you talk to Donn? 516 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,103 I didn't tell you this but Donn lives in the desert. 517 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,123 We were at The Nest and he was there. 518 00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,434 I kind of pushed Mike off so I could get out 519 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,444 and then I took Donn's face and I said, 520 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,212 I hope you're doing good. 521 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,082 It was a nice encounter, so to speak, 522 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,476 but it was hard for me, because I flashed back 523 00:19:45,509 --> 00:19:46,819 to all our life together. 524 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,846 Vowed to be together for forever. 525 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,514 Why are selling the family van? 526 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,458 Honey, we're just going to make it work. 527 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,692 It's hard. 528 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,695 How was it, like super weird? Was it like... 529 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,813 I just wanted to hug him and kiss him, and just be like, 530 00:19:57,847 --> 00:19:59,857 I'm so sorry I divorced you. I didn't mean to do that. 531 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,867 And Mike's standing there going, uh, hi, 532 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,295 I'm Vicki's boyfriend, Mike. 533 00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:05,871 Ick! 534 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,074 And, of course, I heard about it in the car. 535 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,642 Like, I'm so sorry, I felt so bad. 536 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,843 It overtook your body. 537 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,812 I know I'm a different person now with Michael 538 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,246 than I was with Donn. 539 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:18,150 I value our time together more than I did when I was married. 540 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,452 Because I took it for granted. 541 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,021 He's such a good guy. He really is. 542 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,456 - Yeah, yeah. - And that's why it works. 543 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,124 I don't ever worry he's going to cheat on me. 544 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,526 And he doesn't have to worry about me cheating, 545 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,495 because I did it once and it was a horrible outcome. 546 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,397 [laughing] 547 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,649 Don't ever cheat. 548 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,102 Coming up. 549 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,870 I'm trying to get to a point 550 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,238 where we're not yelling at each other 551 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,906 and saying your podcast is tanking. 552 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,200 Absolutely. I made money off of you. 553 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,082 [upbeat music] 554 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,154 You both should help me cut these. 555 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,414 I don't know how to cut flowers good. 556 00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,718 Just grab me the hydrangeas. And then I'll cut us some roses. 557 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:04,063 Presley, I know you're not used to helping, honey, 558 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,499 but we're going to try new things today. 559 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,368 - That's actually not true. - That's the freezer and... 560 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,103 Yes, but you said the fridge. 561 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,606 That fridge. The water fridge. 562 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,642 Before I got married, I didn't even like kids. 563 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,227 It grossed me out. 564 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:19,645 [laughs] 565 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,647 It's true, though. 566 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,616 You go garden mom. 567 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:28,204 I love my children and I didn't want to stop having them. 568 00:21:30,105 --> 00:21:31,624 Hell no. 569 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,792 Do I look like the lady in the water 570 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,661 having like a natural child birth? 571 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,747 I was, like, knock me out. Give me everything you got! 572 00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:41,200 Wake me up when it's over. 573 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,086 Are you guys happy that I instituted Apple Cash? 574 00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,371 - No. - No. 575 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:46,472 I want your credit card back. 576 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:47,706 Yeah, I want the credit card back. 577 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,508 I've been pulling money out of my chequing's account. 578 00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,093 What do you mean-- 579 00:21:51,126 --> 00:21:55,014 A girl spends 200 dollars on lashes a month. 580 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,582 A girl has to eat. 581 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,684 I only get $200 a month on Apple Cash. 582 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,453 Come back to me and say, "Mom, how can I help? 583 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,822 Can I earn some additional money?" 584 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,317 Presley is turning 18 soon. 585 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,460 She is a firecracker. 586 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,830 She's a natural athlete, she plays girl's football. 587 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,165 She's like her dad. 588 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,092 You have to know the value of the dollar. 589 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,903 If I don't teach you this, how are you gonna know to hustle? 590 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,289 Girl, we can hustle. We're Garcias. 591 00:22:20,322 --> 00:22:22,374 It doesn't work like that. 592 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,001 Oh, girl, it does. 593 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,578 Faith is 14. 594 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:27,846 She's smart, she doesn't take no for an answer. 595 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,149 She's legit gonna be the president. 596 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,084 Can you check your brother's location? 597 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,153 Wait, which brother? 598 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,189 Jax is 15 and then JJ, 599 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,308 my first boy is almost 17. 600 00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:41,627 He has a little mouth on him too. 601 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,695 Where's Jax? 602 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,231 - He's with his friends. - What do you mean? 603 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,233 He's supposed to be a track. 604 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,667 [giggles] 605 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,369 Text Jeff Garcia. 606 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,438 Hi, are you with Jax at track? 607 00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:54,406 Why would Dad be there with Jax? 608 00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,809 Because he was supposed to get him. 609 00:22:56,909 --> 00:23:00,846 Growing up in Ohio, I had very, very strict parents. 610 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,715 I feel like I was a very good kid 611 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:06,485 and then the control was so, so ultra-strict 612 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,888 that I kind of just hit a point 613 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,047 where I went the other way. 614 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,559 - Hi Jax. - Jax, why aren't you a track? 615 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:18,530 Oh, it, like, made a mistake on your location? 616 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,233 You better get your ass to track. 617 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,637 I remember sneaking out, car was leaking oil, 618 00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:26,839 I'm on the freeway, the car blows up 619 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:30,834 and I hitch-hiked because I was so afraid of my mom. 620 00:23:30,901 --> 00:23:32,711 So, do I think I'm a strict parent? Yes. 621 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,381 But I also kind of know where the line is. 622 00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:38,984 I don't want my child hitch-hiking versus calling me. 623 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,120 Did you handle this with Jax, 624 00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:43,589 or, like, what am I supposed to do with this? 625 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,629 He's gotta honor his commitments, so... 626 00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:53,390 Thank you for handling that. 627 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:57,336 I thought he would go, I didn't know he would skip. 628 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:58,704 Did you need a ride? 629 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,540 No, Jeff is getting him. 630 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,509 But, like, he's supposed to be at track. 631 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,703 I could check Dad's location. 632 00:24:05,769 --> 00:24:08,580 Danny's my boyfriend, we live together full-time. 633 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,115 I love him very much. 634 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,617 Make sure you put that part in there. 635 00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:13,619 I'm gonna go work on the AC. 636 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:15,587 I met him and my whole life was falling apart. 637 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,756 In the first conversation, 638 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,525 he told me he was divorced twice. 639 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,260 I'm like, well, you probably don't want kids. 640 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,294 and he's like, "I love kids." 641 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:23,579 I'm like, sold! 642 00:24:23,612 --> 00:24:24,588 Hi, Jax. 643 00:24:24,621 --> 00:24:25,831 What have you been doing? 644 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,399 What do you think? 645 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,760 And so to meet somebody 646 00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:32,805 that was like accepting of me and my children and what was, 647 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,140 like, the most important to me meant something. 648 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,276 I don't give a [bleep] about anybody's opinion 649 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,945 or if I'm a helicopter parent or if I'm too much. 650 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:43,215 Like, I'm gonna do me and my kids are everything. 651 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,351 You're not just letting your coach down, bud. 652 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:46,769 You're letting your teammates down. 653 00:24:46,802 --> 00:24:48,921 It's more of an individual thing. 654 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,314 Oh. 655 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,624 Yeah, so, I'm not really letting my teammates down, 656 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,109 'cause I don't really have any. 657 00:24:54,143 --> 00:24:55,594 Alright, so that one didn't work. 658 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,422 I can't with you guys. I can't. 659 00:24:58,489 --> 00:25:01,834 [upbeat music] 660 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:05,954 Today we're celebrating my birthday. 661 00:25:05,988 --> 00:25:07,406 I thought it was supposed to be a surprise birthday. 662 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,633 No, I get picked up in a car, car takes me somewhere. 663 00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:11,135 I don't know any details. 664 00:25:11,168 --> 00:25:13,379 I never thought I would actually be 50. 665 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,381 It just seemed so far away. 666 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,649 I feel like I've accomplished a lot of things. 667 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,686 I graduated from law school, I passed two bar exams, 668 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,088 I've been married to the same man for 17 years. 669 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,057 I think I'm a pretty damn good mom, 670 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,151 I have a successful podcast. 671 00:25:27,184 --> 00:25:30,062 I have a lot more to do but it has to be done before 9:00 PM. 672 00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:33,132 I'm old. I feel very tired. 673 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,400 You're old. 674 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,360 You're supposed to say wise. 675 00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:38,203 But you're not, you're just old. 676 00:25:39,863 --> 00:25:42,699 [upbeat music] 677 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,668 Oh, drafty! 678 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,917 Hi! You look fabulous. 679 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,669 - So do you. - Thank you. 680 00:25:53,702 --> 00:25:56,046 - Welcome, welcome, welcome. - I'm in my mature era. 681 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,681 - Oh, I love that. I love that. - Yes. 682 00:25:57,714 --> 00:25:59,341 You don't have your walker or anything? 683 00:25:59,374 --> 00:26:01,627 No, no. I'm up and I'm-- I've been doing the pep talk. 684 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,028 So, this what we're working with. 685 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:06,198 Okay, good. Oh, it's so cute. Oh, I love it so much! 686 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,168 I think this might be my vibe from now on. 687 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:10,803 You can't walk so fast. 688 00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:13,472 Let me use your shoes, you take the slippers. 689 00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:15,065 No, I don't want the slippers! 690 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,667 How did I get so old? 691 00:26:16,733 --> 00:26:17,509 58. 692 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:20,245 The Golden Girls were 52! 693 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,382 - Oh! - Oh! Jeez. 694 00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:25,084 - Is this it? - Where are we? 695 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,820 - Gonna have a hamburger. - Oh, my-- 696 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:30,714 You got your-- your outfit half off. 697 00:26:30,747 --> 00:26:32,925 [laugh track] 698 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,711 [women squeal] 699 00:26:35,744 --> 00:26:37,996 Oh! Old lady down, old lady down. 700 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:40,257 Tamra, do you not have pants on? 701 00:26:40,357 --> 00:26:42,167 No, she forgot 'em! 702 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,094 I keep forgetting you don't really need this. 703 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:46,438 No, she kind of does. 704 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,765 Tamra looked ----ing insane. 705 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:52,102 I just picture, like, her and Vicki as old ladies 706 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:55,814 and she's like, "You know, back in my day, darling, 707 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:58,951 we were the OGs of the OC." 708 00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:01,445 [cheering] 709 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,114 Oh, my God, it's so good. You look so disturbing. 710 00:27:04,214 --> 00:27:06,575 Where do we go to go to the restroom, 711 00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:09,094 'cause otherwise I gotta borrow your Depends. 712 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,054 Oh, God, look at Heather. 713 00:27:11,121 --> 00:27:13,090 She looks like Cruella de Ville. 714 00:27:13,123 --> 00:27:14,800 - Hello! - Well, hello. 715 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,335 You look like your mother. 716 00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:18,370 Well, listen, I'm married to a plastic surgeon 717 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,638 so it's all gonna stay the same. 718 00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,298 You... 719 00:27:21,398 --> 00:27:23,475 [laughter] 720 00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:26,912 [laughter] 721 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:27,946 Oh! My god. 722 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,483 I adore. You look fabulous. 723 00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:34,019 But not even a wrinkle on your face. 724 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,921 - We're well maintained. - Well, yes. 725 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,256 I mean, it's like my- 726 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,949 I've had, like, five face lifts now. 727 00:27:38,982 --> 00:27:40,225 - Of course. - Pull up a chair. 728 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,661 Shannon looks amazing, she looks like a Kennedy. 729 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,988 And she fits in with them too. She's like whacked out. 730 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,298 She's a perfect Kennedy. 731 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:48,926 Did you talk to Jen after that situation? 732 00:27:48,992 --> 00:27:51,286 - Have you talked to her? - No. 733 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,431 I spent a lot of time and energy and money 734 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:55,741 on that party 735 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:59,102 and honestly the thrust of this party was friendship. 736 00:27:59,169 --> 00:28:00,796 And the only person there 737 00:28:00,829 --> 00:28:02,481 that was turning things upside down was Jenn. 738 00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:04,850 Oh, there she is. 739 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,607 Wow, you guys are like pretty grandmas. 740 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,526 Pretty? 741 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,968 Wow, you guys are like pretty grandmas. 742 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,996 Pretty? She's wearing a diaper. 743 00:28:26,029 --> 00:28:28,507 I just get to let it rip! 744 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:30,809 I'm dying, okay. 745 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,477 Welcome to the party, gorgeous. 746 00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:34,146 - Welcome, welcome, welcome. - Thank you! 747 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:35,847 That dump truck. 748 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,483 - Oh. - Oh, my gosh! 749 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,786 Oh, hello great-grandma! 750 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,654 Oh, hello! 751 00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:45,157 - You look wonderful. - Another housecoat. 752 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,783 I like that you leaned in. 753 00:28:46,883 --> 00:28:48,327 Carmella sit here, honey. 754 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,361 Thank you. 755 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,696 - Is that your walker? - Yep. 756 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:52,331 Oh, I love this! 757 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,333 So, you live in Corona Del Mar? 758 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,168 But you're in San Diego too, right? 759 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,436 Yes, both. 760 00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:59,529 When I went through my separation, I felt like 761 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,840 I kind of just needed, like, a breath of fresh air. 762 00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:04,643 I like that Carmella girl, she's good. 763 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,311 She was a Playmate. 764 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,513 She was a Playboy Playmate of the Year. 765 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:10,515 She's a badass real estate agent too. 766 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:12,985 She's a developer. Yeah, she's in development. 767 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,645 I do more development. 768 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,980 Anything from down to the studs 769 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:19,216 to cosmetic to brand new build. 770 00:29:19,249 --> 00:29:20,692 Okay, got it. 771 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,152 We're different lanes. 772 00:29:22,252 --> 00:29:23,528 Okay, I didn't know that. 773 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:26,064 Which is actually probably healthy for us, yes. 774 00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:27,399 Your rings are beautiful. 775 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:28,200 Oh, thank you. 776 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,093 That was actually a gift. 777 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,596 When my husband cheated, I was, like, 778 00:29:32,663 --> 00:29:34,106 I'm never wearing this again 779 00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:36,041 because I realized what the gift was from. 780 00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,176 I found out that he had been unfaithful 781 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:39,611 kind of by accident. 782 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:42,547 He left an iPad on the nightstand, 783 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,549 and there was a letter written 784 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:45,951 to a woman 785 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,345 and the phone number that he gave 786 00:29:48,445 --> 00:29:49,788 was a different number. 787 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:51,857 And I was, like, hell no, you mother ----er. 788 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,892 So, are you guys still together? 789 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,427 - No. - Oh, you're divorced. 790 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,129 So, we're not legally divorced. 791 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:59,564 You know, California it's like 50/50 custody 792 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,124 and I would've died. 793 00:30:01,191 --> 00:30:02,434 They were three, four, five and six, 794 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,870 and I was unwilling to lose my children 795 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,238 for part of that time. 796 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:09,741 I hated his guts, but then, at a certain point, 797 00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:11,109 it's self-sacrifice. 798 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,811 You loved your children more than you hated him 799 00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:13,912 is what it was. - Yes. 800 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,472 So, does he live at the house 801 00:30:15,539 --> 00:30:17,449 in Rancho Bernardo when you're living here-- 802 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,143 No, we have another house that he lives in with his girlfriend. 803 00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:21,645 I hate that you own a house with him 804 00:30:21,712 --> 00:30:22,979 and he's got another girl in there. 805 00:30:23,046 --> 00:30:24,122 I don't like that. 806 00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:25,557 He does, but you know what? I like her. 807 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:26,591 She's nice to my kids. 808 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,627 So, when you're in Orange County then, 809 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,654 the kids can stay with him in San Diego? 810 00:30:30,721 --> 00:30:31,763 Basically, so they stay all over. 811 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:34,132 Jeff and I don't have a custody agreement, 812 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:35,634 we share them. 813 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,370 And if one of them needs their mom and it's 11:00 at night, 814 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:40,330 I'm going over to Jeff's and I'm picking them up. 815 00:30:40,397 --> 00:30:41,940 And then we spend holidays together, 816 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,168 even on my birthday last year, like, Jeff and his girlfriend 817 00:30:45,235 --> 00:30:46,511 came to the movies with us, 818 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:48,880 and we try to just show the kids that there's like unity. 819 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,383 Some will come up to Orange County, some stay with him-- 820 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,619 That's a lot of dysfunction for a four, fifth and sixth grader. 821 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,805 - They're almost adults. - They're in high school. 822 00:30:56,838 --> 00:30:58,724 Where is Emily? 823 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,992 We need our birthday queen. 824 00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:02,461 Oh, my goodness. 825 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,396 Welcome to Hamburger Mary's, everybody! 826 00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:06,698 [cheering] 827 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,658 Alright, ladies, we're gonna have a good old time today 828 00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:12,829 playing bingo for celebrating a special birthday! 829 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,841 [cheering] 830 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:18,110 She's coming in, she's coming in, she's coming in. 831 00:31:18,176 --> 00:31:20,278 I don't where to go. 832 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:22,514 - I see them. - Oh, my goodness! 833 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:25,083 I think it's the lady we've all been waiting for. 834 00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,718 [cheering] 835 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:29,020 You guys, you guys, Emily's here! 836 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:31,840 Our special lady. Today's cherry bingo. 837 00:31:31,873 --> 00:31:33,658 Now I see them! 838 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,795 The birthday girl herself, the gorgeous Emily! 839 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:39,523 [cheering] 840 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:43,293 I couldn't find any of you! 841 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,836 [overlapping chatter] 842 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,438 I don't know why. 843 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:48,406 Oh, my God, this is hilarious. 844 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,142 You look so good. 845 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,511 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 846 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:55,013 I feel like I got dropped off at the wrong place, 847 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,782 and then I saw Victoria. 848 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,850 She looks just like Thelma Harper 849 00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,368 from Momma's Family. 850 00:32:00,402 --> 00:32:03,188 Tamra and Vicki looked like they escaped from hospice 851 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,215 and someone's looking for them. 852 00:32:05,248 --> 00:32:07,826 I wanted you to be hotter than everybody. 853 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:08,860 Oh, my God. 854 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:10,862 We're playing bingo, dear. 855 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,531 Alright. 856 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,866 Welcome to Hamburger Mary's, let's play some bingo. 857 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,727 Our first number in bingo, 858 00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,830 G52. 859 00:32:19,930 --> 00:32:21,231 Oh! 860 00:32:21,264 --> 00:32:22,399 Granny's got it. 861 00:32:22,432 --> 00:32:24,442 O73. 862 00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:26,111 Nothing. 863 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,338 B10. 864 00:32:28,438 --> 00:32:29,915 N39. 865 00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:31,917 I16. 866 00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,343 Woo! 867 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:34,920 I'm missing the numbers. 868 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,347 Now if you get close to bingo scream, "It's on!" 869 00:32:37,447 --> 00:32:38,448 Oh! 870 00:32:38,515 --> 00:32:40,784 Oh, we got multiple people. 871 00:32:40,851 --> 00:32:42,586 Multiple partners? 872 00:32:42,619 --> 00:32:43,962 Yes, it's Vicki. 873 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:46,565 I have never been with multiple partners in my life! 874 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:49,034 Multiple partners is not on my bingo card 875 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:50,961 and I don't want them. 876 00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:52,921 Who's looking for an O? 877 00:32:52,954 --> 00:32:54,005 I am! 878 00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:56,007 - We all are. - We all want an O. 879 00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:57,868 I'll take an O anytime of the day. 880 00:32:57,968 --> 00:32:59,678 With Sophia moving out, 881 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,205 I can use a few more Os in my life. 882 00:33:02,305 --> 00:33:04,583 O72. 883 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,543 Oh, it's on! 884 00:33:06,643 --> 00:33:08,545 It's on in multiple ways. 885 00:33:08,645 --> 00:33:09,546 B13. 886 00:33:09,646 --> 00:33:11,389 B13! 887 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,625 [screaming] 888 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:14,985 Alright, there we go! 889 00:33:15,051 --> 00:33:16,461 Emily's gonna take my bingo. 890 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,597 Oh, my gosh, we have a birthday miracle! 891 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:19,723 [cheering] 892 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:21,766 Congratulations! 893 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,669 [cheering] 894 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:27,239 Do you have anything to say to the Academy? 895 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:30,208 Thank you for this honor of turning 50. 896 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:33,111 - Welcome to the club! - Finally, catching up. 897 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,080 I feel old as [bleep] 898 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,749 But I don't look old as [bleep] 899 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:40,268 [cheering] 900 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:43,054 Coming up. 901 00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:45,015 Putting my name in your mouth, 902 00:33:45,081 --> 00:33:47,642 you're sort of teaching me how we're gonna be together. 903 00:33:47,676 --> 00:33:50,428 Then don't share with me how real feelings-- 904 00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:52,364 But stop asking me. 905 00:33:56,259 --> 00:33:57,794 So, how's it feel to be 50? 906 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,162 I don't like it. 907 00:33:59,262 --> 00:34:00,705 - Really? - Why? 908 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:02,432 You look better than ever! 909 00:34:02,465 --> 00:34:04,476 I know, it's just like the actual number when you say it, 910 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:05,769 it sounds old. 911 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,946 Wait till you get to be 63 turning 64. 912 00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:10,548 I'm asking the elders at the table. 913 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:13,318 Oh, how about wise people? 914 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:16,021 Um, the wise owls of the table. 915 00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:17,472 Who? 916 00:34:17,539 --> 00:34:18,548 Whooo? 917 00:34:18,615 --> 00:34:20,450 What advice do you have for Emily? 918 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,927 Turning's 50 a big deal. 919 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,328 Can you pass me a Twizzler, I'm starving. 920 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:24,996 I always say in your 50s 921 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,356 you don't worry about the same stuff. 922 00:34:26,456 --> 00:34:28,667 I feel like I thrive more in my 50s 923 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,627 than I did in any other era of my life. 924 00:34:30,660 --> 00:34:33,071 Being totally real in your 50s 925 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:36,908 the thing, you have to be careful of is your own brain. 926 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,310 Ooh. 927 00:34:38,376 --> 00:34:39,711 Hormones are a little bit different, 928 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:42,614 life sometimes gets a little tumultuous 929 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,666 and things shift in your friendships, 930 00:34:44,733 --> 00:34:47,452 in your relationship and how you handle it, 931 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,746 and how you talk to yourself 932 00:34:49,846 --> 00:34:51,206 is what's gonna define your decade. 933 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,849 - Good advice. - Oh, I love that. 934 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:53,692 Good advice. 935 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,085 I will tell you, when I turned 50, 936 00:34:55,185 --> 00:34:57,062 I thought I was old, 937 00:34:57,128 --> 00:35:00,490 but I look at all the things I've been through since my 50s, 938 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:03,935 got divorced, started over and today in the 60s, 939 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:07,764 I hate the number but I feel younger than I ever have. 940 00:35:07,864 --> 00:35:10,041 So, it is a number-- 941 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,368 - It's all up here. - Yeah. 942 00:35:11,434 --> 00:35:13,345 - How are the 60s? - I hate it. 943 00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:16,014 - Why? - It's not particularly fun. 944 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:18,008 Because my mortality is staring me in the face. 945 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,576 - Oh, don't say that. - It is. 946 00:35:19,676 --> 00:35:22,954 Vicki has talked about dying forever. 947 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:26,416 You know, what's going to be sad is one day when one of us dies. 948 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:32,213 Vicki, I felt that when I was turning 40. 949 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,232 Shut up! 950 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,068 I think 40s is such an amazing decade for women. 951 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,905 Because you're old enough to be an adult and know yourself. 952 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,640 And you marry the man of your dreams. 953 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,592 And you do all those things. 954 00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:47,178 Or you don't and you're okay if you don't. 955 00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:50,448 Carmella, do you have boyfriend or don't you have a boyfriend? 956 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:53,284 I've dated somebody on and off for the last decade. 957 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:56,388 And, so, we're in a rebuild trust situation. 958 00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:59,424 And why are we rebuilding trust, can I ask that? 959 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,725 Because of infidelity. 960 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,560 - Oh. - Not me. 961 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,554 Was it a long term, was it a one night stand? 962 00:36:04,587 --> 00:36:05,830 It was not a one night stand. 963 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,499 He's the not the one that gave you the ring, 964 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,225 that was your husband- ex-husband? 965 00:36:09,259 --> 00:36:10,535 And this has been an internal struggle 966 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,454 which is why the on and off. 967 00:36:12,487 --> 00:36:14,431 To me that's a red flag because it's not-- 968 00:36:14,497 --> 00:36:16,266 So is his [bleep] in someone else. 969 00:36:16,332 --> 00:36:17,767 Big red flag. 970 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,411 That's a big red [bleep]! 971 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:20,437 Thank you. 972 00:36:20,603 --> 00:36:22,580 I'm not understanding Carmella at all. 973 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,149 Her ex-husband cheated on her, 974 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:26,451 she's got four kids and she's moving around a lot. 975 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,179 Lord knows I haven't always been stable with my decisions 976 00:36:29,279 --> 00:36:31,748 but we have a responsibility with our children. 977 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,625 So, I don't know how her children 978 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,393 are going to be affected by all of this. 979 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:39,289 And it's way to say "leave him" than actually leave him. 980 00:36:39,355 --> 00:36:40,632 It's terrible. 981 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,367 And you're going to do it in your own time. 982 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:44,803 I love Danny, that's reason that's he's here. 983 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,805 I do believe that's he's sorry, 984 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,665 I do believe that he's changing 985 00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:51,334 but I struggle getting over what took place. 986 00:36:51,434 --> 00:36:54,437 Especially because I left a marriage 987 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,915 with my four children for that very same reason. 988 00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:59,684 What do your close girlfriends say about your boyfriend? 989 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:00,952 They always just support. 990 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:02,303 So, they're not honest with you? 991 00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:04,923 You better get used to something different in this group. 992 00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:07,308 But I want to say something to that. 993 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:08,827 Okay. 994 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:11,187 Because it was not my space to share with Tamra 995 00:37:11,287 --> 00:37:13,056 a conversation that you and I had. 996 00:37:13,156 --> 00:37:14,766 I appreciate you saying that. 997 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:17,852 You know, I spent a lot of energy and a lot of money 998 00:37:17,886 --> 00:37:19,462 quite frankly putting on this party 999 00:37:19,496 --> 00:37:21,306 to celebrate our friendships, 1000 00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:23,174 and saying how we all feel as a group. 1001 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,701 And that's-- 1002 00:37:24,801 --> 00:37:26,211 And putting my name in your mouth, 1003 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,613 you're sort of teaching how we're gonna be together. 1004 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,508 If we have a conversation and I feel like it's gonna be, 1005 00:37:31,574 --> 00:37:32,784 like, twisted. 1006 00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:34,552 You were talking about not having a buddy. 1007 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:36,004 Do you not feel close with Tamra? 1008 00:37:36,070 --> 00:37:37,622 That's why Tamra comes up! 1009 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:40,425 God's sake, this stuff bores my ass. 1010 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:43,419 You bring her up and then you 1011 00:37:43,486 --> 00:37:45,096 repeat that I'm talking about her, 1012 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:47,090 I'm talking about her but you're bring her up. 1013 00:37:47,190 --> 00:37:49,267 I am here right now. I'm here. 1014 00:37:50,927 --> 00:37:51,928 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1015 00:37:52,028 --> 00:37:53,204 I understand what you're saying. 1016 00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:55,373 You feel certain ways that you think I'm feeling. 1017 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,766 I don't feel that way. 1018 00:37:56,866 --> 00:37:58,676 If we're both venting about something, that doesn't mean 1019 00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:00,937 I have a global issue with someone. 1020 00:38:01,004 --> 00:38:03,606 Than don't share with me how real feeling-- 1021 00:38:03,706 --> 00:38:05,942 But stop asking me. 1022 00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:09,053 I like Jenn, but I feel a little bit of the wind 1023 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,722 taken out of my sails with her. 1024 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,208 So, stepping back box. 1025 00:38:13,274 --> 00:38:14,751 Who is Heather? 1026 00:38:14,851 --> 00:38:17,120 And if you're doing this to Tamra, 1027 00:38:17,187 --> 00:38:19,564 what are you doing behind my back? 1028 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,567 I have no right to use any of your words 1029 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,502 that you share with me 1030 00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:26,029 and anything with any of us girls. 1031 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:28,506 And what you have with Tamra is your business and not mine. 1032 00:38:28,573 --> 00:38:30,141 - Thank you. - That's respectable. 1033 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:33,069 Since we're in the spirit of clearing the air. 1034 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:34,746 Oh, what now? 1035 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:37,065 - Let Tamra. - Oh, mother---er. 1036 00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,422 Since we're in the spirit of clearing the air. 1037 00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,115 Oh, what now? 1038 00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:48,059 - Let Tamra. - Oh, mother---er. 1039 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,995 Listen, this podcast thing has become an issue. 1040 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:55,133 I don't want to have something that's detrimental to us. 1041 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,134 I agree. 1042 00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:57,493 We've been friends for a long time. 1043 00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:59,637 You were upset because you feel like when I posted and said, 1044 00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:02,507 hey we moved on to our own feed that I didn't show gratitude. 1045 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,475 So, I did that because iHeart texted me 1046 00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:07,545 and said, hey can you just post on Instagram 1047 00:39:07,612 --> 00:39:09,138 that you have your own feed 1048 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,982 so that people start to follow you there. 1049 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:14,085 So, to me that was just a business logistical thing, 1050 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:15,637 I just did what was asked of me. 1051 00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:18,223 Okay. But when someone's like, I'm not on your feed, I'm not-- 1052 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:19,524 I'm like, but yeah you are. 1053 00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:21,426 My concern is that you would, 1054 00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:23,494 like, just, like, grateful, that's it. 1055 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:27,031 You know, you don't go to the Grammy's and just go, 1056 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:28,499 "I did it myself." 1057 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:31,202 No, there's a thank you speech that you do. 1058 00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:32,904 Rude! 1059 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,572 I'm trying to get to a point 1060 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:36,658 where we're respecting each other 1061 00:39:36,691 --> 00:39:38,776 and not yelling at each other at a reunion 1062 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,445 and saying, your podcast is tanking. 1063 00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:42,038 You have to admit that was mean. 1064 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,507 That was mean, but you also would not acknowledge that you 1065 00:39:44,540 --> 00:39:46,017 were still on our feed. 1066 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,418 But whether if she does or doesn't, 1067 00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:48,836 why would you undercut her? 1068 00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:50,680 Well, why would she not be grateful to me? 1069 00:39:50,713 --> 00:39:51,981 I am grateful. 1070 00:39:52,048 --> 00:39:54,092 We can just support each other and say, 1071 00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:55,960 you're doing great, I'm doing great. 1072 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,362 We're both benefiting from it. 1073 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:59,389 Absolutely, I make money off of you. 1074 00:39:59,489 --> 00:40:01,733 So, then you should thank me. 1075 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:05,695 You know, I would hate to say that I think Tamra 1076 00:40:05,728 --> 00:40:08,539 might be slightly jealous of the success. 1077 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,477 Why else would you be so vindictive and mean 1078 00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:16,447 about something that's doing well and is benefiting you? 1079 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:17,715 Two Ts does great, 1080 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,918 I'm very grateful that we were able to start there. 1081 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:20,885 That's it? 1082 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,321 Like a thank you would've been great. 1083 00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:25,348 I feel like I've said thank you multiple times. 1084 00:40:25,415 --> 00:40:28,226 - I don't think you have, Emily. - Have I not shown gratitude? 1085 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,394 Here today! 1086 00:40:29,494 --> 00:40:31,796 It's the same thing, you're apologizing here, 1087 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,164 I'm showing gratitude here. 1088 00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:35,366 Okay, so, you're apologizing, I'm apologizing. 1089 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,102 Yes! So, I'm saying, like, now let's move forward 1090 00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:39,887 and just be supportive of each other. 1091 00:40:39,921 --> 00:40:41,839 - So, what are we arguing about? - We're not. 1092 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:44,442 It's like, I'm going to give you something, weaponize it 1093 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:45,902 and then make you say, "thank you." 1094 00:40:45,935 --> 00:40:49,380 I honestly feel like Emily's showing much restraint 1095 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,684 as a 50-year-old because 49-year-old Emily 1096 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:56,045 would've ----ing dragged Tamra across the table. 1097 00:40:56,112 --> 00:40:57,789 I'm sorry for what I said when I was angry, 1098 00:40:57,922 --> 00:40:59,357 it wasn't an accurate thing to say. 1099 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:00,450 Thank you. 1100 00:41:00,783 --> 00:41:02,960 And the thing is if you don't have a good product, 1101 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:04,754 it's not gonna work. 1102 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,290 But you do. 1103 00:41:07,390 --> 00:41:08,499 - I do, yes. - It is working. 1104 00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:10,201 Thank you for acknowledging that. 1105 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,586 It does very well, it's good. 1106 00:41:11,619 --> 00:41:14,739 This is how mature women handle things, okay? 1107 00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:16,132 Women of a certain age! 1108 00:41:16,232 --> 00:41:17,275 Alright, we're done with this. 1109 00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:18,843 - Done. - Thank you. 1110 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,770 Oh, wait, hold on. 1111 00:41:20,803 --> 00:41:23,982 We get our feelings out, we love each other 1112 00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:26,284 and then we move on because we got doctor's appointments 1113 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:27,485 to go to, let's be honest. 1114 00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:30,588 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1115 00:41:30,688 --> 00:41:31,981 Oh, yay! Birthday cake! 1116 00:41:32,081 --> 00:41:34,659 [cheering] 1117 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,394 Thank you. 1118 00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:37,829 [cheering] 1119 00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:39,630 Yay, cake! 1120 00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,115 To be 50 again. 1121 00:41:41,149 --> 00:41:42,467 Here's a knife. 1122 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,827 You might want to take that away from her. 1123 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:48,006 I don't know who told you, you shouldn't give that to her. 1124 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:49,140 [laughter] 1125 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,509 Everybody take a bite. 1126 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,644 Oh, my God, I love birthday cake. 1127 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:55,471 - Shocker. - It's my favorite. 1128 00:41:55,505 --> 00:41:58,182 And by the way you've never ----ing looked better. 1129 00:41:58,282 --> 00:41:59,917 - Thank you. - You look so amazing. 1130 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:01,085 Thank you. 1131 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:03,179 - Cheers to that! - Cheers to 50 and fabulous. 1132 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:05,289 Cheers to being 50 and not fat! 1133 00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,792 Oh! This is for you. 1134 00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:09,794 Those are my pubes. 1135 00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:11,854 No faux on that box! 1136 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,266 Next on the Real Housewives of Orange County... 1137 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,001 I don't want to get paralyzed. 1138 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,736 Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Ow! 1139 00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:21,305 Carmella you brought a Dior clutch! 1140 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:24,308 Was the intent to actually give me a nice or gift 1141 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,036 or did she want to give me a moment or something? 1142 00:42:27,136 --> 00:42:29,213 Your parents aren't together anymore. 1143 00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:31,716 Is that something that's still weighing on you? 1144 00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:32,967 Yeah. 1145 00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:35,820 Can you move on with Shannon? 1146 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:38,189 You said I was a drunk, that I'll never get a man 1147 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,323 and that I have no money. 1148 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,559 Oh, my God!