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早安,歡迎收聽
《親咪的...》,老天

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抱歉,抱歉

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請各位聽眾見諒

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希望我的咖啡趕快起作用

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因為我這位媽媽
剛度過悲慘的週末

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當查爾斯狄更斯寫

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“最好的時光
也是最糟的時光〟

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誰知道他其實是在說
我女兒的婚禮

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更正確的說法是
我們女兒的婚禮

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但那只是部分的問題

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妳醒了嗎,親愛的?

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我醒了

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我沒睡好

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我也沒有

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我有不祥的預感

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哦,莎拉

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妳是新娘

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新娘一定會有這種感覺
妳只是緊張

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況且妳在這裡過夜的原因

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就是不讓妳見到路克
這樣就不會招來惡運

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可是我該待在媽媽家

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像我第一次結婚一樣

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很難說,結果也沒比較好

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妳百分之百確定他們在交往?

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是的,她在和布洛帝約會

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上回被我撞見
他們倆依偎在沙發上

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也許她很納悶
我為何不叫他爸爸

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那妳何不去媽媽家穿禮服?

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在妳以前的房間穿

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- 她希望妳那樣做
- 太遲了

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所有的東西都送到教堂了

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這是妳的婚禮,莎拉

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我不希望妳後悔

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你醒了嗎?

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史考特,你醒了嗎?

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沒有

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你怎麼睡在外頭?

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丹尼爾醒了,我得餵奶

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丹尼爾睡著了
你何不回到床上?

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親愛的,雖然我想做愛
但我更想睡覺

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- 喂
- 嗨,是我

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你剛打算戴藍芽做愛?

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對,我是婚禮總籌
必須隨傳隨到

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- 告訴我一切都很順利
- 是的

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要有信心

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等等,有電話進來

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- 喂?
- 我得和你談談

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談莎拉嗎?她在另一線

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不,談我,別跟莎拉說

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儘快回我,好嗎?

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我是婚禮總籌,但沒問題

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- 莎拉?
- 是誰打的?

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是DJ,等等,又有電話

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- 喂?
- 我是佩吉,你可以跟我媽談談嗎?

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她不讓安德魯參加婚禮

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佩吉,妳的聲音怎麼怪怪的
誰是安德魯?

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我在敷面膜,不想讓面膜裂開
他是我的男友

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- 妳有男朋友?
- 佩吉有男友?

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- 對,他很酷
- 我會跟妳媽談

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- 她在另一線,沒問題
- 拜託

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佩吉有男友

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老天,再讓我聽到更多...

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- 算了,當我沒說
- 很好

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告訴我
飯店都安排好了嗎?

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- 當然,不過我會再問傑斯丁
- 他還跟那個經理交往?

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- 是的
- 她還是已婚嗎?

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我想她快離婚了

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對,他們都是那麼說的

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- 喂
- 我知道

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我們不能見面
但講講話沒關係吧

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- 我想妳
- 我也想你

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- 你父母到了嗎?
- 今天下午到

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真不敢相信會見到我爸
已經好久沒見了

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真不敢相信他們會一起來

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- 是啊,我也不敢相信
- 你要結婚了

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你要結婚了、你要...

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- 好了
- 路克,幫我跟媽說

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- 妳怎麼了?
- 我在敷面膜

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還很早

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- 是她嗎?
- 好吧,叫她聽

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媽,我們可不可以
像大人那樣談一談?

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不行,因為妳不是大人
不適合

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那就算了

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- 我會處理的
- 謝謝你

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親愛的,我要掛斷了
有人按門鈴

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- 好想見到你
- 我愛妳

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好了,拜拜

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湯米!

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真不敢相信你來了

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妳要我陪妳走紅地毯
不然我該去哪兒?

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丹尼爾還在睡
你何不回床上?

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- 拜託,我不想
- 什...

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你們為何不幫佩吉?

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- 因為那不關我們的事
- 對

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佩吉,他們不想管

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老天,真不敢相信

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等等,安德魯在另一線

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- 我再打給妳,拜
- 拜

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- 喂?
- 嘿,凱文,我是索

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這裡有個小小問題

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- 希望你別驚慌
- 什麼?

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我當然會驚慌
你都說成那樣,我當然會驚慌

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凱文,蛋糕沒送來
他們搞錯日期了

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所以我和強納森整晚沒睡

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- 忙著做杯子蛋糕
- 杯子蛋糕?

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- 我愛吃杯子蛋糕
- 沒錯

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我們打算做杯子蛋糕樹
凱文,我也不是很滿意

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現在婚禮很流行這個

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真不敢相信
你跟莎拉說了嗎?

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她會把我五馬分屍

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我就知道你會抓狂
不跟你說了

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我還有兩百個杯子蛋糕要做

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告訴你,我會打給莎拉
因為你是個膽小鬼

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嘿,佩吉,妳還好嗎?

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還好,沒事
我不會破壞媽媽的好日子

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- 問她路克醒了沒
- 路克醒了沒?

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他在旁邊,是凱文

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- 嘿,凱文
- 嗨,你還好嗎?

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很好,兩個小孩在我旁邊

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我爸媽要來,我要結婚了

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- 不錯吧
- 你喜歡杯子蛋糕嗎?

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- 等一下
- 杯子蛋糕?

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媽媽打我手機
我再回你電話

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- 喂
- 進行得如何?

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- 別問了,妳好嗎?
- 我很好

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我在找值得懷念的舊東西
送給莎拉

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- 找什麼?
- 舊東西

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“舊東西、新東西〟的習俗
諸如此類的

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待會兒拿去教堂送她

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- 妳跟莎拉說過話嗎?
- 還沒有

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她似乎在躲我

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凱文,這簡直糟透了

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別擔心,我相信一切會很好

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是啊,我要掛斷了
教堂見

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好,拜

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你不能老是像這樣
跑來吃早餐

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那麼別再邀請我

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我沒辦法不邀請你
我討厭你晚上離開

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害我巴不得趕快天亮

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我瞭解這種感覺
天總是不快點亮

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妳在做什麼?

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我在找東西送莎拉...

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- 妳還留著這個?
- 拜託給我

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我45年前就給了

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妳還留著?

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我當然留著

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媽

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莎拉,哈囉

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- 我正要走
- 很好

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妳怎麼來了?

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我來拿我的舊東西

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我本來要帶去教堂

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我想我們一起挑比較好

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我先走了

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祝妳有個美好的婚禮,莎拉

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謝謝你

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- 妳告訴大家了嗎?
- 沒有

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在做出決定前
我不打算告訴任何人

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我告訴過妳我的感覺

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我知道

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我知道,但是...

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我愈想,就愈興奮

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塞斯,你必須知道
我幾乎不可能懷孕

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你可知道你即將要當爸爸了?

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拜託,那不是重點

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懷孕是錯的
凱蒂,妳很清楚

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我想妳不該有這個小孩

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媽咪

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好,好,我來了

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家族風雲(第五季)

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這個精緻的古董髮夾如何?

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{\an8}也許我可以找自己的舊東西

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{\an8}皮包如何?妳要皮包嗎?
我有個皮包

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{\an8}- 妳說話好像拍賣商
- 你來幹嘛?

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{\an8}- 這裡只限女人
- 沒錯

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{\an8}我只是來看看

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{\an8}索告訴我杯子蛋糕的事
沒關係,沒關係的

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{\an8}老天,佩吉
妳簡直像超級名模

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{\an8}- 是啊
- 我怎麼生出...

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{\an8}這麼漂亮的女孩?

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{\an8}別再拉了,很合身的

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{\an8}才不合身
就算合身,誰在乎?

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{\an8}我的男朋友根本看不到

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{\an8}- 妳的男朋友?
- 妳的男朋友?

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{\an8}對,安德魯

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{\an8}因為我媽不准某人參加婚禮

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{\an8}- 所以他也不能來
- 為何安德魯不能來?

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{\an8}- 因為她才14歲
- 慢點,慢點

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{\an8}我好像記得
有個14歲的小女孩

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{\an8}曾瘋狂地愛上戴維馬丁茲

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{\an8}- 還寫了一首歌
- 那不一樣

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{\an8}那首歌叫什麼來著?
《當戴維吻我時》

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{\an8}- 天啊,唱吧
- 不!不准唱...

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{\an8}不准唱

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{\an8}凱蒂

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{\an8}拜託別唱了

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{\an8}好啦,好啦,好啦!

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{\an8}安德魯可以參加喜宴

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{\an8}- 可以嗎?
- 可以

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{\an8}謝謝妳,凱蒂阿姨
我去打電話給他

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{\an8}等等,佩吉
我要跟他父母講話

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{\an8}凱蒂,怎麼了?

203
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,874
{\an8}沒什麼,只是...
老天,太不可思議了

204
00:09:56,875 --> 00:10:00,708
{\an8}我剛想起佩吉小嬰兒的樣子

205
00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:01,834
{\an8}看看她

206
00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:05,874
{\an8}是啊,我知道...
我剛想到一樣東西

207
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,250
{\an8}我馬上回來

208
00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,542
{\an8}好了,怎麼回事?

209
00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,125
{\an8}我懷孕了

210
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,875
{\an8}- 妳懷孕了?
- 我不想讓大家知道

211
00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,332
{\an8}但是...我以為妳不孕?

212
00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,541
{\an8}我知道,反正就是中了嘛

213
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,708
{\an8}太棒了!妳開心嗎?

214
00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:30,916
{\an8}我很開心,開心得不得了
是塞斯

215
00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:33,666
{\an8}- 我猜也是塞斯的
- 不

216
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,917
{\an8}塞斯不開心

217
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,082
{\an8}好,我找到了

218
00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:41,499
{\an8}她一定會要的
愛達的粉盒,太完美了

219
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,917
{\an8}五、六、七、八

220
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,958
{\an8}讓我獨舞吧?

221
00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:53,874
{\an8}- 像這樣
- 好

222
00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,290
{\an8}你又笑了,笑什麼笑啊?

223
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:58,624
{\an8}我只是喜歡看你
強調自己的性傾向

224
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,791
{\an8}傑斯丁,你做得到的
索和庫柏都學會了

225
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,582
{\an8}湯米也會了,很簡單

226
00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,165
{\an8}對你來說很簡單
你看你的屁股

227
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,874
{\an8}你怎麼這麼會跳舞?

228
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,708
{\an8}- 賈柏雅拉教你的嗎?
- 不是

229
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:12,040
{\an8}其實是我爸

230
00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:16,249
{\an8}我祖母開過舞蹈教室
真想趕快看到他穿西裝的樣子

231
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,958
{\an8}但願我媽不會毀了這一切

232
00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:20,833
{\an8}- 她不會毀了你的婚禮
- 怎麼可能不會?

233
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:24,416
{\an8}她毀了自己的婚姻
他愛她,她背叛他

234
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,416
{\an8}也許有別的原因才會這樣

235
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,457
{\an8}比如說個性不合

236
00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:32,374
{\an8}他們結婚了,她還是一直劈腿

237
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:35,791
{\an8}- 所以才會這樣
- 說到這個,泰勒好嗎?

238
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:39,624
{\an8}她快離婚了,好嗎?
他們已經分居很久了

239
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:41,916
{\an8}可能是你父母來了

240
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:45,417
{\an8}我有20年沒看到他們在一起了

241
00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:50,541
{\an8}我不懂,左腳放前面
然後轉身...

242
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:53,000
- 嘿
- 親愛的

243
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,749
- 妳好嗎?
- 你好嗎?

244
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,499
- 媽
- 嗨

245
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,582
- 嗨
- 嗨,各位

246
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,666
真高興見到你,傑斯丁

247
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,125
嘿

248
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:06,749
爸爸呢?

249
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,040
他沒辦法來

250
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:11,457
- 什麼?
- 他工作忙,無法抽身

251
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:14,624
本來想來的,但真的沒辦法

252
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:18,959
不過他要我問候你
還有他很抱歉

253
00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,500
妳呢,媽?

254
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,083
妳覺得抱歉嗎?

255
00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:30,290
莎拉,妳看我找到什麼了
這太完美了

256
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,541
這是妳外婆的粉盒
我還把它擦亮了...

257
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:34,958
不,媽,沒關係

258
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,833
謝謝妳到閣樓找這玩意兒

259
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:40,792
但我要屬於妳的舊東西

260
00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,332
記得我小時候偷偷溜到這裡

261
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:47,833
拿這玩意兒當寶藏玩

262
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,542
是嗎?

263
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,457
這枚戒指?

264
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,666
我們把它取名為保姆戒指

265
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:57,374
妳只有外出時才戴
然後保姆就來了

266
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,124
太好了,戴戴看

267
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,583
不,銀的不適合

268
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:05,542
- 哦,我的天
- 怎樣?

269
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,875
我記得這個

270
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:12,165
妳不會想戴那個的
那是世上最俗的東西

271
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,374
不,我以前好愛這個

272
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:17,833
我總是問妳
“媽,妳怎麼不戴這個?〟

273
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,916
妳會回答
“因為我不想弄丟〟

274
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,708
當時我想它一定有魔力

275
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:27,417
要是戴了,就會變成公主

276
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,000
就這個吧
這就是我的舊東西

277
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,749
好吧

278
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,875
謝謝妳,媽

279
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:49,874
幾點了?

280
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,666
從你剛問我起,才過十分鐘

281
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,708
只要你別把每個杯子蛋糕
做成藝術品

282
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:56,916
也許就會快一點

283
00:13:56,917 --> 00:14:00,165
強納森,這些蛋糕必須取代

284
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,124
華麗的三層結婚蛋糕

285
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,207
至少每個蛋糕
都必須看起來美味可口

286
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,833
大家都愛杯子蛋糕
這一定會大受歡迎的

287
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:11,833
況且兩人之間的浪漫承諾...

288
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:14,290
不在於結婚蛋糕或婚禮

289
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,582
這是個象徵,強納森

290
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,082
兩個人彼此許下浪漫的承諾

291
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,666
一定要有個東西向大家證明

292
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:24,208
難道說“我愛你〟不夠嗎?

293
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:27,165
你就是不懂,對吧?

294
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,625
- 那是什麼意思?
- 沒什麼

295
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:34,874
索,你不是在暗示我們該結婚吧

296
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,874
我沒有暗示什麼
快點打包啦

297
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,875
小心別碰到糖霜,來吧

298
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,999
- 嘿
- 哇,你看來帥極了

299
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,833
感覺好像要去頒奧斯卡獎

300
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,499
你怎麼在這裡?婚禮呢?

301
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,040
快來不及了,我剛答應路克
把他們過夜的東西帶來

302
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:58,834
莫娜?請找個服務生
把這些行李拿到412房

303
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,625
哦,對了
妳和麥克會來參加烤肉派對嗎?

304
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,624
拜託別告訴我
70歲以下的夫妻只有丹和我?

305
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,291
不,我們不去

306
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,500
我忘了,這裡的人
都以為妳和妳先生還在一起

307
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,750
我說過了,這樣比較簡單
不會有人問東問西

308
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,875
他叫麥克?

309
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,125
對

310
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,833
感覺愈來愈像真的了

311
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,749
這很複雜,但是...

312
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,166
不,泰勒
我想我們需要點空間

313
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,416
想想看這究竟是怎麼回事

314
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:39,083
我的婚姻結束了,就這麼一回事

315
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,875
我得走了,喜宴時會回來

316
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,958
- 莎拉
- 不!你不能見她!

317
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,582
你不能見她!

318
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,833
- 凱文,我要和莎拉說話
- 不行

319
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,708
- 很重要
- 凱文!

320
00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,874
好吧,只能說話

321
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,874
好的

322
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:05,416
怎麼了,親愛的?一切還好吧?

323
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,582
我爸沒來

324
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,332
不會吧,怎麼會?

325
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:13,457
不知道
我媽瞎掰了一堆理由

326
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,916
說什麼工作太忙
我知道是她幹的好事

327
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,874
騙他,叫他不要來

328
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,833
真諷刺,不是嗎?

329
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,874
你很傷心你爸沒來

330
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:23,999
而我爸想來卻不能來

331
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,541
妳傾聽自己的心聲
我以妳為榮

332
00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,499
- 親愛的,我也...
- 好了,你們倆

333
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,417
抱歉,時間緊迫

334
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,791
- 嘿!
- 嘿、嘿

335
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,624
- 我們第一個到的嗎?
- 是的

336
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,708
我最愛準時的男人,凱蒂呢?

337
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:43,999
她去帶你媽媽過來

338
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,165
看看你,小傢伙
你怎麼這麼帥?

339
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,833
他也想去上洗手間

340
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,749
好的,走到底就是了

341
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:54,999
- 好
- 凱蒂跟我說過了

342
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,875
- 是嗎?
- 是的,我覺得很棒

343
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,833
我們待會兒再談吧

344
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:04,499
相信我,我也不確定
我能不能當個好父親

345
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,582
但那是很神奇的,也許你會想
“現在是時候嗎?〟

346
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,249
但何時才是時候呢?

347
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:14,375
- 我要去上廁所!
- 好,好,走吧

348
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,875
- 嘿
- 嗨

349
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,375
我知道我不該來的

350
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:28,917
我必須看看我們女兒結婚時
妳有多美麗

351
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,125
哦,布洛帝,真是糟糕

352
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:43,374
我終於好了
只是穿這雙鞋很難走路

353
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,791
- 嗨
- 嗨

354
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,040
我們沒見過面,我是布洛帝
我想妳是凱蒂

355
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,708
對,我是凱蒂,幸會

356
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:53,207
- 是啊
- 快來不及了,我們得走了

357
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,833
你要參加婚禮嗎?

358
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:56,874
- 不
- 他不去

359
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,874
他不能參加婚禮,他被禁止了

360
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,040
莎拉大概和保鑣
正站在外頭守著

361
00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:04,875
諾拉,深呼吸
沒事,不要緊

362
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,874
我很抱歉

363
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,917
- 這很尷尬,莎拉...
- 不,沒關係

364
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:16,165
好吧,好吧
我到車上等妳

365
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,417
我到車上等,快點,好嗎?

366
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,249
- 我再打電話給你
- 好好享受吧

367
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:26,291
- 多拍幾張照片
- 我會的

368
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,582
輕輕拉拉鏈

369
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:35,833
好,我會的

370
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:37,374
老天,我的藍色東西呢?

371
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,874
- 妳的什麼?
- 藍色東西,爸爸的手帕

372
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:43,541
索在爸過世後去乾洗店拿的
我一直沒看到

373
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:47,874
妳呼吸短促
腦部的氧氣不夠...

374
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,874
- 凱蒂?
- 抱歉,抱歉

375
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,916
我只是有點不舒服

376
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:55,082
- 再五分鐘,各位小姐
- 妳臉色不太好

377
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,374
大家臉色都不好
婚禮快開始了,大家都很緊張

378
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,833
除了妳,妳美極了

379
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:01,666
媽說的對,我很緊張
我去化妝室

380
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,958
- 凱文
- 別緊張,她沒事的

381
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:07,082
- 我去看看路克
- 好了,媽!不...

382
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,750
新娘站左邊,對吧?

383
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:15,874
- 我不確定
- 老弟,這是婚禮,不是喪禮

384
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,874
我知道,只是...

385
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,582
- 我滿腦子都是泰勒
- 什麼?

386
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:24,542
因為我們說的話嗎?
拜託,只是逗你的

387
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,416
不,你們說的對

388
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,374
我在做什麼?破壞人家的家庭?
我可不想當小三

389
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,207
尤其這家族有這種歷史,湯米

390
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:32,916
放輕鬆,好嗎?也許這是好事

391
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,249
我們在參加婚禮耶

392
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,833
你知道導致酒後亂性的
首要原因是什麼嗎?

393
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:40,582
- 龍舌蘭
- 不是

394
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,833
絕望

395
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,082
沒什麼比看著心愛的女人已婚

396
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,791
更令人絕望的

397
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,833
你何時變成傑克尼克遜了?

398
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,874
我這個當哥哥的只想幫忙
好嗎?

399
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,874
- 你不需要她
- 好吧

400
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,875
嘿,你們是來參加
華克家的婚禮嗎?

401
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:01,875
是的,隨時要開始了

402
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,457
抱歉,教堂讓我覺得緊張

403
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,749
不難想像

404
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,999
你知道哪裡有酒嗎?

405
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,916
- 這裡是教堂
- 對哦

406
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,583
大家叫我“天天放春假〟
不是沒道理的

407
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:18,917
化妝室在哪兒?

408
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,332
走到底就是化妝室

409
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,125
- 妳不會走過頭的
- 謝謝

410
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,834
待會兒再聊
如果有上帝的話

411
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:33,457
你爸沒來,你很難過嗎?

412
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:37,582
只要有伴郎陪我,我就沒事

413
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,457
我會陪你

414
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,874
- 你們好了嗎?
- 好了

415
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,208
很好,戒指在嗎?

416
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,875
不要...

417
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,624
- 這不好笑...
- 糟糕

418
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,332
不...不...不,老天

419
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,875
- 被我騙了
- 不好笑

420
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,124
你有一天會害我心臟病發身亡

421
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,874
- 給我記住
- 打擾一下

422
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:58,834
妳要幹嘛?

423
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,375
差點忘了這個

424
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,040
這是你爸的袖扣

425
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,374
也許你會想留著

426
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,624
好

427
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:12,791
緊張嗎?沒那麼糟的

428
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,499
等你到了那裡,大家都會...

429
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,875
我很好,媽

430
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,249
妳該去坐下來,快開始了

431
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,917
好的

432
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,874
我的天

433
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:38,040
- 親愛的,妳還好嗎?
- 謝謝,我很好

434
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:40,833
我只是有點...

435
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,791
宿醉嗎?我經驗豐富

436
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,165
- 不是
- 感冒嗎?

437
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:48,332
- 我該保持距離嗎?
- 不,不是感冒

438
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:51,457
哦,懷孕

439
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,834
抱歉,我也有經驗
那是最糟的

440
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,875
不過恭喜了!

441
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,917
凱蒂阿姨,妳懷孕了?

442
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,874
沒有,佩吉,沒有

443
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,083
沒有,我...

444
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:10,291
妳躲在廁所裡幹嘛?

445
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:16,667
我只是在弄衣服

446
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:23,834
妳們兩位慢慢聊吧

447
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:31,124
不好意思,有看到我妹嗎?
她在裡頭嗎?我們在找她

448
00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:32,834
我不確定,是懷孕的那位嗎?

449
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:35,332
懷孕?什麼?懷孕?

450
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,667
慢點,誰懷孕?

451
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,417
祝妳好運,媽

452
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,709
- 哦,老天
- 不是

453
00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:49,874
佩吉剛才有說什麼嗎?
妳有聽到她說什麼嗎?

454
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:51,833
沒有,妳在說什麼?

455
00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:53,875
妳好漂亮,裡頭見囉

456
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,040
我保證佩吉沒懷孕

457
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:01,708
- 她有男朋友
- 妳神志不清,深呼吸

458
00:23:01,709 --> 00:23:03,040
妳即將結婚

459
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:04,542
- 該死
- 呼吸

460
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:15,582
快過來,妳要站我左邊

461
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:18,165
為什麼一定要站左邊?
難道不能站右邊嗎?

462
00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,791
- 這是習俗?
- 習俗?

463
00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:23,875
爛習俗!路克不跟他媽說話
他爸忙得無法前來

464
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,749
凱蒂在廁所裡吐
我女兒可能懷孕了

465
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,165
她沒懷孕,我保證

466
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:30,833
我需要一分鐘

467
00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:32,124
不,莎拉,大家都在等

468
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,874
就讓他們等

469
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,958
因為此刻我腦子裡
都是別人的問題

470
00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:39,791
我不要在這種情況下說
“我願意〟

471
00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:43,165
我出去透透氣
馬上回來

472
00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:44,834
- 不!
- 莎拉!

473
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:55,500
深呼吸

474
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,708
還真快

475
00:24:11,709 --> 00:24:13,333
沒人灑米嗎?新郎呢?

476
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,875
根本還沒開始

477
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,333
我只是透一下氣

478
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:27,125
要喝啤酒嗎?

479
00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:51,250
你在這裡幹嘛?停在大街旁?

480
00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:55,040
我來看我女兒走出教堂

481
00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:56,874
新婚的女人

482
00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:57,875
是嗎?

483
00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,709
我一直有妳是我女兒的感覺

484
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,166
我記得妳高中畢業的時候

485
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:08,207
你有去?你才沒去

486
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,417
我有去

487
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:13,166
妳絆到腳,差點跌倒

488
00:25:13,834 --> 00:25:16,124
對,我還不太會穿高跟鞋

489
00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:18,833
是啊,不過妳救得很漂亮

490
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,624
結果很完美

491
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:23,875
我心想“好個運動健將
她一定是我的女兒〟

492
00:25:25,542 --> 00:25:31,416
後來我看到妳在公園舞台
演《奧克拉荷馬!》

493
00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:37,791
妳飾演艾杜什麼的

494
00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:40,166
- 阿杜
- 阿杜

495
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,875
真不敢相信

496
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:51,708
- 項鍊很漂亮
- 謝謝

497
00:25:51,709 --> 00:25:54,374
從我媽的珠寶盒裡拿的

498
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,082
這是我的“舊東西〟

499
00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:58,833
她覺得很俗氣

500
00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:00,959
我一直都很喜歡

501
00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:06,959
多年前我母親送給我
後來我送給妳媽

502
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:11,750
妳媽是我一生中的最愛

503
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:19,709
我真的有一種靈魂出竅的感覺

504
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,750
彷彿從上面看著我們倆...

505
00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:27,500
怎麼了?

506
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:32,583
我怕我快掉下來了

507
00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:36,583
我會接住妳的

508
00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:05,416
寶貝

509
00:29:05,417 --> 00:29:08,040
- 嘿,有沒有看到我媽?
- 沒有

510
00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:10,207
- 她大概在化妝室
- 好

511
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,875
- 好嗎?
- 好

512
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:17,291
我今天一度以為會有個落跑新娘

513
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:21,208
她沒有驚人之舉
就不是她了

514
00:29:21,834 --> 00:29:26,834
凱文和我
今天有段意外的談話

515
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,082
我很抱歉

516
00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:31,416
抱歉,我得找個人說

517
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:34,916
我不確定妳有沒有
好好說明我的立場

518
00:29:34,917 --> 00:29:36,875
這個嘛...

519
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:44,125
嘿,媽
我們只是來道賀的

520
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:48,874
- 恭喜,路蘭太太
- 是羅蘭太太

521
00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:50,875
羅蘭太太

522
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,125
我們去找奧莉維亞吧

523
00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:58,166
- 佩吉
- 什麼事?

524
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:01,041
妳真漂亮

525
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,709
謝謝

526
00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:11,249
我得弄清楚一件事

527
00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:13,374
佩吉沒懷孕,對吧?

528
00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:16,500
是我瘋了
還是她的胸部變大?

529
00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:18,875
哦,她...

530
00:30:21,417 --> 00:30:23,874
好,好

531
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:26,874
所以當時和妳們在化妝室的是誰?

532
00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:28,249
- 什麼時候?
- 剛才啊

533
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,874
有個小姐從化妝室出來說
裡頭有個女孩懷孕

534
00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:34,417
我不記得化妝室裡
除了我還有誰

535
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,792
恕我失陪

536
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,999
- 你們倆還好嗎?
- 很好

537
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,207
- 妳呢?
- 很好

538
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,834
- 開心嗎?
- 很開心

539
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,625
- 媽
- 嘿

540
00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:52,208
尚恩馬克剛告訴我爸爸的事了

541
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:56,290
爸徹底破產了?
媽,怎麼回事?

542
00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:59,749
他投資失策

543
00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:02,374
無臉見人

544
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,624
妳為何不告訴我?

545
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:06,666
因為我知道你很崇拜你父親

546
00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:11,709
不想破壞你對他的印象

547
00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:16,375
我已經徹底破壞了
你對我的印象

548
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,250
再也不會了

549
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:25,708
看看這有多棒

550
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:29,082
杯子蛋糕金字塔
感覺像在埃及用餐

551
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:32,834
你在說什麼?這不是傳統

552
00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:36,207
拜託,索,你的幽默感呢?

553
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:39,542
你和我想要的不同,強納森

554
00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:45,165
看在上帝分上
嫁給我吧,索

555
00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:48,541
- 你不相信婚姻
- 但你相信

556
00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:50,125
而我相信你

557
00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:54,875
除非你是認真的,否則別說
因為我可能會說好

558
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,000
那就說吧

559
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,624
好

560
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:03,874
妳為什麼一個人坐在這裡?

561
00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:06,166
我不是一個人坐在這裡
我只是...

562
00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:07,875
不知道,我只是不想動

563
00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:11,124
好吧,妳今天到底怎麼了?

564
00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:13,040
妳胃痛,不舒服嗎?

565
00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:15,749
- 我很好
- 一定有事,凱蒂

566
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:17,667
立刻告訴我,時間到

567
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,083
我懷孕了

568
00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:23,457
凱蒂

569
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:27,458
我知道,我也不敢相信
真不可思議

570
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,374
- 妳知道多久了?
- 幾天而已

571
00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:33,834
這很複雜

572
00:32:36,583 --> 00:32:38,165
醫生怎麼說?

573
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:39,624
他很擔心

574
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:42,542
如果我又病了
就沒辦法接受治療

575
00:32:43,417 --> 00:32:48,249
但是不是很棒
伊凡就要有弟弟或妹妹了

576
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:51,082
我知道莎拉快把我逼瘋

577
00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:54,208
但我無法想像人生裡沒有她

578
00:32:55,834 --> 00:32:58,249
我無法想像人生沒有妳

579
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,709
媽,拜託
妳跟塞斯一樣

580
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,291
所以妳打算生囉?

581
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,625
不知道

582
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:12,125
但我很想

583
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,875
打擾一下,各位
注意聽我說,好嗎?

584
00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:21,207
謝謝

585
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:26,583
我很想敬我美麗的妻子

586
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:33,917
但大家都知道
英文不是我的母語,所以...

587
00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:42,499
所以與其敬酒...

588
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,416
我喜歡做點別的

589
00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:46,458
好吧

590
00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:04,667
謝謝

591
00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,874
- 嗨
- 嘿

592
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:11,541
我相信這位漂亮的女士
想在她結婚當天喝杯香檳

593
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:13,749
不,謝謝
我喝啤酒就好

594
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:15,709
我心愛的女孩

595
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,542
我只想說,很高興你在這裡

596
00:35:21,542 --> 00:35:23,417
很棒的喜宴

597
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:25,750
你在這裡

598
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,958
伏特加,麻煩,不要加水

599
00:35:28,959 --> 00:35:30,166
妳來幹嘛?

600
00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:33,834
你說你有女兒
不能期望我不好奇吧

601
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:38,082
我從沒想到會在婚禮相認
對了,很美麗的婚禮

602
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:39,834
妳先生很迷人

603
00:35:40,542 --> 00:35:42,833
抱歉我來晚了,我的車拋錨

604
00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:44,250
租車爛透了

605
00:35:44,834 --> 00:35:46,083
抱歉,請問妳是?

606
00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:47,917
蘿莉琳恩,妳妹妹

607
00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:53,667
你沒告訴她?

608
00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,542
蘿莉琳恩,拜託

609
00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,499
你知道嗎?

610
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,708
我去嘗嘗那些杯子蛋糕

611
00:36:02,709 --> 00:36:04,874
幸會了

612
00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,875
別擔心,我們再聊

613
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,750
抱歉

614
00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:18,374
我沒想到她...

615
00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:21,290
你跟你女兒提到我,她很好奇

616
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:24,000
所以租了車
不請自來參加我的婚禮?

617
00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:26,083
她是個問題小孩

618
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:30,166
令人驚訝

619
00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:41,290
- 嘿
- 嗨

620
00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:42,750
妳還好嗎?

621
00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,499
還好

622
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,541
哦,不會吧

623
00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:48,875
妳見過蘿莉琳恩?

624
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,874
- 誰?
- 蘿莉琳恩

625
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:54,792
我最小的女兒來了

626
00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:58,416
什麼?真的假的
你的三個小孩之一嗎?

627
00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:01,833
- 其實是四個小孩
- 你說過是三個

628
00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:03,833
五個

629
00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:05,290
我有五個小孩

630
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,165
- 如果也算...
- 莎拉

631
00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:10,374
- 對
- 對,老天

632
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:12,332
布洛帝,我們搞什麼啊?

633
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:15,708
我想這是場騷動

634
00:37:15,709 --> 00:37:16,874
是啊

635
00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:19,874
不過我們都是大人了

636
00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:22,416
對,不知不覺中

637
00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:25,582
我還在想你們倆跑哪兒去了

638
00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:27,499
- 你們在幹嘛?
- 休息

639
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,417
來吧,我想看我父母跳舞

640
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,874
- 可以啊
- 可以嗎?

641
00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:35,249
走吧

642
00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:36,875
我的老天

643
00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:40,040
在我參加過的婚禮中
這絕對是最...

644
00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:41,916
最悲慘的?不是

645
00:37:41,917 --> 00:37:43,833
是有點意外,但相信我

646
00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:45,082
我看過更糟的

647
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:47,165
等看到我們跳舞再說
恕我失陪

648
00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:50,582
各位女士先生
請注意

649
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:53,582
身為婚禮總籌...

650
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:56,124
我想請各位
把注意力放在舞池

651
00:37:56,125 --> 00:38:00,834
新娘和新郎
即將跳他們的第一支舞

652
00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:11,834
嘿

653
00:39:12,709 --> 00:39:15,332
我只是來看看
希望你不介意

654
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,583
不,一點也不會

655
00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:20,375
傑斯丁

656
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:24,500
我一直把事情複雜化
那不公平

657
00:39:24,917 --> 00:39:27,750
我不在乎我的名聲

658
00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:29,709
我只在乎你

659
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:33,750
想跳舞嗎?

660
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,375
只有一件事

661
00:39:39,709 --> 00:39:41,791
我想妳跟不上我

662
00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:43,749
讓我見識看看吧

663
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,625
好的

664
00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:19,291
好乖

665
00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,375
嗨

666
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,375
嘿

667
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:25,834
想跳舞嗎?

668
00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:29,041
想

669
00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:44,291
現在回想起來
那是最美好的時光

670
00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,874
家人,就像人生
總是在變化

671
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,834
永不停歇,但總是一家人

672
00:41:51,417 --> 00:41:57,834
特別然而感情深厚的這家人
讓你學會成長、適應

673
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:00,041
然而如今...

674
00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:05,500
當我看著我的人生
以及家族的新血...

675
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:09,375
我想到一句名言

676
00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:12,375
喬治艾略特說的

677
00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:18,125
“追求自我,永不嫌遲〟