[ominous music]
[birds cawing]
- Let's get to the show, fast.
- What are these things?
- Are they zombies?
- No, much worse.
Bad talent.
- Oh, God.
* *
[accordion playing]
- How you guys doing tonight? How you guys doing tonight?
- Sofía, go now, go.
- Does everyone have their seat belt on?
- No.
Sofía, go. - Go, Sofía!
[dramatic music]
* *
- We'll be safe as long as we stay in our Telluride.
* *
- [whines]
- She got bit.
- [whimpers] - What?
Howie, chop her arm off!
- What? - Chop her arm off.
- Sofía.
- That's what we're supposed to do in this situation.
- Oh, just stick her in the third row.
* *
- Oh, my God!
- This is what AGT is all about.
- Great things are gonna happen after this audition.
* *
- He's on fire!
* *
- It blew me away.
* *
I think we have a problem.
- [yodeling] - No!
- Just when I need my buzzer.
[Billy Idol's "Mony Mony"]
- We're here! - Hello, ladies.
Welcome to America's Got Talent.
- * Here she come now *
- Have a great show, everybody.
- You too, Terry!
- Give it up for your host, Terry Crews!
- * You gotta toss and turn and feel all right *
- Are you ready to meet the judges?
Here we go. - [trills]
- First up, it's Howie Mandel!
- * 'Cause you make me feel so good *
- Heidi Klum!
- I'm gonna fall. I know I'm gonna fall.
- Sofía Vergara!
- I didn't fall!
- And now, the man, the myth, the legend,
Simon Cowell!
* *
Are you guys ready to start the show?
- I cannot wait.
- Let's do it.
[cheers and applause]
* *
- Look here.
Hold on one second.
One more.
- Whoo!
- You guys are so wild.
[rumbling] - What is that?
- You guys can be so loud.
[tense music]
* *
- What is it?
What are we doing?
* *
- Ah! - [screams]
[crowd exclaiming]
- Scared the hell out of me!
- I almost said a bad word.
["Somebody's Watching Me"]
- * Who's watching? *
* *
* Who's watching? *
* *
* I always feel like *
* Somebody's watching me *
- Whoa! - Wow!
* *
- * I always feel like *
* Somebody's watching me, watching me *
* *
[cheers and applause]
- Oh!
* *
- * I always feel like *
* Somebody's watching me *
* Watching me *
* I always feel like *
* Somebody's watching me *
- That's not human.
* *
- * I always feel like *
* Somebody's watching me *
* Watching me *
- Wow! - Ah!
* * I always feel like *
- Oh!
- * Watching me, watching me *
* *
[cheers and applause]
- Wow!
- * Who's watching? *
- Oh, my God.
Who are you?
You're horrifying.
- [grunts] Hi.
I'm Gabriel.
- [laughs]
["Somebody's Watching Me"]
- From the Dominican Republic.
- * I always feel like *
- Yes! - Oh, my God, that was insane.
It was horrific and beautiful at the same time.
- Thank you.
- How old are you?
- I am 21.
And I make everything.
- You made everything?
- Yeah.
* *
- How long have you been doing this?
- Four or five years.
- But you always knew that you could move like that?
- No. [laughs]
One day, I wake up, and I found my leg here.
- Stop it! - [laughs]
- And I--and when I saw that, I said,
oh, my God, this is so amazing.
[laughter]
Yeah, but in Dominican Republic,
we don't have a lot of studio pole of aerialists.
So I watch videos and everything,
and I try to make something different with my talent.
[cheers and applause]
- Howie, what did you think?
- I think we just watched a zombie a-pole-calypse.
- [laughs] Thank you.
[laughter]
- Right?
We have seen pole dancing, contortionists,
amazing makeup, but you have combined all of those things
into one original surprising...
- Yeah.
- Amazing season 18 spectacular.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I have to admit, when you popped up,
I peed myself a little bit.
[laughter]
Obviously, I love Halloween, so this is right up my alley.
- Thank you. - I love you.
- Thank you.
- Simon, did you like it?
- Weirdly, I loved everything, from being scared--
- Yes. - To being surprised.
It was a little bit creepy, but in a good way.
People are gonna remember you.
- Thank you!
[laughs] Thank you.
- We're gonna vote. Howie?
- My vote is yes.
- Thank you.
- Heidi?
- Big fat yes from me.
* *
- Simon?
- Uh, yes.
[cheers and applause]
- I am going to give you your fourth yes.
- * I always feel like somebody's watching me *
- Aww.
- Very emotional right now.
He deserves it.
- I'm really excited.
- You earned it!
* *
- Thank you, Gabriel.
Thank you, amazing.
Amazing.
- Wow. - You're giving 100%.
- This is what AGT is all about.
- Tonight, you just blew me away.
- [vocalizing] [buzzer]
- Agh!
- You left Simon speechless.
- Yo. - Yo, there it is.
- This is where it's at, y'all. - Ah!
"America's Got Talent."
We up in here, y'all.
- * Listen, baby *
- This is awesome, you guys. This is our time.
Look at that sign. - That's right.
- I just don't want to get a buzzer.
- Me neither. [buzzer]
- Oh!
- * Ain't no mountain high enough *
- All right, guys, the energy, the crowd is wild.
[cheers and applause]
- All right, here we go, folks.
Here we go.
- Go out there and make it happen!
- * To keep me from getting to you, babe *
* Ain't no mountain high enough *
* Ain't no valley low enough *
* Ain't no river wide enough *
- Whoo!
- Hi, everyone. - Hello.
- Who are you guys?
- We are the Freedom Singers.
[cheers and applause]
- So why did you give yourself the title the Freedom Singers?
It's interesting to me.
- Go ahead, Pete.
- Yeah, so we're located not far from here
in a community called Skid Row, right.
Skid Row is in the heart of Downtown Los Angeles,
where five people per day die on the streets,
houseless people.
And so for us, freedom singing brings us close together.
It is that medium that we've always used
to come together as Americans.
- Ah.
And how did you meet?
- Well, we all are part
of the Los Angeles Community Action Network.
And they have an arts and culture department there,
and that's how the core group got together.
- Are you houseless in Skid Row?
- Not anymore, but I was.
[cheers and applause]
Me and my mother, we were both houseless on Skid Row,
which is--it was very traumatizing going
through the loss and being out there in the elements,
and especially with the city officials coming
and taking away all of our personal belongings
and leaving us there with nothing.
I'm so blessed that I found
the Los Angeles Community Action Network
because they gave me a voice
and an opportunity to rebuild myself.
And through them, we are housed, my mother and I.
[cheers and applause]
- All right.
So why "America's Got Talent"?
- So we represent a lot of things.
Some people who were houseless,
maybe who have come to transitional housing,
some who have lost folks that are houseless.
Excuse me.
And, um...
and so when we see someone on the street,
I want to encourage you not to look the other way.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you for sharing all of that with us.
We're rooting for you already. Good luck to you all.
- Thank you.
[cheers and applause]
- Here we go.
[soft piano music]
* *
[all vocalizing]
* *
- * Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner *
* Sometimes I feel my only friend *
* Is the city I live in *
* The City of Angels *
* Lonely as I am *
* Together we cry *
* And I don't ever want to feel *
* Like I did that day *
* Take me to the place I love *
* Take me all the way *
* I don't ever want to feel *
* No, like I did that day *
* Take me to the place I love *
* Take me all the way *
* Yeah *
- Oh, yeah!
- * It's hard to believe that *
* There's nobody out there *
* It's hard to believe *
* That I'm all alone *
* At least I have her love *
* The city, she loves me *
* Lonely as I am *
* Together we cry *
* I don't ever want to feel *
- * All the pain, the hurt *
- * Like I did that day *
* Take me to the place I love * - * Oh, yeah *
- * Take me all the way *
* I don't ever want to feel *
* Like I did that day * - [vocalizing]
- * Take me to the place I love *
* Take me all the way *
- * Will you take me all the way? *
- Whoo, yeah! - * All the way *
[cheers and applause]
[Lauren Daigle's "You Say"]
* *
- So beautiful!
* *
- Oh, I'm so happy for them.
- I mean, you have a powerful voice,
powerful message.
It was beautiful. It gave me goosebumps.
It made me emotional.
This was a great audition.
Congratulations.
Well done.
Howie, what did you think?
- You know, the unhoused is much more
than just an LA problem.
It's a national problem, maybe even a world problem.
And you have given it a voice.
And you have given us a purpose.
And it's a message.
This was more than just a song, more than an audition.
It was needed.
And thank you for informing, entertaining,
and blowing the roof off this place.
[cheers and applause]
- Absolutely.
* *
- Sofía, what did you think?
- I loved it. It was amazing.
I think you guys are going to go
very far in this competition
because this is what AGT's all about.
[cheers and applause]
- Simon, what did you think?
- I thought the performance was brilliant.
It was raw.
It was real.
I loved the vocals.
I loved your chemistry, your friendship.
This was a really special audition.
I loved it.
- * I've got stars within my soul *
- All right, let's vote.
Howie?
- Oh, yes.
- Whoo!
- I'm gonna give you a second yes.
- Three yeses!
Simon! - Four yeses.
[cheers and applause]
- All right!
- Thank you so much.
- See you in the next round!
* *
She has some pipes.
- All your voices together harmonize so beautiful.
And I want to thank you.
I want to thank you so much
for what you do for the community,
for what you do for so many people.
I am completely touched right now.
And I just thank you for being here.
You're my brothers and sisters, OK?
Never forget that. God bless you.
Go celebrate.
You deserve it, you deserve it.
Four yeses. You deserve it.
- [yells] - Oh, yeah.
Yes, I'm with you.
all: Freedom!
- I love you guys.
- * By storm *
- * You ain't seen nothing yet *
[upbeat music]
* *
* You ain't seen nothing yet *
We are... all: Warriors!
* *
- * You ain't seen nothing yet *
- Hi. Everyone looks so beautiful.
- Hello, everyone.
- Hello, sir.
- Simon.
How are you? - I'm good, sir.
- Simon.
[laughter]
Who are you?
- My name is Rahul Yadav.
And our group name is Warrior Squad.
And we are from India.
And--
[cheers and applause]
A small village called Kanhai in Gurugram City.
And the state is Haryana.
- OK, what was the reason for putting the group together?
Tell me, please.
- Basically, sir, my name is--
- Simon.
[laughter]
- OK, Simon.
[laughter]
I created this group because some of the students
near my village really have a good talent,
but they were not having supporting hands.
And so we founded the Warriors India Foundation,
in which we are giving training free of cost.
[cheers and applause]
Our age group is 14 to 30.
The youngest is Shivam, 14.
I am the 30.
- Is this is your first time in America?
- First time in America.
This is the farthest we are coming to perform.
This is the biggest platform, "America's Got Talent."
So we are here to show our talent to the world.
- OK, three minutes literally can change
your lives on this show.
And we're rooting for you.
Good luck. - Thank you.
- Good luck.
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah, let's go.
[all shouting]
[percussive music]
* *
- Whoa.
- Oh!
- [singing in Hindi]
* *
- Whoa!
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my goodness!
Unbelievable strength!
* *
- Whoa!
- Yeah, flying people!
- Oh, my gosh.
* *
- No!
- Yes!
* *
Look how many, though, how high this one is.
How is he gonna get down?
- No!
* *
- Yeah!
- Oh, that's insane!
* *
[cheers and applause]
- Wow!
Bravo!
- That was amazing!
[soft music]
- All of you did a great job.
I was looking at each one of you.
And you were, like, dancing and doing everything
with a smile and concentration.
Oh, my God, it's amazing.
I want to see more.
- Thank you so much.
- Heidi?
- I love all of you.
You guys were incredible, how you climbed
on top of each other and you formed this star,
and no one is out of breath.
I don't know how this is possible.
What an amazing act.
Thank you so much, ma'am.
- Howie?
- When you did that four-man pyramid and you turned,
the ability to move that pyramid
at the same time was something that I have never seen before.
- Thank you, sir.
- I think tonight, you just raised the bar.
- Yes! - Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
- I am blown away by this act
because it was like a machine.
Every single part had to work together.
It was unbelievable.
And you lot are very brave.
OK, we're gonna vote.
Howie? - Yes.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Thank you, ma'am.
- Of course yes!
- I think you've got about 4,000 yeses.
- * Higher *
* Your love has set me free *
* It set me free *
* Higher, higher *
* Higher, I'm stronger now I'm free *
* I'm who I want to be *
- There's a lot of great talent in India.
- Yeah.
- Are you ready to do it again?
Did you put together a whole other deal
that's gonna blow our socks off like this one did?
- Yeah, this is like a trailer.
- * I'm so much stronger now *
- * Heaven knows *
- Gosh. I can't believe I'm here.
It's so surreal.
- * Shooting my shot *
* And I might just make it *
- Did you see how many people are lined up outside?
They all want to come on that stage.
- * Green lights, all night, turning up the heat *
- Are we ready?
[cheers and applause]
- * So, baby, dance with me *
* Dance with me, dance with me, dance *
- All right, here we go, folks.
Here we go.
- * Why don't we do our best *
* Baby, you'll dance with me, dance with me *
* Dance with me, dance with me instead *
- Well, look at you. - Hello.
You're so beautiful in person. My goodness.
- Thank you. What about them?
- Thank you. [laughter]
Well, tell us who you are, please.
- My name is Dani Carr.
- And where are you from, Dani?
- I am from all the way on the East Coast,
Statesville, North Carolina.
[cheers and applause]
- I'm guessing you're a singer.
- Yes, sir, a singer-songwriter.
- How long have you been doing this for?
- I have loved music ever since I was little,
ever since I was really young,
but I didn't get the courage to do it until I was 17,
so about six years ago.
- OK, OK.
And I'm curious, actually.
What do you think about the music business right now
for people like yourself?
- I feel like a lot of people have gotten away
from being real humans in music,
and I'm just here to do that and let people know
that we're still human, we're still us.
You know, it's not all robots doing it.
- And you're real, which is great.
- Thank you.
- OK, so you ready for this?
- We hope. [laughs]
- I mean, do you feel confident?
- When I was a little kid, I never thought
that I would even have the courage to sing
in front of one person.
And it's just-- it's so crazy to be here.
It's a dream come true.
[cheers and applause]
- OK, look. We are really rooting for you.
So we're all wishing you the best of luck.
And we're really looking forward to hearing you.
- Thank you so much.
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat guitar music]
* *
* You say that you don't think I'm pretty *
* I say too many words coming out of your mouth *
* You keep telling me that I'll never reach my dreams *
* Well, I see the scenes right now *
* Well, I've got the door, and I'm swinging it wide open *
* And you're gonna let *
* Yourself out *
[crowd booing]
- Uh, look.
I think you were really nervous.
And I could tell how important this is to you.
Let's try that again.
Did you bring another song with you?
- Yes, sir.
- OK, great.
Can I hear your second song as well, please?
- Yes, sir. Thank you. - Simon.
- Thank you. [cheers and applause]
Oh, thank you.
- Don't be nervous.
- [laughs nervously] Thank you.
[cheers and applause]
This is a little song called "November."
It's also one of mine.
[soft guitar music]
* *
* There's people out there, live every day *
* Not knowing how or why they came *
[cheers and applause]
* And I'll be honest *
* I'm just like that, I never read the book *
* But I know what my heart said *
[cheers and applause]
* And I talk to angels through strings *
* Heard 'em calling my name *
* But the only way I'll know I've done OK *
* Is if I get to where Petty went some day *
[cheers and applause]
* The only place that I felt the ghost *
* Was in a crowded hall with mostly broken people *
* *
* Singing the songs to get them through the day *
* That's the only place I've looked my soul *
* Dead in the face *
[cheers and applause]
* And I talk to angels through strings *
* *
* Heard 'em calling my name *
[cheers and applause]
* But the only way I'll know I've done OK *
* Is if I get to where Tom Petty went someday *
* *
* Hope I make it there someday *
* *
* I'll make it there someday *
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, my God. - That was pretty.
- That was beautiful. Whoo!
[Carrie Underwood's "Something in the Water"]
* *
- * Changed *
- Thank you.
- * And now I'm stronger *
- So beautiful.
- Thank you so much.
- You're amazing.
You remind me of, like, a Stevie Nicks.
- I hear a little Dolly.
I hear a little Miley.
- Oh, thank you. I love all of them.
- Yeah, thank you so much for being here.
You're wonderful.
- Thank you.
* *
- You sound amazing.
You feel so, like, real, like you said.
- Thank you so much.
[cheers and applause]
- I loved your songs.
I think you're a great writer, authentic.
And importantly, your voice is so distinctive.
And not only distinctive, you have a beautiful voice.
- Thank you. - Beautiful voice.
[cheers and applause]
You have one of my favorite voices this year.
- Thank you so much, Simon.
- Yeah, I really like you.
Howie?
- Yes.
[cheers and applause]
- Yes.
- Of course I'm gonna say yes to you.
[cheers and applause]
- You've now got four yeses.
Congratulations.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you so much.
- Whoo!
- * Got joy in my heart, angels on my side *
- Whoo!
- * Thank God Almighty, I saw the light *
- Very good. - It's the real deal.
- Yeah.
- I just feel like I'm in the clouds.
I don't even feel like I'm on the ground.
It's unbelievable.
- He's on fire!
- This season is nuts.
- Amazing to me. Spectacular.
- So elegant. So much grace.
[buzzer]
- [distorted voice] You didn't like my voice?
I'm going to curse you.
- Auditions for next season are officially open.
- This really is what the show is all about.
- Go to AGTauditions.com for your chance to perform
for the ultimate prize.
- Here we go. - OK, here we go.
- We've got good talent this season, don't you think it?
- Yeah, I wish we could go home and just watch us
do this at home from bed.
- You're a big fan of yours, aren't you?
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
[record scratch]
- Is that mustard in the front?
- An alien?
- Good evening.
- [distorted voice] Greetings.
- Greetings. [laughs]
- Who are you?
- I am Zeep Glorp from Xenon
in the Andromeda Galaxy.
- OK.
[laughter] Is that far away from here?
- It is incredibly far away for humans.
- And you are here at "AGT" because?
- I am a ventriloquist.
both: Ah. - Oh, wow.
- And you are a hot dog at the same time?
[laughter]
- Yes, the hot dog, I have determined,
is aesthetically pleasing to Americans.
That is why I have put this on.
Do you feel comfortable?
- Yes. - Yes.
- I love hot dogs too! - Actually, I am.
Weirdly, I'm very comfortable with his hot dog outfit.
- When it comes to this contest,
when it comes to "America's Got Talent,"
do you think you could be a wiener?
[laughter]
- Yes, I will win this competition easily.
- And then what?
Where do you want to go with all of this?
- Well, I learned that humanity was very sad.
They needed a message of hope.
- No, no, no, no.
I mean, what do you want to do with your act,
not with humanity.
Do you want to go to Vegas?
Do you want to go to the circus?
Where?
- Oh, my goal is to take
the American dollars and donate them to all in need.
- All right. - OK, go ahead with your act.
Thank you.
- I will now go get the star of the show.
Do not worry, humans.
There will be no probing.
- Pooping? - No what?
There's no pooping?
- Probing.
[ominous music]
* *
- [high pitched voice] Hello, "AGT."
[buzzer]
- Bad!
- I am Boots the Puppet!
- Hey!
- I said, hello, "AGT."
You say, hello, Boots.
[buzzer]
The world is really hard right now,
but I am here to share a message of positivity,
or as I like to say, peace-ativity.
[buzzer]
- No, I want to go with him!
- I have a message for each of the judges.
[crowd booing]
Heidi, you know you're not just a pretty face.
I'm gonna be clear--
[buzzer]
[cheers and applause]
- This is coming from someone that knows of ventriloquism.
You cannot say you're a ventriloquist
when you have a mask on.
[laughter]
- Simon.
Simon, please.
- Simon, what did you think?
- What do I think?
I think that is the worst act we have seen this year
on the show by a mile.
- Please, Simon.
- Everything about that was terrible.
Even your voice was annoying.
- Simon, you didn't like my voice?
I'm going to curse you.
You are cursed, Simon.
You didn't like my voice?
You are cursed, Simon.
[dramatic music]
- Oh, wow, wow.
Well, I--you know, I think that the humanity
wasn't ready for your answers, the things you had to say.
- What was that?
- Take me to your leader. - I will.
- Later.
Like--OK.
[ominous music]
- We are back!
And, listen, I've got to let you guys in on something.
Simon has lost his voice.
OK?
So we're trying to make it through here.
- My least favorite talent is a mime,
and now I'm working with one.
- I'm gonna defend you.
You want me to defend you when they--
we're going to fire you all.
[laughter]
- * A little less conversation *
* A little more action, please *
- Hello. What's your name?
- My name is Sweaty Eddie.
- Sweaty Eddie? - Yes.
[laughs] - Is that your real name?
What's your real name?
- Oh, well, Sweater Edward if you want to be formal,
but, uh, you can call me Sweaty Eddie.
[laughs]
- Sweater Edward.
- What do you do?
- I'm going to bring a very unique and special experience
to you this evening.
- Good luck.
- OK, I'm just gonna
make a little bit of a sandwich first.
I just-- [laughs]
- What's wrong with his arms?
- Those are not his fingers.
That's like some other finger.
Do you need help?
- [giggles]
[buzzer]
- Oh, man.
- All right.
- Is he gonna climb on that?
- [giggles]
[buzzer]
What is that?
[giggles]
- Simon?
You left Simon speechless, I have to say that.
- What do you think, Simon?
- [mouthing]
- He has nothing to say. - He has nothing to say.
- [giggles]
- What is your name? - I'm Steve Goodtime.
It's not a great time, but it's a good time.
- OK. - [laughs]
- What do you do, Steve Goodtime?
- I am a rock and roll circus performer.
- Let's see what you got.
- I am going to need a little bit of help for this, though.
So can we do a massive, massive round of applause
for Mama Goodtime coming out?
[cheers and applause]
- That's your mom?
- * I'm sailing away *
- Oh, no. - This might go--
- Oh, no.
- * On every shore *
- Don't try this at home.
- * Oh, Lord, I'll try *
* To carry on *
- Yeah!
- * They said, come sail away, come sail away *
* Come sail away with me *
* Come sail away, come sail away *
* Come sail away with me *
[tense music]
- Oh!
- I mean, it was like a fun mess.
- Story of my life. - But it's gonna be a no.
Sorry. - OK.
- For me, it's a no.
[crowd booing]
Simon, I know that you can't speak,
but what did you think?
- Wait, wait, little by little.
He says that you have amazing craftsmanship.
- Showmanship, showmanship.
- OK, stop. - It's OK.
Thanks a lot, guys.
- You were a good time!
- How ungrateful.
How ungrateful.
[upbeat music]
This is not me. This is Simon.
He says something about the Frank Sinatra pants.
[laughter]
- He really liked your song
and your face?
- And your voice.
[laughter]
Shh.
[laughter]
He's not saying anything important.
[laughter]
- Excuse me.
[laughs] I'm looking for a Simon.
Have you seen a Simon?
Simon, where--Simon?
- Simon?
So a little birdie told me you've been under the weather.
- Aw.
So I am your get-well singing telegram.
Are you ready?
- [laughs] Hit it.
[One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful"]
* You're insecure *
* Don't know what for *
* You're turning heads when you walk through the door *
* Everyone else in the room can see it *
* Everyone else but you *
* Baby, you light up my world like nobody else *
* The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed *
* But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell *
* You don't know, oh, oh, you don't know you're beautiful *
* Oh, oh *
* That's what makes you beautiful *
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
- Simon, um...
- He's saying that this is the best audition he's ever seen.
This year, this year.
- Thank you.
- I mean, I am guessing that my salary
is gonna go up this season because I
am also your translator.
- I was mesmerized.
- Dude, I don't know what happened, dude.
[laughter] - Yes!
- We're so happy you're here.
- Oh, no!
He's on fire!
- You guys ready to get down and have some fun?
- If you're not gonna talk, just go like this,
or you go like this.
You do this or like this.
- Cameras ready.
- I think we should make you little signs
that you can hold up.
- OK, here we go.
Grab your seats, please.
[cheers and applause]
- Hi. How are you?
- Hello! - It's so nice to meet you.
Oh, my goodness. - Nice to meet you too.
- I am Terry. What is your name?
- My name is Eseniia. - Eseniia.
And are these are your parents?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- I can't believe he can't speak.
- Who is going to be on the show tonight?
- Oh, she. - You!
- [laughs] - Yes!
- Oh, my goodness!
- Here we go. Ten seconds.
- Can I get a fist bump like this?
Boom!
[laughs]
- All right, here we go again.
- Let's go, Eseniia. Let's go outside.
Let's go.
[cheers and applause]
- Adorable.
- Hi.
[giggles]
- Who is this beautiful little girl?
- My name is Eseniia.
- Oh, my goodness.
- I'm seven years old.
- Wow. - No!
Can I see your beautiful hair?
Show me your hair.
Wow.
What are you doing here tonight at the AGT?
- I'm a dancer.
- Oh, my God, she's so cute.
- Eseniia, tell me a story.
Tell me a fun story about you dancing.
- Uh, when I was little, I--
- Oh, yeah, it was a long time ago, no?
Yeah. - [laughs]
[laughter]
- I sit in baby car, and I hear--
* Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo *
And I can move my leg.
I can move my head.
* Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo *
[laughter]
- She's adorable.
- Why are you so adorable?
- I don't know.
[laughter]
- Are you nervous?
Are you feeling nervous that you're here?
- A little.
- Do you watch us on TV sometimes?
- Yes.
- Who's your favorite judge?
- Mm.
[laughter]
- [whispering] Simon.
- Simon.
[cheers and applause]
- Wow.
- [mouthing]
- Are you ready to dance?
- Yeah! - OK, let's go.
- Yeah. - Go!
- Yeah!
[Bomba Estéreo's "Soy Yo"]
* *
- [singing in Spanish]
* *
- Wow!
* *
- Bravo!
[Meghan Trainor's "Better When I'm Dancin'"]
- Yeah!
Yes!
Oh!
- * Don't think about it *
* Just move your body *
* Listen to the music *
* Sing, oh, ey, oh *
* Just move those left feet *
* Go ahead, get crazy *
- Eseniia, I think you are a mini, mini star already.
- Thank you.
- I am so happy that you came tonight to "AGT"
because this is the place where you needed to be.
We're so happy you're here.
- Thank you!
- Who are you with? Is your mom here?
- Mommy and Daddy.
- Mommy and Daddy, they've got to be so proud.
- [giggles]
[cheers and applause]
- She's amazing.
And is that your teddy bear?
- It's my dog.
- You can hold it.
You want to hold it while we're talking to you?
- OK.
- * Yeah, yeah *
- What is his name?
- Linda.
- Linda, her name.
It's a girl.
- Yes.
[laughs]
- I think you are incredible.
I love your dance. I love your tricks.
What I love the most are your facial expressions.
- Thank you.
- You were in there. You're giving 100%.
- [giggles] Thank you.
[cheers and applause]
- Simon?
* *
Simon says that if you win it, you keep it.
[laughter]
That if you win it, you will get in it.
That if you win it-- what is it, then?
Ah, you're in it, you win it.
- She's in it to win it.
- He says that I think--
that we think you're gonna win tonight, that's what he said.
We're gonna vote.
I am gonna give you your first yes.
- Whoo! - Simon?
- Yes.
- Third yes.
- Four yeses!
* *
- Thank you!
* *
- Bye.
* *
- That was amazing. - She's a firecracker.
- You got four yeses.
Are you gonna come back and dance again?
both: Yeah! - Yeah!
- * Feel better when I'm, yeah, yeah *
- Are you guys ready for your next act?
[cheers and applause]
- Who's next? - There's a lot of chairs.
There's gonna be a sitting down choir.
- Do you think so?
- Oh, my God, is this like a big group of people?
- Maybe.
- Or maybe it's like "Flashdance" with the pshhh!
With the water, pshhh!
- OK, here we go, guys. Clearing stage, here we go.
- Simon, what do you think?
Too bad you can't speak today.
- Ah, yeah.
Does that mean that I'm enjoying this a little bit?
- [laughs]
- I want you guys to have fun on stage.
We are 64 dancers.
We travel all the way from France to be going on stage
in "America's Got Talent."
We dream a lot because the most famous artists
are from the U.S.
So we try to make something really beautiful and unique.
- We work a lot of hours of training together.
- Because this movement needs to be really precise.
- It's like we're family.
- Actually, a lot of them are like really--
- Really family. - Real family.
- Mother.
- Son, brother, sister.
Winning "America's Got Talent"
will change the life of everyone.
It will allow us to perform in Vegas.
- All of our dancers dream to be professional dancers.
- The group was created few years ago
by my brother Sadeck.
Normally, Sadeck would perform on stage with us,
but unfortunately, he cannot because he's sick.
- Our first job will be to make you proud.
- I'm with you.
- OK, brother.
[cheering]
We feel really, really blessed to be here.
So this one is a new piece that we create
just for "America's Got Talent."
And I hope it will allow us to reach the stars.
We are there to win.
- Yes.
[dramatic music]
* *
- Hello.
- Hello, hello, everyone. - Hello, Hello.
So tell us, what's your name and where are you from?
- My name is Jibril Maillot.
I'm 32 years old.
And I'm from France.
- Bonjour!
Welcome. - Bonjour, ca va?
- And what is your talent?
- I bring some friends.
And we are there to represent the new creation
of my brother Sadeck, who created this piece.
We call that Murmuration.
And we bring 65 dancers on stage.
- Ooh, that sounds very nice.
I don't think we've ever had anything like that before.
I'm very excited to meet all your friends.
Good luck to you. - Thank you.
Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
[cheers and applause]
- Look at all the people.
- Wow.
- It keeps going.
- There's a lot.
- 65.
- [speaking French]
[fingers snapping]
- Ooh.
- They're gonna be blindfolded?
- Ah.
[soft music]
* *
- Oh.
* *
- Wow.
* *
- Whoo! Yeah!
[cheers and applause]
* *
- Bravo!
[Sia's "Bird Set Free"]
- Murmuration!
[all chanting in French]
- Wow.
* *
- * Clipped wings, I was a broken thing *
* Had a voice, had a voice *
* But I could not sing *
* You would wind me down *
- All right!
- * I struggled on the ground, oh *
- Wow.
I mean, you guys were so amazingly in sync,
even though you couldn't see anything.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- And there's so many of you,
but it was so elegant with so much grace.
I thought it was fantastic.
- Thank you so much.
- Sofía, what did you think?
- I think that kind of synchronization, it's--
I mean, amazing to me.
It's spectacular.
- Thank you so much.
- At the beginning, it reminded me
of my Golden Buzzer last year, the Mayyas.
But you guys have your own style,
and I thought it was magnificent.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Well, I was mesmerized.
I find what you do hypnotic.
And I think it's very original.
And I find it almost more magnificent
when you get a large group of people,
and the movements are smaller but perfect.
- Yes. - You know?
It blew me away.
- Whoo!
- Even sitting here, you want to do something.
I want to do something.
- You can come with us. - [laughs]
- I just want to--
I want to--like, I don't know.
I want to--I want to--
I don't know.
- Oh! Oh!
[cheers and applause]
[suspenseful music]
* *
- * And I don't care if I sing off-key *
* I found myself in my melodies *
* I sing for love, I sing for me *
* I shout it out like a bird set free *
- Murmuration!
You just got the Golden Buzzer from Howie Mandel!
[cheers and applause]
They are headed straight to the live show!
- Ah, don't cry.
- Thank you so much.
Give it up one more time, y'all.
Murmuration!
- * I don't care if I sing off-key *
* I find myself in my melodies *
* I sing for love, I sing for me *
* I shout it out like a bird set free *
* No, I don't care if I sing off-key *
- Great job. Great job, everybody.
- Your dreams come true when you walk out.
And I'm really proud of everyone.
[chanting and cheering]
- You were just amazing.
You're mesmerizing. You're original.
You just moved me.
- Thank you so much!
[cheers and applause]
- OK, here we go, guys. Clearing stage.
- It's a tough act to follow.
- Exciting things here tonight, everyone!
- So what do you guys do?
- I'm a comedian. - Yeah, me too.
- Oh, my God.
That's hysterical. - Are you a comedian too?
- I am. - Oh.
- Audience, are we ready for our next act?
[upbeat music]
- Hi. How are you?
- I'm good. Thank you.
- What is your name?
My name is Charles.
And I'm here to do some stand-up comedy.
[cheers and applause]
- Bravo. How old are you?
- I'm 29.
- How long have you been a comedian?
- You know, I still have a day job and stuff,
but I've been doing it for ten whole years.
- What is that day job that you do?
- I'm a yo-yo salesmen.
- A what?
[laughter]
- I sell yo-yos.
- It's not very popular anymore.
- Yeah, the boom's over.
Um...
[laughter]
If anyone needs a yo-yo.
[laughter]
- OK, let's see what you've got tonight.
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
Thanks, guys.
I like to gamble a lot, and so I take the bus.
What happened to me recently-- you guys know how, like,
the front of a bus has those racks to put your--
it's like for when you want to ride your bike
but also give up.
[laughter]
The other day, I put my bike on the bus,
and then I got on the bus,
but then I forgot about my bike.
But I tried to get that bike back.
And the bus company, they didn't care.
You know what I mean?
But don't worry because I still got my vengeance.
Fast forward a little while,
I ended up having this old rusted bicycle
that was now garbage.
So what I did, I put the bike on the bus
and then I got on the bus.
And then, I got the heck off the bus.
[buzzer]
[crowd booing]
I don't know if you're booing me or Simon, honestly.
I don't know.
[crowd booing]
Hey, it's OK. I got one more joke.
[buzzer]
[Foghat's "Slow Ride"]
- Thank you. - Thank you very much, OK.
- Thank you, Charles.
- Where are you from?
- I'm from Canada.
He paved the way for me to have that set.
- Credit where credit is due.
* *
- Heidi, what did you think?
- Well, when you're not doing a comedy bit,
I think you're funnier.
[laughter]
- Is there an award for that, or...
- We're gonna vote.
Simon?
- I'm afraid it's a no. - Me?
No. Heidi?
- It's a no from me too. Sorry.
- And Howie? - Yo-yo, no.
- OK, you might see me again still.
Thank you.
* *
- You ready? - Am I ready?
Yes, all right. - It's time, it's time.
Here we go.
- He's been doing it for ten years.
- Yeah, but-- - He just needs one more year.
- [laughs]
- One more year, and I think he's got it.
* *
- Welcome, welcome, welcome. - Thank you for having me.
- Who are you, and where are you from?
- My name is Maureen Langan.
I live in Manhattan,
but I grew up in Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey,
where there is no lake.
- Tell us, what will you be doing for us today?
- I am a stand-up comedian.
[cheers and applause]
- What got you into comedy?
- Well, I say a gift from God, but really...
it's--you grow up in a big Irish Catholic family
with five siblings, you're always taking the crap
out of each other, and it's just part of a natural wit.
I think. You'll see.
[laughter]
- OK, the stage is yours.
Have fun. - Thank you.
- And hopefully, we have some fun with you.
- Whoo!
I don't want to hate people. They make me hate them.
I'm all about love.
You feel that immediately with me.
But I was on the airplane coming here.
A woman in the seat behind me, she gets up,
and she starts spritzing cinnamon.
I go, "Lady, what are you doing?"
She goes, "Well, it's natural."
I go, "So is my butt,
but I'm not putting it in your face."
[laughter]
I didn't want to hate her. She made me hate her.
Do you see what's happening there?
- Yes. - I'm a victim.
I had a car accident recently. I'm all right, don't worry.
Young guy, stoned out of his mind,
on his cell phone, music blaring,
looked a lot like you.
Gets out of his car--you know, with the man bun?
"Dude, I don't know what happened, dude."
I'm like, "Oh, what happened is, in 1999,
your mother forgot her birth control."
- Oh!
- That's what happened, dude.
But wait a minute.
I didn't want to say that. He made me say it.
I was a victim. I was victimized.
OK, so truth be told, I am at that age,
post-period, pre-death.
That's my age range. Here it is.
I don't want to be a cougar. Absolutely not.
I don't need some young hot guy named Chad
touching my belly fat, going, "Ooh, what's this?"
What's this? This is rage.
Rage.
Covered by affordable treats and wine from Trader Joe's.
That's what this is.
We're not going here, baby.
Yeah.
Yes.
You know what I want? This is what I want.
I want a guy around 86 years old,
where I am the hottest thing between him and death.
He can't believe he got me because he knows
he'll never get anyone better till the day he...dies.
And he's not looking over his shoulder
for somebody younger and hotter.
You know why? He has arthritis in his neck.
He can't move his neck.
And he sees none of my flaws.
He sees no cellulite, belly fat, varicose veins.
Why? Cataracts.
And you know what? Let me tell you something.
I love him.
And I look into his milky white eyes,
and I say, "I love you!"
Because he's hard of hearing, and I want him to know
because I'm all about love.
Thanks, you guys. I'm Maureen Langan.
Thank you.
- * I love rock and roll *
* So put another dime in the jukebox, baby *
- Thank you.
- * Come and take your time and dance with me *
- Thank you. That means a lot, you guys.
Thank you so much. - You're funny, Maureen.
It's the timing.
You just have this really good timing,
and your voice, and how you just bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
You just have the next one coming and the next one coming.
I mean, I was laughing a lot.
So were you, so were you.
[cheers and applause]
Were you laughing, Simon?
- So funny, so fearless. That's what Simon says.
- * I love rock and roll *
* So put another dime in the jukebox, baby *
- What about you, Sofía?
- It was fascinating.
Your energy, the way that you control the stage.
You didn't miss one beat. You know your material.
- She has, like, the body for it too.
- She was so comfortable. - Yeah.
- You feel like you need to be, like, on a TV show.
- Actually...
- Yes.
- You have a voice where we can hear you,
and we can hear your rhythm, and we can hear your attitude.
And we love it, and we connect with it.
I think people not only are gonna love you.
They will imitate you. They'll want to see you.
You have catchphrases. - Yes.
- You have everything in that arsenal
that a great comedian needs.
You are ready to explode.
- Thank you.
- I wanted to love you, and I did love you.
- More women in comedy!
- Let's vote.
I'm gonna give you your first yes.
You were fantastic. Howie?
- Second yes. - Sofía?
- I think people are gonna love you.
Yes. - Simon?
- Yes. - Four yeses!
* *
- More of that!
- Yeah! - Whoo!
* *
- Super funny.
- She really nailed it.
- I love when funny works.
- You were fantastic.
- Ah, just touches your soul. I mean, you know.
- Oh, my God, you could literally drop your mic.
- Bam! - The people were all over you.
- [vocalizing]
- So original, so much fun.
[dramatic music]
- Agh!
- What's the prognosis?
How much longer till you can speak?
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi, what is your name? - Hi, nice to meet you.
I'm Anna DeGuzman. - Anna.
- Yes.
I grew up in a small town
outside of New York called New Jersey.
- What are you gonna be doing here on "AGT"?
- I'm gonna be doing magic. - Wow.
- I would love to do a show in Vegas
because there's actually never been
a female headlining magician on the Strip.
- Yes, they are normal everyday cards.
- Who would you say was your biggest influence?
- Shin Lim, actually.
I used to watch his YouTube videos
when I was getting started.
He set the bar really high,
so hopefully I can represent.
I'm going on soon, and I'm a little nervous.
- My mom is the stereotypical Filipino mom
that wanted me to be a nurse.
You know, she has her hesitations about magic,
but this is a real career.
So performing on the biggest stage on Earth
and winning would give her that reassurance
that I'm going to be just fine, I've made it.
I made it on "America's Got Talent,"
and I can make it anywhere.
- Let's make it happen, Anna. I'm with you.
* *
- Good evening. How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- Are you super nervous?
- A little, but excited nervous.
I really care about this.
- And who are you? What is your name?
- My name is Anna DeGuzman.
- And what do you do, Anna?
- I do magic. - Magic?
- Wow.
- How is it that there's not many women that are magicians,
that like to do magic?
- I know. I'm one of the few.
And I hope to inspire more girls tonight.
- I wanna be like her when I grow up.
- How long have you been doing this?
- I've been doing it for around like five or six years,
but I feel like my whole life,
magical things happen all the time.
- And how old are you?
- I'm 24 now.
- You're a baby.
- Ah, thank you.
- And Simon can't talk tonight, but I'm sure he's going
to want to ask you if you have any pets.
- I've never had a pet because I moved around a lot.
But hopefully if I win, I would love to get a dog
that I want to put in the act.
- Oh, fantastic.
OK, we're ready for you, and we're so excited
that you came tonight to "AGT."
- Thank you for having me.
Let's go.
[soft music]
Judges, may I join you up at your desk?
- Of course.
[cheers and applause]
* *
- My biggest fear is falling down those stairs.
Hi.
I have a gift for this cutie right here.
Sofía, could you hold on to that for me?
[laughter]
Put it away. Put it away.
- Here? - Anywhere safe.
Yeah, somewhere I can't get to it.
Yeah, right there. I'll never touch it, I promise.
Now, growing up as an only child with a single mother,
I spent a lot of time alone learning
how to entertain myself.
When I found my first deck of cards...
* *
I was instantly captivated by the magic
they seem to possess.
I became obsessed with this thing called cardistry.
* *
It's the manipulation of playing cards.
- Whoa!
- What the heck?
* *
- Simon, can you shuffle these cards as good as I do?
[laughter]
Don't worry.
I didn't expect you to, but do your best.
[laughter]
- Now, I know you've seen a ton of great magic
here on this stage before, so I wanted to create something
special just for America
where I don't even touch the cards.
But before I do that, Simon, I'll take these back.
Good.
One more?
[laughter]
Ooh, fancy.
Howie, I'm gonna riffle through the side of the cards.
Just say stop whenever it feels right to you.
- Stop.
- Lock the card in your brain. - OK.
- Memorize it. - I got it.
* *
- Now, the reason I had you shuffle, Simon,
is because a lot of people think
my shuffling is suspicious,
even though I think it's pretty fair.
You can actually see each card one by one.
* *
[audience exclaiming]
* *
- Wow.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Howie? - What?
Wow. - Ooh.
* *
- What was the card?
- Two of spades.
- The two of spades!
- What? - Whoa.
- That was incredible. - Wait.
Heidi? - Yes?
- I want you to think of a number between 1 and 52.
You can say the number out loud.
- Ten. - Ten.
[laughter]
Pshh. - [laughs]
- Sofía, you've been holding on to these cards
before we even started.
- I have.
They have a plastic on it.
[laughter]
- Go ahead and take the cards carefully out of the box.
Sofía, Heidi was thinking of the number ten.
Deal down ten cards for us.
One--face up, two, and we'll all count together.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Now show everybody the two of spades!
That's so nice! - Oh!
- Show it to everyone!
That's right, the two of spades!
- * Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold *
- I did not think it was gonna work!
["B.o.B's "Magic"]
I thought I messed that one up!
But everything's fine. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
* *
I honestly didn't think it was gonna work at the end,
so I fooled myself.
- There's nothing more exciting
when the magician amazes themselves.
[laughter]
- Well, hopefully, I amazed all of you as well.
- Can I just say something?
You are real.
The fact that you were so nervous and not slick
added to what we were doing.
It was the most adorable, fun, magical thing
I have seen so far this season.
[cheers and applause]
- Heidi, what did you think?
- I agree with Howie.
You're totally a breath of fresh air.
You showed us some magic that I have not seen before.
- And apparently, neither has she.
- And you have a million dollar smile on that face.
- Thanks.
- So Simon thinks you're annoying...
- [laughs]
- Likeable, brilliant.
- [squeals]
- Anna, we're gonna start voting.
Simon?
- Yes. - Howie?
- Yes! - Heidi?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Yeah! - Bravo!
* *
- Thank you! Thank you so much.
- * Magic, magic, magic, ooh *
- Oh, my God! - Anna, Anna!
Come here, come here, come here.
- [screaming] Oh, my God!
- She saw the card, the two of spades.
And more than the audience, she went, wow!
[laughter]
- * I got the magic in me *
- Hey, I see you have a cube.
- Yes. Have a sit.
- How fast are you?
- I do it in like 20 seconds.
- I'm like 25 seconds, 30 seconds.
- Ah, so cool. Can I see yours?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I love the noise that it does, like the--
- Little click. - The little--yeah.
Oh, I love it.
- Want to race?
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
- Done. - Ah!
- OK, here we go. Grab your seats, folks.
Grab your seats. Here we go.
[cheers and applause]
- Hello. - Hello.
- You're very beautiful. Who are you?
- Thank you so much. - I'm Nina.
I'm from Brazil, and I'm 18. - Wow.
- Oh, bravo. - Ah, Brazil.
- Nina, why "AGT"?
- Because it's, like, the biggest stage in the world.
Always been my dream. - Aww.
- So happy that you're here tonight.
- And what do you do? What is your talent?
- I sing.
And I'm going to solve some cube for you guys.
- OK, go ahead. Show us.
- So I'm gonna try to do them as fast as I can.
But I do better with some music,
so can I have some music, please?
- * Ever wonder about what he's doing *
* How it all turned to lies? *
[P!nk's "Try"]
* Sometimes I think that it's better *
- She did it.
* Are you just getting *
* By? *
* *
* And just because it burns doesn't mean *
* You're gonna die *
* You've got to get up and try, try, try *
* Got to get up and try, try, try *
* You've got to get up and try, try *
* Try *
- Yeah!
Yeah!
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you.
Oh, my God, whew.
- Thank you, Nina.
Beautiful.
Howie, what did you think? - I think it's amazing.
A lot of people have mixed two different skills together.
I've never-- I can't even imagine mixing
those two skills together.
That's so original, so much fun.
You are a beautiful young lady with a beautiful voice
and amazing crazy skill.
- Oh, my gosh, that means the world.
Thank you.
- Simon says he thinks that you're
so talented, so likable.
- Oh, my gosh.
- OK, we're gonna vote.
Simon?
- Thank you. - Howie?
- You have two yeses. - Thank you.
- Third yes from me.
- Four yeses.
- Thank you so much.
* *
Thank you, bye.
- Bye. - Bye, Nina.
Wow. - Wow.
- That was great.
Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Congratulations. Go celebrate.
- Oh, yeah, thank you so much.
- Okay, here we go.
[cheers and applause]
- Hi!
- Hello. How are you?
- I'm well. How are you guys?
- We're good. What is your name?
- My name is Thomas Vu.
I am 35 years old, from Orange County, California.
[cheers and applause]
- Why "AGT," Thomas?
- I came to show you guys a really cool way
to solve a Rubik's Cube.
both: Oh! - [laughs]
- Do you think you can win "AGT" with your little cube?
[laughter]
That sounded weird, but, no, can you--
[laughter]
- I might have a shot.
- Why did you start doing Rubik's Cubes?
- It was actually just for fun.
I was at work one day. I saw my friend doing it.
I was like, "Hey, can you teach me?"
And then it was an obsession ever since.
- How fast can you do it?
- I can solve it in under 30 seconds.
- What? - Not bad.
- Oh, wow, OK. - Can you sing?
[laughter]
- Thankfully, I cannot sing.
- So are you gonna do it tonight in 30 seconds?
- Yeah, yeah, I'll show you guys.
I'm gonna go finish getting ready.
In the meantime, I'd love for Terry to scramble the cube.
- Do you need to change for that?
- It's a slight adjustment.
Be right back.
[cheers and applause]
- What could he possibly change into right now?
[tense music]
- I always wanted to do this.
This is crazy.
* *
- Thank you, sir.
- All right.
[audience exclaiming]
- Oh, my goodness.
- Agh!
- Why?
* *
- He's on fire!
- Agh!
I can't take it.
* *
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
- His clothes are burning.
* *
Oh, no!
No!
- Hurry!
- This is not good.
* *
[Jon Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory"]
- * Shot down in a blaze of glory *
* *
- Do not try this at home, ever.
* *
- It's still on.
It's still on.
* *
- You're still, uh, simmering.
* *
- How was that?
[laughter]
- That was unbelievable.
- Can I make a suggestion?
- Yeah.
- Just sing.
[laughter]
It's so scary.
It made us look at each other, going, oh, my God,
something's gonna go wrong.
But you survived, and that is amazing.
[cheers and applause]
- Heidi?
- Like you, I mean, I couldn't look way.
It was crazy.
I mean, you really are fearless.
- Simon says he thought that it was going badly
and that something was gonna happen wrong,
but it made it a big surprise.
[cheers and applause]
He's saying, I'm going to give you the first yes.
[cheers and applause]
So I guess we started to vote.
Howie?
- My vote is yes.
- Well, I was scared.
It's gonna have to be a no from me.
- Aww.
I mean, how can you say no to a man that sets himself
on fire doing a Rubik's Cube?
Third yes from me.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you.
- Congratulations.
You've got three yeses.
- Oh, my God!
It's still on.
- Wow, wow, man.
That was incredible.
First of all, dude, you actually smell good.
It's like marshmallows. - It's marshmallows.
A s'more. - I'm like, this is wonderful.
Smores. - Yeah.
- You're like smores.
Dude, that was absolutely insane.
Look at that, guys.
Check out. The clothes are really burnt.
This is nuts.
- That looked crazy, you know? I mean--
- Not really.
- Really? - No.
- That wasn't crazy to you?
- What's it like growing up in Colombia
if that doesn't look crazy to you?
- [laughs]
[dramatic rock music]
* *