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What's up, Pops?

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Hey, let me ask y'all something.

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If you were a science teacher,
would you be more impressed

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with a potato that could
turn on a light bulb

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or a plant grown
in artificial light?

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[Malik & Lisa] hmm

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Does Mrs. Payne know
you're trying to impress

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the science teacher?
Because I don't think

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she'll appreciate that,
but I ain't gonna tell her

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'cause that's
grown folks' business.

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Okay. I don't know what
worries me more, the fact that

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you think my dad is cheating
with a science teacher

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or the fact that you
would cover up for him.

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What did y'all buy
at the grocery store,

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two jars of stupid?

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The twins have
a science project.

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I'm trying to pick
which one they're going to do.

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Why are you doing their project?

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Because I want them to get A's.

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And if I don't help them,
they're not gonna do that.

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You don't know that.

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I raised this boy. I'm not going
to make the same mistake twice.

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What?

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What's wrong with me?

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I'll tell you, but you might

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want to put those groceries
down.

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-It might take a while.
-[laughs]

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No, I'm just kidding with you.

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I just want the twins to
challenge themselves,

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-that's all.
-But if it's their project,

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don't you think they should
pick what they wanna do?

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I mean, you've been
a little controlling.

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Volcanos!

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Hayden, Jayden, come down!
Let me tell you what

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you're gonna do
for your science project!

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-What was that you said?
-You're being controlling.

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Yeah, I'm-I'ma agree with her.

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[music]

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[birds chirping]

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[plane flying overhead]

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[sirens wailing]
[horns honking]

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[fireworks whistling,
bursting]

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[siren wailing]

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Ella!

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[Ella]<i> Yes?</i>

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Ella!

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What has gotten into you?
What, baby?

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Baby, where are my keys?

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I did not touch your keys.

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Then where'd they go?

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How am I supposed to know, baby?

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'Cause you always moving stuff.

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It's called cleaning.

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If you helped out with it every
once in a while,

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you may be able
to track your little things.

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Really?

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Victim blaming, Ella?

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Shame on you.

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Baby, where do you
need to go anyway?

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What? I gotta go
get my hair cut.

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And I don't wanna be late
for my appointment

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and lose it with Joe.

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Then go to another barber.

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Put this beautiful crown of hair
in the hands of another barber?

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Okay.

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Now, Ella, you know nobody
touches this head but Joe!

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-Period.
-Okay, but Curtis what--

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I don't know where your keys
are, baby.

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-Hey, hey, family.
-Hey, baby.

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Thanks for letting me
use your car, Pop.

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You know what?
Hey, baby.

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When did I let you
borrow my car?

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You gave me the keys last night.
Remember, mine's in the shop?

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That's no excuse for you not to
tell me, Calvin.

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-What exactly did I do wrong?
-[Ella] Chuckles

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Don't get smart with me, boy.

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Pops, why are you so angry?

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Oh, okay.

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You see what he doing?

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He got that from you!

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Flippin' this thing, trying
to make it my fault!

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Okay, baby, if you gave him
the keys and you forgot,

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how is it not your fault?

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Still victim blaming, huh?

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-Okay.
-Do you know what? I'm sorry.

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For what?

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For borrowing the car that
you told me I could borrow.

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[laughing]

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Well, don't do it again.

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Okay?

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Don't think you're so grown,
I can't put my hands on you.

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And I know there better be some
gas in my vehicle.

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It was empty when
you gave it to me.

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There you go.

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Now he victim blaming.
Good job.

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-Good job.
-Okay, baby.

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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
[clears throat]

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[Ella laughs]

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[laughs]

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-Hey, baby.
-Hey, Dad.

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So did the twins finish their
science project?

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-They sure did.
-Okay. Where is it?

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It's right over there.

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Where?

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It's right there on the table.

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What is that?

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It's a volcano.

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It is?

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That's what
Hayden and Jayden said.

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Well, where's the lava?

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I mean, where's the smoke?

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They told me they didn't
want to use any effects.

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Did you ask?

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Yes, I asked. And they said they
like it just the way it is.

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Far be it from me to tell an
artist how to do their work.

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Well, as a big sister,
you have an obligation

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to let them know that
their work is trash.

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Dad, come on.

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Don't you think you're putting a
little too much on this?

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They didn't even say what kind
of volcano it is.

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Is it shield?
Is it composite?

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I have no idea.

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That's 'cause they didn't--
They didn't put a plaque on it.

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Wait, a plaque?

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Yeah. It needs a gold plaque,
so that, you know,

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to tell everyone what it is.

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They can't just write it on an
index card and call it a day?

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You always did have a problem
with cutting corners.

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They're in elementary school.
It ain't that serious.

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It's school!
It's their future!

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Today it's a science project,
tomorrow they're getting

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arrested for cheating
their way into college.

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Actually, tomorrow they're still
gonna be in elementary school.

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The only time they're gonna be
caught cheating

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is during duck, duck, goose.

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You'll understand one day when
you have children of your own

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and you want the best for them.

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Yeah.

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I'm always gonna want the best
for my kids.

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And what you gonna do when
they don't want the best

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for themselves?

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I don't know what I would do,
but...

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I'd probably talk
to them about it.

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Have you ever tried to talk
to a child about the future?

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It's like trying to explain that
Santa Claus goes to every house

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in one night. They don't get it.
You gotta fill in the gaps.

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What are you even sayin'?

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I don't know.
Just get my power tools,

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so I can fix this thing up.

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Wait. You gonna do
their work for them?

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No, no, no. I'm just gonna...
polish up, you know,

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their effort a little bit.

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-Jazz it up.
-All right.

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[phone ringing]

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Hey, what's up, Cuzzo?

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-What?
-What's wrong?

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Uncle Curtis was
in a car accident.

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Is he okay?

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Is he okay?

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Yeah, uh, Aunt Ella's at the
hospital with him right now.

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Yeah. I'm-I'll be right over.
I'ma--I'ma go over to the house.

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Um, do me a favor.
Watch the twins for me.

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[music]

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Man, I hope Pops is all right.

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Yeah. Well, Mrs. Payne
said to stay here

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and she'd bring him home,
so he can't be hurt too badly.

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True. I mean,
if it was real serious,

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they wouldn't let him
leave the hospital.

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My cousin got in a car accident
last week,

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and they wouldn't let him
leave the hospital.

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Baby, no. They-they were holding
him for the police.

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Yeah. The only accident
he got into

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was after he stole
the ambulance.

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't what I would do
if something happened

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to Uncle Curtis. Man, I know
he's a cranky old man

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and yells a lot,
but that's my dude.

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Mr. Curtis does have a bad
temper and can be so impatient,

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but... I like to think
of him as a pineapple.

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A pineapple?

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Yeah. He's got, like,
a tough, prickly outside,

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but on the inside,
he's really sweet.

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How? The only sweet thing
he's ever done for me

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was give me flowers.

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But that is sweet, Lisa.

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He took them off of a grave
of a dead man.

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Smitty Williams.

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Unc told me about that one.

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He don't play
when it come to his dinero.

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They're here!

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[Ella] Just take your time.
Here, Calvin.

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Take your time now.

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Watch your step.

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Just watch your step, baby.

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Hey, Mr. Payne.
How are you feeling?

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Hey. I don't know.
I guess I'm okay.

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-Come on.
-Just a little woozy is all.

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Come over here and have a seat.

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The doctor says that he is
suffering from a concussion.

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But the MRIs and the CT scans,

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they all say that
he didn't have major damage.

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What happened?
How'd you get hurt?

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You know what?
I really can't recall. I...

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I know I swerved trying
to miss a car

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that had drifted into my lane.

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And I guess, apparently,
I hit a tree.

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Praise God you are okay.
You had me so worried.

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We were all worried about you,
Mr. Payne.

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Oh. Thank you.
That is so kind of you.

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That's so kind of you all.

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But if you can help me
with something...

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Why did you bring me here?

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And who are you people?

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[music]

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What do you mean,
who are you people?

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Well, I mean, I don't wanna be
in your home and be rude.

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Oh.

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Well, hello, young man.

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Apparently, I'm Curtis Payne.
And you would be?

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Calvin. I'm your son.

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You my boy?

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Wow!

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I guess I got some handsome DNA
to have a fine,

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handsome fella like you
for a son.

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Wait a minute. If you didn't
know who Aunt Ella was,

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why did you get
in the car with her?

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I mean, look at her.
A fine, little foxy thing

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wanted to bring you home
from the hospital

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and take care of you,
what man would say no?

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Ooh, I'm sorry. I didn't get
your name, sweetheart.

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Wait... You don't know who I am?
And we've been married

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for over 30 years and
you don't remember me?

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Now, wait a minute. You mean to
tell me we're already married?

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-Curtis.
-Wow.

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How'd I get a beautiful,
little foxy thing like you?

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I'm Laura.

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-Oh, Laura.
-Mr. Payne.

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-Hello, Laura.
-Hey.

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I'm Calvin's fiancée.

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I guess we both
have trophy wives.

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Now, I'm sorry.
Who are you?

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-I'm C.J.
-C.J.

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-Okay. Do I know you?
-I'm your nephew.

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Wow, I have a nephew?
Oh, man. Well, tell me.

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Was I a good uncle to you?

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I mean, did I, like,
take you fishing

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and tell you about the girls?

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No. Never. But you did
throw me in a lake once

250
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,893
and teach me how to swim.

251
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,961
Wow.

252
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,798
That's pretty mean of me.

253
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,901
Well, did you learn how to swim?

254
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,437
Either that or drown.

255
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,473
Well, I guess I accomplished
the goal, right?

256
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,942
Well, I'll tell you what,
nephew, if you ever need

257
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:55,313
some advice on women,
you come and talk to your uncle.

258
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,716
Because apparently,
I know what I'm talking about.

259
00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:02,187
Curtis, you have never
been this flattering.

260
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,423
I'm sorry. What's her name?
What's her name again?

261
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:07,692
Ella.

262
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:11,162
Uncle Curtis, I'm Malik.
I'm C.J.'s son.

263
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:15,100
Oh, oh. Okay.
Okay, you're C.J.'s.

264
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,801
-My nephew?
-Yeah.

265
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,336
Okay, then you're my nephew too?

266
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,271
And...

267
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,173
And wh-wha?

268
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,776
-And I'm Lisa.
-Lisa.

269
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,644
Why won't you introduce
the mother of your child?

270
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,314
-I'm sorry...
-Hmm?

271
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,183
Wow. Another beautiful wife.

272
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,719
Well, we know how to pick them,
don't we?

273
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:39,324
Um, okay, so I guess,
if I'm married to--

274
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,793
-[All] Ella.
-Ella.

275
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,830
Then I guess I live here too?

276
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,633
-Yes.
-You do.

277
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,135
This is home.

278
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,370
Wow. Well, then, I mean, can
I get you something to drink

279
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:56,007
or something?
I don't wanna be a rude host.

280
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,676
Pops, we're fine.
What can we do for you?

281
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,345
Oh, nothing.

282
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,680
I mean, I'm fine, too.

283
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,516
I'll tell you what, I am...

284
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,851
I'm a little tired
from the long ride.

285
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,054
I guess, from the hospital.
Um...

286
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,258
If you could just tell me
where the restrooms are,

287
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,994
I need to use the restroom.

288
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,697
That's crazy what happened
to Uncle Curtis.

289
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,833
-Yea, I know, right?
-Yeah. I can't believe

290
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:24,903
he lost his memory.
You think it'll ever come back?

291
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,072
Girl, he'll be fine.
He always is.

292
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,874
I don't know.

293
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,510
At least it's not too serious.

294
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:35,513
I don't know if I'd call amnesia
not serious. I mean,

295
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:38,249
it's gotta be pretty hard not
remembering the ones you love.

296
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,718
Well, at least Uncle Curtis
seems nicer.

297
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:43,788
You know Uncle Curtis
ain't never been nice.

298
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:47,125
He's usually snapping at people,
but he seemed real calm

299
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,494
and you know, even-tempered
since the accident.

300
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,830
Yeah, I mean,
it's a complete 180.

301
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,032
I mean, the last time I saw him,
he was yelling at a kid

302
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,034
in church for talking too loud.

303
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,603
Well, it is rude
to talk in church.

304
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,706
Baby, the kid was praying.

305
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:04,709
He had no soft spot for a child.

306
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:09,714
Kids! Oh! I gotta finish
the twins' science project.

307
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,217
-Where's my tools?
-Here we go.

308
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:16,154
Wh-why is he doing Hayden's
and Jayden's science project?

309
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,289
You've been in this
family long enough.

310
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,159
Does anything make sense?

311
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:40,144
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312
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,276
What's going on, Dad?

313
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,477
What's up, Malik?

314
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,912
Where's your little brother
and sister?

315
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,981
They're outside playing,
instead of being in here

316
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,518
doing their science project.

317
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,821
They would've just
gotten in my way.

318
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:26,691
Dad, don't you think
this is a little excessive?

319
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,294
Shh.

320
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,396
Check this out.

321
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,407
[C.J.]<i> Since the beginning of</i>
<i> time, man and beast</i>

322
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:47,045
<i> have trembled in fear</i>
<i> of the fury of the volcano.</i>

323
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:51,449
<i> Ancient man thought they</i>
<i> were the wrath of the gods.</i>

324
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:55,586
Wow. Good job doing your
children's science project, Dad.

325
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,724
That's dope, right?

326
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,092
Yeah, yeah. Sure.

327
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,894
What y'all say?
That's-that's lit? That's lit?

328
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,329
-Nah.
-We don't say that.

329
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,064
-We don't day that anymore.
-That was never a thing,

330
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,000
honestly. No, Dad.

331
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,535
-[music]
-It look good though.

332
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,536
-Good job.
-Good job.

333
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,603
[Jazmine] Alright.

334
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,741
And this is when you took me
and mom to Sea World.

335
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,043
Ah, Sea World. Okay.

336
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,446
What-what?
Why are there so many leaves

337
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,614
and branches in the picture?

338
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,984
Oh, well, you didn't
want to pay for tickets,

339
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:31,222
so we sat in a tree
that overlooked the park.

340
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,491
Why would I do
something like that?

341
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,026
Well, you said it
was the same show,

342
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,462
which turned out to be true.
I mean, it wasn't so bad as

343
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,297
long as you had binoculars

344
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,099
and good balance.

345
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,802
Oh, wow.

346
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,738
Well, I'll tell you what,
I think

347
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,907
we need to take
a real family vacation.

348
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,876
That's what I think.

349
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,145
Okay. It'd be a nice
and a fun way for me

350
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,314
to get to know everybody again.

351
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,083
-That sounds like a lot of fun.
-Great.

352
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,253
Baby, do we have enough money
to take a vacation right now?

353
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,989
Huh? What? Excuse me?

354
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,760
-What?
-Oh my Lord, don't be rude now.

355
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:13,231
Now, I'm--this trip is on me.
You're not spending your money.

356
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,298
-Oh, oh, oh.

357
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,500
-[Laura] Okay.
-Well, thank you, Pops.

358
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,934
Well, let me know when
you wanna go

359
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,569
and I'll take some
time off work.

360
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,406
Okay, son. Okay, that's great!
But I'll tell you what,

361
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,241
I'll talk to, um...

362
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,180
What's her name? The-the
little older, foxy lady?

363
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,816
-Ella.
-The one I'm married to. Ella?

364
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:35,453
Okay. I'm gonna go talk to Ella.

365
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,890
And set everything up.

366
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,992
-Okay?
-Okay.

367
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:41,993
Get set.

368
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:45,063
Okay, son.

369
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,432
Beautiful people.
[laughs]

370
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,000
-Oh, hey, Ella!
-Hi, baby.

371
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,868
Yeah, I was just talking to our
son about taking a vacation.

372
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,337
Curtis! Wait a minute.
I spilled some water right here.

373
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,672
-Oh.
-[Ella] Wait a minute!

374
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:58,109
Okay. Well, thank you for the
warning, Ella. [laughs]

375
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,710
Yeah, I was just telling Calvin

376
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,879
that we should
take a real vacation,

377
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,316
and that way it would be
fu--[screams]

378
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:09,320
Curtis! Calvin! Curtis,
just wait, wait, wait, baby.

379
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,288
Don't move.

380
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,191
Cal-Calvin!

381
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,394
Curtis.

382
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,397
Curtis, open your eyes, baby.

383
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,933
Just open them.

384
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,203
-Hey, Pop. How are you feeling?
-[screaming]

385
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:29,373
I feel like I slipped and hit my
head on the damn floor.

386
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,809
How the hell you think I feel?

387
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:36,881
And who the hell put me on here
with my shoes on the sofa?

388
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,549
Me. Why?

389
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:42,687
Calvin, what you trying to get
me to scuff up all my furniture?

390
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,889
I'm sorry, Pop. I panicked.

391
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,725
Wait, wait. Wait a second.

392
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,729
Who am I?

393
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,432
Laura.

394
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,502
You don't know who
the hell you are?

395
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,838
Oh, I know who I am.
And who--

396
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,273
I told you she was crazy.

397
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,109
Where is it?

398
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,677
Is this?

399
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:11,449
That's Floyd. And he got on
my best damn jacket.

400
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,085
And he got my--matter of fact,
somebody give me my phone.

401
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,754
I need to call him. He gonna
give me back my Members Only

402
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,089
today!

403
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,024
And he's back.

404
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,092
[Ella] Ha!

405
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,194
Like he never left!

406
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,634
It's good to see Uncle Curtis
back to his old self.

407
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,836
Yeah. Yeah, it is.

408
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,005
I'm a little disappointed,
though, because

409
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,676
he was talking about
paying off my student loans.

410
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,912
-I forgot about that.
-Mm-hmm.

411
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,080
Well, maybe we'll get lucky
and he'll hit his head again.

412
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,182
Right.

413
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,086
Hey, what's up?
How'd it go at the science fair?

414
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,589
Not good.
We got into a lot of trouble.

415
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,057
[Lisa] Oh, no.

416
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:57,228
Yeah, and we have to do our
science project all over.

417
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:00,498
But why?

418
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,303
I don't know what y'all
are looking at me for.

419
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,405
The teacher thought
that they cheated

420
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,473
and had someone else
do their project for them.

421
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,977
Oh, really?

422
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,780
Sounds like I was right, huh?

423
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,282
Apparently.

424
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,886
But uh, I'm not allowed to help.

425
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,488
Good, you was doing
way too much anyway.

426
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,656
Yeah.

427
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,091
I know.

428
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,360
That's why you're gonna help.

429
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,595
What?

430
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,931
[Both] Yay! Let's go play!

431
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:39,370
Oh, the supplies, they're--
they're in the car.

432
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,938
Wh-Why are you telling me?

433
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,407
'Cause you gonna do it.
Get the supplies, man.

434
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,977
When are you gonna let the
kids do the kids' project?

435
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,178
When they gonna learn?

436
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,114
A's, man.
We need A's around here.

437
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,283
And you think I'm
gonna give 'em one?

438
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,585
[music]