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What's up, Pops?

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Hey, let me ask y'all something.

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If you were a science teacher,
would you be more impressed

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with a potato that could
turn on a light bulb

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or a plant grown
in artificial light?

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[Malik & Lisa] hmm

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Does Mrs. Payne know
you're trying to impress

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the science teacher?
Because I don't think

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she'll appreciate that,
but I ain't gonna tell her

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'cause that's
grown folks' business.

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Okay. I don't know what
worries me more, the fact that

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you think my dad is cheating
with a science teacher

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or the fact that you
would cover up for him.

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What did y'all buy
at the grocery store,

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two jars of stupid?

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The twins have
a science project.

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I'm trying to pick
which one they're going to do.

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Why are you doing their project?

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Because I want them to get A's.

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And if I don't help them,
they're not gonna do that.

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You don't know that.

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I raised this boy. I'm not going
to make the same mistake twice.

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What?

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What's wrong with me?

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I'll tell you, but you might

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want to put those groceries
down.

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-It might take a while.
-[laughs]

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No, I'm just kidding with you.

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I just want the twins to
challenge themselves,

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-that's all.
-But if it's their project,

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don't you think they should
pick what they wanna do?

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I mean, you've been
a little controlling.

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Volcanos!

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Hayden, Jayden, come down!
Let me tell you what

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you're gonna do
for your science project!

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-What was that you said?
-You're being controlling.

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Yeah, I'm-I'ma agree with her.

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[music]

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[birds chirping]

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[plane flying overhead]

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[sirens wailing]
[horns honking]

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[fireworks whistling,
bursting]

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[siren wailing]

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Ella!

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[Ella]<i> Yes?</i>

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Ella!

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What has gotten into you?
What, baby?

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Baby, where are my keys?

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I did not touch your keys.

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Then where'd they go?

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How am I supposed to know, baby?

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'Cause you always moving stuff.

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It's called cleaning.

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If you helped out with it every
once in a while,

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you may be able
to track your little things.

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Really?

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Victim blaming, Ella?

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Shame on you.

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Baby, where do you
need to go anyway?

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What? I gotta go
get my hair cut.

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And I don't wanna be late
for my appointment

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and lose it with Joe.

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Then go to another barber.

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Put this beautiful crown of hair
in the hands of another barber?

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Okay.

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Now, Ella, you know nobody
touches this head but Joe!

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-Period.
-Okay, but Curtis what--

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I don't know where your keys
are, baby.

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-Hey, hey, family.
-Hey, baby.

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Thanks for letting me
use your car, Pop.

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You know what?
Hey, baby.

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When did I let you
borrow my car?

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You gave me the keys last night.
Remember, mine's in the shop?

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That's no excuse for you not to
tell me, Calvin.

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-What exactly did I do wrong?
-[Ella] Chuckles

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Don't get smart with me, boy.

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Pops, why are you so angry?

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Oh, okay.

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You see what he doing?

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He got that from you!

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Flippin' this thing, trying
to make it my fault!

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Okay, baby, if you gave him
the keys and you forgot,

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how is it not your fault?

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Still victim blaming, huh?

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-Okay.
-Do you know what? I'm sorry.

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For what?

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For borrowing the car that
you told me I could borrow.

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[laughing]

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Well, don't do it again.

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Okay?

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Don't think you're so grown,
I can't put my hands on you.

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And I know there better be some
gas in my vehicle.

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It was empty when
you gave it to me.

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There you go.

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Now he victim blaming.
Good job.

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-Good job.
-Okay, baby.

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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
[clears throat]

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[Ella laughs]

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[laughs]

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-Hey, baby.
-Hey, Dad.

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So did the twins finish their
science project?

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-They sure did.
-Okay. Where is it?

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It's right over there.

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Where?

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It's right there on the table.

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What is that?

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It's a volcano.

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It is?

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That's what
Hayden and Jayden said.

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Well, where's the lava?

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I mean, where's the smoke?

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They told me they didn't
want to use any effects.

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Did you ask?

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Yes, I asked. And they said they
like it just the way it is.

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Far be it from me to tell an
artist how to do their work.

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Well, as a big sister,
you have an obligation

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to let them know that
their work is trash.

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Dad, come on.

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Don't you think you're putting a
little too much on this?

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They didn't even say what kind
of volcano it is.

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Is it shield?
Is it composite?

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I have no idea.

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That's 'cause they didn't--
They didn't put a plaque on it.

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Wait, a plaque?

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Yeah. It needs a gold plaque,
so that, you know,

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to tell everyone what it is.

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They can't just write it on an
index card and call it a day?

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You always did have a problem
with cutting corners.

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They're in elementary school.
It ain't that serious.

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It's school!
It's their future!

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Today it's a science project,
tomorrow they're getting

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arrested for cheating
their way into college.

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Actually, tomorrow they're still
gonna be in elementary school.

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The only time they're gonna be
caught cheating

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is during duck, duck, goose.

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You'll understand one day when
you have children of your own

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and you want the best for them.

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Yeah.

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I'm always gonna want the best
for my kids.

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And what you gonna do when
they don't want the best

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for themselves?

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I don't know what I would do,
but...

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I'd probably talk
to them about it.

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Have you ever tried to talk
to a child about the future?

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It's like trying to explain that
Santa Claus goes to every house

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in one night. They don't get it.
You gotta fill in the gaps.

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What are you even sayin'?

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I don't know.
Just get my power tools,

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so I can fix this thing up.

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Wait. You gonna do
their work for them?

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No, no, no. I'm just gonna...
polish up, you know,

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their effort a little bit.

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-Jazz it up.
-All right.

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[phone ringing]

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Hey, what's up, Cuzzo?

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-What?
-What's wrong?

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Uncle Curtis was
in a car accident.

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Is he okay?

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Is he okay?

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Yeah, uh, Aunt Ella's at the
hospital with him right now.

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Yeah. I'm-I'll be right over.
I'ma--I'ma go over to the house.

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Um, do me a favor.
Watch the twins for me.

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[music]

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Man, I hope Pops is all right.

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Yeah. Well, Mrs. Payne
said to stay here

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and she'd bring him home,
so he can't be hurt too badly.

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True. I mean,
if it was real serious,

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they wouldn't let him
leave the hospital.

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My cousin got in a car accident
last week,

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and they wouldn't let him
leave the hospital.

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Baby, no. They-they were holding
him for the police.

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Yeah. The only accident
he got into

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was after he stole
the ambulance.

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't what I would do
if something happened

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to Uncle Curtis. Man, I know
he's a cranky old man

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and yells a lot,
but that's my dude.

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Mr. Curtis does have a bad
temper and can be so impatient,

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but... I like to think
of him as a pineapple.

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A pineapple?

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Yeah. He's got, like,
a tough, prickly outside,

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but on the inside,
he's really sweet.

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How? The only sweet thing
he's ever done for me

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was give me flowers.

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But that is sweet, Lisa.

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He took them off of a grave
of a dead man.

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Smitty Williams.

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Unc told me about that one.

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He don't play
when it come to his dinero.

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They're here!

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[Ella] Just take your time.
Here, Calvin.

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Take your time now.

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Watch your step.

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Just watch your step, baby.

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Hey, Mr. Payne.
How are you feeling?

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Hey. I don't know.
I guess I'm okay.

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-Come on.
-Just a little woozy is all.

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Come over here and have a seat.

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The doctor says that he is
suffering from a concussion.

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But the MRIs and the CT scans,

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they all say that
he didn't have major damage.

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What happened?
How'd you get hurt?

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You know what?
I really can't recall. I...

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I know I swerved trying
to miss a car

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that had drifted into my lane.

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And I guess, apparently,
I hit a tree.

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Praise God you are okay.
You had me so worried.

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We were all worried about you,
Mr. Payne.

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Oh. Thank you.
That is so kind of you.

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That's so kind of you all.

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But if you can help me
with something...

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Why did you bring me here?

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And who are you people?

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[music]

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[music]

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What do you mean,
who are you people?

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Well, I mean, I don't wanna be
in your home and be rude.

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Oh.

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Well, hello, young man.

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Apparently, I'm Curtis Payne.
And you would be?

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Calvin. I'm your son.

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You my boy?

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Wow!

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I guess I got some handsome DNA
to have a fine,

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handsome fella like you
for a son.

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Wait a minute. If you didn't
know who Aunt Ella was,

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why did you get
in the car with her?

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I mean, look at her.
A fine, little foxy thing

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wanted to bring you home
from the hospital

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and take care of you,
what man would say no?

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Ooh, I'm sorry. I didn't get
your name, sweetheart.

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Wait... You don't know who I am?
And we've been married

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for over 30 years and
you don't remember me?

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Now, wait a minute. You mean to
tell me we're already married?

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-Curtis.
-Wow.

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How'd I get a beautiful,
little foxy thing like you?

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I'm Laura.

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-Oh, Laura.
-Mr. Payne.

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-Hello, Laura.
-Hey.

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I'm Calvin's fiancée.

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I guess we both
have trophy wives.

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Now, I'm sorry.
Who are you?

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-I'm C.J.
-C.J.

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-Okay. Do I know you?
-I'm your nephew.

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Wow, I have a nephew?
Oh, man. Well, tell me.

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Was I a good uncle to you?

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I mean, did I, like,
take you fishing

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That's pretty mean of me.

250
00:11:40,914 --> 00:11:42,883
Well, did you learn how to swim?

251
00:11:42,883 --> 00:11:45,385
Either that or drown.

252
00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:48,422
Well, I guess I accomplished
the goal, right?

253
00:11:48,422 --> 00:11:51,024
Well, I'll tell you what,
nephew, if you ever need

254
00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:55,329
some advice on women,
you come and talk to your uncle.

255
00:11:55,329 --> 00:11:57,831
Because apparently,
I know what I'm talking about.

256
00:11:57,831 --> 00:12:02,202
Curtis, you have never
been this flattering.

257
00:12:02,202 --> 00:12:05,439
I'm sorry. What's her name?
What's her name again?

258
00:12:05,439 --> 00:12:07,774
Ella.

259
00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:11,144
Uncle Curtis, I'm Malik.
I'm C.J.'s son.

260
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:15,048
Oh, oh. Okay.
Okay, you're C.J.'s.

261
00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:16,817
-My nephew?
-Yeah.

262
00:12:16,817 --> 00:12:18,385
Okay, then you're my nephew too?

263
00:12:18,385 --> 00:12:20,354
And...

264
00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:22,122
And wh-wha?

265
00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:24,891
-And I'm Lisa.
-Lisa.

266
00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:26,693
Why won't you introduce
the mother of your child?

267
00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:29,229
-I'm sorry...
-Hmm?

268
00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:32,199
Wow. Another beautiful wife.

269
00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:34,835
Well, we know how to pick them,
don't we?

270
00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:39,439
Um, okay, so I guess,
if I'm married to--

271
00:12:39,439 --> 00:12:41,608
-[All] Ella.
-Ella.

272
00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:45,812
Then I guess I live here too?

273
00:12:45,812 --> 00:12:48,649
-Yes.
-You do.

274
00:12:48,649 --> 00:12:50,217
This is home.

275
00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:52,352
Wow. Well, then, I mean, can
I get you something to drink

276
00:12:52,352 --> 00:12:56,056
or something?
I don't wanna be a rude host.

277
00:12:56,056 --> 00:12:58,692
Pops, we're fine.
What can we do for you?

278
00:12:58,692 --> 00:13:00,460
Oh, nothing.

279
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,729
I mean, I'm fine, too.

280
00:13:02,729 --> 00:13:04,464
I'll tell you what, I am...

281
00:13:04,464 --> 00:13:06,900
I'm a little tired
from the long ride.

282
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:10,103
I guess, from the hospital.
Um...

283
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:13,206
If you could just tell me
where the restrooms are,

284
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,976
I need to use the restroom.

285
00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,613
That's crazy what happened
to Uncle Curtis.

286
00:13:19,613 --> 00:13:21,748
-Yea, I know, right?
-Yeah. I can't believe

287
00:13:21,748 --> 00:13:24,951
he lost his memory.
You think it'll ever come back?

288
00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:28,021
Girl, he'll be fine.
He always is.

289
00:13:28,021 --> 00:13:29,890
I don't know.

290
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,492
At least it's not too serious.

291
00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:35,529
I don't know if I'd call amnesia
not serious. I mean,

292
00:13:35,529 --> 00:13:38,265
it's gotta be pretty hard not
remembering the ones you love.

293
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,634
Well, at least Uncle Curtis
seems nicer.

294
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:43,737
You know Uncle Curtis
ain't never been nice.

295
00:13:43,737 --> 00:13:47,174
He's usually snapping at people,
but he seemed real calm

296
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,443
and you know, even-tempered
since the accident.

297
00:13:49,443 --> 00:13:51,778
Yeah, I mean,
it's a complete 180.

298
00:13:51,778 --> 00:13:54,047
I mean, the last time I saw him,
he was yelling at a kid

299
00:13:54,047 --> 00:13:56,049
in church for talking too loud.

300
00:13:56,049 --> 00:13:58,685
Well, it is rude
to talk in church.

301
00:13:58,685 --> 00:14:01,788
Baby, the kid was praying.

302
00:14:01,788 --> 00:14:04,658
He had no soft spot for a child.

303
00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:09,796
Kids! Oh! I gotta finish
the twins' science project.

304
00:14:09,796 --> 00:14:12,299
-Where's my tools?
-Here we go.

305
00:14:12,299 --> 00:14:16,169
Wh-why is he doing Hayden's
and Jayden's science project?

306
00:14:16,169 --> 00:14:18,238
You've been in this
family long enough.

307
00:14:18,238 --> 00:14:21,141
Does anything make sense?

308
00:14:33,987 --> 00:14:40,127
[music]

309
00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:11,191
What's going on, Dad?

310
00:15:11,191 --> 00:15:12,459
What's up, Malik?

311
00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:14,027
Where's your little brother
and sister?

312
00:15:14,027 --> 00:15:16,997
They're outside playing,
instead of being in here

313
00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:20,467
doing their science project.

314
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,770
They would've just
gotten in my way.

315
00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:26,706
Dad, don't you think
this is a little excessive?

316
00:15:26,706 --> 00:15:29,209
Shh.

317
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,344
Check this out.

318
00:15:39,886 --> 00:15:42,455
[C.J.]<i> Since the beginning of
time, man and beast</i>

319
00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:46,960
<i>have trembled in fear
of the fury of the volcano.</i>

320
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:51,464
<i>Ancient man thought they
were the wrath of the gods.</i>

321
00:15:51,464 --> 00:15:55,502
Wow. Good job doing your
children's science project, Dad.

322
00:15:57,938 --> 00:15:59,773
That's dope, right?

323
00:15:59,773 --> 00:16:01,174
Yeah, yeah. Sure.

324
00:16:01,174 --> 00:16:02,943
What y'all say?
That's-that's lit? That's lit?

325
00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:04,377
-Nah.
-We don't say that.

326
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,046
-We don't day that anymore.
-That was never a thing,

327
00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:09,049
honestly. No, Dad.

328
00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:10,650
-[music]
-It look good though.

329
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:11,618
-Good job.
-Good job.

330
00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:12,519
[Jazmine] Alright.

331
00:16:13,787 --> 00:16:16,790
And this is when you took me
and mom to Sea World.

332
00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:19,125
Ah, Sea World. Okay.

333
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,394
What-what?
Why are there so many leaves

334
00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:23,597
and branches in the picture?

335
00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:26,099
Oh, well, you didn't
want to pay for tickets,

336
00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:31,238
so we sat in a tree
that overlooked the park.

337
00:16:31,238 --> 00:16:33,473
Why would I do
something like that?

338
00:16:33,473 --> 00:16:34,975
Well, you said it
was the same show,

339
00:16:34,975 --> 00:16:37,410
which turned out to be true.
I mean, it wasn't so bad as

340
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,246
long as you had binoculars

341
00:16:39,246 --> 00:16:41,114
and good balance.

342
00:16:42,549 --> 00:16:44,918
Oh, wow.

343
00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:46,686
Well, I'll tell you what,
I think

344
00:16:46,686 --> 00:16:49,923
we need to take
a real family vacation.

345
00:16:49,923 --> 00:16:51,791
That's what I think.

346
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:54,160
Okay. It'd be a nice
and a fun way for me

347
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,329
to get to know everybody again.

348
00:16:56,329 --> 00:16:59,032
-That sounds like a lot of fun.
-Great.

349
00:16:59,032 --> 00:17:02,235
Baby, do we have enough money
to take a vacation right now?

350
00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:05,071
Huh? What? Excuse me?

351
00:17:05,071 --> 00:17:08,775
-What?
-Oh my Lord, don't be rude now.

352
00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:13,179
Now, I'm--this trip is on me.
You're not spending your money.

353
00:17:13,179 --> 00:17:14,314
-Oh, oh, oh.

354
00:17:14,314 --> 00:17:15,482
-[Laura] Okay.
-Well, thank you, Pops.

355
00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:17,017
Well, let me know when
you wanna go

356
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:18,585
and I'll take some
time off work.

357
00:17:18,585 --> 00:17:21,354
Okay, son. Okay, that's great!
But I'll tell you what,

358
00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:23,223
I'll talk to, um...

359
00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:29,229
What's her name? The-the
little older, foxy lady?

360
00:17:29,229 --> 00:17:31,898
-Ella.
-The one I'm married to. Ella?

361
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:35,402
Okay. I'm gonna go talk to Ella.

362
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:38,905
And set everything up.

363
00:17:38,905 --> 00:17:40,974
-Okay?
-Okay.

364
00:17:40,974 --> 00:17:41,975
Get set.

365
00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:44,945
Okay, son.

366
00:17:45,312 --> 00:17:47,414
Beautiful people.
[laughs]

367
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,982
-Oh, hey, Ella!
-Hi, baby.

368
00:17:48,982 --> 00:17:50,850
Yeah, I was just talking to our
son about taking a vacation.

369
00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:53,320
Curtis! Wait a minute.
I spilled some water right here.

370
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,688
-Oh.
-[Ella] Wait a minute!

371
00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:58,158
Okay. Well, thank you for the
warning, Ella. [laughs]

372
00:17:58,158 --> 00:17:59,659
Yeah, I was just telling Calvin

373
00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:01,795
that we should
take a real vacation,

374
00:18:01,795 --> 00:18:05,398
and that way it would be
fu--[screams]

375
00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:09,269
Curtis! Calvin! Curtis,
just wait, wait, wait, baby.

376
00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:10,236
Don't move.

377
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:13,206
Cal-Calvin!

378
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,376
Curtis.

379
00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:19,379
Curtis, open your eyes, baby.

380
00:18:20,046 --> 00:18:21,915
Just open them.

381
00:18:22,315 --> 00:18:25,118
-Hey, Pop. How are you feeling?
-[screaming]

382
00:18:25,118 --> 00:18:29,356
I feel like I slipped and hit my
head on the damn floor.

383
00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:31,825
How the hell you think I feel?

384
00:18:31,825 --> 00:18:36,896
And who the hell put me on here
with my shoes on the sofa?

385
00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:38,631
Me. Why?

386
00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:42,602
Calvin, what you trying to get
me to scuff up all my furniture?

387
00:18:42,602 --> 00:18:44,971
I'm sorry, Pop. I panicked.

388
00:18:44,971 --> 00:18:47,640
Wait, wait. Wait a second.

389
00:18:48,908 --> 00:18:51,778
Who am I?

390
00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:54,447
Laura.

391
00:18:54,447 --> 00:18:57,484
You don't know who
the hell you are?

392
00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:00,920
Oh, I know who I am.
And who--

393
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,222
I told you she was crazy.

394
00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:05,091
Where is it?

395
00:19:05,091 --> 00:19:06,693
Is this?

396
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:11,531
That's Floyd. And he got on
my best damn jacket.

397
00:19:11,531 --> 00:19:14,034
And he got my--matter of fact,
somebody give me my phone.

398
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:16,803
I need to call him. He gonna
give me back my Members Only

399
00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:18,104
today!

400
00:19:18,104 --> 00:19:20,040
And he's back.

401
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:20,974
[Ella] Ha!

402
00:19:21,274 --> 00:19:23,009
Like he never left!

403
00:19:27,564 --> 00:19:29,733
It's good to see Uncle Curtis
back to his old self.

404
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,801
Yeah. Yeah, it is.

405
00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:33,970
I'm a little disappointed,
though, because

406
00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:38,642
he was talking about
paying off my student loans.

407
00:19:38,642 --> 00:19:40,910
-I forgot about that.
-Mm-hmm.

408
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,079
Well, maybe we'll get lucky
and he'll hit his head again.

409
00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:44,014
Right.

410
00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:49,185
Hey, what's up?
How'd it go at the science fair?

411
00:19:49,185 --> 00:19:51,688
Not good.
We got into a lot of trouble.

412
00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:53,023
[Lisa] Oh, no.

413
00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:57,193
Yeah, and we have to do our
science project all over.

414
00:19:57,193 --> 00:20:00,463
But why?

415
00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:05,368
I don't know what y'all
are looking at me for.

416
00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:07,470
The teacher thought
that they cheated

417
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:09,406
and had someone else
do their project for them.

418
00:20:09,406 --> 00:20:13,076
Oh, really?

419
00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:15,845
Sounds like I was right, huh?

420
00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:18,314
Apparently.

421
00:20:18,314 --> 00:20:21,851
But uh, I'm not allowed to help.

422
00:20:22,452 --> 00:20:24,587
Good, you was doing
way too much anyway.

423
00:20:24,587 --> 00:20:25,755
Yeah.

424
00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:27,157
I know.

425
00:20:27,157 --> 00:20:29,292
That's why you're gonna help.

426
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,560
What?

427
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,830
[Both] Yay! Let's go play!

428
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:39,369
Oh, the supplies, they're--
they're in the car.

429
00:20:39,369 --> 00:20:40,904
Wh-Why are you telling me?

430
00:20:40,904 --> 00:20:43,506
'Cause you gonna do it.
Get the supplies, man.

431
00:20:43,506 --> 00:20:46,042
When are you gonna let the
kids do the kids' project?

432
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,243
When they gonna learn?

433
00:20:47,243 --> 00:20:50,213
A's, man.
We need A's around here.

434
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:52,248
And you think I'm
gonna give 'em one?

435
00:20:52,248 --> 00:20:54,551
[music]

436
00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:58,021
[music]

437
00:21:24,807 --> 00:21:26,309
[music]

438
00:21:26,809 --> 00:21:28,611
[music]