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Baby, hurry up, please...

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or we're gonna be late for the
reservation!

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[Ella]<i> Curtis, don't rush me,</i>

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<i>or we're gonna be more than
late!</i>

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[door handle jiggling]
[knock on door]

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We're closed, go away!

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-[Calvin]<i> Let me in.
</i>-Why?

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[Calvin]
<i>I need to talk to you.</i>

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About what...I can't even hear
you...about what?

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-[Calvin]<i> Pops.
</i>-Tear my door down

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we gonna have an issue.

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Mmm-mm, that's a snazzy suit.
Where are you going?

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If your mom ever get ready,
we're going to the steakhouse

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for dinner tonight.

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Huh, fancy.

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Then we're going to some
musical.

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[barfing sound]

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Musical? Which one?

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The one where people
sing and dance for no reason.

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-[Curtis]<i> </i>It's stupid.
-It's not stupid.

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It is stupid.

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Wait a minute-- it's not stupid,
it's culture.

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Help me with--
thank you, baby.

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Yes, you need
culture, culture, culture.

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Will you look at this suit?
Look at my suit.

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Look at me-- I got plenty of
culture, thank you.

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-Hey, Mom, you look lovely.
-Thank you, baby.

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Child, green is your color.

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-Oh, you like this?
-I do.

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-Why are you so sharp?
-Oh, well, my and Laura are

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meeting with her parents
for dinner tonight.

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You're finally meeting her
parents.

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Yes, which is why I rushed over.
She's cooking her chicken.

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[barf sound]

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She's not making that--that
tomahawk chicken again, is she?

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Yes, she says her parents
love it,

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but I came over to get
some of your Boss Sauce

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to give it
some encouragement.

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That sauce is good, ain't it,
Calvin?

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That sauce'll raise her
seasoning from the dead.

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That's a slogan.
We need to use that, baby.

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Well, I feel like I don't really
know anything about her parents.

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Well...she's a daddy's girl,
but she's close to both.

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They're in town for an aviation
convention.

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Her dad is an executive for an
airline.

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Oh, really?

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Well, I need to talk to him
about my baggage fees.

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Curtis... Uhm-mm.

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Look, baby, he's an executive,
that means he gets things done.

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Well, listen, the next time
they're in town,

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tell them we would
love to meet them.

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We can all go out to
dinner...together.

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That'd be a great idea.

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Only if you're paying for it.

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You cannot invite--

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You cannot invite the people

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out to dinner and then ask them
to pay for it! That's rude.

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No, baby, I do it to you all the
time.

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I know you better have that
wallet tonight.

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Okay, I'll go find my wallet.

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-Hey, Calvin--Calvin..
-[Calvin] Yeah?

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So how much do
they know about you?

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Honestly, I have no idea.

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Well, listen, don't offer them
too much information...okay?

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I mean, you don't wanna scare
the people off.

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Okay...just the same
way...remember when Laura just

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sprung the Tallahasse chicken on
you?

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It didn't go down so well,
did it?

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Same thing.

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In fact...

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use the whole bottle.

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Just put the whole bottle on the
chicken.

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You're right.
You got a bag?

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One in the kitchen.

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[Ella]<i> </i>Let me get my shoes!

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[birds chirping]

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[plane flying overhead]

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[car alarm wailing]
[horn honking]

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[fireworks whistling,
bursting]

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[siren wailing]

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-Hey.
-Hey, baby.

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How's everything looking?

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[makes smooch sound]
Everything's looking great.

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Uhm, dinner is almost ready
and...

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my parents will be here any
minute.

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Uhm, oh...can you try this,
please?

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Uh, try what?

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Sauce for my chicken, babe.

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Uh-hmm...mmm...

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[holding back gag]
Oh...

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-Is it good?
-Oh, okay...Mm-hmm.

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Ah...yeah, you created it.

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-So, you like it?
-Uhm, yeah, you created

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-it...it's good.
-Okay, good, you're so sweet.

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-Uh, babe, I got a question.
-What's that, babe? Shoot!

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Uh, how much have you told your
parents about me?

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I told them everything
they needed to know, Calvin.

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That my fiancé is a super kind,

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and sweet, intelligent,
beautiful Black man.

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-Aw, you think I'm beautiful?
-So beautiful.

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Listen, babe, you're gonna be
fine.

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They're gonna love you.

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[door bell]

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Uh-oh, I think that's them.
How do I look?

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Uhm, you look...amazing...
like, so good.

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What about me?

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Oh, you look absolutely amazing.

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[exhale]

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-We got this.
-We got this.

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-All right.
-Okay.

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[clears throat]
[exhales]

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-Daddy.
-Sweetheart.

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-Mommy!
-It is so good to see you.

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-Love you.
-Oh, love you.

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Mom, Dad, this is Calvin.

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Oh, it is a pleasure to meet
you.

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Nice to meet you.

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So, you're the man who's stolen
my daughter's heart.

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Yes, sir, and she's stolen mine.

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Well, uh, come in.

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Yes.
[exhales]

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As long as you're stealing from
each other,

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I guess it's all right.

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So, this is your place, Calvin.

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Yes, ma'am, it's--it's all mine.

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-It's beautiful.
-Very nice.

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What's that I'm smelling?

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Yes, it does smell oddly
familiar.

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I made your favorite dish.

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Oh...did you make the sauce,
too, sweetheart?

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Of course, Mom.

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I can guarantee this'll be
the best version of the dish.

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I'm taking your word for it.

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[nervous laughter]

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Come on, Daddy,
you got 10 more in you.

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Come on...curl!

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Curl!

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Curl!!

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Jazmine!
What the hell?

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-Too much?
-Way too much.

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I'm sorry, I'm just trying to
encourage you.

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-Thank you.
-Let's go slow.

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[soft whisper] Curl...

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[louder stage whisper] Curl...

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So you're whispering,
and you think that's better?

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Get outta here.

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-Hey, Mom!
-Hey, baby.

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Ooh, hmm, what is going on here?

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I love seeing my man get all
strong and sexy--

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all these muscles popping out
everywhere.

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You know how I do it, baby.

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I just like to stay strong for
my baby.

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That's all it is.

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No, really, why are you working
out so hard?

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-Huh, nothin', no reason.
-No reason?

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-Uh-hmm.
-You've never moved my furniture

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to work out, CJ.
What's going on?

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Nothing.

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Jazzy, what's going on?

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Oh, Daddy, please tell her.

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Tell her before she force it out
of me.

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[drawn out] CJ?

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Hmm?

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What's goin' on?

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You can't do too many more of
these, and I'm not going away.

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Uh...

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I failed the physical aptitude
test at work.

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So, uh...
I'm just tryin' to get in shape,

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you know, I just, uh...

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-I still got it.
-Yeah.

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I'm still good.

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I just need to work a little
harder, that's all.

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You...you was working out with
these?

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I usually use these as my
warm-up.

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-Ah, low weights, huh?
-Yeah.

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You think you doin' something?

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He's still goin'.

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You ain't had these gloves on,
that's what it is.

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Oh, that's what helps?

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-Yeah.
-Oh.

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Well, that makes it easier,
Daddy.

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Mmm, I didn't know that.
I didn't know.

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Okay, so even the fire chief has
to pass the aptitude test?

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No, see what-- what it is,
is that...

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I personally feel like
if the guys--

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all the firefighters--

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-have to pass that test...
-Yeah.

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then I want to lead by example.

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-That's good.
-I need to pass that test too.

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-Okay, okay.
-Especially since I used to

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take that test, you know, every
year.

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Wait, you're telling me

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Uncle Curtis passed that test
all them years?

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Uncle Curtis was not trying to
lead by example.

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Once, he could pass the test.

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And then he couldn't.

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Now, neither can I.

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Well, Dad, look, I hate to admit
it, but you're getting older.

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And that's okay.

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That means your activity level's
gonna slow down.

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Look, middle-aged men go through
this.

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Don't feel ashamed, okay?

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Ask your mom if I'm slowing
down.

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But please don't--

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That is gross and
disrespectful.

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Why you lookin' like that, ew.

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-We don't be playin'.
-At all.

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Okay, okay.

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You know what I mean?
You talkin' about slowin' down.

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We ain't never slowed down.

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[interposing voices]

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Kill the visual, Jesus.
Kill the visual.

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Alright, okay.

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Well, actually that was--
it's a practice test.

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So I got three months before
the actual official test.

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So, you know,

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I got time to get back in shape
and just work harder.

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No, wait a minute, maybe you
should work smarter.

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I think I have a better plan of
action.

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-What's that?
-Oh, yes, this.

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00:09:02,855 --> 00:09:04,857
-Well, that's it right there.
-Innit?

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00:09:04,857 --> 00:09:05,791
That's what you need,
right there.

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00:09:05,791 --> 00:09:07,059
A rubber band?

224
00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,628
What is he supposed to do with
that?

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I see nothing funny about this.

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Yeah, neither do I.
That thing ain't no joke.

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Okay, let me see.
Let me see if it works.

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That is not how you do it.

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Let me see if it'll hold up
these pants.

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Hey, you need to just try to
use it like a slingshot.

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It works.

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Give me this.

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You can laugh all you want, but
if you just let me show you a

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few exercises with this thing,
you'll be able to improve your

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flexibility, your strength, and
you'll lose weight

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all at the same time.

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Dad, don't do it.

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She's gonna your butt hard as
steel.

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-You sure are talkin' a lot.
-Ain't he?!

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Let's see you do it.

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-All right, then.
-Yeah.

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-How do I do it?
-I just need you to wrap

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-it around your hands once--
-Like that?

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And pull it to your side 20
times.

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-Just pull it?
-Yep, start though.

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Pull it.

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-I...I...I'm...I'm...
-Let's go.

248
00:10:00,513 --> 00:10:03,048
All the way out.

249
00:10:03,048 --> 00:10:04,483
You know what, uhm...

250
00:10:04,483 --> 00:10:06,886
I kinda strained myself with the
dumbbells, so, uhm...

251
00:10:06,886 --> 00:10:08,154
Imma, I do it later.

252
00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:10,222
And, uh, the workout's for Dad
anyway.

253
00:10:12,491 --> 00:10:13,993
Trust me.
I got you.

254
00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,663
Babe, you look like those women
on them fitness shows that be

255
00:10:17,663 --> 00:10:21,834
like, uh, let me get this a slow
and controlled movement.

256
00:10:22,268 --> 00:10:24,570
You wanna get that slow and very
controlled movement.

257
00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:25,738
But all them women could

258
00:10:25,738 --> 00:10:27,439
-probably pass this test.
-Bow.

259
00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:31,210
You still here?

260
00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:32,611
[laughter]

261
00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:36,549
And she felt so guilty about
stealing a pack of gum that she

262
00:10:36,549 --> 00:10:38,250
woke us up in the middle of the
night with

263
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:40,586
a two-page confession letter.

264
00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:42,154
-[laughter]
-I did.

265
00:10:42,721 --> 00:10:45,858
The things a six-year-old
conscience will make you do.

266
00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:47,193
Mm-hmm.

267
00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:49,361
I must say, Laura, this is
the best dish

268
00:10:49,361 --> 00:10:51,363
-I have ever had from you.
-Mm-hmm.

269
00:10:51,363 --> 00:10:52,898
-You have to tell me your
secret.

270
00:10:52,898 --> 00:10:56,202
You know, I must say it...
it was mighty delicious.

271
00:10:56,202 --> 00:10:57,836
Did you enjoy it, babe?

272
00:10:57,836 --> 00:10:59,972
Scrumptious, I ate every bite.

273
00:11:00,873 --> 00:11:02,107
Hey.

274
00:11:02,107 --> 00:11:03,976
So, have you two set a date yet?

275
00:11:03,976 --> 00:11:05,411
I was telling your father

276
00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:08,080
I think you should do a summer
wedding, maybe outdoors.

277
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,183
And the catering-- there are so
many details I feel like

278
00:11:11,183 --> 00:11:13,052
-I'm missing out on.
-Honey...honey!

279
00:11:14,186 --> 00:11:17,056
I'm sorry, she gets so excited
about formal events.

280
00:11:17,056 --> 00:11:18,557
I'm sure you have it all worked
out.

281
00:11:18,557 --> 00:11:21,260
Mommy, as soon as we get
everything ironed out,

282
00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:23,729
I promise you, you will be the
first to know.

283
00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:24,797
Fantastic.

284
00:11:25,297 --> 00:11:26,999
I'd also like to speak
with your mother, Calvin,

285
00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:28,400
so that we can coordinate.

286
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,402
Oh, absolutely.
And next time you're in town,

287
00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:33,005
they would love to meet you
and take you out to dinner.

288
00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:34,640
Oh, that sounds fun.

289
00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:38,410
You know, Calvin, I was worried
about you at first.

290
00:11:38,644 --> 00:11:39,778
-You were?
-Yes.

291
00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:42,615
When Laura told us
you guys got engaged

292
00:11:42,615 --> 00:11:44,383
only after six months,

293
00:11:44,383 --> 00:11:46,185
I assumed there would be
some sediment of turbulence

294
00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:47,586
in the relationship.

295
00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,887
The...the...the what?

296
00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:50,189
Uh...

297
00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:52,524
Daddy likes to talk in...

298
00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:54,393
aviation terminology.

299
00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:57,863
It means there are warning
signs of a bumpy road ahead.

300
00:11:58,264 --> 00:11:59,565
That's what I just said.

301
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,167
Sure, dear.

302
00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:04,003
Anyway, you seem all right.

303
00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:06,739
I can't wait for you two to tie
the knot.

304
00:12:06,739 --> 00:12:08,073
Me too, Daddy.

305
00:12:08,374 --> 00:12:09,475
I can't wait.

306
00:12:10,676 --> 00:12:13,279
Oh, hey, don't mind me.

307
00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:15,247
-Uh, excuse me.
-What the hell?

308
00:12:15,247 --> 00:12:16,415
Uh...

309
00:12:18,684 --> 00:12:19,885
Yes?

310
00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:21,420
Miranda, what are you
doing here?

311
00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:24,356
Listen, your son said he left
his laptop here, and he has

312
00:12:24,356 --> 00:12:26,058
a project that he has to do over
the weekend!

313
00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:27,693
I saw it in the back.
It's on the dresser.

314
00:12:27,693 --> 00:12:29,628
Okay, I'm just gonna get it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

315
00:12:29,628 --> 00:12:31,597
[nervous laughter]
Uh...

316
00:12:33,832 --> 00:12:35,301
-Where were we?
-Where were we?

317
00:12:35,301 --> 00:12:36,602
Oh, dinner with my parents.

318
00:12:36,602 --> 00:12:38,203
-Yes.
-Yeah.

319
00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:39,972
-Dinner--
-Who is that?

320
00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:41,774
[clears throat]

321
00:12:41,774 --> 00:12:43,609
Oh, that's just Miranda.

322
00:12:43,609 --> 00:12:44,576
Yeah.

323
00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:47,513
And who is Miranda?

324
00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:51,417
Well, uh...

325
00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:53,852
It's a long story, but, uh...

326
00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:56,722
I think I met her like, hmm...

327
00:12:56,955 --> 00:12:58,090
Uh...

328
00:12:58,090 --> 00:12:59,124
[nervous chuckle]

329
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:02,227
-Uh...
-Uhm...Miranda...she is, uh...

330
00:13:02,227 --> 00:13:06,165
She is Calvin's ex-wife.

331
00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:07,666
[audible gasp]

332
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,435
[music]

333
00:13:10,703 --> 00:13:12,471
So, you've been married before?

334
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:17,952
So you've been married and have
kids?

335
00:13:17,952 --> 00:13:19,954
Yes, he has, Daddy.

336
00:13:19,954 --> 00:13:21,455
Why didn't you tell us?

337
00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:24,191
Well, I just didn't think it was
that big of a deal, Mom.

338
00:13:24,191 --> 00:13:26,594
[excited laughter]
Found it!

339
00:13:27,528 --> 00:13:28,729
Bam!

340
00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:31,765
And that's for you all's child?

341
00:13:31,765 --> 00:13:35,603
Oh, no, no, this is for his
child, Calvin Jr.

342
00:13:35,603 --> 00:13:38,772
But, didn't you have children
while you were married?

343
00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:40,574
Uhm, yes, we did.

344
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,744
Uhm, my son is Christian,
and he's younger.

345
00:13:43,744 --> 00:13:46,180
I just happen to have
both of the boys this weekend.

346
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,048
Right, my baby momma, Tracy--

347
00:13:48,048 --> 00:13:50,584
-Oh!
-Baby momma?!

348
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:54,255
Well...yes, the laptop is me and
her son.

349
00:13:54,255 --> 00:13:56,290
Is this Tracy gonna walk in
here too?

350
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,459
[Together] Oh, no!

351
00:13:58,459 --> 00:13:59,326
She's crazy.

352
00:13:59,326 --> 00:14:01,762
Ah!
So the baby momma crazy?

353
00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:04,198
Ooooh, you don't even know!

354
00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:05,633
Well, I'm being rude.

355
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:09,737
Uh...Miranda, these are Laura's
parents.

356
00:14:10,237 --> 00:14:12,539
Oh, hey, mom.
Hey, dad.

357
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:14,541
Hi and bye.

358
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,510
Okay, I'm sorry for the
intrusion.

359
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:18,579
I'm sure that this looks so
crazy.

360
00:14:18,579 --> 00:14:21,148
But, no, don't worry,
we have it all figured out.

361
00:14:21,148 --> 00:14:23,217
We work so well together--
one big happy family.

362
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:25,019
And Calvin is an amazing parent.

363
00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:27,421
Yes, all right, bye,
pleasure to meet you.

364
00:14:29,757 --> 00:14:32,092
You left out a lot of details,
young lady.

365
00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:35,362
-Daddy--
-Why didn't you tell us?

366
00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:36,196
I...

367
00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:37,931
I wanted to.

368
00:14:38,432 --> 00:14:40,301
Listen, it's,
it's not like that.

369
00:14:40,301 --> 00:14:42,770
I mean it is, but it isn't.

370
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:45,139
Uh, wait, wait, let me...

371
00:14:45,139 --> 00:14:48,409
Look, I know that my past is a
little spotty...

372
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,777
You can say that again, hmm.

373
00:14:50,377 --> 00:14:52,079
But I'm not ashamed of it.

374
00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:53,914
Nor am I ashamed of my kids.

375
00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:56,750
And I can guarantee you that
I will be an awesome husband

376
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:57,751
to your daughter.

377
00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:00,721
That's nice and all,
but the choices you have made

378
00:15:00,721 --> 00:15:03,624
are going to impact
my daughter's life immensely.

379
00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:05,125
Exactly.

380
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,328
I assume you're going to want
children, Laura.

381
00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:10,130
How will my grandchildren fit
into the mix?

382
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:13,233
Oh, in a large minivan.
[forced laughter]

383
00:15:13,801 --> 00:15:17,771
[forced laughter]
You know, extra stretch.

384
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,573
Doors go up.

385
00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:23,043
It's just too unnecessarily
complicated.

386
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,279
-[sigh]
-Honey--

387
00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:28,182
I don't think you should do
this.

388
00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:30,417
-What?!
-Come on, Elaine.

389
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:33,854
Wow, crazy mommas.

390
00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:35,222
It's a...it's a baby momma.

391
00:15:35,222 --> 00:15:36,457
It's just...whatever.

392
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:39,159
Crazy mommas and ex-girlfriends
and---

393
00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:41,228
-Daddy--
-Well, they're both kinda crazy.

394
00:15:41,228 --> 00:15:43,597
-It's too much.
-I agree with you, honey.

395
00:15:43,864 --> 00:15:45,599
We love each other.

396
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:46,633
[sigh]

397
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,001
And...

398
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:49,436
we...

399
00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:51,472
are gonna make this work.

400
00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:53,807
No matter what.

401
00:15:55,776 --> 00:15:57,211
Calvin...

402
00:15:57,211 --> 00:15:59,313
I'm sure you're a nice guy.

403
00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:00,514
But it's gonna take more than

404
00:16:00,514 --> 00:16:02,282
love to keep this marriage
in the air.

405
00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:05,452
Because when you descend back to
reality,

406
00:16:05,452 --> 00:16:09,089
it will ultimately end in a
crash.

407
00:16:09,089 --> 00:16:10,824
Let's go.

408
00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:12,159
[heavy exhale]

409
00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:15,295
Wow, he really takes his pilot
stuff seriously.

410
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:18,799
[music]

411
00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:26,707
You're really enjoying that,
huh?

412
00:16:26,707 --> 00:16:27,908
Mm-hmm.

413
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:30,210
Aunt Ella put her foot in there.

414
00:16:31,545 --> 00:16:33,680
She ain't...she ain't send you a
plate for me, huh?

415
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,848
Nah.

416
00:16:35,949 --> 00:16:37,451
You don't need one, okay?

417
00:16:37,451 --> 00:16:40,320
Now, listen, I know you eat
healthy from time to time...

418
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,523
Time to time?!

419
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,725
What you talkin' about?
I had a salad yesterday.

420
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,628
Yes, but you drowned all the
vegetables in salad dressing.

421
00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:50,898
Mm-hmm, may those tomatoes rest
in peace.

422
00:16:52,866 --> 00:16:55,702
Okay, listen, it doesn't matter.
Moving forward, with your

423
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:58,272
change in diet and exercise,
you'll be able to achieve your

424
00:16:58,272 --> 00:16:59,473
goals in no time.

425
00:17:04,111 --> 00:17:06,380
So, you're just going to eat all
that by yourself, huh?

426
00:17:06,914 --> 00:17:08,182
Yep.

427
00:17:08,182 --> 00:17:09,650
Lisa's upstairs taking care of
the baby.

428
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:12,853
This is my me time.
[smacking]

429
00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:13,954
Could you stop smacking?!

430
00:17:17,257 --> 00:17:20,260
Besides, you don't need that.
I have the answer right here...

431
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:21,962
meal prep, all right?

432
00:17:21,962 --> 00:17:23,263
We'll do portion control.

433
00:17:23,764 --> 00:17:25,866
And instead of eating all those
big gigantic meals you eat

434
00:17:25,866 --> 00:17:28,435
with the fire chiefs and the
firefighters and all that stuff,

435
00:17:28,435 --> 00:17:30,904
you can just have...these.

436
00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:33,273
Uh, does this portion control

437
00:17:33,273 --> 00:17:35,542
have any, uh, smothered
potatoes?

438
00:17:37,878 --> 00:17:40,447
No, but you have all you can eat
celery.

439
00:17:42,783 --> 00:17:45,219
You know...

440
00:17:45,219 --> 00:17:48,021
the food that we eat...

441
00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:49,690
is really not that bad.

442
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:50,991
Dad, please.

443
00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:54,695
Y'all been eating pizza,
spaghetti, burgers, barbeque--

444
00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:57,798
-All of it covered in cheese.
-Exactly.

445
00:17:57,798 --> 00:17:59,600
Just, gravy drippin' off the
plate.

446
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,668
Every day.
Almost looks like my plate.

447
00:18:01,668 --> 00:18:04,505
Stains...it's just not worth it.

448
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,206
Can't eat that every day.

449
00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:08,141
Gonna make yourself sick, man.

450
00:18:08,141 --> 00:18:09,109
[smacking]

451
00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:10,911
Could you stop smacking!

452
00:18:12,546 --> 00:18:15,215
Okay, listen, CJ...

453
00:18:15,716 --> 00:18:18,418
we got those two babies
upstairs, we got this smacker

454
00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:21,455
right here, and then
we got his sister, right?

455
00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:23,156
All four of them popped out of
this body.

456
00:18:23,156 --> 00:18:25,592
You really think it came back
together on its own?

457
00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:29,496
It definitely came back.

458
00:18:29,496 --> 00:18:31,798
-Take your time, now.
-It came back together.

459
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,101
All--

460
00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:35,435
you got a point.

461
00:18:35,435 --> 00:18:38,138
Yeah, yeah...and as an extra
added bonus...

462
00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:42,109
all of this weight loss is going
to improve your blood flow,

463
00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:43,810
and you know what that means.

464
00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:46,380
That's what--ooh, that's what I
need.

465
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,748
That's what I need right there.

466
00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:49,349
That's what I need right
there.

467
00:18:49,349 --> 00:18:50,584
I gotta move out.

468
00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:52,686
-I need some blood flow.
-Yes.

469
00:18:52,686 --> 00:18:54,888
Hey, hey...I thought you was
grown, where you goin'?

470
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:55,923
[Malik] Nah.

471
00:18:55,923 --> 00:18:57,925
[laughing]

472
00:18:57,925 --> 00:18:59,693
He's mad.

473
00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:01,662
CJ, we are getting older.

474
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,064
And, yes, we may look and feel
good, but it's not

475
00:19:04,064 --> 00:19:05,632
just about that, all right?

476
00:19:05,632 --> 00:19:08,368
It's about being healthy, and
being that for years to come.

477
00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:09,670
Okay...

478
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,238
we can do that, I can do that.
Just...

479
00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:13,607
-I just have to commit to this.
-Great.

480
00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:17,177
But I'll do it with you.

481
00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:20,681
Are we...we can't put no gravy
on this celery?

482
00:19:21,315 --> 00:19:24,718
-Just dip...dip it in the gravy?
-No.

483
00:19:24,952 --> 00:19:26,853
Just put this back.

484
00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,391
-You know, I love you.
-I love you too.

485
00:19:31,391 --> 00:19:34,461
That's why you...you know how to
pull my strings.

486
00:19:34,461 --> 00:19:35,862
Like Bootsy Collins.

487
00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:38,432
[music]

488
00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:41,527
Well...that didn't go how I
wanted it to.

489
00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:43,529
-[sigh]
-I can't believe your father

490
00:19:43,529 --> 00:19:44,930
said that about my past.

491
00:19:45,464 --> 00:19:47,866
Babe, he's just old school,
you know?

492
00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:51,136
Yeah, but I really wanted to get
married with his blessing.

493
00:19:51,136 --> 00:19:53,872
You know...we don't have to.

494
00:19:54,106 --> 00:19:56,942
We can elope.
[chuckles]

495
00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:58,010
Really?

496
00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:00,546
No, I'm kidding.

497
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:04,349
I gotta have the whole thing--
the wedding, the reception...

498
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:05,717
I need the whole nine.

499
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,421
What about your parents?

500
00:20:10,756 --> 00:20:11,990
I mean...

501
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:13,926
they'll just have to deal with
it.

502
00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:17,629
They'll come around.
They always do.

503
00:20:17,629 --> 00:20:19,731
Look, why are you being so
optimistic?

504
00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:21,066
[clicks tongue]

505
00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:22,434
Uh...

506
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:24,636
because I know things.

507
00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:28,173
Oh, you, you...you noticed, huh?

508
00:20:28,474 --> 00:20:32,044
Oh, yes, I noticed, Calvin.

509
00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:36,448
Now, you knew exactly what my
dish needed.

510
00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:41,220
And if we can come together and
make my chicken taste better...

511
00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:45,257
imagine what other things we can
make work.

512
00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:47,326
That's all that matters.

513
00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:49,962
-I love you.
-I love you too.

514
00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:53,966
[music]

515
00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:58,988
[synthesized chords]

516
00:21:25,543 --> 00:21:27,511
[crescendoing chord]

517
00:21:27,511 --> 00:21:29,313
[music]