1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:04,571 [music] 2 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:07,507 Ah! Yo, man. 3 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,676 How are you gettin' faster like that? 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:13,413 Listen, I'm gettin' better. You're gettin' older. 5 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:16,349 -Know what it is? -[Malik] What? 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,985 You got that baby daddy weight on you. 7 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:20,453 What's baby daddy weight? 8 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:21,354 Malisa. 9 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,655 You got the babydaddy transfer. 10 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:25,492 The weight transfer over from having the baby to you. 11 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:27,894 I don't...think that works that way, Dad. 12 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:31,364 Remember, always stay true to one another, 13 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:34,167 and most importantly, always stay true to yourself. 14 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,702 I'm Jazzy P. [giggles] 15 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:40,440 Hey, Jazzy. 16 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:44,411 [Malik] Uh, hello? Jazmine? 17 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,479 I guess she don't even see us standin' over here. 18 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:50,784 [dramatic sigh] 19 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,152 Did you see that? 20 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:55,021 Did she just change into her superhero persona? 21 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:56,156 [Malik laughs] 22 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,858 As you can see, even after a full day, 23 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,960 my makeup is still intact. 24 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,696 I credit this to a new matte foundation I started using. 25 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:05,465 Ooh, girl, it is so good! 26 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:08,868 It lasts all day, and it works on drier skin. 27 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:10,203 Thanks so much for tuning in. 28 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,405 I'm Jazzy P. Stay true to yourself. 29 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,473 Mwah. 30 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:16,342 Ugh! 31 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,745 [laughs] 32 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,513 Uh, Jazzy? Hey. 33 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,816 Oh, hi, Daddy! I didn't even see you there! 34 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,253 What's goin' on? 35 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:31,124 Man, this stuff is exhausting, but I love it. 36 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:33,059 What? You love what? 37 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:35,094 Talkin' to my fans. 38 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:37,197 Your fans? What? 39 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,465 Daddy, get your boy. 40 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,300 Get your boy before I hurt his feelings. 41 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,235 First of all, you have to have friends, 42 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,237 and we all know you don't have many of those. 43 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,406 And then people have to actually like you. 44 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,308 Stop that. Come on, now. 45 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,410 Now, what, what, what is this you're talkin' about? 46 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,846 Well, I was just messin' around online one day, 47 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,248 giving some friends some makeup advice, right? 48 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,417 And then we started talkin' about relationships 49 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,220 and past experiences and... 50 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,788 it just caught on. People love it. 51 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,691 Dad, all they do is trash men and talk about 'em bad. 52 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:06,025 No, we don't. 53 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:08,795 Well, only the men who deserve to be talked badly about. 54 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,430 Oh! Is that right? 55 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,465 Have you talked bad about Caleb yet? 56 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,969 Oof, you know I talked about that triflin' fool. 57 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,637 See? I told you. 58 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,306 No, I created a safe space for likeminded women 59 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,076 so we can just vent about our experiences. 60 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,110 [sighs] 61 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:26,779 And it's gotten me... 62 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:28,381 this many followers. 63 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:30,550 -You see that, boy? -Mm. 64 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,318 Hah! 65 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:33,620 Look kind of Photoshopped. 66 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,255 [Jazmine] Yeah, yeah, you jealous, you jealous. 67 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:40,152 [theme music] 68 00:02:40,152 --> 00:02:41,753 [sprinkler turns on] 69 00:02:41,753 --> 00:02:43,322 [bird chirping] 70 00:02:43,322 --> 00:02:45,390 [airplane flying overhead] 71 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:47,159 [car alarm wailing] [horn honking] 72 00:02:47,159 --> 00:02:49,228 [fireworks whistling, bursting] 73 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,868 [siren wailing] 74 00:02:57,795 --> 00:03:00,031 [music] 75 00:03:00,031 --> 00:03:02,667 Mm-hmm. What you got to say now? 76 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,202 You probably bought those followers. 77 00:03:04,202 --> 00:03:06,938 -That's what I got to say. -You can do that? 78 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:08,272 You can pay people to follow you? 79 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,107 Yes, people do it all the time. 80 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,676 But I don't. 81 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,145 Smile, Daddy! 82 00:03:15,146 --> 00:03:16,647 Look, you should probably stop givin' advice 83 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:18,783 about things you don't know about. 84 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:21,686 It's not advice, Malik. It's just our opinions. 85 00:03:21,686 --> 00:03:24,155 Yeah, okay, well, if you're givin' out opinions on makeup, 86 00:03:24,155 --> 00:03:26,390 you should talk to them about wearing these long eyelashes. 87 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:28,693 It's really gettin' out of hand. 88 00:03:28,693 --> 00:03:31,262 [chuckles] 89 00:03:31,262 --> 00:03:34,298 Yeah, you know, this is all nice. 90 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,367 But shouldn't you be on campus right now? 91 00:03:36,367 --> 00:03:38,102 Oh, yeah, um... 92 00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:41,272 I'm just showin' my new fans and followers where I come from. 93 00:03:41,272 --> 00:03:44,342 You know, family...background. 94 00:03:44,342 --> 00:03:47,111 And how is this affecting your grades? 95 00:03:47,111 --> 00:03:49,280 It's not. I'm good. 96 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:53,918 You, you good? 97 00:03:53,918 --> 00:03:55,386 Okay, who you been talkin' to? 98 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:59,323 Your mother and I got a email about your grades. 99 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:01,526 They send y'all that? 100 00:04:01,526 --> 00:04:04,996 Yeah, see, how it works is where my money goes, 101 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:06,898 receipts come back. 102 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,766 And yours came up short. 103 00:04:08,766 --> 00:04:10,301 [clears throat] Dad, don't worry about it, okay? 104 00:04:10,301 --> 00:04:12,870 I just missed a class. 105 00:04:12,870 --> 00:04:15,039 And a test. 106 00:04:15,039 --> 00:04:17,508 Or three. 107 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,043 -Jazmine! -Don't worry about it. 108 00:04:19,043 --> 00:04:20,578 I got this! 109 00:04:20,578 --> 00:04:24,615 I got it under control. But it does have me thinkin'. 110 00:04:24,615 --> 00:04:26,651 What does it have you thinkin'? 111 00:04:26,651 --> 00:04:29,387 What life would be like if I did this full time. 112 00:04:29,387 --> 00:04:31,722 No, this is not a career, Jazmine, no. 113 00:04:31,722 --> 00:04:33,157 Dad, it can be. 114 00:04:33,157 --> 00:04:34,992 You don't understand how much money 115 00:04:34,992 --> 00:04:36,627 these influencers are makin', okay? 116 00:04:36,627 --> 00:04:38,496 There are entire communities of people 117 00:04:38,496 --> 00:04:40,164 that just talk about their opinions 118 00:04:40,164 --> 00:04:42,400 about any and everything. 119 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,302 I hate to admit it, but she's right, Dad. 120 00:04:44,302 --> 00:04:47,171 I mean, these content creators and influencers, 121 00:04:47,171 --> 00:04:49,373 they make money from companies, brands. 122 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,208 People even tip them if they like what they're sayin'. 123 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,410 -[Jazmine] Mm-hmm. -Is that right? 124 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:54,445 -[Malik] Yeah. -Mm-hmm. I get tipped too. 125 00:04:54,445 --> 00:04:57,114 And it'd be even more if I did this full time. 126 00:04:57,114 --> 00:04:58,516 I might even get sponsored. 127 00:04:58,516 --> 00:05:01,319 Yeah, but that's not a guarantee. 128 00:05:01,319 --> 00:05:03,254 They have to like what you're sayin'. 129 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:04,722 And some of the comments right here, 130 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,490 they're sayin' that they would... 131 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:08,759 like to see more pictures of that "Zaddy" you just posted. 132 00:05:10,695 --> 00:05:12,063 What's that? 133 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:14,899 It's another way of sayin' you got some old man sauce, 134 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:17,635 you got some drip about yourself, you know? 135 00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:20,137 They think you're a snack. That's what they think. 136 00:05:20,137 --> 00:05:22,106 [Jazmine] Yeah, it means they, uh... 137 00:05:22,106 --> 00:05:23,841 they think you're handsome. 138 00:05:23,841 --> 00:05:27,011 Oh yeah, they supposed to feel that way. 139 00:05:27,011 --> 00:05:28,312 What do you call it? 140 00:05:28,312 --> 00:05:29,981 Dad, I don't even wanna repeat it. 141 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,215 No, no, come on. What is it? 142 00:05:31,215 --> 00:05:32,383 It's "Zaddy." 143 00:05:32,383 --> 00:05:33,918 -Zaddy. -[Malik] Oh god... 144 00:05:33,918 --> 00:05:35,353 That's me. 145 00:05:35,353 --> 00:05:37,054 [laughter] 146 00:05:37,054 --> 00:05:40,124 [music] 147 00:05:40,124 --> 00:05:41,959 -Hey, baby! -Hey. 148 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:43,094 [Laura] Oh! 149 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:44,829 You guys... 150 00:05:44,829 --> 00:05:47,365 How are you feeling? 151 00:05:47,365 --> 00:05:48,833 [sneezes] 152 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:50,568 Bless you! 153 00:05:50,568 --> 00:05:52,570 I'm good, though. I'm good. 154 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:54,505 Here you go, sweetheart. 155 00:05:54,505 --> 00:05:58,175 I brought you some hot tea, okay? 156 00:05:58,175 --> 00:05:59,810 Mm-hmm! 157 00:06:02,647 --> 00:06:03,714 No? 158 00:06:03,714 --> 00:06:05,316 Uh, yeah, babe, he doesn't like tea 159 00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:07,018 unless there's ice in it. 160 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,686 -Oh. -And it's sweet. 161 00:06:08,686 --> 00:06:10,888 -Okay. -And with a lemon. 162 00:06:10,888 --> 00:06:13,591 All right, no problem. Hey, listen, listen. 163 00:06:13,591 --> 00:06:16,093 I come prepared. [laughs] 164 00:06:16,093 --> 00:06:18,863 Some OJ for you. 165 00:06:18,863 --> 00:06:20,398 Fresh squeezed, okay? 166 00:06:20,398 --> 00:06:22,066 That's gonna be real good for you. 167 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:24,335 No? 168 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:28,072 Yeah, uh, he doesn't like pulp in his juice. 169 00:06:28,072 --> 00:06:29,674 Actually, I don't either. 170 00:06:29,674 --> 00:06:32,109 I don't know why people like it like that, but... 171 00:06:32,109 --> 00:06:34,445 Aww, baby, it's... 172 00:06:34,445 --> 00:06:37,114 It's, like, fresh-squeezed OJ. 173 00:06:37,114 --> 00:06:38,349 [laughs] 174 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:41,552 Doesn't get any fresher than this. 175 00:06:41,552 --> 00:06:43,454 Yeah, you know, I think I'mma call my mom. 176 00:06:43,454 --> 00:06:45,322 -She always-- -No, no, no, no, no! 177 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,525 Please! 178 00:06:47,525 --> 00:06:51,062 Don't call your mama, okay? I got this. 179 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,329 -I got this! -Okay... 180 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,798 [Laura] I can do this. 181 00:06:53,798 --> 00:06:56,300 I can take care of the Payne men 'cause, see, look. 182 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,703 Boom, baby! I got you guys some soup. 183 00:06:58,703 --> 00:07:00,538 -Oh, you got some soup? -Hot and fresh. 184 00:07:00,538 --> 00:07:02,039 -Yes. -Okay. 185 00:07:02,039 --> 00:07:04,041 For you and for you. 186 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,144 Hot soup, okay? 187 00:07:07,144 --> 00:07:09,580 It's not too hot, but it's good. 188 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:11,716 Yeah, uh, baby, I don't like my chicken 189 00:07:11,716 --> 00:07:15,619 submerged in water like this. It makes it soggy. 190 00:07:15,619 --> 00:07:17,354 It's chicken noodle soup. 191 00:07:18,823 --> 00:07:20,925 Who doesn't like chicken noodle soup? 192 00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:23,394 [Both] We don't. 193 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,898 -Baby? -Hm? 194 00:07:27,898 --> 00:07:31,469 Looks like they're buyin' more snow trucks for the city. 195 00:07:31,469 --> 00:07:33,904 It's about time. 196 00:07:33,904 --> 00:07:36,574 We don't even snow that much in this city. 197 00:07:36,574 --> 00:07:39,110 But don't you remember how I was stuck 198 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:42,713 for over 16 hours on 285, baby, 199 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:46,650 because of that last major snowstorm? 200 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:50,221 Ooh, yeah. I slept good that night. 201 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:52,256 You did? 202 00:07:52,256 --> 00:07:54,258 -Really? -What? Baby, please. 203 00:07:54,258 --> 00:07:55,826 I had supplies in the car, 204 00:07:55,826 --> 00:07:57,000 and I made sure the tank was full before you left the house. 205 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,662 and I made sure the tank was full before you left the house. 206 00:07:58,662 --> 00:08:01,065 I knew you'd be okay. 207 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,399 Thank you! 208 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,934 -Hey, y'all. -Hey! 209 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:08,139 And this is my Aunti Ella and Uncle Curtis's house. 210 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,607 Look at that! 211 00:08:09,607 --> 00:08:12,810 Oh, it's full of love and Southern tradition. 212 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:14,712 This is where I get my foundation. 213 00:08:15,546 --> 00:08:16,814 What's that all about? 214 00:08:16,814 --> 00:08:18,616 Yeah, and why didn't you knock? 215 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:20,751 Jazmine is a social media influencer 216 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:23,254 and she wanted to show all her new fans 217 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:24,922 where she comes from. 218 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:27,958 -Jazmine got fans? -Apparently so. 219 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:30,861 All right, y'all, signin' off! Stay true to who you are. 220 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:35,065 Auntie Ella, Uncle Curtis, 221 00:08:35,065 --> 00:08:38,302 I got people all over the world listenin' to my opinions. 222 00:08:38,302 --> 00:08:40,004 -And I love it. -That's good! 223 00:08:40,004 --> 00:08:42,439 This internet is somethin' else, innit? 224 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,943 Oh! How is school goin'? 225 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:49,513 Um...it's goin'. 226 00:08:53,584 --> 00:08:55,686 Her grades are slippin'. 227 00:08:55,686 --> 00:08:58,455 Daddy, how you gonna put my business out like that? 228 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,057 I'm just tellin' the truth. 229 00:09:00,057 --> 00:09:04,061 Okay, my grades may have taken a small hit. 230 00:09:04,061 --> 00:09:06,897 More like a deep dive. 231 00:09:06,897 --> 00:09:08,399 What's goin' on? 232 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:11,101 Auntie, the world's changin' so fast. 233 00:09:11,101 --> 00:09:13,337 And people my age are findin' new ways to make money 234 00:09:13,337 --> 00:09:15,306 that ain't got nothin' to do with goin' to school. 235 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:17,107 Oh! 236 00:09:17,107 --> 00:09:19,210 I don't like where this is goin'. I don't. 237 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:22,980 Yeah, it sounds like one of Calvin's speeches. 238 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:26,350 I mean it! The internet, social media, 239 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:29,787 the metaverse, crypto... 240 00:09:29,787 --> 00:09:34,458 Jazmine, we are Paynes. We don't do games. 241 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:37,061 It's not a game, Uncle Curtis. It's a new form of currency. 242 00:09:37,061 --> 00:09:38,729 Hm. 243 00:09:38,729 --> 00:09:42,066 It's like the California Gold Rush in the 1800s! 244 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:44,501 Ah, it's exciting stuff! 245 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,103 That's not the point. 246 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:49,139 The point is that is a huge distraction 247 00:09:49,139 --> 00:09:52,576 and your grades have been severely affected. 248 00:09:52,576 --> 00:09:56,213 Well, maybe I should rethink school altogether. 249 00:09:56,213 --> 00:09:57,748 [music] 250 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:03,029 [music] 251 00:10:03,029 --> 00:10:04,964 I'mma try to stay calm and act like 252 00:10:04,964 --> 00:10:09,035 she ain't just say what I thought she said. 253 00:10:09,035 --> 00:10:12,839 Oh, she said what she said, and she said it with her chest. 254 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,377 Dad, please. I can do this. Look! 255 00:10:17,377 --> 00:10:20,346 I gained more followers since we walked through the door. 256 00:10:20,346 --> 00:10:23,383 -Look at this! -Oh, wait, now. 257 00:10:23,383 --> 00:10:26,619 "Gimme. We want to see that Zaddy." 258 00:10:26,619 --> 00:10:28,922 "Gimme more of him!" 259 00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:31,758 I know I'm older, but do you think you really 260 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,994 want to show that to Auntie Ella? 261 00:10:34,994 --> 00:10:40,633 "No, I'm not posting him anymore. Ew." 262 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:44,337 Jazmine, we done went through this already 263 00:10:44,337 --> 00:10:46,306 with Professor Louis. 264 00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:49,275 I know, but that was before I knew what I wanted to do. 265 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,444 That was before the entire world was comin' to me 266 00:10:51,444 --> 00:10:52,846 through my phone. 267 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:57,016 So do they charge extra for the world to come through? 268 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:03,857 -I don't understand. -What's goin' on? 269 00:11:03,857 --> 00:11:06,125 My followers went down after I said I... 270 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:09,496 I'm not postin' the Zaddy anymore. 271 00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:11,731 What is a Zaddy? 272 00:11:11,731 --> 00:11:14,100 Uh, it's a good-lookin' older man. 273 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,603 Oh, that's me! 274 00:11:16,603 --> 00:11:19,005 Curtis, you don't do that. 275 00:11:19,005 --> 00:11:21,341 See, this, this internet stuff is unstable. 276 00:11:21,341 --> 00:11:23,977 One minute they love you 'cause of somethin' you say. 277 00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:29,015 And the next minute they hate you because I'm so good lookin'. 278 00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:31,651 Yeah, well, you don't look that good. 279 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:33,453 I know this internet 280 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:36,122 and social media world, it's all new, 281 00:11:36,122 --> 00:11:37,690 and it might seem like, you know, 282 00:11:37,690 --> 00:11:39,759 the possibilities are limitless. 283 00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:42,595 But you're burning the candle at both ends. 284 00:11:42,595 --> 00:11:44,197 What does that mean? 285 00:11:44,197 --> 00:11:48,868 Oh, that means that you are overextending yourself. 286 00:11:48,868 --> 00:11:52,105 Yes, we use fire references in this house. 287 00:11:52,105 --> 00:11:53,072 Mm. 288 00:11:55,441 --> 00:11:56,943 Now, Jazmine, you can do 289 00:11:56,943 --> 00:11:58,978 this influencer stuff some other time. 290 00:11:58,978 --> 00:12:01,047 No, Dad, you don't understand. 291 00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:03,650 There are three-year-olds makin' millions of dollars 292 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,985 just talkin' about some toys. 293 00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:08,621 -Look at this. -Mm-mm. 294 00:12:08,621 --> 00:12:10,056 Look, this one? 295 00:12:10,056 --> 00:12:12,559 He opens toys and talks about 'em. 296 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,394 That's it. He's got millions of followers 297 00:12:14,394 --> 00:12:16,696 and he makes 2 million a year. 298 00:12:16,696 --> 00:12:19,666 -Just by talkin' about toys? -Mm-hmm. 299 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:22,902 The world has really changed. 300 00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:25,838 Dad, I'm just getting started with this, okay? 301 00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:27,707 I just need to get my followers up 302 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:30,009 and put more into it so I can make more money! 303 00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:33,913 CJ, I know your position on this, but, you know, 304 00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:37,183 our kids tend to go against the grain. 305 00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:41,421 So the harder we push, the more they pull away. 306 00:12:41,421 --> 00:12:43,790 -Remember that. -I know, I know. 307 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:45,858 Well, technically, 308 00:12:45,858 --> 00:12:47,527 she doesn't really need your permission. 309 00:12:47,527 --> 00:12:49,629 -She's grown. -You're right. 310 00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:51,230 -[Ella] She's grown. -All right! 311 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,499 See? This one just eats candy all day. 312 00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:54,734 Millionaire. 313 00:12:56,369 --> 00:12:58,404 -What!? -Mm-hmm. 314 00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:00,340 Jazmine? 315 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:01,741 If you don't put this 316 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:03,910 extracurricular stuff to the side 317 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,878 and pull your grades up, 318 00:13:05,878 --> 00:13:07,547 you're gonna have to 319 00:13:07,547 --> 00:13:10,817 navigate these waters by yourself. 320 00:13:10,817 --> 00:13:12,285 What do you mean? 321 00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:16,556 Financially, you're gonna be on your own, okay? 322 00:13:16,556 --> 00:13:19,359 -You're grown. -[scoffs] 323 00:13:19,359 --> 00:13:20,793 Dad, that's not fair. 324 00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:23,296 You know I'm still gonna need your help financially. 325 00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:24,731 Sorry. 326 00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:31,104 [music] 327 00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:32,805 Oh god. 328 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,908 Oh, let's get going. 329 00:13:41,381 --> 00:13:42,749 Okay. 330 00:13:44,684 --> 00:13:46,986 "Take two tablets by mouth--" 331 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:49,489 -Miranda! -Hey! 332 00:13:49,489 --> 00:13:50,823 You're here. 333 00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:52,859 And I didn't even let you in. 334 00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:55,495 Oh, I have a key for emergencies. 335 00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:56,996 Oh! 336 00:13:56,996 --> 00:13:59,132 Well, what brings you by? 337 00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:01,668 [laughs] 338 00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:04,370 They're driving you crazy, aren't they? 339 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,339 What are you talking about? 340 00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:08,408 Hmm! 341 00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:11,477 You have no idea! 342 00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:13,379 [laughs] 343 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:17,650 Actually, I do, and that's exactly why I'm here. 344 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:21,054 They wanna be all tough and manly until they get sick, 345 00:14:21,054 --> 00:14:24,157 and then they wanna be childish little babies. 346 00:14:24,157 --> 00:14:25,958 [laughs] 347 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:29,896 I was gonna say they were bein' difficult, but okay. 348 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,964 -[sighs] Here we go. -[Laura] Oh my goodness. 349 00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:35,301 What is all of this that you brought? 350 00:14:35,301 --> 00:14:38,638 A little somethin' that's gonna get the sickness out of them. 351 00:14:38,638 --> 00:14:40,273 -Alrighty. -What's in it? 352 00:14:40,273 --> 00:14:43,509 Oh...[laughs] 353 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:46,846 I could tell you, but then I would, uh, have to kill you. 354 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,383 Um, boys? Um, come on! 355 00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:52,185 I have something for you! 356 00:14:55,555 --> 00:14:57,623 Oh, my baby! 357 00:14:57,623 --> 00:15:00,000 -Hey, Miranda. -Hey! 358 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,226 -Hey, Miranda. -Hey! 359 00:15:00,226 --> 00:15:03,563 So, Calvin, you called Miranda over here? 360 00:15:03,563 --> 00:15:05,765 -No. -I did. 361 00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:10,837 Here you go. Here's a napkin. 362 00:15:10,837 --> 00:15:12,472 -Thank you. -Here, excuse me, excuse me, 363 00:15:12,472 --> 00:15:13,940 let me sit with my baby. 364 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,442 How are you doin', lovie? 365 00:15:16,442 --> 00:15:18,711 Not good. 366 00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,613 I was talkin' to the little one. 367 00:15:20,613 --> 00:15:23,282 I knew that. 368 00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:26,419 See, the key is to get them to eat something nutritious 369 00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:29,155 that'll help, you know, keep the symptoms down. 370 00:15:29,155 --> 00:15:31,824 And it keeps them hydrated. 371 00:15:31,824 --> 00:15:33,226 Whew! 372 00:15:33,226 --> 00:15:36,662 And so where did you learn all that? 373 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:38,030 Miss Ella! 374 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,732 Oh, but don't worry, I did add a little bit-- 375 00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:41,834 I saw your soggy chicken soup. 376 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,903 I added something to it too. 377 00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:47,273 Chicken noodle soup. You know what? 378 00:15:48,641 --> 00:15:50,042 Never mind. 379 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:52,078 Listen, don't worry, 380 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,547 because I'm sure when you two officially tie the knot 381 00:15:54,547 --> 00:15:58,050 that she will tell you the secret ingredient too. 382 00:15:58,050 --> 00:16:00,119 It's a Payne thing. 383 00:16:00,119 --> 00:16:03,189 You know, Miranda, you could tell me the secret ingredient 384 00:16:03,189 --> 00:16:05,892 -right now. -You know, I could. 385 00:16:05,892 --> 00:16:08,661 But then I would definitely have to kill you. 386 00:16:08,661 --> 00:16:10,363 [laughs] 387 00:16:10,363 --> 00:16:16,135 But listen, I also brought over some OJ--no pulp. 388 00:16:16,135 --> 00:16:20,439 Here, go be the hero. My work here is done. 389 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:24,043 Bye, baby. This baby. 390 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:26,479 I love you. Feel better. Come give me a kiss. 391 00:16:26,479 --> 00:16:27,847 Mwah! 392 00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:30,116 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 393 00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:35,454 -Good luck! -Thanks! 394 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:37,490 Gonna need it... 395 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,758 You feelin' better, baby? 396 00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:40,293 There's no chicken in here. 397 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,864 [inhales sharply] So you like noodle soup. 398 00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:47,266 No chicken. Got it. 399 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:48,968 [music] 400 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,703 [Ella] Curtis! 401 00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:52,872 CJ, which way did Curtis go? 402 00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,707 Curtis! 403 00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:57,043 CJ... 404 00:16:57,043 --> 00:16:59,212 Go in there and talk to her. 405 00:16:59,212 --> 00:17:02,748 Look at my baby sittin' in there so sad in my kitchen. 406 00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:04,183 [chuckles] 407 00:17:04,183 --> 00:17:06,118 That's not funny. CJ! 408 00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:10,289 But Ella, you were right. She's an adult. 409 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:13,860 So I'm just applying a little pressure, okay? 410 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,494 She's smart. 411 00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:18,097 She just needs a few moments to simmer on the reality 412 00:17:18,097 --> 00:17:19,365 of being an adult. 413 00:17:19,365 --> 00:17:22,802 Well, that's enough pressure. 414 00:17:22,802 --> 00:17:24,337 Go in there and talk to her. 415 00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:28,107 Now, you know how rebellious your kids can get, Grandpa. 416 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:33,379 -Baby! -CJ! 417 00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:34,814 Tell me this. 418 00:17:34,814 --> 00:17:39,452 Which one of the twins is cute enough to promote this toy? 419 00:17:39,452 --> 00:17:41,787 -Curtis... -'Cause the girl is cute. 420 00:17:41,787 --> 00:17:44,423 The boy? Eh... 421 00:17:44,423 --> 00:17:47,260 -[Ella] Curtis... -Both of my kids is cute. 422 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:49,795 You know what? There's two of 'em. 423 00:17:49,795 --> 00:17:53,132 So the cute one can do the toy 424 00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:55,635 and the ugly one can do the candy. 425 00:17:55,635 --> 00:17:57,403 Thank you, Lord. 426 00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:59,839 -Did he say the other one? -He said the ugly one. 427 00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:02,008 -No, he did not! -He said the ugly one-- 428 00:18:02,008 --> 00:18:03,542 -He said the other one. -can promote the candy. 429 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,245 -No... -But he said, thank you, Lord. 430 00:18:06,245 --> 00:18:07,246 [laughs] 431 00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:08,915 -Oh, go! -I'mma go talk to this one. 432 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,383 You should. 433 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,319 [sighs] 434 00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:18,391 You know, 435 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,860 I remember when we had to take your cell phone away from you 436 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,029 'cause you were addicted to it, 437 00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:26,499 and you were havin' withdrawals like a madman. 438 00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:30,736 You was--your hair was crazy. You was lookin' a mess. 439 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,872 Right now I'm looking for a job. 440 00:18:32,872 --> 00:18:34,674 And an apartment. 441 00:18:34,674 --> 00:18:36,108 And a car. 442 00:18:36,108 --> 00:18:38,577 It's all so expensive. 443 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:41,914 Yes, yes, because... 444 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:44,517 you have to manage all that. 445 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:49,155 And in order to do that, you need to be financially stable. 446 00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:52,658 Yeah, well, I'm definitely not that anymore. 447 00:18:52,658 --> 00:18:54,894 Thanks, Dad. 448 00:18:54,894 --> 00:18:58,965 Yeah, well, uh...let's just say 449 00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:02,268 the influencer thing does take off. 450 00:19:02,268 --> 00:19:06,806 And...you know, somebody doesn't like you, you know, 451 00:19:06,806 --> 00:19:09,175 they put out a rumor about you. 452 00:19:09,175 --> 00:19:11,477 And the rumor goes viral. 453 00:19:11,477 --> 00:19:16,482 And overnight, you lose all your followers. 454 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:19,018 -Yeah, I have seen that happen. -[CJ] Yeah. 455 00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:20,519 Nowadays, people will cancel you 456 00:19:20,519 --> 00:19:22,488 just for blinkin' at 'em the wrong way. 457 00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,357 That's it. I mean, you found somethin' 458 00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:26,692 that you're really good at, you know? 459 00:19:26,692 --> 00:19:29,428 I respect that. 460 00:19:29,428 --> 00:19:30,596 Thanks. 461 00:19:30,596 --> 00:19:31,931 Yeah. 462 00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:35,134 So, uh, let's make a deal. 463 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:40,973 You keep doing the influencer stuff on the side 464 00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:43,642 and... 465 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:46,779 I'll get you all the accessories that you need. 466 00:19:46,779 --> 00:19:49,982 I'll get you lights, get you a new microphone, 467 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,418 the whole setup, everything you need, 468 00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:56,889 so that your followers can see that you can actually 469 00:19:56,889 --> 00:19:59,325 follow your dreams, 470 00:19:59,325 --> 00:20:00,000 but still stay focused on your schoolwork. 471 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,529 but still stay focused on your schoolwork. 472 00:20:03,529 --> 00:20:05,598 [sighs] 473 00:20:05,598 --> 00:20:07,199 Is that a deal? 474 00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:08,534 It's a deal. 475 00:20:08,534 --> 00:20:10,369 -Hey, Jazzy P! -[Jazmine laughs] 476 00:20:10,369 --> 00:20:12,071 -You know? -I love you, Dad. 477 00:20:12,071 --> 00:20:13,773 Aw, come on, I love you too. 478 00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:17,802 [music] 479 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,437 Come on, let's take one of those zaddy pictures. 480 00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:21,472 -No, let's not. -Come on, now. 481 00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:23,208 -My fans is waitin' for me. -[laughs] 482 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:26,044 -Your fans? -[laughs] Come on! 483 00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:27,478 Uh, all right. 484 00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:29,347 Come on, let me get a smooth face. 485 00:20:29,347 --> 00:20:31,249 -Dad. -Come on, now. 486 00:20:31,249 --> 00:20:32,817 -You're full of yourself. -...they see me lookin' good. 487 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:35,486 -After one post. -Mm... 488 00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:37,088 -Holla. -All right, you said 489 00:20:37,088 --> 00:20:38,590 you were gonna give me accessories. 490 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:41,492 Why don't you just give me a new phone while we're at it? 491 00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:43,127 Oh, see, you're pushin' it. 492 00:20:43,127 --> 00:20:45,530 Come on, don't hate the player. Hate the game! 493 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:48,266 My camera gotta be poppin' if I'mma do this. 494 00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,668 -All right, we'll get the phone. -Yes, yes, yes! 495 00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:52,403 [laughter] 496 00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:59,052 [music] 497 00:21:24,503 --> 00:21:25,771 [music] 498 00:21:26,505 --> 00:21:28,307 [BET theme]