1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,536 - Okay, listen, just please let me know as, as, 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:06,740 as soon as you know something, okay? 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:10,744 No, not about the Etsy store, about the baby. 4 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,813 Alright, bye. 5 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:15,782 [sighs] 6 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,117 - What did your friend say? 7 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,285 - Okay, she just started her shift at the E.R. 8 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:20,954 and she's going to track them down 9 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,889 and as soon as she does, she'll let me know. 10 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,691 - I hope it's a boy. 11 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,126 - Say what? 12 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:27,494 - I hope Lisa has a baby boy. 13 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,062 - Curtis, how can you think about that 14 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,698 when we are in the middle of a family crisis? 15 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,367 - Oh, Mr. Payne, you're trying to stay positive. 16 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:38,304 - Nah, I just don't want to be doing nobody's hair again. 17 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:42,542 - [laughs] - That is so selfish. 18 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,678 - Ella, this is gonna be my first grandniece. 19 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:50,049 Okay? and I'll do whatever it takes to keep her quiet. 20 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,352 I mean, make her happy. 21 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:55,388 - But what if it's a grandnephew? 22 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,490 - Then, I can just throw him in the baptismal pool 23 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:59,058 and wish him luck. 24 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,393 - [laughs] 25 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:04,297 - Curtis, this is no time to laugh. 26 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:06,933 - Baby, look, we have been through the worst of the worst. 27 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:10,970 Okay? And being stressed and worried don't make it no better. 28 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,405 - Mr. Payne's right. 29 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,607 We have definitely been through a lot as a family. 30 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:15,542 - Yes. 31 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:18,211 - Well, at least, you guys have. 32 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,313 - Don't do that. Don't do that. 33 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:23,516 You are part of this family and you always will be. 34 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:24,551 - Ms. Ella. 35 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:25,785 - Muah, muah, muah. 36 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,221 - Well, baby, you know technically... 37 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:32,158 - Um, I'm, I'm right here, Mr. Payne. 38 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:34,060 - Hey, come on. 39 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,028 - "Come on" what, baby? 40 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,463 I'm just saying. I'm kidding. 41 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,932 Come on, I'm just trying to lighten up the mood. 42 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,366 Now, come on. 43 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:43,069 - Well, help less, lighten less and pray more. 44 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:44,337 - Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. 45 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:48,107 Hey, okay, Lattice, you found them. 46 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:50,677 Oh, okay. Oh, that's good. 47 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,679 Good, good, good. 48 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:55,081 Oh, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's not good. 49 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:56,316 - No, it's not. 50 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,685 - So, wait, there's-- what happened? 51 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:01,821 There's nothing else that they can do? 52 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:05,658 Okay. I'll let him know. 53 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,827 - Oh, how bad is it? 54 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,562 How bad is it? 55 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,431 - It's not good. 56 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:15,935 Someone hacked into her Etsy store. 57 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,337 Shut it down. 58 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:20,773 Now she can't sell any of her porcelain cats. 59 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:24,444 - The babies, Miranda. 60 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:26,646 - Um, Malik, Lisa and the baby, 61 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,982 they were discharged about an hour ago. 62 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,149 So they left the hospital. 63 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,185 They should be home soon. 64 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:35,455 - ELLA: Oof! You should have lead with that. 65 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:45,743 - ♪ 66 00:02:47,979 --> 00:02:54,252 ♪♪ 67 00:02:56,934 --> 00:02:57,901 - [exclaiming, baby talk] 68 00:02:57,901 --> 00:02:59,336 - You got your momma looks. 69 00:02:59,336 --> 00:03:01,071 - Hey, nook, nook! 70 00:03:01,071 --> 00:03:04,208 - Hey! Oh, my goodness! 71 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:07,745 Oh, let me see that baby girl. 72 00:03:07,745 --> 00:03:10,581 - Hold on there, Edward Sooty Hands. 73 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:11,815 - Excuse me? 74 00:03:11,815 --> 00:03:13,484 - Are your hands clean? 75 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:14,518 - Really? 76 00:03:14,518 --> 00:03:15,819 - Yes, it's no disrespect, Miranda, 77 00:03:15,819 --> 00:03:18,322 but babies are very susceptible to germs. 78 00:03:18,322 --> 00:03:20,958 - Wow, I didn't know that. 79 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:23,193 You know, I pushed a whole human out of my vagina. 80 00:03:23,193 --> 00:03:24,628 How about you? 81 00:03:24,628 --> 00:03:26,263 - Oh. 82 00:03:26,263 --> 00:03:28,298 - Yeah, girl, he asked the hospital 83 00:03:28,298 --> 00:03:30,934 for a sterilized surgical suit before we left. 84 00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:32,169 - [laughs] 85 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:34,171 - The first baby fear. 86 00:03:34,171 --> 00:03:36,240 - 100 percent. 87 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,576 - Calvin washed his hands so much, 88 00:03:39,576 --> 00:03:41,879 he looked like he had sharecroppers fingers. 89 00:03:41,879 --> 00:03:43,414 - [laughing] 90 00:03:43,414 --> 00:03:44,515 - Oh, I remember that. 91 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,583 - Ssh, ssh, hey, hey, hey, hey. 92 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:49,620 Not so loud, alright? She's sleeping. 93 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,289 - Boy, we couldn't even listen to the radio on the way home. 94 00:03:52,289 --> 00:03:54,324 He drove 35 all the way. 95 00:03:54,324 --> 00:03:56,026 - I was being safe. 96 00:03:56,026 --> 00:03:58,429 - We were on the interstate. 97 00:03:58,429 --> 00:04:02,366 - Oh, she is so beautiful, Malik. 98 00:04:02,366 --> 00:04:05,636 Oh... [baby talks] - Thank you, Auntie Ella. 99 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:09,373 You know, she really does look like Mom. 100 00:04:09,373 --> 00:04:13,277 - ELLA: Mmhmm. 101 00:04:13,277 --> 00:04:14,878 - Hey, um, Auntie Ella? - Mmhmm. 102 00:04:14,878 --> 00:04:16,747 - Have you heard anything? 103 00:04:16,747 --> 00:04:18,882 - Not yet. 104 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:21,585 - [sighs] This family really doesn't deserve this. 105 00:04:21,585 --> 00:04:26,757 - God would not give us more than we can bear. 106 00:04:26,757 --> 00:04:29,426 - Yeah, I understand, it's just, it's not much 107 00:04:29,426 --> 00:04:31,261 this family hasn't been through. 108 00:04:31,261 --> 00:04:33,997 - Lisa, do you need anything? 109 00:04:33,997 --> 00:04:35,466 - A name. 110 00:04:35,466 --> 00:04:39,837 - Oh, you haven't named this child yet? 111 00:04:39,837 --> 00:04:42,039 - No, we just been calling her Da Baby. 112 00:04:42,039 --> 00:04:43,674 - [laughs] 113 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,509 - That's my favorite rapper. 114 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:48,312 Not a good name for a girl. 115 00:04:49,813 --> 00:04:52,282 - You know, I been thinking about Janine Jr. 116 00:04:52,282 --> 00:04:55,185 - [laughing] 117 00:04:55,185 --> 00:04:58,088 - Look, ssh, ssh, Da Baby's sleeping. 118 00:04:59,156 --> 00:05:01,625 - Malik, that's very thoughtful. 119 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:04,194 - Yeah, but maybe you should just give it a little bit... 120 00:05:04,194 --> 00:05:05,963 - It's a terrible name. 121 00:05:06,997 --> 00:05:09,266 - Not Janine, but the junior. 122 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:11,068 - Well, why can't women be juniors? 123 00:05:11,068 --> 00:05:13,003 - Because only men are juniors. 124 00:05:13,003 --> 00:05:14,004 - That's sexist. 125 00:05:14,004 --> 00:05:16,807 - Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh. 126 00:05:16,807 --> 00:05:20,477 - Malik, you are not thinking straight right now. 127 00:05:20,477 --> 00:05:22,746 - Auntie Ella, I am thinking straight. 128 00:05:22,746 --> 00:05:24,615 Okay, I'm thinking about if my mom never gets a chance 129 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,949 to meet her granddaughter, 130 00:05:25,949 --> 00:05:27,985 then at least she can live out her legacy. 131 00:05:31,588 --> 00:05:35,726 - Do you ever have those unthinkable thoughts? 132 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:38,862 - You mean, like the house being quiet all the time? 133 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,599 - I mean, like losing Aunt Ella. 134 00:05:42,599 --> 00:05:45,802 - We talked about it. 135 00:05:45,802 --> 00:05:49,473 And I really do hope, hope she goes first. 136 00:05:49,473 --> 00:05:51,275 - Why would you say that? 137 00:05:51,275 --> 00:05:53,977 - Well, I mean, CJ, whoever's left here 138 00:05:53,977 --> 00:05:56,046 gotta deal with all of it. 139 00:05:56,046 --> 00:05:57,848 - All of what? 140 00:05:57,848 --> 00:06:00,551 - The grief, loneliness, depression, 141 00:06:00,551 --> 00:06:04,321 finances, arrangements. 142 00:06:04,321 --> 00:06:07,891 Meanwhile, whoever goes first, 143 00:06:07,891 --> 00:06:12,462 you just run off to the afterlife afterparty. 144 00:06:12,462 --> 00:06:14,097 - I never thought about it like that. 145 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:16,133 - Mm. 146 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:21,138 I wouldn't wanna leave Ella here with all that, alone. 147 00:06:21,138 --> 00:06:23,807 - That's huge, Unc. 148 00:06:23,807 --> 00:06:26,977 - That's til death do us part. 149 00:06:26,977 --> 00:06:28,312 That's what that is. 150 00:06:28,312 --> 00:06:29,379 - Mm. 151 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:31,381 - Hey, guys, I got some news. 152 00:06:31,381 --> 00:06:34,751 Janine's plane is in Charlotte, North Carolina. 153 00:06:34,751 --> 00:06:36,053 - Well, where did you hear that? 154 00:06:36,053 --> 00:06:38,121 There's nothing on the news or on social media. 155 00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:39,523 - Floyd and Pookie told me. 156 00:06:39,523 --> 00:06:42,359 - Okay, so you been watching Dumb N-N again. 157 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:43,794 - So, there are no new developments? 158 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,495 - Floyd cuts Ronnie B's hair. 159 00:06:45,495 --> 00:06:47,664 Ronnie B used to mess with Pookie's aunt. 160 00:06:47,664 --> 00:06:50,734 - Okay, what is the point to this ghetto family reunion? 161 00:06:50,734 --> 00:06:52,903 - Well, Pookie's aunt works for the FAA. 162 00:06:52,903 --> 00:06:56,740 She told him about... about the plane crash. 163 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:58,775 - Crash? 164 00:06:58,775 --> 00:07:01,278 Did, did she say those words? 165 00:07:01,278 --> 00:07:02,846 Plane crash? 166 00:07:02,846 --> 00:07:05,115 - Well, no, she said incident. 167 00:07:05,115 --> 00:07:06,783 But the shop said plane crash. 168 00:07:06,783 --> 00:07:08,619 - Okay, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard. 169 00:07:08,619 --> 00:07:10,654 Please, all of that information is useless. 170 00:07:10,654 --> 00:07:13,357 - Okay. Don't listen to the streets. 171 00:07:13,357 --> 00:07:15,492 But they be knowing what's happening. 172 00:07:15,492 --> 00:07:17,694 - NEWS REPORTER: Breaking news just in. 173 00:07:17,694 --> 00:07:22,799 An inbound flight to Atlanta has suffered an engine failure. 174 00:07:22,799 --> 00:07:26,837 - See, now, that's a reliable source. 175 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,272 - NEWS REPORTER: The plane was diverted for an emergency 176 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:32,209 landing in Charlotte, North Carolina. 177 00:07:32,209 --> 00:07:33,810 - Well, I'll be damned. 178 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:36,713 - Floyd and Pookie also sold me some Bitcoin. 179 00:07:36,713 --> 00:07:38,315 - I gotta get out of here. 180 00:07:38,315 --> 00:07:39,549 - Well, where you going? 181 00:07:39,549 --> 00:07:40,951 - Charlotte. 182 00:07:40,951 --> 00:07:42,786 - Well, before you know the status of the flight? 183 00:07:42,786 --> 00:07:44,054 - Do you think that's wise? 184 00:07:44,054 --> 00:07:47,290 - No, I think it's til death do us part. 185 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:48,592 - That's my boy. 186 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:54,431 - Okay, ox tails, kale salad, 187 00:07:54,431 --> 00:07:58,769 pecan pie, dressing and sliced apples. 188 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,070 - Ooh. 189 00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:01,004 - You're welcome. 190 00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:02,305 - My postpartum meal 191 00:08:02,305 --> 00:08:04,941 was cheeseburgers, cereal and taffy. 192 00:08:05,842 --> 00:08:07,778 - I don't know why I'm so hungry. 193 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:12,215 - Your body's burning extra calories producing breast milk. 194 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:14,818 - So, were you gonna breastfeed or bottle feed? 195 00:08:14,818 --> 00:08:17,154 You know, now men are breastfeeding with a bag. 196 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:20,157 Mmhmm. 197 00:08:20,157 --> 00:08:22,426 - Oh, I entered on the wrong conversation. 198 00:08:22,426 --> 00:08:23,460 Let me go. 199 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:25,095 - Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 200 00:08:25,095 --> 00:08:26,163 Where you going? 201 00:08:26,163 --> 00:08:27,664 - The baby, she's crying. 202 00:08:27,664 --> 00:08:28,665 - You just put her to sleep. 203 00:08:28,665 --> 00:08:29,900 - Have a seat. 204 00:08:32,069 --> 00:08:34,104 - [laughing] 205 00:08:34,104 --> 00:08:36,406 - [sighs] You know I've been thinking on it 206 00:08:36,406 --> 00:08:39,009 and we're gonna name the baby Janine. 207 00:08:39,009 --> 00:08:42,212 - Malik, I think that is a wonderful gesture. 208 00:08:42,212 --> 00:08:43,780 - Well, thank you, Auntie Ella. 209 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:46,650 Now, you don't think I'm being too pretentious, right? 210 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:49,720 I mean, 'cause it kinda feels like if I name her that, 211 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,688 then it's almost like jinxing my mom. 212 00:08:51,688 --> 00:08:53,490 - Follow your heart, babe. 213 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:55,692 I mean this is a special moment. 214 00:08:55,692 --> 00:08:57,427 We're giving her a name. 215 00:08:57,427 --> 00:08:59,596 - You're right. 216 00:08:59,596 --> 00:09:02,632 Auntie Ella, why did my parents name me Malik? 217 00:09:02,632 --> 00:09:05,535 - [laughs] 218 00:09:05,535 --> 00:09:07,037 [clears throat] 219 00:09:07,037 --> 00:09:12,442 Curtis misspelled Malachi on the gift basket. 220 00:09:12,442 --> 00:09:14,144 - Oh, wow. 221 00:09:14,144 --> 00:09:17,581 - The nurse saw it and wrote it on the carrier in the hospital. 222 00:09:19,382 --> 00:09:20,283 - That was it? 223 00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:22,052 - Yes. 224 00:09:22,052 --> 00:09:25,155 And when you came home, we loved the name Malik. 225 00:09:25,155 --> 00:09:26,757 - Hmm. 226 00:09:26,757 --> 00:09:30,227 - And Curtis still can not spell a single name in the Bible. 227 00:09:30,227 --> 00:09:31,695 - [laughing] 228 00:09:31,695 --> 00:09:32,796 - I can't believe that. 229 00:09:32,796 --> 00:09:35,766 - No, he argues with me that Job 230 00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:37,901 should have an E on the end of it. 231 00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:39,536 - Oh, I can't believe that. 232 00:09:39,536 --> 00:09:40,804 - Yes. 233 00:09:40,804 --> 00:09:43,039 - Wait, so how did Calvin get his name? 234 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:45,275 - Another Curtis Payne special. 235 00:09:46,443 --> 00:09:48,345 - He misspelled Calvin? 236 00:09:48,345 --> 00:09:51,314 - Not one time. 237 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:55,552 When he saw me... [laughs] 238 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:58,288 I was wearing Calvin Klein jeans. 239 00:09:58,288 --> 00:10:00,757 - [laughs] And? 240 00:10:00,757 --> 00:10:06,329 - And he said naming Calvin would remind him of, 241 00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:08,598 um, use your imagination. 242 00:10:08,598 --> 00:10:11,301 - Oh. - [laughing] 243 00:10:11,301 --> 00:10:15,038 - Oh, boy, one thing being in this family has taught me 244 00:10:15,038 --> 00:10:17,841 is that there are so many precious moments 245 00:10:17,841 --> 00:10:19,743 that we can't take for granted. 246 00:10:19,743 --> 00:10:22,546 - Mmhmm, you're right. Tomorrow's not promised. 247 00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:24,181 - Nope. - To anybody. 248 00:10:24,181 --> 00:10:26,483 It can be gone in the blink of an eye. 249 00:10:26,483 --> 00:10:29,886 - Mmm. 250 00:10:32,088 --> 00:10:36,126 - That's why me and Lisa have to get married, ASAP. 251 00:10:37,427 --> 00:10:39,729 - Can I eat my ox tail first? 252 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:45,737 - Malik, you know I am against people 253 00:10:45,737 --> 00:10:48,773 playing married and shacking up. 254 00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:52,410 But this is not a decision 255 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,545 that you want to make impulsively. 256 00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,581 - I understand that, but if it was anyone 257 00:10:56,581 --> 00:10:59,183 that I thought would be excited, I thought it would be you. 258 00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:02,487 - Don't make lifelong decisions for me. 259 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,156 Make sure that this is something 260 00:11:05,156 --> 00:11:09,127 that will work for the both of you. 261 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,662 - Well, Lisa, what do you think? 262 00:11:11,662 --> 00:11:13,197 Do you think it's the right time? 263 00:11:13,197 --> 00:11:15,566 - Malik. - Yeah? 264 00:11:15,566 --> 00:11:19,804 - I am so hungry, I can't even think straight right now. 265 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,673 Y'all got any more cornbread dressing? 266 00:11:22,673 --> 00:11:26,144 - Wait, you, you want more food? 267 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,745 - Are you calling me fat? 268 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,149 - Ooh, they just skipped the vows 269 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,618 and went straight to passive-aggressive arguing. 270 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,254 - No, that's not what I'm doing. 271 00:11:36,254 --> 00:11:38,256 I'm not calling you fat, okay? 272 00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:40,091 I basically just proposed to you 273 00:11:40,091 --> 00:11:44,295 and your response was more cornbread dressing. 274 00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:46,063 - Malik, I just had our baby. 275 00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:49,300 A human being curled up in me for nine months. 276 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,369 A baby, that for the record, you put in me. 277 00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:53,004 - Yep, yep. - Oh. 278 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,872 - They're married. They're married. They married. 279 00:11:54,872 --> 00:11:58,776 - This isn't about cornbread dressing or the baby. 280 00:11:58,776 --> 00:12:01,879 - Says the man who was named after a Bible book typo. 281 00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:04,749 - Oh, wow. So now I'm a mistake? 282 00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:06,117 That's where you going with this? 283 00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:07,652 - Alrighty, right there. 284 00:12:07,652 --> 00:12:09,487 Ha-ha, ding, ding, ding. 285 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:11,322 Let's take a breath. 286 00:12:11,322 --> 00:12:12,423 Let's everybody take a-- 287 00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:13,791 - [exhales] 288 00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:15,026 - A breath. 289 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,528 - [exhales] 290 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,831 - You know what? I got a, I got a better idea. 291 00:12:19,831 --> 00:12:21,499 Maybe we should take a break. 292 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,401 - Okay, you know what? You are right. 293 00:12:23,401 --> 00:12:25,403 Let cooler heads prevail. 294 00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:28,539 And, um, here, Malik, you want some kale salad? 295 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:32,276 - Nah. I'm out. 296 00:12:32,276 --> 00:12:34,245 We should take a break. 297 00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:36,247 - Where are you going? 298 00:12:36,247 --> 00:12:38,115 - I got my baby on my mind right now. 299 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,791 - Okay, cool, cool, cool. 300 00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:49,260 So, I can use the Bitcoin like money, right? 301 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,596 - [knock at door] 302 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,731 - Nah, I'm cool on that, playboy. 303 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,199 But you keep making it rain digitally 304 00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:56,634 at the strip club. 305 00:12:57,802 --> 00:12:59,937 - Hey, what's up, Cuzo? - What's happening, man? 306 00:12:59,937 --> 00:13:03,307 You know, I see why you did it now. 307 00:13:03,307 --> 00:13:04,809 - Jazmine snitched on me? 308 00:13:04,809 --> 00:13:06,711 Please, don't tell my momma. 309 00:13:06,711 --> 00:13:08,579 She'd die if she realized I tattooed my kids 310 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,947 all over my back. 311 00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:13,050 - Thanks for that intel in case I have to blackmail you. 312 00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:14,952 Uh, but, no. 313 00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:17,622 I understand why you got a divorce now. 314 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,690 - Well, well, well. 315 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,392 My little cousin is finally a member 316 00:13:21,392 --> 00:13:23,961 of the Baby Momma Drama Club. 317 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:27,164 Well, as the president, welcome. 318 00:13:27,164 --> 00:13:28,733 - [laughs] 319 00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:30,968 You know, I'm glad that you think this is so funny. 320 00:13:30,968 --> 00:13:33,304 - Hey, if you don't laugh through it, it'll destroy you. 321 00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:34,972 I almost didn't make it. 322 00:13:34,972 --> 00:13:36,941 - Wait, how so? 323 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:40,711 - Well, Miranda and I got to a bad place. 324 00:13:40,711 --> 00:13:43,114 Now, I would never put my hands on a woman, 325 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,749 but I definitely thought about hiring a woman 326 00:13:44,749 --> 00:13:46,117 to put her hands on Miranda. 327 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,819 - [chuckles] You know they have a phrase for that. 328 00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,588 - Marriage. - Conspiracy to commit-- 329 00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:53,357 Sure, marriage. - It's work. 330 00:13:53,357 --> 00:13:55,927 It's a 24/7 job. 331 00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:57,295 And add a baby on top of that 332 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,530 it's like working a double shift that never ends. 333 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,265 - What happened? 334 00:14:01,265 --> 00:14:05,269 Like, what was the one thing that made you walk away? 335 00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:07,505 - Nothing. It was me. 336 00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,674 I wasn't willing to put in the work anymore. 337 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,842 Really, I didn't know how to. 338 00:14:11,842 --> 00:14:13,244 - What you mean you didn't know how to? 339 00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:15,046 You had Uncle Curtis and Auntie Ella as examples. 340 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:17,481 - Pssh, when they got married, date night 341 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,750 was a ride to town on a horse and buggy. 342 00:14:20,518 --> 00:14:22,687 All they had was each other. 343 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,889 - Yeah, well, what worked for them-- 344 00:14:24,889 --> 00:14:26,557 - Definitely wouldn't work for me. 345 00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:27,758 - And what worked for you-- 346 00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,527 - Damn sure won't work for you and Lisa. 347 00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:31,495 - Facts, man. 348 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,231 - But the operative word is work. 349 00:14:34,231 --> 00:14:36,901 You gotta put in to make it last. 350 00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:39,136 - What happens if we never get married? 351 00:14:39,136 --> 00:14:41,205 - Well, I personally don't have a problem 352 00:14:41,205 --> 00:14:43,274 with a lifetime of awkward Thanksgiving dinners. 353 00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:45,776 - Yeah, I know you don't have a problem, 354 00:14:45,776 --> 00:14:47,712 but Auntie Ella wouldn't be happy. 355 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,046 - Well, times are changing. 356 00:14:49,046 --> 00:14:50,748 Marriage isn't the goal anymore. 357 00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:52,416 People got life partners. 358 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,884 And my mom doesn't like that. 359 00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:56,354 And I get it. It's not biblical. 360 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,122 My mom believes in marriage. 361 00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:01,626 - Yeah, you know, my mom and dad believe in marriage too, so. 362 00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:03,461 - I obviously do too. 363 00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:05,563 It's just it has to be right. 364 00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:06,831 - You're right. 365 00:15:06,831 --> 00:15:09,033 It has to be right. 366 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,203 - I mean, I said til death do we part. 367 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,172 And Miranda and I are obviously still alive. 368 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,908 But we obviously not together. 369 00:15:17,908 --> 00:15:19,543 - [laughs] 370 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,678 Yeah, yeah. 371 00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:25,349 - Hey, best man. 372 00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:27,885 - Ooh, hey. 373 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:28,919 - Ssh. 374 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:31,022 - Hey. 375 00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:35,159 Well, Janine is, uh, she's fine. 376 00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:36,994 Not a scratch. 377 00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:38,362 Yeah. 378 00:15:38,362 --> 00:15:40,564 She's on a flight to New York. 379 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,400 She's gonna reschedule her meeting. 380 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,235 She's gonna pitch an idea 381 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,204 for a life-changing opportunity tomorrow. 382 00:15:47,204 --> 00:15:48,406 - That's great. 383 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,907 - Yeah. 384 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,609 Yeah. 385 00:15:51,609 --> 00:15:56,747 And, uh, she wants you to send her some videos. 386 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,050 Some videos while she's on the plane. 387 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,084 [laughs] 388 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:04,789 She wants to see our grandbaby tonight. 389 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:09,293 And she said send her tons of pictures. 390 00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:14,065 She wants you to call her as soon as she lands. 391 00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:17,134 - She's going back to work already? 392 00:16:17,134 --> 00:16:20,771 I mean, after all she's been through today? 393 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:26,510 - My wife is the strongest woman I know. 394 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:30,448 And she's in you, little one. 395 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,218 [laughs] 396 00:16:34,218 --> 00:16:39,790 Hopefully, you and Malik can find a way 397 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,860 to support each other in every way possible. 398 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,962 I would, I would love that. 399 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,330 You know? 400 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,566 But she's gonna need that. 401 00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:50,000 Right? - Yeah. 402 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,269 - Yeah. 403 00:16:52,269 --> 00:16:54,472 Okay. 404 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,108 - You know, I owe you an apology. 405 00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:59,577 For how I was talking to you. 406 00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:01,078 I don't know what was going on. 407 00:17:01,078 --> 00:17:03,147 I mean, my hormones was all over the place. 408 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,250 Like... [growls] 409 00:17:07,518 --> 00:17:10,354 - Okay. 410 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:13,090 I've heard that sound before. 411 00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,658 [laughs] 412 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:15,693 Yeah. 413 00:17:15,693 --> 00:17:17,394 I'm familiar with that one. 414 00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:19,730 So, apology accepted. 415 00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:22,066 Oh, before I forget. 416 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:23,868 She wanted me to give you this. 417 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,469 Look at that baby. 418 00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:27,371 Look at that. 419 00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:48,659 - "Lisa, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there 420 00:17:48,659 --> 00:17:51,595 "for the birth of your beautiful baby 421 00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:54,098 "and my granddaughter. 422 00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:56,033 "I'm sure you will be twice the mother 423 00:17:56,033 --> 00:18:00,304 "I wish I could've been. 424 00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:05,209 "You have the heart and the spirit of the matriarchs 425 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:11,148 "who have saved us for many generations. 426 00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:15,619 "I heard you and Malik are still thinking about a name. 427 00:18:15,619 --> 00:18:20,291 I think it would be beautiful if you named your child..." 428 00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:34,972 Lord, for the last few weeks I've been binge-watching 429 00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:37,374 this show you made called Life. 430 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,411 And it's pretty good. 431 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:43,848 A baby, a plane incident 432 00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:46,116 and a marriage proposal. 433 00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:48,285 Who's directing this, Moses? 434 00:18:52,456 --> 00:18:56,427 For the next episode, can you please bring back Malik? 435 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,529 Amen. - Amen. 436 00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:00,397 - Malik? 437 00:19:00,397 --> 00:19:01,899 Okay! 438 00:19:04,368 --> 00:19:05,402 - I'm sorry. 439 00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:06,871 Look, I'm not ready to get married. 440 00:19:06,871 --> 00:19:08,305 - I'll get married if that's what you want. 441 00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:10,007 - Oh, thank God. 442 00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:11,809 Woo, won't he do it? 443 00:19:11,809 --> 00:19:13,711 - Didn't do it. 444 00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:15,779 - Look, I'm not, I'm not saying 445 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,450 that I don't ever want to get married to you. 446 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:23,354 - And I just don't want to make the same 447 00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:29,193 life-changing decision that we did before. 448 00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:30,928 - Nice save. 449 00:19:31,595 --> 00:19:34,331 - Speaking of saves. 450 00:19:34,331 --> 00:19:36,967 Your mom saved us. 451 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,236 She named our child. 452 00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:44,141 - Malisa. 453 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,276 [laughs] 454 00:19:45,276 --> 00:19:46,944 Malik plus Lisa. 455 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:50,347 Wow, that's actually really brillant. 456 00:19:50,347 --> 00:19:53,017 - It's us. 457 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,919 - You're right. 458 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,587 And it's beautiful. 459 00:19:56,587 --> 00:19:59,657 - It is. 460 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,058 - Wow. 461 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,635 - ♪ He got the big ol' big world ♪ 462 00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:06,404 - ♪ In his hands ♪ 463 00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:11,609 - BOTH: ♪ He's got the whole world in his hands ♪ 464 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,178 - Zuh. 465 00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,114 - He, he, see, we right there. 466 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,648 - [unintelligible] 467 00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:18,816 - [baby passes gas] 468 00:20:18,816 --> 00:20:20,118 - [unintelligible] 469 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,719 - Oh, Curtis, Curtis, she's related to you. 470 00:20:21,719 --> 00:20:23,888 What did she eat? - [laughs] 471 00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:25,390 - Oh my goodness. - Mm-mm. 472 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,492 Don't you be insulting my little grandniece like that. 473 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:28,760 Huh? 474 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,863 Hon, ol' heathen's talking about your angel poop. 475 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,297 That angel poop. 476 00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:36,334 We're gonna grow some flowers with that angel poop. 477 00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:38,903 - She's smiling. She's smiling. 478 00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,772 Does Malik got a baby? 479 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,740 Oh. 480 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,675 - She's so pretty, ain't she? 481 00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:45,810 - That baby's beautiful. 482 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:46,978 - That pretty little thing. 483 00:20:46,978 --> 00:20:48,513 - Looks just like the Auntie. 484 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,181 - She's a little wrinkled up, but she'll fill out. 485 00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:21,296 - ♪ 486 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,101 - ♪ 487 00:21:24,569 --> 00:21:28,139 - ♪