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- Okay, listen, just please
let me know as, as,
2
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as soon as you know
something, okay?
3
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No, not about the Etsy store,
about the baby.
4
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Alright, bye.
5
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[sighs]
6
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- What did your friend say?
7
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- Okay, she just started
her shift at the E.R.
8
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and she's going to
track them down
9
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and as soon as she does,
she'll let me know.
10
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- I hope it's a boy.
11
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- Say what?
12
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- I hope Lisa has
a baby boy.
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- Curtis, how can you
think about that
14
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when we are in the
middle of a family crisis?
15
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- Oh, Mr. Payne, you're
trying to stay positive.
16
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- Nah, I just don't want to
be doing nobody's hair again.
17
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- [laughs]
- That is so selfish.
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- Ella, this is gonna be my
first grandniece.
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Okay? and I'll do whatever it
takes to keep her quiet.
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I mean, make her happy.
21
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- But what if it's
a grandnephew?
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- Then, I can just throw
him in the baptismal pool
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and wish him luck.
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- [laughs]
25
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- Curtis, this is no time to
laugh.
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- Baby, look, we have been
through the worst of the worst.
27
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Okay? And being stressed and
worried don't make it no better.
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- Mr. Payne's right.
29
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We have definitely been
through a lot as a family.
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- Yes.
31
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- Well, at least,
you guys have.
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- Don't do that. Don't do that.
33
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You are part of this family
and you always will be.
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- Ms. Ella.
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- Muah, muah, muah.
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- Well, baby, you know
technically...
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- Um, I'm, I'm right
here, Mr. Payne.
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- Hey, come on.
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- "Come on" what, baby?
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I'm just saying. I'm kidding.
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Come on, I'm just trying
to lighten up the mood.
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Now, come on.
43
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- Well, help less, lighten less
and pray more.
44
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- Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
45
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Hey, okay, Lattice, you found
them.
46
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Oh, okay. Oh, that's good.
47
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Good, good, good.
48
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Oh, no, no, no, that's,
that's, that's not good.
49
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- No, it's not.
50
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- So, wait, there's--
what happened?
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There's nothing else
that they can do?
52
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Okay. I'll let him know.
53
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- Oh, how bad is it?
54
00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,562
How bad is it?
55
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- It's not good.
56
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Someone hacked into
her Etsy store.
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Shut it down.
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Now she can't sell any
of her porcelain cats.
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- The babies, Miranda.
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- Um, Malik, Lisa and the baby,
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they were discharged
about an hour ago.
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So they left the hospital.
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They should be home soon.
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- ELLA: Oof! You should
have lead with that.
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- ♪
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♪♪
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- [exclaiming,
baby talk]
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- You got your
momma looks.
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- Hey, nook, nook!
70
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- Hey! Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, let me see
that baby girl.
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- Hold on there,
Edward Sooty Hands.
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- Excuse me?
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- Are your hands clean?
75
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- Really?
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- Yes, it's no
disrespect, Miranda,
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but babies are very
susceptible to germs.
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- Wow, I didn't know that.
79
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You know, I pushed a whole
human out of my vagina.
80
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How about you?
81
00:03:24,628 --> 00:03:26,263
- Oh.
82
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- Yeah, girl, he asked
the hospital
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for a sterilized surgical
suit before we left.
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- [laughs]
85
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- The first baby fear.
86
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- 100 percent.
87
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- Calvin washed his
hands so much,
88
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he looked like he had
sharecroppers fingers.
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- [laughing]
90
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- Oh, I remember that.
91
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- Ssh, ssh, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
92
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Not so loud, alright?
She's sleeping.
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- Boy, we couldn't even listen
to the radio on the way home.
94
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He drove 35 all the way.
95
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- I was being safe.
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- We were on the interstate.
97
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- Oh, she is so beautiful,
Malik.
98
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Oh... [baby talks]
- Thank you, Auntie Ella.
99
00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:09,373
You know, she really
does look like Mom.
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- ELLA: Mmhmm.
101
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- Hey, um, Auntie Ella?
- Mmhmm.
102
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- Have you heard anything?
103
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- Not yet.
104
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- [sighs] This family really
doesn't deserve this.
105
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- God would not give us
more than we can bear.
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- Yeah, I understand,
it's just, it's not much
107
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this family hasn't
been through.
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- Lisa, do you need anything?
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- A name.
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- Oh, you haven't named
this child yet?
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- No, we just been
calling her Da Baby.
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- [laughs]
113
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- That's my favorite rapper.
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Not a good name for a girl.
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- You know, I been thinking
about Janine Jr.
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- [laughing]
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- Look, ssh, ssh,
Da Baby's sleeping.
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- Malik, that's very thoughtful.
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00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:04,194
- Yeah, but maybe you should
just give it a little bit...
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- It's a terrible name.
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00:05:06,997 --> 00:05:09,266
- Not Janine, but the junior.
122
00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:11,068
- Well, why can't
women be juniors?
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- Because only men
are juniors.
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- That's sexist.
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- Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.
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- Malik, you are not thinking
straight right now.
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- Auntie Ella, I am
thinking straight.
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Okay, I'm thinking about if
my mom never gets a chance
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to meet her granddaughter,
130
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then at least she can
live out her legacy.
131
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- Do you ever have those
unthinkable thoughts?
132
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- You mean, like the house
being quiet all the time?
133
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- I mean, like losing Aunt Ella.
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- We talked about it.
135
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And I really do hope,
hope she goes first.
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- Why would you say that?
137
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- Well, I mean, CJ,
whoever's left here
138
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gotta deal with all of it.
139
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- All of what?
140
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- The grief, loneliness,
depression,
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finances, arrangements.
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Meanwhile, whoever
goes first,
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you just run off to the
afterlife afterparty.
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- I never thought
about it like that.
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- Mm.
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I wouldn't wanna leave Ella
here with all that, alone.
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- That's huge, Unc.
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- That's til death
do us part.
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That's what that is.
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- Mm.
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- Hey, guys, I got some news.
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Janine's plane is in
Charlotte, North Carolina.
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- Well, where did
you hear that?
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There's nothing on the
news or on social media.
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- Floyd and Pookie told me.
156
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- Okay, so you been
watching Dumb N-N again.
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- So, there are no
new developments?
158
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- Floyd cuts Ronnie B's hair.
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Ronnie B used to mess
with Pookie's aunt.
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- Okay, what is the point to
this ghetto family reunion?
161
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- Well, Pookie's aunt
works for the FAA.
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She told him about...
about the plane crash.
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- Crash?
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Did, did she say
those words?
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00:07:01,278 --> 00:07:02,846
Plane crash?
166
00:07:02,846 --> 00:07:05,115
- Well, no, she said incident.
167
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But the shop said plane crash.
168
00:07:06,783 --> 00:07:08,619
- Okay, that's the dumbest
thing I ever heard.
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Please, all of that
information is useless.
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- Okay.
Don't listen to the streets.
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But they be knowing
what's happening.
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- NEWS REPORTER: Breaking
news just in.
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An inbound flight to Atlanta
has suffered an engine failure.
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- See, now, that's a
reliable source.
175
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- NEWS REPORTER: The plane was
diverted for an emergency
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landing in Charlotte, North
Carolina.
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- Well, I'll be damned.
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- Floyd and Pookie also
sold me some Bitcoin.
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- I gotta get out of here.
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- Well, where you going?
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- Charlotte.
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- Well, before you know
the status of the flight?
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- Do you think that's wise?
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- No, I think it's til
death do us part.
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- That's my boy.
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- Okay, ox tails,
kale salad,
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pecan pie, dressing and sliced
apples.
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- Ooh.
189
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- You're welcome.
190
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- My postpartum meal
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was cheeseburgers,
cereal and taffy.
192
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- I don't know why
I'm so hungry.
193
00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:12,215
- Your body's burning extra
calories producing breast milk.
194
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- So, were you gonna
breastfeed or bottle feed?
195
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You know, now men are
breastfeeding with a bag.
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Mmhmm.
197
00:08:20,157 --> 00:08:22,426
- Oh, I entered on the
wrong conversation.
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Let me go.
199
00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:25,095
- Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
200
00:08:25,095 --> 00:08:26,163
Where you going?
201
00:08:26,163 --> 00:08:27,664
- The baby, she's crying.
202
00:08:27,664 --> 00:08:28,665
- You just put her to sleep.
203
00:08:28,665 --> 00:08:29,900
- Have a seat.
204
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- [laughing]
205
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- [sighs] You know I've
been thinking on it
206
00:08:36,406 --> 00:08:39,009
and we're gonna
name the baby Janine.
207
00:08:39,009 --> 00:08:42,212
- Malik, I think that is
a wonderful gesture.
208
00:08:42,212 --> 00:08:43,780
- Well, thank you, Auntie Ella.
209
00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:46,650
Now, you don't think I'm
being too pretentious, right?
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I mean, 'cause it kinda feels
like if I name her that,
211
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then it's almost like
jinxing my mom.
212
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- Follow your heart, babe.
213
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I mean this is a
special moment.
214
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We're giving her a name.
215
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- You're right.
216
00:08:59,596 --> 00:09:02,632
Auntie Ella, why did my
parents name me Malik?
217
00:09:02,632 --> 00:09:05,535
- [laughs]
218
00:09:05,535 --> 00:09:07,037
[clears throat]
219
00:09:07,037 --> 00:09:12,442
Curtis misspelled Malachi
on the gift basket.
220
00:09:12,442 --> 00:09:14,144
- Oh, wow.
221
00:09:14,144 --> 00:09:17,581
- The nurse saw it and wrote it
on the carrier in the hospital.
222
00:09:19,382 --> 00:09:20,283
- That was it?
223
00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:22,052
- Yes.
224
00:09:22,052 --> 00:09:25,155
And when you came home,
we loved the name Malik.
225
00:09:25,155 --> 00:09:26,757
- Hmm.
226
00:09:26,757 --> 00:09:30,227
- And Curtis still can not spell
a single name in the Bible.
227
00:09:30,227 --> 00:09:31,695
- [laughing]
228
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- I can't believe that.
229
00:09:32,796 --> 00:09:35,766
- No, he argues
with me that Job
230
00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:37,901
should have an E
on the end of it.
231
00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:39,536
- Oh, I can't believe that.
232
00:09:39,536 --> 00:09:40,804
- Yes.
233
00:09:40,804 --> 00:09:43,039
- Wait, so how did Calvin
get his name?
234
00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:45,275
- Another Curtis Payne special.
235
00:09:46,443 --> 00:09:48,345
- He misspelled Calvin?
236
00:09:48,345 --> 00:09:51,314
- Not one time.
237
00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:55,552
When he saw me... [laughs]
238
00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:58,288
I was wearing Calvin Klein
jeans.
239
00:09:58,288 --> 00:10:00,757
- [laughs] And?
240
00:10:00,757 --> 00:10:06,329
- And he said naming Calvin
would remind him of,
241
00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:08,598
um, use your imagination.
242
00:10:08,598 --> 00:10:11,301
- Oh.
- [laughing]
243
00:10:11,301 --> 00:10:15,038
- Oh, boy, one thing being in
this family has taught me
244
00:10:15,038 --> 00:10:17,841
is that there are so many
precious moments
245
00:10:17,841 --> 00:10:19,743
that we can't
take for granted.
246
00:10:19,743 --> 00:10:22,546
- Mmhmm, you're right.
Tomorrow's not promised.
247
00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:24,181
- Nope.
- To anybody.
248
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It can be gone in
the blink of an eye.
249
00:10:26,483 --> 00:10:29,886
- Mmm.
250
00:10:32,088 --> 00:10:36,126
- That's why me and Lisa
have to get married, ASAP.
251
00:10:37,427 --> 00:10:39,729
- Can I eat my ox tail first?
252
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:45,737
- Malik, you know
I am against people
253
00:10:45,737 --> 00:10:48,773
playing married
and shacking up.
254
00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:52,410
But this is not a decision
255
00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,545
that
you want to make impulsively.
256
00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,581
- I understand that,
but if it was anyone
257
00:10:56,581 --> 00:10:59,183
that I thought would be excited,
I thought it would be you.
258
00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:02,487
- Don't make lifelong
decisions for me.
259
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,156
Make sure that this is
something
260
00:11:05,156 --> 00:11:09,127
that will work for
the both of you.
261
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,662
- Well, Lisa, what
do you think?
262
00:11:11,662 --> 00:11:13,197
Do you think it's
the right time?
263
00:11:13,197 --> 00:11:15,566
- Malik.
- Yeah?
264
00:11:15,566 --> 00:11:19,804
- I am so hungry, I can't
even think straight right now.
265
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,673
Y'all got any more
cornbread dressing?
266
00:11:22,673 --> 00:11:26,144
- Wait, you, you
want more food?
267
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,745
- Are you calling me fat?
268
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,149
- Ooh, they just
skipped the vows
269
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,618
and went straight to
passive-aggressive arguing.
270
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,254
- No, that's not
what I'm doing.
271
00:11:36,254 --> 00:11:38,256
I'm not calling you fat, okay?
272
00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:40,091
I basically just
proposed to you
273
00:11:40,091 --> 00:11:44,295
and your response was
more cornbread dressing.
274
00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:46,063
- Malik, I just had our baby.
275
00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:49,300
A human being curled up
in me for nine months.
276
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,369
A baby, that for the record,
you put in me.
277
00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:53,004
- Yep, yep.
- Oh.
278
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,872
- They're married. They're
married. They married.
279
00:11:54,872 --> 00:11:58,776
- This isn't about cornbread
dressing or the baby.
280
00:11:58,776 --> 00:12:01,879
- Says the man who was
named after a Bible book typo.
281
00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:04,749
- Oh, wow.
So now I'm a mistake?
282
00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:06,117
That's where you
going with this?
283
00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:07,652
- Alrighty, right there.
284
00:12:07,652 --> 00:12:09,487
Ha-ha, ding, ding, ding.
285
00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:11,322
Let's take a breath.
286
00:12:11,322 --> 00:12:12,423
Let's everybody
take a--
287
00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:13,791
- [exhales]
288
00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:15,026
- A breath.
289
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,528
- [exhales]
290
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,831
- You know what? I got a,
I got a better idea.
291
00:12:19,831 --> 00:12:21,499
Maybe we should
take a break.
292
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,401
- Okay, you know what?
You are right.
293
00:12:23,401 --> 00:12:25,403
Let cooler heads prevail.
294
00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:28,539
And, um, here, Malik,
you want some kale salad?
295
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:32,276
- Nah. I'm out.
296
00:12:32,276 --> 00:12:34,245
We should take a break.
297
00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:36,247
- Where are you going?
298
00:12:36,247 --> 00:12:38,115
- I got my baby on
my mind right now.
299
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,791
- Okay, cool, cool, cool.
300
00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:49,260
So, I can use the Bitcoin
like money, right?
301
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,596
- [knock at door]
302
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,731
- Nah, I'm cool
on that, playboy.
303
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,199
But you keep making it
rain digitally
304
00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:56,634
at the strip club.
305
00:12:57,802 --> 00:12:59,937
- Hey, what's up, Cuzo?
- What's happening, man?
306
00:12:59,937 --> 00:13:03,307
You know, I see
why you did it now.
307
00:13:03,307 --> 00:13:04,809
- Jazmine snitched on me?
308
00:13:04,809 --> 00:13:06,711
Please, don't
tell my momma.
309
00:13:06,711 --> 00:13:08,579
She'd die if she realized
I tattooed my kids
310
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,947
all over my back.
311
00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:13,050
- Thanks for that intel in
case I have to blackmail you.
312
00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:14,952
Uh, but, no.
313
00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:17,622
I understand why you
got a divorce now.
314
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,690
- Well, well, well.
315
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,392
My little cousin is
finally a member
316
00:13:21,392 --> 00:13:23,961
of the Baby Momma
Drama Club.
317
00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:27,164
Well, as the president,
welcome.
318
00:13:27,164 --> 00:13:28,733
- [laughs]
319
00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:30,968
You know, I'm glad that
you think this is so funny.
320
00:13:30,968 --> 00:13:33,304
- Hey, if you don't laugh
through it, it'll destroy you.
321
00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:34,972
I almost didn't make it.
322
00:13:34,972 --> 00:13:36,941
- Wait, how so?
323
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:40,711
- Well, Miranda and I
got to a bad place.
324
00:13:40,711 --> 00:13:43,114
Now, I would never put
my hands on a woman,
325
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,749
but I definitely thought
about hiring a woman
326
00:13:44,749 --> 00:13:46,117
to put her hands
on Miranda.
327
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,819
- [chuckles] You know they
have a phrase for that.
328
00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,588
- Marriage.
- Conspiracy to commit--
329
00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:53,357
Sure, marriage.
- It's work.
330
00:13:53,357 --> 00:13:55,927
It's a 24/7 job.
331
00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:57,295
And add a baby
on top of that
332
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,530
it's like working a double
shift that never ends.
333
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,265
- What happened?
334
00:14:01,265 --> 00:14:05,269
Like, what was the one thing
that made you walk away?
335
00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:07,505
- Nothing. It was me.
336
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,674
I wasn't willing to put
in the work anymore.
337
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,842
Really, I didn't know how to.
338
00:14:11,842 --> 00:14:13,244
- What you mean you
didn't know how to?
339
00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:15,046
You had Uncle Curtis and
Auntie Ella as examples.
340
00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:17,481
- Pssh, when they
got married, date night
341
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,750
was a ride to town on
a horse and buggy.
342
00:14:20,518 --> 00:14:22,687
All they had was each other.
343
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,889
- Yeah, well, what
worked for them--
344
00:14:24,889 --> 00:14:26,557
- Definitely wouldn't
work for me.
345
00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:27,758
- And what worked for you--
346
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,527
- Damn sure won't work
for you and Lisa.
347
00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:31,495
- Facts, man.
348
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,231
- But the operative
word is work.
349
00:14:34,231 --> 00:14:36,901
You gotta put in
to make it last.
350
00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:39,136
- What happens if we
never get married?
351
00:14:39,136 --> 00:14:41,205
- Well, I personally
don't have a problem
352
00:14:41,205 --> 00:14:43,274
with a lifetime of awkward
Thanksgiving dinners.
353
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:45,776
- Yeah, I know you
don't have a problem,
354
00:14:45,776 --> 00:14:47,712
but Auntie Ella
wouldn't be happy.
355
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,046
- Well, times are changing.
356
00:14:49,046 --> 00:14:50,748
Marriage isn't the
goal anymore.
357
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:52,416
People got life partners.
358
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,884
And my mom
doesn't like that.
359
00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:56,354
And I get it.
It's not biblical.
360
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,122
My mom believes
in marriage.
361
00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:01,626
- Yeah, you know, my mom and
dad believe in marriage too, so.
362
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:03,461
- I obviously do too.
363
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:05,563
It's just it has to be right.
364
00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:06,831
- You're right.
365
00:15:06,831 --> 00:15:09,033
It has to be right.
366
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,203
- I mean, I said til
death do we part.
367
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,172
And Miranda and I
are obviously still alive.
368
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,908
But we obviously
not together.
369
00:15:17,908 --> 00:15:19,543
- [laughs]
370
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,678
Yeah, yeah.
371
00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:25,349
- Hey, best man.
372
00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:27,885
- Ooh, hey.
373
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:28,919
- Ssh.
374
00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:31,022
- Hey.
375
00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:35,159
Well, Janine is,
uh, she's fine.
376
00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:36,994
Not a scratch.
377
00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:38,362
Yeah.
378
00:15:38,362 --> 00:15:40,564
She's on a flight
to New York.
379
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,400
She's gonna reschedule
her meeting.
380
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,235
She's gonna
pitch an idea
381
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,204
for a life-changing
opportunity tomorrow.
382
00:15:47,204 --> 00:15:48,406
- That's great.
383
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,907
- Yeah.
384
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,609
Yeah.
385
00:15:51,609 --> 00:15:56,747
And, uh, she wants you
to send her some videos.
386
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,050
Some videos while
she's on the plane.
387
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,084
[laughs]
388
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:04,789
She wants to see
our grandbaby tonight.
389
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:09,293
And she said send her
tons of pictures.
390
00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:14,065
She wants you to call her
as soon as she lands.
391
00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:17,134
- She's going back
to work already?
392
00:16:17,134 --> 00:16:20,771
I mean, after all she's
been through today?
393
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:26,510
- My wife is the strongest
woman I know.
394
00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:30,448
And she's in you, little one.
395
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,218
[laughs]
396
00:16:34,218 --> 00:16:39,790
Hopefully, you and
Malik can find a way
397
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,860
to support each other
in every way possible.
398
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,962
I would, I would love that.
399
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,330
You know?
400
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,566
But she's gonna need that.
401
00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:50,000
Right?
- Yeah.
402
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,269
- Yeah.
403
00:16:52,269 --> 00:16:54,472
Okay.
404
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,108
- You know, I owe
you an apology.
405
00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:59,577
For how I was
talking to you.
406
00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:01,078
I don't know what
was going on.
407
00:17:01,078 --> 00:17:03,147
I mean, my hormones
was all over the place.
408
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,250
Like... [growls]
409
00:17:07,518 --> 00:17:10,354
- Okay.
410
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:13,090
I've heard that sound before.
411
00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,658
[laughs]
412
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:15,693
Yeah.
413
00:17:15,693 --> 00:17:17,394
I'm familiar with that one.
414
00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:19,730
So, apology accepted.
415
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:22,066
Oh, before I forget.
416
00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:23,868
She wanted me
to give you this.
417
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,469
Look at that baby.
418
00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:27,371
Look at that.
419
00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:48,659
- "Lisa, I'm so sorry
I couldn't be there
420
00:17:48,659 --> 00:17:51,595
"for the birth of
your beautiful baby
421
00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:54,098
"and my granddaughter.
422
00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:56,033
"I'm sure you will
be twice the mother
423
00:17:56,033 --> 00:18:00,304
"I wish I could've been.
424
00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:05,209
"You have the heart and
the spirit of the matriarchs
425
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:11,148
"who have saved us
for many generations.
426
00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:15,619
"I heard you and Malik are
still thinking about a name.
427
00:18:15,619 --> 00:18:20,291
I think it would be beautiful
if you named your child..."
428
00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:34,972
Lord, for the last few weeks
I've been binge-watching
429
00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:37,374
this show you
made called Life.
430
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,411
And it's pretty good.
431
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:43,848
A baby, a plane incident
432
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:46,116
and a marriage proposal.
433
00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:48,285
Who's directing this, Moses?
434
00:18:52,456 --> 00:18:56,427
For the next episode, can
you please bring back Malik?
435
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,529
Amen.
- Amen.
436
00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:00,397
- Malik?
437
00:19:00,397 --> 00:19:01,899
Okay!
438
00:19:04,368 --> 00:19:05,402
- I'm sorry.
439
00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:06,871
Look, I'm not ready
to get married.
440
00:19:06,871 --> 00:19:08,305
- I'll get married if that's
what you want.
441
00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:10,007
- Oh, thank God.
442
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:11,809
Woo, won't he do it?
443
00:19:11,809 --> 00:19:13,711
- Didn't do it.
444
00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:15,779
- Look, I'm not,
I'm not saying
445
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,450
that I don't ever want
to get married to you.
446
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:23,354
- And I just don't want to make
the same
447
00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:29,193
life-changing decision that we
did before.
448
00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:30,928
- Nice save.
449
00:19:31,595 --> 00:19:34,331
- Speaking of saves.
450
00:19:34,331 --> 00:19:36,967
Your mom saved us.
451
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,236
She named our child.
452
00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:44,141
- Malisa.
453
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,276
[laughs]
454
00:19:45,276 --> 00:19:46,944
Malik plus Lisa.
455
00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:50,347
Wow, that's actually
really brillant.
456
00:19:50,347 --> 00:19:53,017
- It's us.
457
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,919
- You're right.
458
00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,587
And it's beautiful.
459
00:19:56,587 --> 00:19:59,657
- It is.
460
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,058
- Wow.
461
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,635
- ♪ He got the big
ol' big world ♪
462
00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:06,404
- ♪ In his hands ♪
463
00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:11,609
- BOTH: ♪ He's got the whole
world in his hands ♪
464
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,178
- Zuh.
465
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,114
- He, he, see,
we right there.
466
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,648
- [unintelligible]
467
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:18,816
- [baby passes gas]
468
00:20:18,816 --> 00:20:20,118
- [unintelligible]
469
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,719
- Oh, Curtis, Curtis,
she's related to you.
470
00:20:21,719 --> 00:20:23,888
What did she eat?
- [laughs]
471
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:25,390
- Oh my goodness.
- Mm-mm.
472
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,492
Don't you be insulting my
little grandniece like that.
473
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:28,760
Huh?
474
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,863
Hon, ol' heathen's talking
about your angel poop.
475
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,297
That angel poop.
476
00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:36,334
We're gonna grow some
flowers with that angel poop.
477
00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:38,903
- She's smiling. She's smiling.
478
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,772
Does Malik got a baby?
479
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,740
Oh.
480
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,675
- She's so pretty,
ain't she?
481
00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:45,810
- That baby's beautiful.
482
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:46,978
- That pretty little thing.
483
00:20:46,978 --> 00:20:48,513
- Looks just like the Auntie.
484
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,181
- She's a little wrinkled up,
but she'll fill out.
485
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:21,296
- ♪
486
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,101
- ♪
487
00:21:24,569 --> 00:21:28,139
- ♪