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- Come on Lisa.
You're tripping.

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I didn't do anything.
I swear.

3
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- Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.

4
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- I saw you with my own
two eyes kissing her.

5
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- Malik, you are not out
in these streets doing dirt,

6
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are you?

7
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That's not you.

8
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- He did it.

9
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- In her dream.

10
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How can you get mad at me about
something that's happening

11
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in your dream?
Make it make sense.

12
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- You're not gonna try to
make me sound crazy.

13
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- Okay, wait, he cheated
in your dream?

14
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- Mmhmm.

15
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And what is done in the
dark will come to light.

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I got the great gift of sight
from my great grandmother.

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- Oh, is this the same
great grandmother

18
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who got ran over by
a ice cream truck?

19
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She can see me cheating, but
she can't see oncoming traffic?

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- I told you once before it's
the ice cream truck music.

21
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- Oh.

22
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- [sighs]

23
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- What's up Dad,
you good?

24
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- I made the mistake of playing
the twins in basketball.

25
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One of them kept fouling me and
every time I missed a shot,

26
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the other one kept calling
me Lebron Lame.

27
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- [laughs] I taught
him that.

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- Oh, that was you?
- Yeah.

29
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- Hey, this college catalog
came for you in the mail.

30
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- Ugh!
- What's wrong?

31
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I thought you'd be excited
to start community college.

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- I'm good.

33
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- If that's your
I'm good face

34
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I'd hate to see your
woe is me face.

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- What's the big deal?

36
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I mean, all you do is see
what you want to study

37
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and pick those classes.

38
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- Yeah, well, it's
not that easy.

39
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- Yeah, I know college
can be overwhelming,

40
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but you just have to
look at it like a buffet.

41
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- Oh, this is about to
make no sense.

42
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- Hey, listen, you just
eat little bits at a time

43
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and then when your plate
is full you just take a break.

44
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- You know what? Actually
that does make sense.

45
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- But listen, you gotta get
out before you have to pay

46
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because student loans, ooh
girl, will have you bloated.

47
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- That took a turn
for the worse.

48
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- Babe, it's actually fun
to pick new classes

49
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and thinking about
all the new things

50
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that you're gonna learn.

51
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- How am I supposed
to know what to do?

52
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What if I choose
the wrong thing

53
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and lose two years
of my life and my money?

54
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- Getting an education
is never a waste of time

55
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- And you know what they say,
if you do something you love,

56
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you'll never work
a day in your life.

57
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So try to figure out
what you like to do.

58
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- Can I get a job
staying in bed?

59
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- Yes, and you don't
need a degree,

60
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but instead of
getting an HMO,

61
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you make get an STD.

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<b>♪♪</b>

63
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- Hmm, what about dance?

64
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Oh no, you've already
mastered that.

65
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You'd probably teach
them a thing or two.

66
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Hmm.

67
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Oh there's horticulture.

68
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North American studies.

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There's African American
studies.

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Um, Latino American studies.

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There is Native American
studies.

72
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- You know Lisa, you can be
whatever you want to be.

73
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- That's the problem.
I don't know what that is.

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- Well, what would
you do every day

75
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if you had all the
money you ever wanted?

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- Count my money.

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How did you know
what you wanted to do?

78
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- Well, I wanted to be of
service.

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When I used to show
up at people's houses,

80
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it was 'cause I wanted
to help people.

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I like helping people.

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- That's why I used to like
working the champagne room.

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I mean, it felt good being the
best part of somebody's day.

84
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I still read my Yelp reviews.

85
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- Oh baby, please.

86
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- Did I say something
inappropriate?

87
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- Like a stripper
pole in a church.

88
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- Well, maybe you should
be an entrepreneur.

89
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Look, how about
a business class?

90
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- That might not
be a bad idea.

91
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I mean, I did help
the club manager

92
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cook his books
for the IRS.

93
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- Don't overthink it.

94
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If it feels right, just
do what feels good.

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You like taking
care of people.

96
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What about
being a doctor?

97
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- Mhm.

98
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Dr. Lisa Payne.

99
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- Yes, yes!

100
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I love taking other
people's money.

101
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Could you pay
me in small bills

102
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so it feels like
it's more than it is?

103
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- How do you miss
a 17-yard field goal

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is what I want to know.

105
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- I can answer your question
after I count my paper.

106
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Now pay up, you loser.

107
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- Well, my wallet is
in my jacket.

108
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Oh.

109
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- CJ!
CJ, wake up! CJ!

110
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Calvin, call 9-1-1.

111
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- Hello, 9-1-1?

112
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We need emergency
medical attention right now.

113
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- Did someone call
for a doctor?

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- Yay!

115
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- Dr. Lisa, thank
goodness you're here.

116
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- There's no time
for an ambulance.

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I'll have to do
the surgery here.

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Agh, I can't.

119
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I hate the sight of blood.

120
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- What?

121
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- So you're gonna let
a little blood stop you?

122
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- It's everything else too.

123
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I mean, I don't
want to know

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what the insides
of people look like.

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Gross.

126
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- You know, there are
other things you can be.

127
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You don't have to go
into the medical field.

128
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- Like what?

129
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I'm a grown-up
and I don't know

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what I want to be
when I grow up.

131
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- Even Peter Pan
had a resume.

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You gotta figure
something out.

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- That's right.

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Because my house is not
Never, Never Leave Land.

135
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- So I could pick any
major in that book?

136
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- Yep, you can take every class
in here if you would like.

137
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- That's nice.

138
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I mean, it's like a christmas
wish list for grownups.

139
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Well, just where do you
see yourself in two years?

140
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- If I worked at the Psychic
Hotline, I can answer that.

141
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- Okay, well, what else
do you have to think about

142
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in college, but
your future?

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- Drink, party,
have some sex.

144
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Well, that's why
[unintelligible].

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- Mmhmm.

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- Malik, I want my
money back.

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All of it.

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Books, room, board,
the whole thing.

149
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- Oh no, I wasn't
talking about me.

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That's what everybody
else was doing.

151
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I did my homework
and read the Bible.

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- I know you're lying, but it
makes me feel good to hear it.

153
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- Okay, listen, Lisa, just
forget about the catalog.

154
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Okay?

155
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And just think
about your future.

156
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- Yeah, think about
your future.

157
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- Where my dinner
at, woman?

158
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- I'm making it as
fast as I can.

159
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- You better 'cause I
need some loving.

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The sooner you finish my food
and cleaning this kitchen,

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the sooner I can get dirty.

162
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Come on, now.

163
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- Babe, I've been thinking.

164
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- Oh, you're doing that
thinking stuff again?

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I told you about that.

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You'll get yourself in trouble.

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- I don't mind
cooking for you,

168
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but maybe you can
wash the dishes sometimes.

169
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- And maybe you could
do a little less talking

170
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and a little more cooking.

171
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Okay?

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[burps]

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Now look, I work and you
take care of the household.

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That was the deal. Okay?

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I don't know what else
you qualified to do

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besides take care of
your man and your babies.

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- I could, I could--

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- You could, you could,
you could go in there

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and stir that pot
before something burns.

180
00:08:01,504 --> 00:08:03,439
Now go on, get in there.

181
00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:07,443
I mean, ain't no better job
in taking care of your man.

182
00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:09,545
This is in high demand.

183
00:08:09,545 --> 00:08:10,813
So you better go on
and get in there

184
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before you get laid off.

185
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[laughs]

186
00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,690
- Lisa, I admire you
for going to school

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and trying to better yourself.

188
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You're taking charge
of your life

189
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and not just waiting to
see what's gonna happen.

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- Absolutely.

191
00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:30,433
- I also agree.

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You're gonna have
a great future.

193
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- I still don't know
what I want to be

194
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or what I wanna do.

195
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- Keep thinking.

196
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You're good at winning
arguments with Malik.

197
00:08:40,576 --> 00:08:42,344
Maybe you could
be a lawyer.

198
00:08:44,714 --> 00:08:46,849
- A lawyer.

199
00:08:48,084 --> 00:08:51,220
I demand the release
of my client immediately

200
00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:56,225
and expect a formal apology
on my desk within 24 hours.

201
00:08:56,225 --> 00:08:58,761
If not, I will beat you
so badly in court,

202
00:08:58,761 --> 00:09:01,330
they will need dental
records to identify your body.

203
00:09:02,531 --> 00:09:04,033
Bye.

204
00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:07,503
- Stop playing, Curtis,
stop playing.

205
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:08,904
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Payne.

206
00:09:08,904 --> 00:09:11,073
- What's happening, baby?

207
00:09:11,073 --> 00:09:13,109
Hey, we was just
thinking about you.

208
00:09:13,109 --> 00:09:15,111
I was thinking about you
and wanted to say hi.

209
00:09:15,111 --> 00:09:16,979
Hi.

210
00:09:16,979 --> 00:09:19,515
- Are you okay?
You seem nervous.

211
00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:20,750
- ELLA: Nervous, who!?

212
00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:24,353
I ain't do nothin'.
Why you trippin'?

213
00:09:24,353 --> 00:09:26,622
- It was self-defense.

214
00:09:26,622 --> 00:09:29,525
- That's right.

215
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,393
- Why are you peepin'
in the window?

216
00:09:31,393 --> 00:09:32,895
Are you expecting somebody?

217
00:09:32,895 --> 00:09:35,865
- Well, as a matter of fact,
well, you see it, um,

218
00:09:35,865 --> 00:09:38,267
might be a little company
stop by to see Ella.

219
00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:39,535
- Who?

220
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,137
- The police.
- What?

221
00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:42,304
- Yeah, the po-po.

222
00:09:42,304 --> 00:09:44,473
One time.
Five-oh.

223
00:09:44,473 --> 00:09:47,109
- I know who the police are.

224
00:09:47,109 --> 00:09:49,278
Why are they looking
for Ms. Ella?

225
00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:52,047
- See, uh, it was a
little misunderstanding

226
00:09:52,047 --> 00:09:55,484
down at the church, involving
a pistol and a backslider.

227
00:09:55,484 --> 00:09:58,287
Pop, pop.

228
00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:00,489
Imma need a good lawyer.

229
00:10:00,489 --> 00:10:03,759
I really need you
to represent me.

230
00:10:03,759 --> 00:10:07,129
You know how folks
do people like us.

231
00:10:07,129 --> 00:10:08,464
Mmm.

232
00:10:08,464 --> 00:10:09,865
- That's what I do.

233
00:10:09,865 --> 00:10:12,001
I protect innocent people
and keep them out of jail.

234
00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:13,702
- What about
the guilty people?

235
00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:15,070
- Excuse me?

236
00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,406
- What about the
guilty people?

237
00:10:17,406 --> 00:10:21,143
- She's guilty like a naked man
in a girl's locker room guilty.

238
00:10:22,711 --> 00:10:27,049
- The worse thing is, mm,
I kinda enjoyed it.

239
00:10:27,049 --> 00:10:30,553
I could walk up and
I could do it again.

240
00:10:30,553 --> 00:10:31,687
- Killing people?

241
00:10:31,687 --> 00:10:33,622
- Heck yeah!

242
00:10:33,622 --> 00:10:34,723
Oh my god.

243
00:10:34,723 --> 00:10:36,192
[shivers]

244
00:10:36,192 --> 00:10:37,493
It gave me a rush.

245
00:10:37,493 --> 00:10:38,961
- Calm down, baby.

246
00:10:38,961 --> 00:10:40,863
You know how it get every time
you get a new hobby.

247
00:10:40,863 --> 00:10:43,465
You throw yourself into it
and take up all your time.

248
00:10:43,465 --> 00:10:44,767
Yesterday, it was needlepoint.

249
00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:47,670
Today, it's homicide.

250
00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:49,872
- Homicide?
- Just this Aunty Ell',

251
00:10:49,872 --> 00:10:51,774
I need to beat this rap.

252
00:10:51,774 --> 00:10:53,909
- You just told me you
would kill someone again.

253
00:10:53,909 --> 00:10:55,845
- I'll do that.
I'll do that.

254
00:10:55,845 --> 00:10:58,414
- That is attorney/client
privelege.

255
00:10:58,414 --> 00:11:00,716
That means you can't
say nothing to nobody.

256
00:11:00,716 --> 00:11:02,518
- Pop, pop.
- [police sirens]

257
00:11:02,518 --> 00:11:03,786
- Pop, pop, pop, pop.

258
00:11:03,786 --> 00:11:05,287
- What the hell?

259
00:11:05,287 --> 00:11:07,623
- [unintelligible]
- We all right. We got this.

260
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,958
- Okay.

261
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:11,193
- We got this, baby.
- You got me or not?

262
00:11:11,193 --> 00:11:12,828
C-c-come on,
you got me or not?

263
00:11:12,828 --> 00:11:15,965
- I,I,I,I--

264
00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:18,100
I'm starting to think
I don't want to get

265
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,069
guilty people
out of jail.

266
00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:24,406
- Well, baby, you got
to decide on something.

267
00:11:24,406 --> 00:11:26,375
- The quicker you decide,
the faster you can start

268
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,509
learning new things.

269
00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:29,011
- I know.

270
00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:31,347
But I'm starting to think
maybe college isn't for me.

271
00:11:31,347 --> 00:11:35,417
- ♪

272
00:11:39,668 --> 00:11:43,071
- Baby, uh, you might
be overreacting.

273
00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:44,439
- I don't think so.

274
00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:47,209
- Yeah, I think you're stressing
and you're not thinking clearly.

275
00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:49,678
- I think I am.

276
00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:52,280
I'm thinking clearer
than cheap Tupperware.

277
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,648
- Wow!

278
00:11:53,648 --> 00:11:54,850
This school has everything.

279
00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:57,252
From aeronautics to cosmetology.

280
00:11:57,252 --> 00:11:59,388
Oh, a veterinary technician.

281
00:11:59,388 --> 00:12:01,189
Even general sciences.

282
00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,758
- You know what, they
actually are recruitting

283
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,493
more women to
go into science.

284
00:12:04,493 --> 00:12:05,961
- What?
- Yeah.

285
00:12:05,961 --> 00:12:09,631
- Me? A scientist?

286
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,336
- Boy, sit down.

287
00:12:14,336 --> 00:12:16,338
You're gonna wear
a hole in the floor.

288
00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:17,906
- I'm worried about my dad.

289
00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:20,642
I wish he hadn't volunteered
for Lisa's science study.

290
00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:24,479
- Lisa is the most brilliant
scientist in the world.

291
00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:27,082
Curtis is in good hands.

292
00:12:27,082 --> 00:12:28,283
Woo-hoo-hoo.

293
00:12:28,283 --> 00:12:30,552
Here they come.
Here they come.

294
00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:35,524
- Ah, Curtis.

295
00:12:35,524 --> 00:12:40,195
Curtis, oh Curtis.

296
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:45,534
- See, I told you I'd bring
Uncle Curtis back in one piece.

297
00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:47,102
- [laughter]

298
00:12:47,102 --> 00:12:50,305
- Curtis, how do you feel?

299
00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:53,241
What are you wearing?

300
00:12:53,241 --> 00:12:56,645
- Ella, I feel exquisite.

301
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,915
I'm a little fatigued
from so much reading.

302
00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:02,517
- Hey, Pops, you wanna
watch the game?

303
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:04,286
- Maybe later, Son.

304
00:13:04,286 --> 00:13:08,557
I'm excited to attend the
Langston Hughes Symposium

305
00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:10,091
which is downtown.

306
00:13:10,091 --> 00:13:14,196
And then later I will go to
the Marcus Garvey lecture,

307
00:13:14,196 --> 00:13:15,597
which I've been invited to.

308
00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:18,467
You must come, Son.
Please attend with me.

309
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,035
- Lisa, what did
you do to him?

310
00:13:20,035 --> 00:13:21,503
I want my dad back.

311
00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:23,205
- Uncle Curtis helped me
complete

312
00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,173
my intelligence suppository.

313
00:13:25,173 --> 00:13:29,744
Once inserted, the user's
intelligence quotient triples.

314
00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:31,713
- I'm sorry, your
intelligence what?

315
00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:33,315
- Suppository.

316
00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:37,052
After several clinical trials
I found this delivery method

317
00:13:37,052 --> 00:13:41,323
most efficient.

318
00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:42,624
- So, you made
him smarter

319
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:44,359
by sticking a pill
up his dumb ass?

320
00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:47,429
- No, no, Son.

321
00:13:47,429 --> 00:13:51,600
I feel like I've only discovered
that I have so much more life

322
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,869
left to yet discover.

323
00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:55,136
- Yes.

324
00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:58,940
- But you struck the
proverbial nail on the head.

325
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:02,077
Once I opened my
mind to the process,

326
00:14:02,077 --> 00:14:05,547
I was transformed into
this brilliant heap of humanity.

327
00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:06,848
- Ah.

328
00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:09,417
- That stands before you.

329
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,353
- Well, you a heap of something.

330
00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:13,455
Can you please turn him back?

331
00:14:13,455 --> 00:14:19,160
I want my old Curtis back.

332
00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:19,160
I want my old Curtis back.

333
00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:24,099
- I'm sorry to
disappoint y'all,

334
00:14:24,099 --> 00:14:27,836
but I'm starting to think
college isn't for me.

335
00:14:27,836 --> 00:14:30,105
- They do have
dental hygiene.

336
00:14:30,105 --> 00:14:31,640
- There's nothing
wrong with that.

337
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,308
I mean, a lot of
successful people

338
00:14:33,308 --> 00:14:34,776
don't go to college,
nowadays.

339
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,511
- You told me I
had to go to college.

340
00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:38,647
- You're built differently, Son.

341
00:14:38,647 --> 00:14:40,682
Lisa's got hustle in her blood.

342
00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:41,983
- Well, what's in my blood?

343
00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:45,020
- Don't, don't throw
me a softball, Son.

344
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,722
Your self-esteem
can't handle it.

345
00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,324
Lisa, we support you.

346
00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:50,792
Take your time.

347
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,794
Think about it, you know,
before you make any decisions.

348
00:14:57,165 --> 00:15:00,302
- Well, I know I'm
gonna finish school.

349
00:15:00,302 --> 00:15:04,239
No matter how long it takes
or how much money it costs you.

350
00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:07,275
- That's exactly what
I'm afraid of.

351
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:11,413
- ♪

352
00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:12,914
- Hey, Imma make
a grilled cheese.

353
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:15,450
You want one?
- Nah, I'm good.

354
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,053
I think I'm starting to
become lactose intolerant.

355
00:15:18,053 --> 00:15:20,455
Last time I ate dairy,
it was like my ass

356
00:15:20,455 --> 00:15:23,592
was a drive-by shooting.

357
00:15:23,592 --> 00:15:25,961
- You know, I was
sleeping next to you

358
00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:29,931
and then I had a dream that
Gabrielle Union was kissing me.

359
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:32,367
And then, the next minute
I had a nightmare

360
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:35,570
that she was trying to
choke me in a porta potty.

361
00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:38,506
- So, you are creeping
in your dreams.

362
00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:39,841
- You serious?

363
00:15:39,841 --> 00:15:42,143
- [laughs]
I'm joking.

364
00:15:42,143 --> 00:15:43,778
- Oh, whew.

365
00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:45,413
I thought your crazy
had reached a new level.

366
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,748
- My what?

367
00:15:46,748 --> 00:15:48,183
- Oh, nothing.
I didn't say nothing.

368
00:15:50,218 --> 00:15:54,189
So, uh, this is really
important to you, huh?

369
00:15:54,189 --> 00:15:55,924
- This is just words
on a piece of paper

370
00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:59,127
with some pictures and
it could change my life.

371
00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:01,930
- Yeah.

372
00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:04,065
- I wanna go to
community college.

373
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:05,867
I wanna go to
community college,

374
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:08,003
a four year college,
get my PHd

375
00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:10,972
and then get my masters.

376
00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:14,576
- That's a little out of
order but, I get you.

377
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:15,677
- You think like your dad?

378
00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:17,145
That I can do
whatever I want to?

379
00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:18,847
- I really do.

380
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,682
As long as you have
a strong support system

381
00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:23,551
like this family, you
can do anything.

382
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:24,886
- Thanks, Babe.

383
00:16:24,886 --> 00:16:26,554
- You're welcome.

384
00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:28,189
You know what?

385
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:31,292
You can do all of that and get
a job and we've got your back.

386
00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:33,828
- I don't want a job.
I want a career.

387
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:36,998
I want to be somebody
our kids can look up to.

388
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:39,734
- If you wanna go
to college, I got you.

389
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,870
I support you 100 percent.

390
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,507
We'll make it work, baby.

391
00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:47,175
- Thanks, babe.

392
00:16:48,476 --> 00:16:51,980
- FEMALE: The male lion can
mate up to 100 times a day.

393
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:54,015
- Damn, who's got
that kind of time?

394
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:59,888
- FEMALE: The act of mating
lasts only 17 seconds.

395
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,990
- Oh, they definitely talking
about some young cats.

396
00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:05,560
- Are you busy?

397
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,063
- Just looking at the lions
do the unmentionable.

398
00:17:08,063 --> 00:17:11,032
- [audience laughter]

399
00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,268
- So, I been thinking.

400
00:17:13,268 --> 00:17:14,936
- Alright.

401
00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:16,471
Let's hear it.

402
00:17:16,471 --> 00:17:17,839
- Okay.

403
00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:23,745
I've been thinking
and I'm terrified.

404
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,613
- It's called fear
of the unknown.

405
00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:29,751
- I just never had people
like y'all in my life before.

406
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,619
- Crazy?

407
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:33,788
- Courageous.

408
00:17:33,788 --> 00:17:35,490
- Oh.

409
00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:37,158
I got four kids under my roof.

410
00:17:37,158 --> 00:17:39,761
Two are grown and
two are gremlins.

411
00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:42,130
And my wife is
the invisible woman.

412
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:46,101
- I was going to college
to better my life

413
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:48,970
but y'all already
doing that.

414
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,438
- So, you're not going?

415
00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:53,441
- Oh, I'm going
and I'm going strong.

416
00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:56,411
And I'm not stopping
until y'all calling me

417
00:17:56,411 --> 00:18:00,882
Dr. Lisa Payne PhD, DDD,

418
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:04,619
MSBS, DJD,

419
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:06,855
EBT, BBD.

420
00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:09,657
- Okay.

421
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:13,461
And I appreciate you wanting to
get the whole alphabet in there.

422
00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:15,096
Yes.

423
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:18,166
But, uh, let's, let's
take it one step at a time.

424
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,868
- I will.

425
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:25,940
- And, uh, let me
know what I can do.

426
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,243
You know, so that we can help.

427
00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:34,182
- Well, since I'll be in school
and Malik will be in school too,

428
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:38,553
we're gonna need Paw-paw
to watch the baby, a lot.

429
00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:39,821
- No.

430
00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:40,989
- No?

431
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,691
- Absolutely not.

432
00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:45,026
- Okay.

433
00:18:45,026 --> 00:18:47,095
I'm sorry I asked.

434
00:18:47,095 --> 00:18:50,265
- No one will ever
call me Paw-Paw.

435
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,905
Now, my grandbaby,
could call me Grandpop

436
00:18:56,905 --> 00:18:59,474
when she's sitting
on my lap, you know,

437
00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:03,511
'cause that's what we do.

438
00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:05,013
- Thanks, Mr. Payne.

439
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,382
- CJ: Yeah, and do me a favor.

440
00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:08,917
- Anything.

441
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:11,319
- Don't graduate
before Malik.

442
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:13,488
His self-esteem
can't handle it.

443
00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:15,056
- Okay.

444
00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:17,992
- Thank you.
He a little slow.

445
00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:19,627
I mean, that's my guy,
but he a little slow.

446
00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:26,070
- ♪

447
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,939
- Hey, babe,
how was work?

448
00:19:27,939 --> 00:19:30,942
- [sighs] A businesswoman's
work is never done.

449
00:19:30,942 --> 00:19:34,312
If I have to buy low and
sell high one more time.

450
00:19:35,146 --> 00:19:37,014
- Well, your day is over,

451
00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:39,083
my hard-working professional.

452
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,351
- Aw.

453
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:41,886
- Dinner is served.
- Thanks, honey.

454
00:19:41,886 --> 00:19:43,788
- You're welcome.

455
00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:45,623
- Hello, darlings.

456
00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:50,061
Greetings.

457
00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:51,562
- Hello, Miranda.
- Hello.

458
00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:52,697
- How is the fur
treating you?

459
00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:57,368
- Oh, it is absolutely
amazing.

460
00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:59,437
I can't belive you
grew this in a lab.

461
00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:02,974
It feels so expensive.

462
00:20:02,974 --> 00:20:06,144
- Well, we can aford it.

463
00:20:06,144 --> 00:20:08,045
Who knew creating an
app would make me

464
00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:10,748
the richest woman
in America?

465
00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:12,116
- Right.

466
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:15,686
Who knew Tinder for Pets
would take off the way it did,

467
00:20:15,686 --> 00:20:20,825
and so many people have pets
that just wanted to hook up?

468
00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:22,360
- Ah, look at us.

469
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,429
Dad, would be so proud.

470
00:20:24,429 --> 00:20:27,131
- Please, he's too busy
enjoying the yacht

471
00:20:27,131 --> 00:20:29,100
we bought him to care.

472
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:34,839
- [laughing]

473
00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:45,683
- ♪

474
00:20:45,683 --> 00:20:47,985
- Those kids are
gonna be alright.

475
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:48,986
- ♪

476
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,629
<b>- ♪</b>

477
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,267
- ♪

478
00:21:24,569 --> 00:21:28,239
- ♪