1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,001 - Curtis! 2 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:03,870 Oh, here you go, Calvin. 3 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:06,039 Baby, what did you... 4 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:08,074 did you get the meat delivery? 5 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:10,577 - Yeah, two weeks ago, baby. I got this. 6 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:12,912 - Balloons. You wanted to put balloons on the mailbox. 7 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:14,114 I forgot to order them. 8 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:17,317 - Lisa, it'll be delivered in 20 minutes. 9 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:20,487 - What about those air giants? Or those things that go, like... 10 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:26,292 - The technical term is IAD. 11 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:29,062 Inflatable air dancers. 12 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,468 I got this! 13 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:39,072 - I see you, Pops. You not messin' around 14 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:41,207 when it comes to this barbecue launch. 15 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,810 - I am not. And if you hadn't a came 16 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:46,613 through the patio, you would've seen the IADs in the front yard, 17 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:49,849 twerkin' in the wind. 18 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:53,353 - So, Curtis, there is nothing else that we can help 19 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:56,089 you do to prepare for the block party? 20 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,557 - I mean, this is a big deal, Mr. Payne. 21 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,125 Once people see the food truck outside, 22 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,461 your business is officially open. 23 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:03,596 - I gotta admit, once you caught fire in that 24 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,632 Sydney the Safety Seal outfit, I thought fire 25 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,367 and animals was the last thing you wanted 26 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,335 to deal with in retirement. 27 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,938 - Ah, the guest list! 28 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:15,308 You gotta get the VIPs. 29 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,810 - I know somebody who knows somebody that was 30 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,545 mentioned in Beyonce's post. 31 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,647 - Oh, one of my homeboys hooped in the same gym 32 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,148 as Lebron once. 33 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,884 - Hey, and I can always call Dr. Shirley Cesar's 34 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:26,386 nephew-in-law. 35 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:29,155 - Uh-uh, wait a minute. Y'all got the wrong mindset. 36 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,791 Now, my VIPs are local heroes. 37 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,193 It's firefighters, 38 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:37,964 policemen, HOA presidents, teachers. 39 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:40,366 Folks who will call other folks 40 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:44,070 and tell them to come eat my meat. 41 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:48,074 - Uh, can we work on your terminology? 42 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:49,742 - I got this. 43 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:52,178 - You know, on that note, I'ma get going. 44 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:55,315 - Curtis, I'm so proud of you. 45 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,151 This is a brilliant idea! - Thank you, baby. 46 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,286 - Family reunion meets block party. 47 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:03,823 - Yes. - Sponsored by the sauce boss! 48 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:07,026 This is going to be huge! 49 00:02:07,026 --> 00:02:08,795 - And the swag bags? 50 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,996 Genius! 51 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,364 - Swag bags. 52 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:16,703 Shh...sugar honey ice tea? 53 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:19,272 - Calvin, please tell me the swag bags are ready. 54 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,741 - Pops, the swag bags are ready. 55 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:24,010 - [Ella groans] 56 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,445 - Okay, that's a lie. 57 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,113 - I gave you one job! 58 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:30,049 - Pops, Pops, I'll get 'em done. I'll get 'em done, I promise. 59 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:31,451 - [Curtis scoffs] 60 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:34,354 - Calvin, Calvin, what do you need 61 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:38,892 to make sure that the swag bags are done in time? 62 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,560 - Some swag. 63 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,328 - You haven't even started! 64 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:45,265 The block party starts at noon. 65 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,667 - Oh, don't worry, baby. I got this. 66 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,569 - You gonna make 'em yourself, aren't you? 67 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,739 - No. I'm gonna kill Calvin. Come here, Calvin. 68 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,641 - No, no, no. - Sir, I just wanna talk to you. 69 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,576 - I'm too grown for this, Pops. - No, I'm--, 70 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:57,810 Come here! 71 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:00,980 - Okay. 72 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,234 - [knocking] 73 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:24,169 - Coming! 74 00:03:24,169 --> 00:03:25,571 Okay. 75 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,641 - Well, hello, neighbor! 76 00:03:29,641 --> 00:03:31,844 - Well, hello! 77 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:35,948 I would invite you in, but you beat me to it. 78 00:03:35,948 --> 00:03:37,983 - Thank you for your hospitality. 79 00:03:37,983 --> 00:03:39,918 - You're welcome. 80 00:03:39,918 --> 00:03:41,954 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't get your name. 81 00:03:41,954 --> 00:03:44,189 - Oh! I'm Gloria Higginbottom. 82 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:48,894 But they call me Glo' 'cause I'm always shining. 83 00:03:50,829 --> 00:03:52,698 - Ella Payne. 84 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:55,100 - The Ella Payne. - Mm-mm. 85 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,302 I have heard about your work. 86 00:03:57,302 --> 00:03:58,837 I've heard about your work at the help center. 87 00:03:58,837 --> 00:04:01,140 You are doing the Lord's work. 88 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:06,111 - Thank you. Thank you. And what kind of work do you do? 89 00:04:06,111 --> 00:04:10,949 - I'm a retired solid gold dancer. 90 00:04:10,949 --> 00:04:13,986 - Solid gold dancer? 91 00:04:13,986 --> 00:04:17,890 - Ah, and the new HOA president. 92 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,326 - It's nice to meet you. Come on in. 93 00:04:21,326 --> 00:04:24,296 You're a little early for the barbecue. 94 00:04:24,296 --> 00:04:28,500 - Oh, I...I don't eat meat. I believe if God wanted us 95 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,903 to eat animals, he would have put a, uh, skillet 96 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,738 and a deep freezer on the ark. 97 00:04:32,738 --> 00:04:35,974 - [laughs] 98 00:04:35,974 --> 00:04:38,944 - Uh, is there a man of the house? 99 00:04:38,944 --> 00:04:42,080 - Oh, yes, my husband. He's Curtis Payne. 100 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:46,118 I'm sure you have heard about my husband. 101 00:04:46,118 --> 00:04:48,987 He's the Sauce Boss. 102 00:04:48,987 --> 00:04:51,990 - And what, pray tell, is a Sauce Boss? 103 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:55,327 - Hark, hark. 104 00:04:55,327 --> 00:04:57,029 Is that my name I hear ringing all 105 00:04:57,029 --> 00:04:59,198 in the street already? 106 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:02,634 - Baby, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. Is it Mrs, Miss? 107 00:05:02,634 --> 00:05:04,336 - It's Glo'. - ELLA: Glo'. 108 00:05:04,336 --> 00:05:06,238 - 'Cause I'm always shining. 109 00:05:06,238 --> 00:05:08,907 - ELLA: Shining. - Okay. 110 00:05:08,907 --> 00:05:10,742 - I remember that. She said that. 111 00:05:10,742 --> 00:05:13,345 - She look like a solid gold dancer. 112 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:17,783 I'm Curtis Payne. 113 00:05:17,783 --> 00:05:20,152 Welcome to our home. - Thank you. 114 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:23,121 - Yeah, you a little early to get some meat in your mouth. 115 00:05:23,121 --> 00:05:28,327 - Curtis, Glo' is the HOA president. 116 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:30,796 - You the HOA president? - Yes, I am. 117 00:05:30,796 --> 00:05:33,732 - Well, that would make you VIP. 118 00:05:33,732 --> 00:05:36,034 You get all the meat you want. 119 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:40,706 - Glo' is a vegetarian, baby. - Thank you. 120 00:05:40,706 --> 00:05:43,175 - Now, baby, come on now. You know better than that. 121 00:05:43,175 --> 00:05:46,378 -You know I feed all of 'em. 122 00:05:46,378 --> 00:05:51,517 Vegetarian, Episcopalians, strippers, solid gold people. 123 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,786 You're all the same in God's sight. 124 00:05:54,786 --> 00:05:56,688 I'm gonna fix you a plate. 125 00:05:56,688 --> 00:05:58,624 Veggie plate. 126 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:01,093 - You know what? That's... that's quite all right. 127 00:06:01,093 --> 00:06:05,364 Are you the one responsible for those ridiculous... 128 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:08,934 - Oh, no, that would be your shingles making you do that. 129 00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:10,235 You need to get that new vaccine, baby. 130 00:06:10,235 --> 00:06:11,837 They got that vaccine for it. - Curtis... 131 00:06:11,837 --> 00:06:13,372 - They got a new vaccine fo that. 132 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:16,375 - Baby, I think she's talking about the giant dancers 133 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,476 in the yard. 134 00:06:17,476 --> 00:06:18,944 - Well, yeah, well yeah, those are mine. 135 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:20,913 Yeah, and the food truck out there is mine. 136 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:24,182 And the balloons right next to 'em all around 'em like that. 137 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:26,184 And then the house... the bouncin' house, 138 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:27,853 you see the bouncin' house for the kids, baby? 139 00:06:27,853 --> 00:06:29,254 - I did, for the babies. 140 00:06:29,254 --> 00:06:30,489 - Ain't that all that. 141 00:06:30,489 --> 00:06:33,458 You make sure your grandkids come. 142 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:37,729 - I don't have any grandkids. 143 00:06:37,729 --> 00:06:40,265 - Regular kids. Bring 'em all. 144 00:06:40,265 --> 00:06:41,733 - Here's the problem. 145 00:06:41,733 --> 00:06:47,406 It makes the street look like the UniverSoul circus. 146 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:49,441 - Thank you. 147 00:06:49,441 --> 00:06:51,910 - That's very nice. - Thank you. 148 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:53,946 - It's not a compliment. 149 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,582 Actually, it's an astute observation. 150 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,618 Take it all down. 151 00:06:59,618 --> 00:07:02,287 - Excuse me? 152 00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:04,756 I got a little observation too. 153 00:07:04,756 --> 00:07:08,060 If you didn't come here to be a part of the 154 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:11,463 Sauce Boss official opening, and eat some 155 00:07:11,463 --> 00:07:14,266 of that barbecue, you heard it, 156 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:17,636 then you can go somewhere and chew grass. 157 00:07:17,636 --> 00:07:19,438 - I never. 158 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,840 - Well, maybe you should try it. 159 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,742 Cause this is my property. 160 00:07:23,742 --> 00:07:25,243 And this is my business. 161 00:07:25,243 --> 00:07:27,446 - And that's the problem. The problem... 162 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:31,016 - No, there is no problem. What is it, Glue, is it? 163 00:07:31,016 --> 00:07:34,119 - It's Glo'. 'Cause I'm always sh... 164 00:07:34,119 --> 00:07:37,389 - Well, guess what? Go shine somewhere else. 165 00:07:37,389 --> 00:07:40,525 'Cause we celebrate life in this house. 166 00:07:40,525 --> 00:07:42,361 Ain't that right, baby? - Amen. 167 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:44,363 - Well, you know what? You keep it all in the house. 168 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:48,767 But everything on the curb, take it down. 169 00:07:50,702 --> 00:07:52,771 - Who she think she talking to? - Curtis, just calm down. 170 00:07:52,771 --> 00:07:54,640 - Who she think she talking to, though? 171 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,542 She talking to me? 172 00:07:57,542 --> 00:08:01,046 - I'll return at 12:00 and everything better be down. 173 00:08:01,046 --> 00:08:03,048 - [yelp] You done put your finger... 174 00:08:03,048 --> 00:08:05,350 she put her finger... 175 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:07,219 What you talking about? You can go somewhere, woman. 176 00:08:07,219 --> 00:08:09,087 - High noon showdown. 177 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:10,756 - Ooh! 178 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:14,826 I'll wait 'til you come back. You come back here high noon! 179 00:08:16,194 --> 00:08:17,262 - LISA: Yes? 180 00:08:17,262 --> 00:08:19,064 - What are you doing? 181 00:08:19,064 --> 00:08:20,832 I need help out here. 182 00:08:20,832 --> 00:08:23,835 - Okay, okay, baby. 183 00:08:23,835 --> 00:08:25,804 Just give me a second. 184 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:31,677 - Uh, what are you doing? 185 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,713 - Baby, my social media is on fire. 186 00:08:34,713 --> 00:08:38,483 So just gimme a second. 187 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:40,686 - Baby, this is kinda urgent. I need help over here. 188 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,254 - Okay, okay, okay. 189 00:08:42,254 --> 00:08:45,390 Okay, what do you need? I got you, baby. I'm here. 190 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:47,192 - Okay, baby, did you get the rest of the seasoning? 191 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:50,896 - [gasps] Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot! 192 00:08:52,731 --> 00:08:55,000 I will go and get it today. I promise. 193 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,201 - Okay, okay, okay. It's fine. 194 00:08:56,201 --> 00:08:58,003 Just make sure you get this bottle size 195 00:08:58,003 --> 00:08:58,970 and this brand, okay? 196 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,339 - Yes, I got it. 197 00:09:01,339 --> 00:09:02,708 - You need to take a picture of it? 198 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,444 - Yeah, I mean, I don't wanna mess it up. 199 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:06,778 So I just wanna make sure I got it. 200 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:09,781 - Baby, you took a picture last time. 201 00:09:09,781 --> 00:09:11,049 - You right, you right. 202 00:09:11,049 --> 00:09:13,952 - Okay, did you at least print the gift certificates? 203 00:09:13,952 --> 00:09:15,053 - Yes! 204 00:09:15,053 --> 00:09:16,388 You will be so happy to know 205 00:09:16,388 --> 00:09:19,791 they are on the printer ready to go, ready to go, 206 00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:22,027 r...r...r...ready to go. 207 00:09:22,027 --> 00:09:23,161 - Okay, okay. 208 00:09:23,161 --> 00:09:24,362 - What else? 209 00:09:24,362 --> 00:09:26,131 - Oh, did you get the hand sanitizer? 210 00:09:26,131 --> 00:09:27,399 - Hand sanitizer? 211 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:29,768 No. What do we need hand sanitizer for? 212 00:09:29,768 --> 00:09:31,470 - Baby, I told you, my Pops gives those 213 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,871 to the people that eat. You know? 214 00:09:32,871 --> 00:09:36,007 If you're saucy, so you can stay bossy. 215 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,576 Sanitize your hands. 216 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:41,046 - That doesn't make any sense. 217 00:09:41,046 --> 00:09:42,981 - His tagline is wipe me down. 218 00:09:42,981 --> 00:09:45,484 What part of that makes sense? 219 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,119 - It doesn't make sense. 220 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,354 - Okay, Lord, just go get 'em. - Okay. 221 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:50,922 - Just go get 'em. - Okay, okay, okay. 222 00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:52,124 - Thank you. 223 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,325 - Okay, I'm heading out the door. 224 00:09:53,325 --> 00:09:54,526 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 225 00:09:54,526 --> 00:09:56,061 That's the wrong door. - LISA: Baby! 226 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:57,596 - Where are you going? 227 00:09:57,596 --> 00:10:00,298 - LISA: I've gotta get my body butter, honey, now, 228 00:10:00,298 --> 00:10:01,433 not be ashy out there. 229 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,001 - CALVIN: Now, look, baby... 230 00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:05,771 - I'm on my way, I'm on my way. - I have to get these done. 231 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:06,872 - Okay. 232 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,607 - I'm on the clock. I'm already behind. 233 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,942 Now baby, I need you to go out and get it. I need you to hurry. 234 00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:15,280 - Okay, you look so good when you be stressed out. 235 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,215 I just be wanna be all up on you. 236 00:10:17,215 --> 00:10:18,550 - Okay, okay, we could do that later, 237 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:20,519 but baby, I need you to leave, okay? 238 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,955 - Okay, but if I leave, I'm gonna miss you. 239 00:10:23,955 --> 00:10:26,024 - Okay, well, if you leave, you'll give me 240 00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:29,694 the opportunity to miss you too, Buh bye. Buh bye. 241 00:10:29,694 --> 00:10:32,664 - Okay, but I need a kiss before I leave. 242 00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:33,832 - Bye. 243 00:10:33,832 --> 00:10:36,701 - Calvin, a real kiss. 244 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:40,071 Thank you. 245 00:10:40,071 --> 00:10:41,840 Okay, okay, okay, I'm gone. 246 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,775 All right, anything else? 247 00:10:43,775 --> 00:10:46,211 - That's it. Thank you, baby. - All right. 248 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:49,514 I love you. - I love you too. Bye bye. 249 00:10:50,382 --> 00:10:51,783 - [phone ringing] 250 00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:52,818 - Shoot. 251 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,387 Aw, man. 252 00:10:55,387 --> 00:10:57,389 What's up, Pops? 253 00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:58,957 Mm-hmm, yeah. I got it covered. 254 00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:02,093 I'm working on your swag bags right now, yes. 255 00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:04,296 How many do I have done? 256 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:07,732 About 100, give or take. 257 00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:09,267 Okay, I'm lyin'. 258 00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:12,537 Huh? 259 00:11:12,537 --> 00:11:14,840 Okay, look, look, Dad, Dad, Dad, we're wastin' time. 260 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,741 I should be working on your swag bags. 261 00:11:16,741 --> 00:11:19,344 We're wasting time. Okay, bye bye. Bye bye, thanks. 262 00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:20,712 - [knocking] 263 00:11:20,712 --> 00:11:23,882 - [sighs] What did you leave now? 264 00:11:23,882 --> 00:11:27,085 - Um, just my child. 265 00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:28,787 - Miranda. 266 00:11:28,787 --> 00:11:30,422 Oh shoot. 267 00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:34,059 Ah, look. I left Christian at my parent's house. 268 00:11:34,059 --> 00:11:36,561 Look, I just got a million things going on right now. 269 00:11:36,561 --> 00:11:38,930 And I forgot you were coming early. 270 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:40,365 - Okay, no worries. 271 00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:42,400 Well, I'll just go over there and get him. Okay? 272 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,269 - Oh my God, thank you. Thank you. 273 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:45,537 That would save my life right now. 274 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:49,341 - You're welcome. But what is going on over here? 275 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,276 Are you moving? 276 00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:52,811 Or are you going to another country 277 00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:54,579 to keep from paying your parking tickets? 278 00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:56,615 - Oh shoot! My parking tickets. 279 00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,183 - Okay, listen. You're gonna give 'em to me 280 00:11:58,183 --> 00:11:59,818 before I leave so I can make sure 281 00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,519 they're paid so you don't get in trouble. 282 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:04,422 - Yeah. - So what are you doing? 283 00:12:04,422 --> 00:12:06,224 - Oh, I'm making swag bags for my Pop's 284 00:12:06,224 --> 00:12:07,692 barbecue block party. 285 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:10,595 - [laughs] Is he still calling it Wipe Me Down? 286 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,297 - Yeah. - [laughter] 287 00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:13,732 - Isn't that crazy? 288 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,567 - I mean, I've heard crazier names for businesses. 289 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:18,637 And they have made goo gobs of money. 290 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,373 - Now, exactly how much is a goo gob? 291 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,674 - A lot. - Mm. 292 00:12:22,674 --> 00:12:24,209 - Mm-hmm. 293 00:12:24,209 --> 00:12:26,778 - Yeah, you need some help, don't ya? 294 00:12:26,778 --> 00:12:28,313 - I'm never gonna make it without you. 295 00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:31,116 - What? - The swag bags. 296 00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:33,285 - Oh! - Swag bags. 297 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:34,619 - Swag bags. 298 00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:37,155 Um, okay, so what do we need to do? 299 00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:39,157 - Okay, you need to stuff 'em with that stuff right there 300 00:12:39,157 --> 00:12:40,292 in the box. 301 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,526 - Okay, you can't just stuff 'em. 302 00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:43,795 They're swag bags. We have to make 'em nice. 303 00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:47,532 - Okay, so what would you suggest? 304 00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:50,268 - Just give it to me, Calvin. 305 00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:52,137 - Excuse me, say what? 306 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:54,673 - The bags, just give me the bags. 307 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:57,242 - Oh, the bags. - Yeah. 308 00:12:57,242 --> 00:12:58,810 - The bags. I'm sorry. 309 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,112 It was one right here so I thought you could just grab it. 310 00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:02,714 But you talking about the bags. 311 00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,649 - But there are a lot of them, so how many 312 00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:05,917 do we need to make? 313 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,285 - 500. - Oh my. 314 00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:09,621 Okay, come on. Just start. We're gonna do an assembly line. 315 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,156 Let's get organized. We have to get this done. 316 00:13:11,156 --> 00:13:12,257 - Okay. - We got this. 317 00:13:12,257 --> 00:13:13,325 - Let's go. - We got this. 318 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,392 - Team work. - Team work. 319 00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:15,527 - Make the dream work. - Yeah. 320 00:13:15,527 --> 00:13:17,095 - Yeah. - Bam. 321 00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:18,530 - Give it to me. 322 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,303 - The champ is here. 323 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,739 Champ is here. 324 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:25,906 The champ is here. 325 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,876 - [cheering] Ta da. 326 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,378 - What is this? 327 00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:33,714 - Well, baby, this is, uh, this is the first day 328 00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:35,149 of the Sauce Boss. 329 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:37,084 I can't walk in there like some commoner. 330 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,854 - There's a theme song and a jingle. 331 00:13:39,854 --> 00:13:42,323 - A jingle. 332 00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:45,226 - Here's your lyrics. 333 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:47,495 - Why do I need lyrics? 334 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:51,632 - Baby, you can't commit to three verses in one hour. 335 00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:54,168 - Lisa, check on the dancing air dummies 336 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,137 outside in the yard. 337 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,372 - Baby, IADs. 338 00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,241 Inflatable air dancers. 339 00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:03,944 - We got the best barbecue in the land. 340 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,480 Above all the rest we stand. 341 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,282 We got the best of ribs, 342 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,452 the best of wings, throughout the nation. 343 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:13,287 That doesn't rhyme. 344 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:16,791 And if you forget the sauce, 345 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:18,359 it is your loss. 346 00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:20,428 - And I didn't write it down there, 347 00:14:20,428 --> 00:14:25,800 but it's to the nag of ♪ So don't forget the sauce ♪ 348 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,569 - Your IEDs are D-E-A-D. 349 00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:29,703 - What? 350 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,539 - And people starting to show up already. 351 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:34,108 - Oh, that's the smoke. Smoke bringin' em in, baby. 352 00:14:34,108 --> 00:14:35,709 - Mm. - Baby, this is it. 353 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,611 This is the start of our new life. You heard me? 354 00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:39,613 - Yes, baby. - I think you're right. 355 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:42,249 You know, they say where the cops eat, the food is good. 356 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,218 - The police are here already? 357 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:47,755 - I thought the firefighters woudla beat them to the smoke. 358 00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,523 Come on, baby, it's a first responder joke. Come on, now. 359 00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:51,492 - [laughs] - Mr. Payne... 360 00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:55,396 - I got it, I got it, I got it. - Mr. Payne? Mr. Payne. 361 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,431 Well, hello, neighbor. 362 00:14:57,431 --> 00:15:00,601 - I knew you couldn't resist my brisket. 363 00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:04,004 - I realize I'm a smidge early for our 12:00 showdown. 364 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:08,609 I just needed enough time to shut down those, uh... 365 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,946 - You deflated the dancing air dummies? 366 00:15:11,946 --> 00:15:13,747 - I did. [laughs] 367 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,584 And the officers are deflating the bouncy house 368 00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,285 and popping the balloons. 369 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:21,155 - Glo', why would you do this? 370 00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:25,593 - As president of the Prosperous Pines subdivision, 371 00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:31,098 I am shutting down this illegal and unsanctioned hullabaloo. 372 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:35,970 - How can you have beef with me and you a vegetarian? 373 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:41,275 - It's got nothing to do with my immaculate colon. 374 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,544 Rather, it's the code. 375 00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:47,848 Section 3-2-1, yard decorations must not 376 00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:52,353 extend beyond the apex of a homeowner's roof. 377 00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:54,455 - But the Johnson's down the road. 378 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,892 - Get it, baby. Get her, baby! 379 00:15:57,892 --> 00:16:01,328 - They erect a 50-foot Jesus every Christmas. 380 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,964 - Every year! 381 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:09,537 - Section 3-2-1 addendum A, major holidays excluded. 382 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,741 - Glo', what can we do? 383 00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,910 - You can appeal to the HOA board 384 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:19,513 and apply for a special permissions permit. 385 00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,782 - Perfect. How long will that take? 386 00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:25,419 - Much longer than the month of June. 387 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,788 - What if we take down the dancing IADS 388 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,423 and clean up all the balloons? 389 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,058 Will we be able to have the event? 390 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,527 - There's still the matter of the smoking slaughterhouse 391 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:34,895 parked in the driveway. 392 00:16:34,895 --> 00:16:39,133 - That is a custom made 250-gallon 393 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:41,068 reverse flow grill. 394 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,003 And what about it? 395 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,006 - Section 4-3-... 396 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,109 - Just say the damn code! 397 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,779 - All cooking mechanisms over 50 gallons must 398 00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:56,016 reside out of view from the street. 399 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,218 - This is crazy, Ella! 400 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,453 - Okay 401 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,389 - Who the hell's making up these rules? 402 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,892 - Guilty! 403 00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:07,528 This is what keeps the property values up 404 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,163 and protects our investments. 405 00:17:09,163 --> 00:17:11,765 It's impossible to keep these streets clean as it is. 406 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,500 - Well, I'll tell you what. 407 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,836 This is my property. 408 00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:18,238 And I can do what I want on it. 409 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:22,509 - Hm, within the HOA bylaws. 410 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,545 - Lady, you want an HOA war? 411 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,280 You got one! 412 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,716 - [scoffs] Is that a threat? 413 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:31,852 - No, that's a promise! 414 00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:33,654 - Mm, fine. 415 00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:36,557 [laughs] Take it all down! 416 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,559 Take everything down! 417 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:42,096 - [frustrated yelling] 418 00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:43,831 - Get out! 419 00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:48,102 - Ms. Glo', can I fix you a plate to take home? 420 00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:50,537 - She gets none of my meat! 421 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,144 - ♪ 422 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,648 - I know it's a little late, but the swag bags are here. 423 00:18:00,648 --> 00:18:02,650 - Yeah, it's some type of illicit activity going 424 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:05,219 on at that address, I'm telling you. 425 00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:09,223 Well, I don't know. That's your job to find out. 426 00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:12,793 All right then. Appreciate ya. 427 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,596 - Got your swag bags. - Thank you, son. 428 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,232 - You're welcome. What was the phone call about? 429 00:18:18,232 --> 00:18:21,035 - Oh, we at war. - How? 430 00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:24,271 - This woman's trying to cancel my party. 431 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,640 So we at war with the HOA. 432 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,609 - You sure you wanna do that? 433 00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,512 - Man up and pick a side. Okay? 434 00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:33,881 She's messing with my money. You heard me? 435 00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:34,982 - Curtis! 436 00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:38,552 Curtis, Lisa and I figured it all out! 437 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,788 - All we had to do was... - Pick a side. 438 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:43,524 - That's my boy. - Do what? 439 00:18:43,524 --> 00:18:45,893 - We're at war with the HOA. - We who? 440 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,728 You don't even live here anymore. 441 00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:50,564 - You got to take what you want in this world. 442 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,833 And I want my block party! 443 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:56,170 Now she trying to...she think she... 444 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,506 Is that my theme song? 445 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,909 - Yes, it is. 446 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,880 - [yelps] 447 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,083 - Is that a line out there for the Sauce Boss? 448 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,518 - They are. 449 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,587 - You see, son? You see? 450 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,223 I got her waving the right flag already. 451 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,691 - No she isn't. 452 00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:19,727 Those are you new customers cleaning up the street. 453 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,029 - They are here for the community clean up. 454 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:26,300 - And you are feeding all of the people taking part. 455 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,802 - That's how we figured it out. 456 00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:33,340 - So you mean, she ain't do it 'cause of what I did? 457 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,375 - What'd you do? 458 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,944 - Nothin'. That's a lie. 459 00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:38,245 - Curtis! 460 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,013 - ♪ 461 00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:42,701 - [Glo' sighs] 462 00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:44,269 - Thank you for coming to the party, Glo'. 463 00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,704 - Well I sorta had no choice. 464 00:19:45,704 --> 00:19:47,206 I mean, the police were going through my 465 00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,375 unmentionables and I had to get out of there. 466 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:52,878 - No kidding? Well at least you're okay. 467 00:19:52,878 --> 00:19:54,279 That's what matters. 468 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,014 - I still don't know how they got my address through. 469 00:19:56,014 --> 00:19:57,149 And I'm not sure why... 470 00:19:57,149 --> 00:19:58,851 - Glo', Glo', Glo', you're okay. 471 00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:00,386 That's what matters. 472 00:20:00,386 --> 00:20:02,755 And here, look. I got a little something for ya. 473 00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:05,224 - Ah, well thank you. That's so kind. 474 00:20:05,224 --> 00:20:06,558 - Yeah. 475 00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:08,160 - Well, I got you a little something too. 476 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,762 - Oh, okay. 477 00:20:09,762 --> 00:20:11,597 Oh, what is it? 478 00:20:11,597 --> 00:20:15,067 - Fines for your HOA violations. 479 00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:18,003 - What? Well, we already had the party. 480 00:20:18,003 --> 00:20:19,772 - Yes, but before you had the party, 481 00:20:19,772 --> 00:20:23,108 you were already in violation of several HOA codes. 482 00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:24,777 - Get out. 483 00:20:24,777 --> 00:20:28,814 - Section 5-4-3, oil stains in the driveway. 484 00:20:28,814 --> 00:20:31,417 - You don't understand. I want you to leave. 485 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:35,154 - Section 9-8-7, mailbox needs to be painted. 486 00:20:35,154 --> 00:20:37,456 - Move it this way. 487 00:20:37,456 --> 00:20:41,160 - Section 9-8-7, mailbox needs to be painted 488 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,895 an approved HOA color. 489 00:20:42,895 --> 00:20:44,163 - Get out. Get out. 490 00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:46,632 - That's fine. - Go chew some grass. 491 00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:49,067 Ella! 492 00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:50,102 We at war. 493 00:20:50,102 --> 00:20:51,000 - ♪ 494 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,628 - ♪ 495 00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:26,805 - ♪