1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:02,202 - ♪ 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:04,637 - [laughing] - What's so funny? 3 00:00:04,637 --> 00:00:08,742 - Your post about how gravity isn't real. What-- 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,211 - Did you even read the post? 5 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:15,315 - Babe, how can you not be down with gravity? 6 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,584 It doesn't even make sense. 7 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:19,185 - I see what you did there. I see-- 8 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,487 that's cool, that's cool. 9 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:24,958 - Hey, Malik, are you friends with Jasmine on MyFace? 10 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:27,427 - Nah. Why? 11 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:30,096 - She didn't accept my friend request on MyFace. 12 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:33,166 - Yeah, because you're her dad. 13 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:36,269 - I block my parents. - Wha? 14 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:39,572 Y'all don't want to connect and see each other's lives? 15 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:40,673 - We're family. 16 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,675 We see each other's lives all the time. 17 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:45,111 - Exactly. - I'm talking about, you know, 18 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:47,647 the little things that you put on social media. 19 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,983 I'm not friends with you guys either. 20 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:52,685 - Exactly. We gonna keep it like that. 21 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:56,322 Dad, parents and children don't make good social media pals. 22 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:58,291 - I just thought it would be fun, you know, 23 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:01,161 for us to connect, you know, in-- in cyberspace. 24 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,996 - Ehh, no, no. 25 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,331 - Sounds a little bit like spying. 26 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:07,500 - "Spying." 27 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,670 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 28 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:11,671 - Would you all mind 29 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,106 if I kick it over here for a minute? 30 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,574 - For sure. What's up? 31 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,609 - I got to come up with an ad campaign for work. 32 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:19,446 I got writer's block, and Pops won't stop bothering me. 33 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:21,247 - Well. 34 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,116 Take as much time as you need. 35 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:24,217 - Thanks. 36 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,186 - What's the ad campaign for? 37 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:29,122 - Curling's Furniture and Appliance Store. 38 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,857 I got to come up with something quick. 39 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,559 Thanks for the peace and quiet. 40 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:34,294 - Woooooo. 41 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,765 If I see that fool on the street, 42 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:42,135 I'm going to rip his eyes out and shove them up his butt, 43 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:44,671 so he can watch me whooping his ass. 44 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:47,640 - Oh, well, it was nice while it lasted. 45 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:12,369 - [yelling] 46 00:02:12,369 --> 00:02:14,838 - Pops, what happened now to make you mad? 47 00:02:14,838 --> 00:02:16,840 - Like he needs an excuse. 48 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,809 - Watch your tongue. You watch your tongue. 49 00:02:19,809 --> 00:02:22,812 I ain't in the mood today, Son. You heard me? 50 00:02:22,812 --> 00:02:24,581 That conditioner repairman said 51 00:02:24,581 --> 00:02:27,684 he was going to have my air conditioner fixed. 52 00:02:27,684 --> 00:02:29,052 And guess what? 53 00:02:29,052 --> 00:02:32,122 My house is hotter then Florida's breath. 54 00:02:32,122 --> 00:02:33,890 - What does that have to do with any of us? 55 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:35,492 Why are you here? 56 00:02:35,492 --> 00:02:37,861 - You want some of this smoke? You'll get this smoke, bro-- 57 00:02:37,861 --> 00:02:38,762 - Okay, I don't-- 58 00:02:39,996 --> 00:02:43,099 - Oh. What-- what do you need? 59 00:02:43,099 --> 00:02:44,901 - I need to borrow your flashlight. 60 00:02:44,901 --> 00:02:48,438 I'm going to go up in the attic and fix it my damn self. 61 00:02:48,438 --> 00:02:50,740 - It's in the laundry room over the washer. 62 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:52,041 - Over the washer where? 63 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,210 - It's up top. - Oh, I'll find it myself. 64 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:56,112 - In the laundry room. 65 00:02:56,112 --> 00:02:57,580 - Yeah, in the laundry room. 66 00:02:57,580 --> 00:02:59,682 Who keeps a flashlight in the laundry room? 67 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,986 - So tell me more about this ad, man. 68 00:03:02,986 --> 00:03:05,321 - Oh, well, I want to make it something memorable. 69 00:03:05,321 --> 00:03:07,257 Something that'll go viral. 70 00:03:07,257 --> 00:03:08,925 - Oh, you should use a mascot. 71 00:03:08,925 --> 00:03:11,594 You know, like that insurance company uses a lizard. 72 00:03:11,594 --> 00:03:14,230 - That's not a bad idea. Like what, though? 73 00:03:15,432 --> 00:03:17,700 - CJ? You got another light? 74 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:18,668 This one don't work. 75 00:03:19,169 --> 00:03:20,003 [yelling] 76 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:23,239 I can't see. I can't see at all! 77 00:03:23,239 --> 00:03:28,244 [mutters angrily] 78 00:03:29,112 --> 00:03:30,146 - Uncle Curtis, please. 79 00:03:30,146 --> 00:03:31,548 You are embarrassing yourself. 80 00:03:31,548 --> 00:03:33,817 - No no no, stay mad, Pops. 81 00:03:34,484 --> 00:03:36,386 Show that flashlight who's boss. 82 00:03:40,056 --> 00:03:41,524 - You brought it on yourself. 83 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:47,664 - CJ, thank you so much for letting Christian come over 84 00:03:47,664 --> 00:03:50,133 for a play date, because if I had to watch 85 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:54,037 Moana one more time, I was going to jump out of a window. 86 00:03:54,404 --> 00:03:56,339 - Hmmm. Hmmm. You're welcome. - And-- 87 00:03:57,740 --> 00:04:01,811 And I um... might land on your car when I do. 88 00:04:03,146 --> 00:04:04,981 - You say something? 89 00:04:04,981 --> 00:04:05,882 - Okay. 90 00:04:06,649 --> 00:04:09,752 CJ, what are you doing? 91 00:04:10,653 --> 00:04:13,223 - Making a profile for MyFace. 92 00:04:13,223 --> 00:04:15,959 - But you already have a profile. 93 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:17,494 We follow each other. 94 00:04:17,494 --> 00:04:20,063 - I'm making a new one with a fake profile. 95 00:04:20,063 --> 00:04:22,565 - That's called catfishing. 96 00:04:22,565 --> 00:04:24,567 - I ain't said anything about fishing. 97 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:27,770 I'm just making a fake social media profile 98 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:28,905 to trick some people. 99 00:04:28,905 --> 00:04:32,442 - Uhhh, that is exactly what catfishing is. 100 00:04:33,343 --> 00:04:34,978 Let me see this. 101 00:04:36,012 --> 00:04:37,413 CJ. 102 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:39,516 Who is Dana Ray? 103 00:04:39,516 --> 00:04:41,985 - That's my undercover profile. 104 00:04:41,985 --> 00:04:43,953 Dana. 105 00:04:43,953 --> 00:04:45,522 Holla. 106 00:04:45,522 --> 00:04:48,791 - I think we need to have a serious talk. 107 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:51,761 Why are you pretending to be a woman online? 108 00:04:51,761 --> 00:04:55,365 - Malik, Jasmine and Lisa would not accept my friend request 109 00:04:55,365 --> 00:04:57,934 on MyFace, so... 110 00:04:57,934 --> 00:05:00,103 I came up with Dana Ray. 111 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:03,907 - CJ, What makes you think they want to be friends with her? 112 00:05:05,008 --> 00:05:06,910 - What's wrong with Dana? 113 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,244 She's cute. 114 00:05:08,244 --> 00:05:12,148 She likes quinoa, just like Jasmine. 115 00:05:12,148 --> 00:05:13,249 - Okay, listen. 116 00:05:13,249 --> 00:05:16,486 These are grown people. 117 00:05:16,486 --> 00:05:19,656 - Grown people in my pocket, 118 00:05:19,656 --> 00:05:23,426 and anybody that I feed, I follow. 119 00:05:23,426 --> 00:05:26,095 If you lived in here, I'd be following you. 120 00:05:26,095 --> 00:05:28,798 You will get Dana, and you'll be like, who is that? 121 00:05:28,798 --> 00:05:29,999 All of a sudden, 122 00:05:29,999 --> 00:05:33,469 CJ is right there because you'd be in my pocket. 123 00:05:33,469 --> 00:05:35,238 Hey-- - [computer chimes] 124 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:37,340 - Look at that. 125 00:05:38,174 --> 00:05:41,210 Jasmine just accepted Dana. 126 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,479 Hey, girl. 127 00:05:48,117 --> 00:05:49,052 - All right. 128 00:05:50,153 --> 00:05:51,888 Take one. 129 00:05:51,888 --> 00:05:53,656 Pops, come here, quick. 130 00:05:53,656 --> 00:05:56,292 - Who wants some? Who wants some? 131 00:05:56,292 --> 00:05:58,861 - Check out who just moved across the street? 132 00:05:58,861 --> 00:06:00,897 - Why are you out here yelling like you done lost your mind? 133 00:06:00,897 --> 00:06:02,065 - Look, check it out. 134 00:06:02,065 --> 00:06:05,702 - It's a bunch of hipsters and college dudes. 135 00:06:06,736 --> 00:06:08,504 - So what? 136 00:06:08,504 --> 00:06:12,108 - Wait, that doesn't bother you, gentrification? 137 00:06:12,108 --> 00:06:13,710 I mean, pretty soon we won't be 138 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:15,745 able to afford the neighborhood that we live in. 139 00:06:15,745 --> 00:06:18,214 - Calvin, that just means if I sell the house, 140 00:06:18,214 --> 00:06:19,816 I get a nice, big fat check. 141 00:06:22,619 --> 00:06:25,989 Well, I don't believe in all that gentrification mess. 142 00:06:25,989 --> 00:06:29,759 Okay, nobody take nothing from you unless you let them. 143 00:06:29,759 --> 00:06:30,927 You know what? 144 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:33,529 You need to stop being afraid of progress, Son. 145 00:06:33,529 --> 00:06:35,732 I mean hell, we need more of them to move in. 146 00:06:35,732 --> 00:06:38,401 Then I can buy a brand-new air conditioning unit. 147 00:06:38,401 --> 00:06:39,802 You heard it. 148 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:43,072 - Yeah, I hear you, Pops. 149 00:06:43,072 --> 00:06:45,875 I just thought you would care. Look, I'm going to go get 150 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:47,176 something to eat from Burger Boys. 151 00:06:47,176 --> 00:06:48,177 You want something? 152 00:06:48,177 --> 00:06:50,079 - Burger Boys? 153 00:06:50,079 --> 00:06:52,482 Nasty as that food is, 154 00:06:52,482 --> 00:06:55,952 they need to call them Booger Boys. 155 00:06:55,952 --> 00:06:57,620 Just go over to Smitty's. 156 00:06:57,620 --> 00:07:01,891 The food is way better, and the waitresses are much cuter. 157 00:07:01,891 --> 00:07:04,494 Don't tell your momma I said that. Snitch. 158 00:07:05,061 --> 00:07:07,664 - Oh, uh... 159 00:07:07,664 --> 00:07:09,932 Well, Smitty's closed, Pop. 160 00:07:09,932 --> 00:07:11,134 - Smitty's what? 161 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:15,238 - Oh, yeah, they--they shut down a few days ago. 162 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:18,041 They're opening a Salad Barn. 163 00:07:18,808 --> 00:07:20,877 - Salad Barn? 164 00:07:20,877 --> 00:07:23,079 Who the hell asked for a Salad Barn? 165 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:24,781 - I know, right? 166 00:07:24,781 --> 00:07:29,886 And--and all they're serving is vegan food. 167 00:07:29,886 --> 00:07:34,490 - What? Do you see any grass eaters in this neighborhood? 168 00:07:35,024 --> 00:07:38,628 - Don't that make you angry? - Oh, I'm angry. 169 00:07:38,628 --> 00:07:39,862 Matter of fact, I should go down there 170 00:07:39,862 --> 00:07:42,398 and make them fry me a salad. 171 00:07:42,398 --> 00:07:43,866 - You do that. 172 00:07:43,866 --> 00:07:47,670 - I wish a vegan would give me the side eye. 173 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,539 I'll beat him like a crooked cop! 174 00:07:49,539 --> 00:07:50,907 You heard me. 175 00:07:50,907 --> 00:07:53,509 - Oh, yeah, you do that. Hey hey, you do that. 176 00:07:53,509 --> 00:07:56,813 - I don't need that. I got these iron fists. 177 00:07:56,813 --> 00:07:59,615 - Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, what you say? 178 00:07:59,615 --> 00:08:00,950 - I said I got these iron fists. 179 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:03,986 I got back up these iron fist. You heard it. 180 00:08:03,986 --> 00:08:07,423 - I like it. You go get them, Pops. You go get them! 181 00:08:08,524 --> 00:08:11,527 Yes! And cut. 182 00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:14,931 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 183 00:08:14,931 --> 00:08:18,568 I'm glad you liked my new ad campaign. 184 00:08:18,568 --> 00:08:22,004 Yeah, he--he is a colorful fellow. 185 00:08:22,004 --> 00:08:23,339 Okay, great, great. 186 00:08:23,339 --> 00:08:25,608 So I have a new reel for you next week. 187 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:26,909 Thank you, sir. 188 00:08:26,909 --> 00:08:28,144 Thank you. 189 00:08:28,144 --> 00:08:32,415 Yes! - Curtis! Baby! 190 00:08:32,415 --> 00:08:36,052 You are too old to climb on that roof. 191 00:08:36,052 --> 00:08:39,388 - Maybe, but I can't take any more of this heat. 192 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:40,823 I studied a couple of them 193 00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:43,760 YouTube videos so I can fix this thing. 194 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:47,029 You just send me some food on a rope. 195 00:08:47,029 --> 00:08:51,901 - Don't know what I'm going to do with you. 196 00:08:52,368 --> 00:08:56,239 - He does not listen to anybody ever. 197 00:08:57,607 --> 00:08:59,142 - What are you up to? 198 00:08:59,142 --> 00:09:01,644 - Oh me? I just got off the phone with my boss. 199 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,780 He loves the ad campaign I came up with. 200 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:05,481 - Oh, what's it about? 201 00:09:05,481 --> 00:09:07,216 - It's about a guy who has a bad 202 00:09:07,216 --> 00:09:10,119 attitude and he takes it out on the competition. 203 00:09:10,119 --> 00:09:12,989 - Sounds funny. Can't wait to see it. 204 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,360 - WOMAN: At Curling's Furniture and Appliance Store, 205 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:18,928 we hate high prices. 206 00:09:18,928 --> 00:09:22,131 Just ask Grumbly, the head of our low prices department. 207 00:09:22,131 --> 00:09:25,301 What do you think of overpriced inventory, Grumbly? 208 00:09:25,301 --> 00:09:27,670 - CURTIS: Makes me want to put my hands on something. 209 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:29,305 - WOMAN: That's our Grumbly. 210 00:09:29,305 --> 00:09:32,575 Hey Grumbly, what are you going to do to the competition? 211 00:09:32,575 --> 00:09:35,845 - CURTIS: I'll beat them like a crooked cop. 212 00:09:35,845 --> 00:09:37,680 - WOMAN: We don't believe in violence. 213 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,182 At Curling's Furniture and Appliance, 214 00:09:39,182 --> 00:09:42,885 the only thing we beat is the competition. 215 00:09:42,885 --> 00:09:46,222 - Thank you and your bad attitude, Pops. 216 00:09:48,424 --> 00:09:49,592 - Yeah, you're going to see 217 00:09:49,592 --> 00:09:52,128 my bad attitude in about 3 seconds, 218 00:09:52,128 --> 00:09:54,197 if you don't tell me what the hell is going on. 219 00:09:57,934 --> 00:09:59,369 - I was scared that if I didn't 220 00:09:59,369 --> 00:10:00,870 come up with something, they would fire me. 221 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:03,506 So I took clips of you blowing 222 00:10:03,506 --> 00:10:06,242 your stack and I put it in my ad. 223 00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:09,612 - I don't know, Calvin. 224 00:10:09,612 --> 00:10:11,114 Anybody that would make a fool 225 00:10:11,114 --> 00:10:16,486 of their daddy on the interweb is capable of anything. 226 00:10:17,353 --> 00:10:18,454 - I'm sorry, Pop. 227 00:10:18,454 --> 00:10:21,457 I didn't know it would become so popular. 228 00:10:21,457 --> 00:10:22,792 - [grunts] 229 00:10:23,893 --> 00:10:25,628 Popular, you said? 230 00:10:25,628 --> 00:10:28,264 - Well, yeah, you're a viral hit. 231 00:10:28,264 --> 00:10:30,500 - Let me see that thing. Let me see that. 232 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,801 - Read these comments. 233 00:10:31,801 --> 00:10:35,138 - What's it say? What's it say. 234 00:10:35,138 --> 00:10:37,473 "OMG. I love Grumbly." Who the hell is Grumby? 235 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,109 - You, Pop. 236 00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:44,947 - "Grumbly for President." 237 00:10:45,815 --> 00:10:49,819 - Look, Pops, I had no business sharing your image for my ad. 238 00:10:49,819 --> 00:10:51,621 I'll take it down and call my boss. 239 00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:53,623 - What the--boy! 240 00:10:54,223 --> 00:10:56,692 What, did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast? 241 00:10:56,692 --> 00:10:59,362 You better not take that ad down. 242 00:10:59,362 --> 00:11:02,698 We're going to capitalize on my stardom. 243 00:11:02,698 --> 00:11:04,434 - What are you talking about? 244 00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:07,637 - You used me. 245 00:11:07,637 --> 00:11:09,138 So now I'm going to use you. 246 00:11:11,073 --> 00:11:13,176 - Huh? - We're going to make 247 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:18,414 Curtis Wipe Me Down Barbecue Sauce as famous as Grumbly. 248 00:11:18,414 --> 00:11:23,252 You heard it or my name ain't the Sauce Boss. 249 00:11:27,089 --> 00:11:29,358 - Oh, okay. [grunts] 250 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,398 - Hey, babe. - Hello. 251 00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:37,500 - You need some help? - No, it's okay. 252 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,534 I already called the hernia 253 00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:40,269 in the driveway. It's fine. Go ahead. 254 00:11:40,269 --> 00:11:42,405 Keep watching your little show. 255 00:11:42,405 --> 00:11:45,441 - Oh you know, we're just watching Naked and Afraid and 256 00:11:45,441 --> 00:11:47,310 Lisa doesn't really care until the people get afraid. 257 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,978 She doesn't worry about the naked part. 258 00:11:50,313 --> 00:11:53,049 - Wait, you like it better when they're scared? 259 00:11:53,049 --> 00:11:54,851 - That's the best part. I mean, 260 00:11:54,851 --> 00:11:56,319 I already worked at a strip club. 261 00:11:56,319 --> 00:11:58,855 I don't need to see anybody else naked. 262 00:12:00,389 --> 00:12:01,290 - [phone dings] 263 00:12:05,561 --> 00:12:06,963 - This chick. 264 00:12:07,997 --> 00:12:10,032 - Is everything okay? 265 00:12:10,032 --> 00:12:11,567 - Man, I let this random girl 266 00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:14,904 follow me on MyFace and now she's all up in my business. 267 00:12:14,904 --> 00:12:16,305 She one of your sister's friends. 268 00:12:16,939 --> 00:12:17,974 - That's weird. 269 00:12:19,609 --> 00:12:22,512 Oh, um, what's her name? 270 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:25,081 - Uhhh, Dana Ray. 271 00:12:26,182 --> 00:12:27,116 - Ohhhh. 272 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,485 - Wait, do you know her? 273 00:12:29,485 --> 00:12:32,021 - Well, yes and no. 274 00:12:32,021 --> 00:12:34,423 - What's that supposed to mean? 275 00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:36,526 - She isn't a her. 276 00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:40,463 - So what? She's not gender-conforming. 277 00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:43,032 No big deal. I'm a progressive millennial. 278 00:12:43,032 --> 00:12:45,701 - That's--that's not it. 279 00:12:45,701 --> 00:12:48,271 - Then what is it? Is she a psycho? 280 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,509 - Spill the tea. 281 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:56,045 - Alright, y'all, it's CJ. 282 00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:57,947 - Say what? - Say what? 283 00:12:58,648 --> 00:13:00,950 - Yes, I was here earlier today, 284 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:03,986 and he created this Dana Ray profile. 285 00:13:03,986 --> 00:13:07,023 - Nah, he wouldn't do that. 286 00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:09,525 - He would've 100% do that. 287 00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:12,528 - He made it because you guys wouldn't follow him. 288 00:13:12,528 --> 00:13:14,230 - Wait, let me see if I have a request 289 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,666 from this--who what-- Dana Ray or something? 290 00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,833 - Yes. 291 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,068 - Do you? 292 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,636 - Yeah, I do. 293 00:13:20,636 --> 00:13:21,904 Man, he is corny. 294 00:13:21,904 --> 00:13:23,506 - Listen, I'm sorry. 295 00:13:23,506 --> 00:13:25,241 I should have told you guys sooner. 296 00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:27,209 He just thought he was being so sneaky. 297 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,146 - You know what? Let me call Jasmine. 298 00:13:32,348 --> 00:13:34,350 Hey, what's up, Jasmine? Yeah. 299 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:37,119 Do you have a MyFace friend request from a profile 300 00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:39,255 named Dana Ray? 301 00:13:39,255 --> 00:13:42,058 Yeah, yeah, that's Dad. 302 00:13:43,259 --> 00:13:44,527 Exactly. 303 00:13:44,527 --> 00:13:48,798 He's mad because we won't accept his friend request. 304 00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:50,700 I know, it's crazy. 305 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,702 Hold on. 306 00:13:52,702 --> 00:13:54,036 Let's teach him a lesson. 307 00:13:54,036 --> 00:13:56,639 Yeah, yeah, don't worry, don't worry. 308 00:13:56,639 --> 00:13:59,375 We're going to get him back. It's going to be good. 309 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:07,516 - What in the B.E.T is going on in here? 310 00:14:07,516 --> 00:14:09,251 - Ask your uncle. 311 00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:11,754 - Unc, you got something you want to tell me, man? 312 00:14:11,754 --> 00:14:13,489 - Come here, I need you to be in my commercial 313 00:14:13,489 --> 00:14:15,558 for my barbecue sauce. Thank you, CJ. 314 00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:17,293 - How can you afford a commercial? 315 00:14:17,293 --> 00:14:20,429 - He can't. He hijacked my campaign. 316 00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:24,266 - Not hijacked, piggyback. You see, I'm going to promote 317 00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:27,937 my barbecue sauce while he secretly films me. 318 00:14:28,938 --> 00:14:32,208 - You know, Pops, if you ask me, you're putting too much on this. 319 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,676 I mean, people fell in love 320 00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:36,579 with the spontaneity of your character, the rawness. 321 00:14:36,579 --> 00:14:39,915 Now you look like every other product spokesperson. 322 00:14:39,915 --> 00:14:42,385 - Now, look, you created this rocket ship. 323 00:14:42,385 --> 00:14:45,254 Don't get mad because it wants to fly amongst the stars. 324 00:14:45,254 --> 00:14:46,455 - [phone dings] 325 00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:52,495 - What the? - What's wrong, baby? 326 00:14:52,495 --> 00:14:57,400 - Well, Jasmine is auditioning for a low-budget passion movie. 327 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:01,270 She says she wants to drop out of college and do this instead. 328 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:04,573 - I can't believe it... Telling you that? 329 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:08,511 - Well, she doesn't know that she's talking to me. 330 00:15:08,511 --> 00:15:11,313 She thinks she's talking to one of her girlfriends. 331 00:15:12,214 --> 00:15:15,651 - Okay, I know I say this more often than I should. 332 00:15:15,651 --> 00:15:17,787 I am confused. 333 00:15:17,787 --> 00:15:20,856 - Well, I created a fake social media page because Malik 334 00:15:20,856 --> 00:15:24,994 and Jasmine wouldn't accept my friend request on MyFace. 335 00:15:24,994 --> 00:15:27,029 So I created this so that I could-- 336 00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:28,230 - Spy? 337 00:15:29,432 --> 00:15:32,768 - Look into their lives. - [phone dings] 338 00:15:32,768 --> 00:15:34,236 - Spy. 339 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:38,441 - Wha-- Jasmine is getting a tattoo 340 00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:41,744 of a boy's name on her-- what the hell? 341 00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:44,647 - [laughing] 342 00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:47,249 That's what you get. 343 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:50,286 - Okay, well, I guess I got to do this myself. 344 00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:51,387 Let's roll camera. 345 00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:54,056 Come on, set it up. 346 00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,524 Let's do this. 347 00:15:55,524 --> 00:15:57,960 - [laughing] - Let's do this. 348 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,428 - [laughing] 349 00:15:59,428 --> 00:16:01,464 - Okay, baby, make me mad. 350 00:16:01,464 --> 00:16:06,035 - Well, Calvin told me about the waitresses down in Smitty's. 351 00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:07,703 - Shhhhhh. 352 00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:09,171 - What? 353 00:16:09,171 --> 00:16:12,274 What you've--you snitch! You've been snitching?! 354 00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:13,909 - No no no, she already knew that. 355 00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:18,080 - Right. I see you peeking at the little waitresses 356 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,715 every time we go down there, Curtis. 357 00:16:19,715 --> 00:16:22,384 - You ain't see me peeking at nobody. 358 00:16:22,384 --> 00:16:24,386 Please stop that mess. 359 00:16:24,386 --> 00:16:29,759 If anything, I was looking for some delicious barbecue... 360 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,293 sauce. 361 00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:34,597 Something smoky and sweet. 362 00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:35,664 Something like... 363 00:16:36,999 --> 00:16:40,803 Curtis's-- Curtis the Sauce Boss... 364 00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:43,906 Wipe Me Down barbecue sauce. 365 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,409 - Malik! 366 00:16:50,045 --> 00:16:51,347 Malik! 367 00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:53,349 - Dad, why are you yelling? 368 00:16:53,349 --> 00:16:55,618 - Hey hey, good son, I'm glad you're here. 369 00:16:55,618 --> 00:16:58,254 I'm glad you're here. Okay. We need to talk 370 00:16:58,254 --> 00:17:00,389 - Why? What's wrong? 371 00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:02,491 - When is the last time you talked to your sister? 372 00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:05,694 - Uhh, couple days ago. Why, what's up? 373 00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:09,064 - Did--did she say anything about any plans, 374 00:17:09,064 --> 00:17:12,968 you know, anything about school or anything like that? 375 00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:14,470 - No. Last time we talked, 376 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,472 she was going to get lunch with Mom, and she wanted me 377 00:17:16,472 --> 00:17:18,941 to drop her off, but Mom ended up coming to pick her up so... 378 00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:22,244 - Okay. Uh huh. - What's up? 379 00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:23,479 - Uh. 380 00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,949 When did she start acting? 381 00:17:26,949 --> 00:17:29,118 - Wha--acting up? Acting out? 382 00:17:29,118 --> 00:17:30,653 Like, what are you talking about, man? 383 00:17:30,653 --> 00:17:33,722 - Where would your sister get a tattoo? 384 00:17:33,722 --> 00:17:35,925 - Well, I think the next one was supposed to be on her thigh. 385 00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:38,694 Supposed to be like a tiger or something. 386 00:17:39,328 --> 00:17:40,596 - The next one? 387 00:17:40,596 --> 00:17:42,131 - Yeah, because she already has a dragon. 388 00:17:42,131 --> 00:17:46,569 It starts down here at her back and the dragon blowing fire down 389 00:17:46,569 --> 00:17:50,239 her leg and then tails, like, wrapped all around here. 390 00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:52,741 - Are you playing with me, boy? 391 00:17:52,741 --> 00:17:54,410 - Man, why would I be playing with you about 392 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,679 something like that? You need to take a nap, man. 393 00:17:56,946 --> 00:17:58,347 What's wrong with you? 394 00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:02,718 Man, you're becoming a little bit unhinged. 395 00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:06,488 Now, look, I'm just a little 396 00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:10,226 confused as to, um, how did you find out about all this? 397 00:18:10,226 --> 00:18:11,994 - Well, uh, 398 00:18:12,461 --> 00:18:15,197 she didn't exactly tell me, per se. 399 00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:16,565 - Ohh. 400 00:18:16,565 --> 00:18:18,100 So she didn't tell you exactly. 401 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,502 So you saw it somewhere? 402 00:18:20,502 --> 00:18:21,704 - Somewhere somewhere like what? 403 00:18:21,704 --> 00:18:22,905 - I don't know. 404 00:18:22,905 --> 00:18:24,740 I'm asking you. How did you find out about it? 405 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,609 Did you see it? 406 00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:28,110 Specific place or something? 407 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,212 - No. How can I see it? 408 00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:31,547 - I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. 409 00:18:31,547 --> 00:18:33,983 - No, there's nowhere for me to see it. 410 00:18:33,983 --> 00:18:35,851 - You sure? - Yeah. 411 00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:38,587 - Dammit, you are no help 412 00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:42,057 and you know what? I'm going to call Jasmine myself. 413 00:18:42,057 --> 00:18:43,292 - Okay. 414 00:18:44,593 --> 00:18:47,129 Just make sure you talk to her before she gets the piercing. 415 00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:49,765 - CJ: The what? The piercing? 416 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,938 - Grumbly should change his name to Hoover because he sucks. 417 00:18:57,673 --> 00:18:59,441 Grumbly looks like he brushes 418 00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:02,177 his teeth with that barbecue sauce. 419 00:19:02,177 --> 00:19:03,679 - That's a troll. A troll. 420 00:19:03,679 --> 00:19:06,015 - Grumbly should take that bottle and stick it up his-- 421 00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:07,716 - Ooh! - Oh, damn. 422 00:19:09,218 --> 00:19:10,319 Oh, it's my boss. 423 00:19:10,319 --> 00:19:11,320 Shh. 424 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:13,822 Hey, Mr. Gillary. How are you doing, sir? 425 00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:18,127 Yes, sir, I understand. 426 00:19:18,127 --> 00:19:19,461 Uhh... 427 00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:21,864 No, I can't explain why Grumbly 428 00:19:21,864 --> 00:19:23,933 suddenly started talking about barbecue sauce. 429 00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:27,503 Yes, sir. 430 00:19:27,503 --> 00:19:29,538 Yes, sir. I'll reach out right now. 431 00:19:29,538 --> 00:19:31,774 Thank you, sir. 432 00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:34,743 - Do they want to give me a three-picture deal? 433 00:19:34,743 --> 00:19:37,046 - No. My boss wants me to get rid 434 00:19:37,046 --> 00:19:39,581 of Grumbly and reach out to a YouTuber who lays 435 00:19:39,581 --> 00:19:42,017 in a bathtub of milk and cereal and eats it. 436 00:19:42,017 --> 00:19:43,385 - Ew. 437 00:19:43,385 --> 00:19:45,821 - That is the dumbest thing I've heard of. 438 00:19:46,922 --> 00:19:47,823 - Welp. 439 00:19:48,824 --> 00:19:51,694 I guess there's only one thing for me to do. 440 00:19:53,195 --> 00:19:55,331 - Where.. where are you going, baby? 441 00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:59,868 - I'm going to pick up about 40 gallons of Lactaid 442 00:19:59,868 --> 00:20:02,404 and a whole bunch of Fruity Pebbles. 443 00:20:02,404 --> 00:20:06,141 I'm holding on to my 15 minutes of fame. 444 00:20:06,141 --> 00:20:07,443 You heard me. 445 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,669 - I can't believe you guys. 446 00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:15,971 I'm a cool dad. 447 00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:17,706 - Y'alright. 448 00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:21,143 - You know the crazy thing is? - What? 449 00:20:21,143 --> 00:20:23,245 - Your mom is on your side. 450 00:20:23,245 --> 00:20:25,581 She's mad at me for spying on you guys. 451 00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:28,917 - She's right. Man, what you did was shady. 452 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:31,019 - Shady? 453 00:20:31,019 --> 00:20:33,422 I love you guys. I'm your dad. 454 00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:35,157 I want to be in your life. 455 00:20:35,157 --> 00:20:37,226 - Look, we love you, too, Dad. 456 00:20:37,226 --> 00:20:39,228 And you will always be a part of our life. 457 00:20:40,162 --> 00:20:41,330 - Thank you, Son. 458 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,198 - Just not our social media life. 459 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:46,068 - Oh, that's mean. So mean. 460 00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:49,004 - Dana Ray? Really, Dad? 461 00:20:49,004 --> 00:20:50,839 - Thought Dana Ray was pretty cool. 462 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,028 - ♪ 463 00:21:25,569 --> 00:21:29,573 - ♪