1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:01,968 - ♪ 2 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:03,603 - Thank you so much 3 00:00:03,603 --> 00:00:06,039 for helping us get this backyard together. 4 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,741 When we're finished, 5 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,342 oh, it's gonna be so pretty. 6 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,077 Even the squirrels are gonna 7 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:13,480 wipe their feet before they come back here. 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,447 - [laughing] 9 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:15,849 - But just remember our deal. 10 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,684 We weed. You feed. 11 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,420 - Two days' worth of dinners now for each of us. 12 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,355 - I got you. 13 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:26,059 I wish I could pay all of my workers in food. 14 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:29,662 - I once got tipped in prime rib. 15 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:35,001 - Do not tell me that you took meat from a complete stranger. 16 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:38,304 - It was still early in our relationship. 17 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,607 She was hungry, and I had somebody else's Postmates. 18 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:42,175 So we made it work. 19 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:44,511 - [giggling] 20 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:45,412 - I bet you did. 21 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:50,417 Curtis, what's wrong, baby? What's wrong? 22 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,952 - Baby, Greg Bernard died. 23 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:55,822 - Greg? Oh, Curtis. No. 24 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,657 - Who is Greg Bernard? 25 00:00:57,657 --> 00:00:59,993 - Uncle Curtis friend from childhood. 26 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,361 - I've known Greg so long, 27 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:04,998 I can't think of the time I didn't know him. 28 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,434 And now he gone. 29 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,602 And it's all my fault. 30 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,070 - What are you talking about, baby? 31 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,373 How did Greg die? 32 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:16,709 - Elwood was in the barbershop, and he started talking about how 33 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:19,345 he could out dance me back in the day. 34 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:23,716 We know that ain't true, so I had to challenge him. 35 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,385 You know how I do, baby. 36 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:26,753 I gotta-- gotta get that James on him. 37 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:30,523 I mean, I did the little robot then I did the 38 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:32,659 "Womp Womp Wha Wha Wha Woop." 39 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:35,562 I went on the floor, I did all that. 40 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:38,331 And I passed it to him. 41 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:42,001 - Mr. Bernard laughed and served Pops. 42 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:44,704 Then Pops dropped down and did the worm on Mr. Bernard. 43 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,506 - What? - Whaaaaa? 44 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:50,710 - Then Mr. Bernard just dropped right there in the barbershop. 45 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:55,281 - Fell face first in a pile of curly hair. 46 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:57,450 I mean, Floyd called the ambulance. 47 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,520 By the time they got there, it was too late. 48 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,991 And it's all my fault, Ella, all my fault. 49 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:10,697 I mean-- I didn't realize that my moves were still so lethal. 50 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:15,468 I mean... Why, Lord, why? 51 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,838 Why did you curse me with so much talent, 52 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,341 even at this age, 53 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:24,744 that no man... no mortal man can keep up with me? 54 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:30,437 - [theme music] 55 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,672 - What you doing, baby? - Hey baby. 56 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,308 - I thought you were going to take the clothes 57 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,076 that we're donating to the Help Center 58 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,344 down to the Help Center. 59 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:01,382 - Hey baby, I'm sitting here just... 60 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,716 looking at some old pictures of me and Greg. 61 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,090 That's us when we was in the third grade. 62 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:17,131 That's me in the fourth grade, and then me in the fifth grade. 63 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:19,333 - Where's Greg? 64 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,302 - Oh, he was held back in the third grade. 65 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,272 He wasn't that smart, 66 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:28,609 but he stayed my friend. 67 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,779 I'll tell you, Ella, 68 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:36,283 you never know when the good Lord is going to call you home. 69 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,419 Hmm. 70 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:42,689 - Well, you're right about that, Curtis. 71 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:47,761 So, baby, have you thought about updating your will? 72 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:51,331 - Yeah, I've been thinking about it. 73 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,600 - Well, you need to. 74 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:55,068 - I will. 75 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,104 Ella, I don't want you 76 00:03:57,104 --> 00:04:01,275 closing up stuff alone without me. 77 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:05,112 - But Curtis, what if you go first? 78 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:10,317 You need to determine right now what happens when you die. 79 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:13,587 Who gets your house, who gets your pension. 80 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,056 What do you want done with your body? 81 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,059 - [snorts] 82 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,762 You know why I never updated my will? 83 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,398 - Why, Curtis? 84 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:28,602 - It's too depressing, Ella. 85 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,004 - Well, Curtis, I know it's not a fun thing 86 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:34,975 to think about, but baby we're all going to die one day. 87 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,543 And let's be honest. 88 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:42,583 Me and you have more yesterdays than tomorrows. 89 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:47,221 - I guess it's like trying to sleep when you got to pee. 90 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:48,822 You can stay curled up 91 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,692 in the bed, but eventually, you got to deal with it. 92 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,628 - Curtis, if a bathroom analogy 93 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,365 helps you understand what I just said, then okay, yes, it is. 94 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,067 Just like that. 95 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,270 - It's going to be whatever you say it is anyway. 96 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:06,006 - No, I want you to decide, baby. 97 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,878 And we don't have to hire a lawyer to get it done. 98 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,580 You can go online and set it all up. 99 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,817 They have a lot of sites to set it up. 100 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:22,389 - Okay, I'll look into it, 101 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,425 but I still hope you go first. 102 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,561 That way, 103 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:32,266 I don't have to be up there upstairs. 104 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:33,800 And the good upstairs... 105 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,170 yonder, worried about you. 106 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,006 - That's beautiful, Curtis. 107 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,041 I think? 108 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:43,710 - Estate property. 109 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,980 Okay, well, Ella gets the house, of course. 110 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:52,519 Who gets the golf clubs? 111 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,754 Who of them plays? 112 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:54,821 Calvin. 113 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:58,992 Calvin is the most likely to play. 114 00:05:58,992 --> 00:05:59,927 Okay. 115 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:04,765 Okay, now who gets my exotic swimwear? 116 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:09,636 Who's daring enough to walk in my thongs? 117 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,272 None of them. 118 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,341 Grandbabies. 119 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:17,711 Whichever grandbaby is buff enough. 120 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:23,016 Yeah, like his grandpapa. 121 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:28,188 [grunts] 122 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:31,358 - Oh, man. What, you blocked up, Uncle Curtis? 123 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:34,161 They got yoga for that. 124 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,562 - Okay. Yeah. 125 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,865 Why are you walking an orchard through my house? 126 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,634 - We're finishing up the backyard. 127 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,036 Mom wants us to plant these fruit trees. 128 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,238 - That doesn't answer my question. 129 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,974 Why are they inside the house? 130 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,676 What, you planting them in the bathtub? 131 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,044 - No, the gate to the backyard is locked. 132 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,346 That's why I'm cutting through the house. 133 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,681 - Uh, uh, uh... 134 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,783 How about I go unlock the gate? 135 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,285 And that way you don't have 136 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:01,655 to be cutting through here and not break any of my stuff. 137 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,891 Then I don't have to cut you. 138 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,163 - Tired. 139 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:19,106 - "The last will and testament of Curtis Payne." 140 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,374 - What? 141 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:21,975 - Wait, Uncle Curtis has a will? 142 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,110 I want to see. 143 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,012 - No, no, no, we can't look at that. 144 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,046 That's private. 145 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,147 - Absolutely. 146 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:30,050 What's in my dad's will is his business. 147 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,518 - All right. 148 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:34,588 I wonder if he left me anything. 149 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:38,525 - Calvin, you're not just a little bit curious? 150 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:43,163 - Well, I guess me knowing what I'm getting won't hurt anything. 151 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,502 Golf clubs? 152 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,837 I don't even golf. 153 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:53,306 I wouldn't mind learning though. 154 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,108 - Looks like he just started. 155 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,544 - Oh, then we still have time then. 156 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:58,879 - Time for what? 157 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,380 - Well, this is a great opportunity 158 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,183 to get in on the ground floor of Uncle Curtis's will. 159 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:06,086 Like you said, he's just now starting to give away stuff. 160 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,020 - That's weird. 161 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,689 Like we're a bunch of vultures 162 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,824 circling around my dad, waiting for him to die so we 163 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,994 could get our hands on his stuff. 164 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,931 - Why are y'all still in here? 165 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,867 - I told both of them we should leave, 166 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:24,905 but they don't respect you like I do, Dad. 167 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:32,679 Like I said, we should get out of my daddy's house. 168 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,783 - Suck up. 169 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,618 - I can't take any chances. 170 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,332 - Curtis? - [giggles] 171 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,535 - Hey, baby. Mm-mm, mm-mm. 172 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,939 Are you ever going to paint the back patio like you promised? 173 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:02,309 - Yeah, baby, I'm gonna get it. 174 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:06,012 - And when do you plan on doing that, baby? 175 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,915 - Well, I planned on doing it when you first asked me. 176 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,885 I just don't want to do it yet. 177 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,954 - Curtis, the whole family is 178 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,956 pitching in to beautify our backyard. 179 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:19,793 So far, you're the only one who hasn't done anything. 180 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:23,163 - That's because I'm the supervisor 181 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,766 and I make sure everybody's doing it right and tight. 182 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,235 - [exasperated groan] 183 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,372 - Okay. 184 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,040 - Thank you. 185 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,408 Thank you. 186 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,278 - No, you'll thank me later. 187 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,918 - Buh bye. - What you looking at? 188 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,019 What are you looking at? 189 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:46,987 - Curtis. 190 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,655 - You better go on and stop. 191 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,158 Stop, Ella! 192 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,363 Calvin. 193 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,665 - Oh, hello, Father. 194 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,234 I remember Mom asked you to paint the back porch. 195 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:05,472 Now I have some time, so I figured I'd do it for you. 196 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,207 - All right. How much you want? 197 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,277 - Oh, no, no, no. Don't insult me. 198 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,012 Now, you gave life to me. 199 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:16,116 I'd be happy to make your life easier. 200 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:22,189 - Okay. Maybe I did raise you right. 201 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,761 - Hey, Uncle Curtis. - [gasps] 202 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,796 - Guess who made smothered turkey necks, 203 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,065 greens, and cornbread just for you? 204 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,234 - My mama? 205 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,469 - [laughter] 206 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,040 - I did. 207 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,143 I got the recipe from the Internet. 208 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,378 - Why are you bringing me food? 209 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,115 Am I on "Hidden Video"? 210 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,252 Y'all got the-- 211 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,957 - No, Uncle Curtis. We love you and we want to express our 212 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,859 love for you through turkey necks. 213 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,896 - Okay. 214 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,765 Smells delicious. 215 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,834 Very delicious. Thank you. 216 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,735 - You're welcome. 217 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:09,970 - Thank you. 218 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,973 - CJ: Uncle Curtis! 219 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,746 - Excuse me. 220 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,316 - Hey. 221 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,318 Hey y'all. 222 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,353 What's happening, man? 223 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,021 How's my favorite uncle? 224 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:29,890 - Hey. 225 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,658 - I had some extra time 226 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,060 on my hands and I said, you know what? 227 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:37,063 Why don't I just take up a new hobby? You know what I mean? 228 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:39,232 You want to get your Tiger Woods on? 229 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,636 - CJ, I haven't played golf in years. 230 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,337 How do you even remember I play? 231 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,039 - You got a set of clubs, don't you? 232 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,810 - Yeah, I do. 233 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,879 - And you want to play or not? 234 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,281 - Yeah. 235 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,484 Yeah, Nephew. 236 00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,552 I want to play. 237 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,788 - That's good. That's good. 238 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,924 We gonna hit the back eighteen. 239 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,292 - You mean the back nine? 240 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,695 - That's right. 241 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,830 Golf with my favorite uncle. 242 00:12:19,201 --> 00:12:21,903 - The sheets are all done, Mr. Payne. 243 00:12:21,903 --> 00:12:24,339 - Oh, good good good good good. 244 00:12:28,744 --> 00:12:30,312 Are you okay? 245 00:12:30,312 --> 00:12:32,647 - Just give me a minute. 246 00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:35,684 - You know, I really appreciate you washing everything. 247 00:12:35,684 --> 00:12:37,085 Hmm... 248 00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:39,988 Did you use the Apple Blossom scent? 249 00:12:39,988 --> 00:12:41,356 - Mm-hmm. 250 00:12:41,356 --> 00:12:45,660 - Yeah, yeah, I like the Submarine for the sheets. 251 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,763 - I didn't know there was a difference. 252 00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:51,266 - Yeah, yeah, the Submarine helps me sleep better. 253 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:53,668 The Apple Blossom is for my socks and underwear. 254 00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:56,271 - I'm sorry. - Well, you know, 255 00:12:56,271 --> 00:12:59,908 nothing says sorry like rewashing. 256 00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:01,076 Making it right. 257 00:13:03,111 --> 00:13:05,480 - Alright. - I'm really sorry. 258 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,849 - I'll rewash and dry everything. 259 00:13:07,849 --> 00:13:09,918 - Oh, that's great. Thank you. 260 00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,953 God bless your heart. 261 00:13:11,953 --> 00:13:14,356 All the other parts. 262 00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:19,895 Watching her work like that makes me thirsty. 263 00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:21,029 So thirsty where is this-- 264 00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:23,765 - [bell ringing] 265 00:13:23,765 --> 00:13:24,666 - --this boy at? 266 00:13:26,468 --> 00:13:28,537 - [bell ringing] - You rang? 267 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:31,940 - Okay. 268 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:34,376 Could you please bring me a grape soda on ice, please? 269 00:13:34,376 --> 00:13:36,711 - Right away. - Chop, chop. 270 00:13:39,014 --> 00:13:40,882 - Okay Unc. 271 00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:43,285 Just changed the oil in your car. 272 00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:44,820 Going to go home, get washed up. 273 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,087 - Oh okay. 274 00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:48,089 Did you uh, do Ella's car? 275 00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:53,662 - No, uh I don't have the filter or the right oil for her car. 276 00:13:53,662 --> 00:13:55,230 - Yeah, yeah right. 277 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:56,431 Better hurry up and go before they close. 278 00:13:56,431 --> 00:13:58,166 - Huh? - CURTIS: Auto store. 279 00:13:58,166 --> 00:13:59,234 Get the oil. 280 00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:02,170 Her car uses different oil than mine. 281 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:04,139 - Oh. - CURTIS: Yeah. 282 00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:07,042 And, um, don't forget the oil filters. 283 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:08,710 Drain it out. 284 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,645 Let it drain, you put it in there. 285 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,547 - Okay. 286 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,115 - You might have to flush it. Check it. 287 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,318 - I'll be right back. 288 00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:19,187 - Okay. You move kind of slow. 289 00:14:19,788 --> 00:14:20,689 Okay. 290 00:14:25,227 --> 00:14:26,862 - Here's your grape soda, Uncle Curtis. 291 00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:27,963 - Thought I was gonna die. 292 00:14:27,963 --> 00:14:29,431 [laughing] 293 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,502 - Those are square ice cubes? 294 00:14:33,969 --> 00:14:34,970 - Um. 295 00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,338 - Yeah. - Yeah. 296 00:14:36,338 --> 00:14:38,073 - Yeah, I'm not feeling the square ice cubes. 297 00:14:38,073 --> 00:14:39,474 Make them round. 298 00:14:41,142 --> 00:14:43,044 - How am I supposed to do that? 299 00:14:43,044 --> 00:14:47,449 - Well, if I knew that, I'd do it myself, wouldn't I? 300 00:14:47,449 --> 00:14:49,017 - You're right. you're right. - Yeah. 301 00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:50,886 Make them round. 302 00:14:53,889 --> 00:14:56,224 He asks so many questions. 303 00:14:56,224 --> 00:14:57,626 - He just wants to make sure he does everything 304 00:14:57,626 --> 00:15:00,495 exactly how you like it. - CURTIS: Okay. 305 00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:02,964 - Malik really wants to make you happy. 306 00:15:02,964 --> 00:15:06,101 Much more than the rest of the other family members. 307 00:15:06,101 --> 00:15:08,169 - Oh, okay. 308 00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:09,971 [unintelligible] 309 00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:15,210 I'm glad you stayed behind while CJ went to auto store. 310 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,912 Really? - I sure am. 311 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,782 You know, after you finish the laundry, 312 00:15:20,782 --> 00:15:23,351 I need you to go jump on that attic for me. 313 00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:26,154 Clean that sucker out. 314 00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:29,925 It's been a while since I've been in there. 315 00:15:29,925 --> 00:15:31,726 - Okay. 316 00:15:31,726 --> 00:15:33,461 - Okay, all right. 317 00:15:33,461 --> 00:15:35,797 And again, don't worry about getting bit by anything. 318 00:15:36,698 --> 00:15:38,967 Because there's a few things up there. 319 00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:43,471 If you get bit, just... rabies builds character. 320 00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:47,108 - "Rabies builds character?" 321 00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:48,209 - [grunts in agreement] 322 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,749 - I don't know what's gotten into Uncle Curtis. 323 00:15:54,749 --> 00:15:59,254 He's been so demanding lately. Acting all helpless. 324 00:15:59,254 --> 00:16:00,956 - Y'all could complain all y'all want, 325 00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:04,459 but none of you have seen the horrors that I've seen. 326 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,895 - What did he have you do? 327 00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:11,700 - Boxers. Briefs. 328 00:16:13,301 --> 00:16:15,570 Underwear. 329 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,040 - Did cleaning out the attic stress you that bad? 330 00:16:19,407 --> 00:16:20,942 - Not as bad as the skidmarks did. 331 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,281 I hope he remembers me in his will. 332 00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,984 I at least earned me some patio furniture. 333 00:16:30,285 --> 00:16:32,887 - What did you do? You cleaned out an attic. 334 00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:37,826 You washed some clothes. No. I've been dealing with him 335 00:16:37,826 --> 00:16:41,830 the longest, so I should get dibs on his stuff. 336 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,699 - Come on, Dad. You're old. 337 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,735 - Watch yourself, Son. 338 00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:49,571 - No, I meant you're older. Don't you think the bulk 339 00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:52,907 of Uncle Curtis's wealth should go to the new generation? 340 00:16:55,176 --> 00:16:56,911 - No. 341 00:16:58,046 --> 00:17:00,281 I mean, all I'm thinking about is retirement. 342 00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:03,652 - And we're thinking about our family. 343 00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:06,655 - Like, how much longer do we have to suck up to him? 344 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:07,856 - Um... 345 00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:11,459 I mean, until he goes. 346 00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:13,895 - Come on, Dad. He's got good genes. 347 00:17:13,895 --> 00:17:15,997 This could take forever. 348 00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:17,298 - Damn it. 349 00:17:17,298 --> 00:17:21,236 I mean, thank you, but 350 00:17:21,236 --> 00:17:23,104 damn it! 351 00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:25,373 - Man, we're going to be sucking up to him for years. 352 00:17:30,011 --> 00:17:32,714 - Atlanta traffic! [laughs] 353 00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:35,183 - Hey, baby. - Hi, baby. 354 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:36,851 - How was shopping with Grace? 355 00:17:36,851 --> 00:17:38,720 - It was great. 356 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,088 - Oh, Lord, you found a bargain. 357 00:17:41,122 --> 00:17:42,624 - I sure did. 358 00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:45,894 And listen, I bought us some winter... 359 00:17:46,528 --> 00:17:49,764 Curtis, the house is so clean. 360 00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:51,433 - [laughing] 361 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:54,302 - And uh, why do I smell Apple Blossom? 362 00:17:54,302 --> 00:17:56,204 I didn't do laundry. 363 00:17:56,204 --> 00:17:58,273 - Uh no, you didn't have to. 364 00:17:58,273 --> 00:17:59,741 Lisa did it. 365 00:18:00,809 --> 00:18:04,579 - And why did Lisa do laundry? 366 00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:06,581 - The same reason CJ changed 367 00:18:06,581 --> 00:18:10,819 the oil in our cars and Malik waited on me hand 368 00:18:10,819 --> 00:18:14,022 and foot, and Lisa cleaned the attic. 369 00:18:14,022 --> 00:18:17,992 - Curtis, you made her go into the rabies rafters? 370 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,996 - Somebody had to clean up those dead squirrels. 371 00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:26,501 - What possessed them to be at your beck and call? 372 00:18:26,768 --> 00:18:28,703 - They wanted to be in the will. 373 00:18:28,703 --> 00:18:31,706 - How do you know that, Curtis? 374 00:18:31,706 --> 00:18:33,875 - Because it all makes sense. 375 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:37,479 CJ even talked about the golf clubs that I was leaving Calvin. 376 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,849 - Man, that's so ghoulish. 377 00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:44,652 They wouldn't do that, Curtis. - CURTIS: [grunts] 378 00:18:47,355 --> 00:18:50,492 - I waited 2 hours in line at the DMV. 379 00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:52,460 - Thank you, sir. - Here's your registration. 380 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,963 - Oh, thank you. 381 00:18:56,397 --> 00:18:58,099 Yeah, they would. 382 00:18:58,099 --> 00:18:58,967 - Huh? 383 00:18:59,934 --> 00:19:01,536 - Oh, nothing. 384 00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:03,037 I'm just telling your mom 385 00:19:03,037 --> 00:19:06,474 how helpful you've all been today, everybody. 386 00:19:06,474 --> 00:19:10,178 - Oh, yeah. We appreciate you. 387 00:19:10,178 --> 00:19:12,547 Me more than them. 388 00:19:12,547 --> 00:19:16,484 And don't forget, I'm your son. 389 00:19:16,484 --> 00:19:18,520 - Oh trust me, I've tried to forget many times. 390 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,122 - [laughing] 391 00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:24,559 Good one, Pops. 392 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,465 - Okay. 393 00:19:30,465 --> 00:19:33,501 I guess I was wrong. 394 00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:37,238 - While you were out, they detailed your car. 395 00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:39,641 Come see. 396 00:19:39,641 --> 00:19:41,643 - What am I going to do with this man? 397 00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:44,679 - Come on. - Here I come, baby. 398 00:19:45,513 --> 00:19:47,448 Who detailed it? 399 00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:48,550 - All of them. 400 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:53,035 - Hey, Pops. 401 00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:56,405 You want to play catch like we used to? 402 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,140 Pops? 403 00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:02,177 Mom? 404 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,387 Oh, hell, no. 405 00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:15,457 He's spending all his money before he dies 406 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:20,095 and only leaving enough for his funeral expenses. 407 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,299 "Calvin, Stop being nosy. 408 00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:26,935 "Wait till I die to see what you get. 409 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,371 You jerk." 410 00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:32,307 Man. 411 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,381 Hey, CJ. 412 00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:42,985 You're not going to believe this, Pops played us all. 413 00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:44,119 - Y'all heard? 414 00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:47,689 [laughing] 415 00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:18,528 - ♪ 416 00:21:22,168 --> 00:21:24,738 - ♪