1 00:00:00,767 --> 00:00:02,602 - ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:08,241 - [audience laughing] 3 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:15,215 - Yo, I could have killed you, man! I'm strapped. 4 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:18,718 - Whoa, whoa, take it down a notch. 5 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:20,487 - Yeah, Doughboy. 6 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:23,056 Either you don't know, don't show, or don't care 7 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:25,925 about what's going on in the spiderhood. 8 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:27,594 - That's the wrong movie, stupid. 9 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:29,996 - Whatever. 10 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:31,598 Ooh, Calvin's toys. 11 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,733 - Hey, hey, hey, maybe I should look through that box. 12 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,034 You can look through... 13 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:38,471 - Well, well, well. 14 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:41,207 This surely explains a lot. 15 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,243 - How'd that get in there? 16 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:46,212 It must have been labeled wrong. It's not mine. 17 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,948 - No, this yours. It's got Calvin on the tag. 18 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,650 - All right, all right. 19 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:52,318 It's mine. 20 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:55,088 But I was an Easter-egg-hunt legend in church. 21 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,990 - Yeah, he didn't grow much as a kid. 22 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,426 He had to wear that for several Easters. 23 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,227 - That explains why you're so meticulous 24 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,329 when it comes to making Easter eggs. 25 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,064 - Bruh, it was my ministry. 26 00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:07,233 - Okay. 27 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,103 - What is this, a book of spells? 28 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,639 Why is it locked? - You know what? 29 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,407 This might be the lost family recipes 30 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:18,411 that Auntie Ella was looking for. 31 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:21,781 - Well, we won't be able to get into it 'cause it's... 32 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,316 - You're welcome. 33 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:26,052 - When did you become a master thief? 34 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:29,355 - Man, Dad's been locking the door to his... 35 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:31,825 Statue of limitations clearly has not ran out 36 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,526 on that one yet. 37 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:37,764 - Ask me not how much I desire to be with you. 38 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,401 It's the same as asking how much I desire to breathe. 39 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,903 - Who would lock a romance novel? 40 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:49,108 - I, Ella, the love of your life, 41 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:50,877 ache for you every night. 42 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,079 I want you every night. 43 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:56,649 - Yuck! 44 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:59,118 Aunt Ella's and Uncle Curtis' love letters. 45 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,854 I don't wanna hear that. 46 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:04,524 - Please come rescue me from loneliness, Eric. 47 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,892 - Eric? 48 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:13,706 - ♪ ♪ 49 00:02:27,934 --> 00:02:32,238 - Lisa! Lisa! 50 00:02:32,238 --> 00:02:34,173 - What's wrong? Is everything okay, babe? 51 00:02:34,173 --> 00:02:37,009 - You cheatin' on me, woman? 52 00:02:37,009 --> 00:02:39,345 - What? Why would you ask me that? 53 00:02:39,345 --> 00:02:41,848 - We found some letters that Aunt Ella wrote. 54 00:02:41,848 --> 00:02:44,650 - Awww, that's so sweet. 55 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:46,386 - To some dude named Eric. 56 00:02:46,386 --> 00:02:49,989 - Oh, that's messed up. 57 00:02:49,989 --> 00:02:51,791 I mean, what that got to do with me? 58 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:55,461 - If she's creeping, anybody could be doing it. 59 00:02:55,461 --> 00:02:57,630 - Exactly. 60 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:59,699 - Your dad has been with your mother for years 61 00:02:59,699 --> 00:03:01,734 and you don't see him accusing her of cheating. 62 00:03:01,734 --> 00:03:05,338 - Hey Janine, you cheating on me, woman? 63 00:03:05,338 --> 00:03:06,839 - [audience laughing] 64 00:03:06,839 --> 00:03:08,608 - Hello? 65 00:03:08,608 --> 00:03:10,009 Babe, hello? 66 00:03:10,009 --> 00:03:11,511 - [audience laughing] 67 00:03:11,511 --> 00:03:13,613 - She said she gonna call me right back. 68 00:03:13,613 --> 00:03:15,014 - [audience laughing] 69 00:03:15,014 --> 00:03:18,217 - You haven't answered the question. 70 00:03:18,217 --> 00:03:20,153 - Stop talking so loud. 71 00:03:20,153 --> 00:03:21,954 - This is my house! 72 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:24,457 Well, this is my dad's house. 73 00:03:24,457 --> 00:03:26,959 But I don't have to be quiet. 74 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:29,328 - You telling her, son. 75 00:03:29,328 --> 00:03:31,497 - Dad, can you excuse us? 76 00:03:36,536 --> 00:03:39,305 - Gonna hang up on somebody. Hanging up on me. 77 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,007 - [audience laughing] 78 00:03:41,007 --> 00:03:42,608 - She better call me back. I know that. 79 00:03:42,608 --> 00:03:44,811 - Do you have any proof that I've been messing 80 00:03:44,811 --> 00:03:46,145 with somebody else? - No. 81 00:03:46,145 --> 00:03:47,713 - Have I done anything to make you think 82 00:03:47,713 --> 00:03:49,582 I wanna be with someone else? - No. 83 00:03:49,582 --> 00:03:52,151 - Is that your baby upstairs that I nurse, read to, 84 00:03:52,151 --> 00:03:53,986 and do baby exercises with to make sure 85 00:03:53,986 --> 00:03:55,555 she's strong, smart and healthy? 86 00:03:55,555 --> 00:03:57,957 - I'm not sure she's mine yet. - I will cut you. 87 00:03:57,957 --> 00:03:59,592 - [audience laughing] 88 00:03:59,592 --> 00:04:02,829 - Okay, fine. All right, you're right. 89 00:04:02,829 --> 00:04:04,864 That is our daughter. 90 00:04:04,864 --> 00:04:07,099 - So what part of any of this makes you think 91 00:04:07,099 --> 00:04:08,901 I wanna be with somebody else? 92 00:04:08,901 --> 00:04:11,204 - Come on, this is Auntie Ella. 93 00:04:11,204 --> 00:04:13,172 I mean, it's like finding out that the Pope 94 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:15,107 and Mother Teresa have a sex tape. 95 00:04:15,107 --> 00:04:16,542 - [audience laughing] 96 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:18,044 - That is the most sacrilegious thing 97 00:04:18,044 --> 00:04:20,480 I have ever heard you say. - I know. 98 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,281 I just couldn't think of a better analogy. 99 00:04:22,281 --> 00:04:23,816 - [audience laughing] 100 00:04:23,816 --> 00:04:25,318 - Here's a better one. 101 00:04:25,318 --> 00:04:28,387 It's like people judging me for my past, 102 00:04:28,387 --> 00:04:33,326 instead of taking the time to find out what's in my heart. 103 00:04:33,326 --> 00:04:35,394 And if you wake that baby, that's your ass. 104 00:04:35,394 --> 00:04:37,396 - [audience laughing] 105 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:42,168 - Mom, we need to talk. 106 00:04:42,168 --> 00:04:44,570 - Son, don't mess with your mama. 107 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:46,105 She's doing the Lord's work right now. 108 00:04:46,105 --> 00:04:47,673 - [audience laughing] 109 00:04:47,673 --> 00:04:49,041 - Which is? 110 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,543 - Making my plate. 111 00:04:55,982 --> 00:04:59,218 - Mom, I found your erotic poetry. 112 00:05:02,355 --> 00:05:04,090 - Boy, I knew that bug spray would damage 113 00:05:04,090 --> 00:05:07,126 the few brain cells you have left. 114 00:05:07,126 --> 00:05:08,928 Your mama would never do nothing like that. 115 00:05:08,928 --> 00:05:10,563 Go on, tell him, baby. 116 00:05:10,563 --> 00:05:12,532 - Calvin, your father's right. 117 00:05:12,532 --> 00:05:15,735 Bug spray is damaging to the brain. 118 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:17,870 - Mom. 119 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:19,338 - Yes, it's true. 120 00:05:19,338 --> 00:05:21,207 I love literature. 121 00:05:21,207 --> 00:05:23,342 All kinds of literature. 122 00:05:23,342 --> 00:05:26,279 And occasionally, I write. 123 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:30,683 I thought it was down deep in the garage 124 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:33,519 right next to your little bunny rabbit suit. 125 00:05:33,519 --> 00:05:35,922 You know, the one that you used to always wear. 126 00:05:35,922 --> 00:05:38,424 - That was my ministry. - [audience laughing] 127 00:05:38,424 --> 00:05:40,159 - Please, everybody knew you wanted to be the first 128 00:05:40,159 --> 00:05:41,794 Black Bugs Bunny. 129 00:05:41,794 --> 00:05:44,397 - [audience laughing] 130 00:05:47,466 --> 00:05:49,769 - What does any of this have to do with anything? 131 00:05:49,769 --> 00:05:51,470 I like to write. 132 00:05:54,173 --> 00:05:57,677 - When did you stop? 133 00:05:57,677 --> 00:05:59,412 - I never did. 134 00:05:59,412 --> 00:06:01,447 I still write from time to time. 135 00:06:01,447 --> 00:06:03,416 Journal from time to time. 136 00:06:03,416 --> 00:06:08,187 - Oh, this journal I found, it's like old-old? 137 00:06:08,187 --> 00:06:09,855 - I don't know. 138 00:06:09,855 --> 00:06:13,259 Which volume did you find? 139 00:06:13,259 --> 00:06:14,894 - Volumes? Oh, you got volumes? 140 00:06:14,894 --> 00:06:16,929 - Volumes. 141 00:06:16,929 --> 00:06:19,699 - So how many did you have? Or do you still have them? 142 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,776 Uh, Pops, can you give us the room? 143 00:06:33,846 --> 00:06:36,616 - What? 144 00:06:36,616 --> 00:06:38,985 When have you ever known me to leave a room 145 00:06:38,985 --> 00:06:43,489 in my house, eating my food that my wife cooked? 146 00:06:43,489 --> 00:06:46,025 - Okay, stay then. 147 00:06:46,025 --> 00:06:50,096 But I think your wife is making someone else's plate. 148 00:06:50,096 --> 00:06:51,497 - Say what? 149 00:06:51,497 --> 00:06:55,034 - Mm-hmm. - Curtis. Leave him alone. 150 00:06:55,034 --> 00:06:58,137 Don't kill him, baby. He's the only son we got. 151 00:06:58,137 --> 00:07:00,873 - Oh, we can make another son. - [audience laughing] 152 00:07:00,873 --> 00:07:04,276 - He better stop disrespecting me in my house. 153 00:07:04,276 --> 00:07:06,846 - Then give us the room. 154 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:09,982 - How about I give you a busted lip? 155 00:07:09,982 --> 00:07:11,417 - Curtis, it's okay. 156 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:14,086 Relax. - I am relaxed. 157 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:15,521 - Okay, good. 158 00:07:15,521 --> 00:07:18,357 Then give us the room. 159 00:07:22,395 --> 00:07:23,796 It's okay, baby. 160 00:07:23,796 --> 00:07:26,265 - You do like that. Okay, baby. 161 00:07:26,265 --> 00:07:27,733 - Get your glasses. 162 00:07:27,733 --> 00:07:29,301 - Oh, okay. 163 00:07:29,301 --> 00:07:31,103 Give me this. 164 00:07:31,103 --> 00:07:33,339 And give me this. - [chuckling] 165 00:07:33,339 --> 00:07:34,740 - Thank you, baby. - You're so welcome. 166 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:37,343 - Smells so good. - Mm-hmm. 167 00:07:37,343 --> 00:07:39,178 - Put a little salt on the... - I did. 168 00:07:39,178 --> 00:07:40,546 - Okay. 169 00:07:40,546 --> 00:07:42,548 Little more pepper. 170 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:44,283 Now, that's how you get the room. 171 00:07:44,283 --> 00:07:45,918 - [audience laughing] 172 00:07:45,918 --> 00:07:47,386 - Mwah. 173 00:07:58,964 --> 00:08:00,666 - So, what you got? 174 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:08,908 - I don't know what you think you found in that garage, 175 00:08:12,211 --> 00:08:16,649 but you better close Pandora's box. 176 00:08:20,886 --> 00:08:25,191 - Okay. - [audience laughing] 177 00:08:25,191 --> 00:08:27,860 - ♪ ♪ 178 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:30,369 - I don't know, baby. 179 00:08:30,369 --> 00:08:34,406 She had this, this look in her eyes like... 180 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:37,142 - Like until you do right by me, everything around you 181 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,777 gonna crumble? 182 00:08:38,777 --> 00:08:40,645 - Yeah, just like that! 183 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,681 Just like that. 184 00:08:42,681 --> 00:08:44,182 - [sighs] 185 00:08:44,182 --> 00:08:47,252 - I just never seen her like this. 186 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:49,621 You think she's ever spit in my dad's lemonade? 187 00:08:49,621 --> 00:08:52,023 - That's crazy, your dad don't drink lemonade. 188 00:08:52,023 --> 00:08:53,525 - [audience laughing] 189 00:08:53,525 --> 00:08:56,328 - Yeah, but I never seen her like this before. 190 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,897 - Well Calvin, you did almost accuse her 191 00:08:58,897 --> 00:09:00,665 of being an adulterer. 192 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,335 - But she's not just my mom. She's-- 193 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,304 - President of the missionary board, praise team member, 194 00:09:06,304 --> 00:09:07,639 Deaconess. - Okay, I get it. 195 00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:09,408 - [audience laughing] - I get it. 196 00:09:09,408 --> 00:09:14,846 I just mean that she's like the symbol of a rock-solid marriage. 197 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,715 - And? 198 00:09:16,715 --> 00:09:20,152 - And if she did it then there's no hope for anyone. 199 00:09:20,152 --> 00:09:22,854 Everybody's doing it. 200 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,456 [chuckles] 201 00:09:24,456 --> 00:09:28,059 When I say everybody's doing it, I mean everybody except me. 202 00:09:28,059 --> 00:09:30,796 It's just that everybody eventually will do it. 203 00:09:30,796 --> 00:09:33,198 - [audience laughing] - Do you want me to save you 204 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,033 from incriminating yourself, baby? 205 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,869 - Please. - [laughing] 206 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:42,274 Listen, your mom is human. 207 00:09:42,274 --> 00:09:47,078 She is a woman. And women are loving, passionate 208 00:09:47,078 --> 00:09:49,881 sexual beings, Calvin. 209 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,383 - So you think she did it? 210 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,351 - [sighs] I don't know. 211 00:09:53,351 --> 00:09:59,157 But if she did, she wouldn't be the first or the last. 212 00:09:59,157 --> 00:10:01,793 - Wait, what's that supposed to mean? 213 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,795 Have you done it? 214 00:10:03,795 --> 00:10:05,397 - No, I haven't done it. 215 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:09,434 Well, I mean I have, but... 216 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,369 - Wait, wait, wait, you've been cheating on me? 217 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,972 Look, that's what I'm not about to deal with right now. 218 00:10:13,972 --> 00:10:16,341 - Calvin, no. 219 00:10:16,341 --> 00:10:19,845 Baby, calm down. I have not cheated on you. 220 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:22,280 I cheated on my last boyfriend. 221 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,616 - Oh, well he was lame, so I get it. 222 00:10:24,616 --> 00:10:25,951 - Right. - Wait, 223 00:10:25,951 --> 00:10:30,021 who'd you cheat on him with? 224 00:10:30,021 --> 00:10:32,090 With me? 225 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,494 - Yes, baby. I thought you knew. 226 00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:38,296 I mean, Calvin aren't you flattered? 227 00:10:38,296 --> 00:10:42,033 Baby, you are not the first man that I loved. 228 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,269 - So I was your side piece? - Yeah! 229 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:48,607 But now, you're my main piece. 230 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:52,010 - [audience laughing] - So all women do it? 231 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,411 Do you think... 232 00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:55,580 You think Miranda did it? 233 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:58,049 - I was friends with Miranda for a long time, 234 00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,951 so I know she did it. 235 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:03,688 - No, no, no, no, no, no! So all women are Jezebels? 236 00:11:03,688 --> 00:11:05,156 - Calvin... 237 00:11:05,156 --> 00:11:08,026 [laughing] You're so cute. 238 00:11:08,026 --> 00:11:11,496 Listen, we are human, okay? 239 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:16,501 We love hard and we're passionate, just like men. 240 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:19,671 - No, no. My father would never do that to my mom. 241 00:11:19,671 --> 00:11:21,172 - How do you know? 242 00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:24,342 - Because she would kill him. 243 00:11:24,342 --> 00:11:27,445 Oh no. - What? 244 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:29,581 - I left the book on the table in the backyard. 245 00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:32,017 Look, if my dad finds that he's gonna do something crazy. 246 00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:33,518 I gotta go get that book. 247 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,453 - ♪ ♪ 248 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,757 - Hey, who took my grandbaby? 249 00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:41,693 - She woke up so I brought her down before she started crying. 250 00:11:41,693 --> 00:11:44,796 - I was just about to go in there and spoil her. 251 00:11:44,796 --> 00:11:46,932 - Go to Paw Paw. 252 00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,833 - What I tell you about that? 253 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,503 I ain't playing with you. 254 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,238 Hey. 255 00:11:53,238 --> 00:11:55,774 Oh, that is so beautiful. 256 00:11:55,774 --> 00:12:01,680 Malik and Lisa, combined, MaLisa. 257 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,149 - We should probably call her MaCheater, 258 00:12:04,149 --> 00:12:06,585 since it runs in the family. 259 00:12:06,585 --> 00:12:09,154 - You still on that? - Yes. It's Auntie Ella. 260 00:12:09,154 --> 00:12:10,589 I can't let it go. 261 00:12:10,589 --> 00:12:13,725 - Son, the older you get, the more you find out 262 00:12:13,725 --> 00:12:17,295 that people do things that you never expected. 263 00:12:19,598 --> 00:12:22,968 - Dad, have you ever had a side chick? 264 00:12:26,905 --> 00:12:28,306 - Never. 265 00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:30,909 - Dad, have you ever cheated on mom? 266 00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:35,447 - Malik, you are asking some very adult questions. 267 00:12:35,447 --> 00:12:37,816 - Look, I am way past the golden years 268 00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:39,284 of being a teenager. 269 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:41,686 I am grown and I deserve to know. 270 00:12:41,686 --> 00:12:44,856 - Grandbaby, let's go upstairs. 271 00:12:44,856 --> 00:12:50,462 Yeah, because your daddy is gonna get his grown ass 272 00:12:50,462 --> 00:12:53,832 whooped if he don't stop talking to me crazy. 273 00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:56,701 Yes, he is. Right in front of his baby. 274 00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:58,136 Yes, he is. 275 00:12:58,136 --> 00:13:01,172 - [audience laughing] 276 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:03,808 - I think you should go over there. 277 00:13:03,808 --> 00:13:06,878 - Go where? - To your Aunt Ella's. 278 00:13:06,878 --> 00:13:10,915 If you wanna know the truth, you need to go get it. 279 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:14,619 - You think so? - Unless you're scared. 280 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,055 - Ain't nobody scared of Auntie Ella... 281 00:13:17,055 --> 00:13:18,623 anymore. 282 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:21,159 - ♪ ♪ 283 00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:26,965 - [audience laughing] 284 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,837 - Where's the book? 285 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:56,795 - So, you come back to get the room? 286 00:13:56,795 --> 00:14:00,398 - No. Uh, 287 00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:04,202 look, Pop. I'm sorry about earlier. 288 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:06,304 I was feeling myself a little bit. 289 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,906 - A lotta bit. 290 00:14:07,906 --> 00:14:09,808 So, what're you doing with the book? 291 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,309 - Huh? 292 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,545 - I said, what are you doing with the book? 293 00:14:13,545 --> 00:14:18,550 - Oh, this book? It's, it's mom's family recipes. 294 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:21,453 - Oh, that's good. I could use some recipes. 295 00:14:21,453 --> 00:14:23,655 I could use them on the barbecue truck. 296 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,356 - You don't want these recipes. 297 00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:27,392 - Why, what are the recipes? 298 00:14:27,392 --> 00:14:30,228 - Hot... chicken? 299 00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:31,596 - Hot chicken? 300 00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:33,398 I love hot chicken! 301 00:14:33,398 --> 00:14:35,400 That's a gift from God! 302 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,902 - Oh, no, no. This isn't a gift from God. 303 00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:40,672 - [audience laughing] - Well, give me the book. 304 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,440 - No. 305 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,444 - Why not? - Well, I can't. 306 00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:47,846 - Why not? 307 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,949 - Pop, let me ask you something. - What? 308 00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:53,251 - Would you ever hurt somebody you love? 309 00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:54,652 Like a family member. 310 00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:57,155 - Well, I can show you better than I can tell you. 311 00:14:57,155 --> 00:14:58,556 - Uh, no, no, no, Pop. 312 00:14:58,556 --> 00:15:00,658 - Just give me the book. - No, no, no, no, no. 313 00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,627 Just step back. Step back! 314 00:15:02,627 --> 00:15:05,764 - You know what? You about to piss me off. 315 00:15:05,764 --> 00:15:07,532 Now I wanna see that doggone book. 316 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,801 - Wait, he found out, didn't he? 317 00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:12,403 - Give me the book. - No. 318 00:15:12,403 --> 00:15:14,639 - Give me the book. 319 00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:17,976 - Wait, he doesn't know? - Doesn't know what? 320 00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:21,379 - Um, Uncle Curtis, I think you should talk to Auntie Ella. 321 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,882 - Talk to Ella about what? 322 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,850 - Hot chicken. 323 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:29,521 - I'm so sick of that doggone hot chicken, I swear! 324 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:34,025 - Ah, volume one. 325 00:15:34,025 --> 00:15:37,328 - Auntie Ella, I do not want to know the truth. 326 00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:39,097 I can't handle the truth. 327 00:15:39,097 --> 00:15:42,700 - You moved the book from the table out there. 328 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:46,604 - Okay, somebody gotta tell me what the hell's going on. 329 00:15:46,604 --> 00:15:50,108 - Everybody in the living room. 330 00:15:50,108 --> 00:15:53,478 - Let's do this. 331 00:15:53,478 --> 00:15:55,013 - You. 332 00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:02,554 You just wouldn't leave well enough alone. 333 00:16:02,554 --> 00:16:06,925 So you wanna know how grown folks live real lives? 334 00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:12,564 I'ma tell you. 335 00:16:12,564 --> 00:16:14,132 I'ma help you. 336 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:31,549 Curtis Payne is not the first man I've loved. 337 00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:32,951 - No, mama. 338 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,253 - Please no, I don't want to hear anymore of this. 339 00:16:35,253 --> 00:16:36,855 - You're gonna hear it. 340 00:16:36,855 --> 00:16:39,757 - I'm sorry, Pops. You can get through this. 341 00:16:39,757 --> 00:16:41,893 - Oh, what y'all talking about? Eric? 342 00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:43,761 - Wait, you know about him? - Y'all swinging? 343 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:48,099 - [audience laughing] - I said lov-ed, not love. 344 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:53,972 Curtis is not my first love and he knows it. 345 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:05,450 - Mom, that poetry was juicy. 346 00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:10,054 - I was younger, madly in love and... 347 00:17:10,054 --> 00:17:11,456 [chuckles] 348 00:17:11,456 --> 00:17:15,627 I thought I was gonna spend the rest of my life with him. 349 00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:19,597 - Then she met Curtis Payne. Ya heard me! 350 00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:22,367 - Curtis, stop. 351 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:24,402 - So what happened? 352 00:17:24,402 --> 00:17:26,337 - Life. 353 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,606 Liquor. 354 00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:32,410 Addiction. 355 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:37,048 And he put his hands on me. 356 00:17:37,048 --> 00:17:39,450 - Mom, I'm sorry. 357 00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,019 - I'm not done. 358 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:47,659 Sometimes, the life you know is all you need. 359 00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:51,629 I told you to close the box. 360 00:17:55,366 --> 00:18:00,838 I left him. And I thought I wasn't gonna ever be able 361 00:18:00,838 --> 00:18:06,778 to trust or love anybody ever again, let alone a man. 362 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,416 - Well, what did you do? 363 00:18:11,416 --> 00:18:13,685 - Nothing, nothing. 364 00:18:13,685 --> 00:18:16,854 Curtis Payne did it. 365 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:21,559 I met him outside of a bible study I was visiting. 366 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,995 - You met Pops... at a bible study? 367 00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:27,699 - Outside the bible study. - [audience laughing] 368 00:18:27,699 --> 00:18:30,635 - He thought the church was a club. 369 00:18:30,635 --> 00:18:34,005 - I mean, it had this big, old neon sign. 370 00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:37,442 I thought the A-M-E stood for Atlanta's Main Entertainment. 371 00:18:37,442 --> 00:18:40,445 [chuckles] 372 00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:43,681 - So what? You took him inside and changed his life? 373 00:18:43,681 --> 00:18:46,985 - No, no, no, no, no. - Absolutely not. 374 00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:50,421 I just found out that the wine was grape juice. 375 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,890 What kind of club is that? - [audience laughing] 376 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:55,560 - He just wouldn't stop calling me. 377 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,664 I said to him, I know you're broke and that is not okay. 378 00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:02,867 - Mom, you were coming hard like that? 379 00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:08,806 - And this man said to me, I know you're broken 380 00:19:08,806 --> 00:19:13,878 and that is okay. I wanna fix you. 381 00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:19,784 - Wait, Uncle Curtis, he said that? 382 00:19:23,087 --> 00:19:27,825 - Looked into my soul, saw my pain. 383 00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:31,095 And it did not bother him at all. 384 00:19:31,095 --> 00:19:34,832 And I learned to love again. 385 00:19:34,832 --> 00:19:38,069 With everything that I have. 386 00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,571 - 'Cause I tore dat ahh up! 387 00:19:40,571 --> 00:19:42,974 - [audience laughing] 388 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,677 - Not until the honeymoon night, Curtis. 389 00:19:46,677 --> 00:19:48,246 - CURTIS: Come on, Ella. 390 00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:51,449 You're messing up my legendary status. 391 00:19:51,449 --> 00:19:53,985 - No, no she's not, Pops. 392 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:57,688 She just solidified it. 393 00:19:57,688 --> 00:20:01,459 You're the real deal. 394 00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:06,998 - Now, the next time you wanna go find some stuff, 395 00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:11,235 don't. 396 00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:14,205 - ♪ ♪ 397 00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:20,071 - ♪ ♪ 398 00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:22,307 - Looks like I got everything ready for the yard sale 399 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:23,541 tomorrow. 400 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,710 - Only thing left to do is take the donation box 401 00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:27,078 back to the Help Center. 402 00:20:29,381 --> 00:20:33,017 Uh, why is my bunny suit in the donation box? 403 00:20:33,017 --> 00:20:36,087 - [audience laughing] - Time to let it go, bruh. 404 00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:38,490 - Calvin Jr. might want to wear this. 405 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:40,658 - Or burn it. 406 00:20:40,658 --> 00:20:42,460 - Bruh, that was a ministry. 407 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:45,930 - No, no, no. Singing is a ministry. 408 00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:49,634 That is a sad existence for a grown man. 409 00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:52,000 - [audience laughing] 410 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,696 - ♪ ♪ 411 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:28,005 - ♪ ♪