1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,737 - This is so crazy. 2 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,004 - Yeah. 3 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,073 - Everything looks so real. 4 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:09,309 - Yeah, I've tried to tell you. VR is the future. 5 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:17,417 - What's this little furry thing? 6 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:22,155 - [screams] 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,490 - Baby, calm down. It's not real. 8 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,658 - Get it off me! Get it off me! 9 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,127 - Baby, it's not real. 10 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:30,063 - Hey! Hey, what in the hell is going on in here? 11 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:32,065 Can hear you screaming in the driveway. 12 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:33,500 - I'm sorry, Mr. Payne. 13 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,236 It's just-- that VR stuff is scary. 14 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,771 - VR? What the hell is that? 15 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,807 - Yes, virtual reality, okay? 16 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,209 Instead of playing a game in front of a screen 17 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,179 with a controller, it puts you in the game. 18 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,748 - Puts you in the game? 19 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,251 How could this be scary? 20 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:53,686 Ain't nothing but some fancy glasses. 21 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,290 - Mister Payne. I wouldn't do it. 22 00:00:57,290 --> 00:01:00,760 My heart is still beating out of my chest. 23 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,730 - Put them on for yourself. Check them out. 24 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,365 - Okay. 25 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,037 Well, I mean, now what? 26 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:12,172 I'm in the game. 27 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,573 What is it? 28 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:14,707 Whoa. 29 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:18,077 Wow. 30 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,145 - Yeah. 31 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:21,614 - I can hear the birds singing. 32 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,384 Wow. 33 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:27,120 Holy cow. 34 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,556 Whoa, whoa. 35 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:35,128 That grizzly feels real. 36 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:37,730 It smell real, too. - Hey. 37 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:39,098 - That's a wild animal. 38 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,201 - Dad, that's me. 39 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:42,302 Take them off. 40 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,304 - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, son. - Yeah. 41 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,572 - Smell a little gamey there. 42 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:48,041 - [laughter] 43 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,442 - Well, I probably smell like 44 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,544 that because I walked home from work. 45 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:53,346 - What happened? 46 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:55,548 Somebody bullying you? 47 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:58,551 Do I need to talk to somebody? 48 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:00,487 You could tell me anything. 49 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:01,621 - No. 50 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:03,723 - Sorry. 51 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:06,226 I've been practicing for MaLisa get older. 52 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,827 - Oh, okay. 53 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:10,063 No, none of that happened. 54 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,131 I had to walk just to clear my mind. 55 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:13,933 My boss wants me to create 56 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:18,271 a fundraiser for low income people facing petty drug charges 57 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,673 to help them with their legal fees. 58 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:24,911 - Hey, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 59 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,748 - Dad, these are petty crimes, okay? 60 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,717 Just like two, three grams of marijuana. 61 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:33,152 I mean, they're not drug cartels. 62 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:35,855 - Oh, so you're helping people 63 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:41,094 that got enough money to have a weed habit but not a lawyer, 64 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,496 - Dad, now, come on, are you serious? 65 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,266 The world isn't that black and white. 66 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,967 - So in your world, 67 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:51,137 it's okay to break laws that you don't agree with? 68 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,439 - Wow... - Okay, well, 69 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:56,576 since that's the case, I'm going to go back over here 70 00:02:56,576 --> 00:03:00,246 to my world, virtual reality world. 71 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:01,481 - Okay. 72 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,049 - Where things are much different. 73 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,684 - Sure. 74 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,290 - Look at that. 75 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:13,359 Yeah. Uh-huh. 76 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,894 [mock dog barking] 77 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,263 Roll over. 78 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:21,834 Whoa! He's eating my face! He's eating my face! 79 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:23,937 - I told you. 80 00:03:47,335 --> 00:03:49,304 - So, the festival is going to help raise money 81 00:03:49,304 --> 00:03:51,740 for low-level drug offenders and their legal fees, 82 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:55,076 and we're recruiting food vendors for the venue. 83 00:03:55,076 --> 00:03:57,679 - That is a wonderful idea, Malik. 84 00:03:57,679 --> 00:03:59,013 - Thank you. 85 00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:01,316 - That's going to help so many people. 86 00:04:01,316 --> 00:04:03,284 - And when them potheads get the munchies. 87 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,688 They're gonna love my barbecue. 88 00:04:06,688 --> 00:04:10,625 - You know, the people attending the festival aren't addicts. 89 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,595 - Malik, you never know how God gonna bless. 90 00:04:13,595 --> 00:04:14,596 - Curtis. 91 00:04:14,596 --> 00:04:17,432 How many drug addicts do you know 92 00:04:17,432 --> 00:04:20,568 that have extra money for festivals? 93 00:04:20,568 --> 00:04:22,470 - You got a point. 94 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:26,341 Unless you're taking TVs for admission. 95 00:04:26,574 --> 00:04:29,377 - When are you holding the event? 96 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:31,713 - Well, we're actually still working on a permit right now, 97 00:04:31,713 --> 00:04:34,382 but we were hoping to host it in Piedmont Park next month. 98 00:04:34,382 --> 00:04:37,152 - If you need any help, just let me know. 99 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,586 - Thank you, Auntie Ella. 100 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:41,022 I appreciate that. 101 00:04:41,022 --> 00:04:42,490 - Hello? 102 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,192 - Okay, something must be wrong with my hearing 103 00:04:44,192 --> 00:04:46,561 'cause I did not hear a knock. 104 00:04:46,561 --> 00:04:49,330 - Oh, I'm sorry, Pops. I'm just, I'm just excited. 105 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,499 - Excited about what? - Well, Christian, 106 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:55,136 my offspring just earned Student of the Year. 107 00:04:55,136 --> 00:04:57,539 - Christian is Student of the Year? 108 00:04:57,539 --> 00:04:58,940 - And the quarterly award ceremony 109 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:00,542 is at the end of the month. 110 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:03,278 - Well, you know, the boy takes after his grandpa. 111 00:05:03,278 --> 00:05:07,382 I mean, intelligence and good looks run in my family. 112 00:05:07,382 --> 00:05:09,350 - Well, Christian doesn't even know yet, 113 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:12,654 but he's going to be so excited, and I got him an autographed, 114 00:05:12,654 --> 00:05:15,156 Victor Michael's Jersey to congratulate him. 115 00:05:15,156 --> 00:05:16,324 - Oh, okay. 116 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:18,393 - The running back from the Condors? 117 00:05:18,393 --> 00:05:21,229 You got him a signed Vic Monster Michael's Jersey? 118 00:05:21,229 --> 00:05:22,764 - Yes. My sorority sister 119 00:05:22,764 --> 00:05:24,766 works in the Condors publicity Department. 120 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:26,267 So, she hooked me up. 121 00:05:26,267 --> 00:05:27,368 - Oh, let me see. - Ah-ah. 122 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:28,570 - Ow. - Don't be touching 123 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:31,573 my boy's memorabilia. - [chuckles] 124 00:05:31,573 --> 00:05:33,174 - I don't know much about football, 125 00:05:33,174 --> 00:05:36,945 but, um, I hear Victor Michaels is pretty popular. 126 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:41,149 - Oh, please. The man has broken every stat that matters. 127 00:05:41,149 --> 00:05:42,617 I mean, they call him Monster Michaels 128 00:05:42,617 --> 00:05:45,987 'cause he hit so hard, nobody want to tackle him. 129 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:50,258 Matter of fact, some say he reminded 'em of a young me. 130 00:05:50,258 --> 00:05:51,526 - So does that mean he likes to 131 00:05:51,526 --> 00:05:53,795 drink beer and fall asleep in his recliner? 132 00:05:53,795 --> 00:05:56,498 - [chuckles] 133 00:05:56,498 --> 00:06:00,668 - Laura, Christian is going to love this Jersey. 134 00:06:00,668 --> 00:06:01,870 - And if he doesn't, 135 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:04,439 I will surely be happy to take it off his hands. 136 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:06,541 - Now, we need to have a party for Christian 137 00:06:06,541 --> 00:06:09,210 this weekend to celebrate him. 138 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:10,812 - Yeah. 139 00:06:10,812 --> 00:06:13,681 - I hope Miranda can make it, since it's so late notice. 140 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:17,452 All righty, then. 141 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:20,688 Am I the only one who thinks we can have a celebration 142 00:06:20,688 --> 00:06:24,592 for Christian and not invite his Mama? 143 00:06:25,326 --> 00:06:27,862 - She carried him. 144 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:29,564 You good? 145 00:06:29,564 --> 00:06:33,368 - I mean... yeah... Of course. 146 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:41,509 - Now, Curtis, if you and I were divorced, you know you would 147 00:06:41,509 --> 00:06:45,947 want to be included on anything done for your child. 148 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,683 - I don't know about that Ella. 149 00:06:48,683 --> 00:06:51,052 I mean, if you and I were divorced, 150 00:06:51,052 --> 00:06:55,523 I probably woulda already moved on with my new life by now. 151 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:57,158 - Oh, really? 152 00:06:57,158 --> 00:06:59,093 - Yes, really. 153 00:06:59,093 --> 00:07:04,399 I mean, how long do you expect all this to be on the market? 154 00:07:04,399 --> 00:07:07,635 How long? How long? 155 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,838 You better hold on to what you got, baby. 156 00:07:23,785 --> 00:07:24,819 - Whoa, stop! 157 00:07:28,790 --> 00:07:30,858 I just finished mopping the floor, it's still wet. 158 00:07:30,858 --> 00:07:34,329 - Okay, well, how long am I supposed to wait to eat lunch? 159 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,798 - Till it dries. 160 00:07:36,798 --> 00:07:38,366 - Well, can you toss me an apple or something? 161 00:07:38,366 --> 00:07:39,867 Man, I'm starving. 162 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,211 Goodness. 163 00:07:53,281 --> 00:07:55,350 Thank you. 164 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,452 - So... 165 00:07:57,452 --> 00:08:00,588 How did your "Free the Weed Heads" thing go? 166 00:08:00,588 --> 00:08:02,957 - Dad, it's not about freeing weed heads, all right? 167 00:08:02,957 --> 00:08:04,592 It's about justice reform. 168 00:08:04,592 --> 00:08:09,097 - That's exactly what a weed head would say. 169 00:08:09,897 --> 00:08:12,700 - Well, if you must know, it's actually not going well at all. 170 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,202 I can't get the permits for the park 171 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,670 on the day that I need it, it's booked. 172 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,572 - Well, reschedule it then. - I can't, man. 173 00:08:17,572 --> 00:08:19,307 It's booked for the next seven months. 174 00:08:19,307 --> 00:08:20,775 Who knew Piedmont Park was so popular 175 00:08:20,775 --> 00:08:24,212 with anyone else besides homeless and pigeons? 176 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:27,548 - Guess the jailbirds'd have to find some other way to get out. 177 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,052 - Look, Dad, it's not funny at all, okay. 178 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,288 I had a really great idea to bring a lot of people together, 179 00:08:34,288 --> 00:08:36,324 and now it's just going all down a drain. 180 00:08:37,992 --> 00:08:39,927 Wait a minute. 181 00:08:40,495 --> 00:08:43,698 I don't need a park to raise money. 182 00:08:43,698 --> 00:08:45,667 - What are you thinking? - Yeah, sure. 183 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:47,702 Like I'm going to tell you, all you're going to do is laugh. 184 00:08:50,338 --> 00:08:52,440 - [laughter] 185 00:08:52,974 --> 00:08:54,776 - You all right son? 186 00:08:56,778 --> 00:09:01,382 Come on, man. How am I not supposed to laugh at that? 187 00:09:02,383 --> 00:09:04,952 Come on now, get your big ass up. 188 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:07,855 - Not gonna help me? 189 00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:10,024 - I gotta mop that part of the floor all over again. 190 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,460 Excuse me. 191 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:16,330 - Oh gosh, man. That's what you care about? 192 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:21,369 - Uh-uh. No, thank you. 193 00:09:21,369 --> 00:09:22,970 - [laughter] 194 00:09:24,005 --> 00:09:24,872 - Look at this. 195 00:09:24,872 --> 00:09:26,908 - "Ten Ways to Please your Man." 196 00:09:26,908 --> 00:09:28,509 - Hi, baby. 197 00:09:28,509 --> 00:09:30,445 - Well, that's good, baby. 198 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,214 It's good to see you doing little homework. 199 00:09:33,214 --> 00:09:35,316 You invested in research. 200 00:09:35,316 --> 00:09:36,784 - Curtis please, 201 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:40,621 you would not do any of these suggestions in here. 202 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:44,358 - Well try me. Let's see the new ways you will please me. 203 00:09:44,358 --> 00:09:45,593 - Okay, all right. 204 00:09:45,593 --> 00:09:48,396 Question number one. 205 00:09:48,396 --> 00:09:50,798 You want to take a bubble bath together? 206 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,434 - Both of us roll around in dirty water. 207 00:09:53,434 --> 00:09:54,969 That's nasty, baby. 208 00:09:54,969 --> 00:10:00,074 - Okay, what about making love in the rain? 209 00:10:01,743 --> 00:10:04,345 - Baby, at your age, you don't need to mess around 210 00:10:04,345 --> 00:10:06,547 with getting pneumonia like that. 211 00:10:07,415 --> 00:10:09,317 - Curtis. 212 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,753 Okay, number three. 213 00:10:11,753 --> 00:10:12,787 Ahh. 214 00:10:12,787 --> 00:10:17,592 How about eating food off your body? 215 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:21,195 - Okay, we can do that. - Curtis. 216 00:10:21,195 --> 00:10:22,663 - That can be done. 217 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,099 As long as you don't mind little hair. 218 00:10:25,099 --> 00:10:27,068 - [laughter] - In your entree. 219 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,670 - [laughter] 220 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,640 - All of these articles, all of them. 221 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,610 It just make me think about problems we do not have. 222 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:37,078 - I know that's right. 223 00:10:37,078 --> 00:10:38,780 - Hello. - Hello, hello. 224 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:41,449 - Curtis. They did not knock again. 225 00:10:41,449 --> 00:10:43,184 - Yeah, I'm over it. I'm over it. 226 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,620 - We picked up some things for Christian's party tomorrow. 227 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:46,721 - Oh. - Yes. 228 00:10:46,721 --> 00:10:49,023 He is going to be so excited. 229 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,859 I cannot wait to see the look on his little face. 230 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:54,595 He's going to be so surprised. 231 00:10:54,595 --> 00:10:57,131 - Baby, when is the next time it's supposed to rain? 232 00:10:57,131 --> 00:10:58,099 I got an idea. 233 00:10:58,099 --> 00:10:59,433 - Uh, no. 234 00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:00,835 No. 235 00:11:01,669 --> 00:11:02,970 - No, no. - [knock at door] 236 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:04,939 - I'll get it ma. 237 00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:07,441 I want to see that. - No, you don't wanna see this. 238 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:12,680 - Hi. - Miranda, what brings you by? 239 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,882 The party is not until tomorrow. 240 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,819 - Yeah, I know. Um, I actually just stopped by 241 00:11:17,819 --> 00:11:22,623 to return this because I will never let Christian have this. 242 00:11:25,459 --> 00:11:26,828 - That was a great idea, 243 00:11:26,828 --> 00:11:28,896 inviting Sister Wives to the party tomorrow. 244 00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:34,468 I'm sure everyone is going to get along just great. 245 00:11:37,134 --> 00:11:39,002 - What are you doing? This is a gift for Christian. 246 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:42,072 - Yeah, and I don't want him to have Monster Michael's Jersey. 247 00:11:42,072 --> 00:11:45,175 - Okay, what is wrong with Vic Michaels? 248 00:11:45,175 --> 00:11:46,510 - Yeah, I mean, 249 00:11:46,510 --> 00:11:49,613 I pulled a lot of strings to get Christian that Jersey. 250 00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:54,952 - The problem is, Monster really is a monster. 251 00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:58,689 He has been convicted of domestic battery twice. 252 00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:00,324 - That was five years ago. 253 00:12:00,324 --> 00:12:02,359 - I do not care. 254 00:12:02,359 --> 00:12:05,996 I don't want our son looking up to a man like that. 255 00:12:05,996 --> 00:12:08,532 - Miranda, I understand how you're feeling. 256 00:12:08,532 --> 00:12:10,768 I don't follow sports, so I didn't know any of this 257 00:12:10,768 --> 00:12:12,936 before I got Christian that Jersey. 258 00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:16,440 - Actually, this is not a regular Jersey. 259 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,042 It's a game one. 260 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,979 That means it's worth a lot of money. 261 00:12:21,979 --> 00:12:23,881 So I'll hold this for y'all. 262 00:12:23,881 --> 00:12:26,049 Figure that out. 263 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,819 - The money doesn't matter to me, 264 00:12:28,819 --> 00:12:31,522 but I would appreciate it in the future 265 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:35,459 if you consulted with me before you bought Christian anything. 266 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,831 I am his mother, okay? Thank you. 267 00:12:42,966 --> 00:12:45,369 - Well, I cleared it with his father. 268 00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:48,772 So, don't blame me because you're feeling insecure. 269 00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:50,340 - Oh-ho-ho-oh... 270 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,842 - Miranda. Miranda. - No, no, no, no. 271 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:53,310 - Laura, let it-- baby, let it go. 272 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,112 - Oh, Calvin, just let them work this out. 273 00:12:55,112 --> 00:12:57,080 - No, no baby, don't let it go. Don't let it go. 274 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,882 Please, please. I'm listening. 275 00:12:58,882 --> 00:13:02,853 Please explain to me how I am insecure. 276 00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:04,855 Because where I'm standing right now, 277 00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:08,992 you are having my leftovers. 278 00:13:08,992 --> 00:13:13,197 Well, I am still having fun choosing from the menu. 279 00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:18,969 - Well, you better order a drink, because you're thirsty. 280 00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:21,138 - All right, okay, that's enough. 281 00:13:21,138 --> 00:13:24,575 That is enough. This is ridiculous. 282 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:27,711 You two need to work out your little differences 283 00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:29,780 once and for all. 284 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:31,548 - No we don't. I'm good. 285 00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:34,618 - No, Miranda. 286 00:13:34,618 --> 00:13:36,420 Calvin and Laura are together now, 287 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:40,724 and from the looks of things, that's not gonna change. 288 00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,426 - Baby. Baby, don't stop them. 289 00:13:42,426 --> 00:13:44,962 This is healthy. Let them get this out. 290 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:47,698 - Curtis, not now. 291 00:13:47,698 --> 00:13:49,500 And Laura, 292 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,570 this here is the mother of one of my grandbabies. 293 00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:55,739 She has given Curtis and I 294 00:13:55,739 --> 00:14:00,911 one of the best gifts we could ever ask for, a grandbaby. 295 00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:04,982 And for that, she will always be in our lives. 296 00:14:04,982 --> 00:14:10,521 As long as Christian is around, she will be around. 297 00:14:12,055 --> 00:14:14,291 I am not going to deal with this crap 298 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:19,663 between the two of you for the rest of my life. 299 00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:21,698 Work it out. 300 00:14:21,698 --> 00:14:24,167 Work it out now. 301 00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:28,138 - Do you want to take this outside? 302 00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:30,741 - No, no, no, no, no, don't take it to the street. 303 00:14:30,741 --> 00:14:32,643 She's got hands. 304 00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:33,944 - Baby, I think she meant 305 00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:37,314 to take it outside so we can talk woman to woman. 306 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:41,018 That is what you meant, right? 307 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:44,855 - I promise, no punches, 308 00:14:44,855 --> 00:14:46,657 but you don't want to catch these hands. 309 00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:54,364 - Curtis. 310 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,601 - Look, over the past years, 311 00:14:57,601 --> 00:15:00,537 arrests typically involve simple drug possession offenses, 312 00:15:00,537 --> 00:15:04,207 which account for about 90% of all drug arrests. 313 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,044 So that means out of 1.5 million drug arrests, 314 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:10,013 approximately 1.3 million of them. 315 00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:12,816 They are not drug kingpins or major dealers 316 00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:14,117 or even cartel members. 317 00:15:14,117 --> 00:15:17,421 They are just average citizens like you and me. 318 00:15:17,421 --> 00:15:20,123 - Yeah, these statistics are crazy. 319 00:15:20,123 --> 00:15:22,559 - Yeah, Malik has been telling me all about it. 320 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:25,662 I was surprised how many people who never hurt nobody 321 00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:28,165 are in jail over weed. 322 00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:29,900 - Yeah, my son is smart. 323 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:33,136 - Yeah, my baby is smart. 324 00:15:33,136 --> 00:15:35,305 - And then we get into the racial disparities. 325 00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:38,408 I mean, 59% of people that are in federal prison 326 00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:40,744 for marijuana related charges are Latino, 327 00:15:40,744 --> 00:15:44,448 and on average, black people are over three times more likely 328 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:46,917 to be arrested than white people for marijuana possession, 329 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:49,419 and in some states, it's as high as ten. 330 00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:53,357 So, look, all we're asking is for a small donation. 331 00:15:55,592 --> 00:15:58,862 So with your help, like I said, just a small donation. 332 00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:03,634 It can go a long way into breaking this constant cycle. 333 00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:11,108 - Miranda, I didn't mean to step on your toes 334 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:13,543 with the whole Jersey thing. 335 00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:17,581 I mean, if I've known you were going to have a problem with it. 336 00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:20,217 I wouldn't have gotten it for Christian. 337 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,586 - That's the problem. 338 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:28,925 There is a woman raising my son that doesn't know how I think. 339 00:16:28,925 --> 00:16:30,260 - Not by myself. 340 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,929 I mean, his Daddy's right there. 341 00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:36,800 - How do you think I feel... 342 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,704 when Christian is with you guys? 343 00:16:40,704 --> 00:16:44,141 He has a mom and a dad, 344 00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:50,681 and that is something that I can't give him. 345 00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:56,086 - Look, I get it, okay? 346 00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:59,956 But I can't help that Calvin and I are together. 347 00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:01,958 - Actually, you could have. 348 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,294 But you didn't. 349 00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:08,932 - Okay, look, uh, Miranda, what's done is done, okay. 350 00:17:08,932 --> 00:17:13,870 And you're going to feel however you're going to feel about that. 351 00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:16,406 But I want you to know that 352 00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:21,411 I also love Christian, and I want the best for him, too. 353 00:17:22,446 --> 00:17:25,315 - Well, that's good to know. 354 00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:27,417 And um... 355 00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:32,122 apparently we are going to have to figure this out and get along 356 00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:36,093 for Christian's sake and the family's sake. 357 00:17:36,093 --> 00:17:38,628 But I do have some ground rules. 358 00:17:38,628 --> 00:17:39,629 - Okay. 359 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,866 - You see any blood yet? 360 00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:45,202 I put my money on Miranda. 361 00:17:45,202 --> 00:17:46,970 - Not that I can see. 362 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,972 And who did you bet with? 363 00:17:48,972 --> 00:17:51,808 - Oh, I just bet with myself in my head. 364 00:17:51,808 --> 00:17:53,844 Keeps me out of trouble. 365 00:17:53,844 --> 00:17:57,147 - I wouldn't bet against Miranda. 366 00:17:57,147 --> 00:18:00,851 What? I know how strong she is. 367 00:18:01,351 --> 00:18:02,953 - Well, it looks like they're just talking, 368 00:18:02,953 --> 00:18:05,322 so hopefully it's going well. 369 00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:08,391 - I pray that those two can straighten out their differences 370 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,928 just for the sake of peace. 371 00:18:11,928 --> 00:18:13,296 - Here they come. 372 00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:17,434 - Move out the way... 373 00:18:19,936 --> 00:18:23,306 - That's why cats make that kind of noise when they have sex. 374 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:29,212 The first thing that popped in my head. 375 00:18:30,914 --> 00:18:34,284 - I oughta pop you in your head. 376 00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:38,221 - So, how it go? 377 00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:39,990 - Well, um, 378 00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:41,892 pretty good. 379 00:18:41,892 --> 00:18:44,027 We've come to an understanding. 380 00:18:44,027 --> 00:18:47,597 - The more people that Christian has to love and protect him, 381 00:18:47,597 --> 00:18:49,032 the better. 382 00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:51,635 - I knew you two were going to be okay. 383 00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:55,572 - See, y'all didn't pull hair or throw blows or nothing? 384 00:18:55,572 --> 00:18:57,908 - Of course not, Mr. Curtis. 385 00:18:57,908 --> 00:19:00,877 - We would not disrespect your house like that. 386 00:19:00,877 --> 00:19:02,045 - Oh, man. 387 00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:04,981 Now I owe myself money. 388 00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:06,082 - Ignore him. 389 00:19:06,082 --> 00:19:07,851 He needs help. 390 00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:11,221 So since you guys came to an understanding, 391 00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:13,490 can Christian keep the Jersey? 392 00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:17,360 - No, Calvin, the man is a woman beater. 393 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,497 - Yeah, and he averages for 105 yards a game. 394 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,934 - Christian cannot keep the Jersey okay. 395 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:27,571 I'm returning it to my soror in the morning, that's that. 396 00:19:27,571 --> 00:19:30,407 But the good news is she can get 397 00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:34,277 us an autographed Simone Biles picture. 398 00:19:34,277 --> 00:19:36,646 - Simone Biles? - Yes. 399 00:19:36,646 --> 00:19:39,049 - Yes. What is wrong with Simone Biles? 400 00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:42,519 She is an equally famous athlete, and I would be honored 401 00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:44,788 if Christian chose her as a role model. 402 00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:46,590 - But she's a gymnast. 403 00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:49,993 - What's wrong with a gymnast? 404 00:19:49,993 --> 00:19:52,329 Is he always this closed minded? 405 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:56,499 - Sometimes it takes him a little while to get it. 406 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,302 - Isn't this beautiful? 407 00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:02,973 Christian is going to get love from the two of them. 408 00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:07,911 - And Calvin's going to get headaches from the two of them. 409 00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:15,005 - Hey, good job today, man. 410 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,975 I'm proud of you. - Thanks, Dad. 411 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,477 - Yeah, for real. 412 00:20:19,477 --> 00:20:22,513 You know, you came up with a vision, and then when it 413 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,015 didn't work out, you know, you came up with another plan 414 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:28,018 that was just as good and-- yeah, uh, 415 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,687 you impressed me today. 416 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,490 - Well, it was you that always told me to think on my feet. 417 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:35,059 - Yeah, I did, didn't I. - Yeah. 418 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,061 - Yeah, man. Uh... 419 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,496 I'm uh-- 420 00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:40,865 I'm impressed with the man you're becoming. 421 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,500 - Well, thanks, Dad. 422 00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:46,737 Uh, can I borrow $20 until payday? 423 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,141 - Spoke too soon. 424 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,462 - ♪ 425 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:22,301 - ♪ 426 00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:26,605 - ♪