1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:03,036 [music] 2 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:05,171 Boom! Your boy just did it! 3 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:11,211 I said, boom! Your--your boy just did it! 4 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:14,047 Baby... 5 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,816 there's a sale on shrubs at the hardware store. 6 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:21,020 Ooh, really, baby? I like shrubs. 7 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,389 Um, hello? 8 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:23,890 There's a human in the room trying to have 9 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,925 a conversation with you. 10 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:28,094 Don't break, Ella. 11 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:31,030 I'm not breakin'. Don't you break. 12 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,867 I got me, you get you. 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,769 I got me. 14 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:38,171 I'm not movin' 'til he leaves. 15 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:39,839 Okay, well, that's fine. 16 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,941 It's all right. I'll just go into the kitchen 17 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:43,910 and eat some of Uncle Curtis's leftovers 18 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,746 and drink some of his beers. 19 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:49,215 Oh, Curtis is gonna getcha. 20 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:52,652 See how long you can ignore him now. 21 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:56,256 I know I will karate chop him in his throat 22 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,359 if he touch any of my beers! 23 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,763 Is he still here? 24 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,665 Yes, I'm still here 25 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:08,101 lookin' at both of you not lookin' at me. 26 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,937 It's not working, Curtis. 27 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:12,505 What's not working? 28 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:15,074 We decided when anybody just drops by, 29 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:17,177 we're gonna pretend like we don't see 'em. 30 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:20,547 That only works if you keep 'em outside. 31 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,615 Right, Malik. So go outside. 32 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,986 Okay, sure, that's fine. I'll go outside. 33 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,822 I'll take my great business opportunity 34 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,824 for the Sauce Bosses with me. 35 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,493 -[stutters] Hey. -Hey. 36 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,794 What's that? Is that Malik? 37 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:36,196 You see me, Unc? 38 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,064 Oh, I couldn't see with these glasses on. 39 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,266 -Oh. -That's Malik. 40 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,901 Boy, I ain't seen you in a month of Sundays. 41 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,570 And he look good. 42 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,639 Curtis, that's not right. You ain't right. 43 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:48,842 Well, make yourself comfortable. Get yourself a beer. 44 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,276 What you need? 45 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,912 Now, now, don't sit down. Just...get comfortable standing. 46 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:54,814 Well, look, your boy just booked 47 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:58,084 a five-day speaking event across Georgia. 48 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:00,253 -And? -And I'm gonna be talking to 49 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,088 some lawmakers and decision-makers. 50 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,957 And? 51 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,158 And we're gonna be talking about 52 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,493 some really important topics, too. 53 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,294 Some of my favorite ones-- mass incarceration, 54 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,696 voter registration act, 55 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:13,032 immigration, legalizing cannabis. 56 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:15,468 And again, what does this nonsense 57 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,104 have to do with the Sauce Bosses? 58 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:20,907 Well, nothin' says conversation in the South like barbecue. 59 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:27,714 That sounds like I might be taking a road trip. 60 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:28,915 Yes, sir! 61 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,717 I got you approved to be the official caterer 62 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:34,454 of the Barbecue and Issues Campaign. 63 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:36,656 My man. You hear that, baby? 64 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,892 Sauce Boss is the official caterer. 65 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,093 There you go. 66 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:44,163 What I heard is Malik is your new boss. 67 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,798 Girl, you always starting something. 68 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:49,369 That's not what I heard. 69 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,705 What I heard, we were-- we were partners. 70 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,407 No, no, no, no, no. She heard it correctly. 71 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,175 [chuckles] You're working for me. 72 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,343 Yeah, I'm in charge of the trips, 73 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,878 the stops, and the checks. 74 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,880 Uh, subordinate, can you go in there and get me a beer, please? 75 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:06,753 Can I have my beer? 76 00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:14,553 [birds chirping] 77 00:03:14,553 --> 00:03:17,322 [airplane flying overhead] 78 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,191 [siren wailing] [horn honks] 79 00:03:19,191 --> 00:03:21,660 [fireworks whistling, bursting] 80 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:26,065 [siren wailing] 81 00:03:26,065 --> 00:03:27,232 [theme music ends] 82 00:03:29,481 --> 00:03:32,718 Okay, what's the soonest you can get here? 83 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:34,386 Tomorrow? 84 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:36,221 Well, you need to change your name 85 00:03:36,221 --> 00:03:39,157 to...Not 24/7 86 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:40,959 and Not a Mobile Mechanic. 87 00:03:42,461 --> 00:03:44,696 -He a liar. -What's going on? 88 00:03:46,531 --> 00:03:48,600 Baby, I just gotta get some work done to the truck 89 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,770 -before we hit the road. -Like what? 90 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:55,474 We got a propane tank leak, oil change, transmission fluid. 91 00:03:55,474 --> 00:03:56,875 Well, that's quite a bit to-- 92 00:03:56,875 --> 00:04:00,779 Air freshener, windshield wipers, headlights. 93 00:04:00,779 --> 00:04:02,881 Ooh, that's gonna take at least-- 94 00:04:02,881 --> 00:04:04,950 Tires. 95 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:09,354 This is why I said get something reliable, baby. 96 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:13,759 Not something liable...to break down. 97 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:15,894 Baby, that truck is fine, okay? 98 00:04:15,894 --> 00:04:17,863 If I put a quart of oil in it and some water, 99 00:04:17,863 --> 00:04:19,998 that thing'll take me all the way to California right now. 100 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,833 And when you get there-- 101 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:24,403 [knocking on door] --just drive it into the ocean 102 00:04:24,403 --> 00:04:27,506 and leave it! 103 00:04:31,143 --> 00:04:32,511 Who was it, Curtis? 104 00:04:32,511 --> 00:04:34,746 -Nobody. -Come in! 105 00:04:35,547 --> 00:04:38,917 Come on in. Oh, hi. 106 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:41,119 What do you want, Light Bulb? 107 00:04:41,119 --> 00:04:43,622 It's Glo. 108 00:04:43,622 --> 00:04:46,959 'Cause I'm always shining. 109 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:50,028 And so does everybody else who moisturizes with lard. 110 00:04:52,297 --> 00:04:54,633 I use coconut oil. 111 00:04:54,633 --> 00:04:57,269 It's better for the environment. 112 00:04:57,269 --> 00:04:59,104 Hey, Glo. It's good to see you. 113 00:04:59,104 --> 00:05:00,405 [sighs] Hey, Ella. 114 00:05:00,405 --> 00:05:02,474 Uh, I won't bore you with pleasantries. 115 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:04,376 I'm here on official business. 116 00:05:04,376 --> 00:05:06,678 I am not smokin' any more tofu 117 00:05:06,678 --> 00:05:09,514 for your Vegans and Virgins potluck. 118 00:05:09,514 --> 00:05:13,385 -It's an abomination. -Aah! That's it. 119 00:05:13,385 --> 00:05:14,953 That's it, abomination. 120 00:05:14,953 --> 00:05:16,588 That's the word I was looking for 121 00:05:16,588 --> 00:05:19,524 to put in my HOA citation. 122 00:05:19,524 --> 00:05:21,226 What did he do now? 123 00:05:21,226 --> 00:05:25,230 There is a half-assembled-- you said it best-- 124 00:05:25,230 --> 00:05:28,734 abomination in your driveway. 125 00:05:28,734 --> 00:05:33,005 Curtis, you were working on the truck in the driveway? 126 00:05:33,005 --> 00:05:36,475 Of course not, baby. I started on it in the grass. 127 00:05:36,475 --> 00:05:37,442 [Ella] [chuckles] 128 00:05:37,442 --> 00:05:39,011 Then I moved it to the driveway. 129 00:05:40,412 --> 00:05:41,780 The gall. 130 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:43,882 Here's your citation. 131 00:05:43,882 --> 00:05:46,852 It's self-explanatory. I'd act on it posthaste. 132 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:48,720 You know what? 133 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,122 You can take your little citation 134 00:05:50,122 --> 00:05:51,757 'cause me and Malik are about to hit the road. 135 00:05:51,757 --> 00:05:53,692 You won't even see my cash cow rolling. 136 00:05:53,692 --> 00:05:57,496 -And who is Malik again? -His new boss. 137 00:05:57,496 --> 00:06:00,699 -He's my nephew and partner. -Lovely. 138 00:06:00,699 --> 00:06:03,335 And he can split the fine with you. 139 00:06:03,335 --> 00:06:05,737 What fine? 140 00:06:05,737 --> 00:06:08,106 The fine for performing vehicle maintenance 141 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:13,145 in a viewable area from the street. 142 00:06:13,145 --> 00:06:15,013 So what's the fine if someone's standing in your house 143 00:06:15,013 --> 00:06:17,949 -and ruining your life? -Nothing. 144 00:06:17,949 --> 00:06:20,986 I wouldn't dare fine Ella for having to live with you. 145 00:06:20,986 --> 00:06:24,056 [laughs] 146 00:06:24,056 --> 00:06:25,690 [gasps] 147 00:06:28,093 --> 00:06:30,062 Aah! 148 00:06:30,996 --> 00:06:33,365 Ooh! 149 00:06:33,365 --> 00:06:35,267 Mr. Payne! 150 00:06:35,267 --> 00:06:37,536 Aah! 151 00:06:37,536 --> 00:06:39,204 Mr. Payne! 152 00:06:39,204 --> 00:06:41,773 [music] 153 00:06:41,773 --> 00:06:44,676 All right, what do you think about these slogans? 154 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:49,881 "We need weed" or "Yes, we cannabis"? 155 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:51,349 -Second one. -All right. 156 00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:54,319 What about this one, uh... 157 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:57,789 "Voter suppression is the new Great Depression." 158 00:06:57,789 --> 00:06:59,157 It's all right. 159 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:05,130 "More schools, less prisons, equal less crime." 160 00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:06,965 That's profound. 161 00:07:06,965 --> 00:07:09,367 Profound? 162 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:12,337 I mean, that's--that's--that's a little strong. 163 00:07:12,337 --> 00:07:13,972 Depends on who the audience is. 164 00:07:13,972 --> 00:07:15,407 Well, Dad, the audience is full of people 165 00:07:15,407 --> 00:07:18,343 that care about the community, justice, and education. 166 00:07:18,343 --> 00:07:21,079 Look, I'm sorry, you-- you--you just too old. 167 00:07:21,079 --> 00:07:23,115 Got nothin' to do with me being older. 168 00:07:23,115 --> 00:07:25,517 You know, some people see things differently. 169 00:07:25,517 --> 00:07:26,751 Yeah, everybody in your generation 170 00:07:26,751 --> 00:07:29,454 sees things differently. 171 00:07:29,454 --> 00:07:31,456 Maybe. Some things. 172 00:07:31,456 --> 00:07:33,058 Okay, well, um... 173 00:07:33,058 --> 00:07:35,227 What do you think about immigration reform? 174 00:07:35,227 --> 00:07:36,661 -That's a serious issue. -Yes, it is. 175 00:07:36,661 --> 00:07:38,497 I'm glad you said that. 176 00:07:38,497 --> 00:07:40,932 Some people think that... 177 00:07:40,932 --> 00:07:42,701 the borders should be closed. 178 00:07:42,701 --> 00:07:46,438 Okay, now what do you say? 179 00:07:46,438 --> 00:07:49,074 I see both sides, Malik, you know? 180 00:07:49,074 --> 00:07:51,810 Even the Statue of Liberty says, 181 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:55,213 "Give me your tired and your poor." 182 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:57,215 I say put a cap on the tired and the poor. 183 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:59,551 We got enough of them. 184 00:07:59,551 --> 00:08:01,820 Wow, all right. 185 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:04,589 -Wow, Mr. Payne. -What? 186 00:08:04,589 --> 00:08:07,726 I'm just saying what other people think. 187 00:08:07,726 --> 00:08:09,961 I mean, we all immigrants, really. 188 00:08:09,961 --> 00:08:12,030 Not me. You might be an immigrant, but not me. 189 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,999 I was born here, right? 190 00:08:13,999 --> 00:08:16,468 I'm supposed to be here. I'm a Georgia boy. 191 00:08:16,468 --> 00:08:20,772 You can't be serious right now. Are you high? 192 00:08:20,772 --> 00:08:24,209 Do I look high? I don't do drugs, okay? 193 00:08:24,209 --> 00:08:27,145 But I know you wanna change that. 194 00:08:27,145 --> 00:08:30,815 You wanna get everybody high soon as cannabis is legal. 195 00:08:30,815 --> 00:08:33,251 Look, that's not the only issue. 196 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,654 Okay, what are some of the other issues? 197 00:08:35,654 --> 00:08:37,222 Mass incarceration. 198 00:08:37,222 --> 00:08:39,024 Mm-hmm. 199 00:08:39,024 --> 00:08:42,794 Some people say...lock 'em up! 200 00:08:42,794 --> 00:08:45,163 Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. 201 00:08:45,163 --> 00:08:48,533 Really? That's what we doin'? 202 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:52,304 I gotta say, Mr. Payne, I ain't know this about you. 203 00:08:52,304 --> 00:08:54,839 Lisa... 204 00:08:54,839 --> 00:08:57,943 I like to see all the sides of the argument, okay? 205 00:08:57,943 --> 00:08:59,811 Play devil's advocate. 206 00:08:59,811 --> 00:09:01,313 Since when did you become a conservative? 207 00:09:01,313 --> 00:09:04,216 -I'm not! -Wait, so you're a liberal? 208 00:09:04,216 --> 00:09:06,084 I don't do labels. 209 00:09:06,084 --> 00:09:10,722 What I am is a grown man with a mortgage and four kids. 210 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:12,991 I do what's best for them, okay? 211 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:14,759 Not the guy down the street, 212 00:09:14,759 --> 00:09:17,062 the guy in jail, or the weed head. 213 00:09:17,062 --> 00:09:19,664 I do what's best for my family. 214 00:09:19,664 --> 00:09:21,299 One day, you'll understand that. 215 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,835 Okay, well, certainly that day is not today. 216 00:09:23,835 --> 00:09:28,240 [music] 217 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,942 Okay, so to remove the brake caliper, 218 00:09:30,942 --> 00:09:32,477 you're supposed to open the brake reservoir 219 00:09:32,477 --> 00:09:36,448 to relieve the pressure from the brake system. 220 00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:38,450 Yeah, that's easy. 221 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:40,151 Where's the reservoir? 222 00:09:40,151 --> 00:09:41,920 I think that's it right now. 223 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,722 No, that's the brake cap. 224 00:09:43,722 --> 00:09:45,257 How do you know? 225 00:09:45,257 --> 00:09:47,292 Because the last time I messed up the brake system, 226 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:49,928 I thought that was the reservoir. 227 00:09:49,928 --> 00:09:51,129 Yeah, but I thought you told Mom 228 00:09:51,129 --> 00:09:54,666 that the mechanic messed up her car. 229 00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:58,203 And she told me that having a child would change my life. 230 00:09:58,203 --> 00:09:59,871 But I did. 231 00:09:59,871 --> 00:10:02,274 For the better. 232 00:10:03,775 --> 00:10:06,244 -How's it going? -Oh, great, baby. 233 00:10:06,244 --> 00:10:08,213 It's going great. We're right on schedule. 234 00:10:10,515 --> 00:10:13,685 [unconvinced chuckle] How's it going, Calvin? 235 00:10:13,685 --> 00:10:16,321 We figured out how to pop the hood. 236 00:10:16,321 --> 00:10:19,758 -Curtis, call somebody. -Baby, it's Sunday. 237 00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:22,193 Who I'mma call to fix the truck? Lazarus? 238 00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:24,963 I don't care who you call to fix that dead truck. 239 00:10:24,963 --> 00:10:27,565 Just call somebody, get some help. 240 00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:30,335 Some professional help. 241 00:10:30,335 --> 00:10:32,971 Oh, ye of little faith in your man. 242 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,739 Curtis, I have faith in you. 243 00:10:34,739 --> 00:10:40,111 I have faith that you gonna call somebody for some help. 244 00:10:40,111 --> 00:10:41,413 You not gonna do it? 245 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:42,580 [knocking on door] 246 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:43,982 [Curtis] Baby, we got it. 247 00:10:43,982 --> 00:10:45,750 I'm telling you, this ain't hard. 248 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:48,286 -Hey, Glo. -Oh, hello, Calvin. 249 00:10:48,286 --> 00:10:50,989 Still engaged to your, uh, fiancée? 250 00:10:50,989 --> 00:10:53,158 -Yes, ma'am. -Ugh. 251 00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:56,061 You're of no use to me, then. 252 00:10:56,061 --> 00:10:57,595 Call me when you're ready to go to the zoo 253 00:10:57,595 --> 00:10:59,130 and play with the cougar. 254 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,765 [nervous chuckle] Yeah. 255 00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:02,367 Back so soon, Glo? 256 00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:05,870 Ah yes, checking in to see if you read the citation. 257 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:07,272 Oh, you know what? 258 00:11:07,272 --> 00:11:09,641 I would've read it, but it was on a hot date. 259 00:11:09,641 --> 00:11:11,142 I didn't want to disturb it. 260 00:11:11,142 --> 00:11:13,445 It was dating a shredder. 261 00:11:13,445 --> 00:11:14,846 Very well. 262 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:17,048 I suppose that's where we are, then. 263 00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:18,216 And where's that? 264 00:11:18,216 --> 00:11:20,618 I'm here to help with your abomination. 265 00:11:20,618 --> 00:11:22,554 You know a mechanic? 266 00:11:22,554 --> 00:11:23,855 Even better! 267 00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:25,056 I know the tow truck driver 268 00:11:25,056 --> 00:11:28,126 who's taking your truck away right now. 269 00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:31,296 What? No! No, no, no! 270 00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:36,167 Hey, get your hands off that truck! 271 00:11:39,955 --> 00:11:41,690 [music] 272 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:43,125 [pants] 273 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:46,328 -[chuckles] -[chuckles] 274 00:11:46,328 --> 00:11:49,131 Lady, you are messin' with my money. 275 00:11:49,131 --> 00:11:52,768 And you are messin' with my Subdivision of the Year award. 276 00:11:52,768 --> 00:11:54,770 Now, that truck has to go! 277 00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:58,407 That truck ain't goin' nowhere until I drive it off! 278 00:11:58,407 --> 00:12:01,744 [laughs] Petey will have the back end of that truck 279 00:12:01,744 --> 00:12:05,080 in the air and rollin' down the street in less than a minute. 280 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,515 -Ooh, Petey? -Mm-hmm. 281 00:12:06,515 --> 00:12:08,584 You talkin' about the guy that's laying in my driveway 282 00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:10,519 with a concussion? 283 00:12:10,519 --> 00:12:12,788 And I got his keys. 284 00:12:12,788 --> 00:12:15,057 What did you do!? 285 00:12:15,057 --> 00:12:17,126 I stood my ground, Ella. 286 00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:19,028 Uh, Pops, he's getting up, so you should-- 287 00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:21,830 Had you read your citation, you would have noticed 288 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:23,399 that your inoperable vehicle 289 00:12:23,399 --> 00:12:26,035 must be moved out of eyesight immediately. 290 00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:27,269 Well, I didn't read it. 291 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:29,605 Hmph! Pity. Had you done so, 292 00:12:29,605 --> 00:12:32,474 you would've noticed that the HOA can remove vehicles 293 00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:34,910 at their discretion at any time-- 294 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:37,012 which we are doing. 295 00:12:37,012 --> 00:12:39,381 Glo, is there anything we can do to stop this? 296 00:12:39,381 --> 00:12:43,385 Curtis has a very big business opportunity starting tomorrow! 297 00:12:43,385 --> 00:12:45,854 Yeah, he's working for my little cousin. 298 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:47,423 We're partners! 299 00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:48,957 There was lots you could've done, Mr. Payne, 300 00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,793 had you read the citation. 301 00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:53,395 That's it? It's just over? 302 00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:56,832 -[Glo] [sighs] -No, it's not over, baby. 303 00:12:56,832 --> 00:12:58,200 There's still something we can do. 304 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,704 Ah, ah, there is a man lying in your driveway 305 00:13:01,704 --> 00:13:03,205 with a very, very bad headache. 306 00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:05,974 You've done enough. 307 00:13:05,974 --> 00:13:07,910 That's why I'm not gonna do it. 308 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,445 My son will. 309 00:13:09,445 --> 00:13:11,413 Do what? 310 00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:12,414 Son? 311 00:13:14,717 --> 00:13:16,418 Don't you wanna go to the zoo? 312 00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:18,554 -The zoo? -And pet the cougar? 313 00:13:18,554 --> 00:13:21,824 Well, I mean, if it's a negotation... 314 00:13:21,824 --> 00:13:25,027 It certainly is not! 315 00:13:25,027 --> 00:13:27,763 Son, I need you to take one for the team. 316 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,598 -I'm not even playin'. -Calvin! 317 00:13:29,598 --> 00:13:32,134 How am I on the team? 318 00:13:32,134 --> 00:13:34,203 Mr. Payne, this is not a game. 319 00:13:34,203 --> 00:13:36,905 This is real life with real-life consequences. 320 00:13:36,905 --> 00:13:38,741 You would've realized that had you-- 321 00:13:38,741 --> 00:13:41,343 [All] --read the citation. 322 00:13:41,343 --> 00:13:44,747 We understand that. We messed up, okay? 323 00:13:44,747 --> 00:13:46,915 We--we didn't read it. 324 00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:50,419 So, what--what can we do now? 325 00:13:50,419 --> 00:13:51,653 Nothing. 326 00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:53,355 Petey and I have have been towing hoopties 327 00:13:53,355 --> 00:13:55,190 from neighborhoods for years. 328 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,859 We know how to deal with residents 329 00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:59,128 the likes of Curtis Payne. 330 00:13:59,128 --> 00:14:00,763 So what are you gonna do? 331 00:14:00,763 --> 00:14:02,231 It's already done. 332 00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:04,166 I mean, by now, Petey has retrieved 333 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,736 his spare set of keys and, uh, I'm sure he's gone. 334 00:14:07,736 --> 00:14:08,971 With the food truck? 335 00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:11,907 Oh, we're--we're way beyond that now. 336 00:14:11,907 --> 00:14:13,909 The truck is a crime scene. 337 00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:15,644 He's booted your tires. 338 00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:19,014 That truck's not going anywhere until the authorities arrive. 339 00:14:19,014 --> 00:14:20,382 Hah! Ta-ta! 340 00:14:20,382 --> 00:14:25,420 [music] 341 00:14:28,457 --> 00:14:29,424 What's up? 342 00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:42,037 I see you. 343 00:14:42,037 --> 00:14:44,406 I hear you. 344 00:14:44,406 --> 00:14:48,110 And I feel your frogginess gettin' a little too big. 345 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:50,712 So if you feel like you wanna jump... 346 00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:52,381 I mean, I would, but you'd probably just call 347 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:54,683 the cops on me, try and put me in prison. 348 00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:57,820 [laughs] 349 00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,054 You wanna get into it? 350 00:14:59,054 --> 00:15:01,023 I'm here, you here, what's up with it? 351 00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:03,025 Oh, you are feelin' froggy? 352 00:15:03,025 --> 00:15:05,294 Okay. 353 00:15:05,294 --> 00:15:06,995 Let's have a grown man conversation. 354 00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:08,630 Let's do it. I am grown. 355 00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:11,800 -And livin' where? -In your house. 356 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,370 -And what's my mantra? -Your house, your rules. 357 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,539 That's right, big man. 358 00:15:17,539 --> 00:15:19,074 Yeah, but what does that have to do with 359 00:15:19,074 --> 00:15:22,578 your archaic way of seeing the world? 360 00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:25,614 Tell you what. 361 00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:28,617 Convince me to see things the way you do. 362 00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:29,751 Okay. 363 00:15:29,751 --> 00:15:31,520 Prison reform, go. 364 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,256 Release all nonviolent offenders. 365 00:15:34,256 --> 00:15:36,959 How many releases we talkin' 'bout nationwide? 366 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,961 I don't know, I don't have the numbers in front of me. 367 00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:42,197 -I mean, where they gonna work? -There's always opportunity-- 368 00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:44,967 Where will they live? With you? 369 00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:49,104 You live with your daddy and his archaic ways of thinking. 370 00:15:49,104 --> 00:15:50,739 The homeless population can be decreased. 371 00:15:50,739 --> 00:15:54,743 Uh! You don't have enough information to back that one up, 372 00:15:54,743 --> 00:15:55,911 so you lost that one. 373 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:59,214 Let's move on to voter suppression, all right? 374 00:15:59,214 --> 00:16:01,950 Every American deserves the right to vote. 375 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:03,685 Agreed. 376 00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:05,787 I'm glad that we see the same on that one. 377 00:16:05,787 --> 00:16:07,155 -We do. -Thank God. 378 00:16:07,155 --> 00:16:11,426 Yeah. But Malik... 379 00:16:11,426 --> 00:16:13,061 you have to learn how to dialogue 380 00:16:13,061 --> 00:16:14,730 with different types of people. 381 00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:16,198 See, that's the problem with y'all. 382 00:16:16,198 --> 00:16:18,700 Y'all don't know how to talk these days. 383 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,635 Dad! 384 00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:20,736 It's hard trying to talk to people 385 00:16:20,736 --> 00:16:22,604 that are trying to suppress the vote. 386 00:16:22,604 --> 00:16:24,606 You can't even get through to them. 387 00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:28,043 Take it down, take it down a little bit, bruh. 388 00:16:28,043 --> 00:16:30,646 Look, Dad, I'm very passionate about these issues. 389 00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:33,515 You know that. 390 00:16:33,515 --> 00:16:36,551 I'm very proud that you have this job. 391 00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:40,022 But this job is gonna take you into places 392 00:16:40,022 --> 00:16:43,091 where you gonna try to change the way that people have thought 393 00:16:43,091 --> 00:16:45,193 for longer than you've been alive. 394 00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:49,798 Yeah, uh...I guess that is a pretty big ask. 395 00:16:49,798 --> 00:16:53,168 You gotta meet people where they are. 396 00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:56,204 I mean, that is good advice, I guess. 397 00:16:56,204 --> 00:16:57,806 Anything else? 398 00:16:57,806 --> 00:17:00,175 Son... 399 00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:01,376 I see things the way you do. 400 00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:04,346 I think the way you do. 401 00:17:04,346 --> 00:17:08,450 But you've gotta learn to articulate and inform 402 00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:12,387 the point of view with people who may not see things 403 00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:14,289 the way that you do. 404 00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:15,891 So you gotta educate yourself. 405 00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:17,993 You gotta inform yourself. 406 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,628 You can't get all emotional 407 00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:22,531 because somebody disagrees with you. 408 00:17:22,531 --> 00:17:24,499 You gotta be able to turn the switch 409 00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:28,370 and help them be able to see it your way. 410 00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:31,873 You can't just get huffy and catch an attitude. 411 00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:35,010 -You feel me? -Yeah. 412 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,378 -You're right. -Love you, man. 413 00:17:36,378 --> 00:17:37,713 Love you too, Dad. 414 00:17:37,713 --> 00:17:43,085 [music] 415 00:17:43,085 --> 00:17:44,586 Curtis... 416 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,688 Baby, what are you-- what are you doing? 417 00:17:46,688 --> 00:17:49,324 I'm going to take my truck back. 418 00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:51,426 Oh, baby, okay. Don't you think 419 00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:54,096 that you are in enough trouble already? 420 00:17:54,096 --> 00:17:56,598 No, I think I'm within my rights. 421 00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:58,834 That's what I think. Okay, that's my driveway, 422 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,503 it's my truck, and that's my business. 423 00:18:01,503 --> 00:18:05,340 Okay, let the police come and let's just talk it out. 424 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,975 The police, Ella? 425 00:18:06,975 --> 00:18:09,845 The police are not coming here to get no parking boots, okay? 426 00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:12,514 That woman is bluffing and I called it. 427 00:18:12,514 --> 00:18:15,417 Curtis, this feels like a bad idea. 428 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,786 The cops would've been here by now, Ella, okay? 429 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:21,490 That woman and that Petey, they runnin' a scam. 430 00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:24,693 Now, I'm going to get the boots off that truck. 431 00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:25,994 [door opens] 432 00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:34,436 -What got into Uncle Curtis? -Please. 433 00:18:34,436 --> 00:18:38,540 [chuckles] Please, please, please. 434 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,008 Okay, who booted Uncle Curtis' truck? 435 00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:42,911 That's a long story. It's just a long story. 436 00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:44,613 All right, well, would he be ready for tomorrow? 437 00:18:44,613 --> 00:18:47,249 He'll be ready--if he's free. 438 00:18:47,249 --> 00:18:48,717 What is going on? 439 00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:50,485 It's too much to talk about. 440 00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:53,321 It's too much to say. It's too much! 441 00:18:53,321 --> 00:18:57,926 There was a tow truck... and a fight. 442 00:18:57,926 --> 00:18:59,528 And a cougar. 443 00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:03,231 And Curtis might be going to jail. 444 00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:06,034 -What? -Going to jail for what? 445 00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:08,370 Being Curtis Payne! 446 00:19:10,806 --> 00:19:13,475 I did it. 447 00:19:13,475 --> 00:19:15,343 You did what? 448 00:19:15,343 --> 00:19:18,580 I took one for the team. 449 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:21,516 What team, Calvin? 450 00:19:21,516 --> 00:19:23,318 Let's just say Pops is off the hook 451 00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:27,522 and Petey and Glo aren't gonna press charges. 452 00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:29,591 What the hell happened in here today? 453 00:19:29,591 --> 00:19:33,328 Okay, Calvin, what exactly do you mean 454 00:19:33,328 --> 00:19:36,965 when you say you took one for the team? 455 00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:39,701 I went to Glo's house, 456 00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,837 and I did whatever she asked me to do. 457 00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:43,972 Oh, you really took one for the team! 458 00:19:43,972 --> 00:19:45,207 With the cougar! 459 00:19:45,207 --> 00:19:48,376 Oh, no, she's a saber tooth tiger. 460 00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:50,212 What did you do? 461 00:19:50,212 --> 00:19:52,314 I cut her grass. 462 00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:55,450 Baby, is that another metaphor? 463 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:57,986 No, no, no, no, I literally cut her grass. 464 00:19:57,986 --> 00:19:59,187 Shirtless. 465 00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:01,556 And--and she made me push one of them lawnmowers 466 00:20:01,556 --> 00:20:05,060 that only John Henry can push. 467 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,628 Is that it? 468 00:20:06,628 --> 00:20:08,697 No, she took selfies. 469 00:20:08,697 --> 00:20:11,666 So many selfies of me! 470 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:16,638 Okay, Calvin, baby, and did she say no charges? 471 00:20:16,638 --> 00:20:20,208 She said no charges. 472 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,878 Um, why is Uncle Curtis out here banging on the truck 473 00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:25,347 and the parking boot with a monkey wrench? 474 00:20:25,347 --> 00:20:26,648 Wait a minute. 475 00:20:26,648 --> 00:20:27,916 Didn't he say that propane tank was leaking? 476 00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:31,386 -Propane? What? -CJ...propane tank... 477 00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:34,089 Curtis? Curtis? 478 00:20:38,486 --> 00:20:44,592 [siren wailing] 479 00:21:24,777 --> 00:21:26,179 [music] 480 00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:28,548 [music]