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Can somebody please get
the rebound?
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I'm open, pass the ball!
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Hey, what's up, Junior?
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One sec, Dad, it's clutch time.
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For the win, bang!
Let's go.
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Mm, somebody's on
a winnin' streak, huh?
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Yeah, you know how I do.
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You want some, too?
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You sure about that?
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Ooh, and you were in
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-such a good place.
-[Junior] Bring it.
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Okay, I only got
one quarter in me.
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But, uh, how about the loser
makes us lunch?
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You better get to cookin' then,
Grandpa.
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Grandpa?
Ouch.
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Hey, man, stop cheatin'!
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Hey, my, my controller is
glitchin'.
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Dad, you're just makin' excuses.
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No, I'm tryin' to shoot,
but it keeps passin' the ball.
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Well, you might wanna pass
the controller,
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'cause that's game!
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Ugh...
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I'll take a peanut butter,
jelly sandwich, please.
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You just gon' cheat
your dad like that, huh?
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Don't be a sore loser, Dad.
Doesn't look good on you.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Anyways, how was work today?
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Whatever, cheater.
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Work was really good.
How was school?
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It was...
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Danica Roberts, who is that?
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Uh, I don't know, but I just
lost my appetite.
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Later, Pops.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is he.
How can I help you?
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Wait, he what?
He failed his math quizzes?
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No, he didn't mention
the suspension.
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Okay, yes, yes.
Thank you, I will handle it.
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I'll talk to him right now.
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Thank you.
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Junior, get out here!
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[upbeat music]
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Man, catch the damn ball, man!
It ain't rocket science.
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You know they can't hear you,
right?
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Well, thank you, guys.
I didn't know that.
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Mm, no problem, Daddy.
You know I got you.
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Here, baby.
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-Oh, thank you, babe.
-You're welcome.
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Wait, they really asked for
a copy of your tax returns?
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[Sylvester] Mm-hm.
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I mean, what did you tell 'em?
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I told 'em that we are
preparin' to release 'em
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for the past ten years.
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We intend to be very transparent
with the voters.
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Remember, Malik,
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the key to victory is honesty
and integrity.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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Thanks again for the ride home,
I really appreciate it.
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Oh, no problem.
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Um, Malik, are you going to
introduce us all to...?
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Uh, yeah, Counselman, uh,
this is my mom, uh, Janine,
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my dad C.J.,
my little sister Jazmine,
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and my girlfriend, Lisa.
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Everyone, this is
Counselman Dustman.
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Counselman, hi, it's a,
it's a pleasure to meet you.
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We've heard so much about you.
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Hopefully only good things.
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Oh, yeah, I don't know about
all that.
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Uh, C.J...
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No, I was talkin' about the,
about the game.
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Malik, what happened to
your car?
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Well, I bust the tire.
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But thankfully, Counselman was
able to give me a ride home.
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You know, I really wish there
was a way that I could, uh,
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repay you, um...
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You know, I got it.
I got a good idea.
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How about you come over and join
us for dinner?
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Yeah, I'm sure the Counselman
has better things to do, Malik.
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Oh, no, no, no, count me in!
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My mother told me it is rude to
turn down a free meal.
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-How's about tomorrow night?
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Sounds like Right? plan to me.
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-Well, actually...
-[Sylvester] Tomorrow it is!
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-I'll see you at work.
-Sounds good.
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Come on, let me walk you out.
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[chuckling]
Well, that all works out, man.
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[Sylvester] Y'all take care.
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[Malik] [chuckling]
Take care, Counselman.
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[Sylvester] Alright.
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[chuckling]
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What the hell just happened?
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[Jazmine] You just invited
your boss over here for dinner.
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Are you feelin' okay?
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I, I, I don't, I don't think so,
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'cause I really didn't mean
to do that.
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Why didn't y'all stop me?
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I tried!
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It's fine.
It's fine.
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You know what?
It's no big deal.
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I'm sure you did the right thing
by inviting him over.
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I need everything to be perfect.
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I need to lay down for a minute.
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I'm, I'm havin' anxiety.
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Rule number nine.
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You don't eat until
you do your homework.
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Dad, come on.
It's not that serious.
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Junior, if your education isn't
serious, then what is?
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Look, Junior, don't you get up
and walk away from me.
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I'm still talkin' to you.
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I'm gonna do my homework in
my room.
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Junior, I promise you...
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And see?
Look.
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See how quick you forgot?
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Let's go back to rule
number five.
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Rule number five:
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all homework needs to be done
in the living room
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with an adult present.
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Now, come sit down.
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Thank you.
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Hi, baby.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Hey, Junior.
How you doin'?
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How you feelin', handsome?
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What's goin' on?
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Well, Junior here has been
playin' around with
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his knuckle-headed friends,
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and failed his last two quizzes.
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Junior, is that true?
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Yes, ma'am.
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I am so disappointed in you.
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Yeah, so you have a lot of
work to do.
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Now, go get your textbooks.
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Wow.
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Okay, baby.
Let's just calm down.
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-Okay?
-I am calm,
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I'm just really upset right now.
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And he tried to keep it
a secret from me.
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Okay, see, now that's not okay.
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That, I don't agree with.
But what's your plan, baby?
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What are you gonna do?
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Well, I have some rules for him.
There they are.
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Listedon the fridge. there
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[Laura] Oh.
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Oh...
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-Yeah.
-Okay.
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Okay.
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Baby, this is a bit much,
don't you think?
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Look, don't be soft on the boy.
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Look, he's not applying
his self.
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Had he came here
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and picked up a book instead of
his video games,
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this wouldn't be happening.
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Okay, I agree with you.
You're right.
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-Alright?
-I know.
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But I just think goin'
Major Payne on him is, like,
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that's, that's not the answer.
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No, but sometimes I have to.
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I have to put my foot down
to get him back on track.
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I'm just sayin' there's more
than one way to skin a cat,
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that's all.
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What?
Have you been listening?
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Yes, I have been listening,
Calvin.
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It's just a figure of speech.
I'm just saying, like...
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You're doing a great job.
Okay?
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You're doin' an amazing job
with him right now.
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Alright?
But school can be hard.
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Well, it's not that hard if
he gets his priorities straight.
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Sweetheart, listen,
I'mma get dinner started.
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Okay?
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You finish helpin' Junior
with his homework.
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Alright?
Since it ain't so hard.
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Since it's so easy.
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Junior, how's your homework
goin'?
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Well, I'm kinda stuck.
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Oh, I bet you wish you were
payin' attention in class now,
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don't you?
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Never mind, I'll figure it out.
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Calvin!
Be nice!
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I am!
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[inaudible]
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Look, Junior, I been thinkin'.
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How 'bout, uh, how 'bout I help
you get your grades up?
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But if and only if
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you're willin' to do your part
in class.
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Okay, fine, that's a deal,
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but how are you gonna help me
with my grades?
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Well, I can just tutor you in
algebra.
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You gon' do it?
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Junior, give me your textbook.
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This is gon' be interesting.
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Mm.
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Alright, "When it comes to
impressing your boss
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with your family,
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it starts with making sure they
understand what's at stake."
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Okay?
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Is this really necessary?
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Yes.
Yes, Mom, it is.
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Alright, so, here we go.
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"The secret to wowing your boss
comes down to three things.
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Number one: is the meal
prepared to their liking?
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Number two: does your home seem
responsible and organized?"
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Okay?
And number three.
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"Does your boss like
your family's character?"
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Oh, well, that's easy.
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He gon' love us.
How could he not?
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No comment.
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Look, this job is really
important to me, okay?
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And I, I just wanna show how
important this is,
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and not losing my job
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is the best thing that could
happen.
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-Okay?
-Malik...
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Relax, okay?
He's just a man.
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All you have to do is be
yourself.
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Yeah, Malik, just be you.
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Well, maybe not all of you.
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Look. Everyone, it's not about
impressing him, okay?
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It's about proving that
I can be more.
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Malik, you can be more.
You already are.
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We all know that.
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Uh, can we gagain? these rules
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Is that okay with y'all?
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Are these microphones on?
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Can, did you not hear anything
that we have all said?
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[stammering] Okay, Mom.
Yes, I heard you.
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Okay?
But this is very important.
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Okay?
Look...
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Alright, so, uh...
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Janine is over the meals, and...
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Call one more time. name
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Sorry, Mom. Sorry about that.
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And, and remember, he's a vegan,
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so that means we all have to be
vegan for the night.
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-Okay?
-[Lisa groans]
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Uh, Dad, uh, can you make sure,
that this, uh,
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place is spotless?
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Wait a miway too far.kin' this
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Look, Dad, I want everything to
be perfect.
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So, I'm preparing for the worst.
Okay?
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[Deena] Hey, Malik!
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Lisa told me your boss is comin'
over for a family dinner.
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I couldn't decide which to wear.
What y'all think?
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Still prepared for the worst?
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[wacky music]
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No, no, you're wrong, son.
Look, listen.
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If x-8 = 16, x can't be 16, son.
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Well, it definitely isn't 17,
Dad.
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Okay, look, let's just start
from the top.
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Uh, we, we probably missed
a step somewhere, so...
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Look, Payne's don't quit.
We don't quit.
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We gonna figure this out, okay?
252
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Alright.
253
00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:42,900
[knocking on door]
254
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Keep workin' on that.
You got it.
255
00:09:48,305 --> 00:09:49,740
-Hey, what's up?
-What's up, man?
256
00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:51,041
You didn't see me callin' you?
257
00:09:51,642 --> 00:09:52,643
My bad, man.
258
00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:54,878
I've been so busy helpin' Junior
with his algebra.
259
00:09:54,878 --> 00:09:57,014
More like we're helpin'
each other.
260
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:57,981
I heard that.
261
00:09:58,849 --> 00:09:59,950
See?
262
00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,418
That'stalkin' about.rts is
263
00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:02,720
You're so busy tellin' jokes,
264
00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,054
you not focused on
your math homework.
265
00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,724
Hey, y'all need some help?
266
00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,392
'Cause y'all know I got
second place
267
00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:09,593
inmath competitionue
268
00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:11,128
two years in a row.
269
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-No.
-Yes.
270
00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:14,832
Stay out of grown folks'
business, Junior.
271
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Do your work.
Come on, come on.
272
00:10:18,902 --> 00:10:21,872
Hey, what's up with you and
Junior?
273
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I see y'all ggoin'.ittle tension
274
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,276
Man, the boy doesn't take
anything seriously.
275
00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:27,244
Everything's a game.
276
00:10:28,112 --> 00:10:30,414
Well, yeah, you're a kid.
What you expect?
277
00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:33,484
I expect him to do his work
in school.
278
00:10:33,484 --> 00:10:35,052
Is that too much to ask?
279
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,153
No, not at all.
280
00:10:36,153 --> 00:10:37,688
I mean, he goright?t his grades,
281
00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,823
But, you knowhim.ke it easy on
282
00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:41,558
You remember how hard it is
to be a kid.
283
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:43,794
Especially when you got
a strict dad
284
00:10:43,794 --> 00:10:45,629
yellin' at you for
every mistake that you make.
285
00:10:46,497 --> 00:10:48,398
I'm tryin', bro, I really am.
286
00:10:48,966 --> 00:10:50,701
Hey, man, come on, you know
you ain't
287
00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:52,069
have it all the way
figured out.
288
00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,203
None of us did.
289
00:10:54,471 --> 00:10:55,906
You got a point.
290
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,508
Come on, man.
I stay on point.
291
00:10:57,508 --> 00:10:58,976
I be knowin' what I'm talkin'
about.
292
00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:02,913
Alright, yeah, there we go,
kiddo, alright.
293
00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:06,817
So, next we got x-2 = 8.
294
00:11:07,351 --> 00:11:09,887
So, remember, x can be the
number of dragon orbs,
295
00:11:09,887 --> 00:11:11,088
or infinity rocks.
296
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,289
That's up to you.
297
00:11:12,289 --> 00:11:15,592
So, first I add the one to
the two, and x = 10?
298
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,196
Come on, man, you gotta say that
with some confidence, Junior.
299
00:11:19,196 --> 00:11:20,764
It's math, you can't be
guessin'.
300
00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:23,066
X = ten dragon orbs.
301
00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:25,135
Ah, now we're learnin', yeah.
302
00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:26,336
Nice job, Junior.
303
00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:27,404
Thanks, Dad.
Hey.
304
00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:29,072
I think I'm ready to take
the quiz now.
305
00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:30,741
You sure about that?
306
00:11:30,741 --> 00:11:31,942
Maybe you should practice
a little more.
307
00:11:32,476 --> 00:11:33,477
Come on, it can't be that hard.
308
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,613
I don't know, man, you might
wanna listen to your pops
309
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,848
on that one, man.
310
00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:39,283
You know, with math,
practice makes perfect.
311
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,350
Take your time.
312
00:11:41,218 --> 00:11:42,452
I know I'm ready.
313
00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:45,055
Okay, Junior, but make sure
you take your time.
314
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,859
Looks like he's finally gettin'
it, thank you.
315
00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:51,328
Hey, man, sometimes you just
gotta meet kids where they are.
316
00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:55,332
[calm music]
317
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,404
What the hell?
318
00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,073
Where is my furniture?
319
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:05,976
Malik, get down here!
320
00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,379
Dang ion your faces.e look
321
00:12:10,714 --> 00:12:12,816
-Hey.
-[indistinct]
322
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:13,984
What's goin' on here?
323
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,119
Oh, look, Dad, just relax.
Okay?
324
00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:18,121
It's all rented,
it's all rented, it's okay.
325
00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:19,256
Okay?
326
00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:21,225
Pookie had somebody come in
clutch for me,
327
00:12:21,225 --> 00:12:23,293
and all I gotta do is help
them with their resume.
328
00:12:23,293 --> 00:12:24,828
-Pookie?
-[Malik] Yeah.
329
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,097
Where, where, where is my couch?
330
00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:29,466
Mom, come on, now,
that dated stuff?
331
00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:31,702
I'm tryin' to elevate us around
here, okay?
332
00:12:31,702 --> 00:12:34,037
That, low vibrational.s just
333
00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,407
Well, you about to be
low vibration, six feet under.
334
00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:38,442
Where is my couch?!
335
00:12:38,442 --> 00:12:40,010
Okay, calm down, calm down!
Please.
336
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,480
Wow, it looks so good in here!
337
00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:45,682
Thank God y'all got rid of
that old furniture.
338
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,017
It was so 2001.
339
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,852
Baby, baby, baby, come on.
340
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,354
-Come on.
-Just one.
341
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:53,257
Look, please, you know, just go
get changed, alright?
342
00:12:53,257 --> 00:12:54,324
He's almost here.
343
00:12:57,094 --> 00:12:59,062
Lisa, that's not the dress
I picked out for you.
344
00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:00,030
Malik...
345
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,498
Don't start with me.
346
00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:04,201
Dude, would you chill?
You are not at work, okay?
347
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,603
This supposed to be a fun night,
and you makin' it weird.
348
00:13:06,603 --> 00:13:08,505
That's whalright?re wrong,
349
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,040
I am working tonight.
Okay?
350
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,476
My job is on the line,
so I might as well act like it.
351
00:13:12,476 --> 00:13:13,844
[doorbell ringing]
352
00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:15,412
Uh, uh, alright, he's here.
353
00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:16,780
Uh, Mom, Dad!
354
00:13:18,315 --> 00:13:19,816
Mom, Dad, come on!
355
00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:21,685
What do you want?!
356
00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:23,353
[Malik] What in the world?
357
00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:25,455
You two haven't changed,
what is goin' on?
358
00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:27,658
Oh, I'm sorry, did we...?
We said we was gonna change.
359
00:13:27,658 --> 00:13:29,359
We didn't say we're gonna
change, we're not changing,
360
00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:30,294
change is bad!
361
00:13:31,361 --> 00:13:33,764
Ooh, I'm so tired of
these country low vibrations.
362
00:13:33,764 --> 00:13:35,132
Alright, look,
363
00:13:35,132 --> 00:13:37,935
are we all clear on the do's and
don't's around here?
364
00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:41,371
Well, I'm clear about the do's,
I don't know about the don't's.
365
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,542
Malik, vthat door.rself to
366
00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:52,883
Ah, Counselman, welcome!
367
00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:55,319
Malik.
Whoa...
368
00:13:55,953 --> 00:13:57,654
I love whthe place.done with
369
00:13:57,654 --> 00:13:59,323
You guys have been busy, huh?
370
00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:01,058
Now, that'sabout.I'm talkin'
371
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:03,427
A chocolate man.
Hey, Counselman.
372
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:06,396
You definitely got my vote.
These for me?
373
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:08,265
Oh-ho-ho, I guess so.
374
00:14:08,465 --> 00:14:09,967
Thank you.
375
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,635
Let me take you over here
to the couch.
376
00:14:11,635 --> 00:14:13,003
Have a seat.
377
00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:17,774
Hey, Junior, you already done?
How'd you do?
378
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,043
I got a 68.
Man, I hate this class.
379
00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:21,912
Junior, your time! to take
380
00:14:21,912 --> 00:14:23,046
Why are you rushin' it?
381
00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:24,114
Dad, leave me alone.
382
00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:28,151
Look, let me, let me deal with
it.
383
00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:29,319
Alright,Alright. it bro.
384
00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:30,454
-Thank-No problem. help.
385
00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:32,489
Junior.
386
00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,424
Well, I just...
387
00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:37,527
Hey, Miss Ella, Mr. Payne.
Y'all lookin' well.
388
00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:39,696
-Hey, Peanut.
-What's up?
389
00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:40,831
Get out my face, Peanut.
390
00:14:40,831 --> 00:14:42,432
I was already leavin'.
391
00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:43,333
Shut the door behind you.
392
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,736
What are y'all doin' here?
393
00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:47,738
Oh, we was just in
the neighborhood,
394
00:14:47,738 --> 00:14:51,541
and your mama insisted that we
come and check on you.
395
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,709
Yeah, baby.
396
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:54,177
So, okay, baby?
He's fine.
397
00:14:54,177 --> 00:14:56,546
Everything is good.
Can we go now?
398
00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,981
Hush, Curtis.
399
00:14:58,348 --> 00:14:59,750
How are you, son?
400
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,651
Where's Calvin, Jr.?
401
00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:03,954
We are noright now.est terms
402
00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:05,088
He's in his room.
403
00:15:05,088 --> 00:15:06,857
Mm-hm.
What happened?
404
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,560
Look, he is having
a tough time in school.
405
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:13,797
I tried to be hard on him
to get him in line,
406
00:15:13,797 --> 00:15:15,465
I evewith his work.' him
407
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,801
But how can I be tough on him
408
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,669
and still show him that I mean
well?
409
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:23,106
You gotta find that,
that healthy balance.
410
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,576
readin' comprehension?
411
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,114
Almost flunked two times.
412
00:15:32,249 --> 00:15:33,950
-Put y-[Ella] Mm-hm.chool.
413
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,485
And that's when you started
actin' out.
414
00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:37,220
-Yeah.
-[Ella] Mm!
415
00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:39,589
Yeah, but you know what?
416
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,324
You didn't give up.
417
00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:45,962
Yeah, it's just part of it,
baby.
418
00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:47,330
[Curtis] Mm-hm.
419
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:50,467
You know, uh, making mistakes
and learning from them,
420
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,536
even as a parent.
421
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:58,175
Also, Calvin,
don't be a dictator.
422
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,344
Be his dad.
423
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,281
[groovy music]
424
00:16:05,082 --> 00:16:07,951
Uh, Lisa, some tofu?h, pass me
425
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,654
You can have it all.
426
00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:12,155
Oh, thank you.
427
00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:17,127
Oh, didvegan tacos?e these
428
00:16:17,127 --> 00:16:20,330
Yes, yes, these are vegan
portabella mushroom tacos.
429
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,798
There are very...
Thank you.
430
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:23,133
Very, very delicious.
431
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,301
Thereyou'd like some.ms if
432
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:26,803
-You should try them.
-Mm, sure, yes.
433
00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:28,205
-Thank you?
-You're welcome.
434
00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:29,506
Uh...
435
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,441
I must say, Malik, uh,
436
00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:33,243
your, your family is a lot
different than I expected.
437
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,711
I didn't take you all
to be vegans.
438
00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,079
Oh...
439
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,581
And this house, I mean,
it's a lot different
440
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,715
than it was before.
441
00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:39,883
Yeah...
442
00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:41,485
I mean, we're full of surprises,
you know?
443
00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:44,621
Yeah, we had to, uh, change
the furniture up, you know?
444
00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:47,691
It was kinda, uh, country,
low-vibrational vibes
445
00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:48,925
[indistinct].
446
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,062
Little dated, too.
Right, Mom, right?
447
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:54,231
You're so right.
448
00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:57,100
Uh, Mr. Payne, you must be
very proud of your son.
449
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,635
He's a good young man.
450
00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:00,403
I am, actually.
451
00:17:00,971 --> 00:17:03,573
He's operating at
a very high vibration.
452
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,711
Uh, uh, this food, it's, it's,
uh, amazing, Mrs. Payne.
453
00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:08,879
Thank you, thank you.
454
00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:10,147
I feel ashamed to ask,
455
00:17:10,147 --> 00:17:12,082
but do you have anything
that's, like, not vegan?
456
00:17:12,082 --> 00:17:13,783
Like some pork chops or ribs,
or somethin'?
457
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,118
Uh, ox tail?
458
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,620
Aren't you vegan, Counselman?
459
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,556
Uh, no, uh, the campaign manager
insisted I say that.
460
00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:21,324
Something about it does better
in the polls.
461
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:24,394
I like fried chicken and
things of that nature, you know?
462
00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:25,929
Um...
463
00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:28,565
Look, Counselman,
I have a confession.
464
00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:29,633
Now, now, Malik...
465
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,401
-Look, Mom...
-You made us do all this,
466
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:32,636
you sure you wanna do that?
467
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,137
It's fine, it's fine.
468
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,672
[indistinct]
469
00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:36,940
Thank you, it must happen.
470
00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:41,178
Look, Counselman, I haven't been
being honest with you tonight,
471
00:17:41,178 --> 00:17:42,846
and I wanna apologize.
472
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,016
I made my mom make this big
vegan spread
473
00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:48,151
with different options for you.
474
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,953
I changed the furniture to
try to impress you.
475
00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,289
I made all of us get dressed up.
476
00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:54,457
Well, the ones that
participated.
477
00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:55,692
Boy...
478
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,830
All that, just to make you think
we were somethin' different.
479
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,399
And to be honest...
480
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,735
We're not that at all.
481
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,871
Okay?
We're nothing like this.
482
00:18:08,071 --> 00:18:09,973
Well, except for Ms. Deena.
483
00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:11,708
Uh, that's her authentic self.
484
00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:14,211
Guilty as charged.
485
00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:18,949
Look, everybody, please just be
yourselves, alright?
486
00:18:18,949 --> 00:18:20,150
[Jazmine] Finally.
487
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,585
Just relax and be ourselves.
488
00:18:21,585 --> 00:18:22,619
Thank God.
489
00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:24,754
Well, I appreMalik.your honesty,
490
00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:28,024
Show me what true integrity
and character looks like.
491
00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:30,327
I'm really glad you're on
my campaign.
492
00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:33,530
Wow, really?
493
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,364
Yeah.
494
00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:36,833
Takes a real man to stay true
to himself and his family.
495
00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,170
Well, I should get outta here.
496
00:18:41,171 --> 00:18:44,074
Uh, thank you all for
a really nice evening.
497
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,443
Thank you, Ms. Payne.
498
00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:49,045
-You're, you're quite welcome.
-[Jazmine] See ya.
499
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,114
And, uh, for the record,
500
00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:52,716
I liked the old furniture a lot
better.
501
00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:55,352
Feels like a home.
502
00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:56,353
Mm.
503
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,121
Ha!
504
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,225
Thank you so much, Counselman.
You've got my vote.
505
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,461
Counselman...
506
00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:07,197
Do you need a ride?
507
00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:10,700
UhUh, yes, I do.t?
508
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,903
Deena, um, uh, you're very nice.
509
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,139
Uh, I admire a woman
who's comfortable bein' herself.
510
00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:18,441
Well, that's the only way
I know how to be.
511
00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:22,279
-You can take it or leave it.
-[laughing]
512
00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:24,147
-Well, I will take it.
-[both laughing]
513
00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:25,348
Let's go!
514
00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:26,716
You know where we can get
some real food?
515
00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:27,584
Absolutely.
516
00:19:27,984 --> 00:19:29,519
Some barbecue ribs or something,
you know, ox tail?
517
00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:33,290
Please, absolutely,
without those mushroom tacos.
518
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:34,724
Wait, thyou try 'em! good if
519
00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:37,427
Mom, come on, it's okay.
I thought they were good.
520
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,663
-You think they're good?
-I think they're good.
521
00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:40,997
That's my baby.
522
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,132
I'm really proud of you, son.
523
00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:43,433
Hey, thanks, Pops.
524
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,102
Yeah, yeah, I'm really proud of
you, too.
525
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,237
Thank you, Mom.
526
00:19:47,237 --> 00:19:48,772
[Janine] Mm-hm.
527
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,340
I want my house spotless,
528
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,808
and I want my furniture back
by morning.
529
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:53,877
Okay, I can, I can,
I can do that.
530
00:19:53,877 --> 00:19:55,945
-[stammering] It's understood.
531
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,614
-Alright, yeah.
-Mm-hm.
532
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,317
And get rid of all of them
Roman statues, too.
533
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,253
Alright.
534
00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:05,655
[groovy music]
535
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,409
Heapologize to youna
536
00:20:08,409 --> 00:20:09,643
for bein' so tough on you.
537
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:12,846
I guess there's a piece of me
that wants you to do
538
00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,148
better than I did,
539
00:20:14,148 --> 00:20:16,850
but I want you to know
I love you no matter how you do.
540
00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:20,220
I love you too, and I'm sorry
for not bein' honest
541
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,956
about my grades and doin'
my homework.
542
00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:23,991
I accept your apology.
543
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,460
And you know, as long as I see
progress with your grades,
544
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,494
I'mma back off of you.
545
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:30,698
You know what?
546
00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:32,032
I'm gonna go work on
my math homework.
547
00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:35,302
Well, how about we have
a little rematch
548
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,537
before we go back to work?
549
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:39,340
Dad, you didn't learn
your lesson?
550
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:41,375
Come on, let's do it.
551
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,114
What?
Why's my controller not workin'?
552
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,650
-Stop, stop cheatin', bro.
553
00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:50,618
No excuses.
554
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,419
That was nasty!
555
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:53,921
Let's watch that replay.