1 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:02,102 Can somebody please get the rebound? 2 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,237 I'm open, pass the ball! 3 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:05,772 Hey, what's up, Junior? 4 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:07,307 One sec, Dad, it's clutch time. 5 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:09,609 For the win, bang! Let's go. 6 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,778 Mm, somebody's on a winnin' streak, huh? 7 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,113 Yeah, you know how I do. 8 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:14,481 You want some, too? 9 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:15,882 You sure about that? 10 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:16,983 Ooh, and you were in 11 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:17,851 -such a good place. -[Junior] Bring it. 12 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,086 Okay, I only got one quarter in me. 13 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:22,355 But, uh, how about the loser makes us lunch? 14 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,090 You better get to cookin' then, Grandpa. 15 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:26,960 Grandpa? Ouch. 16 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:29,429 Hey, man, stop cheatin'! 17 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,431 Hey, my, my controller is glitchin'. 18 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:33,400 Dad, you're just makin' excuses. 19 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,802 No, I'm tryin' to shoot, but it keeps passin' the ball. 20 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:37,270 Well, you might wanna pass the controller, 21 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,738 'cause that's game! 22 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:39,773 Ugh... 23 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:44,177 I'll take a peanut butter, jelly sandwich, please. 24 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:45,578 You just gon' cheat your dad like that, huh? 25 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,816 Don't be a sore loser, Dad. Doesn't look good on you. 26 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,050 Yeah, whatever. 27 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,686 Anyways, how was work today? 28 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:55,021 Whatever, cheater. 29 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,490 Work was really good. How was school? 30 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,192 It was... 31 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:00,827 Danica Roberts, who is that? 32 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,264 Uh, I don't know, but I just lost my appetite. 33 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:05,465 Later, Pops. 34 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:07,100 Hello? 35 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:09,736 Yes, this is he. How can I help you? 36 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:15,175 Wait, he what? He failed his math quizzes? 37 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,479 No, he didn't mention the suspension. 38 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:22,449 Okay, yes, yes. Thank you, I will handle it. 39 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:23,783 I'll talk to him right now. 40 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:24,717 Thank you. 41 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,086 Junior, get out here! 42 00:01:31,817 --> 00:01:43,762 [upbeat music] 43 00:01:57,610 --> 00:02:01,280 Man, catch the damn ball, man! It ain't rocket science. 44 00:02:02,147 --> 00:02:03,682 You know they can't hear you, right? 45 00:02:04,483 --> 00:02:06,852 Well, thank you, guys. I didn't know that. 46 00:02:07,186 --> 00:02:09,154 Mm, no problem, Daddy. You know I got you. 47 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,223 Here, baby. 48 00:02:11,223 --> 00:02:12,858 -Oh, thank you, babe. -You're welcome. 49 00:02:15,361 --> 00:02:18,297 Wait, they really asked for a copy of your tax returns? 50 00:02:18,297 --> 00:02:19,398 [Sylvester] Mm-hm. 51 00:02:19,398 --> 00:02:20,699 I mean, what did you tell 'em? 52 00:02:20,699 --> 00:02:22,735 I told 'em that we are preparin' to release 'em 53 00:02:22,735 --> 00:02:24,203 for the past ten years. 54 00:02:24,203 --> 00:02:26,805 We intend to be very transparent with the voters. 55 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,807 Remember, Malik, 56 00:02:28,807 --> 00:02:31,844 the key to victory is honesty and integrity. 57 00:02:32,144 --> 00:02:34,113 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 58 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:36,749 Thanks again for the ride home, I really appreciate it. 59 00:02:36,749 --> 00:02:37,583 Oh, no problem. 60 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:40,886 Um, Malik, are you going to introduce us all to...? 61 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:44,590 Uh, yeah, Counselman, uh, this is my mom, uh, Janine, 62 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:46,992 my dad C.J., my little sister Jazmine, 63 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,260 and my girlfriend, Lisa. 64 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:49,828 Everyone, this is Counselman Dustman. 65 00:02:49,828 --> 00:02:52,164 Counselman, hi, it's a, it's a pleasure to meet you. 66 00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:53,565 We've heard so much about you. 67 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:55,234 Hopefully only good things. 68 00:02:55,234 --> 00:02:57,102 Oh, yeah, I don't know about all that. 69 00:02:57,102 --> 00:02:58,404 Uh, C.J... 70 00:02:58,404 --> 00:03:00,372 No, I was talkin' about the, about the game. 71 00:03:00,372 --> 00:03:02,808 Malik, what happened to your car? 72 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,443 Well, I bust the tire. 73 00:03:04,443 --> 00:03:07,646 But thankfully, Counselman was able to give me a ride home. 74 00:03:08,447 --> 00:03:10,315 You know, I really wish there was a way that I could, uh, 75 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,450 repay you, um... 76 00:03:12,184 --> 00:03:13,786 You know, I got it. I got a good idea. 77 00:03:13,786 --> 00:03:16,088 How about you come over and join us for dinner? 78 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:19,858 Yeah, I'm sure the Counselman has better things to do, Malik. 79 00:03:19,858 --> 00:03:21,694 Oh, no, no, no, count me in! 80 00:03:21,694 --> 00:03:24,797 My mother told me it is rude to turn down a free meal. 81 00:03:24,797 --> 00:03:26,498 -How's about tomorrow night? 82 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,400 Sounds like Right? plan to me. 83 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,768 -Well, actually... -[Sylvester] Tomorrow it is! 84 00:03:29,768 --> 00:03:31,270 -I'll see you at work. -Sounds good. 85 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:32,905 Come on, let me walk you out. 86 00:03:32,905 --> 00:03:35,074 [chuckling] Well, that all works out, man. 87 00:03:35,074 --> 00:03:36,341 [Sylvester] Y'all take care. 88 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,910 [Malik] [chuckling] Take care, Counselman. 89 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:38,911 [Sylvester] Alright. 90 00:03:38,911 --> 00:03:40,546 [chuckling] 91 00:03:40,546 --> 00:03:42,414 What the hell just happened? 92 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:47,352 [Jazmine] You just invited your boss over here for dinner. 93 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:48,954 Are you feelin' okay? 94 00:03:48,954 --> 00:03:50,456 I, I, I don't, I don't think so, 95 00:03:50,456 --> 00:03:51,957 'cause I really didn't mean to do that. 96 00:03:51,957 --> 00:03:53,092 Why didn't y'all stop me? 97 00:03:53,092 --> 00:03:54,359 I tried! 98 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,162 It's fine. It's fine. 99 00:03:57,162 --> 00:03:58,297 You know what? It's no big deal. 100 00:03:58,664 --> 00:04:00,132 I'm sure you did the right thing by inviting him over. 101 00:04:00,499 --> 00:04:03,235 I need everything to be perfect. 102 00:04:03,969 --> 00:04:05,237 I need to lay down for a minute. 103 00:04:05,237 --> 00:04:06,772 I'm, I'm havin' anxiety. 104 00:04:08,741 --> 00:04:09,808 Rule number nine. 105 00:04:10,609 --> 00:04:12,544 You don't eat until you do your homework. 106 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,747 Dad, come on. It's not that serious. 107 00:04:14,747 --> 00:04:17,850 Junior, if your education isn't serious, then what is? 108 00:04:19,451 --> 00:04:21,954 Look, Junior, don't you get up and walk away from me. 109 00:04:21,954 --> 00:04:23,489 I'm still talkin' to you. 110 00:04:23,489 --> 00:04:25,124 I'm gonna do my homework in my room. 111 00:04:25,124 --> 00:04:26,492 Junior, I promise you... 112 00:04:26,492 --> 00:04:27,860 And see? Look. 113 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,194 See how quick you forgot? 114 00:04:29,194 --> 00:04:30,262 Let's go back to rule number five. 115 00:04:30,262 --> 00:04:31,597 Rule number five: 116 00:04:31,597 --> 00:04:33,866 all homework needs to be done in the living room 117 00:04:33,866 --> 00:04:35,000 with an adult present. 118 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,635 Now, come sit down. 119 00:04:37,669 --> 00:04:38,537 Thank you. 120 00:04:39,605 --> 00:04:40,472 Hi, baby. 121 00:04:40,472 --> 00:04:41,540 -Hey. -Hi. 122 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,642 Hey, Junior. How you doin'? 123 00:04:44,476 --> 00:04:45,611 How you feelin', handsome? 124 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,714 What's goin' on? 125 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:51,517 Well, Junior here has been playin' around with 126 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:53,018 his knuckle-headed friends, 127 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:54,586 and failed his last two quizzes. 128 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,723 Junior, is that true? 129 00:04:57,723 --> 00:04:58,757 Yes, ma'am. 130 00:04:59,158 --> 00:05:00,726 I am so disappointed in you. 131 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,295 Yeah, so you have a lot of work to do. 132 00:05:03,295 --> 00:05:04,496 Now, go get your textbooks. 133 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:08,700 Wow. 134 00:05:10,202 --> 00:05:12,437 Okay, baby. Let's just calm down. 135 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,339 -Okay? -I am calm, 136 00:05:14,339 --> 00:05:16,008 I'm just really upset right now. 137 00:05:16,008 --> 00:05:18,043 And he tried to keep it a secret from me. 138 00:05:18,043 --> 00:05:20,179 Okay, see, now that's not okay. 139 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:24,149 That, I don't agree with. But what's your plan, baby? 140 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:25,150 What are you gonna do? 141 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:27,419 Well, I have some rules for him. There they are. 142 00:05:27,419 --> 00:05:28,921 Listedon the fridge. there 143 00:05:28,921 --> 00:05:30,055 [Laura] Oh. 144 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:32,891 Oh... 145 00:05:33,892 --> 00:05:34,960 -Yeah. -Okay. 146 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,261 Okay. 147 00:05:36,261 --> 00:05:39,097 Baby, this is a bit much, don't you think? 148 00:05:39,097 --> 00:05:40,766 Look, don't be soft on the boy. 149 00:05:40,766 --> 00:05:42,467 Look, he's not applying his self. 150 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,936 Had he came here 151 00:05:43,936 --> 00:05:45,637 and picked up a book instead of his video games, 152 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:46,939 this wouldn't be happening. 153 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,508 Okay, I agree with you. You're right. 154 00:05:49,942 --> 00:05:51,210 -Alright? -I know. 155 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:53,345 But I just think goin' Major Payne on him is, like, 156 00:05:53,345 --> 00:05:55,113 that's, that's not the answer. 157 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:56,548 No, but sometimes I have to. 158 00:05:56,548 --> 00:05:58,984 I have to put my foot down to get him back on track. 159 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,320 I'm just sayin' there's more than one way to skin a cat, 160 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,387 that's all. 161 00:06:02,387 --> 00:06:04,423 What? Have you been listening? 162 00:06:04,423 --> 00:06:06,959 Yes, I have been listening, Calvin. 163 00:06:07,526 --> 00:06:09,094 It's just a figure of speech. I'm just saying, like... 164 00:06:10,562 --> 00:06:12,531 You're doing a great job. Okay? 165 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:15,634 You're doin' an amazing job with him right now. 166 00:06:15,634 --> 00:06:17,703 Alright? But school can be hard. 167 00:06:18,036 --> 00:06:21,106 Well, it's not that hard if he gets his priorities straight. 168 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,142 Sweetheart, listen, I'mma get dinner started. 169 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:25,410 Okay? 170 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:27,412 You finish helpin' Junior with his homework. 171 00:06:27,412 --> 00:06:29,414 Alright? Since it ain't so hard. 172 00:06:29,414 --> 00:06:30,816 Since it's so easy. 173 00:06:34,653 --> 00:06:36,688 Junior, how's your homework goin'? 174 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,156 Well, I'm kinda stuck. 175 00:06:38,156 --> 00:06:40,993 Oh, I bet you wish you were payin' attention in class now, 176 00:06:40,993 --> 00:06:42,127 don't you? 177 00:06:42,127 --> 00:06:43,495 Never mind, I'll figure it out. 178 00:06:43,495 --> 00:06:45,931 Calvin! Be nice! 179 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:46,932 I am! 180 00:06:46,932 --> 00:06:49,534 [inaudible] 181 00:06:50,669 --> 00:06:54,106 Look, Junior, I been thinkin'. 182 00:06:54,106 --> 00:06:57,442 How 'bout, uh, how 'bout I help you get your grades up? 183 00:06:57,442 --> 00:06:59,344 But if and only if 184 00:06:59,344 --> 00:07:00,779 you're willin' to do your part in class. 185 00:07:01,346 --> 00:07:02,881 Okay, fine, that's a deal, 186 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,983 but how are you gonna help me with my grades? 187 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:09,154 Well, I can just tutor you in algebra. 188 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,492 You gon' do it? 189 00:07:13,492 --> 00:07:14,860 Junior, give me your textbook. 190 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,628 This is gon' be interesting. 191 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,499 Mm. 192 00:07:23,035 --> 00:07:25,037 Alright, "When it comes to impressing your boss 193 00:07:25,037 --> 00:07:26,271 with your family, 194 00:07:26,772 --> 00:07:29,041 it starts with making sure they understand what's at stake." 195 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:30,075 Okay? 196 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,310 Is this really necessary? 197 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,844 Yes. Yes, Mom, it is. 198 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,013 Alright, so, here we go. 199 00:07:35,013 --> 00:07:38,050 "The secret to wowing your boss comes down to three things. 200 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:40,619 Number one: is the meal prepared to their liking? 201 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:45,757 Number two: does your home seem responsible and organized?" 202 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,192 Okay? And number three. 203 00:07:47,192 --> 00:07:49,461 "Does your boss like your family's character?" 204 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:50,929 Oh, well, that's easy. 205 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,898 He gon' love us. How could he not? 206 00:07:53,465 --> 00:07:54,566 No comment. 207 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,236 Look, this job is really important to me, okay? 208 00:07:58,236 --> 00:08:00,272 And I, I just wanna show how important this is, 209 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,840 and not losing my job 210 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,408 is the best thing that could happen. 211 00:08:03,408 --> 00:08:04,676 -Okay? -Malik... 212 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:06,545 Relax, okay? He's just a man. 213 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:09,181 All you have to do is be yourself. 214 00:08:09,181 --> 00:08:11,183 Yeah, Malik, just be you. 215 00:08:11,183 --> 00:08:12,718 Well, maybe not all of you. 216 00:08:14,019 --> 00:08:17,422 Look. Everyone, it's not about impressing him, okay? 217 00:08:17,422 --> 00:08:19,658 It's about proving that I can be more. 218 00:08:19,658 --> 00:08:21,593 Malik, you can be more. You already are. 219 00:08:21,593 --> 00:08:22,828 We all know that. 220 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,397 Uh, can we gagain? these rules 221 00:08:25,397 --> 00:08:26,531 Is that okay with y'all? 222 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,600 Are these microphones on? 223 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,470 Can, did you not hear anything that we have all said? 224 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,472 [stammering] Okay, Mom. Yes, I heard you. 225 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:34,773 Okay? But this is very important. 226 00:08:34,773 --> 00:08:36,174 Okay? Look... 227 00:08:36,174 --> 00:08:37,409 Alright, so, uh... 228 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:40,245 Janine is over the meals, and... 229 00:08:40,245 --> 00:08:41,947 Hey, hey, hey. 230 00:08:41,947 --> 00:08:44,216 Call one more time. name 231 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,818 Sorry, Mom. Sorry about that. 232 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,420 And, and remember, he's a vegan, 233 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:50,622 so that means we all have to be vegan for the night. 234 00:08:50,622 --> 00:08:51,823 -Okay? -[Lisa groans] 235 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:54,659 Uh, Dad, uh, can you make sure, that this, uh, 236 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:55,694 place is spotless? 237 00:08:55,961 --> 00:08:57,863 Wait a miway too far.kin' this 238 00:08:57,863 --> 00:09:00,565 Look, Dad, I want everything to be perfect. 239 00:09:00,565 --> 00:09:02,134 So, I'm preparing for the worst. Okay? 240 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,805 [Deena] Hey, Malik! 241 00:09:06,805 --> 00:09:10,108 Lisa told me your boss is comin' over for a family dinner. 242 00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:13,145 I couldn't decide which to wear. What y'all think? 243 00:09:14,713 --> 00:09:16,214 Still prepared for the worst? 244 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,216 [wacky music] 245 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,247 No, no, you're wrong, son. Look, listen. 246 00:09:23,247 --> 00:09:28,285 If x-8 = 16, x can't be 16, son. 247 00:09:28,552 --> 00:09:30,587 Well, it definitely isn't 17, Dad. 248 00:09:30,921 --> 00:09:32,856 Okay, look, let's just start from the top. 249 00:09:32,856 --> 00:09:35,559 Uh, we, we probably missed a step somewhere, so... 250 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,829 Look, Payne's don't quit. We don't quit. 251 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,297 We gonna figure this out, okay? 252 00:09:40,297 --> 00:09:41,365 Alright. 253 00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:42,900 [knocking on door] 254 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,535 Keep workin' on that. You got it. 255 00:09:48,305 --> 00:09:49,740 -Hey, what's up? -What's up, man? 256 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:51,041 You didn't see me callin' you? 257 00:09:51,642 --> 00:09:52,643 My bad, man. 258 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:54,878 I've been so busy helpin' Junior with his algebra. 259 00:09:54,878 --> 00:09:57,014 More like we're helpin' each other. 260 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:57,981 I heard that. 261 00:09:58,849 --> 00:09:59,950 See? 262 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,418 That'stalkin' about.rts is 263 00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:02,720 You're so busy tellin' jokes, 264 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,054 you not focused on your math homework. 265 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,724 Hey, y'all need some help? 266 00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,392 'Cause y'all know I got second place 267 00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:09,593 inmath competitionue 268 00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:11,128 two years in a row. 269 00:10:11,128 --> 00:10:12,162 -No. -Yes. 270 00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:14,832 Stay out of grown folks' business, Junior. 271 00:10:14,832 --> 00:10:17,334 Do your work. Come on, come on. 272 00:10:18,902 --> 00:10:21,872 Hey, what's up with you and Junior? 273 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,874 I see y'all ggoin'.ittle tension 274 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,276 Man, the boy doesn't take anything seriously. 275 00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:27,244 Everything's a game. 276 00:10:28,112 --> 00:10:30,414 Well, yeah, you're a kid. What you expect? 277 00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:33,484 I expect him to do his work in school. 278 00:10:33,484 --> 00:10:35,052 Is that too much to ask? 279 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,153 No, not at all. 280 00:10:36,153 --> 00:10:37,688 I mean, he goright?t his grades, 281 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,823 But, you knowhim.ke it easy on 282 00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:41,558 You remember how hard it is to be a kid. 283 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:43,794 Especially when you got a strict dad 284 00:10:43,794 --> 00:10:45,629 yellin' at you for every mistake that you make. 285 00:10:46,497 --> 00:10:48,398 I'm tryin', bro, I really am. 286 00:10:48,966 --> 00:10:50,701 Hey, man, come on, you know you ain't 287 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:52,069 have it all the way figured out. 288 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,203 None of us did. 289 00:10:54,471 --> 00:10:55,906 You got a point. 290 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,508 Come on, man. I stay on point. 291 00:10:57,508 --> 00:10:58,976 I be knowin' what I'm talkin' about. 292 00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:02,913 Alright, yeah, there we go, kiddo, alright. 293 00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:06,817 So, next we got x-2 = 8. 294 00:11:07,351 --> 00:11:09,887 So, remember, x can be the number of dragon orbs, 295 00:11:09,887 --> 00:11:11,088 or infinity rocks. 296 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,289 That's up to you. 297 00:11:12,289 --> 00:11:15,592 So, first I add the one to the two, and x = 10? 298 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,196 Come on, man, you gotta say that with some confidence, Junior. 299 00:11:19,196 --> 00:11:20,764 It's math, you can't be guessin'. 300 00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:23,066 X = ten dragon orbs. 301 00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:25,135 Ah, now we're learnin', yeah. 302 00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:26,336 Nice job, Junior. 303 00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:27,404 Thanks, Dad. Hey. 304 00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:29,072 I think I'm ready to take the quiz now. 305 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:30,741 You sure about that? 306 00:11:30,741 --> 00:11:31,942 Maybe you should practice a little more. 307 00:11:32,476 --> 00:11:33,477 Come on, it can't be that hard. 308 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,613 I don't know, man, you might wanna listen to your pops 309 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,848 on that one, man. 310 00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:39,283 You know, with math, practice makes perfect. 311 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,350 Take your time. 312 00:11:41,218 --> 00:11:42,452 I know I'm ready. 313 00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:45,055 Okay, Junior, but make sure you take your time. 314 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,859 Looks like he's finally gettin' it, thank you. 315 00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:51,328 Hey, man, sometimes you just gotta meet kids where they are. 316 00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:55,332 [calm music] 317 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,404 What the hell? 318 00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,073 Where is my furniture? 319 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:05,976 Malik, get down here! 320 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,379 Dang ion your faces.e look 321 00:12:10,714 --> 00:12:12,816 -Hey. -[indistinct] 322 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:13,984 What's goin' on here? 323 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,119 Oh, look, Dad, just relax. Okay? 324 00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:18,121 It's all rented, it's all rented, it's okay. 325 00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:19,256 Okay? 326 00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:21,225 Pookie had somebody come in clutch for me, 327 00:12:21,225 --> 00:12:23,293 and all I gotta do is help them with their resume. 328 00:12:23,293 --> 00:12:24,828 -Pookie? -[Malik] Yeah. 329 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,097 Where, where, where is my couch? 330 00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:29,466 Mom, come on, now, that dated stuff? 331 00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:31,702 I'm tryin' to elevate us around here, okay? 332 00:12:31,702 --> 00:12:34,037 That, low vibrational.s just 333 00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,407 Well, you about to be low vibration, six feet under. 334 00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:38,442 Where is my couch?! 335 00:12:38,442 --> 00:12:40,010 Okay, calm down, calm down! Please. 336 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,480 Wow, it looks so good in here! 337 00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:45,682 Thank God y'all got rid of that old furniture. 338 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,017 It was so 2001. 339 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,852 Baby, baby, baby, come on. 340 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,354 -Come on. -Just one. 341 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:53,257 Look, please, you know, just go get changed, alright? 342 00:12:53,257 --> 00:12:54,324 He's almost here. 343 00:12:57,094 --> 00:12:59,062 Lisa, that's not the dress I picked out for you. 344 00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:00,030 Malik... 345 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,498 Don't start with me. 346 00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:04,201 Dude, would you chill? You are not at work, okay? 347 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,603 This supposed to be a fun night, and you makin' it weird. 348 00:13:06,603 --> 00:13:08,505 That's whalright?re wrong, 349 00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,040 I am working tonight. Okay? 350 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,476 My job is on the line, so I might as well act like it. 351 00:13:12,476 --> 00:13:13,844 [doorbell ringing] 352 00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:15,412 Uh, uh, alright, he's here. 353 00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:16,780 Uh, Mom, Dad! 354 00:13:18,315 --> 00:13:19,816 Mom, Dad, come on! 355 00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:21,685 What do you want?! 356 00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:23,353 [Malik] What in the world? 357 00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:25,455 You two haven't changed, what is goin' on? 358 00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:27,658 Oh, I'm sorry, did we...? We said we was gonna change. 359 00:13:27,658 --> 00:13:29,359 We didn't say we're gonna change, we're not changing, 360 00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:30,294 change is bad! 361 00:13:31,361 --> 00:13:33,764 Ooh, I'm so tired of these country low vibrations. 362 00:13:33,764 --> 00:13:35,132 Alright, look, 363 00:13:35,132 --> 00:13:37,935 are we all clear on the do's and don't's around here? 364 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:41,371 Well, I'm clear about the do's, I don't know about the don't's. 365 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,542 Malik, vthat door.rself to 366 00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:52,883 Ah, Counselman, welcome! 367 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:55,319 Malik. Whoa... 368 00:13:55,953 --> 00:13:57,654 I love whthe place.done with 369 00:13:57,654 --> 00:13:59,323 You guys have been busy, huh? 370 00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:01,058 Now, that'sabout.I'm talkin' 371 00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:03,427 A chocolate man. Hey, Counselman. 372 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:06,396 You definitely got my vote. These for me? 373 00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:08,265 Oh-ho-ho, I guess so. 374 00:14:08,465 --> 00:14:09,967 Thank you. 375 00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,635 Let me take you over here to the couch. 376 00:14:11,635 --> 00:14:13,003 Have a seat. 377 00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:17,774 Hey, Junior, you already done? How'd you do? 378 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,043 I got a 68. Man, I hate this class. 379 00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:21,912 Junior, your time! to take 380 00:14:21,912 --> 00:14:23,046 Why are you rushin' it? 381 00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:24,114 Dad, leave me alone. 382 00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:28,151 Look, let me, let me deal with it. 383 00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:29,319 Alright,Alright. it bro. 384 00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:30,454 -Thank-No problem. help. 385 00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:32,489 Junior. 386 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,424 Well, I just... 387 00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:37,527 Hey, Miss Ella, Mr. Payne. Y'all lookin' well. 388 00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:39,696 -Hey, Peanut. -What's up? 389 00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:40,831 Get out my face, Peanut. 390 00:14:40,831 --> 00:14:42,432 I was already leavin'. 391 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:43,333 Shut the door behind you. 392 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,736 What are y'all doin' here? 393 00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:47,738 Oh, we was just in the neighborhood, 394 00:14:47,738 --> 00:14:51,541 and your mama insisted that we come and check on you. 395 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,709 Yeah, baby. 396 00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:54,177 So, okay, baby? He's fine. 397 00:14:54,177 --> 00:14:56,546 Everything is good. Can we go now? 398 00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,981 Hush, Curtis. 399 00:14:58,348 --> 00:14:59,750 How are you, son? 400 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,651 Where's Calvin, Jr.? 401 00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:03,954 We are noright now.est terms 402 00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:05,088 He's in his room. 403 00:15:05,088 --> 00:15:06,857 Mm-hm. What happened? 404 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,560 Look, he is having a tough time in school. 405 00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:13,797 I tried to be hard on him to get him in line, 406 00:15:13,797 --> 00:15:15,465 I evewith his work.' him 407 00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,801 But how can I be tough on him 408 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,669 and still show him that I mean well? 409 00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:23,106 You gotta find that, that healthy balance. 410 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,576 readin' comprehension? 411 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,114 Almost flunked two times. 412 00:15:32,249 --> 00:15:33,950 -Put y-[Ella] Mm-hm.chool. 413 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,485 And that's when you started actin' out. 414 00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:37,220 -Yeah. -[Ella] Mm! 415 00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:39,589 Yeah, but you know what? 416 00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,324 You didn't give up. 417 00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:45,962 Yeah, it's just part of it, baby. 418 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:47,330 [Curtis] Mm-hm. 419 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:50,467 You know, uh, making mistakes and learning from them, 420 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,536 even as a parent. 421 00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:58,175 Also, Calvin, don't be a dictator. 422 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,344 Be his dad. 423 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,281 [groovy music] 424 00:16:05,082 --> 00:16:07,951 Uh, Lisa, some tofu?h, pass me 425 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,654 You can have it all. 426 00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:12,155 Oh, thank you. 427 00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:17,127 Oh, didvegan tacos?e these 428 00:16:17,127 --> 00:16:20,330 Yes, yes, these are vegan portabella mushroom tacos. 429 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,798 There are very... Thank you. 430 00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:23,133 Very, very delicious. 431 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,301 Thereyou'd like some.ms if 432 00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:26,803 -You should try them. -Mm, sure, yes. 433 00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:28,205 -Thank you? -You're welcome. 434 00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:29,506 Uh... 435 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,441 I must say, Malik, uh, 436 00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:33,243 your, your family is a lot different than I expected. 437 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,711 I didn't take you all to be vegans. 438 00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,079 Oh... 439 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,581 And this house, I mean, it's a lot different 440 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,715 than it was before. 441 00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:39,883 Yeah... 442 00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:41,485 I mean, we're full of surprises, you know? 443 00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:44,621 Yeah, we had to, uh, change the furniture up, you know? 444 00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:47,691 It was kinda, uh, country, low-vibrational vibes 445 00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:48,925 [indistinct]. 446 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,062 Little dated, too. Right, Mom, right? 447 00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:54,231 You're so right. 448 00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:57,100 Uh, Mr. Payne, you must be very proud of your son. 449 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,635 He's a good young man. 450 00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:00,403 I am, actually. 451 00:17:00,971 --> 00:17:03,573 He's operating at a very high vibration. 452 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,711 Uh, uh, this food, it's, it's, uh, amazing, Mrs. Payne. 453 00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:08,879 Thank you, thank you. 454 00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:10,147 I feel ashamed to ask, 455 00:17:10,147 --> 00:17:12,082 but do you have anything that's, like, not vegan? 456 00:17:12,082 --> 00:17:13,783 Like some pork chops or ribs, or somethin'? 457 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,118 Uh, ox tail? 458 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,620 Aren't you vegan, Counselman? 459 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,556 Uh, no, uh, the campaign manager insisted I say that. 460 00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:21,324 Something about it does better in the polls. 461 00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:24,394 I like fried chicken and things of that nature, you know? 462 00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:25,929 Um... 463 00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:28,565 Look, Counselman, I have a confession. 464 00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:29,633 Now, now, Malik... 465 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,401 -Look, Mom... -You made us do all this, 466 00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:32,636 you sure you wanna do that? 467 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,137 It's fine, it's fine. 468 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,672 [indistinct] 469 00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:36,940 Thank you, it must happen. 470 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:41,178 Look, Counselman, I haven't been being honest with you tonight, 471 00:17:41,178 --> 00:17:42,846 and I wanna apologize. 472 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,016 I made my mom make this big vegan spread 473 00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:48,151 with different options for you. 474 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,953 I changed the furniture to try to impress you. 475 00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,289 I made all of us get dressed up. 476 00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:54,457 Well, the ones that participated. 477 00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:55,692 Boy... 478 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,830 All that, just to make you think we were somethin' different. 479 00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,399 And to be honest... 480 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,735 We're not that at all. 481 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,871 Okay? We're nothing like this. 482 00:18:08,071 --> 00:18:09,973 Well, except for Ms. Deena. 483 00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:11,708 Uh, that's her authentic self. 484 00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:14,211 Guilty as charged. 485 00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:18,949 Look, everybody, please just be yourselves, alright? 486 00:18:18,949 --> 00:18:20,150 [Jazmine] Finally. 487 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,585 Just relax and be ourselves. 488 00:18:21,585 --> 00:18:22,619 Thank God. 489 00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:24,754 Well, I appreMalik.your honesty, 490 00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:28,024 Show me what true integrity and character looks like. 491 00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:30,327 I'm really glad you're on my campaign. 492 00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:33,530 Wow, really? 493 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,364 Yeah. 494 00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:36,833 Takes a real man to stay true to himself and his family. 495 00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,170 Well, I should get outta here. 496 00:18:41,171 --> 00:18:44,074 Uh, thank you all for a really nice evening. 497 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,443 Thank you, Ms. Payne. 498 00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:49,045 -You're, you're quite welcome. -[Jazmine] See ya. 499 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,114 And, uh, for the record, 500 00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:52,716 I liked the old furniture a lot better. 501 00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:55,352 Feels like a home. 502 00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:56,353 Mm. 503 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,121 Ha! 504 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,225 Thank you so much, Counselman. You've got my vote. 505 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,461 Counselman... 506 00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:07,197 Do you need a ride? 507 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:10,700 UhUh, yes, I do.t? 508 00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,903 Deena, um, uh, you're very nice. 509 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,139 Uh, I admire a woman who's comfortable bein' herself. 510 00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:18,441 Well, that's the only way I know how to be. 511 00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:22,279 -You can take it or leave it. -[laughing] 512 00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:24,147 -Well, I will take it. -[both laughing] 513 00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:25,348 Let's go! 514 00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:26,716 You know where we can get some real food? 515 00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:27,584 Absolutely. 516 00:19:27,984 --> 00:19:29,519 Some barbecue ribs or something, you know, ox tail? 517 00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:33,290 Please, absolutely, without those mushroom tacos. 518 00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:34,724 Wait, thyou try 'em! good if 519 00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:37,427 Mom, come on, it's okay. I thought they were good. 520 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,663 -You think they're good? -I think they're good. 521 00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:40,997 That's my baby. 522 00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,132 I'm really proud of you, son. 523 00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:43,433 Hey, thanks, Pops. 524 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,102 Yeah, yeah, I'm really proud of you, too. 525 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,237 Thank you, Mom. 526 00:19:47,237 --> 00:19:48,772 [Janine] Mm-hm. 527 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,340 I want my house spotless, 528 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,808 and I want my furniture back by morning. 529 00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:53,877 Okay, I can, I can, I can do that. 530 00:19:53,877 --> 00:19:55,945 -[stammering] It's understood. 531 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,614 -Alright, yeah. -Mm-hm. 532 00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,317 And get rid of all of them Roman statues, too. 533 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,253 Alright. 534 00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:05,655 [groovy music] 535 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,409 Heapologize to youna 536 00:20:08,409 --> 00:20:09,643 for bein' so tough on you. 537 00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:12,846 I guess there's a piece of me that wants you to do 538 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,148 better than I did, 539 00:20:14,148 --> 00:20:16,850 but I want you to know I love you no matter how you do. 540 00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:20,220 I love you too, and I'm sorry for not bein' honest 541 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,956 about my grades and doin' my homework. 542 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:23,991 I accept your apology. 543 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,460 And you know, as long as I see progress with your grades, 544 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,494 I'mma back off of you. 545 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:30,698 You know what? 546 00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:32,032 I'm gonna go work on my math homework. 547 00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:35,302 Well, how about we have a little rematch 548 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,537 before we go back to work? 549 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:39,340 Dad, you didn't learn your lesson? 550 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:41,375 Come on, let's do it. 551 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,114 What? Why's my controller not workin'? 552 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,650 -Stop, stop cheatin', bro. 553 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:50,618 No excuses. 554 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,419 That was nasty! 555 00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:53,921 Let's watch that replay.