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Hey, hey, what's up, Junior?

2
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Are you excited about
the mother-son dance tonight?

3
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I don't know.

4
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Hey, come on,
it's gonna be a blast.

5
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You're gonna have a live DJ,
snack bar,

6
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plus your mom knows
all the latest dance moves.

7
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Look, now,
I know it's your dance,

8
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and I don't want to make this
particular decision for you,

9
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but your pop's got you a new
outfit so you can be drippy.

10
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What? For real?

11
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Yeah, you hyped about it now,
huh?

12
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-Heck yeah.
-I knew you would be.

13
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Here, go try it on.

14
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Thanks, Dad, but don't be
saying drippy no more.

15
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[Calvin] Whatever.

16
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That outfit's drippy.

17
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What's he so happy about?

18
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Oh, I got him a little outfit

19
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for his mother-son dance
tonight.

20
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Oh, that's so sweet, baby.

21
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You are the best dad,
you know that?

22
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I try.

23
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Hey, guys.

24
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Sorry to, uh, just pop in,
but your door was unlocked.

25
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Mm-hmm. I'm sure it was.

26
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-Um, Calvin, I text you.
-Oh.

27
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Oh, my phone must have
been on silent. My bad.

28
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Yeah, Christian said he
forgot his goggles.

29
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He thinks they're over here.

30
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Oh, they're in the car.
I'll go grab them.

31
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Oh, thank you, thank you.

32
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Really?
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

33
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What happened?

34
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Man, I just hyped up Junior

35
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about how fun
his dance is gonna be.

36
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I got him a new outfit,
and now he's all geeked.

37
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Okay, so what's wrong with that?

38
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-Tracy.
-[Miranda] Oh...

39
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She just texted me saying
something popped up at work,

40
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and now she can't take him.

41
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[Both] I'll take him!

42
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You both wanna take him?

43
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Fantastic.

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[music]

45
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[water spraying]

46
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[birds chirping]

47
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[plane droning]

48
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[alarm blaring]

49
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[horn blowing]

50
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[siren wailing]

51
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[train horn blowing]

52
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[siren wailing]

53
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[helicopter whirring]

54
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[firework whistling]

55
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[music]

56
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Look, this is an elementary
school dance.

57
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You guys aren't gonna make
a thing out of this, are you?

58
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A thing? No, it's not a thing.
It's not a thing at all.

59
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I just, I wanna take him.

60
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And plus,
he lives here with me, so.

61
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You know what?
You are absolutely right.

62
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He does live here with you now.

63
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However, I've just known him
since he was itty-bitty, so...

64
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OK, you both have
valid points, OK?

65
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But, uh,
it's really not that serious.

66
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You know what? It is not that
serious. So, how about this?

67
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Why don't we let Junior decide?
Are you okay with that, Laura?

68
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-Fine by me.
-No, no, no, no.

69
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I don't wanna put Junior
in a position

70
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where he feels like he has to
choose between the two of you.

71
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-OK.
-All right.

72
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Ooh! Hello, handsome.

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Stop.

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Buddy, I got some good news
and I got some bad news.

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The bad news is your mother,
she just texted me.

76
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She had something
come up at work,

77
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so she can't take you
to the dance.

78
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-Well, that's not fair.
-Wait, wait, wait. Calm down.

79
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It's all good,

80
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because two subs just graciously
offered to fill in and take you.

81
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So, I decided that--

82
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I get to pick between
Miranda and Laura? Dope.

83
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Well, I guess you could
if you want to.

84
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Like you said, it's my dance,

85
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so you're not
gonna decide for me.

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-[Calvin] I did say that.
-You said that.

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All right, well, you all figure
it out amongst yourselves

88
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while I go get
Christian's swim goggles.

89
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Junior!

90
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You know, Miranda and I both
wanna take you to the dance.

91
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And, uh,
we're both mature adults.

92
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We're grown-ups.

93
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And we promise you
that no matter who you choose,

94
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we, uh, we're gonna be okay.

95
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-You won't hurt our feelings.
-Absolutely not.

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We are definitely mature adults,

97
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and we definitely wouldn't be
doing anything silly

98
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like competing, you know.

99
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Did I tell you how sharp
you were in this suit?

100
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And do you know I have a dress
the exact same color?

101
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I'm just saying.

102
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You know, if you're into
that whole matchy-matchy thing,

103
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personally,
I think it's super played out.

104
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However, you know what's
not played out?

105
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-What?
-Ice cream.

106
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Ice cream?

107
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Yes, and when we go
to the dance,

108
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we will get
some ice cream after.

109
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Why wait?

110
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You can have ice cream right now
before the dance.

111
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Did I tell you that I used to be
a dancer back in high school?

112
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You know, I won third place
at the state competition

113
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my senior year.

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I went and did a
little something like this.

115
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But, uh, it's okay.
Just give me a second.

116
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Look, I know y'all ain't having
a full-on dance battle in here.

117
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Mm-mm. Nope.

118
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Somebody's taking this
a little too serious.

119
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Yeah, somebody named you.

120
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Okay, this is ridiculous.
Junior, it's time to pick.

121
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Who are you taking
to the mother-son dance?

122
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I pick...

123
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Miranda.

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Aw, baby. I love you.

125
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-Congratulations, Miranda.
-Thank you.

126
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You guys are gonna
have so much fun tonight.

127
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Thank you, Laura.

128
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Uh, Calvin, why don't we...

129
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go out on a date tonight?
Somewhere romantic.

130
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Yeah.

131
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Okay, so baby, listen.

132
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I'm gonna pick you up
at six o'clock,

133
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so we can go to the dance, okay?

134
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Okay.

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[Miranda] I'll see you soon.
Love you.

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Love you, too.

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-[Calvin] Take care
-Bye.

138
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-Bye.
-Bye.

139
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You all right, baby?

140
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-Me? Yes. Of course.
-Uh-huh.

141
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Junior, why don't you go in your
room and finish your homework?

142
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Oh, I already finished.

143
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Baby.

144
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Come on. Come here.

145
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Come on. Bring it in.

146
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Bring it in. Bring it in.

147
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Calvin...

148
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[sighs]

149
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Calvin, I try.
And I try and I try.

150
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But nothing seems to work.

151
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I want to have a close
connection with your son, too.

152
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[music]

153
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Hey, Uncle Curtis.

154
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So look, I am hosting a meet
and greet at our house

155
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for Councilman Dustman
to get to meet the community,

156
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but we ran into
a little problem.

157
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Um, our babysitter
didn't show up,

158
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so we were wondering
if you and Auntie Ella

159
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could babysit Malisa for us.

160
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Uh-huh.

161
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What are you doing? What?

162
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You just said that you and Aunt
Ella would babysit for us.

163
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I did? Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Well, fine.

164
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Ella loves watching the baby.

165
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I'll put these bottles
in the fridge.

166
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So Uncle Curtis, look, you got
the diapers in these pockets,

167
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Uh, you got a tushy cream
in here,

168
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You got binky and backup binky
two through seven in here

169
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just in case she gets fussy.

170
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Uh-huh.

171
00:07:01,872 --> 00:07:03,941
Yes, give her the
binkies if she gets fussy.

172
00:07:03,941 --> 00:07:07,544
But whatever you do,
don't rock her. She hates that.

173
00:07:07,911 --> 00:07:08,946
Uh-huh.

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And if she microwaves a zebra
and backflip ocean double helix,

175
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then you just got to stop her.

176
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Uh-huh.

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Okay Uncle Curtis, that's how I
know you're not listening to me.

178
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Because what I just said
didn't make any sense.

179
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[Lisa] None.

180
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Will y'all...
I ain't got to listen to you.

181
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Okay? Ella know everything
all about,

182
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she done babysit this precious
little baby infant child

183
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a million times.

184
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She know all that stuff.

185
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All right,
well thank you Uncle Curtis.

186
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Uh-huh.

187
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[door closes]

188
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Curtis?

189
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Curtis,
where'd the baby come from?

190
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Ella, if you don't know where
babies come from by now,

191
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I can't help you.

192
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Malik dropped her off? What
happened to their babysitter?

193
00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,201
I don't know. Here.

194
00:08:04,935 --> 00:08:09,506
Here what?
Curtis, I am going to my event.

195
00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,277
What event?
I can't babysit by myself.

196
00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:17,014
You're not by yourself.
You got Floyd.

197
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[Floyd snores]

198
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Ella.

199
00:08:22,185 --> 00:08:25,289
Baby, for your own good,
you got to cancel that event.

200
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You got to watch this baby
or else she gonna grow up

201
00:08:29,459 --> 00:08:31,328
and go off to college in the
blink of an eye

202
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and you gonna have
regret in your heart

203
00:08:32,796 --> 00:08:35,599
for the precious moments
you didn't spend with her.

204
00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:37,567
Oh Curtis, no I'm not.

205
00:08:38,135 --> 00:08:41,405
Not at all. Baby,
I babysit the baby all the time.

206
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I am not canceling my plans.

207
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I've been looking forward
to going out with my friends

208
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in my beautiful crown,

209
00:08:49,413 --> 00:08:51,648
and that's exactly
what I'm about to do.

210
00:08:52,215 --> 00:08:53,550
Well, you know, quiet as kept.

211
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I must say, you look beautiful
in that green dress, baby.

212
00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,890
You look like a sexy leprechaun.

213
00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:01,658
-[Ella] Thank you.
-I want to get lucky.

214
00:09:01,658 --> 00:09:03,293
Curtis, don't try
to butter me up.

215
00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,028
Don't try to butter
me up, mister.

216
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,164
You'll be fine, babe.

217
00:09:07,164 --> 00:09:09,466
It's not like it's the first
time you've watched a baby.

218
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,635
You raised CJ,
you raised Calvin.

219
00:09:12,569 --> 00:09:16,006
Tending to a baby
is like riding a bike.

220
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,876
Ella, the last time I rode a
bike, I crashed into a mailbox!

221
00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:21,978
You can't do this to me, baby.

222
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,247
Curtis, babe.
You did this to yourself, okay?

223
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,149
Let this be a life's lesson.

224
00:09:26,683 --> 00:09:30,687
Pay attention to your wife
and not to football.

225
00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:32,289
Never!

226
00:09:32,289 --> 00:09:33,824
[Ella] Casserole's
in the fridge!

227
00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:36,093
-Ooh. Oh, my goodness.
-[baby cries]

228
00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:39,363
Baby. Wait, baby. Before you go!
She made a boo-boo.

229
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,767
I was watching. I was watching.
It's a great play. Yes, sir.

230
00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,702
We ain't talking about the game.

231
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:50,040
-We got a code brown.
-Ah! Ooh!

232
00:09:50,574 --> 00:09:53,510
Where did the baby come from?
Where's Lisa?

233
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,745
I don't know, she left.

234
00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:58,281
-Well, where's Ella?
-I don't know, she left.

235
00:09:58,281 --> 00:09:59,416
Well, what do you know?

236
00:10:00,283 --> 00:10:02,786
I know if we don't change this
baby's diaper in 30 seconds,

237
00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,790
I'm going to pass out from
toxic fume inhalation.

238
00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:09,259
Okay. Wait, look. We're in luck.

239
00:10:09,259 --> 00:10:11,328
-We got this right here.
-Oh there's the bag right there.

240
00:10:11,328 --> 00:10:13,263
All right, cool.
We got a blanket.

241
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,766
All right, we got a rattle.

242
00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:18,535
Uh, let's see what we got here.

243
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,003
We got a pacifier.

244
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,939
We got two of them in here.

245
00:10:23,673 --> 00:10:24,975
I don't know how many...

246
00:10:24,975 --> 00:10:27,043
How many pacifiers
does this baby have?

247
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,780
I mean, jeez.
She ain't got but one mouth.

248
00:10:30,747 --> 00:10:33,383
Focus! Okay?
I'm getting queasy.

249
00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:38,054
All right. All right.
Now we're in business. Here.

250
00:10:39,589 --> 00:10:42,192
-You do it!
-What? Me?

251
00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:45,862
No, you the blood relative, bro.
You in the game now.

252
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,764
Look, I'm just the family friend

253
00:10:47,764 --> 00:10:49,733
that stand on the sidelines,
all right?

254
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,869
Come on, Curtis.
Get your game face on.

255
00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:59,810
Yeah. You know what?
You can do this. You got this!

256
00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:03,246
-You got this! You can do it!
-I got it, I can do it.

257
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,381
[Floyd] Yes!

258
00:11:04,381 --> 00:11:06,216
[baby crying]

259
00:11:06,216 --> 00:11:07,717
Go ahead, get in there.

260
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,055
Oh! It's a blowout.
-[Floyd] Yes, it is.

261
00:11:12,055 --> 00:11:13,290
-I can't do it.
-[Floyd] Yes, it is.

262
00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:14,357
I can't do it.

263
00:11:14,858 --> 00:11:15,725
-It's burning my eyes.
-[Curtis] I can't do it.

264
00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:16,760
I can't do it.

265
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,361
Look here. You know what?

266
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,363
The true sign of a champion

267
00:11:20,697 --> 00:11:22,899
is one that can
stay calm under pressure.

268
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,835
-Okay.
-[Floyd] Come on.

269
00:11:24,835 --> 00:11:26,670
Get in there. All right.

270
00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:28,405
Now, this is what you got to do.
You ready?

271
00:11:28,405 --> 00:11:29,473
Okay, let's do it like football.

272
00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:30,974
First down.

273
00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:34,211
First thing we got to do is take
the dirty diaper off the baby.

274
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,347
-Me?
-Yes, sir.

275
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,151
[Floyd] Blood relative.
Go ahead. You got it.

276
00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:44,187
Oh, yeah. I know, I know.
Stay with it.

277
00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:45,689
Ooh wee.

278
00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:48,058
All right. All right.

279
00:11:48,058 --> 00:11:49,960
Now, I know wipes, there's
something to do with wipes.

280
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,162
Yes, wipe the baby.
That's second down.

281
00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:54,364
-Second down, wipe the baby.
-What the hell is this?

282
00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:56,199
-It's a wipe.
-I need a sheet.

283
00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:57,868
-Not a itty bitty wipe!
-[baby cries]

284
00:11:57,868 --> 00:12:00,203
-Thank you.
-Here.

285
00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:02,172
What about one more?

286
00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:03,640
[baby cries]

287
00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:10,213
You got that? Wrap it up.

288
00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,348
Okay. All right.

289
00:12:11,348 --> 00:12:12,516
Okay. Good job.

290
00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:13,884
You got it? All right.

291
00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:15,585
-Okay.
-You got it?

292
00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:17,254
-Here, do something with that.
-Oh!

293
00:12:20,023 --> 00:12:22,092
So, look here.
All right, third down.

294
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:27,030
You have to give the baby a
clean diaper, yes, yes.

295
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:29,299
All right.
You'll get a clean diaper.

296
00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,101
You'll get a clean diaper.

297
00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:33,270
Yeah, there she is.
High and lift it up.

298
00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,804
There you go. All right.

299
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,206
Go ahead. Right there.

300
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,441
-Wrap the baby like that?
-Yeah, right there.

301
00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:39,910
You are doing great, man.

302
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,279
I mean, it ain't like
I never did it.

303
00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:45,348
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you ain't lost your touch.

304
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:49,452
Now, fourth down, now we gotta
redress the baby. All right.

305
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,924
Just wrap it up in this somehow.
Yeah, button it up.

306
00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:55,425
That's too many buttons.

307
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,028
I'll just to put it
on top of her like a blanket.

308
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:02,032
-Oh. Smart.
-[baby cries]

309
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,368
-Aww!
-Bro, you did that.

310
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,871
-Touchdown! Touchdown!
- Yes, sir. Touchdown!

311
00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:10,373
No, no, no, no.
Don't slam the baby!

312
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,735
[music]

313
00:13:12,735 --> 00:13:14,370
So son, what made
you pick Miranda

314
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,472
to take you to the
mother-son dance anyway?

315
00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:18,307
What's wrong with Laura?

316
00:13:18,774 --> 00:13:22,244
She cute and all,
but she cannot cook.

317
00:13:22,878 --> 00:13:24,146
That's not true.

318
00:13:24,146 --> 00:13:26,148
[whispers] Keep your voice down.

319
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,620
For real, though.
Miranda is way better.

320
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,955
You should for real
get back with her.

321
00:13:32,955 --> 00:13:35,958
Hey, hey, hey. Now, I agree
about she can't cook,

322
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:38,294
but she's a wonderful
woman that I'm going to marry,

323
00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:39,895
and you will respect her.

324
00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:41,630
Don't ever say anything
like that again.

325
00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:44,233
Don't ever say something
like what again?

326
00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:47,436
Oh, Junior was just
using some language

327
00:13:47,436 --> 00:13:48,604
that we never use in this house,

328
00:13:49,071 --> 00:13:51,707
and now he's going to go
on and get dressed. Go ahead.

329
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,677
Boy!

330
00:13:54,677 --> 00:13:56,746
-I got it.
-Thank you.

331
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,715
He is going to have
so much fun tonight.

332
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,984
At an elementary school dance?
Fun?

333
00:14:01,984 --> 00:14:04,053
Yeah. Yes.
[laughs]

334
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:06,388
Mr. Winkle, the math teacher,
is on the ones and twos.

335
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,958
And they ain't got nothing to
eat but stale leftover corn dogs

336
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,860
that the cafeteria lady
found in the freezer.

337
00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:13,395
Be happy that
you're missing all that.

338
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,165
Yeah well, I guess.

339
00:14:16,999 --> 00:14:19,168
It's just babe,
I've been trying so hard

340
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:21,937
to build a stronger bond
with Calvin Jr.

341
00:14:22,471 --> 00:14:24,073
I don't know what else to do.

342
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,176
You know?
Like, I've even prayed about it.

343
00:14:28,043 --> 00:14:30,379
But I get it.
Miranda is a mother.

344
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:34,817
She is great with kids,
and I cannot compete with that.

345
00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:39,955
You don't have to compete. Ever.
I chose you, baby.

346
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:44,260
And besides, Miranda has
lived with Junior for years.

347
00:14:44,527 --> 00:14:46,195
You'll get there, I know it.

348
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:50,332
One day, he's going to see the
amazing woman

349
00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:51,467
that I know and love.

350
00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:59,642
Honey Bun,
back away from the spinach dip.

351
00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,644
First rule of hosting,

352
00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:03,078
don't get high
on your own supply.

353
00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:05,848
Although his boss
is all for getting high.

354
00:15:06,649 --> 00:15:08,317
Look, I only had one chip.

355
00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:11,220
Okay, maybe five.

356
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,589
But you know spinach dip
is my weakness.

357
00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:15,024
You got a lot of weaknesses,
bro.

358
00:15:15,424 --> 00:15:20,196
Chips, cake,
cinnamon buns, cobbler.

359
00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:24,934
Look, this is my party, okay?

360
00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:26,969
This ain't your party, fool.

361
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,872
This is your J-O-B.
And stop grazing.

362
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,740
Girl, he can't help it.

363
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,142
Look, relax.

364
00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:35,144
This is my first official duty

365
00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:37,847
being a part of Councilman
Dustman's campaign team.

366
00:15:37,847 --> 00:15:39,682
And it's a success!

367
00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:41,317
My boss is happy,

368
00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:44,086
the community leaders
that we invited are happy,

369
00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:46,488
I'm happy, why aren't you happy?

370
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,859
Because I'm a little on edge.

371
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,061
I'm worried about Malisa.

372
00:15:53,128 --> 00:15:54,997
She's with Uncle Curtis
and Uncle Floyd.

373
00:15:56,065 --> 00:15:57,967
Actually,
you should be a nervous wreck.

374
00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:01,103
Just stop, you're not helping.

375
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:04,039
Look babe, just calm down.
It's going to be okay.

376
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:06,609
I don't know, Malik.
Uncle Curtis isn't answering.

377
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:08,177
Well, that's your first problem,

378
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,678
you never call
Uncle Curtis first.

379
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:10,913
You always call Auntie Ella.

380
00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:12,448
Mm-hmm, always call Auntie Ella.

381
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:15,050
Calling Uncle Curtis is like
asking for a tsunami.

382
00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:16,518
I called Aunt Ella.

383
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,287
She's at the
Incomparable Crowns event.

384
00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:20,990
So apparently Uncle Curtis
is babysitting.

385
00:16:21,824 --> 00:16:23,125
He's going dark.

386
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,562
I think something's wrong.

387
00:16:26,562 --> 00:16:29,198
Look, babe.
Nothing is wrong, okay?

388
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:32,334
It's Uncle Curtis and a baby.
What could go wrong?

389
00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:35,271
You did hear the words that just
came out your mouth, right?

390
00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:37,306
Let's go.

391
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:43,679
-Uncle Curtis, is every--
-Shh. Everything's all right.

392
00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,214
Mm-hmm.

393
00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:48,117
Well no wonder
he couldn't answer the phone.

394
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,185
That baby straight
wore them out.

395
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,754
You know what?

396
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,722
I put in enough face time
at the meet and greet.

397
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,824
Since we're here, might
as well take the baby home.

398
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:59,495
All right, then.
I'll just leave him a note.

399
00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:04,366
Hello, handsome.

400
00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:06,602
Are you ready to get going
to this dance?

401
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:08,537
Heck yeah.

402
00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:10,272
I'm kicking it with my
second mom's gonna be lit!

403
00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:12,207
Hey!

404
00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,777
And Junior, you know I love you.

405
00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:17,212
That is so sweet, and I will
always be here for you.

406
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,782
But you know, Laura's
fitting to be your stepmom.

407
00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:21,617
You sound just like my dad.

408
00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:24,586
I know, I know.
Have a seat with me, sir.

409
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:28,624
All I ask is that you at least
give her a chance, okay?

410
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:30,526
-I promise.
-Okay, good.

411
00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:32,461
Why don't you go tell
your dad and Laura

412
00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:34,496
that we're about
to head out, okay?

413
00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:36,065
Yeah.

414
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,703
Hey, babe. Hey, Junior, Junior,
wait a minute.

415
00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:43,706
Um, so I know
that we've never really,

416
00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:46,041
you know, been out on,
like, this whole date thing.

417
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:49,945
So I feel like you
really need to understand

418
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,413
what you're
getting yourself into.

419
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:54,149
A little sneak peek, Okay?
So let me show you first.

420
00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:56,085
I gotta show you some of these
moves I got, right?

421
00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:59,488
-Oh! Oh!
-Uh, we don't have to dance.

422
00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:02,791
Uh, we can just,
like, bob our heads and talk?

423
00:18:03,158 --> 00:18:05,127
Okay, like this?

424
00:18:05,527 --> 00:18:07,463
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

425
00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:09,932
So just so you know,

426
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:13,302
I do like to tell jokes also,
when I'm out on a date.

427
00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:15,938
Hey! You wanna hear one?

428
00:18:15,938 --> 00:18:20,009
So why do ducks
have tail feathers?

429
00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:21,443
I don't know. Why?

430
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:23,145
[laughs]

431
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,714
To cover their butt quacks,
of course!

432
00:18:25,714 --> 00:18:27,649
[laughs and snorts]

433
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,219
-Is that your for real laugh?
-Wait I snorted, I snorted.

434
00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:32,254
Yes, is there a problem
with that?

435
00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:34,056
Miss Laura, I changed my mind.

436
00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:36,158
Can you take me
to the Mother-Son dance?

437
00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:40,896
What? No! No, that wouldn't
be fair to Miranda.

438
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:43,165
No, no, no, no, no.
Laura, it's fine.

439
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,833
Listen,
my feet are already hurting.

440
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,870
-Go ahead and go.
-Really, Miranda?

441
00:18:48,237 --> 00:18:50,239
Like, you don't mind?

442
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:53,175
You would be doing these feet
right here a favor.

443
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,277
So you guys go and enjoy.

444
00:18:55,711 --> 00:18:58,647
-I'll see you later.
-Absolutely. Go, go.

445
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:03,118
Okay! Come on! See y'all later.

446
00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:05,020
-Have fun.
-We will.

447
00:19:05,387 --> 00:19:08,624
Oh, and he is a gentleman.
You go, boy.

448
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,160
Uh Miranda, what just happened?

449
00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:16,198
Oh I, um, you know, just showed
Junior some of my dance moves,

450
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,766
and I think he
had second thoughts.

451
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,803
Now, Miranda, you're
a fantastic dancer.

452
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:22,971
I know.

453
00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:27,142
But I, uh, I realized
that I needed to put my, uh,

454
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:29,211
my pride aside.

455
00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:31,480
Because the reality is,

456
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,084
is that Laura is going to be
here helping to raise him.

457
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:40,456
So I had to do a little
Mom Jedi Mind Trick on him.

458
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,293
You're a good woman, Miranda.
You know that?

459
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:46,128
Oh, I try. I try.

460
00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:48,530
[music]

461
00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:52,835
[music]

462
00:19:52,835 --> 00:19:53,736
Curtis!

463
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:57,306
-Curtis, wake up!
-That cost extra!

464
00:19:58,274 --> 00:20:01,143
Oh, baby,
I was having a bad dream.

465
00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,145
Somebody stole the food truck,

466
00:20:03,145 --> 00:20:05,080
and I had to sling
loose-meat sandwiches

467
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,382
out of the trunk of the car.

468
00:20:08,784 --> 00:20:11,854
Uh, Curtis, forget someone
stealing the food truck.

469
00:20:12,221 --> 00:20:14,723
Did someone steal the baby?

470
00:20:15,691 --> 00:20:17,159
[Both] You lost the baby?

471
00:20:19,461 --> 00:20:21,096
Oh, there's a note. A note.

472
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,598
It must be a ransom note
or something.

473
00:20:23,132 --> 00:20:25,567
-Oh thank you, Lord.
-[Floyd] Well what it say?

474
00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:29,638
Oh, it may say, "Malik and Lisa
stopped by, picked up the baby.

475
00:20:29,638 --> 00:20:30,973
Thank you so much."

476
00:20:30,973 --> 00:20:32,841
Hold up, wait a minute.
You knew?

477
00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:35,844
Of course I knew, Curtis.

478
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,881
They told me something,
and I listened.

479
00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:40,816
Something you should try.

480
00:20:43,385 --> 00:20:45,654
-Good night, Floyd.
-Good night, Ella.

481
00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:48,590
Oh, no, no, no.
You stay. You're cleaning.

482
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,492
Clean all that up.

483
00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:52,094
Good night.

484
00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:54,563
Ooh, that was close!

485
00:20:56,099 --> 00:20:59,202
[music]

486
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,255
[music]

487
00:21:26,955 --> 00:21:28,757
[music]