1 00:00:00,334 --> 00:00:00,799 - ♪ 2 00:00:00,901 --> 00:00:02,001 - Curtis! 3 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,869 Oh, here you go, Calvin. 4 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:06,005 Baby, what did you... 5 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,073 did you get the meat delivery? 6 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,576 - Yeah, two weeks ago, baby. I got this. 7 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,911 - Balloons. You wanted to put balloons on the mailbox. 8 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,113 I forgot to order them. 9 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:17,282 - Lisa, it'll be delivered in 20 minutes. 10 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:20,586 - What about those air giants? Or those things that go, like... 11 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,258 - The technical term is IAD. 12 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,128 Inflatable air dancers. 13 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,567 I got this! 14 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,038 - I see you, Pops. You not messin' around 15 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,173 when it comes to this barbecue launch. 16 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,809 - I am not. And if you hadn't a came 17 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,578 through the patio, you would've seen the IADs in the front yard, 18 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,815 twerkin' in the wind. 19 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:53,352 - So, Curtis, there is nothing else that we can help 20 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:56,088 you do to prepare for the block party? 21 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,556 - I mean, this is a big deal, Mr. Payne. 22 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,091 Once people see the food truck outside, 23 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,427 your business is officially open. 24 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,562 - I gotta admit, once you caught fire in that 25 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,631 Sydney the Safety Seal outfit, I thought fire 26 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,366 and animals was the last thing you wanted 27 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,301 to deal with in retirement. 28 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,937 - Ah, the guest list! 29 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:15,274 You gotta get the VIPs. 30 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,809 - I know somebody who knows somebody that was 31 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,544 mentioned in Beyonce's post. 32 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,646 - Oh, one of my homeboys hooped in the same gym 33 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,114 as Lebron once. 34 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,850 - Hey, and I can always call Dr. Shirley Cesar's 35 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,351 nephew-in-law. 36 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:29,121 - Uh-uh, wait a minute. Y'all got the wrong mindset. 37 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,757 Now, my VIPs are local heroes. 38 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,192 It's firefighters, 39 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:37,963 policemen, HOA presidents, teachers. 40 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:40,332 Folks who will call other folks 41 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:44,069 and tell them to come eat my meat. 42 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:48,040 - Uh, can we work on your terminology? 43 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,708 - I got this. 44 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,144 - You know, on that note, I'ma get going. 45 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:55,314 - Curtis, I'm so proud of you. 46 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:58,150 This is a brilliant idea! - Thank you, baby. 47 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:00,285 - Family reunion meets block party. 48 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:03,822 - Yes. - Sponsored by the sauce boss! 49 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,992 This is going to be huge! 50 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,760 - And the swag bags? 51 00:02:08,863 --> 00:02:09,995 Genius! 52 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,363 - Swag bags. 53 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:16,702 Shh...sugar honey ice tea? 54 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,271 - Calvin, please tell me the swag bags are ready. 55 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,740 - Pops, the swag bags are ready. 56 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,009 - [Ella groans] 57 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,444 - Okay, that's a lie. 58 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,079 - I gave you one job! 59 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:30,048 - Pops, Pops, I'll get 'em done. I'll get 'em done, I promise. 60 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,416 - [Curtis scoffs] 61 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:34,353 - Calvin, Calvin, what do you need 62 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:38,857 to make sure that the swag bags are done in time? 63 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,559 - Some swag. 64 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,327 - You haven't even started! 65 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,264 The block party starts at noon. 66 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,633 - Oh, don't worry, baby. I got this. 67 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,535 - You gonna make 'em yourself, aren't you? 68 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,738 - No. I'm gonna kill Calvin. Come here, Calvin. 69 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,640 - No, no, no. - Sir, I just wanna talk to you. 70 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,542 - I'm too grown for this, Pops. - No, I'm--, 71 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:57,910 Come here! 72 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,780 - Okay. 73 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:07,419 - ♪ 74 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:22,834 - [knocking] 75 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:24,736 - Coming! 76 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,271 Okay. 77 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,208 - Well, hello, neighbor! 78 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,411 - Well, hello! 79 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:36,515 I would invite you in, but you beat me to it. 80 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,550 - Thank you for your hospitality. 81 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,485 - You're welcome. 82 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,554 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't get your name. 83 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,790 - Oh! I'm Gloria Higginbottom. 84 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:49,561 But they call me Glo' 'cause I'm always shining. 85 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,265 - Ella Payne. 86 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,667 - The Ella Payne. - Mm-mm. 87 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,903 I have heard about your work. 88 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,438 I've heard about your work at the help center. 89 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,740 You are doing the Lord's work. 90 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:06,712 - Thank you. Thank you. And what kind of work do you do? 91 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:11,516 - I'm a retired solid gold dancer. 92 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,553 - Solid gold dancer? 93 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:18,457 - Ah, and the new HOA president. 94 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:21,893 - It's nice to meet you. Come on in. 95 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:24,896 You're a little early for the barbecue. 96 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:29,101 - Oh, I...I don't eat meat. I believe if God wanted us 97 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:31,470 to eat animals, he would have put a, uh, skillet 98 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,305 and a deep freezer on the ark. 99 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:36,575 - [laughs] 100 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:39,544 - Uh, is there a man of the house? 101 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,681 - Oh, yes, my husband. He's Curtis Payne. 102 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,685 I'm sure you have heard about my husband. 103 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,554 He's the Sauce Boss. 104 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:52,557 - And what, pray tell, is a Sauce Boss? 105 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,894 - Hark, hark. 106 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,596 Is that my name I hear ringing all 107 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,765 in the street already? 108 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:03,201 - Baby, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. Is it Mrs, Miss? 109 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,936 - It's Glo'. - ELLA: Glo'. 110 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,805 - 'Cause I'm always shining. 111 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:09,474 - ELLA: Shining. - Okay. 112 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,309 - I remember that. She said that. 113 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:14,046 - She look like a solid gold dancer. 114 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,350 I'm Curtis Payne. 115 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,719 Welcome to our home. - Thank you. 116 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,689 - Yeah, you a little early to get some meat in your mouth. 117 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:28,894 - Curtis, Glo' is the HOA president. 118 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,363 - You the HOA president? - Yes, I am. 119 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:34,332 - Well, that would make you VIP. 120 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,735 You get all the meat you want. 121 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:41,273 - Glo' is a vegetarian, baby. - Thank you. 122 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,742 - Now, baby, come on now. You know better than that. 123 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,945 -You know I feed all of 'em. 124 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:52,084 Vegetarian, Episcopalians, strippers, solid gold people. 125 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,353 You're all the same in God's sight. 126 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,289 I'm gonna fix you a plate. 127 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,191 Veggie plate. 128 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,660 - You know what? That's... that's quite all right. 129 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:05,931 Are you the one responsible for those ridiculous... 130 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,501 - Oh, no, that would be your shingles making you do that. 131 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,836 You need to get that new vaccine, baby. 132 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,437 They got that vaccine for it. - Curtis... 133 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,939 - They got a new vaccine fo that. 134 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,942 - Baby, I think she's talking about the giant dancers 135 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,043 in the yard. 136 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,511 - Well, yeah, well yeah, those are mine. 137 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,480 Yeah, and the food truck out there is mine. 138 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,750 And the balloons right next to 'em all around 'em like that. 139 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,752 And then the house... the bouncin' house, 140 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,453 you see the bouncin' house for the kids, baby? 141 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,821 - I did, for the babies. 142 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,056 - Ain't that all that. 143 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,059 You make sure your grandkids come. 144 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:38,296 - I don't have any grandkids. 145 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,832 - Regular kids. Bring 'em all. 146 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,334 - Here's the problem. 147 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:47,973 It makes the street look like the UniverSoul circus. 148 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,041 - Thank you. 149 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:52,477 - That's very nice. - Thank you. 150 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,513 - It's not a compliment. 151 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:57,182 Actually, it's an astute observation. 152 00:06:57,284 --> 00:07:00,185 Take it all down. 153 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,854 - Excuse me? 154 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,323 I got a little observation too. 155 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,627 If you didn't come here to be a part of the 156 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:12,030 Sauce Boss official opening, and eat some 157 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,866 of that barbecue, you heard it, 158 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:18,203 then you can go somewhere and chew grass. 159 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,005 - I never. 160 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,407 - Well, maybe you should try it. 161 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:24,342 Cause this is my property. 162 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,844 And this is my business. 163 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,013 - And that's the problem. The problem... 164 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:31,616 - No, there is no problem. What is it, Glue, is it? 165 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:34,719 - It's Glo'. 'Cause I'm always sh... 166 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,956 - Well, guess what? Go shine somewhere else. 167 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:41,092 'Cause we celebrate life in this house. 168 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,928 Ain't that right, baby? - Amen. 169 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,930 - Well, you know what? You keep it all in the house. 170 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:49,434 But everything on the curb, take it down. 171 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:53,371 - Who she think she talking to? - Curtis, just calm down. 172 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,207 - Who she think she talking to, though? 173 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:58,109 She talking to me? 174 00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:01,646 - I'll return at 12:00 and everything better be down. 175 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,615 - [yelp] You done put your finger... 176 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,951 she put her finger... 177 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,786 What you talking about? You can go somewhere, woman. 178 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,654 - High noon showdown. 179 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,323 - Ooh! 180 00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:15,493 I'll wait 'til you come back. You come back here high noon! 181 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:17,863 - LISA: Yes? 182 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,631 - What are you doing? 183 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,399 I need help out here. 184 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,402 - Okay, okay, baby. 185 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,471 Just give me a second. 186 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,277 - Uh, what are you doing? 187 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,280 - Baby, my social media is on fire. 188 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:39,050 So just gimme a second. 189 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,253 - Baby, this is kinda urgent. I need help over here. 190 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,821 - Okay, okay, okay. 191 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,957 Okay, what do you need? I got you, baby. I'm here. 192 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,759 - Okay, baby, did you get the rest of the seasoning? 193 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,596 - [gasps] Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot! 194 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,567 I will go and get it today. I promise. 195 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,768 - Okay, okay, okay. It's fine. 196 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,603 Just make sure you get this bottle size 197 00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,537 and this brand, okay? 198 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,907 - Yes, I got it. 199 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,308 - You need to take a picture of it? 200 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:06,044 - Yeah, I mean, I don't wanna mess it up. 201 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,379 So I just wanna make sure I got it. 202 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:10,348 - Baby, you took a picture last time. 203 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,516 - You right, you right. 204 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:14,519 - Okay, did you at least print the gift certificates? 205 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:15,620 - Yes! 206 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,955 You will be so happy to know 207 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,358 they are on the printer ready to go, ready to go, 208 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,627 r...r...r...ready to go. 209 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:23,762 - Okay, okay. 210 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:24,930 - What else? 211 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,698 - Oh, did you get the hand sanitizer? 212 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,999 - Hand sanitizer? 213 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,335 No. What do we need hand sanitizer for? 214 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,037 - Baby, I told you, my Pops gives those 215 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,471 to the people that eat. You know? 216 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,608 If you're saucy, so you can stay bossy. 217 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,143 Sanitize your hands. 218 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:41,613 - That doesn't make any sense. 219 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,581 - His tagline is wipe me down. 220 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,051 What part of that makes sense? 221 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,686 - It doesn't make sense. 222 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,955 - Okay, Lord, just go get 'em. - Okay. 223 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,489 - Just go get 'em. - Okay, okay, okay. 224 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,724 - Thank you. 225 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:53,892 - Okay, I'm heading out the door. 226 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,126 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 227 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,661 That's the wrong door. - LISA: Baby! 228 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,163 - Where are you going? 229 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,865 - LISA: I've gotta get my body butter, honey, now, 230 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,000 not be ashy out there. 231 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,568 - CALVIN: Now, look, baby... 232 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,338 - I'm on my way, I'm on my way. - I have to get these done. 233 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,405 - Okay. 234 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,207 - I'm on the clock. I'm already behind. 235 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,509 Now baby, I need you to go out and get it. I need you to hurry. 236 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,880 - Okay, you look so good when you be stressed out. 237 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,782 I just be wanna be all up on you. 238 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,117 - Okay, okay, we could do that later, 239 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,119 but baby, I need you to leave, okay? 240 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,556 - Okay, but if I leave, I'm gonna miss you. 241 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,624 - Okay, well, if you leave, you'll give me 242 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:30,261 the opportunity to miss you too, Buh bye. Buh bye. 243 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:33,264 - Okay, but I need a kiss before I leave. 244 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,399 - Bye. 245 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,402 - Calvin, a real kiss. 246 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,638 Thank you. 247 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,407 Okay, okay, okay, I'm gone. 248 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,342 All right, anything else? 249 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,778 - That's it. Thank you, baby. - All right. 250 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,215 I love you. - I love you too. Bye bye. 251 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,350 - [phone ringing] 252 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,418 - Shoot. 253 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,954 Aw, man. 254 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,956 What's up, Pops? 255 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,524 Mm-hmm, yeah. I got it covered. 256 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,694 I'm working on your swag bags right now, yes. 257 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,896 How many do I have done? 258 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,299 About 100, give or take. 259 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:09,934 Okay, I'm lyin'. 260 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,104 Huh? 261 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,407 Okay, look, look, Dad, Dad, Dad, we're wastin' time. 262 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,308 I should be working on your swag bags. 263 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,911 We're wasting time. Okay, bye bye. Bye bye, thanks. 264 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,312 - [knocking] 265 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:24,449 - [sighs] What did you leave now? 266 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,685 - Um, just my child. 267 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,354 - Miranda. 268 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,989 Oh shoot. 269 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,659 Ah, look. I left Christian at my parent's house. 270 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,162 Look, I just got a million things going on right now. 271 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,531 And I forgot you were coming early. 272 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:40,932 - Okay, no worries. 273 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,001 Well, I'll just go over there and get him. Okay? 274 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,869 - Oh my God, thank you. Thank you. 275 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,104 That would save my life right now. 276 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,908 - You're welcome. But what is going on over here? 277 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,843 Are you moving? 278 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,378 Or are you going to another country 279 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,146 to keep from paying your parking tickets? 280 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,215 - Oh shoot! My parking tickets. 281 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,750 - Okay, listen. You're gonna give 'em to me 282 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,385 before I leave so I can make sure 283 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,120 they're paid so you don't get in trouble. 284 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,989 - Yeah. - So what are you doing? 285 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,791 - Oh, I'm making swag bags for my Pop's 286 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,259 barbecue block party. 287 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,162 - [laughs] Is he still calling it Wipe Me Down? 288 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,897 - Yeah. - [laughter] 289 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,332 - Isn't that crazy? 290 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,134 - I mean, I've heard crazier names for businesses. 291 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,237 And they have made goo gobs of money. 292 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,940 - Now, exactly how much is a goo gob? 293 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,241 - A lot. - Mm. 294 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,776 - Mm-hmm. 295 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,345 - Yeah, you need some help, don't ya? 296 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,880 - I'm never gonna make it without you. 297 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,683 - What? - The swag bags. 298 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,852 - Oh! - Swag bags. 299 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,220 - Swag bags. 300 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,722 Um, okay, so what do we need to do? 301 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,724 - Okay, you need to stuff 'em with that stuff right there 302 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:40,892 in the box. 303 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,093 - Okay, you can't just stuff 'em. 304 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,395 They're swag bags. We have to make 'em nice. 305 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:48,133 - Okay, so what would you suggest? 306 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,835 - Just give it to me, Calvin. 307 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,704 - Excuse me, say what? 308 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,273 - The bags, just give me the bags. 309 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,842 - Oh, the bags. - Yeah. 310 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,377 - The bags. I'm sorry. 311 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,679 It was one right here so I thought you could just grab it. 312 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,281 But you talking about the bags. 313 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,216 - But there are a lot of them, so how many 314 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,484 do we need to make? 315 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,852 - 500. - Oh my. 316 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,188 Okay, come on. Just start. We're gonna do an assembly line. 317 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,756 Let's get organized. We have to get this done. 318 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:12,824 - Okay. - We got this. 319 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:13,925 - Let's go. - We got this. 320 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:14,959 - Team work. - Team work. 321 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,127 - Make the dream work. - Yeah. 322 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,695 - Yeah. - Bam. 323 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,230 - Give it to me. 324 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:20,915 - [drumming] 325 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,184 - The champ is here. 326 00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:25,653 Champ is here. 327 00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:26,788 The champ is here. 328 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,791 - [cheering] Ta da. 329 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,259 - What is this? 330 00:13:31,361 --> 00:13:34,596 - Well, baby, this is, uh, this is the first day 331 00:13:34,698 --> 00:13:36,030 of the Sauce Boss. 332 00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:37,999 I can't walk in there like some commoner. 333 00:13:38,101 --> 00:13:40,768 - There's a theme song and a jingle. 334 00:13:40,871 --> 00:13:43,238 - A jingle. 335 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,140 - Here's your lyrics. 336 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,376 - Why do I need lyrics? 337 00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:52,514 - Baby, you can't commit to three verses in one hour. 338 00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:55,083 - Lisa, check on the dancing air dummies 339 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,018 outside in the yard. 340 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,287 - Baby, IADs. 341 00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:01,155 Inflatable air dancers. 342 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,859 - We got the best barbecue in the land. 343 00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:07,362 Above all the rest we stand. 344 00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:09,197 We got the best of ribs, 345 00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:12,333 the best of wings, throughout the nation. 346 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,202 That doesn't rhyme. 347 00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:17,705 And if you forget the sauce, 348 00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:19,274 it is your loss. 349 00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:21,309 - And I didn't write it down there, 350 00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:26,681 but it's to the nag of ♪ So don't forget the sauce ♪ 351 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,450 - Your IEDs are D-E-A-D. 352 00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:30,585 - What? 353 00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:32,420 - And people starting to show up already. 354 00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:34,989 - Oh, that's the smoke. Smoke bringin' em in, baby. 355 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,624 - Mm. - Baby, this is it. 356 00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:38,493 This is the start of our new life. You heard me? 357 00:14:38,595 --> 00:14:40,495 - Yes, baby. - I think you're right. 358 00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:43,164 You know, they say where the cops eat, the food is good. 359 00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,133 - The police are here already? 360 00:14:45,235 --> 00:14:48,670 - I thought the firefighters woudla beat them to the smoke. 361 00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:50,438 Come on, baby, it's a first responder joke. Come on, now. 362 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,373 - [laughs] - Mr. Payne... 363 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,311 - I got it, I got it, I got it. - Mr. Payne? Mr. Payne. 364 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,346 Well, hello, neighbor. 365 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:01,482 - I knew you couldn't resist my brisket. 366 00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:04,886 - I realize I'm a smidge early for our 12:00 showdown. 367 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:09,591 I just needed enough time to shut down those, uh... 368 00:15:10,694 --> 00:15:12,827 - You deflated the dancing air dummies? 369 00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,662 - I did. [laughs] 370 00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,465 And the officers are deflating the bouncy house 371 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,200 and popping the balloons. 372 00:15:19,302 --> 00:15:22,070 - Glo', why would you do this? 373 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:26,474 - As president of the Prosperous Pines subdivision, 374 00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:31,980 I am shutting down this illegal and unsanctioned hullabaloo. 375 00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:36,884 - How can you have beef with me and you a vegetarian? 376 00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:42,190 - It's got nothing to do with my immaculate colon. 377 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:44,459 Rather, it's the code. 378 00:15:44,561 --> 00:15:48,730 Section 3-2-1, yard decorations must not 379 00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:53,234 extend beyond the apex of a homeowner's roof. 380 00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:55,370 - But the Johnson's down the road. 381 00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:58,806 - Get it, baby. Get her, baby! 382 00:15:58,908 --> 00:16:02,243 - They erect a 50-foot Jesus every Christmas. 383 00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:04,846 - Every year! 384 00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:10,518 - Section 3-2-1 addendum A, major holidays excluded. 385 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:14,622 - Glo', what can we do? 386 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,824 - You can appeal to the HOA board 387 00:16:16,926 --> 00:16:20,395 and apply for a special permissions permit. 388 00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:22,697 - Perfect. How long will that take? 389 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:26,300 - Much longer than the month of June. 390 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,703 - What if we take down the dancing IADS 391 00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:30,338 and clean up all the balloons? 392 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,939 Will we be able to have the event? 393 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:34,442 - There's still the matter of the smoking slaughterhouse 394 00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:35,777 parked in the driveway. 395 00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:40,048 - That is a custom made 250-gallon 396 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,949 reverse flow grill. 397 00:16:42,052 --> 00:16:43,885 And what about it? 398 00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:46,888 - Section 4-3-... 399 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:50,024 - Just say the damn code! 400 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:52,694 - All cooking mechanisms over 50 gallons must 401 00:16:52,796 --> 00:16:56,931 reside out of view from the street. 402 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,100 - This is crazy, Ella! 403 00:16:59,202 --> 00:17:00,334 - Okay 404 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,271 - Who the hell's making up these rules? 405 00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:05,807 - Guilty! 406 00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:08,443 This is what keeps the property values up 407 00:17:08,545 --> 00:17:10,078 and protects our investments. 408 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,647 It's impossible to keep these streets clean as it is. 409 00:17:12,749 --> 00:17:14,415 - Well, I'll tell you what. 410 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,718 This is my property. 411 00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:19,120 And I can do what I want on it. 412 00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:23,424 - Hm, within the HOA bylaws. 413 00:17:23,526 --> 00:17:25,460 - Lady, you want an HOA war? 414 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:27,161 You got one! 415 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,597 - [scoffs] Is that a threat? 416 00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:32,734 - No, that's a promise! 417 00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:34,569 - Mm, fine. 418 00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:37,472 [laughs] Take it all down! 419 00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:39,474 Take everything down! 420 00:17:39,576 --> 00:17:43,010 - [frustrated yelling] 421 00:17:43,113 --> 00:17:44,712 - Get out! 422 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,983 - Ms. Glo', can I fix you a plate to take home? 423 00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:51,552 - She gets none of my meat! 424 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,025 - ♪ 425 00:17:58,128 --> 00:18:01,529 - I know it's a little late, but the swag bags are here. 426 00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:03,531 - Yeah, it's some type of illicit activity going 427 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,100 on at that address, I'm telling you. 428 00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:10,138 Well, I don't know. That's your job to find out. 429 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,708 All right then. Appreciate ya. 430 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,511 - Got your swag bags. - Thank you, son. 431 00:18:16,613 --> 00:18:19,113 - You're welcome. What was the phone call about? 432 00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,949 - Oh, we at war. - How? 433 00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:25,153 - This woman's trying to cancel my party. 434 00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:27,555 So we at war with the HOA. 435 00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:29,524 - You sure you wanna do that? 436 00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:32,426 - Man up and pick a side. Okay? 437 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,796 She's messing with my money. You heard me? 438 00:18:34,898 --> 00:18:35,897 - Curtis! 439 00:18:35,999 --> 00:18:39,433 Curtis, Lisa and I figured it all out! 440 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,702 - All we had to do was... - Pick a side. 441 00:18:41,805 --> 00:18:44,405 - That's my boy. - Do what? 442 00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:46,808 - We're at war with the HOA. - We who? 443 00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:48,609 You don't even live here anymore. 444 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,479 - You got to take what you want in this world. 445 00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,748 And I want my block party! 446 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:57,151 Now she trying to...she think she... 447 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,421 Is that my theme song? 448 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:02,924 - Yes, it is. 449 00:19:05,995 --> 00:19:07,762 - [yelps] 450 00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,964 - Is that a line out there for the Sauce Boss? 451 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,433 - They are. 452 00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:14,502 - You see, son? You see? 453 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:17,138 I got her waving the right flag already. 454 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,573 - No she isn't. 455 00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:20,608 Those are you new customers cleaning up the street. 456 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:22,944 - They are here for the community clean up. 457 00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:27,181 - And you are feeding all of the people taking part. 458 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,684 - That's how we figured it out. 459 00:19:29,786 --> 00:19:34,222 - So you mean, she ain't do it 'cause of what I did? 460 00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:36,290 - What'd you do? 461 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,859 - Nothin'. That's a lie. 462 00:19:37,961 --> 00:19:39,160 - Curtis! 463 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,028 - ♪ 464 00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:44,131 - [Glo' sighs] 465 00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:45,700 - Thank you for coming to the party, Glo'. 466 00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:47,134 - Well I sorta had no choice. 467 00:19:47,237 --> 00:19:48,636 I mean, the police were going through my 468 00:19:48,738 --> 00:19:50,805 unmentionables and I had to get out of there. 469 00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:54,275 - No kidding? Well at least you're okay. 470 00:19:54,377 --> 00:19:55,676 That's what matters. 471 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,445 - I still don't know how they got my address through. 472 00:19:57,547 --> 00:19:58,546 And I'm not sure why... 473 00:19:58,648 --> 00:20:00,248 - Glo', Glo', Glo', you're okay. 474 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:01,782 That's what matters. 475 00:20:01,885 --> 00:20:04,151 And here, look. I got a little something for ya. 476 00:20:04,254 --> 00:20:06,621 - Ah, well thank you. That's so kind. 477 00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:07,989 - Yeah. 478 00:20:08,091 --> 00:20:09,590 - Well, I got you a little something too. 479 00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,192 - Oh, okay. 480 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,994 Oh, what is it? 481 00:20:13,096 --> 00:20:16,464 - Fines for your HOA violations. 482 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:19,400 - What? Well, we already had the party. 483 00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:21,202 - Yes, but before you had the party, 484 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,505 you were already in violation of several HOA codes. 485 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,207 - Get out. 486 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:30,244 - Section 5-4-3, oil stains in the driveway. 487 00:20:30,346 --> 00:20:32,847 - You don't understand. I want you to leave. 488 00:20:32,949 --> 00:20:36,584 - Section 9-8-7, mailbox needs to be painted. 489 00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,886 - Move it this way. 490 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:42,556 - Section 9-8-7, mailbox needs to be painted 491 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,292 an approved HOA color. 492 00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:45,593 - Get out. Get out. 493 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:48,162 - That's fine. - Go chew some grass. 494 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,464 Ella! 495 00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:51,532 We at war. 496 00:20:51,634 --> 00:20:53,034 - ♪ 497 00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:54,502 - ♪ 498 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:59,473 - ♪