1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:02,201 - ♪ 2 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:04,636 - [laughing] - What's so funny? 3 00:00:04,739 --> 00:00:08,707 - Your post about how gravity isn't real. What-- 4 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,176 - Did you even read the post? 5 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:15,381 - Babe, how can you not be down with gravity? 6 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:17,549 It doesn't even make sense. 7 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,184 - I see what you did there. I see-- 8 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,586 that's cool, that's cool. 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:24,923 - Hey, Malik, are you friends with Jasmine on MyFace? 10 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:27,393 - Nah. Why? 11 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:30,062 - She didn't accept my friend request on MyFace. 12 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:33,165 - Yeah, because you're her dad. 13 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:36,235 - I block my parents. - Wha? 14 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:39,571 Y'all don't want to connect and see each other's lives? 15 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:40,639 - We're family. 16 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,641 We see each other's lives all the time. 17 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,077 - Exactly. - I'm talking about, you know, 18 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:47,613 the little things that you put on social media. 19 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,948 I'm not friends with you guys either. 20 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,651 - Exactly. We gonna keep it like that. 21 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:56,321 Dad, parents and children don't make good social media pals. 22 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,257 - I just thought it would be fun, you know, 23 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:01,126 for us to connect, you know, in-- in cyberspace. 24 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,995 - Ehh, no, no. 25 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,431 - Sounds a little bit like spying. 26 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,599 - "Spying." 27 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,669 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 28 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:11,637 - Would you all mind 29 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,105 if I kick it over here for a minute? 30 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,573 - For sure. What's up? 31 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,608 - I got to come up with an ad campaign for work. 32 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,511 I got writer's block, and Pops won't stop bothering me. 33 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,246 - Well. 34 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,082 Take as much time as you need. 35 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,216 - Thanks. 36 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:26,185 - What's the ad campaign for? 37 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:29,088 - Curling's Furniture and Appliance Store. 38 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,823 I got to come up with something quick. 39 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,658 Thanks for the peace and quiet. 40 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,359 - Woooooo. 41 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,764 If I see that fool on the street, 42 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:42,101 I'm going to rip his eyes out and shove them up his butt, 43 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,736 so he can watch me whooping his ass. 44 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,706 - Oh, well, it was nice while it lasted. 45 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:56,081 - [theme music] 46 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:12,664 - [yelling] 47 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,167 - Pops, what happened now to make you mad? 48 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,236 - Like he needs an excuse. 49 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,105 - Watch your tongue. You watch your tongue. 50 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:23,108 I ain't in the mood today, Son. You heard me? 51 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,877 That conditioner repairman said 52 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:28,013 he was going to have my air conditioner fixed. 53 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:29,348 And guess what? 54 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:32,417 My house is hotter then Florida's breath. 55 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,186 - What does that have to do with any of us? 56 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,787 Why are you here? 57 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:38,190 - You want some of this smoke? You'll get this smoke, bro-- 58 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,158 - Okay, I don't-- 59 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,395 - Oh. What-- what do you need? 60 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,230 - I need to borrow your flashlight. 61 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,734 I'm going to go up in the attic and fix it my damn self. 62 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,036 - It's in the laundry room over the washer. 63 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,337 - Over the washer where? 64 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,506 - It's up top. - Oh, I'll find it myself. 65 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,408 - In the laundry room. 66 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,876 - Yeah, in the laundry room. 67 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,078 Who keeps a flashlight in the laundry room? 68 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:03,282 - So tell me more about this ad, man. 69 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,617 - Oh, well, I want to make it something memorable. 70 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,553 Something that'll go viral. 71 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:09,221 - Oh, you should use a mascot. 72 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,890 You know, like that insurance company uses a lizard. 73 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,626 - That's not a bad idea. Like what, though? 74 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,996 - CJ? You got another light? 75 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,064 This one don't work. 76 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,399 [yelling] 77 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:23,569 I can't see. I can't see at all! 78 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:28,640 [mutters angrily] 79 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,475 - Uncle Curtis, please. 80 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,843 You are embarrassing yourself. 81 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:34,213 - No no no, stay mad, Pops. 82 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,782 Show that flashlight who's boss. 83 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,920 - You brought it on yourself. 84 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,960 - CJ, thank you so much for letting Christian come over 85 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,429 for a play date, because if I had to watch 86 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:54,466 Moana one more time, I was going to jump out of a window. 87 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,735 - Hmmm. Hmmm. You're welcome. - And-- 88 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:02,241 And I um... might land on your car when I do. 89 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,310 - You say something? 90 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,278 - Okay. 91 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:10,148 CJ, what are you doing? 92 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,518 - Making a profile for MyFace. 93 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,255 - But you already have a profile. 94 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,789 We follow each other. 95 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,359 - I'm making a new one with a fake profile. 96 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,894 - That's called catfishing. 97 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:24,863 - I ain't said anything about fishing. 98 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:28,066 I'm just making a fake social media profile 99 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,201 to trick some people. 100 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:32,838 - Uhhh, that is exactly what catfishing is. 101 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,374 Let me see this. 102 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,709 CJ. 103 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,811 Who is Dana Ray? 104 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,314 - That's my undercover profile. 105 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,249 Dana. 106 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,817 Holla. 107 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:49,087 - I think we need to have a serious talk. 108 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:52,057 Why are you pretending to be a woman online? 109 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:55,661 - Malik, Jasmine and Lisa would not accept my friend request 110 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,263 on MyFace, so... 111 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,499 I came up with Dana Ray. 112 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:04,303 - CJ, What makes you think they want to be friends with her? 113 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,205 - What's wrong with Dana? 114 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,540 She's cute. 115 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:12,444 She likes quinoa, just like Jasmine. 116 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,545 - Okay, listen. 117 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,782 These are grown people. 118 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,985 - Grown people in my pocket, 119 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:23,722 and anybody that I feed, I follow. 120 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,391 If you lived in here, I'd be following you. 121 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,094 You will get Dana, and you'll be like, who is that? 122 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,295 All of a sudden, 123 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:33,765 CJ is right there because you'd be in my pocket. 124 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,534 Hey-- - [computer chimes] 125 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,736 - Look at that. 126 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,506 Jasmine just accepted Dana. 127 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:43,875 Hey, girl. 128 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:49,448 - All right. 129 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,184 Take one. 130 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,952 Pops, come here, quick. 131 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,588 - Who wants some? Who wants some? 132 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,191 - Check out who just moved across the street? 133 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,193 - Why are you out here yelling like you done lost your mind? 134 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:02,294 - Look, check it out. 135 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:06,098 - It's a bunch of hipsters and college dudes. 136 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,800 - So what? 137 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:12,404 - Wait, that doesn't bother you, gentrification? 138 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,005 I mean, pretty soon we won't be 139 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:16,041 able to afford the neighborhood that we live in. 140 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,510 - Calvin, that just means if I sell the house, 141 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,212 I get a nice, big fat check. 142 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,284 Well, I don't believe in all that gentrification mess. 143 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:30,055 Okay, nobody take nothing from you unless you let them. 144 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,189 You know what? 145 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,825 You need to stop being afraid of progress, Son. 146 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,027 I mean hell, we need more of them to move in. 147 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,730 Then I can buy a brand-new air conditioning unit. 148 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,232 You heard it. 149 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,368 - Yeah, I hear you, Pops. 150 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:46,171 I just thought you would care. Look, I'm going to go get 151 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,506 something to eat from Burger Boys. 152 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,473 You want something? 153 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,375 - Burger Boys? 154 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,778 Nasty as that food is, 155 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,248 they need to call them Booger Boys. 156 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:57,916 Just go over to Smitty's. 157 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:02,187 The food is way better, and the waitresses are much cuter. 158 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,923 Don't tell your momma I said that. Snitch. 159 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:07,993 - Oh, uh... 160 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,262 Well, Smitty's closed, Pop. 161 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:11,396 - Smitty's what? 162 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:15,534 - Oh, yeah, they--they shut down a few days ago. 163 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,437 They're opening a Salad Barn. 164 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,173 - Salad Barn? 165 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,375 Who the hell asked for a Salad Barn? 166 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,076 - I know, right? 167 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:30,215 And--and all they're serving is vegan food. 168 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:34,920 - What? Do you see any grass eaters in this neighborhood? 169 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:38,924 - Don't that make you angry? - Oh, I'm angry. 170 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,158 Matter of fact, I should go down there 171 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,694 and make them fry me a salad. 172 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,196 - You do that. 173 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,999 - I wish a vegan would give me the side eye. 174 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,835 I'll beat him like a crooked cop! 175 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,203 You heard me. 176 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,805 - Oh, yeah, you do that. Hey hey, you do that. 177 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:57,108 - I don't need that. I got these iron fists. 178 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,911 - Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, what you say? 179 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,246 - I said I got these iron fists. 180 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:04,282 I got back up these iron fist. You heard it. 181 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:07,819 - I like it. You go get them, Pops. You go get them! 182 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,923 Yes! And cut. 183 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,227 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 184 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:18,897 I'm glad you liked my new ad campaign. 185 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,300 Yeah, he--he is a colorful fellow. 186 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,635 Okay, great, great. 187 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,904 So I have a new reel for you next week. 188 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,205 Thank you, sir. 189 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,440 Thank you. 190 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:32,711 Yes! - Curtis! Baby! 191 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:36,348 You are too old to climb on that roof. 192 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:39,718 - Maybe, but I can't take any more of this heat. 193 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,119 I studied a couple of them 194 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:44,089 YouTube videos so I can fix this thing. 195 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,325 You just send me some food on a rope. 196 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:52,297 - Don't know what I'm going to do with you. 197 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:56,635 - He does not listen to anybody ever. 198 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,437 - What are you up to? 199 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,940 - Oh me? I just got off the phone with my boss. 200 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,075 He loves the ad campaign I came up with. 201 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,810 - Oh, what's it about? 202 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,512 - It's about a guy who has a bad 203 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:10,415 attitude and he takes it out on the competition. 204 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:13,385 - Sounds funny. Can't wait to see it. 205 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,656 - WOMAN: At Curling's Furniture and Appliance Store, 206 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,224 we hate high prices. 207 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,427 Just ask Grumbly, the head of our low prices department. 208 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:25,597 What do you think of overpriced inventory, Grumbly? 209 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,966 - CURTIS: Makes me want to put my hands on something. 210 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,601 - WOMAN: That's our Grumbly. 211 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:32,871 Hey Grumbly, what are you going to do to the competition? 212 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:36,174 - CURTIS: I'll beat them like a crooked cop. 213 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,009 - WOMAN: We don't believe in violence. 214 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,477 At Curling's Furniture and Appliance, 215 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:43,181 the only thing we beat is the competition. 216 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,618 - Thank you and your bad attitude, Pops. 217 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:49,888 - Yeah, you're going to see 218 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,424 my bad attitude in about 3 seconds, 219 00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:54,593 if you don't tell me what the hell is going on. 220 00:09:59,249 --> 00:10:00,582 - I was scared that if I didn't 221 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,050 come up with something, they would fire me. 222 00:10:02,152 --> 00:10:04,686 So I took clips of you blowing 223 00:10:04,788 --> 00:10:07,522 your stack and I put it in my ad. 224 00:10:08,659 --> 00:10:10,792 - I don't know, Calvin. 225 00:10:10,894 --> 00:10:12,294 Anybody that would make a fool 226 00:10:12,396 --> 00:10:17,766 of their daddy on the interweb is capable of anything. 227 00:10:18,669 --> 00:10:19,634 - I'm sorry, Pop. 228 00:10:19,736 --> 00:10:22,637 I didn't know it would become so popular. 229 00:10:22,739 --> 00:10:24,072 - [grunts] 230 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,808 Popular, you said? 231 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:29,477 - Well, yeah, you're a viral hit. 232 00:10:29,579 --> 00:10:31,680 - Let me see that thing. Let me see that. 233 00:10:31,782 --> 00:10:33,014 - Read these comments. 234 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:36,318 - What's it say? What's it say. 235 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:38,753 "OMG. I love Grumbly." Who the hell is Grumby? 236 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:41,389 - You, Pop. 237 00:10:43,694 --> 00:10:46,227 - "Grumbly for President." 238 00:10:47,097 --> 00:10:50,999 - Look, Pops, I had no business sharing your image for my ad. 239 00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:52,801 I'll take it down and call my boss. 240 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,903 - What the--boy! 241 00:10:55,505 --> 00:10:57,872 What, did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast? 242 00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:00,542 You better not take that ad down. 243 00:11:00,644 --> 00:11:03,878 We're going to capitalize on my stardom. 244 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,747 - What are you talking about? 245 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:08,817 - You used me. 246 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,418 So now I'm going to use you. 247 00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:14,356 - Huh? - We're going to make 248 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:19,594 Curtis Wipe Me Down Barbecue Sauce as famous as Grumbly. 249 00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:24,532 You heard it or my name ain't the Sauce Boss. 250 00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:30,638 - Oh, okay. [grunts] 251 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,578 - Hey, babe. - Hello. 252 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,680 - You need some help? - No, it's okay. 253 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:39,614 I already called the hernia 254 00:11:39,716 --> 00:11:41,449 in the driveway. It's fine. Go ahead. 255 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,585 Keep watching your little show. 256 00:11:43,687 --> 00:11:46,621 - Oh you know, we're just watching Naked and Afraid and 257 00:11:46,723 --> 00:11:48,490 Lisa doesn't really care until the people get afraid. 258 00:11:48,592 --> 00:11:50,291 She doesn't worry about the naked part. 259 00:11:51,595 --> 00:11:54,229 - Wait, you like it better when they're scared? 260 00:11:54,331 --> 00:11:56,030 - That's the best part. I mean, 261 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,499 I already worked at a strip club. 262 00:11:57,601 --> 00:12:00,135 I don't need to see anybody else naked. 263 00:12:01,671 --> 00:12:02,570 - [phone dings] 264 00:12:06,843 --> 00:12:08,243 - This chick. 265 00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:11,246 - Is everything okay? 266 00:12:11,348 --> 00:12:12,747 - Man, I let this random girl 267 00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:16,084 follow me on MyFace and now she's all up in my business. 268 00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:17,585 She one of your sister's friends. 269 00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:19,254 - That's weird. 270 00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:23,691 Oh, um, what's her name? 271 00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:26,361 - Uhhh, Dana Ray. 272 00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:28,396 - Ohhhh. 273 00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:30,665 - Wait, do you know her? 274 00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:33,201 - Well, yes and no. 275 00:12:33,303 --> 00:12:35,603 - What's that supposed to mean? 276 00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:37,705 - She isn't a her. 277 00:12:37,808 --> 00:12:41,643 - So what? She's not gender-conforming. 278 00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:44,212 No big deal. I'm a progressive millennial. 279 00:12:44,314 --> 00:12:46,881 - That's--that's not it. 280 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,551 - Then what is it? Is she a psycho? 281 00:12:53,657 --> 00:12:54,789 - Spill the tea. 282 00:12:55,892 --> 00:12:57,258 - Alright, y'all, it's CJ. 283 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,227 - Say what? - Say what? 284 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:02,130 - Yes, I was here earlier today, 285 00:13:02,232 --> 00:13:05,166 and he created this Dana Ray profile. 286 00:13:05,268 --> 00:13:08,203 - Nah, he wouldn't do that. 287 00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:10,705 - He would've 100% do that. 288 00:13:10,807 --> 00:13:13,708 - He made it because you guys wouldn't follow him. 289 00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:15,443 - Wait, let me see if I have a request 290 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,846 from this--who what-- Dana Ray or something? 291 00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:19,013 - Yes. 292 00:13:19,115 --> 00:13:20,248 - Do you? 293 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:21,816 - Yeah, I do. 294 00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:23,084 Man, he is corny. 295 00:13:23,186 --> 00:13:24,686 - Listen, I'm sorry. 296 00:13:24,788 --> 00:13:26,421 I should have told you guys sooner. 297 00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:28,490 He just thought he was being so sneaky. 298 00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:31,426 - You know what? Let me call Jasmine. 299 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,563 Hey, what's up, Jasmine? Yeah. 300 00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:38,299 Do you have a MyFace friend request from a profile 301 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,435 named Dana Ray? 302 00:13:40,537 --> 00:13:43,338 Yeah, yeah, that's Dad. 303 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:45,673 Exactly. 304 00:13:45,775 --> 00:13:50,011 He's mad because we won't accept his friend request. 305 00:13:50,113 --> 00:13:51,880 I know, it's crazy. 306 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,915 Hold on. 307 00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:55,216 Let's teach him a lesson. 308 00:13:55,318 --> 00:13:57,819 Yeah, yeah, don't worry, don't worry. 309 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,655 We're going to get him back. It's going to be good. 310 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:08,696 - What in the B.E.T is going on in here? 311 00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:10,431 - Ask your uncle. 312 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,934 - Unc, you got something you want to tell me, man? 313 00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:14,702 - Come here, I need you to be in my commercial 314 00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:16,738 for my barbecue sauce. Thank you, CJ. 315 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,506 - How can you afford a commercial? 316 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,609 - He can't. He hijacked my campaign. 317 00:14:21,711 --> 00:14:25,446 - Not hijacked, piggyback. You see, I'm going to promote 318 00:14:25,549 --> 00:14:29,250 my barbecue sauce while he secretly films me. 319 00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:33,388 - You know, Pops, if you ask me, you're putting too much on this. 320 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:34,856 I mean, people fell in love 321 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,759 with the spontaneity of your character, the rawness. 322 00:14:37,861 --> 00:14:41,095 Now you look like every other product spokesperson. 323 00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:43,565 - Now, look, you created this rocket ship. 324 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,434 Don't get mad because it wants to fly amongst the stars. 325 00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:47,735 - [phone dings] 326 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:53,675 - What the? - What's wrong, baby? 327 00:14:53,777 --> 00:14:58,580 - Well, Jasmine is auditioning for a low-budget passion movie. 328 00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:02,483 She says she wants to drop out of college and do this instead. 329 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:05,753 - I can't believe it... Telling you that? 330 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:09,691 - Well, she doesn't know that she's talking to me. 331 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,594 She thinks she's talking to one of her girlfriends. 332 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,831 - Okay, I know I say this more often than I should. 333 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,967 I am confused. 334 00:15:19,069 --> 00:15:22,036 - Well, I created a fake social media page because Malik 335 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:26,174 and Jasmine wouldn't accept my friend request on MyFace. 336 00:15:26,276 --> 00:15:28,209 So I created this so that I could-- 337 00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:29,510 - Spy? 338 00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:33,948 - Look into their lives. - [phone dings] 339 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,450 - Spy. 340 00:15:35,552 --> 00:15:39,621 - Wha-- Jasmine is getting a tattoo 341 00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:43,024 of a boy's name on her-- what the hell? 342 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,827 - [laughing] 343 00:15:45,929 --> 00:15:48,529 That's what you get. 344 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,466 - Okay, well, I guess I got to do this myself. 345 00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:52,567 Let's roll camera. 346 00:15:52,669 --> 00:15:55,236 Come on, set it up. 347 00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:56,704 Let's do this. 348 00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:59,173 - [laughing] - Let's do this. 349 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,608 - [laughing] 350 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,677 - Okay, baby, make me mad. 351 00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:07,215 - Well, Calvin told me about the waitresses down in Smitty's. 352 00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:08,883 - Shhhhhh. 353 00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:10,351 - What? 354 00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:13,454 What you've--you snitch! You've been snitching?! 355 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,089 - No no no, she already knew that. 356 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:19,293 - Right. I see you peeking at the little waitresses 357 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,895 every time we go down there, Curtis. 358 00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:23,564 - You ain't see me peeking at nobody. 359 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,566 Please stop that mess. 360 00:16:25,669 --> 00:16:30,938 If anything, I was looking for some delicious barbecue... 361 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,473 sauce. 362 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,777 Something smoky and sweet. 363 00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:36,944 Something like... 364 00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:41,983 Curtis's-- Curtis the Sauce Boss... 365 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:45,186 Wipe Me Down barbecue sauce. 366 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:48,690 - Malik! 367 00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:52,527 Malik! 368 00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:54,529 - Dad, why are you yelling? 369 00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:56,831 - Hey hey, good son, I'm glad you're here. 370 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,434 I'm glad you're here. Okay. We need to talk 371 00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:01,602 - Why? What's wrong? 372 00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:03,671 - When is the last time you talked to your sister? 373 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,874 - Uhh, couple days ago. Why, what's up? 374 00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:10,244 - Did--did she say anything about any plans, 375 00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:14,148 you know, anything about school or anything like that? 376 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,683 - No. Last time we talked, 377 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,652 she was going to get lunch with Mom, and she wanted me 378 00:17:17,754 --> 00:17:20,121 to drop her off, but Mom ended up coming to pick her up so... 379 00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:23,424 - Okay. Uh huh. - What's up? 380 00:17:23,526 --> 00:17:24,792 - Uh. 381 00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:28,129 When did she start acting? 382 00:17:28,231 --> 00:17:30,298 - Wha--acting up? Acting out? 383 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,833 Like, what are you talking about, man? 384 00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:34,936 - Where would your sister get a tattoo? 385 00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:37,105 - Well, I think the next one was supposed to be on her thigh. 386 00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:39,974 Supposed to be like a tiger or something. 387 00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:41,776 - The next one? 388 00:17:41,878 --> 00:17:43,344 - Yeah, because she already has a dragon. 389 00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:47,749 It starts down here at her back and the dragon blowing fire down 390 00:17:47,851 --> 00:17:51,452 her leg and then tails, like, wrapped all around here. 391 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,921 - Are you playing with me, boy? 392 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:55,623 - Man, why would I be playing with you about 393 00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:57,992 something like that? You need to take a nap, man. 394 00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,660 What's wrong with you? 395 00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:03,998 Man, you're becoming a little bit unhinged. 396 00:18:06,269 --> 00:18:07,668 Now, look, I'm just a little 397 00:18:07,771 --> 00:18:11,405 confused as to, um, how did you find out about all this? 398 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,274 - Well, uh, 399 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,377 she didn't exactly tell me, per se. 400 00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:17,745 - Ohh. 401 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,313 So she didn't tell you exactly. 402 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:21,716 So you saw it somewhere? 403 00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:22,884 - Somewhere somewhere like what? 404 00:18:22,986 --> 00:18:24,051 - I don't know. 405 00:18:24,154 --> 00:18:25,920 I'm asking you. How did you find out about it? 406 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,789 Did you see it? 407 00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,290 Specific place or something? 408 00:18:29,392 --> 00:18:31,392 - No. How can I see it? 409 00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:32,727 - I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. 410 00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:35,196 - No, there's nowhere for me to see it. 411 00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:37,165 - You sure? - Yeah. 412 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,767 - Dammit, you are no help 413 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:43,271 and you know what? I'm going to call Jasmine myself. 414 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,572 - Okay. 415 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,309 Just make sure you talk to her before she gets the piercing. 416 00:18:48,411 --> 00:18:51,045 - CJ: The what? The piercing? 417 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:57,218 - Grumbly should change his name to Hoover because he sucks. 418 00:18:58,955 --> 00:19:00,655 Grumbly looks like he brushes 419 00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:03,357 his teeth with that barbecue sauce. 420 00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:04,859 - That's a troll. A troll. 421 00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:07,195 - Grumbly should take that bottle and stick it up his-- 422 00:19:07,297 --> 00:19:08,996 - Ooh! - Oh, damn. 423 00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,499 Oh, it's my boss. 424 00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:12,600 Shh. 425 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,102 Hey, Mr. Gillary. How are you doing, sir? 426 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,307 Yes, sir, I understand. 427 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,641 Uhh... 428 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,044 No, I can't explain why Grumbly 429 00:19:23,146 --> 00:19:25,246 suddenly started talking about barbecue sauce. 430 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:28,683 Yes, sir. 431 00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,718 Yes, sir. I'll reach out right now. 432 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,054 Thank you, sir. 433 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,923 - Do they want to give me a three-picture deal? 434 00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:38,226 - No. My boss wants me to get rid 435 00:19:38,328 --> 00:19:40,761 of Grumbly and reach out to a YouTuber who lays 436 00:19:40,864 --> 00:19:43,197 in a bathtub of milk and cereal and eats it. 437 00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,565 - Ew. 438 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,101 - That is the dumbest thing I've heard of. 439 00:19:48,204 --> 00:19:49,136 - Welp. 440 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,974 I guess there's only one thing for me to do. 441 00:19:54,477 --> 00:19:56,611 - Where.. where are you going, baby? 442 00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,048 - I'm going to pick up about 40 gallons of Lactaid 443 00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:03,584 and a whole bunch of Fruity Pebbles. 444 00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:07,321 I'm holding on to my 15 minutes of fame. 445 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,723 You heard me. 446 00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:15,129 - I can't believe you guys. 447 00:20:15,231 --> 00:20:17,465 I'm a cool dad. 448 00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,300 - Y'alright. 449 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:22,603 - You know the crazy thing is? - What? 450 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:24,705 - Your mom is on your side. 451 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,174 She's mad at me for spying on you guys. 452 00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:30,411 - She's right. Man, what you did was shady. 453 00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:32,513 - Shady? 454 00:20:32,615 --> 00:20:34,916 I love you guys. I'm your dad. 455 00:20:35,018 --> 00:20:36,651 I want to be in your life. 456 00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:38,719 - Look, we love you, too, Dad. 457 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,788 And you will always be a part of our life. 458 00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:42,790 - Thank you, Son. 459 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,659 - Just not our social media life. 460 00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:47,528 - Oh, that's mean. So mean. 461 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:50,464 - Dana Ray? Really, Dad? 462 00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:52,400 - Thought Dana Ray was pretty cool. 463 00:20:55,271 --> 00:20:56,537 - ♪ 464 00:20:57,607 --> 00:21:01,609 - ♪