1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:01,967 - ♪ 2 00:00:02,069 --> 00:00:03,602 - Thank you so much 3 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:06,005 for helping us get this backyard together. 4 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,740 When we're finished, 5 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,308 oh, it's gonna be so pretty. 6 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,076 Even the squirrels are gonna 7 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,479 wipe their feet before they come back here. 8 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:14,413 - [laughing] 9 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,814 - But just remember our deal. 10 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:17,683 We weed. You feed. 11 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:20,386 - Two days' worth of dinners now for each of us. 12 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,321 - I got you. 13 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:26,058 I wish I could pay all of my workers in food. 14 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,628 - I once got tipped in prime rib. 15 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:34,967 - Do not tell me that you took meat from a complete stranger. 16 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:38,270 - It was still early in our relationship. 17 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,572 She was hungry, and I had somebody else's Postmates. 18 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,174 So we made it work. 19 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,476 - [giggling] 20 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:45,477 - I bet you did. 21 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,416 Curtis, what's wrong, baby? What's wrong? 22 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,951 - Baby, Greg Bernard died. 23 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,788 - Greg? Oh, Curtis. No. 24 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,623 - Who is Greg Bernard? 25 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,992 - Uncle Curtis friend from childhood. 26 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,326 - I've known Greg so long, 27 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:04,963 I can't think of the time I didn't know him. 28 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,499 And now he gone. 29 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,568 And it's all my fault. 30 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,036 - What are you talking about, baby? 31 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:13,338 How did Greg die? 32 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,708 - Elwood was in the barbershop, and he started talking about how 33 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:19,311 he could out dance me back in the day. 34 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:23,715 We know that ain't true, so I had to challenge him. 35 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:25,384 You know how I do, baby. 36 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,819 I gotta-- gotta get that James on him. 37 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,522 I mean, I did the little robot then I did the 38 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,758 "Womp Womp Wha Wha Wha Woop." 39 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,661 I went on the floor, I did all that. 40 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,430 And I passed it to him. 41 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,000 - Mr. Bernard laughed and served Pops. 42 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,670 Then Pops dropped down and did the worm on Mr. Bernard. 43 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,505 - What? - Whaaaaa? 44 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:50,676 - Then Mr. Bernard just dropped right there in the barbershop. 45 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:55,347 - Fell face first in a pile of curly hair. 46 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,416 I mean, Floyd called the ambulance. 47 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:00,519 By the time they got there, it was too late. 48 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:05,090 And it's all my fault, Ella, all my fault. 49 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:10,796 I mean-- I didn't realize that my moves were still so lethal. 50 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,467 I mean... Why, Lord, why? 51 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,837 Why did you curse me with so much talent, 52 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,340 even at this age, 53 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,843 that no man... no mortal man can keep up with me? 54 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:31,617 - [theme music] 55 00:02:50,554 --> 00:02:52,955 - What you doing, baby? - Hey baby. 56 00:02:53,691 --> 00:02:55,490 - I thought you were going to take the clothes 57 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,259 that we're donating to the Help Center 58 00:02:57,361 --> 00:02:58,627 down to the Help Center. 59 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:02,598 - Hey baby, I'm sitting here just... 60 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,032 looking at some old pictures of me and Greg. 61 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,373 That's us when we was in the third grade. 62 00:03:12,543 --> 00:03:18,313 That's me in the fourth grade, and then me in the fifth grade. 63 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,515 - Where's Greg? 64 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:23,518 - Oh, he was held back in the third grade. 65 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,455 He wasn't that smart, 66 00:03:26,557 --> 00:03:29,892 but he stayed my friend. 67 00:03:31,262 --> 00:03:32,961 I'll tell you, Ella, 68 00:03:33,063 --> 00:03:37,566 you never know when the good Lord is going to call you home. 69 00:03:38,402 --> 00:03:39,701 Hmm. 70 00:03:40,537 --> 00:03:43,906 - Well, you're right about that, Curtis. 71 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:48,977 So, baby, have you thought about updating your will? 72 00:03:49,079 --> 00:03:52,514 - Yeah, I've been thinking about it. 73 00:03:52,616 --> 00:03:54,917 - Well, you need to. 74 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:56,351 - I will. 75 00:03:56,887 --> 00:03:58,287 Ella, I don't want you 76 00:03:58,389 --> 00:04:02,457 closing up stuff alone without me. 77 00:04:02,559 --> 00:04:06,295 - But Curtis, what if you go first? 78 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:11,500 You need to determine right now what happens when you die. 79 00:04:11,602 --> 00:04:14,770 Who gets your house, who gets your pension. 80 00:04:14,872 --> 00:04:17,339 What do you want done with your body? 81 00:04:19,143 --> 00:04:20,342 - [snorts] 82 00:04:21,045 --> 00:04:23,045 You know why I never updated my will? 83 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:25,681 - Why, Curtis? 84 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:29,785 - It's too depressing, Ella. 85 00:04:29,887 --> 00:04:32,187 - Well, Curtis, I know it's not a fun thing 86 00:04:32,289 --> 00:04:36,158 to think about, but baby we're all going to die one day. 87 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:37,726 And let's be honest. 88 00:04:37,828 --> 00:04:43,765 Me and you have more yesterdays than tomorrows. 89 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:48,437 - I guess it's like trying to sleep when you got to pee. 90 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,005 You can stay curled up 91 00:04:50,107 --> 00:04:52,975 in the bed, but eventually, you got to deal with it. 92 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:55,811 - Curtis, if a bathroom analogy 93 00:04:55,913 --> 00:04:59,548 helps you understand what I just said, then okay, yes, it is. 94 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,350 Just like that. 95 00:05:02,152 --> 00:05:04,453 - It's going to be whatever you say it is anyway. 96 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:07,322 - No, I want you to decide, baby. 97 00:05:09,193 --> 00:05:12,060 And we don't have to hire a lawyer to get it done. 98 00:05:12,162 --> 00:05:14,796 You can go online and set it all up. 99 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:18,100 They have a lot of sites to set it up. 100 00:05:18,969 --> 00:05:23,605 - Okay, I'll look into it, 101 00:05:23,707 --> 00:05:26,608 but I still hope you go first. 102 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:28,844 That way, 103 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:33,482 I don't have to be up there upstairs. 104 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:34,983 And the good upstairs... 105 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:38,353 yonder, worried about you. 106 00:05:38,455 --> 00:05:40,222 - That's beautiful, Curtis. 107 00:05:40,324 --> 00:05:42,357 I think? 108 00:05:43,694 --> 00:05:44,926 - Estate property. 109 00:05:45,029 --> 00:05:48,263 Okay, well, Ella gets the house, of course. 110 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,702 Who gets the golf clubs? 111 00:05:53,804 --> 00:05:54,936 Who of them plays? 112 00:05:55,039 --> 00:05:56,004 Calvin. 113 00:05:56,106 --> 00:06:00,175 Calvin is the most likely to play. 114 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,209 Okay. 115 00:06:02,346 --> 00:06:05,947 Okay, now who gets my exotic swimwear? 116 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:10,919 Who's daring enough to walk in my thongs? 117 00:06:11,555 --> 00:06:13,455 None of them. 118 00:06:13,557 --> 00:06:15,524 Grandbabies. 119 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,994 Whichever grandbaby is buff enough. 120 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:24,199 Yeah, like his grandpapa. 121 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:29,371 [grunts] 122 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:32,574 - Oh, man. What, you blocked up, Uncle Curtis? 123 00:06:32,676 --> 00:06:35,343 They got yoga for that. 124 00:06:35,446 --> 00:06:36,745 - Okay. Yeah. 125 00:06:36,847 --> 00:06:40,082 Why are you walking an orchard through my house? 126 00:06:40,184 --> 00:06:41,817 - We're finishing up the backyard. 127 00:06:41,919 --> 00:06:44,219 Mom wants us to plant these fruit trees. 128 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,421 - That doesn't answer my question. 129 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:48,156 Why are they inside the house? 130 00:06:48,258 --> 00:06:50,859 What, you planting them in the bathtub? 131 00:06:50,961 --> 00:06:52,260 - No, the gate to the backyard is locked. 132 00:06:52,362 --> 00:06:53,528 That's why I'm cutting through the house. 133 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,897 - Uh, uh, uh... 134 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,999 How about I go unlock the gate? 135 00:06:58,102 --> 00:06:59,468 And that way you don't have 136 00:06:59,570 --> 00:07:02,871 to be cutting through here and not break any of my stuff. 137 00:07:02,973 --> 00:07:06,174 Then I don't have to cut you. 138 00:07:10,147 --> 00:07:11,446 - Tired. 139 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:20,288 - "The last will and testament of Curtis Payne." 140 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:21,556 - What? 141 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,158 - Wait, Uncle Curtis has a will? 142 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:24,292 I want to see. 143 00:07:24,394 --> 00:07:26,194 - No, no, no, we can't look at that. 144 00:07:26,296 --> 00:07:27,229 That's private. 145 00:07:27,331 --> 00:07:28,330 - Absolutely. 146 00:07:28,432 --> 00:07:31,266 What's in my dad's will is his business. 147 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,734 - All right. 148 00:07:32,836 --> 00:07:35,770 I wonder if he left me anything. 149 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:39,708 - Calvin, you're not just a little bit curious? 150 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:44,479 - Well, I guess me knowing what I'm getting won't hurt anything. 151 00:07:48,285 --> 00:07:49,718 Golf clubs? 152 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:52,020 I don't even golf. 153 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:54,489 I wouldn't mind learning though. 154 00:07:54,591 --> 00:07:56,291 - Looks like he just started. 155 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,727 - Oh, then we still have time then. 156 00:07:58,829 --> 00:08:00,095 - Time for what? 157 00:08:00,197 --> 00:08:01,563 - Well, this is a great opportunity 158 00:08:01,665 --> 00:08:04,366 to get in on the ground floor of Uncle Curtis's will. 159 00:08:04,468 --> 00:08:07,269 Like you said, he's just now starting to give away stuff. 160 00:08:07,371 --> 00:08:08,203 - That's weird. 161 00:08:08,305 --> 00:08:09,871 Like we're a bunch of vultures 162 00:08:09,973 --> 00:08:12,007 circling around my dad, waiting for him to die so we 163 00:08:12,109 --> 00:08:15,277 could get our hands on his stuff. 164 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,114 - Why are y'all still in here? 165 00:08:19,216 --> 00:08:22,050 - I told both of them we should leave, 166 00:08:22,152 --> 00:08:26,188 but they don't respect you like I do, Dad. 167 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:33,962 Like I said, we should get out of my daddy's house. 168 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,966 - Suck up. 169 00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:39,901 - I can't take any chances. 170 00:08:51,515 --> 00:08:53,515 - Curtis? - [giggles] 171 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,751 - Hey, baby. Mm-mm, mm-mm. 172 00:08:56,853 --> 00:09:00,121 Are you ever going to paint the back patio like you promised? 173 00:09:00,224 --> 00:09:03,491 - Yeah, baby, I'm gonna get it. 174 00:09:03,594 --> 00:09:07,195 - And when do you plan on doing that, baby? 175 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,098 - Well, I planned on doing it when you first asked me. 176 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,068 I just don't want to do it yet. 177 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,136 - Curtis, the whole family is 178 00:09:15,239 --> 00:09:17,138 pitching in to beautify our backyard. 179 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:20,976 So far, you're the only one who hasn't done anything. 180 00:09:21,078 --> 00:09:24,346 - That's because I'm the supervisor 181 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:27,082 and I make sure everybody's doing it right and tight. 182 00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:29,517 - [exasperated groan] 183 00:09:32,256 --> 00:09:33,555 - Okay. 184 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,223 - Thank you. 185 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,591 Thank you. 186 00:09:36,693 --> 00:09:39,594 - No, you'll thank me later. 187 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:46,101 - Buh bye. - What you looking at? 188 00:09:46,203 --> 00:09:47,202 What are you looking at? 189 00:09:47,304 --> 00:09:48,169 - Curtis. 190 00:09:48,272 --> 00:09:49,938 - You better go on and stop. 191 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,440 Stop, Ella! 192 00:09:56,446 --> 00:09:57,545 Calvin. 193 00:09:57,648 --> 00:09:59,848 - Oh, hello, Father. 194 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:02,417 I remember Mom asked you to paint the back porch. 195 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:06,655 Now I have some time, so I figured I'd do it for you. 196 00:10:06,757 --> 00:10:08,390 - All right. How much you want? 197 00:10:08,492 --> 00:10:11,459 - Oh, no, no, no. Don't insult me. 198 00:10:11,561 --> 00:10:13,228 Now, you gave life to me. 199 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:17,399 I'd be happy to make your life easier. 200 00:10:18,268 --> 00:10:23,471 - Okay. Maybe I did raise you right. 201 00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:28,943 - Hey, Uncle Curtis. - [gasps] 202 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:30,979 - Guess who made smothered turkey necks, 203 00:10:31,081 --> 00:10:33,348 greens, and cornbread just for you? 204 00:10:34,518 --> 00:10:35,450 - My mama? 205 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,752 - [laughter] 206 00:10:40,457 --> 00:10:41,323 - I did. 207 00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:44,426 I got the recipe from the Internet. 208 00:10:44,961 --> 00:10:46,661 - Why are you bringing me food? 209 00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:50,398 Am I on "Hidden Video"? 210 00:10:51,635 --> 00:10:53,535 Y'all got the-- 211 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:58,139 - No, Uncle Curtis. We love you and we want to express our 212 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,175 love for you through turkey necks. 213 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:04,212 - Okay. 214 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:06,948 Smells delicious. 215 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,050 Very delicious. Thank you. 216 00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:09,918 - You're welcome. 217 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,252 - Thank you. 218 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,255 - CJ: Uncle Curtis! 219 00:11:19,129 --> 00:11:21,029 - Excuse me. 220 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,599 - Hey. 221 00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:26,501 Hey y'all. 222 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,535 What's happening, man? 223 00:11:27,637 --> 00:11:29,304 How's my favorite uncle? 224 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,072 - Hey. 225 00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:32,841 - I had some extra time 226 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,243 on my hands and I said, you know what? 227 00:11:35,345 --> 00:11:38,246 Why don't I just take up a new hobby? You know what I mean? 228 00:11:38,348 --> 00:11:40,415 You want to get your Tiger Woods on? 229 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:43,818 - CJ, I haven't played golf in years. 230 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,520 How do you even remember I play? 231 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,322 - You got a set of clubs, don't you? 232 00:11:48,825 --> 00:11:51,993 - Yeah, I do. 233 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:54,162 - And you want to play or not? 234 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,563 - Yeah. 235 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,767 Yeah, Nephew. 236 00:11:59,269 --> 00:12:00,735 I want to play. 237 00:12:00,837 --> 00:12:02,971 - That's good. That's good. 238 00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:05,106 We gonna hit the back eighteen. 239 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,574 - You mean the back nine? 240 00:12:08,278 --> 00:12:09,878 - That's right. 241 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,113 Golf with my favorite uncle. 242 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,942 - The sheets are all done, Mr. Payne. 243 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,478 - Oh, good good good good good. 244 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,383 Are you okay? 245 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:34,719 - Just give me a minute. 246 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,722 - You know, I really appreciate you washing everything. 247 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,124 Hmm... 248 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,060 Did you use the Apple Blossom scent? 249 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,428 - Mm-hmm. 250 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:47,699 - Yeah, yeah, I like the Submarine for the sheets. 251 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,834 - I didn't know there was a difference. 252 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,304 - Yeah, yeah, the Submarine helps me sleep better. 253 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,840 The Apple Blossom is for my socks and underwear. 254 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,343 - I'm sorry. - Well, you know, 255 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,980 nothing says sorry like rewashing. 256 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,214 Making it right. 257 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,552 - Alright. - I'm really sorry. 258 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,888 - I'll rewash and dry everything. 259 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,990 - Oh, that's great. Thank you. 260 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,992 God bless your heart. 261 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,528 All the other parts. 262 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:21,933 Watching her work like that makes me thirsty. 263 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,067 So thirsty where is this-- 264 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,837 - [bell ringing] 265 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:26,838 - --this boy at? 266 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,708 - [bell ringing] - You rang? 267 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,012 - Okay. 268 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,447 Could you please bring me a grape soda on ice, please? 269 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,883 - Right away. - Chop, chop. 270 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,954 - Okay Unc. 271 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,323 Just changed the oil in your car. 272 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,858 Going to go home, get washed up. 273 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,126 - Oh okay. 274 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,261 Did you uh, do Ella's car? 275 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:55,700 - No, uh I don't have the filter or the right oil for her car. 276 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,268 - Yeah, yeah right. 277 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,503 Better hurry up and go before they close. 278 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,205 - Huh? - CURTIS: Auto store. 279 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,406 Get the oil. 280 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,242 Her car uses different oil than mine. 281 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,211 - Oh. - CURTIS: Yeah. 282 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,080 And, um, don't forget the oil filters. 283 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,782 Drain it out. 284 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,784 Let it drain, you put it in there. 285 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,552 - Okay. 286 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,254 - You might have to flush it. Check it. 287 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,389 - I'll be right back. 288 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,359 - Okay. You move kind of slow. 289 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:22,860 Okay. 290 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,933 - Here's your grape soda, Uncle Curtis. 291 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,034 - Thought I was gonna die. 292 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,603 [laughing] 293 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,640 - Those are square ice cubes? 294 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,041 - Um. 295 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,376 - Yeah. - Yeah. 296 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,111 - Yeah, I'm not feeling the square ice cubes. 297 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,613 Make them round. 298 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,116 - How am I supposed to do that? 299 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,520 - Well, if I knew that, I'd do it myself, wouldn't I? 300 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,089 - You're right. you're right. - Yeah. 301 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,057 Make them round. 302 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,263 He asks so many questions. 303 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,697 - He just wants to make sure he does everything 304 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,567 exactly how you like it. - CURTIS: Okay. 305 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,003 - Malik really wants to make you happy. 306 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,139 Much more than the rest of the other family members. 307 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,241 - Oh, okay. 308 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,143 [unintelligible] 309 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:17,282 I'm glad you stayed behind while CJ went to auto store. 310 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,083 Really? - I sure am. 311 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,854 You know, after you finish the laundry, 312 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,490 I need you to go jump on that attic for me. 313 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,192 Clean that sucker out. 314 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,996 It's been a while since I've been in there. 315 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,765 - Okay. 316 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,500 - Okay, all right. 317 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,969 And again, don't worry about getting bit by anything. 318 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,039 Because there's a few things up there. 319 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,643 If you get bit, just... rabies builds character. 320 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,180 - "Rabies builds character?" 321 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,348 - [grunts in agreement] 322 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,821 - I don't know what's gotten into Uncle Curtis. 323 00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:01,326 He's been so demanding lately. Acting all helpless. 324 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,027 - Y'all could complain all y'all want, 325 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,631 but none of you have seen the horrors that I've seen. 326 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,033 - What did he have you do? 327 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,871 - Boxers. Briefs. 328 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,709 Underwear. 329 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,212 - Did cleaning out the attic stress you that bad? 330 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,081 - Not as bad as the skidmarks did. 331 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,353 I hope he remembers me in his will. 332 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,155 I at least earned me some patio furniture. 333 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,959 - What did you do? You cleaned out an attic. 334 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:39,897 You washed some clothes. No. I've been dealing with him 335 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:44,001 the longest, so I should get dibs on his stuff. 336 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,871 - Come on, Dad. You're old. 337 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,773 - Watch yourself, Son. 338 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,642 - No, I meant you're older. Don't you think the bulk 339 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:55,079 of Uncle Curtis's wealth should go to the new generation? 340 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,083 - No. 341 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,453 I mean, all I'm thinking about is retirement. 342 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,723 - And we're thinking about our family. 343 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,693 - Like, how much longer do we have to suck up to him? 344 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,027 - Um... 345 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,531 I mean, until he goes. 346 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,933 - Come on, Dad. He's got good genes. 347 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,035 This could take forever. 348 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,370 - Damn it. 349 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:23,307 I mean, thank you, but 350 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,143 damn it! 351 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,545 - Man, we're going to be sucking up to him for years. 352 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,886 - Atlanta traffic! [laughs] 353 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,221 - Hey, baby. - Hi, baby. 354 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,923 - How was shopping with Grace? 355 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,758 - It was great. 356 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,260 - Oh, Lord, you found a bargain. 357 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,695 - I sure did. 358 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:48,065 And listen, I bought us some winter... 359 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,936 Curtis, the house is so clean. 360 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,471 - [laughing] 361 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,374 - And uh, why do I smell Apple Blossom? 362 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,242 I didn't do laundry. 363 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,311 - Uh no, you didn't have to. 364 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,913 Lisa did it. 365 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:06,651 - And why did Lisa do laundry? 366 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,619 - The same reason CJ changed 367 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,890 the oil in our cars and Malik waited on me hand 368 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,093 and foot, and Lisa cleaned the attic. 369 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:20,164 - Curtis, you made her go into the rabies rafters? 370 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,135 - Somebody had to clean up those dead squirrels. 371 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:28,639 - What possessed them to be at your beck and call? 372 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,775 - They wanted to be in the will. 373 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,778 - How do you know that, Curtis? 374 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,947 - Because it all makes sense. 375 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:39,650 CJ even talked about the golf clubs that I was leaving Calvin. 376 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,920 - Man, that's so ghoulish. 377 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:46,824 They wouldn't do that, Curtis. - CURTIS: [grunts] 378 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,563 - I waited 2 hours in line at the DMV. 379 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,532 - Thank you, sir. - Here's your registration. 380 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,134 - Oh, thank you. 381 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,171 Yeah, they would. 382 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,138 - Huh? 383 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,574 - Oh, nothing. 384 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,109 I'm just telling your mom 385 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:08,546 how helpful you've all been today, everybody. 386 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:12,250 - Oh, yeah. We appreciate you. 387 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,585 Me more than them. 388 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:18,523 And don't forget, I'm your son. 389 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,558 - Oh trust me, I've tried to forget many times. 390 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,261 - [laughing] 391 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,731 Good one, Pops. 392 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,503 - Okay. 393 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,540 I guess I was wrong. 394 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:39,310 - While you were out, they detailed your car. 395 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,679 Come see. 396 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,714 - What am I going to do with this man? 397 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,851 - Come on. - Here I come, baby. 398 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,520 Who detailed it? 399 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,721 - All of them. 400 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,560 - Hey, Pops. 401 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,930 You want to play catch like we used to? 402 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,765 Pops? 403 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,802 Mom? 404 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,911 Oh, hell, no. 405 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:18,015 He's spending all his money before he dies 406 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:22,720 and only leaving enough for his funeral expenses. 407 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,824 "Calvin, Stop being nosy. 408 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,493 "Wait till I die to see what you get. 409 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,996 You jerk." 410 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,932 Man. 411 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,939 Hey, CJ. 412 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,509 You're not going to believe this, Pops played us all. 413 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,744 - Y'all heard? 414 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,314 [laughing] 415 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,952 - ♪ 416 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,422 - ♪