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I'm gonna kill you, Weinselstein!

2
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Twerp.
- Unh!

3
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Why you running away, Weinselstein?
I got you a birthday present.

4
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That's okay.
You didn't have to get anything.

5
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I got you some bark.
And you're gonna eat it.

6
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- Cool. I was gonna eat bark anyway.
- No, you weren't.

7
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Yeah. See? All the things you were gonna do
to me, I was already planning on doing.

8
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Mm. Mm, so good.

9
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Yummy. Unh!

10
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- You planning on not being able to breathe?
- Yes.

11
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Listen to me, Weinselstein.
Nobody likes you.

12
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Nobody will ever like you.
Do you understand that?

13
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Come on. Let's split.

14
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Goodbye, loser.

15
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Mom? I'm home.

16
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Mom?

17
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<i>Happy birthday, little man.</i>

18
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<i>I had to work a double shift again,
but I love you very much. Mom.</i>

19
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<i>P.S. Dinner is in the fridge, and I got you
your favorite cake. It's on the counter.</i>

20
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<i>Combine the mix with two tablespoons
of oil and two eggs.</i>

21
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<i>We're out of eggs,
so you'll need to run out and get them.</i>

22
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<i>Preheat the oven to 350...</i>

23
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<i>... grease and flour a 9" x 13" cake pan
and then pour the batter into the pan.</i>

24
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<i>Careful not to spill.</i>

25
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<i>Hello, my young friends.
I'm Rance Holloway.</i>

26
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<i>You've probably seen me
on The Merv Griffin Show...</i>

27
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<i>... or live onstage...</i>

28
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<i>... at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino
in Las Vegas.</i>

29
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<i>That's where I perform such tricks
as "Skateboarding Ghost"...</i>

30
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<i>..."The Amazing Cordless Telephone"...</i>

31
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<i>... and my very famous
"Mouth Birds" illusion.</i>

32
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Wow.

33
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<i>Did you like that? Of course you did.</i>

34
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<i>That trick just blew your mind,
because that's what magic does.</i>

35
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<i>It blows people's minds.</i>

36
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<i>Welcome to the amazing world
of magic.</i>

37
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<i>A world where you can astonish
and enchant those around you.</i>

38
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<i>Because everyone loves a magician.</i>

39
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<i>And if you follow my instructions,
they'll love you too.</i>

40
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<i>Let's begin now with a simple illusion...</i>

41
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<i>... where we pull pennies out of our nose.</i>

42
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Alakazam!

43
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- How'd you do that?
- A magician never tells his secrets.

44
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- Oh. Okay.
- It's a rubber thumb.

45
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Oh, cool!

46
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- I'm Anthony Mertz.
- Albert Weinselstein.

47
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You're that kid who's always in the
nurse's office, right?

48
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Not always.
Sometimes they send me to the hospital.

49
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What are those for?

50
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This one's for my allergies,
and this one's for my asthma.

51
00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,227
And this is testosterone.

52
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My doctor says I'm dangerously close
to being a girl.

53
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Do you know any other tricks?

54
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I have a whole magic kit at home.

55
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Behold.

56
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An empty top hat. Perfectly normal.

57
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Alakazam!

58
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Wow. You're like a boy witch.

59
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Thank you.

60
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Hey. What if you put a plastic bag
of water in the hidden compartment?

61
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Then water would come out
instead of confetti.

62
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- Do you wanna be my partner?
- More than anything.

63
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Okay. I think we should start
writing down our trick ideas.

64
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- Like in a notebook.
- Yes.

65
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An enchanted notebook,
with leather and buckles.

66
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- All I have is a regular notebook.
- That'll work.

67
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So then our first trick
should be "Confetti Out of a Hat."

68
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Awesome.
- Ta-da.

69
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<i>Incredible. Incredible.</i>

70
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Burt. Burt. I want you to come work for me.
Here, at Bally's.

71
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Ah! Heh.

72
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But I need you to do one thing for me.

73
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I need you to dump Anton.

74
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He's... Well, he's homely.

75
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No offense.

76
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None taken.

77
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I'm sorry, Doug. Anton and I are a team.

78
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Always have been, always will be.

79
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Fair enough. Welcome to Bally's, boys.

80
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Congratulations.

81
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<i>Ladies and gentlemen.</i>

82
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<i>The Incredible Burt and Anton!</i>

83
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Abra, abracabadbra

84
00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,206
<i>I wanna reach out and grab ya</i>

85
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Burt Wonderstone.

86
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,085
And I'm Anton Marvelton.

87
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But, of course, you already knew that.

88
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Abra, abracadabra

89
00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,763
<i>I wanna reach out and grab ya</i>

90
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<i>Abra, abracadabra</i>

91
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Abracadabra

92
00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,192
What you may not know
is that Burt and I...

93
00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,820
... have been magical friends and partners
since we were young boys.

94
00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:52,658
We always knew there was something
a little bit different about our friendship.

95
00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,910
Remember our games of Hangman, Burt'?

96
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I sure do, Anton. But we didn't play it
quite the way the other kids did.

97
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our beautiful assistant, Nicole.

98
00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,640
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Anton.

99
00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:19,268
We're here to do magic, not Nicole.

100
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- "Hangman."
- "Hangman."

101
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,013
And that's why we call it:

102
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- A magical friendship.
- A magical friendship.

103
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Abra, abracadabra

104
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,398
Night after night after night,
lam in magic hell.

105
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,734
Could you take any more time
making the switch?

106
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,904
- I'm standing under that cloak like an asshole.
- Give me a break.

107
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:57,574
I've been doing the switch the same way
I've done it for the last 1O years.

108
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,117
You're just impatient.

109
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,955
I am impatient, Anton, because I have
to share a cloak with a sweaty walrus-man.

110
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,290
You just want to get the show over with.

111
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,085
Could we get a towel for him, please?
Dab it down.

112
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,295
- I sweat because I work hard.
- Take my phone!

113
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:13,590
You think it's easy securing
your safety harness in the dark?

114
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,468
Would you rather I let the noose
just snap your neck off?

115
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,720
Can we do one show
without this bitch-fest?

116
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,932
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your
performance as a walking mannequin?

117
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,768
- That's it. You know what? I qu...
- You quit? You quit?

118
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,645
- I qui... I qui...
- You quit? You quit?

119
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:27,855
You quit?

120
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,274
- Ugh! I quit!
- Go get a job at Cirque du So-lame.

121
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,652
- That's the second one this month.
- Not like they're hard to replace.

122
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,112
Case in point. You.

123
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,321
- What? Sorry'?
- Yes.

124
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,823
- What's your name?
- Oh. Jane.

125
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,200
- You know the tricks?
- Yes. You need something?

126
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,911
- Thirty seconds till "The Burt Locker."
- You're Nicole.

127
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:46,623
Oh, wow. Mr. Wonderstone.
That is a tremendous honor.

128
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,501
I don't think I'm ready to take on that.
I'm not rehearsed.

129
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,296
I would need several years of...
That is not an outfit.

130
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,298
Mr. Marvelton, this may be a bad idea.

131
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,717
- You're gonna be great.
- I'm terrified of crowds.

132
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,760
- Don't worry.
- You have no idea. I have a fear...

133
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,263
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.

134
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,183
- What? She has no ribs.
- Ugh!

135
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:05,851
You took her hair.

136
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:09,521
Abra, abracadabra

137
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,108
You know, folks,
when you grow up as a magician...

138
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,778
... the first escape you learn
is generally from a school locker.

139
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,823
The jocks hated us...

140
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,826
... because we always stole
their girlfriends away from them...

141
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:25,329
... using the power of magic!

142
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,005
- I like the blond.
- Oh, thanks.

143
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,007
- Makes you look cute.
- Thanks.

144
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,511
So I finally got this new bed that I ordered.

145
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,680
What?
Sorry, I'm just trying to concentrate.

146
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:25,889
Behind you.

147
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:31,728
It's an octuple king. Biggest bed in Vegas.
Easily sleeps two dozen adults.

148
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,399
If the phone rings and I'm on the other
side of the bed, I can't get to it.

149
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,775
There's no way. Sword.

150
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,402
Ahh! God, that was close.

151
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,072
The point is, it's a huge bed.

152
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,869
And I was wondering,
would you like to see it tonight...

153
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,078
... nakedly?

154
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,622
Oh, I don't think that's a good idea...

155
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,584
- ... since we just started working together...
- Listen, Nicole.

156
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,960
- It's Jane.
- Sword.

157
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,756
I know this is your first show
and it's all very new and fresh and exciting...

158
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,426
... but when you have done this 5000 times...

159
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:05,429
... you'll find that having sex with me
is the only way...

160
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:09,600
... to mitigate the miserable drudgery
of your existence.

161
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:14,271
- My point is this. Let's just have sex.
- It's not gonna happen.

162
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:17,232
- You a lesbian?
- Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you...

163
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,943
- ... a lesbian?
- Mm, no. I've slept with plenty of lesbians.

164
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:26,450
Wow. I've worshiped you for 10 years and
you've just made me hate you in 60 seconds.

165
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,952
Hmm. Right there.

166
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,676
Looks like I'm the one
who scored this time, you dumb jock!

167
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,648
Ladies and gentlemen,
our most famous illusion.

168
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,609
- You know where we're going with this one.
- One we call:

169
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:04,863
- "Man Head/Lady Body."
- "Man Head/Lady Body."

170
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,490
Right!

171
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,992
All right, here we go. Here we go.

172
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,830
In order to accomplish
this impossible feat of impossibility...

173
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,333
... we are going to need a female volunteer
from the audience.

174
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,711
Female volunteer.
Let's see who we have.

175
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,129
Anyone? Anyone?

176
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:26,635
Who will it be for "Man Head/Lady Body"?

177
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,387
Ahh.

178
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,224
Would you care to join me onstage?

179
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,561
How about a round of applause?

180
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,194
Mm.

181
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,407
I can't believe I'm really making out
with Burt Wonderstone.

182
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:51,577
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.

183
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,371
Your place is so beautiful.

184
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,748
This is not my place.

185
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,002
This is my place.

186
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,088
Oh, my God!

187
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:07,134
- Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.
- Yes, it is.

188
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,886
Look at you!
- Look at me.

189
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,722
- Oh, my God, look at your costume!
- Yes, yes.

190
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:12,931
Posters.

191
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,061
Oh, my God! There you are!

192
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,022
- And here I am.
- Aw.

193
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:23,275
Yes. Come with me, please.

194
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:24,902
Ah.

195
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,947
Would you do me a kindness
and jump up on the bench, please?

196
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:34,036
Legs facing that way,
arms as if you're holding a giant pumpkin.

197
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,413
Good.

198
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,750
So, Miranda,
what are your hopes and dreams?

199
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,753
Well, I'd really like
to own my own hair salons.

200
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,422
That's great. You're interesting.
Follow me, please.

201
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:49,301
There will be no biting or scratching,
anything that can leave a mark.

202
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:53,263
This is a standard release form
acknowledging that you are over 18...

203
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:57,392
... and that you are willingly consenting
to the sex acts that we are about to commit.

204
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,436
It's a lot of paperwork.

205
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,606
- It's a lot of sex acts.
- Mm.

206
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,985
Oh, my God! It's huge!

207
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,613
Biggest bed in Vegas.

208
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,319
Hey, ahem, Jimbo! Hey, there you go.
Sprinkle the infield there.

209
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,364
You've done such a great job today.

210
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:56,535
I just want to reward you for your
excellent service with this $100 bill.

211
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:59,621
You're just gonna turn it
into a $1 bill when I take it.

212
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,500
I don't know where that's coming from.
Who would do that?

213
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:07,004
That's mean. A $1 bill is a horrible tip.

214
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:10,299
I'm giving you $100.

215
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,260
Heh.

216
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,387
Oh, my gosh. You got me again.

217
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,764
Yes, I did. You never learn.

218
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,057
- He never learns.
- Agh.

219
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,350
I'm sorry.

220
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,187
Hey, Jim, I think you've got something
in your pocket.

221
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,690
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.

222
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,526
Oh.

223
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:30,861
Look who's here.

224
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,279
Bun?

225
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,324
Anton. Lucius Belvedere.
Rick the implausible.

226
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,950
This is a rare treat.

227
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:40,746
I can't remember the last time
I saw you two together offstage.

228
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,040
We're both busy, that's all.

229
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,417
We see each other every day.

230
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,630
- So how's the show going?
- Not so good. Good.

231
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,048
Pretty good. It's okay.

232
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:56,261
<i>I'm in the lobby doing the 2 to 2:30 shift.
Wednesdays through...</i>

233
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,889
Well, just Wednesdays.
Plus I'm doing some webisodes.

234
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,767
- Drum up business that way.
- What the hell is a webisode?

235
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:06,939
Are you being serious? What's a webis...?
It's a show that you do on the Internet.

236
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,567
It's just like being on TV or having a movie
except you don't go through...

237
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,403
... you know, all the hassle
of people seeing it.

238
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,614
What happened to your hand?

239
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:19,743
Oh, one of my Bengal tigers
has been getting a little bitey lately.

240
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,038
That's why I'm a comedy magician,
not a big cat magician.

241
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,291
I want to kill onstage,
not have some tiger rip my hand...

242
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,669
I don't want to get killed. I want to kill on...

243
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,462
You know what? Just forget it.

244
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:31,797
- It's tough.
- It is tough.

245
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,258
- It is tough.
- It was funny in my head.

246
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,760
If I spend more than an hour away
from my cats...

247
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,929
... they forget who I am and attack me.

248
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,931
Sounds like my wife and kids.

249
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,809
If, you know, by "wife and kids"
I meant my ferrets.

250
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,771
You know, if I had a wife and kids
and wasn't just home alone.

251
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:52,109
- What's going on out there?
- Eating Popsicle after Popsicle.

252
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:56,280
I don't know, we should probably go check it
out. Like, as a group? Bunch of friends?

253
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:10,085
Appreciate it.
You seem like an open-minded crowd.

254
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,964
Things are about to happen here that may
be difficult for many of you to process.

255
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:18,427
If you're at all squeamish, I encourage you
to take shelter inside the casinos.

256
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,137
Move along.

257
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,433
Or just turn it off.

258
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,686
I'll give you a moment.

259
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:38,155
Congratulations.
You are truly brave.

260
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:41,325
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!

261
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,870
Get it off! Get off!

262
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,165
He totally nailed you with that fireball, man.

263
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,292
Sorry. Guilty pleasure.

264
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,505
You're a really good sport.
Whatever that means.

265
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,674
- Would you like to help me with a trick?
- Sure.

266
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,134
Now he done it.

267
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,145
Who is this hot mess?

268
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,523
That's Steve Gray, the street magician.

269
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,192
That guy's a magician?
He doesn't even have a costume.

270
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,779
Pick a card.
Show it to the crowd and that whole deal.

271
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,366
Now take the marker from your pocket...

272
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,327
... and write your mother's name on that card.

273
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:26,995
But I don't have a...

274
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,206
Oh, snap!

275
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,291
What's with all the cameras?

276
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,378
<i>Oh, he's shooting his cable show,
Brain Rapist.</i>

277
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,713
- "Brain Rapist"?
- Yeah.

278
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,549
You live in a bubble or something?

279
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,092
Come on, come on, come on.

280
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:43,846
Dorothy. His mother's name is Dorothy.

281
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,055
Pretty name.

282
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:49,309
I'm gonna take Dorothy,
slide her into the center of the deck...

283
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,562
... and put her back in my pocket.

284
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,565
Now punch me in the face.

285
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:57,568
- What?
- Punch me in the face. Hard as you can.

286
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,319
- I'm not gonna do that.
- Of course.

287
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:03,240
Sometimes the roles we're forced
to play in life are difficult to understand.

288
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,034
Like your mother, Dorothy...

289
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:10,038
... who, for the good of sailors everywhere,
lived the life of a whore.

290
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,416
Whorethy. That's what they called her.

291
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,084
Surrender, Whorethy.

292
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,295
You're not in Kansas anymore, Whorethy.

293
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,759
- No, no, no.
- Jesus.

294
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,971
- Is that guy a plant?
- That looked like a real punch.

295
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:29,766
It's okay!

296
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,226
I've already forgiven him.

297
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,771
I provoked him
and awakened his pain body.

298
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,985
- Oh.
- Wow.

299
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,279
That's swelling up pretty quick.

300
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,406
I better let the pressure off.

301
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:55,626
Better.

302
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,045
Ha-ha-ha. Wait.

303
00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:00,339
Feels like there's something in there.

304
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:03,800
Let me just...

305
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:11,016
One!

306
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:12,809
TWo!

307
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,811
Three!

308
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,105
Daddy!

309
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,152
I wonder what this could be.

310
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,326
It's the card!

311
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,536
Oh, that's nuts!

312
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,704
As it was in the beginning...

313
00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:35,791
... so shall it be in the end.

314
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,670
I tried to warn them.

315
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,841
That's it.

316
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,012
That's crazy, man!

317
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:52,599
Go! Go!

318
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,901
Hello. I haven't seen you around.

319
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,863
I don't believe I have had the pleasure.

320
00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:12,244
We caught your thing out on the street...

321
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:16,373
... and it was disgusting.
But pretty good.

322
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,376
Good. Bad.

323
00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:22,880
I don't eat from that tree.

324
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,384
Hey, any chance I can get you
to sign something for me?

325
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:31,263
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs,
but I suppose I can make an exception.

326
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,056
It's a release form.

327
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:37,936
Just in case we caught you in the background.
I don't want to have to pixelate your face.

328
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:39,563
Mm.

329
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:42,900
- Do I need to sign a release form?
- No, I can pixelate your face.

330
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:48,447
So, anywho,
we have a show over at Bally's...

331
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:52,075
... and I could get you some comps,
if you'd like to take a look at our act.

332
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:55,329
We do this one trick, it's a man's head...

333
00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:57,206
I tell you what.

334
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:01,251
Pretend I'm still here and tell me all about it.

335
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:18,435
From Chicago, Brain Rapist.

336
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:21,813
<i>The world record for staring was 24 hours.</i>

337
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:25,484
<i>But I've been doing it for over three
days now and, frankly, I'm bored.</i>

338
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:29,363
<i>So I'm gonna spice things up
with a little pepper spray.</i>

339
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:31,073
<i>Bring it.</i>

340
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:41,500
<i>Do you see me blinking? I'm not blinking!</i>

341
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,753
<i>For a very long time!</i>

342
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,303
<i>- He's like a god. A god of pepper spray.
Uncomfortable, but in a great way.</i>

343
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:54,805
<i>Certainly not human.</i>

344
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:56,640
<i>He broke the record!</i>

345
00:25:56,807 --> 00:26:00,644
<i>Here at Bally's, you'll be pampered
like an enormous baby.</i>

346
00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:03,981
<i>There's a hair dryer and an ironing board
in every room.</i>

347
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,066
<i>And if you like steakhouses...</i>

348
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:10,654
<i>you'll love Sally's signature steakhouse,
Bally's Steakhouse.</i>

349
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:13,824
<i>And after dinner, check out
the Incredible Burt & Anton...</i>

350
00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:17,035
<i>... in their own Burt & Anton Theater.</i>

351
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:24,501
<i>Abra, abracabadbra
I wanna reach out and grab ya</i>

352
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:26,378
Abra, abracabadbra

353
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:29,631
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Burt Wonderstone.

354
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,300
And I'm Anton Marvelton.

355
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,802
But, of course, you already knew that.

356
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:42,644
In order to achieve this impossible feat
of impossibility...

357
00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:46,690
... we will need a female volunteer
from the audience. Who will that be?

358
00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:49,193
Who will the female volunteer be?

359
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,906
All right.

360
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:57,701
Nope.

361
00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,536
You're a dude.

362
00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:03,040
Yes, $2 million.

363
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,709
Two point five million.

364
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,879
Okay. I'm sorry about that, guys.

365
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:11,632
How are you?

366
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,008
I am incredible.

367
00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:15,260
Mm. Wow.

368
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:17,346
Look how big Judah's gotten.

369
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:19,598
- Yeah.
- How old is he now?

370
00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,393
I don't know.

371
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,940
But I'll tell you what. That kid?
That kid is your biggest fan.

372
00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:29,274
Ah. I love it!

373
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:31,902
Unfortunately, I'm starting to think
he's your only fan.

374
00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:33,737
Mm. Ha, ha.

375
00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:36,073
- What?
- Your ticket sales suck.

376
00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:40,285
- Well, we have a following.
- You need a younger crowd, okay?

377
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:43,121
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?

378
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:46,917
Ah. God. Let me tell you about Steve Gray.

379
00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:50,504
All that guys does is mumble and cut himself.
Anybody can do that.

380
00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:52,548
My niece does that. Heh.

381
00:27:53,632 --> 00:27:58,011
<i>Well, he's getting a national following
between the ages of 25 and 45.</i>

382
00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:01,265
They're calling him the future of magic.

383
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,767
Would you like to see his latest stunt?

384
00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:06,103
Mm-mm. All right.

385
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:11,733
<i>For 12 long days, he's held his urine.</i>

386
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:12,943
<i>No!</i>

387
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:17,114
<i>Be there for the final hour
of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.</i>

388
00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:20,242
<i>- Ahh!
- "Holding It In."</i>

389
00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:23,787
<i>Is that a fountain over there?
Seriously, could we turn that off?</i>

390
00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:25,122
<i>That's not fair.</i>

391
00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:27,499
<i>Live on Intense TV.</i>

392
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:30,335
<i>I'm sure this is normal,
but my legs are shutting down.</i>

393
00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:34,590
<i>What is going through your mind right now?</i>

394
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,133
<i>I really have to pee, Richard.</i>

395
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:37,634
<i>Yeah.</i>

396
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:42,848
<i>He's made it this far, but will he last?</i>

397
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:45,893
<i>He should be dead.
Right now, he's got more urine than blood.</i>

398
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:51,273
<i>So join us this Friday
at 9/8 Central on Intense TV.</i>

399
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:57,029
A magician? You call that a magician?
You actually enjoy that?

400
00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:58,780
I don't enjoy any of this shit.

401
00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:01,074
All right, Burt...

402
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:05,829
... this is the brochure
for my new signature hotel, Doug.

403
00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,123
This hotel is the same
as all the other hotels.

404
00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:10,709
But I'm going to be charging 70% more
for everything.

405
00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:12,503
Now, do you know why I can do that?

406
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:16,340
- Because it's shinier?
- Shut up.

407
00:29:16,507 --> 00:29:18,008
Because it's new.

408
00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:19,551
And people love new.

409
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:23,013
And when people love something,
it becomes valuable.

410
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:27,351
So new equals valuable.
Do you understand what I'm saying?

411
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:35,317
You've been doing the same shit
since I hired you.

412
00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:39,696
You even come onstage
to that same goddamn song.

413
00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:42,866
It's called "Abracadabra."
And it is considered a modern classic.

414
00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:45,494
- It's shit.
- I agree with him, Burt.

415
00:29:45,661 --> 00:29:49,373
There's no reason we couldn't do
something big. Headline-grabbing.

416
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,291
I am not holding my piss!

417
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,043
Steve Gray already did that.

418
00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:54,753
He owns that. He owns it.

419
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,881
You need to do something else,
something fresh.

420
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,260
I suppose I could hold my poop.

421
00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:04,721
I'll have a large meal.
I'll eat some yogurt and granola.

422
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:07,224
And I'll hold my poop. For 24 hours.

423
00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:09,852
- What is wrong with him?
- "Will Burt poop?"

424
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,186
"Will it happen?"

425
00:30:11,353 --> 00:30:12,980
"Will he crap his pants?"

426
00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:17,401
I think I've got something.

427
00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:29,580
Keep coming.

428
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,418
Now, why do you call it The Hot Box?

429
00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:39,089
Well, the Vegas sun will effectively
turn the Plexiglas box into an oven.

430
00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:42,593
We estimate the interior temperature
may hit 200 degrees.

431
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:46,054
And you and Burt Wonderstone plan
to stay in the box an entire week?

432
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,808
That's right, reporter. Hello.

433
00:30:49,975 --> 00:30:51,268
Excuse us.

434
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:54,271
What are you wearing?

435
00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:57,316
My magician's costume
because I am a magician.

436
00:30:57,482 --> 00:31:00,944
The whole point of this is to update our act.
You need to go change.

437
00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:05,282
Now this is Vegas, baby. Look at this crowd.
This is what I'm talking about.

438
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:07,618
This is awesome.
I wish I could come with you.

439
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:10,913
You don't want to do that, son.
It's gonna smell like ass in there.

440
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:12,539
Okay, guys, we're ready for you.

441
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,625
- You're gonna wear that?
- Yes.

442
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:17,294
It's velvet, Burt. You're gonna die.

443
00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:24,760
Ah. That's better.

444
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,512
<i>Everybody dance now</i>

445
00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:29,515
Ladies and gentlemen, the beautiful Nicole!

446
00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:37,105
Just remember,
all you have to do is nothing.

447
00:31:39,483 --> 00:31:41,818
<i>Come on, let's sweat</i>

448
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,654
<i>Baby</i>

449
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,367
<i>Let the rhythm move you</i>

450
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:52,412
<i>- Sweat
- Sweat</i>

451
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,623
<i>Let the music take control</i>

452
00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:58,460
<i>Everybody!
Come on, let's sweat</i>

453
00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:00,587
<i>Baby</i>

454
00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:05,217
<i>Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you</i>

455
00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:25,028
<i>ANT ON'.
Whoa.</i>

456
00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:27,573
All right.

457
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:41,670
I just realized I won't be having sex for a week.

458
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,468
- What are you doing?
- Breathing exercises.

459
00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:50,053
I've been doing them all week.

460
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,598
- You're practicing breathing?
- Yes.

461
00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:54,474
0K8)'-

462
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,226
A nice view.

463
00:32:58,228 --> 00:33:00,105
It's smaller than I thought it would be.

464
00:33:00,272 --> 00:33:02,733
Okay, maybe if you'd come
to even one rehearsal...

465
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,526
"Maybe if you'd come to rehearsal."

466
00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:07,529
Maybe you need to rehearse
sitting in a box, Anton. I don't.

467
00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:09,615
- Fine.
- Not this guy.

468
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,911
I can't breathe, I can't breathe!

469
00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:16,747
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can!
- No, it's so small!

470
00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:18,624
Relax. It's only been 20 minutes.

471
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,083
- Don't touch me!
- Okay.

472
00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:27,090
We're just having fun!

473
00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:37,309
Burt! Stop it!

474
00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:38,727
Please, just calm down.

475
00:33:38,894 --> 00:33:42,272
- Burt, you're going to break the box.
- No, you're gonna break the box!

476
00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,623
Help us!

477
00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:02,125
Help me. Help me.

478
00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:04,336
- Burt!
- Help me, I'm slipping! Aah!

479
00:34:06,672 --> 00:34:08,173
This is the best trick ever!

480
00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:11,134
Hold on, Burt! Breathe, Burt!

481
00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:12,970
- Don't panic!
- Shut up!

482
00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:16,098
Lower the crane!

483
00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:18,058
- What are you doing? No!
- Climbing!

484
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,768
Hey, not there!

485
00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:22,479
You're killing me!

486
00:34:23,272 --> 00:34:24,773
Hurry up! Unh!

487
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,528
<i>No, Bum!</i>

488
00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:36,451
Oh, my ankles are broken.

489
00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:39,496
Aah! Your face got me right in the knee.

490
00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:41,331
I told you this was a bad idea.

491
00:34:41,498 --> 00:34:43,292
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!

492
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:46,503
It was a good idea screwed up
by a pompous ass!

493
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,006
Oh, really? Agh!

494
00:34:49,173 --> 00:34:51,216
This partnership is over. I quit!

495
00:34:51,383 --> 00:34:53,719
What? Just because a couple
of broken ankles?

496
00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:56,180
- Some of his ribs are broken.
- You are so selfish!

497
00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:59,850
Me? I can't believe I put up with you
for so many years!

498
00:35:00,017 --> 00:35:02,811
You know what? I don't need you.
Nobody comes to see you.

499
00:35:02,978 --> 00:35:05,355
They call it "The Incredible Burt & Anton"...

500
00:35:05,522 --> 00:35:08,150
... not "The Incredible Burt
& the Incredible Anton"!

501
00:35:08,317 --> 00:35:11,945
- "The incredible" applies to both of us!
- That is a hateful thing to say!

502
00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:14,072
Whatever! You're welcome to it!

503
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,826
- Good luck, you incredible asshole!
- Aah!

504
00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:20,829
- You're gonna be all right.
- We don't know that yet.

505
00:35:20,996 --> 00:35:22,122
Oh.

506
00:35:22,372 --> 00:35:24,333
You're the asshole.

507
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,168
That's it?

508
00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:30,380
Thirty years of friendship, Burt.
Say something.

509
00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,145
Ladies and gentlemen...

510
00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:46,855
... The Hot Box!

511
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:50,567
Yes, folks, it's truly a sad day.

512
00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:55,322
Judah!

513
00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:58,033
Judah, move your little ass.

514
00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:01,703
Burt, are you here?

515
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:05,082
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.

516
00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:08,252
- It's Jane. I'll wait till you're done.
- No! It's a bubble bath.

517
00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:10,587
You can't see anything. Come on in.

518
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:13,924
Okay. I just think we need to talk
about everything because I just...

519
00:36:14,091 --> 00:36:16,301
Oh, my God! Burt.

520
00:36:16,468 --> 00:36:19,596
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.

521
00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:23,058
There. That's not better.

522
00:36:23,225 --> 00:36:26,937
Listen. I wanted to talk to you
about the show.

523
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:29,815
The show goes on.

524
00:36:29,982 --> 00:36:33,777
<i>A Magical Friendship."</i>

525
00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:35,988
- Yes, and?
- Anton is gone.

526
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:39,950
- So?
- How are we gonna do the show?

527
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:42,619
- Nicole. Let me explain something.
- Jane.

528
00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:46,790
I don't need a partner. I never needed a partner,
certainly not Anton.

529
00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:50,794
He was just a weight around my legs.

530
00:36:50,961 --> 00:36:52,796
What did he ever bring to the equation?

531
00:36:52,963 --> 00:36:58,468
Business acumen
and ideas and friendship. Pfft!

532
00:36:58,635 --> 00:36:59,761
Better off without him.

533
00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:02,055
- You think you can handle it on your own?
- Mm-hm.

534
00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:06,143
- Give it a shot, because I can't watch this.
- I don't need him and I don't need you!

535
00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:07,978
Good, because you don't have us.

536
00:37:08,145 --> 00:37:11,148
And another thing!
Why don't you get in the tub?

537
00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,858
Oh, God.

538
00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:33,670
<i>Abra, abracabadbra
I wanna reach out and grab ya</i>

539
00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:36,882
Abra, abracabadbra

540
00:37:39,009 --> 00:37:40,552
<i>Abracabadbra</i>

541
00:37:41,136 --> 00:37:44,681
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Burt Wonderstone.

542
00:37:45,265 --> 00:37:47,351
But, of course, you already knew that.

543
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:51,021
Abra, abracabadbra

544
00:37:52,523 --> 00:37:54,691
<i>I wanna reach out and grab ya</i>

545
00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:58,320
Abra, abracabadbra

546
00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:02,699
Now, what you may not know...

547
00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:08,539
... is that I have been magical friends
with each other since I was young boys.

548
00:38:08,705 --> 00:38:12,125
I've always known
that there was something different...

549
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:14,545
... about my friendship...

550
00:38:14,711 --> 00:38:16,380
... with myself.

551
00:38:16,547 --> 00:38:18,423
Hey, remember my games of Hangman?

552
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:19,883
I sure do.

553
00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:25,681
But I played them a little differently
than the other kids.

554
00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:35,732
Hold on, hold on.

555
00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,901
Cloak.

556
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,158
"Hangman."

557
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:33,457
- That was shit. That was shit.
- I think that went pretty damn well.

558
00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:35,459
It was a train wreck!

559
00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:37,294
That is it! I'm pulling the plug!

560
00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:38,795
What are you talking about?

561
00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:42,925
You said you were gonna do a new show!
That was the same show, just without Anton!

562
00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:45,469
You can't be magical friends with yourself!

563
00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:49,806
Fine! Any hotel in Vegas
would kill to have Burt Wonderstone.

564
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:53,143
- Really?
- And besides, I put away a ton of money.

565
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:55,354
You put away almost nothing.

566
00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:58,607
What are all these words?
This is gobbledygook.

567
00:39:58,774 --> 00:40:01,485
- What about all my investments?
- Yes, okay. Good.

568
00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:03,320
What about them? Here you go.

569
00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:07,491
<i>There's your imported Mexican spring water,
Aqua de Leche.</i>

570
00:40:07,658 --> 00:40:10,494
That was a very classy product.
High-end packaging.

571
00:40:10,661 --> 00:40:11,995
It's Mexican water, Burt.

572
00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:15,332
You were selling the promise
of diarrhea for three bucks a bottle.

573
00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:18,377
How about the millions you put
into that theme restaurant.

574
00:40:18,544 --> 00:40:20,879
James Cameron's Titanic Cafe
was a great idea.

575
00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:22,506
Our only mistakes were:

576
00:40:22,673 --> 00:40:26,260
A, made the floor too slanty,
food kept sliding off the plates...

577
00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:30,097
... and B,
did not get James Cameron's permission.

578
00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:32,391
Gotta get permission. We talked about that.

579
00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:35,227
It's your lavish lifestyle.
Don't you understand, Burt?

580
00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:39,356
You spent $75,000 last month
on bed sheets.

581
00:40:39,857 --> 00:40:43,026
Are you telling me
that I don't have any money?

582
00:40:45,654 --> 00:40:50,159
You have a savings bond. Here.

583
00:40:53,662 --> 00:40:56,373
Two hundred dollars
that my nana gave to me.

584
00:40:56,540 --> 00:41:00,836
Yeah, $200 in 1973.

585
00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:02,337
Today it is worth:

586
00:41:03,255 --> 00:41:05,632
$248.

587
00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:09,845
Hmm. Hmm.

588
00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:12,514
The pout.

589
00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:46,423
<i>- Burt'?
- Hello, Nicole. How are you? That's great.</i>

590
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:51,720
<i>I had to give up my suite,
so I was wondering if I might be able...</i>

591
00:41:51,887 --> 00:41:56,767
<i>- ... to crash at your place for a couple of nights.
- Oh, that's probably not a good idea, because...</i>

592
00:41:56,934 --> 00:42:00,604
<i>Well, here's the thing.
I have not eaten in 24 hours...</i>

593
00:42:00,771 --> 00:42:05,275
<i>... because it turns out that room service
does not deliver outside the hotel.</i>

594
00:42:05,442 --> 00:42:08,278
Yeah, that's pretty standard. I...

595
00:42:11,323 --> 00:42:15,786
I guess you could stay here for a night.
Do you know where I live?

596
00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:23,877
I am in need of rabbit food and birdseed.

597
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,965
- Wow. You really were hungry.
- Mm.

598
00:42:28,549 --> 00:42:30,467
I almost ate one of my rabbits.

599
00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:32,970
But they're riddled with lice.

600
00:42:33,136 --> 00:42:37,140
Look at me. Burt Wonderstone,
the greatest magician in the world...

601
00:42:37,307 --> 00:42:40,644
... sitting in this cruddy little apartment,
eating slop.

602
00:42:40,811 --> 00:42:41,979
What is this?

603
00:42:42,145 --> 00:42:44,606
It's pan-roasted tilapia
with squash blossoms.

604
00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:48,610
Horrible gruel.
I imagine this is what prisoners eat.

605
00:42:48,777 --> 00:42:50,904
I'll get it. Let me get that.

606
00:42:51,321 --> 00:42:52,906
Thank you.

607
00:42:54,658 --> 00:42:56,994
Oh, that's not... Um.

608
00:42:57,202 --> 00:42:58,328
0K8)'-

609
00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:06,837
That's me and my grandmother.
She was a showgirl.

610
00:43:07,004 --> 00:43:08,672
I used to come visit her in Vegas...

611
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:12,634
... and that's when I first saw your show
at the Golden Nugget. It was so good.

612
00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:15,846
I knew right then and there
that I wanted to do magic.

613
00:43:16,013 --> 00:43:17,806
- Really?
- Yes.

614
00:43:17,973 --> 00:43:19,308
Do you know what time it is?

615
00:43:19,808 --> 00:43:20,851
It...

616
00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:24,855
Very good. Give it back, please.

617
00:43:25,022 --> 00:43:26,148
I already did.

618
00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:31,653
- Fine. You can do a little sleight of hand.
- Oh, your wallet.

619
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:33,614
<i>Hmm.</i>

620
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:35,991
Oh, God, you really are broke. Five dollars?

621
00:43:36,158 --> 00:43:39,161
L... I actually need that.

622
00:43:41,497 --> 00:43:42,664
Don't crumple it.

623
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,672
I have millions of ideas for tricks, Burt.

624
00:43:50,839 --> 00:43:53,550
Did you really think I wanted
to be a magician's assistant?

625
00:43:53,717 --> 00:43:55,093
- Yes.
- No, Burt!

626
00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:57,054
Make me your partner.

627
00:43:57,221 --> 00:43:58,889
- Poor, sweet Nicole.
- My name's Jane.

628
00:43:59,056 --> 00:44:01,558
My act is incredibly intricate.

629
00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:04,144
It is a product of years of study
and training...

630
00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:08,982
... and, no offense, but you are a girl.

631
00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:11,068
You gotta be kidding me.

632
00:44:11,235 --> 00:44:14,238
Not that girls can't do magic.
It's just that men are better at it.

633
00:44:14,404 --> 00:44:16,448
You know what?
I don't want you staying here.

634
00:44:16,615 --> 00:44:18,242
And I don't want to work with you.

635
00:44:18,408 --> 00:44:20,744
Just because I said that men
are better than women?

636
00:44:20,911 --> 00:44:24,581
I said "no offense."
Therefore, you cannot be offended.

637
00:44:24,748 --> 00:44:25,791
Legally.

638
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:29,545
When I saw you ten years ago,
you loved what you did.

639
00:44:30,087 --> 00:44:32,256
I could feel it all the way in the back row...

640
00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:36,593
... and now you're just a sad,
pathetic shell of what you once were...

641
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,595
... and I don't want any part of it.

642
00:44:41,932 --> 00:44:43,100
What are you doing?

643
00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:46,144
Did I misread the situation?

644
00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:49,106
- Yes. Badly. Just get out.
- Fine.

645
00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:52,109
- I have many options.
- Great.

646
00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:29,605
It's so small.

647
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,734
No, I'm saying this bed is the
size a dog would use, or a small child.

648
00:45:33,901 --> 00:45:35,360
I need a bigger bed.

649
00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:42,868
This is your town, Burt.
Tomorrow you take it back.

650
00:45:43,035 --> 00:45:44,661
<i>Steve Wynn, please.</i>

651
00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:46,830
Burt Wonderstone.

652
00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,250
Well, do you know when he'll be out
of the meeting?

653
00:45:51,627 --> 00:45:52,669
Shh.

654
00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:54,338
I'm trying to talk to Steve Wynn.

655
00:45:54,505 --> 00:45:57,174
Would you tell the Hilton family
Burt Wonderstone called?

656
00:45:57,341 --> 00:45:59,092
Can you have Mr. Trump call me back?

657
00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:01,178
I don't care which Hilton. Nicky will do.

658
00:46:01,345 --> 00:46:05,516
Well, can you have Mrs. Trump call me back?
Mr. Luxor, please.

659
00:46:06,558 --> 00:46:08,060
I don't understand.

660
00:46:08,227 --> 00:46:10,354
<i>Don't think so. I'm not looking for a partner.</i>

661
00:46:10,521 --> 00:46:13,816
I've been a solo act for a million years
and it's going pretty good.

662
00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:16,235
- David, how long have we been friends?
- We're not friends.

663
00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:20,239
Mm-hm. Mm-hm, but if we teamed up,
it could bring your career to the next level.

664
00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:22,866
Well, I have a star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

665
00:46:23,367 --> 00:46:24,493
Imagine this:

666
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:26,995
"The Incredible Burt & David."

667
00:46:27,871 --> 00:46:28,914
No.

668
00:46:30,624 --> 00:46:31,667
All right.

669
00:47:07,077 --> 00:47:10,247
Thank you.
I can make a lot of liquids disappear...

670
00:47:10,414 --> 00:47:13,876
... but nothing makes liquids disappear
better than Bounty paper towels.

671
00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:17,754
They're the quicker picker-upper.
Two rolls for 2.99.

672
00:47:17,921 --> 00:47:19,131
All right, Burt.

673
00:47:19,298 --> 00:47:21,425
- This should do it.
- Thank you, Terry.

674
00:47:21,592 --> 00:47:24,178
If I can do anything else for you,
you have my card.

675
00:47:24,344 --> 00:47:26,221
Got it.
- My cell phone number's on there.

676
00:47:26,388 --> 00:47:29,766
Uh-huh.
- I will leave my ringer on vibrate.

677
00:47:43,614 --> 00:47:46,283
- You're the man!
- That's right, Steve!

678
00:47:47,117 --> 00:47:50,913
I'm sure you've seen people walk
on red-hot coals.

679
00:47:51,872 --> 00:47:53,957
But I doubt you've seen anyone...

680
00:47:54,124 --> 00:47:55,792
... spend the night...

681
00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:57,961
... on red-hot coals.

682
00:47:58,128 --> 00:48:00,255
No way!

683
00:48:00,631 --> 00:48:03,383
You know what I say
when I see a bed of...

684
00:48:04,593 --> 00:48:05,928
... red-hot coals?

685
00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:07,846
Bring it!

686
00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:10,599
Lucky guess.

687
00:48:35,332 --> 00:48:39,503
Now, what you're smelling is not barbecue,
ladies and gentlemen.

688
00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:41,213
It is my actual flesh.

689
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:43,131
That's crazy.

690
00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:44,925
See you in the morning!

691
00:48:46,468 --> 00:48:49,596
Somebody get me a wake-up call,
or I'll sleep right through!

692
00:50:08,217 --> 00:50:10,886
Under the O, 62.

693
00:50:13,096 --> 00:50:17,434
This is our common room
where you'll be doing the majority of your shit.

694
00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,269
What kind of people end up here?

695
00:50:19,436 --> 00:50:21,647
Well, most of them were performers
on the Strip.

696
00:50:21,814 --> 00:50:24,399
- Lounge singers, strippers.
- B-1, baby.

697
00:50:24,566 --> 00:50:26,401
Celebrity impersonators.

698
00:50:26,568 --> 00:50:29,905
- So this is where old entertainers go to die.
- Mm-hm.

699
00:50:30,072 --> 00:50:31,949
And some not so old.

700
00:50:32,241 --> 00:50:34,076
I-29.

701
00:50:37,913 --> 00:50:40,457
Hello. How are you?

702
00:50:42,918 --> 00:50:44,461
What's your name?

703
00:50:44,628 --> 00:50:45,754
- Grace.
- Mm.

704
00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:48,298
Grace, I'm Burt.

705
00:50:48,632 --> 00:50:50,467
That's a lovely bracelet you have.

706
00:50:50,634 --> 00:50:52,886
May I see that for a minute?

707
00:50:56,265 --> 00:50:58,058
Take your time.

708
00:51:03,355 --> 00:51:05,566
The clasp is in the back.

709
00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:09,069
Yes. Oh, there we go.

710
00:51:09,611 --> 00:51:11,321
Oh. Thank you.

711
00:51:11,488 --> 00:51:14,199
Now, watch this.

712
00:51:16,952 --> 00:51:19,288
Aah! Where did it go?

713
00:51:19,454 --> 00:51:21,456
I don't know.

714
00:51:21,874 --> 00:51:25,169
My granddaughter gave that to me.

715
00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:28,338
What have you done? Oh.

716
00:51:28,505 --> 00:51:30,799
No. It's right here.

717
00:51:30,966 --> 00:51:34,219
I have it. I have it. I have it. It's right here.

718
00:51:34,386 --> 00:51:35,554
I'm a magician.

719
00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:39,141
I should have explained that to you earlier.

720
00:51:39,308 --> 00:51:40,851
Oh, my God.

721
00:51:43,729 --> 00:51:45,355
It's all right.

722
00:51:47,524 --> 00:51:51,778
Sir, if you would do me a kindness
and select one card only from this deck.

723
00:51:51,945 --> 00:51:53,489
He's forcing it on you.

724
00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:58,160
- Show the card to others. Do not show me.
- Don't do it. He's a hack.

725
00:51:58,327 --> 00:51:59,369
Shh.

726
00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:02,956
Please put the card back in the deck.
Do not show me the card.

727
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,752
- I will out the deck once...
- He already knows the card.

728
00:52:06,919 --> 00:52:08,712
- Is this your card?
- No.

729
00:52:08,879 --> 00:52:11,381
- Really? Hmm. That's odd.
- It's part of the bit.

730
00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:14,927
He's gonna guess wrong twice
and then tell you the card's in your pocket.

731
00:52:15,093 --> 00:52:16,887
Thank you, sir, for ruining the trick.

732
00:52:17,054 --> 00:52:19,264
Well, thank you for being so terrible.

733
00:52:28,023 --> 00:52:30,442
Hey, pal. Cardigan.

734
00:52:31,193 --> 00:52:34,571
- What's your problem?
- I don't have a problem, but you do.

735
00:52:34,738 --> 00:52:37,157
- Oh.
- Your Zarrow Shuffle is sloppy...

736
00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:39,868
... your lips move
when you do the Elmsley Count...

737
00:52:40,035 --> 00:52:43,372
... and your patter is boring and sad.
You wanna try and dazzle people...

738
00:52:43,539 --> 00:52:45,541
... not put them to sleep, for God's sakes.

739
00:52:45,707 --> 00:52:46,917
Really? What else?

740
00:52:47,084 --> 00:52:50,462
People want to think what they're seeing
is real magic, not a magic show.

741
00:52:50,629 --> 00:52:53,715
If you don't believe what you're doing,
how are they gonna believe?

742
00:52:53,882 --> 00:52:55,425
You got no joy in you, son.

743
00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:56,802
You got no passion.

744
00:52:56,969 --> 00:53:00,556
You may have seen these tricks
a thousand times before, but they haven't.

745
00:53:05,394 --> 00:53:06,436
Oh, my God.

746
00:53:09,106 --> 00:53:10,149
You're Rance Holloway.

747
00:53:13,235 --> 00:53:14,528
<i>L.</i>

748
00:53:15,237 --> 00:53:19,116
I had your magic kit as a kid.
You're the reason I became a magician.

749
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:20,951
I'll give you your money back.

750
00:53:21,994 --> 00:53:24,163
Well, I don't think you understand.

751
00:53:24,496 --> 00:53:26,415
I am Burt Wonderstone.

752
00:53:26,623 --> 00:53:29,960
I gather from that I'm supposed
to pass out now'?

753
00:53:30,627 --> 00:53:33,714
Well, I headlined at Bally's
for the last ten years.

754
00:53:34,173 --> 00:53:35,340
I'm very, very famous.

755
00:53:36,133 --> 00:53:39,595
Well, I quit the business
and I don't read the trades...

756
00:53:39,761 --> 00:53:41,430
... and I'm late for my coma.

757
00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:44,975
Well, perhaps we could just talk
for a couple of minutes?

758
00:53:45,809 --> 00:53:47,436
Bye.

759
00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,668
<i>This could win it!</i>

760
00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:15,464
<i>Will there be blood?</i>

761
00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:19,343
<i>And that brings us to our profile tonight.</i>

762
00:54:19,510 --> 00:54:23,013
<i>A man who left behind the glitz and glamour
of Las Vegas stardom...</i>

763
00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:25,307
<i>... to follow a different path.</i>

764
00:54:25,474 --> 00:54:27,476
<i>His name is Anton Marvelton.</i>

765
00:54:34,525 --> 00:54:38,403
<i>I started Operation Presto! Because I saw
how much suffering there was in the world.</i>

766
00:54:38,570 --> 00:54:43,909
<i>I go to places where the children
have neither food nor clean water...</i>

767
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,495
<i>... and I give them magic.</i>

768
00:54:47,871 --> 00:54:50,374
<i>And do you also give them food
and clean water?</i>

769
00:54:52,209 --> 00:54:55,587
<i>Well, no. I'm a magician. I bring magic.</i>

770
00:54:56,255 --> 00:54:59,007
<i>Hi, kids! Here you go.</i>

771
00:54:59,174 --> 00:55:00,843
<i>That's for you.</i>

772
00:55:01,009 --> 00:55:02,886
<i>Here you go, young man.</i>

773
00:55:03,053 --> 00:55:04,429
<i>And for you.</i>

774
00:55:04,596 --> 00:55:06,557
<i>Let's see that smile. Ha-ha-ha.</i>

775
00:55:06,723 --> 00:55:09,184
<i>Don't worry, I have plenty for everybody.</i>

776
00:55:09,351 --> 00:55:10,727
<i>What have we here?</i>

777
00:55:10,894 --> 00:55:12,437
<i>Presto! Ha-ha-ha.</i>

778
00:55:12,938 --> 00:55:14,398
<i>That's not all.</i>

779
00:55:14,565 --> 00:55:16,900
<i>Hey, here you go.</i>

780
00:55:17,067 --> 00:55:18,861
<i>How about that?</i>

781
00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:23,282
<i>There you are.</i>

782
00:55:23,448 --> 00:55:26,076
<i>That's for you, and you.</i>

783
00:55:26,243 --> 00:55:30,289
<i>They should have fresh rabbits
to practice magic with, don't you agree?</i>

784
00:55:30,789 --> 00:55:33,542
<i>This area of the world is so troubled.</i>

785
00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:37,004
<i>Not only is there rampant poverty
and no fresh water...</i>

786
00:55:37,171 --> 00:55:41,592
<i>... but the locals are also hooked
on a powerful drug called kratom leaf.</i>

787
00:55:41,758 --> 00:55:43,886
<i>It knocks them unconscious for an hour.</i>

788
00:55:44,052 --> 00:55:47,848
<i>So I'm trying to get them off the kratom
and hooked on magic instead.</i>

789
00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:50,684
<i>Now, you're here in part
because you had a falling-out...</i>

790
00:55:50,851 --> 00:55:54,396
<i>... with your longtime magic partner
and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.</i>

791
00:55:55,230 --> 00:55:56,940
<i>He was my best friend.</i>

792
00:55:57,107 --> 00:55:58,734
<i>He was like a brother to me.</i>

793
00:55:58,901 --> 00:56:01,904
<i>And I'll always be grateful to him
for showing me my first trick.</i>

794
00:56:02,404 --> 00:56:04,114
Do you remember what that was?

795
00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:05,949
<i>A disappearing handkerchief.</i>

796
00:56:06,116 --> 00:56:09,077
<i>It's the first trick everyone learns,
but I'll tell you what.</i>

797
00:56:09,244 --> 00:56:11,121
<i>When Burt did it that day...</i>

798
00:56:11,288 --> 00:56:13,665
<i>... it really blew my mind.</i>

799
00:56:24,176 --> 00:56:27,304
Rance, let's do some tricks.

800
00:56:28,055 --> 00:56:29,431
Rance.

801
00:56:29,598 --> 00:56:31,225
Aah! Jeez!

802
00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:32,476
What are you doing here?

803
00:56:32,643 --> 00:56:34,978
- I wanna do tricks.
- What are you doing in my room?

804
00:56:35,145 --> 00:56:37,481
- Look what I brought. Remember that?
- I don't care.

805
00:56:37,648 --> 00:56:40,317
I thought that we could do some tricks
together.

806
00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:43,487
The whole point of the kit was so
that you could do the tricks without me.

807
00:56:43,654 --> 00:56:45,989
Ooh! The dangling knot.

808
00:56:46,156 --> 00:56:48,325
And the rings. Remember the rings?

809
00:56:48,492 --> 00:56:50,828
How do these work again?

810
00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:57,334
If I show you how to do the rings,
will you leave me alone?

811
00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:59,044
We'll see.

812
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,505
Ugh.

813
00:57:04,049 --> 00:57:07,261
Slide that one out, you need
to get the fingers, and there.

814
00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:09,680
No good. I can see the corner of the card.

815
00:57:09,847 --> 00:57:11,849
- Really?
- Yeah.

816
00:57:13,684 --> 00:57:15,686
- There?
- Yeah. Squeeze your fingers tighter.

817
00:57:15,853 --> 00:57:17,688
- All right.
- Tighter!

818
00:57:19,523 --> 00:57:23,193
How in the hell did you ever perform
on a Las Vegas stage?

819
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:28,031
I didn't do very many card tricks.
I mostly worked with big giant props.

820
00:57:28,198 --> 00:57:29,867
Big giant props.

821
00:57:32,619 --> 00:57:34,371
Do you mind if I ask you something?

822
00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:36,373
If you feel you should.

823
00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:40,085
What happened? I mean,
one day you were headlining at Bally's...

824
00:57:40,252 --> 00:57:42,588
... the next day you just disappeared.

825
00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:45,883
Pass me the salt.

826
00:57:48,886 --> 00:57:51,722
Do you remember
why you became a magician?

827
00:57:52,222 --> 00:57:54,224
Because everybody loves a magician.

828
00:57:54,391 --> 00:57:56,018
Right.

829
00:58:01,899 --> 00:58:03,358
H ow...?

830
00:58:03,525 --> 00:58:04,610
How'd...?

831
00:58:05,903 --> 00:58:07,404
How'd...?

832
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,950
What you're feeling right now...

833
00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:15,245
... that sense of awe,
that sense of wonderment...

834
00:58:15,412 --> 00:58:19,041
... that sense that anything
in the universe is possible?

835
00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:21,710
That's why you became a magician.

836
00:58:22,252 --> 00:58:24,880
That's why I became a magician.

837
00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:28,091
- That, and the women.
- That, and the women.

838
00:58:28,425 --> 00:58:30,761
So why did you just walk away?

839
00:58:31,678 --> 00:58:36,391
I was on a stage one day and,
all of a sudden, it had become rote...

840
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,018
... it'd become mechanical...

841
00:58:38,185 --> 00:58:41,271
... and I didn't like that feeling.

842
00:58:41,772 --> 00:58:43,774
So I walked away and I never looked back.

843
00:58:45,484 --> 00:58:46,944
<i>Hmm.</i>

844
00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:55,619
Honestly, how did you do that
with the bird?

845
00:58:58,330 --> 00:59:01,166
It's partially deboned.

846
00:59:27,151 --> 00:59:28,610
Hello?

847
00:59:31,155 --> 00:59:33,031
I'll be right there.

848
00:59:33,198 --> 00:59:34,658
Burt! Burt, how are you?

849
00:59:34,825 --> 00:59:36,618
- Doug.
- Come here.

850
00:59:37,327 --> 00:59:39,788
- How you holding up?
- Very well, very well.

851
00:59:39,955 --> 00:59:41,456
Have a seat.

852
00:59:41,623 --> 00:59:42,875
Ah!

853
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:47,171
So like I said,
I want to talk to you about performing.

854
00:59:47,337 --> 00:59:51,758
Yes, yes, yes. So, what do you think?
A triumphant return to Bally's?

855
00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:56,763
Or, perhaps, a new show
at your new hotel?

856
00:59:56,930 --> 00:59:59,016
Well, actually,
I had something else in mind.

857
00:59:59,183 --> 01:00:00,976
Ah. All right.

858
01:00:01,143 --> 01:00:03,854
See, Judah is turning, um...

859
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:08,525
I don't know. He's turning something,
and we're having a little party at the house...

860
01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:12,946
... and when I asked him
who he would like to perform at the party...

861
01:00:13,113 --> 01:00:15,157
... he told me he wanted you.

862
01:00:16,033 --> 01:00:17,201
Really?

863
01:00:19,077 --> 01:00:22,372
I know, I know. I couldn't believe it either.

864
01:00:23,165 --> 01:00:27,544
I offered him Miley Cyrus
and Justin Bieber and Mandy Patinkin.

865
01:00:27,711 --> 01:00:30,088
But no, no. He told me he wanted you:

866
01:00:30,297 --> 01:00:33,217
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.

867
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,219
<i>Hmm.</i>

868
01:00:36,053 --> 01:00:38,388
For ten years,
I played the biggest room in Vegas.

869
01:00:38,555 --> 01:00:41,225
I traveled the world, I dined with kings.

870
01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:43,519
- And now...
- I'll pay you 500 bucks.

871
01:00:43,685 --> 01:00:45,521
- I will do it!
- Good.

872
01:00:49,066 --> 01:00:51,401
Doug Munny asked me to perform
at his kid's birthday party.

873
01:00:51,568 --> 01:00:53,737
Ooh. Are you gonna do it?

874
01:00:54,238 --> 01:00:58,283
- I will if you'll be my partner.
- I don't know. I'd have to shave.

875
01:00:58,450 --> 01:00:59,952
Come on, Rance, it'll be fun.

876
01:01:00,118 --> 01:01:04,122
I see it in your eyes. When you do a trick,
it's like you're 8O again.

877
01:01:06,583 --> 01:01:09,795
I want to show you something
that I think will change your mind.

878
01:01:11,088 --> 01:01:13,048
<i>I'm 75.</i>

879
01:01:13,382 --> 01:01:15,801
Ladies and gentlemen, The Human Pifiata!

880
01:01:15,968 --> 01:01:19,388
Now, this morning,
I ate a thousand pieces of hard candy...

881
01:01:19,555 --> 01:01:22,474
... and I've got to get them out
or I will surely die.

882
01:01:22,641 --> 01:01:24,935
- What is this, an escape?
- I wouldn't count on it.

883
01:01:25,102 --> 01:01:26,895
Come on, hit me as hard as you can.

884
01:01:27,062 --> 01:01:29,731
Hit me! Yeah! Is that all you got?

885
01:01:32,943 --> 01:01:35,487
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.

886
01:01:35,654 --> 01:01:37,573
Can I be a magician when I grow up?

887
01:01:37,739 --> 01:01:39,116
Maybe if you get good grades.

888
01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:44,413
This is what they call magic these days?
This is some kind of terrible shit!

889
01:01:46,498 --> 01:01:47,624
Go, go, go!

890
01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:52,421
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.

891
01:02:05,434 --> 01:02:06,477
<i>Nicole?</i>

892
01:02:07,102 --> 01:02:09,146
Jane.

893
01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:17,154
Goddamn, that's the worst thing
I ever saw in my life.

894
01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:20,491
And I saw my kids being born.

895
01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:23,285
Holy mackerel. Are you kidding me, Burt?

896
01:02:23,452 --> 01:02:26,497
You never told us you were friends
with the famous Rance Holloway!

897
01:02:26,663 --> 01:02:28,165
It is an honor, sir.

898
01:02:28,332 --> 01:02:30,209
- You're too kind.
- Mr. Holloway.

899
01:02:31,001 --> 01:02:32,836
What in the hell happened to you?

900
01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:36,089
I work with cats. Large cats.

901
01:02:36,298 --> 01:02:40,886
I went on a date last night and one
of them got jealous and ripped my face.

902
01:02:41,053 --> 01:02:43,722
- Goddamn.
- Well, my girlfriend got it worse.

903
01:02:47,810 --> 01:02:50,354
They said this was a magicians' bar.

904
01:02:51,688 --> 01:02:54,525
- What are you doing in here?
- Mr. Gray.

905
01:02:55,025 --> 01:02:57,319
What you do is not magic.

906
01:02:58,529 --> 01:02:59,571
It is monkey porn.

907
01:03:00,072 --> 01:03:03,826
I understand. It's natural for a dying leaf
to be frightened by the autumn wind.

908
01:03:03,992 --> 01:03:05,786
- Mm.
- It's not about pulling a rabbit...

909
01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:07,538
... out of your hat anymore.

910
01:03:08,038 --> 01:03:10,833
It's about pulling your heart
out of your chest.

911
01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:16,713
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

912
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,717
It means I take people's nightmares
and turn them into dream realities.

913
01:03:21,552 --> 01:03:24,179
What in the fuck is a dream reality?

914
01:03:24,721 --> 01:03:25,931
And you are...?

915
01:03:26,098 --> 01:03:30,060
Hold on a minute, Steve. You're telling us
you don't know who Rance Holloway is?

916
01:03:30,227 --> 01:03:32,479
- Never heard of him.
- We owe this man everything.

917
01:03:32,646 --> 01:03:34,231
And you don't know who he is.

918
01:03:34,398 --> 01:03:37,067
I didn't say I don't know who he is.

919
01:03:37,234 --> 01:03:38,944
I said I've never heard of him.

920
01:03:41,029 --> 01:03:43,073
Your skin makes me cry.

921
01:03:49,788 --> 01:03:52,082
That's a very sick hombre.

922
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:57,880
Well, when do we start rehearsing
our kids' show?

923
01:04:01,758 --> 01:04:03,886
- Are you ready?
- Let's give it a try.

924
01:04:05,762 --> 01:04:08,599
- Say, would you like to go golfing?
- Sure!

925
01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:20,068
Here you go.

926
01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:36,627
Let's go golfing. What?

927
01:05:00,442 --> 01:05:02,694
- Rance Holloway!
- Thank you.

928
01:05:10,661 --> 01:05:12,329
This is my handkerchief.

929
01:05:17,334 --> 01:05:18,502
Told you you'd do great.

930
01:05:18,669 --> 01:05:20,003
Bun?

931
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:24,341
Hey. What are you doing here?

932
01:05:24,508 --> 01:05:26,510
I came to visit my grandmother.

933
01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:28,512
Hi.

934
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,014
- Hello, darling.
- Grace is your grandmother?

935
01:05:31,181 --> 01:05:33,183
Yeah. What are you doing here?

936
01:05:33,851 --> 01:05:35,060
I entertain the residents.

937
01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:39,022
I haven't seen her this happy in ages.

938
01:05:39,189 --> 01:05:40,649
We're having an affair.

939
01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:47,072
I don't get it. I don't understand
how you can work for Steve Gray.

940
01:05:47,239 --> 01:05:48,866
You are so much better than that.

941
01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:51,535
You didn't think that
when I asked to be your partner.

942
01:05:51,702 --> 01:05:53,162
Well, that was a different time.

943
01:05:53,328 --> 01:05:55,747
Women didn't have the same freedoms
that they do now.

944
01:05:55,914 --> 01:05:58,041
It was a month ago.

945
01:05:58,208 --> 01:06:00,210
Listen, I know he sucks. I need a job.

946
01:06:00,377 --> 01:06:02,588
And I don't have to defend myself to you.

947
01:06:02,754 --> 01:06:05,090
- No, I know you don't, Jane.
- Thank you.

948
01:06:07,217 --> 01:06:09,595
Did you just actually call me
by my real name?

949
01:06:11,763 --> 01:06:15,267
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I've been
such a jerk to you.

950
01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:21,565
And that I was so unprofessional.

951
01:06:21,732 --> 01:06:25,736
And that I always called you Nicole,
even though I knew your name was Jane.

952
01:06:27,446 --> 01:06:30,240
There's like a hundred more things
on my internal checklist.

953
01:06:30,407 --> 01:06:35,078
Okay. That I objectified you,
and that I always stood too close to you...

954
01:06:35,245 --> 01:06:39,583
... and that I yelled at you, and that I tried
to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...

955
01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:41,585
Okay, you can stop. Don't hurt yourself.

956
01:06:42,586 --> 01:06:48,300
So whatever I did that was insensitive
and stupid, I'm sorry.

957
01:06:50,385 --> 01:06:54,431
Well, on behalf of all the Nicoles
over the last ten years...

958
01:06:54,598 --> 01:06:56,600
... I accept your apology.

959
01:06:56,767 --> 01:06:58,769
Thank you, Nicoles.

960
01:07:00,938 --> 01:07:04,441
We were, I don't know, 10, 11...

961
01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:07,694
... and there was this one kid in class
who was always mean to us...

962
01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:08,946
... always picking on us.

963
01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:13,408
So we tricked him into pulling flash paper
out of the top of a wand.

964
01:07:13,575 --> 01:07:16,620
It exploded in his face.
The whole class laughed.

965
01:07:16,787 --> 01:07:19,373
- Oh, that must've been a good day.
- It was the best.

966
01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:21,834
The next day, not so much.

967
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,294
Kid came back, beat Anton almost to death.

968
01:07:24,461 --> 01:07:26,964
- Oh, no.
- He was all right.

969
01:07:27,339 --> 01:07:29,842
- Least you had Anton.
- Yes.

970
01:07:30,008 --> 01:07:34,346
I had imaginary friends,
and even they were mean, so, heh...

971
01:07:34,847 --> 01:07:38,517
- The life of a child magician.
- Yes, try being a girl child magician.

972
01:07:38,684 --> 01:07:40,144
They called me Magic Bitch.

973
01:07:40,310 --> 01:07:41,603
- They did?
- Yes.

974
01:07:41,770 --> 01:07:43,313
- They called me Magic Bitch.
- No.

975
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,190
Well, no.

976
01:07:45,816 --> 01:07:47,651
Do you have any gigs coming up?

977
01:07:47,818 --> 01:07:51,113
As a matter of fact,
I have a very important international gala...

978
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,991
... known as Doug Munny's kid's
birthday party.

979
01:07:54,158 --> 01:07:56,160
- Oh, that's...
- Pathetic. I know.

980
01:07:56,326 --> 01:07:59,997
No. I was gonna say cool.
Kids love magic, right?

981
01:08:03,876 --> 01:08:05,377
Right.

982
01:08:06,503 --> 01:08:09,173
I know you're probably busy...

983
01:08:09,631 --> 01:08:13,343
... but I was thinking
maybe you could be there.

984
01:08:13,927 --> 01:08:15,387
Ooh. I am busy.

985
01:08:16,513 --> 01:08:17,681
But I'll be there.

986
01:08:24,313 --> 01:08:26,690
Judah is so lucky.

987
01:08:35,199 --> 01:08:39,036
Rance, it's Burt. The party is today.

988
01:08:39,203 --> 01:08:43,123
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.

989
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:48,670
- Ah, you made it.
- Yep. Well, I love cake, so...

990
01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:49,880
You ready?

991
01:08:50,047 --> 01:08:53,342
I think I'm ready, but Rance isn't here yet.
So I'm a little...

992
01:08:53,509 --> 01:08:55,219
- Rance is not here.
- Don't worry.

993
01:08:55,385 --> 01:08:56,553
You'll be fine.

994
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:59,056
- I'm not nervous. Thank you.
- Right.

995
01:08:59,223 --> 01:09:01,308
- Good luck.
- I don't need luck, I need Rance.

996
01:09:01,475 --> 01:09:03,060
He'll be here.
- All right.

997
01:09:04,019 --> 01:09:05,062
0K8)'-

998
01:09:06,063 --> 01:09:07,898
Ladies and gentlemen...

999
01:09:08,065 --> 01:09:11,860
... I want to thank you all
for helping me celebrate my son's...

1000
01:09:12,027 --> 01:09:13,654
- How old are you?
- Ten.

1001
01:09:13,821 --> 01:09:15,697
My son's 10th birthday.

1002
01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:20,911
Judah, my love...

1003
01:09:21,078 --> 01:09:22,246
... my life...

1004
01:09:22,412 --> 01:09:23,455
... my dreams.

1005
01:09:23,622 --> 01:09:25,791
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks, Dad.

1006
01:09:27,042 --> 01:09:31,588
Now, of course, Judah's birthday isn't the real
reason I invited you all out here today.

1007
01:09:31,755 --> 01:09:35,425
As many of you know, my new hotel,
Doug, will be opening soon.

1008
01:09:35,592 --> 01:09:40,597
And in a few weeks, I myself will be hosting
a showcase of Vegas' hottest acts.

1009
01:09:40,764 --> 01:09:42,891
Whichever entertainer
dazzles me the most...

1010
01:09:43,058 --> 01:09:46,937
... will be getting a five-year contract
as Doug's headliner.

1011
01:09:47,563 --> 01:09:48,605
How about that, huh?

1012
01:09:49,606 --> 01:09:51,275
And I am very pleased to announce...

1013
01:09:51,441 --> 01:09:55,779
... that we have our first official entrant
into that competition...

1014
01:09:55,946 --> 01:09:59,908
... right here with us today.
He's a world-famous magician.

1015
01:10:00,075 --> 01:10:01,326
Ladies and gentlemen...

1016
01:10:01,493 --> 01:10:03,078
... Steve Gray!

1017
01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:12,421
Great to see you, Steve. Thanks for coming.

1018
01:10:13,463 --> 01:10:16,758
And I'll see you next month
at the showcase. Ha, ha.

1019
01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:20,846
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, to entertain the children...

1020
01:10:21,013 --> 01:10:23,474
... Burt Wonderstone. Thank you.

1021
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,309
Whoo!

1022
01:10:36,153 --> 01:10:39,698
I have a question for you. Don't you wish
you had a quarter for every time...

1023
01:10:39,865 --> 01:10:41,950
... your parents told you to clean
your ears?

1024
01:10:42,117 --> 01:10:44,161
Yeah.
- Well, there's one.

1025
01:10:44,328 --> 01:10:45,537
- That's crazy!
- Ooh.

1026
01:10:45,704 --> 01:10:48,290
And, yes. Oh, there's another one!

1027
01:10:48,457 --> 01:10:52,336
And the birthday boy. When was the last time
you cleaned behind your ears?

1028
01:10:52,503 --> 01:10:54,254
- Never.
- I didn't think so.

1029
01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:57,925
Because Judah has the grodiest ear of all!

1030
01:10:58,091 --> 01:11:01,136
- Whoa.
- You are rich, my friend!

1031
01:11:01,303 --> 01:11:03,347
- That's so cool.
- Amazing.

1032
01:11:04,348 --> 01:11:07,309
- Here you go.
- Wait!

1033
01:11:07,851 --> 01:11:09,853
- You kids wanna see some real magic?
- Yeah.

1034
01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:11,355
- Yeah!
- All right!

1035
01:11:11,522 --> 01:11:14,024
I'm pulling my thumb off. That's not it.

1036
01:11:14,608 --> 01:11:17,861
Steve, what are you doing?
You're not supposed to be performing today.

1037
01:11:18,028 --> 01:11:20,155
Just giving the people what they want.

1038
01:11:21,865 --> 01:11:24,201
Hey, guys. Check this out.

1039
01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:28,205
You know, if you're like me,
you're probably thinking:

1040
01:11:28,372 --> 01:11:30,165
"That coin trick.

1041
01:11:30,332 --> 01:11:34,336
"That was a tasty little hors d'œuvre.

1042
01:11:34,503 --> 01:11:37,256
"But my inner child is hungry...

1043
01:11:37,422 --> 01:11:40,926
"... and crying out
for something more nourishing.

1044
01:11:41,176 --> 01:11:44,638
"What have you got on the grill?"

1045
01:11:46,390 --> 01:11:47,766
Oh, my gosh.

1046
01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:50,769
- What is he doing?
- What is he doing?

1047
01:11:50,936 --> 01:11:52,271
You see that?

1048
01:11:52,938 --> 01:11:55,607
You see what I'm doing there? Hmm?

1049
01:11:55,774 --> 01:11:57,276
Look at it. Look at it!

1050
01:11:58,152 --> 01:11:59,570
Now look at this!

1051
01:12:02,364 --> 01:12:04,366
In cursive.

1052
01:12:05,409 --> 01:12:07,244
Yeah!
- Mm.

1053
01:12:09,037 --> 01:12:12,749
That is a terrible trick to do for children.
What if they try and copy you?

1054
01:12:12,916 --> 01:12:14,585
I'll sue them.

1055
01:12:14,751 --> 01:12:16,420
- It's my trick.
- Hey, guys.

1056
01:12:16,587 --> 01:12:18,380
Have you ever been to a party...

1057
01:12:18,547 --> 01:12:20,507
... and someone has on
the exact same outfit?

1058
01:12:20,674 --> 01:12:22,134
- Definitely!
- Sure!

1059
01:12:22,301 --> 01:12:25,053
Well, here is a solution for that.

1060
01:12:25,554 --> 01:12:27,222
Whoa.

1061
01:12:27,389 --> 01:12:28,432
I thank you.

1062
01:12:28,599 --> 01:12:29,892
Amazing!

1063
01:12:30,058 --> 01:12:31,101
Wonderstone!

1064
01:12:32,644 --> 01:12:36,231
BOfing!

1065
01:12:36,398 --> 01:12:38,609
Here's how I hammer a nail.

1066
01:12:46,450 --> 01:12:48,952
You need any work done
around the house, let me know.

1067
01:12:49,119 --> 01:12:52,414
- Built my summer cottage that way.
- All right. Very good.

1068
01:12:52,581 --> 01:12:55,459
Very good, indeed. But this is a classic.

1069
01:12:55,626 --> 01:12:56,793
Meaning it's been done.

1070
01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:00,839
Judah, what is your favorite animal?
A mole, a sloth, a puppy?

1071
01:13:01,006 --> 01:13:02,299
'A PUPPY-
- A puppy. A PUPPY-

1072
01:13:02,466 --> 01:13:05,135
Let's make a puppy for Judah's birthday,
shall we?

1073
01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,479
There you go, a puppy. Hmm.

1074
01:13:15,646 --> 01:13:17,356
It's not really that cute, is it?

1075
01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:20,609
Sort of a lame puppy. I think I can do better.
I'll start again.

1076
01:13:20,776 --> 01:13:21,819
Alakazam!

1077
01:13:21,985 --> 01:13:23,487
Oh.

1078
01:13:24,988 --> 01:13:27,533
There you are, my friend.
Happy birthday, Judah.

1079
01:13:27,699 --> 01:13:30,452
Wow, thanks.
I'm going to call him Wonderstone.

1080
01:13:31,203 --> 01:13:33,038
Can I see Wonderstone for a second?

1081
01:13:33,997 --> 01:13:37,167
Hey, everybody. Watch this, everyone.

1082
01:13:37,501 --> 01:13:40,838
What an adorable little life form.

1083
01:13:41,004 --> 01:13:44,341
You know,
I bet I can make him even smaller.

1084
01:13:45,175 --> 01:13:47,219
And a little less adorable.

1085
01:13:47,386 --> 01:13:49,680
- I like to squeeze him really hard!
- Stop it.

1086
01:13:49,847 --> 01:13:51,515
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!

1087
01:13:51,682 --> 01:13:52,850
Give him to me.

1088
01:13:54,309 --> 01:13:57,312
Ash! WOW!

1089
01:13:57,479 --> 01:14:00,190
Wonderstone has disappeared.

1090
01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:01,900
I wonder where he went.

1091
01:14:02,067 --> 01:14:04,528
Probably where all Wonderstones
go eventually.

1092
01:14:04,695 --> 01:14:05,988
Into obscurity.

1093
01:14:06,155 --> 01:14:08,532
Daddy! Daddy! He crushed my dog!

1094
01:14:09,700 --> 01:14:13,871
Are you sure about that, Judah?
Are you sure about anything?

1095
01:14:14,037 --> 01:14:16,748
Because I think I hear something moving...

1096
01:14:16,915 --> 01:14:19,835
... in this box right over here.

1097
01:14:20,919 --> 01:14:22,254
Go ahead and open that.

1098
01:14:23,046 --> 01:14:25,382
Wonderstone! You're okay.

1099
01:14:25,549 --> 01:14:28,093
- Boom.
- Ha, ha.

1100
01:14:28,552 --> 01:14:31,805
That's a different dog, you sick bastard.
Where's the other one?

1101
01:14:31,972 --> 01:14:33,223
Don't you worry about it.

1102
01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:36,560
He's in a very safe place.

1103
01:14:43,275 --> 01:14:44,735
TOP that, puppy pants.

1104
01:14:45,694 --> 01:14:46,737
Goddamn you.

1105
01:14:49,907 --> 01:14:51,200
Happy birthday, Judah.

1106
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:04,421
Chin up, Burt. Bad things don't happen to us,
they happen for us.

1107
01:15:06,089 --> 01:15:09,968
- Why couldn't you let him do just one show?
- Because I want that gig at Doug.

1108
01:15:10,135 --> 01:15:11,553
Not really, I don't care.

1109
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:12,763
I want it.

1110
01:15:12,930 --> 01:15:15,641
- What is wrong with you?
- Nothing's wrong with me.

1111
01:15:15,808 --> 01:15:17,935
Everything's in perfect alignment.

1112
01:15:18,101 --> 01:15:21,396
I've worked long and hard to get
where I am and no one's gonna stop me.

1113
01:15:21,563 --> 01:15:23,273
Not Wonderstone, not you.

1114
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:25,108
Not even me.

1115
01:15:25,275 --> 01:15:27,611
The future belongs to Steve Gray.

1116
01:15:27,778 --> 01:15:30,030
And in case you haven't noticed...

1117
01:15:30,447 --> 01:15:31,949
... I'm Steve Gray.

1118
01:15:32,115 --> 01:15:35,702
Well, Steve Gray,
you are a terrible human being.

1119
01:15:35,869 --> 01:15:39,623
And what's worse,
you're a really bad magician.

1120
01:15:39,915 --> 01:15:40,999
So I quit.

1121
01:15:41,166 --> 01:15:42,793
Nice exit line, but I'm still here.

1122
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,336
What are you gonna do now?

1123
01:15:44,503 --> 01:15:46,505
Walk off in a huff.

1124
01:15:46,672 --> 01:15:48,257
Excellent.

1125
01:15:49,132 --> 01:15:52,636
Ugh, women. They're a mystery, Judah.

1126
01:15:57,724 --> 01:15:59,309
Bun?

1127
01:16:01,186 --> 01:16:02,813
Oh.

1128
01:16:04,815 --> 01:16:08,068
- He put a dog in my pants, Jane.
- I see.

1129
01:16:08,527 --> 01:16:11,196
- He put a live dog in my pants.
- I'm sorry.

1130
01:16:11,363 --> 01:16:14,867
- No one's ever done that to me before.
- I hope not.

1131
01:16:15,367 --> 01:16:17,202
He was teething.

1132
01:16:17,369 --> 01:16:19,163
So gross.

1133
01:16:21,165 --> 01:16:22,666
Hello?

1134
01:16:25,169 --> 01:16:26,670
What?

1135
01:16:33,677 --> 01:16:35,220
Rance.

1136
01:16:35,846 --> 01:16:37,347
- I missed the show.
- Oh.

1137
01:16:38,432 --> 01:16:40,267
Don't worry about that.

1138
01:16:40,934 --> 01:16:42,144
This is Jane.

1139
01:16:42,311 --> 01:16:44,563
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.

1140
01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:46,940
Of course. I know who you are.

1141
01:16:47,107 --> 01:16:49,985
- What happened?
- I had a stroke.

1142
01:16:50,152 --> 01:16:54,072
I don't recommend it, either. It's not as much
fun as they tell you in the brochures.

1143
01:16:55,365 --> 01:16:57,701
How'd it go? Did you do the tricks?

1144
01:16:57,868 --> 01:16:59,536
Oh, it was fine.

1145
01:16:59,703 --> 01:17:02,080
Did they laugh? Were they amazed?

1146
01:17:02,247 --> 01:17:04,333
They loved it. It was great.

1147
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,834
Great.

1148
01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:10,547
If I'd known how much fun it would be to work
with a partner, I would have done it years ago.

1149
01:17:32,236 --> 01:17:34,238
Oh, my God.

1150
01:17:37,574 --> 01:17:41,245
It's time for my final disappearing act.

1151
01:17:42,412 --> 01:17:43,455
Goodbye, Burt.

1152
01:17:50,879 --> 01:17:52,881
Where did he go?

1153
01:17:53,048 --> 01:17:55,092
He has gone to a better place.

1154
01:17:58,762 --> 01:18:00,430
Goodbye, Rance.

1155
01:18:01,265 --> 01:18:03,767
- He's under the bed.
- I know.

1156
01:18:06,436 --> 01:18:08,730
Hey, Weinselstein.

1157
01:18:16,113 --> 01:18:17,489
You came back.

1158
01:18:19,616 --> 01:18:21,618
But what about your work with the poor?

1159
01:18:21,785 --> 01:18:25,289
Yeah. They didn't actually want magic.

1160
01:18:25,455 --> 01:18:26,999
They wanted food and clean water.

1161
01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:29,251
The fools.

1162
01:18:32,546 --> 01:18:34,089
Please.

1163
01:18:42,431 --> 01:18:43,515
So...?

1164
01:18:45,809 --> 01:18:47,269
So...

1165
01:18:52,107 --> 01:18:54,359
It's so good to see your face.

1166
01:18:59,114 --> 01:19:00,491
Would you like an onion ring?

1167
01:19:00,657 --> 01:19:03,285
- I missed you so much.
- Oh, Burt.

1168
01:19:04,578 --> 01:19:07,998
- I just missed you so much.
- I missed you too.

1169
01:19:08,499 --> 01:19:11,043
After what I did to you at The Hot Box...

1170
01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:13,337
... I didn't think you'd be my friend anymore.

1171
01:19:13,962 --> 01:19:15,047
I can't understand you.

1172
01:19:15,214 --> 01:19:17,549
I didn't think you wanted
to be my friend anymore.

1173
01:19:17,716 --> 01:19:20,010
No, Burt, I'll always be your friend.

1174
01:19:20,177 --> 01:19:21,970
And I'll always be your friend.

1175
01:19:24,681 --> 01:19:26,725
I can't tell you what that means to me.

1176
01:19:27,351 --> 01:19:30,145
- Yes, you can.
- It means a lot.

1177
01:19:30,354 --> 01:19:33,482
Your friendship means more to me
than anything in the world.

1178
01:19:33,649 --> 01:19:34,691
Burt, stop.

1179
01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:38,987
So haPPY-

1180
01:19:40,864 --> 01:19:42,658
I'm so haPPY-

1181
01:19:42,825 --> 01:19:44,201
I'm so haPPY-

1182
01:19:44,368 --> 01:19:46,745
Oh, I promised myself
I wasn't gonna do this.

1183
01:19:46,912 --> 01:19:49,581
I promised myself I was going to do this.

1184
01:19:57,381 --> 01:20:00,843
Ah, there it is. The enchanted notebook.

1185
01:20:01,009 --> 01:20:04,513
I've always kept it with me.
There are some really great ideas in here.

1186
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:08,225
- What about "Raisin Storm"?
- We did it. Arsenio in '91.

1187
01:20:08,684 --> 01:20:11,895
- What about "Stinky, Stinky 2x4"?
- That one's really hard on my back.

1188
01:20:12,062 --> 01:20:14,231
Oh, yes. Listen, guys.

1189
01:20:14,398 --> 01:20:16,900
We just need one big trick
for Munny's showcase.

1190
01:20:17,067 --> 01:20:20,863
Some sort of grand illusion
that will really blow people's minds.

1191
01:20:21,029 --> 01:20:24,199
Hey, wait a minute.
What's "The Disappearing Audience"?

1192
01:20:24,366 --> 01:20:27,202
- Ugh, that was the trick we could never crack.
- Yes.

1193
01:20:27,369 --> 01:20:30,914
How do you make an entire audience
disappear without them being in on it?

1194
01:20:31,081 --> 01:20:34,084
- You'd have to knock them out or something.
- Well...

1195
01:20:36,795 --> 01:20:38,422
- That herb thing.
- Kratom.

1196
01:20:38,589 --> 01:20:40,048
What?

1197
01:20:40,215 --> 01:20:43,093
It's a leaf they chew in Cambodia.
It knocks them right out.

1198
01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:47,264
We would have to drug a thousand people
without their consent?

1199
01:20:47,431 --> 01:20:50,017
<i>Hmm. Mm.</i>

1200
01:20:50,184 --> 01:20:51,310
Guys, no.

1201
01:20:51,477 --> 01:20:53,520
What? You can't be serious.

1202
01:20:53,687 --> 01:20:56,773
That would be dangerous and also illegal.

1203
01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:59,359
- She has a point.
- Yes.

1204
01:20:59,526 --> 01:21:00,861
Yes.

1205
01:21:01,028 --> 01:21:02,529
Yes.

1206
01:21:02,946 --> 01:21:04,948
We should test it first.

1207
01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:38,023
Do you think this batch is ready?

1208
01:21:38,190 --> 01:21:40,359
I don't know. Check it.

1209
01:22:02,422 --> 01:22:04,049
Do you think this batch is ready?

1210
01:22:04,216 --> 01:22:06,343
I don't know. Check it.

1211
01:22:13,725 --> 01:22:16,520
Okay. Does everybody know
what they're doing?

1212
01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:20,190
- I'm ready.
- Me too. But I am a little nervous.

1213
01:22:20,357 --> 01:22:22,568
Anton, what could possibly go wrong?

1214
01:22:22,734 --> 01:22:24,903
Somebody could die. We can go to prison.

1215
01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:28,031
See? When you say it out loud,
it doesn't sound so bad.

1216
01:22:28,615 --> 01:22:31,076
Jane, Anton and I have been talking.

1217
01:22:31,243 --> 01:22:34,037
And if we get this gig,
we'd like you to join us.

1218
01:22:35,205 --> 01:22:37,416
- I'd love to.
- Not as our assistant.

1219
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:39,042
As our opening act.

1220
01:22:39,626 --> 01:22:43,505
We think that you're a hell of a magician,
and we would like you to be our partner.

1221
01:22:49,470 --> 01:22:51,096
Oh!

1222
01:23:06,487 --> 01:23:07,779
All right. Heh.

1223
01:23:10,365 --> 01:23:11,742
Okay, I'm just gonna head out.

1224
01:23:12,868 --> 01:23:14,745
Happy for you GUYS-

1225
01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:20,876
Sorry, sorry. Forgot my sweater.

1226
01:23:21,376 --> 01:23:24,004
Okay. Bye.

1227
01:23:25,088 --> 01:23:26,632
Happy for you.

1228
01:23:29,593 --> 01:23:31,011
All right.

1229
01:23:41,230 --> 01:23:42,606
- Oh.
- I believe that this is yours?

1230
01:23:44,483 --> 01:23:47,444
Very good. Mm.

1231
01:23:47,986 --> 01:23:51,448
Oh. You have, urn, something in your ear.

1232
01:23:52,950 --> 01:23:54,117
- Very nice.
- Thank you.

1233
01:23:54,284 --> 01:23:56,620
Unfortunately,
I don't think that will work for me.

1234
01:23:56,787 --> 01:23:57,830
Aah.

1235
01:23:57,996 --> 01:24:00,290
- Really?
- No, it's just for the trick.

1236
01:24:00,457 --> 01:24:02,334
Oh, okay.

1237
01:24:24,731 --> 01:24:27,442
He's touching me where it doesn't feel good.

1238
01:24:27,734 --> 01:24:30,612
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

1239
01:24:30,779 --> 01:24:32,156
L-lup-

1240
01:24:36,410 --> 01:24:40,038
Okay! Okay! Yeah, that was something!

1241
01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:41,498
Okay, get off.

1242
01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:44,168
Go ahead. Yeah. Ahem.

1243
01:24:44,501 --> 01:24:46,170
Sorry about that. Heh.

1244
01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:50,507
Next up, a man who lives
on the cutting edge...

1245
01:24:50,674 --> 01:24:52,134
... and the burning edge...

1246
01:24:52,301 --> 01:24:54,219
... and the gouging edge of magic.

1247
01:24:54,386 --> 01:24:58,182
<i>You may know him from his TV show,
Brain Rapist.</i>

1248
01:24:58,348 --> 01:25:00,517
So prepare to have your brains raped.

1249
01:25:00,684 --> 01:25:03,520
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray!

1250
01:25:23,707 --> 01:25:25,125
Thank you.

1251
01:25:26,293 --> 01:25:27,711
But I'm not here for applause.

1252
01:25:27,878 --> 01:25:30,672
I'm different than the other magicians
you'll see tonight.

1253
01:25:30,839 --> 01:25:33,550
In fact, I'm not planning
on doing any magic...

1254
01:25:33,842 --> 01:25:34,885
... at all.

1255
01:25:35,052 --> 01:25:37,387
Instead,
I want to do a little thing I call:

1256
01:25:40,516 --> 01:25:41,892
Drilling a hole in my head.

1257
01:25:43,727 --> 01:25:46,563
Now, according to my research,
there's a narrow angle...

1258
01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:50,400
... where one can drill...

1259
01:25:54,863 --> 01:25:56,240
... into the skull...

1260
01:25:57,741 --> 01:25:59,910
... missing all the vital parts of the brain.

1261
01:26:00,077 --> 01:26:03,372
Now, I've been informed
by my medical team...

1262
01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:06,667
... that I may lose one of my senses...

1263
01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:08,752
... leaving me with only five.

1264
01:26:09,378 --> 01:26:11,255
And no longer special in any way.

1265
01:26:11,755 --> 01:26:14,383
Yes, just like one of you.

1266
01:26:15,592 --> 01:26:16,802
So...

1267
01:26:17,344 --> 01:26:19,263
... cross your fingers for me.

1268
01:26:19,847 --> 01:26:24,017
Oh, and, parents,
if you have small children with you...

1269
01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:27,104
... you might want to lift them up
so they can see better.

1270
01:26:27,771 --> 01:26:30,399
All right, without further delay...

1271
01:26:31,859 --> 01:26:36,113
... let's change everything.

1272
01:26:52,004 --> 01:26:53,630
Oh!

1273
01:26:57,759 --> 01:26:59,344
Ta-da.

1274
01:27:08,061 --> 01:27:10,939
That was great!
- Thank you.

1275
01:27:11,482 --> 01:27:13,108
Do it again!

1276
01:27:13,275 --> 01:27:16,028
Hey, when did you guys get here?

1277
01:27:16,528 --> 01:27:21,492
Oh, I left my drill. I left my drill out there!
I left my drill!

1278
01:27:21,658 --> 01:27:22,784
Oh, boobies.

1279
01:27:22,951 --> 01:27:26,163
That's why he's a star,
ladies and gentlemen! Steve Gray!

1280
01:27:26,330 --> 01:27:28,999
Let's hear it! Ha, ha.

1281
01:27:30,083 --> 01:27:31,585
Thank you.

1282
01:27:32,002 --> 01:27:34,963
I feel bad for anyone
who has to follow that act.

1283
01:27:36,423 --> 01:27:38,550
And now, to follow that act...

1284
01:27:38,717 --> 01:27:42,554
... Burt Wonderstone and Anton
Marvelton, ladies and gentlemen!

1285
01:27:43,847 --> 01:27:45,891
Yes! Ha, ha!

1286
01:27:51,021 --> 01:27:53,398
Thank you. Thank you very much.

1287
01:27:53,941 --> 01:27:58,362
Good evening. For 15 years,
Anton and I did a little show called:

1288
01:27:58,529 --> 01:28:01,532
A Magical Friendship."

1289
01:28:01,990 --> 01:28:05,536
But as some of you may know,
we recently had a falling-out.

1290
01:28:05,702 --> 01:28:08,080
Yeah, we fell right out of The Hot Box.

1291
01:28:09,748 --> 01:28:11,875
Oh. See, ladies and gentlemen,
along the way...

1292
01:28:12,042 --> 01:28:17,089
... we forgot the most important thing of all,
and that is that Burt needs Anton.

1293
01:28:17,256 --> 01:28:19,550
And Anton needs Burt.

1294
01:28:19,716 --> 01:28:22,845
Because that is what a magical friendship
is all about.

1295
01:28:23,637 --> 01:28:28,225
Tonight, we offer you the one illusion
that we dreamed about as kids...

1296
01:28:28,392 --> 01:28:31,019
... but never dared perform until now.

1297
01:28:31,186 --> 01:28:35,357
I guess you could say that this trick
started 3O years ago on my birthday...

1298
01:28:35,524 --> 01:28:38,944
... when I was given
a Rance Holloway Magic Kit.

1299
01:28:40,070 --> 01:28:44,908
And I watched the instructional video
for the very first time.

1300
01:28:52,916 --> 01:28:56,420
Hello, my young friends.
I'm Rance Holloway.

1301
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:59,256
You've probably seen me
on The Merv Griffin Show...

1302
01:28:59,423 --> 01:29:00,924
... or live onstage...

1303
01:29:01,091 --> 01:29:05,596
... at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino
in Las Vegas.

1304
01:29:05,762 --> 01:29:08,932
Magic is the art of making people
believe something...

1305
01:29:09,099 --> 01:29:12,519
... they know can't possibly be true.

1306
01:29:12,686 --> 01:29:17,274
For example, if I were to say to the man
in the second row aisle seat:

1307
01:29:17,441 --> 01:29:21,945
"That's the ugliest goddamn orange
sweater I have ever seen"...

1308
01:29:22,112 --> 01:29:25,449
... you might be astonished,
because there's no way I could've known...

1309
01:29:25,616 --> 01:29:29,411
... what he'd be wearing
when I recorded this 3O years ago, right?

1310
01:29:29,578 --> 01:29:31,413
Well, let me tell you something, folks:

1311
01:29:31,580 --> 01:29:34,541
You ain't seen nothing yet!

1312
01:29:42,716 --> 01:29:45,302
No, you ain't seen nothing yet.

1313
01:29:45,469 --> 01:29:49,431
Because now Burt and Anton
are going to make all of you...

1314
01:29:49,598 --> 01:29:53,018
... everyone in this audience,
man, woman and child...

1315
01:29:53,185 --> 01:29:58,482
... disappear from this very theater.

1316
01:30:21,755 --> 01:30:23,632
Where are we?

1317
01:30:32,850 --> 01:30:34,143
Oh, my God.

1318
01:30:34,768 --> 01:30:36,979
Thank you! Thank you!

1319
01:30:37,855 --> 01:30:39,731
- Thank you very much!
- Thank you.

1320
01:30:39,898 --> 01:30:41,358
- Thank you!
- Thank you!

1321
01:30:46,113 --> 01:30:47,197
We did it, Anthony.

1322
01:30:47,364 --> 01:30:49,032
We sure did, Albert.

1323
01:31:00,669 --> 01:31:04,923
Burt, Anton! Congratulations!
You got the gig. I don't know how you did it.

1324
01:31:05,090 --> 01:31:07,426
- This was one hell of a trick.
- Thank you, Doug.

1325
01:31:07,593 --> 01:31:10,387
And I was sure this was gonna be a disaster.

1326
01:31:10,554 --> 01:31:14,266
Just one thing. You're gonna make the
audience reappear again at the Doug, right?

1327
01:31:14,433 --> 01:31:15,934
Not a problem.

1328
01:31:16,101 --> 01:31:19,104
Because I make a shitload of money
off them in the casino.

1329
01:31:20,522 --> 01:31:23,734
All right. Very proud of you.

1330
01:31:44,797 --> 01:31:45,923
Yeah.

1331
01:31:49,051 --> 01:31:53,388
Not bad. But wait till they see
what I have planned.

1332
01:31:54,223 --> 01:31:59,228
I'm gonna drill a hole in my head.
Right here.

1333
01:32:05,442 --> 01:32:07,486
Ahead of my time.