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- Hey, Jeff.
- Hey.

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How was your, uh,
softball game?

3
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Well, I was powerful
at the plate...

4
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graceful in the field,

5
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gazelle-like
on the base paths.

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You won?

7
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Lost 26-9.

8
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We had a--we had a girl
playin' second base.

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Girls can be good.

10
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Not this one.
For as bad as she was,

11
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she might as well
have been straight.

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What's, uh...
happenin' here?

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While you were out losing,
I was cleaning our closets

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and getting rid
of stuff we don't wear.

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- These are my school t-shirts?
- Yes.

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You're not
gettin' rid of those.

17
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Why not? You haven't
worn 'em in 12 years.

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We haven't used
our wedding china
in 12 years either.

19
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Let's throw that out.

20
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What happens now?

21
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Do I say, "Good point.
You can keep your t-shirts"?

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It's not the same thing,
but each one of these shirts

23
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represents a special
memory in my life.

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Special memory is the...
yabba grabba brew party?

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Syracuse, '87. I was
appointed kegmeister
general of this event.

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I led my men to victory
over the forces of sobriety.

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Come on.
Haven't you outgrown these?

28
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No. I bet they still fit.

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I meant emotionally.

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How's that look?

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You look like
the Incredible Hulk

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if he turned white
and didn't do sit-ups.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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♪♪ How many ways
to say I love you ♪♪

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♪♪ How many ways
to say that
I'm not scared ♪♪

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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

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♪♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪♪

39
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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I'm going
through these bills.

41
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Did you know
we're still paying
for your storage unit?

42
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Yeah, we have to.

43
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I mean, I don't want them
confiscating my valuables.

44
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Why don't you
just move the rest
of your stuff in here?

45
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You don't want it here.
It's a bunch of crap.

46
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Either move it in
or get rid of it.

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I'm just sayin',
you don't want my stuff

48
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junkin' up your apartment.

49
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Our apartment.

50
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Huh?

51
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You said "your apartment."

52
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Did I say that?

53
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Yes. It's our apartment.

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Of course it is!

55
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I mean, all I'm saying
is I just realized...

56
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it's nice the way it is.

57
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I mean, you have done some
top-notch work here, honey.

58
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Yes, but I did that all
before you moved in.

59
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Now we're living together,
your stuff should be here too.

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Ohh...

61
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it's heavy.

62
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And you know
how lazy I am.

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- I'll help.
- Okay.

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Good.

65
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Really, she wanted you
to...throw them out?

67
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Yeah.

68
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They're not just t-shirts,

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they're memories of
important events, you know?

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Spring breaks, concerts,
football games,

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credit card promotions.

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You have done some living.

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Hey guys, I want you to meet
my new friend, Jessie.

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Hey, Jessie. Jeff.

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- Hi.
- Adam. Nice to meet you.

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Ooh, nice grip.
I like when it's firm.

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Oh, excuse me,
I have a call.

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Sure.

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I like this one.

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She's obsessed with sex,
which is perfect for me

82
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because I do not
like a challenge.

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You've already
slept with her?

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No, but by the way she talks,
could be any minute.

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Everything she says
sounds dirty.

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[LAUGHS]

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Like when she
shook your hand,

88
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she says, "I like it
when it's firm."

89
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Russell, that's just
something people say.

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Maybe it's not
her dirty mouth.

91
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Maybe it's your
perverted ears.

92
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We'll see.

93
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Here she comes.
Listen to what she says.

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Sorry, that was
my bar manager.

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Oh, that's right.

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Jessie's opening
a new club Saturday.
You guys should go.

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Yeah, you guys
should definitely
check out my opening.

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It takes a little time
for things to heat up
down there,

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so try not
to come too early.

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You heard the lady!

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Wow, it is a good thing
Adam held on to these.

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These'll come in handy
when you have 75 people
over for shots.

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Oh, look, his
junior prom photo.

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Judging by the sideburns,
someone was a 90210 fan.

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[LAUGHS]

107
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His date's pretty, though.
She looks Polynesian.

108
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Ooh, here's his
senior prom photo.

109
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Still looks like Luke Perry,
but different girl.

110
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Also Polynesian.

111
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What, did Adam have a thing
for Polynesian girls?

112
00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:05,054
Apparently.
His last girlfriend,
Sonia, was Hawaiian.

113
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I guess Adam has a type,

114
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a type I am clearly not.

115
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I wonder what else
I don't know about him.

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You're not really
worried about this, are you?

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No, I'm not the kind
of girl who gets crazy--

118
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do think it's weird
that he didn't wanna
move his stuff in?

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I think it's weird you did.

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You're being silly.

121
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I don't think I am.

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Come on, he asked you
to marry him, didn't he?

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It was a spur
of the moment thing
when we moved in together.

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There's no ring, no date.
We don't even talk about it.

125
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All right, look,
Adam loves you.

126
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You are his future.
Those girls are his past.

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Hey.

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Hey.

129
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Look at this.

130
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I forgot I still had it.

131
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Whoo...

132
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Huh?

133
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That's sexy, isn't it?

134
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Huh? Come on!

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It's gonna look great
next to the bed.

136
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ADAM:
Oh, yeah, baby.Aloha!

137
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

138
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Hey, Jeff.

139
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Oh, what you watchin'?

140
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It's, uh,
interesting show, um...

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lovely woman took
ingredients she found
in her own kitchen

142
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and cooked an entire
meal from scratch.

143
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What's that on?
The Sci Fi Channel?

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- What do ya got there?
- I got you a present!

145
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- What is it?
- What do ya think?

146
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My shirts!

147
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What did you do
to my shirts?

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I had a quilt
made out of 'em.

149
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Rhetorical question, Audrey.

150
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You just took
dozens of manly things,

151
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and you turned 'em
into one big girl thing!

152
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They were all
in the closet!

153
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Now they're out and proud.

154
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Not helping.

155
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Look, now you can
see them every day,

156
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and we get a lot
of closet space freed up.

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Come on. Try it.

158
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[GROANS]

159
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Huh?

160
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It's warm.

161
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Oh, and look at this one.

162
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Huey Lewis concert--1985.

163
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The News was tight,
that show.

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See, all your memories
in one place.

165
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It is kind of convenient.
Thanks. You're all right.

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I'm glad you like it.

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Hey, come on here.

168
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Get under here.

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Mmm, sounds snuggly.

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Hi.

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Oh, look at that one.
Spring break, Daytona, '87.

172
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First day I win
the big belly flop contest.

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I win.

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[LAUGHS]

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I think I won
a t-shirt for that too.

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There it is.

177
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Right next to my
Citibank 10k Challenge shirt.

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If that's a race
I did not run,

179
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then how did I
get the t-shirt, you ask.

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Interesting story.

181
00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:05,067
It, uh, was an overcast day,
and I think it was September.

182
00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,444
The race was
scheduled to start...

183
00:08:07,444 --> 00:08:09,489
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

184
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[GROANS IRRITABLY]

185
00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:13,618
Oh, hey.

186
00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,078
They have that
tortellini soup you like.

187
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Shut up.

188
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What's your problem?

189
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Jessie!

190
00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,294
Remember all those
dirty double entendres

191
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I said I like so much before?

192
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Well, not so much anymore.

193
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Why not?

194
00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,719
Because her words
arouse my desires,

195
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but her actions
aren't having sex with me.

196
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Well, this might
not be her fault.

197
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,518
I mean, you're desires
get aroused

198
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when you see them
dressing the mannequins
at Bloomingdale's.

199
00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,733
Well, some of those boobs
are crazy real.

200
00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,862
Anyway, this is
Jessie's fault,
and I can prove it.

201
00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:50,905
Check this out.

202
00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,032
The mailman tried
to hand her some mail,

203
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:58,913
but she said, "Can you
just slide it in my slot?"

204
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She meant the mail slot.

205
00:09:01,248 --> 00:09:02,499
Did she?

206
00:09:02,499 --> 00:09:05,545
And then we were caught
out in the rain the other day,

207
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,716
and she goes,
"Rain makes me really wet."

208
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,927
Well, technically,
that's true.

209
00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,137
But who says it like that?

210
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:18,683
Then the deli guy
asked if she wanted
her turkey sliced thin,

211
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,936
and she says,
"No, I like my meat thick."

212
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,856
Okay, that--that is weird.

213
00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,108
I mean, nobody
likes thick turkey.

214
00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,818
- Come on.
- Hey!

215
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,821
You know how some people
make double entendres,

216
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,365
and they go,
"That's what she said!"

217
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,619
Yeah, I did go
to junior high school.

218
00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,996
Okay, well,
I think Jessie is "she."

219
00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,666
I mean she's the she of
"that's what she said."

220
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,752
You found her!

221
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,879
Well, that would be great

222
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:52,258
except she doesn't know
what she's saying.

223
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,718
I might have
to get out of this.

224
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:58,139
I've never seen you walk
away from such a hot girl.

225
00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,056
No.

226
00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:01,017
I might be growing.

227
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,647
That's what she said.

228
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,400
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

229
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,155
Ugh, oh, God!
What is that smell?

230
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:18,450
That's the shirt
I wore under my pads
in high school football.

231
00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:19,368
Great, 20-year-old B.O.

232
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,788
Nope, that's
the smell of victory.

233
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,915
You can't wash that out.

234
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,375
Start the movie.

235
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,419
Oh, oh!

236
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,755
Journey concert.
1987 at the Garden.

237
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:34,801
Went with my buddy,
Dave "The Boss" Ross.
Did you ever meet Dave?

238
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,885
- No.
- Oh.

239
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,678
You would've liked him.

240
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,180
Once, he put half a bottle
of Tabasco sauce in my Nyquil.

241
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,223
- He sounds like
a very wise man.
- Oh, he is.

242
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:45,269
One time I passed out
and he shaved off
all my body hair.

243
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,688
Start the movie.

244
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,981
Before the concert,
we go to Charlie O's

245
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,650
and knock back
a few cold ones.

246
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,693
Guess who we run into?

247
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:55,697
Some other knucklehead
you used to hang out with?

248
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,406
It was crazy Jim Conroy.

249
00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:00,242
He once ate
a dead mouse on a bet.

250
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,911
All right, maybe
I'll just read--

251
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,871
Roy's goin'
to the concert too.

252
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,831
Jim Conroy--
we called him Roy.

253
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:09,585
He slaps his credit card down
and challenges us to go
shot for shot with him.

254
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,253
I'm like,
"Line 'em up, Jimmer. "

255
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:14,006
Sometimes
we'd call Roy "Jimmer."

256
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,216
Anyway, 21 shots later--

257
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,845
that's seven each for me,
the Boss, and Jimmer--

258
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,638
we're, like,
ready to go to the show.

259
00:11:21,638 --> 00:11:24,100
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

260
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,936
Hey, how's your work goin'?

261
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,147
Actually, I was just doing
a little procrastinating.

262
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,691
What do you think about
Italy for a honeymoon?

263
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:36,362
Sounds good.
Who's gettin' married?

264
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,992
Well, we are, right?

265
00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:42,534
Yeah, yeah,

266
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:44,161
but we don't have
a wedding date set,

267
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,413
and we agreed not to worry
about the future.

268
00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:48,958
That's the beauty
of our relationship.

269
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,376
Mwah!

270
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,253
Yeah, I agree.

271
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,631
I was just thinking...
Italy's so romantic,

272
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,467
and I'd love to go there.

273
00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,385
Soon.

274
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,345
Yeah, we should
take a trip.

275
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:04,849
Oh, hey, you know where
I've always wanted to go?

276
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,350
Tahiti.

277
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,020
Tahiti. What made you
think of that?

278
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,980
I don't know--
I guess my old hula lamp

279
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,481
got me thinkin'
about the islands.

280
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:17,779
I just had some
ginger ale from Canada.
Maybe we should go there.

281
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,866
Nah, nah. Canada
feels like giving up.

282
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,994
So maybe we just
shouldn't go anywhere.

283
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,620
Maybe we should
just stay here

284
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,831
and keep everything
exactly as it is

285
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,083
for as long as possible.

286
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,294
Or Tahiti.

287
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,218
Hey, so what's
that thing do?

288
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,680
To keep track of the number
of guests so it doesn't
get overcrowded.

289
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,308
And it's not easy
because people keep going

290
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,685
in and out and
in and out and in--

291
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,520
Right, thank you.
Got it. Got it.

292
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,439
Could you do me a favor
by taking this one

293
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,650
and keeping track of who
comes in the backdoor.

294
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,654
Yeah. Sure.

295
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,657
Hi! I'm so glad
you guys made it!

296
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,284
Here, let me
stamp your hands.

297
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:10,414
This will give you
total access
to all private areas.

298
00:13:11,748 --> 00:13:12,666
Oh, and hey--a little tip.

299
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,920
The hottest action
happens downstairs.

300
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,630
I know. She said that.

301
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:23,635
In fact, I'm gonna keep count
of everything she says.

302
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,353
Whoa!

303
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,939
Hula girls,
just like my lamp!

304
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,566
You've got to be kidding me.

305
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,153
- Hey, Russell.
- Hey.

306
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,947
That's Audrey
and that's Jeff.

307
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,406
- You met at the diner.
- Yes!

308
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,618
Your sausage
looked delicious.

309
00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:51,080
Excuse me?

310
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,082
It's what I had
for breakfast.

311
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,919
To be honest,
it was a little dry.

312
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,089
You know, he also had
eggs, bacon, toast--

313
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,133
Oh, my friend Dick's here!

314
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,385
I love Dick!

315
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,020
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, what's up, man?

316
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:16,605
37?

317
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,773
In under an hour.

318
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,317
It's drivin' me crazy--
she's yankin' my chain,

319
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,695
without actually
yankin' me chain.

320
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:24,405
JESSIE: Russell, hey.

321
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:28,159
I am so sorry that I
haven't been able to spend
a lot of time with you,

322
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:32,746
but I have been
riding the staff
all night long.

323
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,753
It's so fun
being at a club
on opening night.

324
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:43,215
Maybe we'll get
our picture taken
and wind up on page six.

325
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,841
This place is really great.

326
00:14:44,841 --> 00:14:48,387
The decor reminds me
of a Jimmy Buffett concert.

327
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,974
I've seen Buffett,
like, ten times.

328
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,935
- Me too.
- Hey.

329
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,020
Check these out.

330
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,898
Those are my old t-shirts.

331
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,818
Is that one when Huey Lewis
played the Garden in '85?

332
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,986
You know it, brother.

333
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,531
I was there! The News
was tight that show!

334
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,283
Excuse me.

335
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,578
- You took pictures
of the quilt?
- Yeah.

336
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,415
Except the ones I'm in.
Adam took those.

337
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,918
God, ever since
I had that thing made,

338
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,087
all you talk about
is boring stories

339
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:25,174
of college and high school
and Roy and Jimmer.

340
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,759
Roy is Jimmer.

341
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,053
You don't listen.

342
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,846
I'm sorry.
It's kind of hard to hear

343
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,349
since I'm in this year,
and you're in 1985.

344
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,143
Well, I'm sorry
if I enjoy reminiscing

345
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:39,313
about all the best times
of my life.

346
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,149
Oh, the best times
of your life?

347
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,775
Yeah, how could
our wedding day

348
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:47,071
compare to some jackass
eating a dead mouse?

349
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,117
Hey, it's an open bar.
Wanna pound some shots?

350
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,245
Is the heart of rock 'n roll
still beatin'?

351
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,210
The right way to eat poi
is with two fingers,

352
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,420
like this.

353
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,515
Okay, that's good,
thank you.

354
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,018
What is going on with you?

355
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,894
I was eating poi.

356
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,312
It's just terrible.

357
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,399
I meant, what's going on
with you me-wise and us-wise?

358
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,652
In case you haven't noticed,
I'm not exactly Polynesian.

359
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:30,281
I've noticed that.
But what's going on with you?

360
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,573
You're acting weird lately.

361
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,493
Because I don't know
where we're going.

362
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,995
There's no wedding date,
no honeymoon.

363
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,581
I had to twist your arm
just to get you to move
your stuff in.

364
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,582
You're serious?

365
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,793
You actually think
I'm having second thoughts?

366
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,547
I just don't feel like
we're moving forward.

367
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,715
Come with me.

368
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,220
Jessie.

369
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,555
Hey, I was wondering,

370
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,516
what do you think we should
do about global warming?

371
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,477
You wanna talk
about this right now?

372
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,438
I do.

373
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,564
Okay, well, um...

374
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:07,068
I think that we need
to seriously cut down
on our carbon emissions

375
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,571
and aggressively search
for alternative fuels.

376
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,531
Well, right on. So do I.

377
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,617
But the real problem
is the ozone depletion
over the Arctic.

378
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:20,289
I mean, there is a giant hole
sitting over that pole.

379
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,252
There you go. I'm done.

380
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,920
Oh, 69.

381
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,969
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

382
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,432
- Oh, my God, my head.
- Here, drink this.

383
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,184
[SIGHS]

384
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,604
It smells like vodka.

385
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,481
No, that's you.

386
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,484
I can't drink like I used to.

387
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,153
Well, at least you tried.

388
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:53,614
But you know what?

389
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,075
I'm glad I'm not
that guy anymore.

390
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,368
I have a lot more fun
with you

391
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:01,080
than I ever did with, uh,
Pete or Roy or Jimmer.

392
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,331
[CHUCKLES]

393
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,208
Honey, Roy is Jimmer.

394
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,544
Nice catch.

395
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,505
Anyway, if I got a t-shirt

396
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,548
for all the fun things
we did together,

397
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,593
there wouldn't be
enough room in this
whole apartment.

398
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:19,014
That is one of the sweetest
things you've ever said.

399
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,932
It just came out.

400
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:25,604
- There you go.
- Oh, Wooby!

401
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:32,486
Where are we going,
and why did we have to
stop by the apartment?

402
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,614
We're going right here.

403
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,324
What's here?

404
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,118
This is where I was
planning to take you

405
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,994
on the anniversary
of the night we met.

406
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:46,625
Aww, sweetie,
that's why I should plan
our special occasions.

407
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:51,297
Does anything look familiar?

408
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,968
- That's the bar
where we met.
- Mm-hmm.

409
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,054
And this is where
I was standing

410
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,557
when I saw you
go into that bar...

411
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,394
which made me
go into that bar.

412
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,272
This spot changed my life,

413
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:13,152
and, uh, that's why
I wanted to come here...

414
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,237
to give you this.

415
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,157
Oh, my God!

416
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,242
I, uh, it was
my grandmother's,

417
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,370
and now I want...
I want you to have it.

418
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,580
So...

419
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:29,585
will you
still marry me?

420
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,714
Of course I will.

421
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,306
So romantic.

422
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,515
I know.

423
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,560
There's only one way
it could be better.

424
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,060
How?

425
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:51,857
If this corner smelled
a little less like urine.

426
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,278
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

427
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,587
It is absolutely beautiful.

428
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,756
It cost you nothing.

429
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,591
It is the thought
that counts.

430
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:21,220
Might've been nice to know
that twelve years ago.

431
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,179
You did good, Adam.

432
00:20:23,179 --> 00:20:24,348
Yes, he did.

433
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,518
So, I guess
the next step is setting
your wedding date, huh?

434
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:30,396
Well...we're
in no hurry right now.

435
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,398
Life is pretty good.

436
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,064
Oh, yes it is.

437
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:36,402
Ah, look at
all the happy couples.

438
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,363
Something wrong, Russell?

439
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,782
Yeah, I broke up
with Jessie.

440
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:42,533
Oh.

441
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,200
Might've been a mistake.

442
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,413
She was sexy,
kind of fun, smart.

443
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:51,082
Sometimes I wish I wouldn't
run from a relationship

444
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:53,460
at the first
bump in the road.

445
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,296
Aw, too bad.

446
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,088
Must be really hard.

447
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,926
That's what she would've said.

448
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,388
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]