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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

2
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I'm telling you, Greta.
Your husband should not let you

3
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out of the house with legs
like that. Whoa.

4
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[CHUCKLES]
Your assistant's hot.

5
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She's 63, dude.

6
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Hah.

7
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Think my German nanny
really screwed me up.

8
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So, what's with all
this stuff in your office?

9
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Oh, it's that stupid
time of year

10
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when my stupid coworkers'
stupid kids sell crap

11
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to support
their stupid activities.

12
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And stupid people
buy it all.

13
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I can't say no. People around
here are still giving me

14
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the stink eye
'cause I didn't chip in

15
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for Marlene's get-well gift.

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Like...

17
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flowers were gonna
uncollapse her lung.

18
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[SCOFFS]

19
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Yeah, I know
how you feel.

20
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People are always asking me
to donate money

21
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to cure some disease
I'm never even gonna get.

22
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What about diseases
they get from you?

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I'm not on trial here.

24
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Let's go to lunch.

25
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Or-- Or...

26
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we can stay here and
feast on saltwater taffy

27
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and...assorted popcorn.

28
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The cheddar quadrant's
pretty solid.

29
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Oh, Bingham,
you're here.

30
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Let me go grab the raffle
tickets for my son's band trip.

31
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Oh, that's great. Maybe when
you come back, you can buy

32
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some assorted popcorn from
my son, Jeff Jr., over here.

33
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Ah, that'd be swell, mister.

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

35
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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

36
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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

38
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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

39
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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

40
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

41
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So every parent in your office
is pushing their kids' stuff?

42
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Yeah, they're
relentless.

43
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Feel like a tourist
in the streets of Calcutta.

44
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You did a good thing
supporting those kids.

45
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Stop complaining.

46
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I'll stop complaining when
they start selling Scotch.

47
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Hey, guys.
Hey.

48
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Hi, honey.
Oh, hey.

49
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Guess what? The old lady
in apartment 9A just died.

50
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Great news. Alone.
No surviving relatives.

51
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But, see, when I laugh
at the bike messenger

52
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flipping over his handlebars,
I'm the jerk.

53
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It's great news because now
the apartment's for sale.

54
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You guys should
buy it.

55
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Well, they've got that lady
out of there, right?

56
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We've always planned on buying,
but after the wedding.

57
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Apartments in our building
do not come up for sale often,

58
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and this one is
a really good deal.

59
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Well, it would be nice
not to have to ask every time

60
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I want to paint a wall,
or put a stripper pole

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in the bedroom.

62
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Real estate's
a sound investment.

63
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Yeah, and we are just throwing
money away on rent.

64
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But isn't it tough to get
approval from the co-op board?

65
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You see, that's
the beauty of this.

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Jeff and I have
lived there for 10 years.

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If we recommend you,
it's done.

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Wow, thanks. That'd be great.
Yeah.

69
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Yeah. We'll be living
in the same building forever.

70
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Our kids will
grow up together.

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[QUIETLY]
Our daughter is not allowed
on the stripper pole.

72
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I think we should
go for it.

73
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Okay, let's give it a shot.
Yes. An apartment.

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I could kiss that dead old lady
right on the mouth.

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Ooh-la-la.

76
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Did you guys see
that hot new waitress?

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Smoking hot.
ADAM: Oh, yeah.
She's amazing.

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Which one?

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Look at her. I'd like to
give her a big tip.

80
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And then the rest
of it.

81
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You know that's
a bad idea.

82
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Yeah, listen, I know better
than to hook up with someone

83
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I see on a regular basis.

84
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Made that mistake
with my stepsister.

85
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Is that you,
Russell?

86
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Well, yeah.

87
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Is that you, you?

88
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Kerry.

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Heh, remember?

90
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Yeah, Kerry. From the...

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[MUMBLES]

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We had sex.

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Yes. Kerry from sex.

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[LAUGHS]

95
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And you promised me
a recording contract.

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Oh, my God. Did I not
drop that in the mail?

97
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I'm a space cadet.

98
00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:05,945
Yeah, I never
got that.

99
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Yeah, it's just that
whole music-biz mix-up,

100
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with the Tupac and the rapping
and all that, you know?

101
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It's all a Suge thing.
It usually funnels through him.

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Oh, well.

103
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Yeah, uh, no problem.
So do you want to order?

104
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Oh, yeah. I've been jonesing
for that meatloaf sandwich.

105
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All right.
One meatloaf sandwich.

106
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Oh, and just so you know,
I'm gonna hock a loogie in it.

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You know what? I'd love it
without the loogie.

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Sorry. No substitutions.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

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Hi.

112
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I'm selling
gift items

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to raise money for
our new school playground.

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Sorry, kid, but they already
squeezed me dry at the office,

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so, good luck.

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There's lots of
good stuff here.

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Have you seen
the Sweets-and-Treats section?

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Seen it? I own it.

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You can't say no.

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Let me tell you
about supply and demand.

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You are supplying.

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I am demanding that
you leave me alone.

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You have to buy
at least one thing.

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I'll buy one thing from you
if you buy one from me.

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How about some running shoes?
Worn only once,

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mostly sitting on a park bench
eating a pretzel.

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You're not raising money
for anything.

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Yeah. I am.

129
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To buy a boat...
take me to an island

130
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where there are no kids
trying to sell me crap.

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[SIGHS]

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I'm not leaving.

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[CHUCKLES]

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All right, you win.

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Oh, yeah.

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Let me drop this stuff off
in my apartment.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

138
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[WAGNER'S "RIDE OF
THE VALKYRIES" PLAYING]

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What's with
the music?

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Check this out.

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Whoo!

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[LAUGHING]
Awesome. Right?

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Did you just buy that?
Uh-huh.

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Oh, it's
gonna get you.

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Whoa.

146
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[LAUGHS]

147
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[SHUTS MUSIC OFF]

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Hey. It's not so much fun
without the music.

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We just agreed to try
to buy the apartment,

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and now you run out
and waste money

151
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on a toy meant
for a 7 year old?

152
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Shows what you know.

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"Ages 8 and up."
Hm?

154
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Adam, if we're really
gonna try to do this,

155
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you've got to be
more responsible with money.

156
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Hey, honey, I am
responsible as hell.

157
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Last week you bought $200 worth
of illegal fireworks.

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For Cinco de Mayo.

159
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And you blew them off
in our kitchen.

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Yes.

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In the "sink-o."

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I'm just saying,
buying this apartment

163
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will change how much
you can spend.

164
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You can't eat out
every night,

165
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and you're gonna have to
use the subway.

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I will happily
take the subway...

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when they get rid of
the mole people.

168
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Be serious, all right?
You can be late with the rent.

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You can't be late
with a mortgage.

170
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You know, you're
gonna have to budget.

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Well, you will too.

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I watch my spending.

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Every day I risk my life
with the mole people.

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Fine, I can live on a budget.
I don't have to buy fireworks

175
00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,023
or a little helicopter
or a new lamp.

176
00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:04,557
A new lamp?

177
00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:08,060
The helicopter has
a mind of its own.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Ooh. Look at you
with the mood lighting.

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I like it.

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It's very romantic.

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Why invest in electricity when
I'm already highly leveraged

183
00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,511
in scented gift candles?
Hm.

184
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Hm, well, they're working.
It smells nice in here.

185
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Trust me, it shouldn't.

186
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So much for romantic.

187
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All right. Let's
write that

188
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letter of recommendation
for Adam and Jen.

189
00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,759
Why do you always get us
involved in stuff like that?

190
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Because I like
to help people.

191
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You knew that
when you married me.

192
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Yeah, but I was hoping life
would beat it out of you.

193
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Well, it hasn't.

194
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Now, come on.
What are we gonna say?

195
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You write it, I'll sign it.

196
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That's our system.

197
00:07:51,337 --> 00:07:52,905
Oh, come on.
This is important.

198
00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,941
Why? What's in it
for us?

199
00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,376
Knowing that we helped
our good friends take a big step

200
00:07:57,376 --> 00:08:00,112
in their life
and their relationship.

201
00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:02,815
What else
you got?

202
00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,684
All right. Now, we need
to say something nice

203
00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,186
about Adam and Jen that will
impress the co-op board.

204
00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:10,156
All right.
Adam's a good hang.

205
00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,192
And Jen can eat a lot
for a girl.

206
00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:18,330
At my funeral, you are to be
mournful and silent.

207
00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:21,133
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

208
00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:24,737
So why are you eating here?
Isn't it kind of risky?

209
00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:27,774
I'm not gonna let
some girl scare me off.

210
00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:31,110
At least till 5,
when she starts her shift.

211
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,381
That's it?

212
00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:36,616
Soup is very filling.

213
00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:39,886
Oh, could I have, like,
10 packets of crackers, please?

214
00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,020
All right.

215
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,955
What's going on?
It's obvious.

216
00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:46,058
He's trying to fit
into his prom dress.

217
00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:47,459
Well, now that we may buy
the apartment,

218
00:08:47,459 --> 00:08:50,429
I want to try to be more
responsible with my finances,

219
00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:51,230
because, get this...

220
00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:53,165
Jen thinks I can't
budget my money.

221
00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:56,603
I'm sorry. I started
laughing after "Jen thinks."

222
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[JEFF LAUGHS]

223
00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,505
Anyway, I want to show her
that I can do this,

224
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so I got a $60 budget,

225
00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,441
and I'm gonna use
this notebook

226
00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,376
to account for
every cent.

227
00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:08,180
Cup of soup,
$1.75.

228
00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,916
Lost pen, $2.

229
00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,450
[RUSSELLLAUGHS]

230
00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,586
Whoa. Kerry's here early.

231
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,487
Let's scram.

232
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,126
Guys. Did you
hear me?

233
00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,729
Let's hit the bricks.

234
00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:26,866
Why is there
no skedaddling?

235
00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,835
We're staying.
Yeah, I just got my soup.

236
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:31,203
Seriously. You're gonna
pick the diner over me?

237
00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:33,439
It's kind of a no-brainer.
Yeah.

238
00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:35,742
Fine. You've made
your choice. But just--

239
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,509
Russell?
[SQUEALS]

240
00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:39,979
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

241
00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:43,683
Why couldn't we send
the recommendation in the mail?

242
00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:46,518
Because the fact that we're
delivering it in person

243
00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:47,253
shows how much we care.

244
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,921
The fact that I paused
Deadliest Catch

245
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,958
to come down here
should show how much I care.

246
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,093
I don't get what you like
about that show.

247
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,162
It's men doing men's work.

248
00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:56,996
And there's suspense.

249
00:09:56,996 --> 00:10:00,132
Will they catch crabs?
Will they not catch crabs?

250
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:00,600
Hm.

251
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,102
Sounds like
Russell's dating life.

252
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,137
All right. We're just gonna
hand her the letter

253
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:08,240
and then say a few nice things
about Adam and Jen.

254
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,241
[DOOR OPENS]

255
00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:09,942
Hi. Mrs. Westlin?

256
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,378
Yes?
Hm. Audrey and Jeff Bingham.

257
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,212
Oh. Yes, of course.

258
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,281
Our dear friends,
Adam and Jennifer in 9A,

259
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,149
are considering buying
that open apartment.

260
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,886
And we wanted to give you
this recommendation.

261
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:20,386
Certainly.

262
00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:23,455
And we're doing it in person
'cause we really care.

263
00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:24,390
Yeah. Loads.

264
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:28,160
Well, thank you. We'll
certainly take this seriously.

265
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,831
Mom. That's the guy
who was mean to me.

266
00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,000
MRS. WESTLIN:
It is?

267
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,004
Yeah. He tried to
make me buy his shoes.

268
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,907
Worn only once.

269
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,775
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

270
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:48,580
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

271
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,220
Excuse me.

272
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,055
Is Kerry
here today?

273
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,256
No, she's not.

274
00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:57,824
Ha-ha. Great.

275
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,359
Um, I'd like
a meatloaf sandwich.

276
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,360
Oh, excellent.

277
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,796
One meatloaf sandwich...

278
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,398
with a loogie.

279
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,637
She got to you too.

280
00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:14,306
Uh...excuse me, sir.

281
00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:15,708
You're the owner,
right?

282
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,376
Yes. What do you need?

283
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:18,577
My name's
Russell Dunbar.

284
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,480
I'm a long-time customer,
first-time complainer.

285
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,550
I'm gonna need you to fire
two waitresses for me:

286
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,086
uh, Kerry, and--

287
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:30,122
Ah, might as well get rid
of the whole bunch of 'em.

288
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,658
And I'd like
a meatloaf sandwich.

289
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:33,793
No.

290
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,195
Not for a snake like you.

291
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:39,298
Goes all the way
to the top.

292
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:39,866
Kerry tell me

293
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,569
you promise to send
her demo to Quincy Jones.

294
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,637
You no send demo.

295
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:47,306
I was going to.

296
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:50,609
And what you ask her
to do on first date?

297
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,378
Unspeakable.

298
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:59,886
It was just a suggestion.

299
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,521
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

300
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,859
Hi. Is
Mrs. Westlin in?

301
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,360
It's all right, Delia.
I've got it.

302
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,197
Hi. I baked this cake
for you and your son.

303
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:15,734
It's just my way of apologizing
for my husband's behavior.

304
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,369
Oh. A cake. Uh...

305
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:18,437
Here. Here.

306
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,106
And-- And I really hope
you won't punish

307
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,741
Adam and Jennifer for
being friends with Jeff.

308
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:26,145
They're young. They don't
know any better.

309
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,080
[CHUCKLES]
I appreciate the gesture.

310
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,583
And I was very young
when I married him, also.

311
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:34,053
Let's consider it
water under the bridge.

312
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,454
Thank you.
Uh, enjoy the cake.

313
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:38,357
It's my grandmother's
top-secret recipe.

314
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:42,895
Oh, which I can totally give you
if you want, 'cause she's dead.

315
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,998
No. Okay. Okay.

316
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,974
Oh, my keys.

317
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:00,746
Oh...

318
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,548
my...

319
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:03,782
God.

320
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,252
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

321
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,055
Mm. Pretty good
food, huh?

322
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,189
[SIGHS]

323
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,724
I don't know.
I miss the diner.

324
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:15,161
Hey, but you gotta admit,
I mean, this is a bargain.

325
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,296
Two baskets of wings, two beers,
all for 4 bucks.

326
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:22,168
Thank you for keeping me
on budget Wild Wednesdays.

327
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,637
Twenty-one dollars?

328
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:26,405
Uh, excuse me.

329
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,707
Uh, this should
be $4.

330
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,542
It's...Wild Wednesday.

331
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,611
Today's Tuesday.

332
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,581
[CHUCKLES]
How did we not know that?

333
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,515
[CHUCKLING]

334
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,050
I did know that.

335
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:42,221
But your reaction was
just the pick-me-up I needed.

336
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:42,989
Oh. This is great.

337
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,656
Five dollars
for the rest of the week.

338
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:46,926
Uh, you're gonna need
to lend me some money.

339
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,528
I'll lend you a calendar.

340
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:50,662
Oh, come on, man.

341
00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:54,333
I can't. I'm
a little light this week.

342
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,070
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

343
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,372
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

344
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,641
I'm sorry, did you
lose this?

345
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,110
Oh, uh-- I-- I--

346
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,979
Yeah, you got some nerve,
pretending to accept my apology.

347
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:10,049
You know what? My husband is
a much better person than you.

348
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:10,983
At least he's honest.

349
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,218
You-- You--
You aren't worthy

350
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:16,022
of my grammy's
chocolate orgasm cake.

351
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,024
Is there flour in that cake?

352
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,525
What? Yes, of course.

353
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,160
Well, my son is allergic
to gluten.

354
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,694
If he eats that,
he could die.

355
00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:25,998
Well, then he'd go with
a big smile on his face,

356
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:29,001
'cause this...
cake is...

357
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:29,535
delicious.

358
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,304
I'm just gonna
get my keys and go.

359
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,174
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

360
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,043
How's budgeting
going?

361
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,244
It's great.

362
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,611
Still got
plenty of money.

363
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,547
Good. Because if
we tighten our belts,

364
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,615
I really think we could
afford this place.

365
00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:44,716
Oh, don't worry
about this guy.

366
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:47,019
He can tighten his belt
any day of the week.

367
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,787
What day of the week
is it again?

368
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:49,521
Oh, my God.

369
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:53,025
Exclusive birthday photos
of baby Shiloh.

370
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,894
Ah. I left my wallet at home.

371
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,263
Oh, don't worry.
Adam will buy it for you.

372
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,098
You know what? If Adam
can tighten his belt,

373
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,100
I can tighten mine.
Forget the magazine.

374
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,270
Yeah. Forget the mag--
Are you kidding me?

375
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,704
Come on, be a man.

376
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:08,074
Step up for your lady.

377
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,108
Okay.

378
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,409
[SIGHS]

379
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,512
Can't you just,
like, look at--?

380
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,250
Oh, keep the change.

381
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,186
Uh, no. Um, I--
Thanks, baby.

382
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,254
Mwah. See
you later.

383
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,322
Heh. Bye.

384
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,125
What was that?
A lot more fun than expected.

385
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,359
Yeah, I have,
like, 6 cents left.

386
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:30,229
Don't worry, Daddy No-Bucks.
I got a paying gig for you.

387
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:33,065
I called the diner and
ordered a meatloaf sandwich.

388
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,401
It's paid for
under an assumed name.

389
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,735
So all you got to do
is go get it,

390
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,438
and I'll give you 2 bucks.
Two bucks?

391
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,907
Ah, you're right.
No, okay, I'll do it.

392
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:42,874
[SNICKERS]

393
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:46,645
What's the name?
Ty Neeweiner.

394
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,047
Come on, if I'm paying.

395
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,915
I want to get my money's
worth. Now...

396
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,151
[WHISTLES]
...go. Scoot.

397
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,721
[CACKLES]

398
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,525
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

399
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:03,795
I, uh--

400
00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:07,766
Takeout for
Ty Neeweiner.

401
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,501
[RUSSELL CACKLES]

402
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,736
You're priceless.

403
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:16,908
Ah. Yeah. Bring me
my sandwich, you $2 whore.

404
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,944
Don't
touch it.

405
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,213
No. No. No.

406
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,250
You suck, Neeweiner!

407
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,285
[SQUEALS]

408
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:29,221
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

409
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,789
Thanks for making up
for my social faux pas.

410
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:34,293
I would've, uh, never thought
to show up at that woman's door

411
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,896
with a plateful
of poison.

412
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:42,634
Adam and Jennifer are not
benefiting from knowing us.

413
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,570
Few people have.

414
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,505
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

415
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,273
Hey, guys.

416
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,675
Just wanted to tell you
that Adam and I

417
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,078
are going to the bank tomorrow
to talk about a loan.

418
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,945
I am so psyched
about our chances.

419
00:16:53,945 --> 00:16:56,915
You know, maybe now's not a good
time to buy. You guys are young.

420
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:59,151
You should be...burning
through your money

421
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,953
like a coked-up
rock star.

422
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,090
Yeah, you should
listen to him.

423
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,058
He's a financial
adviser.

424
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,427
But we know it's
not gonna be easy.

425
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,396
But it's worth it
just to own an apartment

426
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,931
in the same building
as you guys.

427
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,600
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

428
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,437
And we'll take three tins
of assorted popcorn.

429
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,072
I think you'll
take six.

430
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:24,476
Woman, I just bought
a Hannah Montana lunch box.

431
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,078
And now it's eight.

432
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,713
Good one, Mom.

433
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,180
Eight it is.

434
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,417
And I'll take those shoes
you tried to sell me.

435
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,519
But I only
wore those once.

436
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:37,523
And that's all you're
ever gonna wear 'em.

437
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,859
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

438
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,728
Hey, you want to
see a movie?

439
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,431
Yeah, sure.
My treat.

440
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,533
[ANGRILY]
Why?

441
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:52,704
[COINS JINGLE]

442
00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,678
[FOOTSTEPS
APPROACH]

443
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,080
All right,
let's go.

444
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,381
Ow!

445
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,150
What are you doing
in my purse?

446
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,784
Stabbing myself
with your tweezers.

447
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:06,952
And what are they doing
in there?

448
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:10,822
I mean, wh--? What are you
tweezing outside the home?

449
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:12,524
What were you looking for?

450
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:14,693
I was looking for money
because I spent all of mine,

451
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:18,330
and I lost my receipt book.
And Tuesday is not Wednesday.

452
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,866
You told me you were
doing well with your budget.

453
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,033
Lies. They're all lies.

454
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,869
Look, honey, I'm not
good at saving money,

455
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,737
and I don't want to be
responsible right now.

456
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:30,176
I want to be late with the rent
and I want to blow things up.

457
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,510
You know what?

458
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,512
We don't have to be
responsible.

459
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:36,448
Why? Are you secretly rich?

460
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:36,882
No.

461
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,618
You know, I've been thinking
about it, and--

462
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,620
And I'm fine with
the way our life is.

463
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,455
We can take cabs
and go out to eat,

464
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,758
and blow through our money
like coked-up rock stars.

465
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,161
You're not just saying this
because I blew through

466
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,330
my seven-day budget
in 36 hours?

467
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,265
No. It's actually
30 hours longer

468
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,667
than I thought
you'd last.

469
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,203
And for the record,

470
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,037
I'm not
perfect myself.

471
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,240
You know all those entries
in my checkbook

472
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,174
that say Dr. Janette?

473
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:06,011
Mm-hm.
It's Janet, my manicurist.

474
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:07,779
[SIGHS]

475
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:10,416
I thought you were dying.

476
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,885
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

477
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,624
This has gone too far.

478
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,359
Kerry, get out here.

479
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,627
Hey, hey.

480
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,761
Take it easy.

481
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:27,166
Shouldn't you be in a balcony
insulting Muppets?

482
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:31,670
Yeah.

483
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:35,941
You know, I've only had
two loves in my life:

484
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:40,179
this place and
a wet nurse from Berlin.

485
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:41,913
I lost Fraulein Schneider,

486
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:43,482
but I'm not gonna
lose the diner.

487
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:47,286
What's it gonna take
to make this right?

488
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:47,986
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

489
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:50,522
Okay, I foot the bill
for all this,

490
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,290
then we're good?

491
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,158
Yes.
Loogie-free for life?

492
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:56,061
Absolutely.
From the top.

493
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,630
[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING]

494
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,901
♪♪ On the first date ♪♪

495
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,704
♪♪ He asked me to do ♪♪

496
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,575
♪♪ Something ♪♪

497
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,977
♪♪ Unspeakable ♪♪

498
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,480
♪♪ The tiny liar ♪♪

499
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,082
♪♪ Wanted me to do ♪♪

500
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:21,587
♪♪ Something ♪♪

501
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,988
♪♪ Unspeakable ♪♪

502
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,657
♪♪ The miniature dirtbag ♪♪

503
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:26,958
♪♪ Wanted me to do-- ♪♪

504
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:29,761
It was just
a suggestion.

505
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,331
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

506
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,568
So we talked it over
and we decided

507
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,970
not to buy the apartment
after all.

508
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:41,540
You did, did you?

509
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,708
It's just too hard
financially,

510
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,010
especially since we're already
saving for the wedding.

511
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:49,348
Yeah, so we're gonna have
an awesome fireworks show.

512
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,083
But to thank you
for writing that letter,

513
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,219
we brought you
a little something.

514
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,254
Huh?

515
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,889
Four different kinds
of popcorn.

516
00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:58,824
Get out.

517
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:02,093
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

518
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,869
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]