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I can't believe you've never
seen Russell's place either.

2
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He's strangely private
about it.

3
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Probably because it's
some kind of sex dungeon.

4
00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:12,879
Hey. He has
a regular-sized door.

5
00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:14,247
[CHUCKLES]

6
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

7
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What are you guys doing here?

8
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Picking you up
to go to the movie.

9
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We're supposed to
meet in the lobby.

10
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My doorman has
specific instructions

11
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to only let women up.

12
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Hello?

13
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Let's not get technical.

14
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All right, stay here.
I'll come out.

15
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[LOCK CLICKS]

16
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No, no, no, no!

17
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Oh, my God.

18
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This place is amazing.

19
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Bup, bup, bup, bup!
Put these over your shoes.

20
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You're serious?

21
00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:53,253
Yeah, actually,
put 'em on all four paws.

22
00:00:53,886 --> 00:00:55,888
Why have you never let us
up here before?

23
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Uh, because there's
no shot at sex,

24
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and you're not
delivering a pizza.

25
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I am never leaving
this apartment.

26
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I live here now.

27
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I don't think so.
This is all mine.

28
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No, this building
doesn't allow pets.

29
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That includes Sasquatch.

30
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You know, your place
would be perfect

31
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for a photo shoot I'm doing
for Indoor Living.

32
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Oh, my God. Are they
doing a story on people

33
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that'll never let you use their
apartment for photo shoots?

34
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Thought you had a location.

35
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Yeah, there was a fire
in that building.

36
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Everyone lost their home.

37
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Oh, my God.
I know.

38
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Crap like this
always happens to me.

39
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Hey, where's my bathroom?

40
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At the movie theater.
Hold it in.

41
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No, you don't need a book.
What are you doing?

42
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Please, Russell. I'm
supervising this photo spread

43
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on the ultimate
apartment wedding.

44
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And if I make the cover,
I could get a huge promotion.

45
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Listen, I'd love
to help you out,

46
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but I don't like strangers
in here dirtying up the place.

47
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Also, I was lying. I don't
really wanna help you out.

48
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Come on, it'll just be
a couple of people. That's all.

49
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A couple of people
not carrying pizza

50
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or having sex with me.

51
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Okay. I can't believe
I'm doing this,

52
00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,024
but if you let me use
your apartment,

53
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I'll let you choose the model
who will play the bride.

54
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[WHISPERS]
Ba-ba-ba-ba.

55
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And I'd like
some sort of title.

56
00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,634
Okay, how about
location consultant?

57
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I was thinking, uh, executive
in charge of model pleasuring.

58
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Done.

59
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We have a deal?
Yes.

60
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Yes! Thank you so much.
All right. Okay.

61
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You will not
regret this.

62
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Oh, I already d--

63
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How do I start my Jacuzzi?

64
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

65
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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

66
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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

67
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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

68
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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

69
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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

70
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

71
00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,420
Mmm.

72
00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,224
What are you doing?

73
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What?
Pick up a fork

74
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and eat your apple crumble
like a man.

75
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Fine.

76
00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:27,474
What? I only like
the crumble part.

77
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I'll take your apples.
You wanna trade bites?

78
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Oh, my God!

79
00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,048
[ALARM BEEPS]

80
00:03:36,048 --> 00:03:36,416
Ah.

81
00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,286
It's just a reminder Audrey's
birthday is this weekend.

82
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I gotta figure out
what to get her.

83
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Last year I kind of
let her birthday slip my mind.

84
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So the pressure's really on.
Jen just had a birthday.

85
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I made her this coupon book
full of special favors

86
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that I'd do for her
anytime she wants.

87
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Well, make sure you get
expiration dates

88
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on those things.

89
00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:53,966
The other day Audrey nailed me

90
00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:57,637
with a "breakfast in bed"
from '96.

91
00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:02,375
Yeah, but, you know,
in a way, it's a gift for me,

92
00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,678
'cause half the coupons
are for sex.

93
00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:09,816
Although she hasn't really
used any of those yet.

94
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Not that you know of.

95
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[LAUGHS]

96
00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:16,656
Well, I wanna get Audrey
something to surprise her.

97
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Something she's never
had before.

98
00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,494
Oh, how about an orgasm?

99
00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,997
Sounds like a lot of work.

100
00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,600
Hey, Jen.
Hey.

101
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Hey, guys.
What's up?

102
00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:29,936
Oh, uh, Jeff's trying
to figure out

103
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what to get Audrey
for her birthday.

104
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Oh, I'd love to help.
Oh, that was great.

105
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I need it by
Saturday night.

106
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And if you keep it
under 100,

107
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there's a little taste
in there for you.

108
00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,583
I meant we'd go
shopping together.

109
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Oh. You and me.
Just the two of us?

110
00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,087
Yeah. How's
Saturday morning?

111
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Sounds great.
Okay.

112
00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,023
You'd be okay without me
on a Saturday?

113
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Oh, you don't think I can
entertain myself for a day?

114
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I know you can
entertain yourself.

115
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I've walked in on that
more than once.

116
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Now let's go. I'm cashing in
one of my coupons.

117
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Right.
[JENNIFER GIGGLES]

118
00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:07,139
Aw. I don't wanna rent
a Patrick Dempsey movie.

119
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Ah, well, gift problem solved.[SIGHS]

120
00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:12,579
Yeah, but spending all day
with Jen.

121
00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,014
It's gonna be awkward.
I don't really know her.

122
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We're not gonna have much
to talk about.

123
00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:18,451
You guys hang out all the time.

124
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As couples. The whole point
of couples friends

125
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is the guys hang out together

126
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and the women hang out
together.

127
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The guys talk about sports,
and the women talk about...

128
00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:31,898
scrapbooking and personal
freshness, or whatever.

129
00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:33,232
I don't know.

130
00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:35,134
Yeah, it's true. You know,
come to think of it,

131
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I don't spend much time alone
with Jennifer either.

132
00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,439
And when we do,
it's the same conversation:

133
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"Stop staring at them."
"I wasn't."

134
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But you were.

135
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[LAUGHS]
Of course I was.

136
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

137
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Okay. So I've
narrowed it down,

138
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and I'd be fine with
any of these girls.

139
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As would I.

140
00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:58,691
Who do you like?

141
00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:02,595
Well, I have to conduct
the interview.

142
00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:04,263
Adriana.

143
00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,899
Why do you feel you're
qualified to play a bride?

144
00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:11,103
Well, when I got married--
Thank you.

145
00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,039
Russell.

146
00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,207
I have a process.

147
00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,477
Ava. Um...

148
00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,278
who wrote Hamlet?

149
00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,213
Why are you
asking her that?

150
00:06:21,213 --> 00:06:25,885
Because if she gets it, she's
too smart to sleep with me.

151
00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,555
Okay. That's
enough.

152
00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,691
Um, could you all wait outside
in the reception area?

153
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Please?

154
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Would you just pick one?

155
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Listen, it's hard
to find a woman

156
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who is up to the lofty
Russell Dunbar standards.

157
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[CLEARS THROAT]
I'm so sorry I'm late.

158
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My boyfriend
just broke up with me.

159
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Oh, my God, you're
hired. Hi.

160
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

161
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Well, this is taking longer
than I thought it would.

162
00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:52,178
Well, you wanted the perfect
gift, and perfect takes time.

163
00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,345
How long would
"good enough" take?

164
00:06:53,345 --> 00:06:55,281
We'd be done if you just
bought the necklace

165
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I wanted you to get.
Oh, I thought I made it clear

166
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that price was
a huge object.

167
00:06:59,151 --> 00:07:02,354
Hey, if we're gonna keep
looking, I need some lunch.

168
00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:05,592
Okay, so I'll meet you
back here in an hour.

169
00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,060
No, I meant let's
get lunch together.

170
00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:08,661
Together.

171
00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:12,098
Yeah, let's just go to
the diner. We can sit and chat.

172
00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,500
Okay, but
I should warn you

173
00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,769
that I don't know that much
about scrapbooking

174
00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,539
or personal freshness.

175
00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:20,440
Okay.

176
00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,910
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

177
00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:31,250
So...

178
00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:33,285
So...

179
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,222
You and Adam, huh?

180
00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,524
[CHUCKLES]

181
00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:38,991
What about us?

182
00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:41,393
That's all.

183
00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,797
You know what they put in here
to keep it from clumping up?

184
00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,998
Rice.

185
00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:49,435
That was a nice dead end.

186
00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,839
Oh, hey, there's Adam.

187
00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:55,307
Hey! Come on over here.

188
00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:56,175
Oh. Hey, guys.
Sit down.

189
00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:59,311
No, I was just grabbing
some takeout to bring upstairs.

190
00:07:59,311 --> 00:08:01,013
I said, sit down.

191
00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:03,115
No. No, no,
I gotta get upstairs.

192
00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,684
I'm watching the finals.

193
00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:05,585
What sport?

194
00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:08,320
The Westminster Dog Show.

195
00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,557
Or...

196
00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,460
Oh, yeah.

197
00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,029
"Clean the closet?"

198
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:21,568
You are really holding on to
these sex coupons, aren't you?

199
00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:25,404
[JEFF CHUCKLES]

200
00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:28,775
You remember
when Adam was here?

201
00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,577
[ALARM BEEPS]

202
00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:32,679
Oh. I got an e-mail.

203
00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:34,046
Oh, this is a classic.

204
00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:38,017
A hundred different words
for a woman's...

205
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,218
"Blouse rockets."

206
00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,587
[CHUCKLES]

207
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,755
That sounds funny.
Forward it to me.

208
00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:43,956
Ah, what's your e-mail?

209
00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,457
It's my name at Gmail.

210
00:08:45,457 --> 00:08:46,058
Jennifer@gmail.

211
00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:48,895
No, my first and last name.
Right.

212
00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,930
Jennifer Sm...

213
00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:51,631
[MUTTERING]

214
00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:55,535
Ah, just...
lost my connection.

215
00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,671
You don't know
my last name, do you?

216
00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,173
Well, it hasn't
exactly come up.

217
00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,009
I can't believe it.

218
00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:04,911
I mean, I thought
we were friends.

219
00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:08,715
Well, exactly. We're
on a first-name basis.

220
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,718
I know your last name, Jeff.
Jeff Bingham.

221
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:16,488
Well, I am sorry,
Jennifer...Lopez.

222
00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:19,191
Not even close.

223
00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:20,827
I know you're Latina.

224
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,630
No, I'm not.

225
00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:27,033
Remember when Adam was here?

226
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:30,269
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

227
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:42,749
Hey, Melissa.

228
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,484
It's Russell, the executive
in charge of the shoot.

229
00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,687
Oh, uh, I thought
Audrey was in charge.

230
00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,921
Oh-ho-ho! That's funny.

231
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:52,692
No, no, Audrey's
my intern. Yeah.
Oh.

232
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,394
Anyway, this is
a nice location, huh?

233
00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:58,530
Yeah, it's-- It's beautiful.
Oh, thank you. It's mine.

234
00:09:58,530 --> 00:09:59,932
Oh, really?
Yeah.

235
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,368
You know, I'd love to give you
the grand tour sometime.

236
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,403
I mean, there's some--
Some am-- Amazing view--

237
00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:07,239
I'm gonna throw a coaster
under that real quick.

238
00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,809
I have a few minutes before
I have to get into makeup.

239
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,410
Uh, I would love to see
the rest of your place.

240
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:14,280
That's great. I'd probably start
with the master bedroom,

241
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,816
and, uh... Ca--?
Can you give me one second?

242
00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,084
Oh.

243
00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:19,385
Who are these people?

244
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:21,387
Ah, the rest
of the crew.

245
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,223
The rest--? You said it was only
gonna be a couple of people.

246
00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,025
I know. I just didn't
tell you the truth,

247
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:30,229
'cause-- Well, 'cause lying
got me what I wanted.

248
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:31,297
Well, what the hell?

249
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,000
They're coming out of like--
Like some sort of

250
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,068
teamster clown car.
I--

251
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:38,270
And they don't have
the protective booties on.

252
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,539
That rug is for knees
and elbows only.

253
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:43,575
Please, Russell. This is
really important to me.

254
00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:45,645
I know, but it's not
worth trashing my pad.

255
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,947
Listen, I will take care
of these booties.

256
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:51,984
You take care of getting on
that booty, huh?

257
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,419
Yeah. Huh?

258
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:56,488
Let's put that down
before someone sees.

259
00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:59,391
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

260
00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:00,392
Oh. Fernandez.

261
00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:03,562
I told you,
I'm not Latina.

262
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:04,296
I think you're wrong.

263
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,766
You know what? Why don't you
just go shopping by yourself,

264
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:10,202
and we'll hang out when Audrey
and Adam are available?

265
00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:10,903
Look, Jennifer, come on.

266
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,740
Don't-- Please, d--
Ah, whoa.

267
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,074
Whoa.

268
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:18,577
It's a '69 Camaro SS.

269
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,213
Ah. Adjustable shocks,

270
00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,049
anti-sway bar,
big eight under the hood.

271
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:26,085
You know about this stuff?
Yeah, my older brother had one.

272
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,120
He used to let me drive it
all the time.

273
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:28,888
That's cool.

274
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,522
Yeah, especially
since I was 12.

275
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:32,992
But his wasn't half
as cherry as this one.

276
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,394
Dreamed of having
one of these in college.

277
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,263
Cruising, gunning
the engine so loud,

278
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,099
nerds would
fall off their mopeds.

279
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,434
You, uh, like
this car?

280
00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:43,035
Try love it.

281
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:46,272
Wanna take it
for a test drive?

282
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,541
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

283
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,413
Sweet ride.

284
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:55,748
Yeah.

285
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:59,051
Still can't believe I bought it.

286
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,826
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

287
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,095
Anyway, so then
the Sherpa says to me,

288
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,131
"We need to acclimate at base
camp for, like, three days."

289
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,465
I'm like,
"No, friend.

290
00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:16,402
We're summiting this puppy,
uh, tonight."

291
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,036
[GASPS]Yeah.

292
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,438
Yeah, "puppy"
being Mount Everest.

293
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,040
You've heard me.

294
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,776
Oh. Excuse me
for a minute.

295
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,316
[WHIRRING]

296
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,888
You're good to go.

297
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,024
I better get
this promotion.

298
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,458
I need you to help me
with Melissa.

299
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,260
You need to help me
seal the deal.

300
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,563
I'm not
holding her down.

301
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:48,300
I need you to talk me up. She'll
believe another woman.

302
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,837
Oh, I don't know.
No, come on, you--

303
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:53,039
Here she comes. Do it.

304
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:54,706
Hey, Melissa.
Audrey.

305
00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:56,042
I-- I just wanted
to tell you...

306
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:59,211
Russell told me you're
the best intern he's ever had.

307
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:02,114
Oh. What a relief.
Yeah.

308
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,684
His place is just so beautiful.
Yeah.

309
00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:07,386
What's his story?

310
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,421
He is a catch.

311
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:12,491
Yeah. He's...sweet,

312
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,693
and...smart...

313
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:17,663
and...totally not

314
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:20,166
a lying weasel
at all.

315
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:23,069
Well, that's
good to know.

316
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,503
Mm-hm.

317
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,539
[PHONE RINGING]

318
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,009
Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Hello?

319
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,144
What?
So how'd it go with Melissa?

320
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,846
What are you
talking about?

321
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,347
What did you say
about me?

322
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,049
No, th-that's
unacceptable.

323
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,717
Talk to me. Me, me.
Uh, not them.

324
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,720
Fine. Call me if
you get someone else.

325
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,188
Damn it.

326
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:46,392
OH, no. Was it something
about me and Melissa?

327
00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:49,628
No. The model playing
the groom can't make it.

328
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,464
He had an emergency
appendectomy and almost died.

329
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,367
I just cannot
catch a break.

330
00:13:55,868 --> 00:14:00,139
Now I have, like, n-no time
to find a replacement.

331
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:03,742
Okay. Okay, I get
your not-so-subtle hint.

332
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:06,478
I'll do it.
[LAUGHING]

333
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,948
What? Why can't I
play the groom?

334
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,984
Oh, you can.
On the wedding cake.

335
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,320
[GIGGLES]

336
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:21,928
I'm sorry. Uh-- No, the truth
is, you don't fit the suit.

337
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,864
Oh. You know
who might?

338
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,134
Stupid coupon book.

339
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,537
Next year they're all
gonna be for sex.

340
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,504
[APPLAUSE ON TV]

341
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,606
Oh, no, no, no.
You gotta be kidding me.

342
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:38,477
The springer spaniel?
Open your freaking eyes, judge.

343
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,614
[PHONE RINGING]

344
00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:43,715
[SIGHS]

345
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,017
Hello.

346
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,018
Oh, hey.

347
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:49,288
Uh, yeah,
I'm a 40 regular. Why?

348
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:56,328
Ah, come on. Why couldn't
that suit be a 28 short?

349
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,864
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

350
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,604
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

351
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:09,341
Oh. These fries
are so good.

352
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,710
Everything tastes better
in a car like this.

353
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:12,778
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

354
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:13,812
Hey, we eat 'em
the same way.

355
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,048
A big bunch at a time.
It's the only way to do it.

356
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,451
Adam nibbles them one by one,
like a rabbit.

357
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:21,053
Audrey does that too.

358
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,455
What a couple of girls.

359
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,024
[CHUCKLES]

360
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:26,625
What are you doing?

361
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,261
I'm sending a picture I took
of the car to all my faves

362
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:32,264
so they can print it out
and keep it in their minivans.

363
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,366
[LAUGHING]

364
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,535
Oh, my God.
Do you see what I see?

365
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,737
Nerd on a moped.
Mm-hm.

366
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:42,241
Punch it.
[ENGINE REVVING]

367
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,477
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]

368
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,813
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

369
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,815
Keep doing that.
That looks great.

370
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:54,520
It's not great. He's stealing
all my face time with Melissa.

371
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,055
Adam is engaged.

372
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:56,455
Thanks.

373
00:15:56,455 --> 00:16:01,127
Knowing he's unhappy makes me
feel a little better.

374
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:01,827
All right, Adam, Melissa,

375
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,595
I need you to take
your champagne glasses.

376
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,198
Okay.
Adam, you stand
and make a toast.

377
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,700
Oh, but I don't
know what to say.

378
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,503
It's a picture.

379
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,173
Oh. Uh...

380
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,575
Come on, wrap this up.
I gotta get back there.

381
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,410
All-- All right, everyone,
just take a break.

382
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:21,847
RUSSELL:
Break, break, break.
Break, break, break.

383
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,550
[WHISTLING]

384
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,217
Ah.
[LAUGHS]

385
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:29,755
You know, I can't believe Adam's
not a professional model.

386
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,623
He is just
such a natural.

387
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,292
Isn't he? He is.
You know,

388
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,327
you two have more
in common than you think.

389
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,263
Oh, really?
Yeah, his boyfriend

390
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,864
broke up with him too.

391
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:39,731
Oh.
Yeah.

392
00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:43,002
He felt Adam was
actually "too gay."

393
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:44,870
Whatever that means.

394
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,772
Anyway, so this is
almost over,

395
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,175
and I thought we could hustle--
[PHONE RINGING]

396
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,443
Oh, excuse me.
Yeah, sure.

397
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,946
Hello?

398
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,817
Stain on my couch.

399
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,319
Stain on my couch!

400
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,787
W-w-- What's--
What's wrong?

401
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,422
There's a stain on my couch!

402
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,491
It's just a little spray tan.
Uck.

403
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,958
All right, I'll pay
to get this cleaned.

404
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,228
I'll-- I'll do whatever
it takes. Russell, please,

405
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,631
I just need 10 more minutes.
We've gone this far.

406
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:13,765
Okay.

407
00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:14,766
That was my boyfriend.

408
00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:16,135
He wants us to
get back together.

409
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,571
Awesome. Everybody out!
Here we go.

410
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,773
Party's over!

411
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:22,708
Let's beat it.

412
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,111
I didn't stutter.
Okay.

413
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,245
I'm so not kidding.

414
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,813
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

415
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,848
We should just
cruise around all night.

416
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,383
Can you kick in
for gas?

417
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,185
I paid for
the last tank.

418
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,786
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

419
00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:36,322
Oh, no.
What?

420
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,989
Audrey's present.

421
00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:38,857
Oh, no.

422
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:43,495
Think she'd want a '69 Camaro
that only I'm allowed to drive?

423
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:47,799
You know what? It's all right.
Stores are still open, we can--

424
00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:49,368
What the hell?

425
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,870
[PEOPLE CHEERING]

426
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,407
Is that Adam
getting married?

427
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,942
Is that Jeff...

428
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,145
in a Camaro?

429
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,980
[ENGINE REVVING]

430
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:05,151
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

431
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,587
I can't believe you spent
that much money on a car

432
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,921
without even
talking to me.

433
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,357
D-did you even
think about

434
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,293
parking
and insurance?

435
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,727
Valid issues.

436
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,963
Jennifer, how could you
let him do this?

437
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,431
It's the car's fault

438
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:23,335
for being so bitchin'.

439
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,973
Ha. You guys
got in trouble.

440
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,742
Just let me try to talk to her.

441
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,711
Tell her I feel terrible,

442
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,480
I realize I made
a big mistake,

443
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,048
and I'll do anything
to make it right.

444
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,785
[SIGHS]

445
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,719
Aw, hey.

446
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,254
[DOOR CLOSES]

447
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,290
I have a Camaro.

448
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:48,160
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

449
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:50,962
[SIGHS]

450
00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:52,464
Everything's cool
with Audrey.

451
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,533
Really? How'd you pull that off?
Mm-hm.

452
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,368
Well, I told her
that you told me

453
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,770
that you love her more now
than the day you met,

454
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,039
you can't wait to
get home to her every day,

455
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,476
and a bunch of
other wussy crap.

456
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,177
And she bought that?

457
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:07,279
No, she knows you
too well.

458
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,115
So I also told her
that you bought her

459
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,517
an unbelievable
birthday gift.

460
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,919
That expensive necklace?
You got it.

461
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,654
Good work.
Mm-hm.

462
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,823
You're kind of like a chick
and a dude.

463
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,725
And I don't mean like
those pictures

464
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,693
that Russell
e-mails me.
[LAUGHS]

465
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:25,597
Oh, well, I take that
as a compliment.

466
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,335
You're all right,
Ramirez.

467
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:34,039
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

468
00:19:37,909 --> 00:19:40,379
Wow, what's
with the champagne?

469
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,013
Stole it from Russell.

470
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:44,550
You took a prop
from the photo shoot?

471
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,584
No, I...

472
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,853
broke into
his wine cellar.

473
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,889
So, what are we
drinking to?

474
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:54,560
How about to us
setting a wedding date?

475
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,160
What?

476
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,263
Yeah, I'm thinking
this summer. You know?

477
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:00,999
Why, is your biological
clock ticking?

478
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,368
No. No. It's just,

479
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,503
I saw all these fake wedding
pictures from today,

480
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:08,540
and it...made me wanna
marry you. For real.

481
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,310
Adam, that's so nice.
[CHUCKLES]

482
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,846
But that doesn't give us
enough time to plan.

483
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,082
Okay, well, then next summer.
Deal.

484
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,017
Deal.
[CLINK]

485
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:23,222
Mm. In fact...

486
00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:27,659
this coupon is good
for one wedding...

487
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,461
next summer.

488
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,531
Are you sure?

489
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,565
Yes. I'm ready.

490
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,034
I know that you're the man
that can take care of me

491
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,937
for the rest of my life.
[CHUCKLES]

492
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,409
Now give me the coupon.
You'll lose it.

493
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,378
Fine. Oh, wait.

494
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:50,215
Coupon for one wedding
next summer and...

495
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:53,184
sex.

496
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,323
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

497
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,960
That necklace
is so beautiful.

498
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,430
It is. It was
such a surprise.

499
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,064
He gave it to me in the new car.

500
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,033
Mm-hm-hm.
I bet he did.

501
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,802
Don't be disgusting.

502
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,471
Yeah.

503
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,308
Oh, hey. I can wear my new
necklace at your wedding.

504
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,444
It'll be great.
You're getting married,

505
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,811
I'll know your last name.

506
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,580
It'll be the same as Adam's.

507
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,315
I might not
change it to his.

508
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:26,217
You should. Jennifer Roman
sounds pretty good.

509
00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:28,854
My last name's Rhodes.

510
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,391
What the hell
is it with you two?

511
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:36,194
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

512
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:44,303
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