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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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What would you give me if I put
this whole waffle in my mouth?

3
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An uncontested divorce.

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Oh, God.

5
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What, are you, uh, getting
in shape for ice-dancing season?

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No. I mean,
these things are sweet, man.

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You get places faster,
save money on cabs,

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and, actually,
it's good exercise.

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JENNIFER:
It's fantastic.

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We can't walk together,
and he always smells.

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You should get a pair.
I could say the same about you.

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I'm just saying, man, we could
blade together this weekend.

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We're going to Nebraska.

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Or else
I totally would have.

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We're going to my
high school reunion.

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Jeff finally get a good deal
on airfare?

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We're leaving at 5:00 a.m.,
connecting through Calgary.

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Hey, I offered her
a nonstop,

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but Queen Audrey here's
too good for Greyhound.

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Anyway, I couldn't make it
to my 10-year reunion,

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so I'm looking forward
to this one.

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It'll be nice to go back
as an adult,

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because you know high school.

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I never felt like I was
as good as everybody else.

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Oh, of course you were.

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Well, how do you know?
You weren't there.

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You really think you need
to protect that brain?

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[LAUGHING]
I finally feel like
I'm in a good place.

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You know,
living in a great city,

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I have a great career,
I have a-- Marriage.

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Yeah, so now you get to go
rub that in their faces.

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Oh, no, it's not about rubbing
anything in anyone's face.

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I mean, I won't have to.
I'm sure they've already heard.

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It's just about, you know,
reconnecting with old friends.

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And sprinting through
the Calgary Airport.

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Our layover
is four minutes.

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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TIMMY:
Okay, thank you.

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Sir, I've just booked your
massage for this afternoon.

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Did you check her license?

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Yes. She doesn't have one.

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Well, this afternoon
ain't gonna help her get one.

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[CHUCKLES]

50
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Now, if there's
nothing else...

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One more thing, Timmy.
Yes, sir. Am I fired?

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No, I was just checking
my schedge,

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and I'm free tonight.

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What say you and I go out,
get some steaks,

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martinis, and see where
the night takes us?

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While I appreciate
your hopefully unintentional

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homoerotic invitation,
I'm otherwise engaged.

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Um, with what?

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If you must know,
I'm having a dinner party.

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Mm. Sounds lame.

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And, honestly,
I can't make it.

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I'm booked solid.

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But you just said
that you had no--

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Nothing. Never mind.

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You're not invited anyway.

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Uh, just out of curiosity,

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why wouldn't I be invited,
hypothetically?

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It's not hypothetical.
You're literally not invited.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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I can't believe you skated
over a subway grate.

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What were you thinking?

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I wasn't thinking.

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I was on a blader's high.

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Ooh, nothing douchey
about that.

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So, what say
the three of us

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go out tonight,
grab some steaks,

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some martinis, and see where
the night takes us?

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Is he hitting on us?

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We're going out,
just the two of us.

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Why do you want to hang out
with us anyway?

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Shouldn't you be out
trolling for skanks?

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Yes, but I had
a little, uh, problem

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while manscaping, and, uh,
I gotta close up shop

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till things get back to normal
down there.

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Why don't you spend some time
by yourself?

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Doing what?

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Go for a walk.

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Where am I going?

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I don't know.

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Just go until your
ankle bracelet starts beeping

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and turn around.

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So I just walk aimlessly
around the city?

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Yes.

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How do I know
when I'm finished?

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Oh, my God.

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Jen, Jen, you're--
You're wasting your time.

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Russell can't be alone.

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What are you talking about?
I love being alone.

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In fact,
I'm gonna go be alone right now.

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Who wants to come?

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Ah.

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Why do you keep
doing that?

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My ears still haven't popped
from the flight.

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Knock it off.
You look crazy.

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Sorry. I know you want to
impress all your old classmates.

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Yes, by not having
a special-needs husband.

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Hey, I had a special need
on the flight,

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but Queen Audrey's too good
to reach under my blanket.

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Shh! There was someone
sitting between us.

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Not on the Calgary-Omaha leg.

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Oh, there's Cheryl.
She was one of my best friends.

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We were cheerleaders
together.

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What'd she cheer for?
More ribs?

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Be nice.

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These are good people.

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Cheryl.

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How are you?

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Audrey. Hi.

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Good to see you.

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Oh, great to see you.
It's been so long.

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Yeah. It is something.

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Would you excuse me? I need
to make more name tags.

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Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

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Well, we'll catch up later.

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That was a reunion
of best friends?

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Pretty weak.

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Oh, yeah.

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At your reunion,
your old friend Rube

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greeted you by implying that he
continues a sexual relationship

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with your mother.
[LAUGHING]

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My mom could do a lot worse
than that crazy bastard.

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Look, I'm just saying,

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Cheryl was probably
a little intimidated by me

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because I made it out of here
and moved to the big city.

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Now, I bet we'll see
a lot of that tonight,

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so let's try to be
a little sensitive to it.

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You got it. If...

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Gonna ask for something
on the flight home?

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You got it.

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Matt.

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Audrey?

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Hi.

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Wow.
Oh.

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You look great.
Oh, thanks.

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This is my wife, Lori.
AUDREY: Hi.

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Nice to meet you.

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This is my husband, Jeff.

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Hi. How are you?

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Audrey and I were on
debate team, and she was good.

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No matter how logical
your argument,

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she could always argue
the opposite.

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You don't say.

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So, what have you
been up to?

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I heard you guys
live in New York.

156
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Oh, yeah, but, you know,
no big deal.

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Oh, I love New York.
I wish we could get there more.

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Oh, hey, there's nothing wrong
with right here.

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It kills me to know our
apartment's sitting there empty.

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Sitting where empty?

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Oh, New York.

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You have an apartment
in New York?

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Well, it's just a little
three-bedroom

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on Central Park South.

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Holy crap.

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We can't even afford to walk
on Central Park South.

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[AUDREY LAUGHS]

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He's kidding.

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We can walk there.

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And could you imagine
having a third bedroom?

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Uh, well, we-- We do have
that alcove/den area.

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And an inflatable mattress.
So it's really like having

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a third bedroom.
No, we popped that mattress.

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The time we threw down
on it.

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The neighbor downstairs--

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Uh, he got nervous
that a gun went off.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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Anyway, wow,
it's great seeing you.

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[CHUCKLING]

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Well, they seem nice.

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What are you doing?

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We can't walk
on Central Park South?

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I was just making
conversation.

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A conversation that implies
we're squatting on skid row

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with a popped air mattress!

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Wait a minute.

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First, you don't want to rub it
in anybody's face,

188
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and now you do?
I don't want to brag about it,

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but it's all right
to let people know

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how well things turned out.

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But not by saying it directly.
Just do that.

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Okay.

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Audrey Curtis.

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Heather.

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Oh, good to see you.

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It's actually
Audrey Bingham now.

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This is my husband, Jeff.

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What's up?

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I love your suit.

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Oh, thanks, I got it
at a fancy store,

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but on sale, so it's like
getting it from a regular store.

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So we're normal.

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Talk to Audrey now.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Hey.

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[GRUNTING]

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What a delightful
surprise, sir.

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Timmy, I hope
I'm not intruding.

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Oh, not at all. And to what do
we owe the pleasure?

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Oh, I was just out walking
around, you know, by myself,

211
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,793
as people do,
and, uh, well,

212
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,211
it's a good thing
I showed up.

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00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:09,506
Got room for one more
at the least supper?

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00:09:09,506 --> 00:09:12,509
Actually, sir...

215
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,389
This is Sarah.
Ah, Russell.

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Nice to meet you.

217
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,684
Actually, sir,
you've met.

218
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Yeah, I sell sandwiches
in the office.

219
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Mm. I'll take your word
for it.

220
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Wait!

221
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,442
What are you two
doing here?

222
00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:31,362
Why didn't you tell me this was
where you were going?

223
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We knew you couldn't
be alone,

224
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and Timmy was afraid
you'd actually show up.

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Oh, like I have nothing better
to do than come over...

226
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Oh.

227
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,373
Well, this is terrific.

228
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,710
It's nice to be here
amongst friends.

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What stinks?

230
00:09:49,296 --> 00:09:50,965
Actually, sir,
the vindaloo,

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which I've been preparing
for the last six hours,

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is what stinks.

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Ooh!

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Well, set your dial
to gratitude.

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I'm about to show you why
it's good I showed up.

236
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,936
What are you gonna do?
Save this party

237
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,521
by airing this mother out.

238
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,857
Don't open the--

239
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,692
[LOUD CRASH]

240
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:13,112
[CAR ALARM BLARING]

241
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,657
Don't open the what?

242
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,826
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

243
00:10:20,577 --> 00:10:26,417
Who knew that Nebraska shrimp
were so fantastic?

244
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,921
Boy, some of my classmates
are doing really well.

245
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:34,050
No divorces, no alcoholics,
no plastic surgeries gone awry.

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I'm so happy
for everyone.

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Oh, my God,
there's my old boyfriend Bob.

248
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,478
Ha! Chubby. I win.

249
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,900
He was so in love with me,

250
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,860
and I dumped him
right before prom.

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I still feel guilty.
This is one guy

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I definitely do not want
to brag to.

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I mean, why throw salt
in the wound?

254
00:10:59,491 --> 00:11:00,576
All right.

255
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:03,370
Ahem, has he seen me yet?

256
00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:05,998
Jeff.

257
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,416
Jeff. Jeff--

258
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,542
Bob, hi.
Hey!

259
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,252
Wow.
Audrey.

260
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,296
How are you?
I'm doing well.

261
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,799
You look great.
Oh, thanks.

262
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,717
[LAUGHS]

263
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:16,467
What have you been up to?

264
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,220
Oh, I own a computer consulting
firm with my wife.

265
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,306
She's around here somewhere.
What about you?

266
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,933
Oh, I, uh,
live in New York.

267
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,144
I'm married. My husband, Jeff,
is right over--

268
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,897
[GROANING]

269
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,615
Bob, this is Jeff,
my, you know.

270
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:40,867
Hi, Bob.

271
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,452
Audrey, Jeff,
this is my wife, Ellen.

272
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,411
Hi.

273
00:11:44,411 --> 00:11:45,997
Whoa.

274
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:46,956
I was just telling Ellen

275
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,792
about how Audrey was the one
that got away.

276
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,669
Oh, Bob, looks like you did
just fine.

277
00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:56,423
I'd high-five you,
but my hands are all shrimpy.

278
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,593
So do you two have children?

279
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:02,304
Three boys.
No way, did you adopt?

280
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,349
No, we had them
the old-fashioned way.

281
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,518
Ooh, nice snapback, huh?

282
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,478
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

283
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,067
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

284
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,782
God, get your smelly man foot
off the table.

285
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,909
I'm supposed
to keep it elevated.

286
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:26,495
Yuck, at least get your gross,
dirty sock out of here.

287
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,205
TIMMY:
Vindaloo time.

288
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,168
JENNIFER:
Oh, my God.

289
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,671
I know. I couldn't do that again
if I tried!

290
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,882
Well, the vindaloo's ruined.

291
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,966
Why don't I fetch the rice

292
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,260
and see if you can score
a three-pointer

293
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,888
with your underpants.

294
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,308
It only touched
the top part, Timmy.

295
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,559
We can eat around it.

296
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,271
Yeah. Let's eat around
the filthy sock. Me first.

297
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,106
Let's not overreact.

298
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,442
All right, I mean,
take a whiff.

299
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,944
Does it really smell
any worse?

300
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:03,574
And seriously, I think the real
victim here is the sock.

301
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,741
[LAUGHING]
You're funny.

302
00:13:04,741 --> 00:13:07,912
I'm funny. Oh, yeah? You
thinking what I'm thinking?

303
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,664
She's already
into sandwiches.

304
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,165
[LAUGHS]

305
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,751
I am never thinking
what you're thinking.

306
00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:16,295
No one is.

307
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,131
Everybody just
calm down, okay?

308
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,674
We can salvage this.

309
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:24,011
Ah, yes, the phrase every host
longs to hear.

310
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,512
Sorry. How--
How can I help?

311
00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:28,850
The aroma of the garbage isn't
adding to the experience.

312
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,519
I don't know if it's detracting
from it either.

313
00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:36,899
Perhaps you wouldn't mind taking
it to the trash chute.

314
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,860
You got it, buddy.

315
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:42,029
Not a problem.

316
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,832
Welcome back, sir.
What'd I miss?

317
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,293
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

318
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,381
See you.
You're the man, Bob.

319
00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:09,140
You act like you've never seen
a beautiful woman before.

320
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,183
Hey. I see one every day.

321
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:15,021
She works at that flower shop
on our block.

322
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,983
Hey.
[SIGHS]

323
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,609
What's the matter?
Are you all right?

324
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,695
Yes, I'm fine. I'm super.
Having a great time.

325
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:25,156
All right,
because if you weren't,

326
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,824
I would remind you
I think that you're perfect.

327
00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:30,536
You got nothing to prove.
Well, that's sweet,

328
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,579
but I don't know why
you're saying that.

329
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:35,082
I know I have nothing to--
Oh, there's Cheryl.

330
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,043
I heard she's still
a check-out girl.

331
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,003
I'm gonna go ask
like I don't know

332
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,505
and then make her say it.

333
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,965
Cheryl.

334
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,507
Hey.

335
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,717
We didn't get a chance
to catch up before.

336
00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:47,261
How are you?
And where do you work?

337
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:52,058
I'm fine, and I'm still
a checker at the Grocery Depot.

338
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,809
Wow. There you go.

339
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,102
Yeah.

340
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,521
So I-I saw your mom recently,

341
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:01,483
and she said that you work
at Indoor Living magazine.

342
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,735
Oh, yes,
it is a great job.

343
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:06,863
You know what? By the way,
I'm sorry if I was short before.

344
00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:09,783
I just surprised that you wanted
to talk to me.

345
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,952
Oh, please,

346
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,038
I am not so successful
that I have forgotten

347
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:14,705
who my friends are.

348
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:19,710
I mean because I slept with Bob
when you two were going out.

349
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,627
E-excuse me?

350
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:22,296
I mean, that's why
you broke up, right?

351
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,842
No, I broke up with him because
I thought I could do better.

352
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,487
So how's that working out
for you?

353
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,408
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

354
00:15:52,909 --> 00:15:55,662
Well, I appreciate
you all coming.

355
00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:57,789
Oh. Thanks for inviting us.

356
00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:59,333
Yeah.

357
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,712
Good try, Timmy.

358
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,009
Sarah, um,

359
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:13,639
so sorry things didn't work out
as I'd hoped, you know?

360
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,806
Perhaps a rain check?

361
00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:17,143
Oh, yeah, maybe.

362
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,228
We'll see.

363
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,438
[RUSSELL CHUCKLES]

364
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,732
You don't need
the goofy glasses

365
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,527
to read between those lines,
do you?

366
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,405
Stee-rike.

367
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,658
Are you mad?

368
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,618
Oh, you're mad.

369
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:38,164
Look, to me, the die was cast
when you invited everyone over

370
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,624
to your shoebox
to eat vindapoo.

371
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:45,296
But to the extent
that I'm responsible

372
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,047
for some of the things--

373
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,965
He's still talking.
Unbelievable.

374
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:50,926
Uh, Tim,

375
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:51,760
it's a little rude

376
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,680
to clean up while you still
have guests here.

377
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,098
You're not
one of my guests.

378
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,934
Why, sir? Why on earth
would you come here tonight

379
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:02,354
when I spent so much time,
so much energy, so much effort

380
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,066
making it perfectly clear
you weren't invited?

381
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,027
Maybe I have trouble
being alone.

382
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,779
And why is that my problem?

383
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,239
[SIGHS]
It's not.

384
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,284
I just knew that if I, uh,

385
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,120
you know, came over here,
you'd let me in.

386
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:22,083
So I'm really sorry.

387
00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:28,714
Well, I know that wasn't easy
for you to say, sir.

388
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,343
And know that your intentions
weren't malicious,

389
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,595
so apology accepted.

390
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,138
Yeah?

391
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,431
That's nice.

392
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,515
Well, let me
make it up to you.

393
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:41,643
How about we get out of here
and go somewhere with A/C

394
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,063
and I'll buy you a drink?

395
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,273
All right.
I'd appreciate that.

396
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,399
Okay, then.

397
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,235
Let's have a little fun,

398
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,237
forget about this crazy--

399
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,863
Oh, come on!

400
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,744
Ah!

401
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,707
[SIGHS]

402
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,792
What are you
in the mood for?

403
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,379
Your call, sir.

404
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,346
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

405
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,142
I just found out that
while Bob and I were dating,

406
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,976
he was sleeping with Cheryl.

407
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,728
No! Oh!

408
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:29,858
Come on, Bobber,
you're better than that.

409
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,777
This is unbelievable.
I know, right?

410
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:36,031
I mean, from you to Cheryl
to his wife. I mean...

411
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,867
The guy's got range.

412
00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:42,037
Why don't these people
get it?

413
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,456
Calm down, Audrey.
I'm not gonna calm down.

414
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,418
I got out of this jerkwater burg
and they didn't.

415
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,920
I wanted them all to be
miserable and broken,

416
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:55,050
but, no, they had to be happy
and satisfied with their lives.

417
00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:59,012
Oh, for God's sake,
my old boyfriend has a wife

418
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,056
that I would do.

419
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,811
Look, who cares what any
of these people think?

420
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,437
I love you.

421
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,647
And isn't that all
that really--?

422
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,316
Oh, save it.

423
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,609
I just wanted to come back
a winner.

424
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,487
It's like everybody's a winner
except me.

425
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,740
Sure makes the husband
feel good.

426
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,034
I'm sorry.
I know you're trying,

427
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,786
and I appreciate it,
but let's go.

428
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,747
WOMAN:
Everyone get out
your raffle tickets.

429
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,834
It's time to give away
the big prize.

430
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,753
And the winning number is

431
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,256
2-7-4.

432
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,258
2-7-4, that's you.
You won.

433
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,635
What? I did?
Yeah. Go on up there.

434
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,387
I won?

435
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,889
[GIGGLING]

436
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,767
Oh, the winner
is Audrey Bingham!

437
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,270
[ALL APPLAUD]
I'm the winner.

438
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,272
[LAUGHING]

439
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:50,814
What did I win?

440
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:54,067
I think we're all gonna be
pretty jealous of you.

441
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,026
Really?

442
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:57,321
That's fantastic.

443
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,824
Thanks to the generosity
of Matt and Lori Morrison,

444
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,409
you're gonna spend
a glamorous weekend

445
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,954
in their beautiful three-bedroom
apartment in New York City.

446
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,499
[ALL APPLAUD]
JEFF: Oh, my God!

447
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,959
Central Park South! Whoo!

448
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,211
Yeah!

449
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,630
Come on! Oh!

450
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,429
Jeff, I'm not comfortable
with this.

451
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,556
Comfortable?
This is Central Park South.

452
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,767
It doesn't get more comfortable
than this.

453
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,019
No, I mean, it's--
It's their apartment,

454
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,980
and Matt and Lori--
Rule. They totally rule.

455
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,691
They got a bidet,
steam shower,

456
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,028
a fantastic view
of the poor people.

457
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,323
I don't think I could enjoy
myself here all weekend.

458
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,325
All right?
Come on, we're out of here.

459
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,453
Okay, I'll see you
Sunday at 7:00.

460
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,790
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

461
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,712
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]