1
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

2
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Hey, honey,
we should get going.

3
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Why do dresses never
look as good at home

4
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as they do
in the store?

5
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It's because mannequins
have such great bodies.

6
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I-- I mean, not that you--
Forget it.

7
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Wait, are you
eating ice cream?

8
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Uh-huh.

9
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No, we're going out
to a nice dinner.

10
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Put it back.

11
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All right, Mom.

12
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Hey, honey,
are you okay?

13
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I mean, you sure
you wanna do this tonight?

14
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Of course I do.

15
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There's nothing I want more
than to marry you.

16
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I'm just nervous.

17
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I know, I'm nervous too.

18
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That's why I need
the ice cream.

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Come here.

20
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It's your wedding day.

21
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If you want ice cream,
go nuts.

22
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Oh, do we have nuts?

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Don't make me
rethink tonight.

24
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Jeff and Audrey
are gonna be surprised, huh?

25
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That's the point
of doing it this way.

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Russell ask why
you were leaving work early?

27
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No, I told him
I was sick.

28
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He said the gay guy, Mel from
accounting, was sick too

29
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and then he jumped to some
pretty graphic conclusions.

30
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Where is my dry-cleaning?

31
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I don't know.

32
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Here it is.

33
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Where's my purse?

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I don't know.
Oh.

35
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Here it is.

36
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Oh, God. Where's
my cell phone?

37
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I don't know.

38
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Oh. Here it is.

39
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Hey--
Hey! Where's my gun?

40
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What?
Nothing.

41
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I'm just tired
of the old frantic routine

42
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trying to get ready
to go out.

43
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Well, I'm sorry,
I do a little more

44
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than throw on a sport coat
and forget to reapply deodorant.

45
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This restaurant Adam and Jen
are taking us to

46
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is very fancy, and they
don't have a lot of money.

47
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Don't order anything pricey.

48
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I got a hankering
for free lobster.

49
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No lobster.

50
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Fine, I'll eat
that box of Pop-Tarts.

51
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That'll save them
the price of an appetizer.

52
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No, no. We'll just--

53
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We can split a salad.

54
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Oh, can we?

55
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All right.
How do I look?

56
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You know.

57
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Why do I bother?

58
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Yeah, why do you?

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

61
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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

65
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

66
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]

67
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Hey, uh, Jen wanted me to check
to see if you guys are ready.

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I am. Audrey's not.

69
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Well, can you push her along?

70
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"Can I push her along"?

71
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It's just that tonight
is kind of important,

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and we sort
of have a schedule.

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All right, you wanna try?
Go in.

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[AUDREY SCREAMS]

75
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Dude. Dude, dude,

76
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she's-- She's wearing
her underwear.

77
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Why the hell did you
send him in there?

78
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You were just dressed.
What happened?

79
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I decided to change.

80
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Can you ever, for once in your
whole life ever just be helpful?

81
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You want helpful?
Okay, how's this?

82
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You look the same in everything,
I'm hungry, hurry up.

83
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You are such an ass.

84
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Maybe we just
shouldn't even go.

85
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Oh, no.
Then I wouldn't get

86
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to not have lobster
and half a salad.

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[JEFF SIGHS]

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Dude, why don't you
go without us.

89
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She's about to turn green
and bust out of her clothes.

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She's the Hulk.

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Look, you have
to come with us tonight.

92
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Why?

93
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Well, there's a special
secret reason.

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I don't care.

95
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Okay, okay, okay.

96
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Okay, only if you promise
not to tell Audrey.

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I promise.
Okay.

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Tonight, before we go
to the restaurant,

99
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we are going
to City Hall.

100
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Jen and I
are getting married.

101
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Oh! Good for you, buddy.
Yeah. Yeah?

102
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Oh, yeah. Right.
Oh! Jesus.

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[LAUGHS]

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We're holding hands now.

105
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Yeah.

106
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Anyway, that's why
I wanted you to go.

107
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Why'd you guys
decide to do it now?

108
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Jen's parents have been
pressuring her

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to have this big wedding,
and tell Jen to do one thing,

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she's gonna
do the other.

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I didn't know Audrey
was selling franchises.

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Count us in.
Great.

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Oh, remember,
don't tell Audrey.

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You got it.

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They're getting married?

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Tonight?
Yes.

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And we're the witnesses but
we're not supposed to know?

118
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Excellent repeating
of everything I just said.

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Oh, my God. I...

120
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I don't know what to say.
I-- I didn't expect this.

121
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You didn't win
an Oscar, Audrey.

122
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Well, I have to change
into something nicer.

123
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I mean,
I am the maid of honor.

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You're married, so actually
you are the matron of honor.

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You need to change too.
[SIGHS]

126
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Why?

127
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Because it's just us,
so you're like the best man.

128
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Boy, that's crazy ironic.

129
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

130
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Hello, there. One large chicken
noodle soup to go, please.

131
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Anything else?

132
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No, no, just the soup today,
thank you.

133
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My friend's
not feeling well, see?

134
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Chicken soup won't cure
what he's spreading around.

135
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Oh, no, no, no.
It's for Adam.

136
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FYI, I'm on some experimental
pills from Mexico

137
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and so far, so bueno.

138
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Dude, you have to do this?

139
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We're gonna be late
for the movie.

140
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I don't have to, I want to.

141
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Mr. Rhodes left work
feeling sick.

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Some nice hot soup
will do him well.

143
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I mean, I could understand
if you want

144
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to have sex
with the guy, but...

145
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Wait, do you want
to have sex with the guy?

146
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I'm just being
a good friend.

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If you were a better friend,

148
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maybe people would invite
you out more often. Hm?

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You ever consider that?
Hm?

150
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I get invited out plenty.

151
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Being asked to leave doesn't
count as being invited out.

152
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Okay,
everything's on track,

153
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Jeff and Audrey
are just about ready.

154
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Does this dress
look good on me?

155
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Yeah,
it looks great.

156
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No it doesn't.
You're insane.

157
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Okay,
it doesn't look great.

158
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Oh, don't bother.
Your opinion is useless.

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I'm gonna go ask Audrey.

160
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Yay, I get that forever.

161
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Where's Audrey? I want to ask
her how I look in this dress.

162
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You look fine.
Shut up.

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Audrey is definitively
selling franchises.

164
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Hey.

165
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Oh. You changed.
You look nice.

166
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Well, how gay of you
to notice.

167
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Hey, Jen. Oh, I am
so excited about tonight.

168
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Me too. What do you think
of this dress?

169
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Uh, not great on the boobs,
even worse on the arms.

170
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Thank you.

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Couldn't just do that,
could you?

172
00:07:01,128 --> 00:07:05,550
Fine. Your legs
look weird too.

173
00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:09,971
No, but I--

174
00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,056
Just go.
I was trying to say--

175
00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,600
But--

176
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[JIGGLING DOORKNOB]

177
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Give me the key.

178
00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:21,733
Oh, hold on,
I left it inside.

179
00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,777
He locked us out.

180
00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:29,532
Oh. These are the times
I wish I'd learned magic.

181
00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,620
Oh, my God, so now I have no
boobs, giant arms, weird legs.

182
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I can't go out like this.

183
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People will think
I am a transvestite.

184
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That will not
reflect well on me.

185
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All right. Calm down.

186
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You can borrow
something of mine.

187
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Thank you.

188
00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:51,053
So you've been dealing with this
getting-ready-to-go-out drama

189
00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,013
for, like, 14 years?

190
00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,598
Oh, yeah.
How do you handle it?

191
00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:58,269
I have developed a pretty
effective method. I'll show you.

192
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,900
Want me to show you again?

193
00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,818
No, it's okay.
I got it.

194
00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,362
I'm gonna show you again.

195
00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,743
Oh. Hey, uh, didn't we
give you a spare key

196
00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,287
the time we went
out of town a while back?

197
00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,288
You sure did.

198
00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,455
I never told you this,

199
00:08:18,455 --> 00:08:22,669
but that week
Audrey had me use your toilet.

200
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,212
Anyway, I-- I can't remember
if it was before

201
00:08:25,212 --> 00:08:26,213
or after we changed our lock,

202
00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:28,966
but could you get the key?
I'll give it a try.

203
00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,134
Yeah.
You still have

204
00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:33,930
that bottle of Scotch that
I gave you for your birthday?

205
00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:34,889
Yeah.
All right.

206
00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,933
If this key works,
bring it back.

207
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,100
But that was a gift.

208
00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:41,938
Look, you had it for three
weeks, it's public domain.

209
00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,483
Stupid key.

210
00:08:46,483 --> 00:08:47,610
[JIGGLES DOORKNOB]

211
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,821
Dumb door.

212
00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,574
Mr. Rhodes?

213
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,534
Oh, hey, Timmy. Russell.

214
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,160
I thought you were sick.

215
00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,369
[COUGHS]
I am.

216
00:08:57,369 --> 00:08:59,789
Why are you
all dressed up?

217
00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,415
Okay, Russell,
you were right.

218
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:05,502
I'm going out with Mel
from accounting.

219
00:09:08,255 --> 00:09:10,967
All right, worst liar ever,
what's going on?

220
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,093
I can't tell you.

221
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,929
Really? What if I just stare
at you like this?

222
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,138
Okay, okay, okay.

223
00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,264
I'll tell you the truth.

224
00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:19,601
Jen and I are going out
with Jeff and Audrey.

225
00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,061
Hm. Doesn't seem
that clandestine.

226
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,272
Yeah, if clandestine
means not boring.

227
00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:26,649
What's the big cover-up?

228
00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:30,570
Well, before dinner, um...

229
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,490
we are having
an intervention.

230
00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,075
For Jeff's drinking.

231
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,995
Makes sense.
No surprise there.

232
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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

233
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,959
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

234
00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,795
All right,
what about this one?

235
00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,420
Whoa.

236
00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:51,758
I don't know.
It's a little dated.

237
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,385
Oh. Yeah, that one has been
in there a while.

238
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,427
The tags are still on.

239
00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:59,682
Yeah. I-- I bought it years ago
and never wore it.

240
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,100
This store
opened last month.

241
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,185
Okay. Would you
just pick a dress?

242
00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:06,480
Well, I don't know
about any of these.

243
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,275
Well, then stick
with what you have on.

244
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,317
It looks great.

245
00:10:10,317 --> 00:10:12,904
And we can hide it
with a shawl.

246
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,071
No, no, I can't!

247
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,364
Tonight's just
too important.

248
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:20,953
I know. I mean its dinner.
It's a very important meal.

249
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,997
I guess.

250
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:28,502
There is actually one dress
I think would work for me.

251
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,296
Okay, good. Which one?
Well, actually,

252
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:34,216
it's the one you're wearing.
I've always loved it.

253
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,968
Oh, but--
No, you're right.

254
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:39,555
Forget it,
it's way too much to ask.

255
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,641
No. You know what?
It isn't.

256
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,018
Here, unzip me.

257
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:50,357
Yes, unzip her.

258
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:53,152
What are you doing?

259
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,113
I was on my way to the bathroom
when I stumbled

260
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:59,075
upon this delightful
tableau.

261
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,913
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

262
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:08,209
Big surprise we weren't invited
to Mr. Bingham's intervention,

263
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,252
thank you very much.

264
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,255
Why do you wanna go
to an intervention anyway?

265
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:16,801
Are they serving
chicken tikka masala?

266
00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:18,594
No.

267
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,388
Lamb?

268
00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:24,600
No. I would want to do it
to help a friend.

269
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,518
But thanks
to my association with you,

270
00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:28,270
I'm excluded from doing
something of value

271
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:31,774
and instead am going to see...
What film did you choose again?

272
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,609
Stewardess School Blues.
Ugh.

273
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,027
Stewardess School Blues.

274
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:39,824
Sounds in keeping with your
"no booby, no watchy" policy.

275
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,618
Yeah, I guess it's about a bunch
of chicks who are studying

276
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,997
to be stewardesses and then
they get sad about something.

277
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:49,166
But you gotta figure
they get cheered up, right?

278
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,044
I don't care.
I don't want to see it.

279
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,089
In fact, we're not
going to see a movie.

280
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:55,923
[PUNCHES BUTTON]

281
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,259
We're going back
to help our friends.

282
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,051
Oh, come on.

283
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:03,097
It got three stars
from Boing.com.

284
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,016
They're though.

285
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,893
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

286
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,727
All right, I think
we're all ready.

287
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,230
Whoa, look at you.
You look smoking hot.

288
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,440
I mean,
really gorgeous.

289
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,568
Um, that's
my dress, Jeff.

290
00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:19,321
Not anymore.

291
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,824
All right. How do I
look in this one?

292
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,951
You know.

293
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,330
That was really rude, Jeff.

294
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,792
But thank you.

295
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,960
What did you say,
beer?

296
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,671
Why, yes,
I will come and drink you.

297
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,256
[KNOCK AT DOOR]

298
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,385
What are you guys
doing here?

299
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:44,763
I don't know.
Ask the Indian Mr. Rogers.

300
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,019
Mr. Rhodes, now I realize
we weren't invited,

301
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,355
but I'd like to offer
my help as a friend.

302
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:56,192
[WHISPERING]
With the intervention.

303
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,779
[WHISPERING]
With the what?

304
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,158
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
The intervention?

305
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,784
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, yeah. That.

306
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,038
Yes, I'll have you know, I have
experience in this matters.

307
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,040
In fact, I facilitated
an intervention

308
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,251
back in my days
at the university.

309
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,504
Man, you have
a sick vocabulary.

310
00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:18,422
Yeah, yeah.

311
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,341
I bet you're great
at that, um...

312
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,094
What's that game
with all the words?

313
00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:25,888
Scrabble?

314
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,432
Hey, you're the word guy.

315
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,355
Hey.
Hey.

316
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,772
What are you doing here?

317
00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:37,900
Me and Timmy
just stopped by.

318
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,112
You know,
as friends will do.

319
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:42,989
So going to dinner?

320
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,867
Well, it's not really
just dinner.

321
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:47,701
Oh, you know?

322
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,954
Yeah. Yeah.

323
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,913
Do you?

324
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,748
Yeah.

325
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,916
And you're cool
with it?

326
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,710
To the extent
that I give a crap.

327
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,923
We all knew it was gonna happen
sooner or later.

328
00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:04,593
Huh. Well, uh, you think
it'll make a difference?

329
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,889
Nah, nothing's
gonna change.

330
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,724
It'll be a big to-do,
Audrey'll cry.

331
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:14,270
Then it's right back
to the same old same old.

332
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:18,024
Jeff, wait. You really think
you should be drinking--

333
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,109
Ooh, Pop-Tarts.

334
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,362
All right. Oh, great,
we are all finally ready.

335
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,196
Let's hit it.

336
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,115
Yeah, but first,
a toast.

337
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,076
A-- A toast?

338
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,954
Yeah. Jeff,
do we have some champagne?

339
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:36,000
I may have a bottle
hidden away somewhere.

340
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,002
[CHUCKLES]
I bet you do.

341
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,336
Go get it.

342
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,046
[LAUGHS]

343
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,173
Mrs. Bingham, are you sure
this is wise?

344
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,091
Wise?
Who cares about wise?

345
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,551
Let's get our drink on,
Timmy.

346
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,304
Mrs. Bingham,
you're enabling him.

347
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,390
Um, actually,
I'm enabling all of us

348
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,184
to have a really
good time.

349
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:53,893
[LAUGHS]

350
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:58,189
Jeff gets really grouchy
if he loses his buzz.

351
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,691
I found a bottle.

352
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,819
But what's everybody else
gonna drink?

353
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,113
[ALL LAUGH]

354
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,950
Mr. Rhodes, I don't understand
what's happening here.

355
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:12,369
Oh, he's saying he's gonna drink
the whole bottle himself.

356
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,872
No, what I meant was--
Okay, look, never mind.

357
00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:17,124
All right, listen up.

358
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,627
We all know what's really
happening tonight.

359
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:21,170
They do?

360
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,088
Adam,
did you tell them?

361
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,173
Yes, he did.
And it's a good thing I came,

362
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,759
because you're all
shockingly bad at this.

363
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,137
So if I may.

364
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:34,225
Mr. Bingham,
this is an intervention.

365
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:39,188
Your drinking
is destroying your life.

366
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:42,191
You're hurting yourself,
those closest to you,

367
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,318
and I want you to know
we are all here tonight

368
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:47,488
to confront you
with love and compassion.

369
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,864
Everyone.

370
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,747
Everyone.

371
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,126
Still just me?

372
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,086
Hey, what the hell
is going on?

373
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,755
Okay, okay,
here's what happened.

374
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,590
Timmy, get off Jeff.

375
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,385
[SIGHS]
I ran into Russell and Timmy,

376
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,679
and in order to not tell them
we're getting married tonight,

377
00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:15,141
I told them we are
having an intervention.

378
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,269
Oh, I'd buy that.
Good thinking.

379
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,437
You're getting
married tonight?

380
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,481
Yeah,
I'm the maid of honor.

381
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,234
Matron.
How about widow?

382
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,819
You told Audrey?
No, I only told Jeff.

383
00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:29,571
I told.
You weren't supposed to.

384
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,198
You weren't supposed
to tell me.

385
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,201
You weren't supposed
to tell anybody.

386
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,540
Congrats, though.

387
00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:42,168
So, what are you
going to wear?

388
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,421
Okay, that's it.
You know--

389
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,256
This was supposed to be
a fun surprise,

390
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,175
but the night's is
turning into a disaster.

391
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,053
I'm not wearing my own dress,
Adam has ice cream on his tie.

392
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,097
Not from tonight, though,
just to defend myself.

393
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,098
And if you think about it,

394
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,891
why do we even
have to do this at all?

395
00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,227
What do you mean?
We love each other.

396
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,312
We have a great thing.

397
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,940
Why do we have to go through all
the trouble to make it official?

398
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,319
Who cares?
I know I don't.

399
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,198
Are you sure?

400
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,326
I'm 100 percent sure
I do not care.

401
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,619
Let's just go home.

402
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,620
Okay.

403
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,788
Well, um...

404
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,374
I guess we're just gonna
call it a night.

405
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,209
Hold on a second here.

406
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,920
We're not just gonna
call it a night.

407
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,881
You wanna have
the intervention?

408
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,051
No. Look,

409
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,222
maybe this is the Scotch
talking, or possibly the beer,

410
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,683
or the wine cooler I found
in my sports bag this morning.

411
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,728
Guys, are we sure we don't
want this intervention?

412
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,898
Look, I think that you guys
should get married tonight.

413
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,234
Maybe I'm old-fashioned,

414
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,194
but I think people
who are living together

415
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,863
should be married.
You feel different. You know?

416
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,366
You become a team,
working together.

417
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,619
He's right. It's like--
Audrey, not now, please.

418
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,497
You guys both know
what a pain in the ass it is

419
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,665
to meet somebody
and get them to like you.

420
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,584
You guys are lucky
that you found each other.

421
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,505
So let's just lock this in
and do it, and stop annoying me.

422
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,509
I'm kind of on Jeff's side.
You know what, Audrey? Please.

423
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,426
[SIGHS]

424
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,428
Can we still make it
to City Hall in time?

425
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,390
Well, it's gonna be tight,
but we can make it.

426
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,517
Let's go.

427
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,852
Aye, aye, aye.

428
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,978
See, sir?
[SIGHS]

429
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,522
Doesn't helping friends
feel better

430
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:30,776
than watching jiggly flight
attendants bounce up and down?

431
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:35,156
I feel I've answered
my own question.

432
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,907
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

433
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:37,908
To Adam and Jen.

434
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,369
Yeah!
Cheers!

435
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,539
And I wanna thank Jeff
for making the great speech

436
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,957
that pushed us to follow
through with our plan

437
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,834
to get married tonight.
It's ironic.

438
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:50,129
If he hadn't take
so much time with his speech,

439
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,674
we might have made it
to City Hall in time.

440
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,342
But if he hadn't
made the speech,

441
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,636
you wouldn't even
have tried to...

442
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,429
Never mind.

443
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:02,057
Well, I'm happy. This just
buys Adam more time to bail.

444
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,392
Not gonna happen, buddy.

445
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,353
Well, that's what my dad said
when I asked him

446
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,355
if he was gonna bail
on my mom.

447
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,149
And, sure enough--

448
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,234
[SOBS]

449
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:16,530
Maybe next time you'll decide
to have a real wedding.

450
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,739
That was a good day.

451
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,074
Aw.
This one here,

452
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,701
she looked
like a movie star.

453
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,328
Oh.
[AUDREY CHUCKLES]

454
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,997
You see? All of you
who constantly ask me, "why?"

455
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,708
Every so often
he steps up.

456
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:31,253
I didn't say
what movie star.

457
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,671
That's okay, Jeff.

458
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:36,258
Ernest Borgnine's
a movie star.

459
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:36,675
Shut up.

460
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:41,638
Okay, I've got four Diet Cokes,
one lemonade and a Scotch rocks.

461
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,933
Scotch? Who knew
the diner served booze?

462
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,186
I did.

463
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,896
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

464
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,317
But we didn't
even get married.

465
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,860
I know,
I just want to practice

466
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,612
carrying you
across the threshold.

467
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,655
Good thing the super
had another key.

468
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,366
All right,
here it goes.

469
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,617
Oh! God.

470
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,369
All right.
It's not working.

471
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,079
Hold on.
Oh!

472
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,915
Okay! Stop it! Put me down!
Okay.

473
00:20:08,915 --> 00:20:11,460
[JEN SCREAMS]
[BODY THUDS TO FLOOR]

474
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,920
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

475
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,383
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]