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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Ugh, that dress is awful.

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Construction is so shoddy.

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Yeah, but the design
is really fashion forward.

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Look at that draping.

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That's right,
I said "draping."

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Hey, guys.
Hey.

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I need to borrow a book
a guy would like.

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JEFF:
Is it for Adam?

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'Cause we don't have anything
that pops up.

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No. It's for my new friend,
Charlie.

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I started volunteering
to read to the elderly.

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Really? What made you
start doing that?

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Was it court ordered?
A little glug, glug?

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Little pow, pow?

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Why do so many
of the titles start with

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The Big Bathroom Book of?

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I find the Triple B series

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to be entertaining
and succinct.

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I will go with a novel
since I won't be reading

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to Charlie in the bathroom.

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If he's wearing a diaper,
every room's the bathroom.

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It's the thing Jeff most looks
forward to about getting old.

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Well, it's good to have goals.

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See you guys later.

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So Jen's off helping others

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while we're spending
our Saturday in sweats,

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watching mindless TV
and eating kids cereal

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right out of the box.Yeah.

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We win.

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I have all day.

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

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♪♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪♪

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♪♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪♪

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♪♪ With you by my side ♪♪

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♪♪ There is no denyin' ♪♪

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♪♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪♪

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Hey, I--

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What is that smell?
Are you wearing cologne?

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Cologne? Please.

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It's pheromones
from a bull moose

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in rutting season,
dip wipe.

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Yeah, 'cause you're interviewing
for a new assistant today.

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Yeah. That last one
was such a whiner.

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I was tired
of all her questions.

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Well, "where am I?" and
"how long I've been out for?"

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are legitimate questions.

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Well, that's water and hush
money under the bridge.

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So how's it looking
out there?

52
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Is the casting couch
filling up?

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Oh, take a look for yourself.

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Dude,
what's with the meat locker?

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Oh. Remember? You're not allowed
to hire women anymore.

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What? Why?

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Didn't you get
the 15-page reprimand

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hand-delivered
by company attorneys?

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I thought that was a joke.

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What am I gonna do
with a male assistant?

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What do you do
with a female assistant?

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I don't know. Sniff their hair,
tell 'em to bend over

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and pick stuff up.
It's all in the reprimand.

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Now I smell like moose whiz
for nothing.

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I don't even know
how to pick a guy.

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My normal interview questions
don't apply.

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All right. "Question one:

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Can I get you a cocktail?"

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I don't like to drink alone.

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Oh, my God. You actually
ask them the second question?

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Well, presumably
they've had a cocktail.

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Let's just start the
interviewing. Who's up first?

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MAN:
Ow!

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You. Come on in.

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Mr. Dunbar.
It's an honor to meet you.

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Here's my resume.
And your bagel.

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Timmy, huh?

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Did that bagel
hit the ground?

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No, just me.
Great. You're hired.

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Uh, Russell.

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What? He caught the bagel.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Hey.
Hey.

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Get this. Guy on the elevator
just tried talking to me.

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Just shut up
and look at the numbers.

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Hi.
Hi.

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What's all this crap?

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Last night
I had an epiphany.

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I'm surprised,
it wasn't even my A game.

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No. I don't mean that,

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Although that would be
an epiphany too.

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No. Jen's volunteering
made me realize

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I don't do anything
to help other people.

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You didn't know that?

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I want to do more.

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So I got the number from Jen

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and I signed up to read
to the elderly too.

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Oh. Here we go.

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What does that mean?

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Well, You have a habit
of getting on these

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"I'm gonna be
a better person" kicks.

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And you always
end up quitting

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and then feeling bad
about yourself.

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I do not always quit.

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Really?
Being a vegetarian,

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reducing your carbon footprint,

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meditating.
Hey!

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It was hard to meditate
with you

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constantly trying
to feel me up.

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Well, you were just
sitting there.

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This time is gonna be
different.

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No. No, it isn't.

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Yes. Yes, it is.

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This time I'm committed
to helping an actual person.

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Tell you what. If I'm wrong,
I will volunteer too.

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But if I'm right
and you quit,

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you owe me one
"Jeff's Choice."

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If you don't think
you can do it...

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All right, all right,
you're on.

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But trust me,
you're going down.

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No, no. I said
"Jeff's Choice."

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Hey, where's Timmy?

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He's off doing
some assistant work.

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Kid's got a sharp mind,
he's a real go-getter.

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Okay, sir, I just finished
alphabetizing your erotica.

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[RUSSELL CHUCKLES]

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Above and beyond, I like that.

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Seriously? You've got an MBA.
No. No, it's fine.

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One must start
at the bottom.

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A rule clearly followed
by many of the actors

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in your film collection.

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However,
I did have some thoughts

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about the Brooklyn Shipyard
redevelopment--

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Yeah, and I wanna hear 'em.

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But, quickly, can you just do
that thing for Adam?

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Really, sir, I don't--
Come on. It's fun.

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Bond. James Bond.

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Never gets old.

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Debatable, sir.

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Well, I'm off to, uh,
pick up your prescriptions,

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your dry cleaning,

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and two giant gumballs
from the machine

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in the Times Square arcade.

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Yeah. And don't you quit
till you get a red one.

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Naturally, sir.

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Mr. Rhodes? Would you like
a giant gumball as well?

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No, Timmy, I am not gonna make
you get me a stupid gumball.

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Thank you, sir.

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Unless they have
the speckled kind.

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I'll take one of those.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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"Her bosom heaved as Lance
whispered softly in her ear--"

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WOMAN:
What?

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"H-Her bosom heaved--"
Speak up!

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"Her bosom heaved
as Lance--

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[COUGHING]

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Take a lozenge.
Thank you.

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Oh, God,
there's hair on them.

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[SIGHS]

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All right, where were we?

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Don't let me interrupt you.
I just have to...

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I should step out.

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No, no. Sit down.
Keep reading!

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Keep reading!

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"It's a dream being here
with you."

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"I Hope this...

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magical moment never--"
Be careful!

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NURSE: Oh, no. No!
[THUDDING]

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Steven, get a mop!

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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Well,

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if it isn't
Leonardo DiCaprio

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and theTitanic.

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Who's this guy?

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This is Russell's new assistant,
Timmy.

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You got me,
I-I do look like Leo.

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So where's Russell?
Running late, sir.

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Would you mind sitting next
to Mr. Bingham?

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Mr. Dunbar likes to see both
of your reactions

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to his hilarity.

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Seriously, who is this guy?

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Well, see you guys
met Timmy.

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[CHUCKLES]

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So, what'd you go with?
Leo and Titanic, sir.

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Cut them to the core,
just as you predicted.

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By the way, we have
a 3:00 meeting with--

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Oh, all business matters
go through Timmy.

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Timmy,
would you tell Russell--

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I'm sorry,
Mr. Dunbar's at lunch.

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He's right there!

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We'll call back.
Where can we reach you?

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I'm right here.

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What's this?
We haven't even ordered yet.

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I called in ahead. So, sir,
saltines, oyster crackers?

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Surprise me.

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Ooh, check her out.

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Would you like me to pursue
that opportunity

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and obtain her contact
information?

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While you enjoy your soup?
You would do that for me?

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If you would take a look
at my idea

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for the Brooklyn Shipyard
project. You did say you would.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
I will, okay, I promise.

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Then it'll be my pleasure.

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SpongeBob, squarehead.

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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So you don't love reading
to the elderly,

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00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,167
it's not the end
of the world.

209
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,670
This is nothing
like I expected.

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I mean, she is almost deaf.

211
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,173
I am not reading
to the elderly,

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00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,633
I'm screaming at them!

213
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,427
You're screaming at me.
Oh, what does it matter?

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We're the only people
who can hear in this place.

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Look,
I've been doing this awhile.

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so I know how difficult
it can be.

217
00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:21,978
Well, I can't quit.

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00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:22,895
Then I'd have to face Jeff.

219
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He thinks it's just
another one of my "kicks."

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Oh, like when you were gonna
start walking to work,

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or read more, or stop
drinking so much wine...

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Boy, you'd think
with all your volunteering

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you wouldn't have had time
to make a list.

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Anyway, if I quit,
he's gonna do his

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"I was right and you were wrong"
dance which, surprise,

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is performed in the nude.

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Jennifer, my dear,
there you are.

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Oh, hey! Audrey,
this is Charlie.

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A pleasure to meet you.

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You're kidding?

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00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,468
This is who you got?

232
00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,804
I know,
isn't he adorable?

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00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,139
No, you're adorable.

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Ha, ha.
Oh, Charlie.

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[LAUGHS]

236
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,519
Today he's reading to me.

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00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:04,311
Is he?
JENNIFER: Mm-hm.

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I thought we'd do so
while having lunch outside.

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00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,400
My dear.

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00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,694
Hang in there.

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00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:15,447
In there.

242
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,618
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

243
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,122
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

244
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,087
I got Timmy out in the plaza
scoping chicks for me.

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00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:33,883
Timmy, see the girl in the tall
boots by the hot dog cart?

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00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,092
You got her. Yeah.

247
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:36,969
See if she's single.

248
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,971
Oh, she has a boyfriend?

249
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,348
Uh, see if she wants to get back
at him for anything.

250
00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:44,268
D-Don't you think you're taking
advantage of Timmy?

251
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Taking advantage
or mentoring?

252
00:10:47,604 --> 00:10:49,565
Taking advantage.

253
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,984
Or mentoring.

254
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:55,571
Saying it slower
doesn't make it true.

255
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,990
Timmy, girl in pink sweater
across the--

256
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,327
Oh. Oh, he hit a hot dog cart.

257
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,995
Timmy, you down?

258
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,665
Listen, if you can move.

259
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,168
Get me a hot dog
with mustard and relish.

260
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:12,755
So, what are you saying, you
don't want to volunteer anymore?

261
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,465
Oh, no, no, no, no,
I am not quitting.

262
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:18,302
I can't quit. Or my husband--
Are you married?

263
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:20,221
No, I don't need that.

264
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,932
Well, it's just that,
you know, since I'm new,

265
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,435
maybe there's a patient
who's a little less challenging.

266
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,562
Actually, we assigned you Edie
because you're new.

267
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:31,315
Most of our other residents
have far more difficult issues.

268
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:35,444
Are you kidding me?
Her room is like a monkey cage.

269
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:38,530
I'm sorry,
it's just...

270
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:41,951
I was hoping maybe
I could get somebody...

271
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,036
like Charlie, for example.

272
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,330
Charlie already has a volunteer.

273
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,164
We could trade.

274
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,792
I don't think we could do that.

275
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,835
Maybe we can.

276
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,171
Say, Charlie in exchange for...

277
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,215
Andrew Jackson?

278
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,306
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

279
00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,810
[ELEVATOR DINGS]

280
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,186
Oh, hey.

281
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:12,731
So how was your picnic
with Jay Gatsby?

282
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,609
Why should I tell you,
geezer thief?

283
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,736
What are you talking about? I--
Save it.

284
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:20,531
Miss Alberts told me about
your lame bribe attempt.

285
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:24,118
Damn it.
I should've gone with a 50.

286
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,744
I'm sorry,
I was desperate.

287
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,831
I'm just gonna have to tell Jeff
he was right and face the music.

288
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,876
And the disturbing dance
that goes with it.

289
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:35,712
Or you could buck up and realize
you're comforting someone

290
00:12:35,712 --> 00:12:38,465
who probably doesn't have
much longer to live.

291
00:12:38,465 --> 00:12:41,803
You're right.

292
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,431
You're right.

293
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,396
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hey.

294
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,731
[SIGHS]

295
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,365
[SNIFFLING]

296
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,246
What, you got a cold?

297
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,415
No. I'm sad, Jeff.

298
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:15,336
Don't worry,
it's just a cold.

299
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:19,506
I'm sad because...

300
00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:23,635
my dear friend Edie,
she...

301
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,972
This is hard.

302
00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:32,728
[SOBBING]

303
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,772
Edie passed away.

304
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,568
She passed away? When?

305
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,569
Today.

306
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,990
With me right there
at her bedside.

307
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,950
[SIGHS]

308
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,826
Really?
Yeah.

309
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,828
I just finished
the day's reading and...

310
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:54,250
and she reached out
and I took her hand, and...

311
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,878
this part just blew me away.

312
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,964
She smiled and whispered,

313
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:03,592
"thank you, kind angel."

314
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:09,598
And then she was gone.

315
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,601
Oh.
It was a powerful moment.

316
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,186
[SOBBING]

317
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,397
So...

318
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,398
[SNIFFLES]

319
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:21,027
I guess our bet is off.

320
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,820
[SIGHS]

321
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,699
Edie called
five minutes ago.

322
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,830
You left your sunglasses.

323
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:37,126
What?

324
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,752
Wow!

325
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:43,257
She was only sleeping!

326
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,634
[SIGHING]

327
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:51,682
What a relief!
This is wonderful news!

328
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,186
That's what
you're going with?

329
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,603
Yes.

330
00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:59,065
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

331
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,694
Not to be a pest, sir,

332
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,280
but have you had an opportunity
to look over my proposal yet?

333
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,033
You know what I haven't,
but it's on my to do list.

334
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,160
I keep your to do list, sir.
Oh.

335
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,620
Okay.
Why don't you take lunch?

336
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,914
Yes.
Mmm.

337
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,292
Oh, hey, kettle corn. Whoo-ooh.
[CHUCKLES]

338
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,501
That's a good batch.

339
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,670
Mm. You know,
this would be a great cereal.

340
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,714
Pour some milk in a bowl.
You want to?

341
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,258
You want me to get bowls?
Oh.

342
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,135
All right then,
see you in ten minutes.

343
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,470
Bye, bye.
Who was that?

344
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,014
Oh, after I ran
into the hot dog cart,

345
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,100
the girl in the pink sweater
helped me up.

346
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,142
My girl in the pink sweater?

347
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,811
Yes. We got to talking,
made lunch plans.

348
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:41,232
Timmy, can you close
the door for a second? Ahem.

349
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:46,028
Timmy, are you familiar
with Dunbar Company Policy?

350
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,864
Every word, sir.

351
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,032
Okay. Well...

352
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,744
I'm gonna guess that they're
pretty strict about conducting

353
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,912
personal business
on company time.

354
00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:58,665
Quite frankly,
I am very disappointed in you.

355
00:15:58,665 --> 00:15:59,416
I'm sorry, Mr. Dunbar,

356
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,669
I felt since I'd accumulated
so many numbers for you--

357
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,463
For me? Oh, right, for me,

358
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,007
because you work for me.
Yes.

359
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,134
And I've done everything
you've asked of me,

360
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,261
including things
I find quite unsavory.

361
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,597
He's talking about
all the porn.

362
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,891
Yes, thank you.

363
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,602
Now, sir, I realize
I have to pay my dues,

364
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,397
but I don't feel
that I'm being taken seriously.

365
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,316
Can I try on your glasses?
No!

366
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,360
I cannot continue
to be your assistant

367
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,695
if there's no chance
for professional advancement.

368
00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:31,198
You will find my resignation
on your desk in the morning,

369
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,534
along with your final hot
Croissan'Wich.

370
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,826
Timmy, don't go.

371
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:37,997
You're right. I've been remiss.
I tell you what.

372
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,416
I'm gonna read your report
right now.

373
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,251
Where is that report?
It was right--

374
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,586
No. You stuck it under
the table leg here

375
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,298
so it wouldn't wobble.

376
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:47,923
No, no, no.

377
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,301
I didn't put the report under
so won't wobble.

378
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:55,347
I put the table on the report
so wouldn't blow away.

379
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:59,310
How stupid
do you think I am, sir?

380
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:04,106
I mean, you're clearly,
clearly, taking advantage of me.

381
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,192
Taking advantage or mentoring?

382
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,401
What?

383
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,404
Or mentoring.

384
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,990
I suppose I hadn't thought
of it that way, sir.

385
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:16,452
You gotta be kidding me.

386
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,869
Why do you think I chose you?

387
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:20,247
I assume because
I caught the bagel.

388
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,333
No, no. I saw something in you.

389
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,834
Something that made me think:

390
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,169
"You're the guy."

391
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,754
You could be the guy
that could shine.

392
00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:30,006
No, no.
Thrive at D-Dunbar Group.

393
00:17:30,006 --> 00:17:31,133
But you know, maybe I'm wrong.

394
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,135
No, sir, you're not.
No, no. I'm wrong.

395
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,846
You're not wrong at all.
I...

396
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,931
Here's the thing.
Perhaps being...

397
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:41,477
fresh out of Business School,
I was so focused on advancement,

398
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,896
I did not recognize your
unconventional tutelage.

399
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,773
No, Timmy, you didn't.

400
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,567
And you know how that
made me feel?

401
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,112
I guess I didn't take
into consideration--

402
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:54,698
Bad, it made me feel bad.

403
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:58,744
Now, lucky for you, I'm a big
believer in second chances.

404
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,580
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you ever so much.

405
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,332
I'll see you after lunch.

406
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,250
Okay.

407
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,252
Mr. Rhodes.

408
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:12,299
I can't believe he bought
that mentoring crap.

409
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,512
Or can you?

410
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,431
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

411
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,767
What happened?
Is it Edie?

412
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,270
I'm very sorry
to tell you this,

413
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,230
but Miss Bennett
passed away.

414
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:31,235
She couldn't have done
this yesterday?

415
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:33,945
Hey, you didn't happen to see

416
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:36,532
a pair of sunglasses
in there, did you?

417
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,992
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

418
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,330
Hey. Shouldn't you be
at the home?

419
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,457
You're not gonna
believe this,

420
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,252
but Edie died.

421
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,504
Really? No, uh,

422
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,632
"thank you, kind angel"?

423
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,051
It's not a joke, Jeff.

424
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,137
She really died.
Huh.

425
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,306
If she kicked one day sooner,

426
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,891
you would've been
sitting pretty.

427
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:07,062
Yeah. Trust me,
I did that math.

428
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:07,896
But then I started to think

429
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:12,901
that somehow, karmically,
this is my fault.

430
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,403
Audrey--
No, really.

431
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,948
When I was nine
I was so jealous of my sister.

432
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,283
I wished
she would hurt her ankle

433
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,994
so she wouldn't make
the pep squad. And she did.

434
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:27,333
You pushed her
off the porch.

435
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,167
You didn't...

436
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,587
push Edie off the porch,
did you?

437
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,922
No. But looks like you win.

438
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,842
So nude up. Start dancing.
[SIGHS]

439
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,636
The "I was right and you were
wrong" dance is no fun

440
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,013
when you're already sad.

441
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:44,183
I should just accept it.

442
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,767
I am not a good person.

443
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,769
Hey, don't say that.
You are a good person.

444
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,564
Ah, I appreciate that
but it's not true.

445
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,107
Sure it is. I mean,
who else out there

446
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,984
would continue to try
and be better over

447
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,695
and over again
without ever succeeding?

448
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,240
And what do people
always tell children?

449
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,325
It's not whether you win
or you lose,

450
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,452
it's whether you try your best.

451
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,746
And you always try your best.

452
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,081
[CLICKING TONGUE]

453
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,166
That is so sweet.

454
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,627
Thank you.

455
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,337
Feel better?
I do.

456
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,588
A little less sad?

457
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,716
Yeah.
Good.

458
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,719
♪♪ I was right
And you were wrong ♪♪

459
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,929
♪♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪♪

460
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:25,599
♪♪ I was right
And you were wrong ♪♪

461
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,976
♪♪ All the doo-dah day ♪♪

462
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,437
♪♪ Doo-dah-doo-dah-la ♪♪

463
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,898
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]

464
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,568
What's up, Timmy?

465
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,570
Mr. Rhodes.

466
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,368
What the hell?

467
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,370
I'm sorry, sir.
He's not in.

468
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,289
Yes, he is.

469
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,082
No, he's not.

470
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:53,835
But I can see him.

471
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,423
No, you can't.

472
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,803
Would you care to leave
a number?

473
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,599
[♪♪♪♪♪♪]