1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:05,172 "...and then the Dinky Winky Bunny asked porcupine, 2 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:06,590 "'Are you my mommy?' (DOOR OPENING) 3 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:09,092 "The porcupine said, 'I'm too bristly to be your mommy. 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,010 "Go ask wise owl.' 5 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,180 "So the Dinky Winky Bunny... 6 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:18,059 "Hop, hop, hopped over to wise owl's tree." 7 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,938 Hey, Jeff. 8 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,731 Oh, hey! I'm reading to the baby. You want to read some? 9 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:23,941 Oh, it's not really my thing. 10 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:28,362 Oh, come on. We could pick an easier book. 11 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,867 Oh, dagnabbit. That's a good one. 12 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:33,951 No, thanks. 13 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,705 The only thing I want to read is "drink responsibly" 14 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:38,831 on the side of my beer can. 15 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,167 Then ignore it. 16 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,044 Come on, just try it. 17 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,173 You didn't listen to classical music with us. 18 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,466 You won't read to her. 19 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:50,801 When are you gonna get involved with our baby? 20 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:51,802 When it's here, when we actually have one. 21 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,390 After it burrows its way out of this whole mess. 22 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,020 I think it's gonna be just like groundhog day, you know? 23 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,897 The baby's gonna come out, take one look at her dad, and then crawl back in. 24 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,274 I just don't see why you're doing all this baby stuff 25 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,443 when it's not even here yet. 26 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,030 She can hear things, can't you? 27 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,365 Can't you, my precious little angel? 28 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,951 I don't think anyone needs to hear that. 29 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,705 She moved. 30 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,415 You see? She likes it. 31 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:22,708 I'm thinking her move was... 32 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,543 (INAUDIBLE) 33 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,047 (IMITATES CRYING) 34 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,386 ♪ How many ways to say I love you? 35 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:41,476 ♪ How many ways to say that I'm not scared? 36 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:46,565 ♪ With you by my side There is no denying 37 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,609 ♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪ 38 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,371 Sir, have you by any chance 39 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,998 seen today's Wall Street Journal? 40 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,542 Ah, you know what? I'm more of a USA Today guy. 41 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,588 Check out this informative pie chart. 42 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,591 The red is winning. 43 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,470 That'll be all, Timmy. 44 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,433 No, it won't, sir. 45 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,393 Today's Journal has a guest column entitled, 46 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,270 "The influence of foreign capital 47 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,855 "on the New York real estate market." 48 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,523 Snoozer. 49 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,069 By Russell Dunbar. 50 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:33,821 Ah, that's me! 51 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,238 Give me, give me. 52 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,573 Yes, it is you, 53 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,075 despite the fact that I wrote that article 54 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,827 and gave it to you for feedback. 55 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,287 Oh, yeah. I read it. I wasn't a fan. 56 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,624 That'll be all, Timmy. 57 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,920 No, it won't, sir. 58 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,923 For five years, I've been toiling in obscurity, 59 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,258 waiting for the day when I finally get the credit I deserve. 60 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,511 But instead, I get this. 61 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,220 I give you credit all the time. 62 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,098 Name me one instance. 63 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,975 Yesterday. 64 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,518 I cut one in the elevator. I told everyone it was you. 65 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,271 It wasn't me. 66 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:11,942 Says he who denied it. 67 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:14,945 How did my article get published with your byline? 68 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,739 Oh, they called me and asked me if I had an editorial. 69 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,784 And I looked down, and yours was right in the trash. 70 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,371 And you just took the opportunity 71 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,373 to send it in as your own? 72 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,959 Yes, I sent it in because my assistant was nowhere to be found... 73 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,962 Probably loading up on fiber 74 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:33,714 for his next elevator adventure. 75 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,759 That will be all, Timmy. 76 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,768 Hey. 77 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,436 So, Russell, 78 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:51,023 our wedding is less than three months away. 79 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,566 Are you gonna let us use your house in the Bahamas 80 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,526 for our honeymoon or what? 81 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,277 Uh, have you considered my terms? 82 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,324 I'm not up for sharesies on our wedding night. 83 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,661 How about I fly in the next night? 84 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,209 No! 85 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,378 Oh, hey. 86 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,338 Nice editorial in the Journal by the way. 87 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:18,508 Oh, yeah, thanks. I worked really hard on it. Yeah. 88 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,636 Absolutely deplorable. 89 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,265 Look, the truth of the matter is, 90 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,350 is that it was not Mr. Dunbar who wrote the article. 91 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,228 I wrote it. 92 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,564 Um, I don't think so, Timmy. 93 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,110 This picture looks exactly like Russell. 94 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,114 And a little like Anne Heche. 95 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,202 Acclaimed actress, sexual boundary pusher... 96 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,411 I'll take it. 97 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,290 Besides, if I didn't write the article, 98 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:53,418 then why am I being asked to speak at this business seminar? 99 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,837 "Real estate strategies expo." 100 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,214 You've got to be kidding me. 101 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,340 I'll save you a seat, buddy. 102 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,468 Not going. Aw. 103 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,137 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, buddy. 104 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,638 Look, I don't know how they do it where you come from... 105 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:05,597 Yeah. Okay? 106 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,892 But here, in this country, 107 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,936 we support our friends when we do something good. 108 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,148 He didn't do any... 109 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,482 Oh, yeah. 110 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,483 I was the one who... Here we do it. 111 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,154 Hey. Hey. 112 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,696 Jeff, Audrey's not with you? 113 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,782 She's up in the apartment reading to the baby. 114 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,701 Um, but the baby's still in Brenda. 115 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,621 She thinks you can bond with the baby before it's born. 116 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,124 Oh. Well, she's right. 117 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,251 You see, the final trimester... 118 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:38,213 A fetus's senses, including hearing, are almost fully developed. 119 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,090 I mean, they can be very receptive to outside stimulus, 120 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,549 So... 121 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,764 What? I... I read things. 122 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,768 All right. 123 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:52,644 I saw it on The Talk. 124 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,190 It's like The View, but it's on CBS. 125 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,860 So it can actually work? 126 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,154 Yeah, and it's nice that Audrey's getting a head start. 127 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,323 Nice? 128 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,699 Kid's gonna be on her side before it even comes out. 129 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,328 A mini Audrey. Mmm. 130 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,165 My worst nightmare. 131 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,876 It's not like you win any arguments anyway. 132 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,878 That's true. 133 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,379 Imagine a little micro Audrey next to her, 134 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,090 cheering her on. 135 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,508 "Yeah, mommy, get him! 136 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,469 "Cut him down! Nail him, mom." 137 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,138 Whoa, dude. 138 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,514 You looked just like Chucky when you did that. 139 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,978 Yeah. Youthful star of a successful film franchise... 140 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,771 I'll take it. 141 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:44,946 Hey, Bren. 142 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:45,864 (DOOR CLOSING) 143 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,004 (WHISPERING) Bren. 144 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,609 Hey, it's your dad, Jeff Bingham. 145 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,364 How's it goin'? Everything okay in there? 146 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,035 I'm looking forward to meeting you. 147 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:35,122 I have already set up your 529 plan. 148 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,498 It's a way to save for college with some nice tax benefits. 149 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,878 (BABY VOICE) But I don't want to go to college. 150 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,465 I want to be a stripper! 151 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,765 Sorry to wake you. 152 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,102 I was just talking to the baby, trying to bond with it. 153 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:00,105 Oh, well, then maybe don't call her "it." 154 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,358 (SIGHS) This whole thing is stupid, really. 155 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,277 No, it's not. 156 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,570 I mean, you know, everything you're saying is, 157 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,449 but when Audrey talks, she moves. 158 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,284 It's like she's responding to her voice. 159 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,785 All right. 160 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,413 She has her book. I've got mine. 161 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,248 O Shea can you see, the Mookie Wilson story. 162 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,626 Jeff, do you really think... 163 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,086 "Chapter one"... Okay. 164 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,717 So you can relax in here 165 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,928 until it's time for you to speak. All right. 166 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:34,348 And your speech is on the teleprompter. 167 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,141 All right. Not too many big words, right? 168 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,853 It's your article. They're all your words. 169 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,146 Yeah, 'cause I wrote it. 170 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,401 Is there anything else that I can do for you? 171 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,069 Actually, there is. 172 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,491 During my speech, I'm gonna use this laser pointer 173 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,328 to highlight a few specific female members of the audience. 174 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,662 Those are the ones I'd like to be brought back 175 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,872 for the after-partay. 176 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,957 Oh. 177 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,792 I guess we can arrange some sort of meet and greet 178 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,211 after the "Q" and "A". 179 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,586 The "Q" and... 180 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,005 "A." 181 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,090 Meaning? 182 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,717 Questions and answers with the audience. 183 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,969 Oh, great. 184 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,263 Yeah, I can ask the ladies some questions... 185 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,682 A little weeding out before the after-party. 186 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,435 I got to tell you, my process is not rigorous. 187 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,604 Mr. Dunbar, members of the audience 188 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,732 will be asking you questions. 189 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:26,691 About what? 190 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,735 Your article. 191 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,195 Oh, bummer. 192 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,157 Hey, tell you what... Here's an idea. 193 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,534 What if they don't ask me questions? 194 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,535 That might be fun. 195 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,249 Oh, we could go see the new James Bond movie at 7:40. 196 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,921 Would you stop that? 197 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,630 (SIGHS) But you haven't caught one yet. 198 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:51,799 Yeah, because I'm not playing. 199 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,801 That's not your call. 200 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,554 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 201 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,267 Hey, Russell, what's up? 202 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,563 Right now? 203 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,898 Leave us alone, you little weasel. 204 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,071 Um, he says, "industrious mammal 205 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,322 "known for his cleverness and guile." 206 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,323 He'll take it. 207 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,370 He wants us to go be in the audience 208 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,662 at that place he's speaking. 209 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,705 Oh, give me the phone. Here. 210 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:28,711 So, um, we'd be happy to help you out 211 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,046 if you help us out with our honeymoon. 212 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,090 No, not like that. 213 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,927 We want your house in the Bahamas. 214 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,805 Nice doing business with you. 215 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,311 Why don't you open your mouth. 216 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,065 "Chapter four... 217 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,070 "It was a chilly morning as the tidewater tides 218 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,323 "set out on the nine-hour drive to Chattanooga. 219 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,243 "We called the bus 'Old Rusty' 220 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,370 "because it was old and rusty." Okay! Okay. 221 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,372 You know what? 222 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,873 This isn't working. 223 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,917 The baby hasn't moved once. She hates this. 224 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,919 We hate this. 225 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,509 I feel so stupid reading to your big, fat belly. 226 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:20,805 Eh, just sustaining the life of your child, but whatever. 227 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,975 Look, Jeff, if you don't want to do this, you don't have to. 228 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,602 It just doesn't make any sense. 229 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,812 It's just another of those stupid ideas that Audrey latches onto, 230 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,230 like when she decided to compost 231 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,565 and we had a bucket of worms 232 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,400 sitting on the counter for a month. 233 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,069 She moved. 234 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,449 Really? Yeah. 235 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,369 Look at that. I made her move. What did I say? 236 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,829 (LAUGHING) I don't know... You were just bitching about Audrey. 237 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,458 Maybe the baby likes that. 238 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,254 I'm sure it was just a coincidence. 239 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,673 Let's find out. 240 00:11:56,757 --> 00:12:00,761 Last year, we threw $800 at your mother's knitting hobby. 241 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,222 You know what we have to show for it? 242 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,517 One sock that doesn't fit in a shoe. 243 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,439 She's dancing in there. Can you cancel your dinner plans? 244 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,485 Can you seriously complain about Audrey for that long? 245 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,237 Oh, please, the challenge will be getting it all in 246 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,488 before the kid arrives. 247 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:33,002 So, next year, I see a definite return of about 6.5% to 7.5% 248 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,505 on income-producing commercial properties. 249 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,673 So, in conclusion... 250 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,218 This one here. 251 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,221 This one on the end. 252 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,391 And I'd like some of that. All right? 253 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,602 Okay. 254 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,768 Thank you. Peace! 255 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,731 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 256 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,860 Mr. Dunbar will now take your questions. 257 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,239 Okay, here we go. Random person. Uh... 258 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,323 You, sir, back there. 259 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,579 Mr. Dunbar... 260 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,123 I understand that in five years, you'll be 40. 261 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,251 Why, thank you. Yes, I will. 262 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,044 Great question. 263 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,422 Any other questions? Anyone? Anyone at all? 264 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,339 Mr. Dunbar, please. 265 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,301 How about you back there in the fun top? 266 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,262 Sparkles. (CHUCKLES) 267 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,140 Mr. Dunbar, would it be okay if I showed you my... 268 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,266 Nope. 269 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,772 Given the current economic volatility 270 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,441 in countries such as Spain and Greece, 271 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,110 I'd like to know... Are you single? 272 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,533 Well, yes, woman who should be selling it a little more, 273 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,785 I am single. 274 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,620 (GROANS) 275 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,040 Come on! 276 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,084 No, it's good. You got picked for the after-party. 277 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,671 Oh, see if you can get a plus-one. 278 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,301 Oh, oh. 279 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:08,055 So I'll be in my chair and all comfy watching TV, without fail... 280 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,808 "Jeff, can you come in here? 281 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,977 "We need to discuss something unimportant that can absolutely wait." 282 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,525 "Oh, I'm Audrey. 283 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,986 "What would I rather have, $800 or a closet full of yarn?" 284 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,200 Jeff. Hold on, I'm on a roll here. 285 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,494 Here's a little tip. 286 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,204 Don't ever ask your mom "How was your day?" 287 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,539 Unless you've got an hour to kill. 288 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,499 Jeff. 289 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,549 How was your day? 290 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,595 What you've heard is true. 291 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:52,308 For some women, the satisfaction I provide is almost too intense. 292 00:14:56,354 --> 00:15:00,817 (SIGHS) This better be one hell of a beach house. 293 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,485 Well, I feel like we're done here. 294 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:06,030 No, we're not. I have a question. 295 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,700 Mr. Dunbar, the premise of your article 296 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,619 seems to be that the New York market can withstand 297 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,747 the fluctuations and vagaries of the foreign market. 298 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,248 Yeah. 299 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,252 How is this affected by falling interest rates? 300 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,298 It's nice to get an intelligent question finally. 301 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,593 I'm talking to you two bozos in the back. 302 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,179 Yes, I do know a ton about real estate. 303 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,472 I made a killing when I sold 304 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,558 my Bahamas beach house two years ago. 305 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,436 Oh, come on! 306 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,271 What about the after-party? 307 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,233 Mr. Dunbar, can you answer the query? 308 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,069 (LAUGHING) You hear that, Tim? She called you a query. 309 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:51,117 Frankly, Mr. Dunbar, I see no reason to continue, 310 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,828 as you've made a mockery of this entire evening. 311 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,081 I hear what you're saying. I do. 312 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,958 And, uh... I'll tell you what. 313 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,293 There you go. 314 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,588 You earned it. Come on! 315 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,258 So you finally decide to bond with our baby, 316 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,760 and you do it by insulting me? 317 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,974 Maybe try reading to her. 318 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,601 I did. Ha, well, he did. 319 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,395 Mookie Wilson? 320 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,316 Nice choice for a baby. 321 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,611 Oh, I'm sorry, how many world series rings does Dinky Winky Bunny have? 322 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,949 How would you like it if I did it to you, huh? 323 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,243 (DEEP VOICE) "Hi, I'm Jeff. Feed me and give me sex." 324 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,288 Oh, she knows what I want. How come I never get it? 325 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,751 Heads up, kid. Don't play Daddy's "pull my finger" game. 326 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,461 Don't you dare ruin that for me. 327 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,173 Ruin? It's disgusting. It's a fun game. 328 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,300 I make it seem like one thing's connected to the other. 329 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,301 That's all I'm gonna say. 330 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,220 Here's a little secret. 331 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,223 If you don't pull Daddy's finger, he's gonna do it anyway. 332 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,684 Am not. Are too. 333 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,727 Oh, God, what am I doing? 334 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,188 You're acting crazy, and you're making me act crazy. 335 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,398 Speaking of things that are gonna happen anyway... 336 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,194 Come on, what is this really about? 337 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,570 You want me to do all this baby stuff. 338 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,031 That baby's not even here yet. We're not ready. 339 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,742 She's gonna be here in less than two months. 340 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,910 Please tell me you're close to ready. 341 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,955 I'm in the ballpark. 342 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,748 (SIGHS) 343 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,876 All right, babe. You know what? 344 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,002 I don't know if I'm ready either. 345 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,920 Really? 346 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,423 Okay, just to be clear here, one of you has to take her. 347 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,265 Look, I don't know if you can ever really be ready for a baby. 348 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,767 You know, but we got to figure this thing out together, 349 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,019 as a team. 350 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,439 Sorry I said all that stuff about you to our kid. 351 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,357 You know I think you're solid. 352 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,026 Sure. 353 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,152 Romance, time of death... 354 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,654 8:17. 355 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,950 We've developed a shorthand. It's fine. 356 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,744 Look, let's make a deal never to fight in front of the baby. 357 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,496 We have to remain a united front, 358 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,622 because she could divide us. 359 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,291 Oh, yeah. 360 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,044 Yeah, babies have ruined far better couples than us. 361 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,882 Wait. There are better couples than you? 362 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:11,966 Oh. 363 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,845 You stay out of this. 364 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,805 And you, you... 365 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,640 You are not gonna divide us, little girl. 366 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,725 We're onto your game. 367 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,311 But we're smarter than you. 368 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,190 Mmm. It's a lot closer than it should be. 369 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,030 Hey, hey, Tim! 370 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,657 Boss man did okay up there, huh? 371 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,910 Well, if your goal was to make me feel betrayed 372 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,704 and utterly underappreciated, then, yes, you did okay. 373 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,958 Look, I know what you're trying to say, 374 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,461 and I'd love to get you in the after-party, but I don't think I can. 375 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,463 Honestly, they're super tight with the list. 376 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,839 Tim, wait. 377 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,094 What do you want me to say... I'm sorry I stole your article? 378 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,345 Yes. 379 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,555 And it was a selfish thing to do? 380 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,474 Yes. 381 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,435 And maybe I did it because I'm threatened about how smart you are? 382 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,064 You really feel that way, sir? 383 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,775 No, I'm just asking if that's one of the things you want me to say. 384 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,069 Excuse me, Mr. Dunbar. 385 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,737 I never got a chance to ask my question about your article. 386 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,030 Okay, yeah. 387 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,993 You know what? Ask this guy. 388 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,161 He wrote the article... 389 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,288 Every word. 390 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,125 Well, thank you, sir. I appreciate that. 391 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:32,379 Now...you have a question for me. 392 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,591 Well, all your estimates are based on a fixed value for the euro, 393 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,345 but given the current volatility of the European market, 394 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,722 doesn't that make all your findings completely irrelevant? 395 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,809 Gut punch. 396 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:51,065 (CLEARING THROAT) Well, uh, that certainly is an interesting point 397 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,151 that you raise. 398 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,612 I think, uh, what I was trying to get at was, um... 399 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,322 Mr. Dunbar? 400 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,285 To be honest, Tim, I had the same question. 401 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,206 Excuse me. Oh, thank God. 402 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,749 I heard something about an after-party. 403 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,292 Oh, yeah, you did. Come along, now. 404 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,714 Ah, let me know how that turns out, guys. 405 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,848 Is it true you're the third fastest man in the world? 406 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,224 (CHUCKLES) Guilty. 407 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,602 But not when it counts. 408 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,689 (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) No, not when it counts. 409 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,609 Is it true that you were on SEAL Team 6? 410 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,863 Ooh. I... 411 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,948 Am not at liberty to comment on that.