1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,230 Justin, way to score on the world history exam. 2 00:00:08,370 --> 00:00:09,430 Oh, thanks, Brian. 3 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:13,300 You know, this might sound kind of lame, but l didn't think you knew my name. 4 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,740 Oh, l didn't. 5 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:17,170 You left your sweater in class. lt has your name in it. 6 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:22,110 Look, l didn't do so good on this test. 7 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,880 l just got one right: my name. 8 00:00:26,850 --> 00:00:29,690 Look, l was wondering if you could help me out. You know, tutor me. 9 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,790 l don't know, l'm kind of busy. 10 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,950 l'll give you tickets to the Tears of Blood concert. 11 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:37,960 T.O.B.? Their new tour is awesome. You got a deal. 12 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:41,520 - Come by the Sub Station after school. - Awesome. 13 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:43,570 Oh, if any of my friends ask you, 14 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,760 l was all over you for talking to my girlfriend. 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:51,540 And if any of my friends ask you, your girlfriend actually talked to me. 16 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:54,210 Oh, my gosh, did you hear? 17 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:56,710 The 'Gurt Barn's handing out free frozen yogurt samples. 18 00:00:56,850 --> 00:01:01,220 - Oh, how do you know that? - On my cell. l got a 'Gurt alert. 19 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,490 Well, you're gonna have to try it without me. l have to work. 20 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,020 You always have to work. 21 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,150 A beanie? 22 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,760 what's that? A hat? 23 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:12,230 Crazy, funky, junky hat 24 00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:15,230 Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? 25 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:18,100 we've been there, we've done that we see right through your funky hat 26 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,670 You were saying? 27 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,930 lt's just really hard to have a friend who's always busy. 28 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,200 l know. Why don't l get my parents to give you a job at the sandwich shop? 29 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:28,610 We can hang out all the time and even get paid for it. 30 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:31,480 Really? That'd be great. l've never had a job before. 31 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,640 Well, except for the dollar Grandma gives me for rubbing lotion on her feet. 32 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,090 Yeah, well, we'll just make sure that you're wearing gloves 33 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:40,090 when you make the sandwich. 34 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:37,380 Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Russo. 35 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,380 l happened to be passing by when l noticed this ''help wanted'' sign. 36 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,920 l'd like to apply for the position. 37 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:46,920 Oh, wow, l didn't know we were hiring. What a good idea, Mom and Dad. 38 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:49,650 Harper, we didn't put that sign in the window. 39 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,730 Well, someone must have. 40 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:53,590 We're not hiring any sandwich associates. 41 00:02:53,730 --> 00:02:55,430 Or people wearing a sandwich. 42 00:02:57,470 --> 00:03:00,000 Harper, there's no job available. 43 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:01,970 But if you can turn that sandwich into a taco, 44 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:04,800 l think Raul's is hiring down the street. 45 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:09,010 But we're swamped. We totally need more help with... 46 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,110 All of our phone orders. 47 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:15,020 Girls, l know you think it'd be fun to work together, 48 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:18,590 but it's really hard to work with friends, or family. 49 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,520 The one time you forget to wipe off the tip of the mustard squeeze bottle 50 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:27,030 and it's suddenly three hours of silent salami slicing. 51 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:31,260 lt dries at the end and gets crusty. lt's unsightly. 52 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,630 But, Mom, Dad, think about it. 53 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:35,470 lf Harper works here, you could spend more time with each other. 54 00:03:35,610 --> 00:03:38,270 Yeah, Jerry, we could even go to one of those dollar movies 55 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:40,440 you're always talking about. 56 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:44,480 lt's a movie for a dollar. How could you not talk about that? 57 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:47,140 Let me show you. 58 00:03:47,290 --> 00:03:50,520 Alex, it is a big responsibility training a new employee. 59 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:51,950 Does that mean yes? 60 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:54,650 You can't shirk your responsibilities while you're training her. 61 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:56,490 - Does that mean yes? - And remember, 62 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:58,220 business comes before friendship. 63 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,860 l'm taking this all as a yes. Harper, you're hired. 64 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,530 l mean, welcome to our family's business. 65 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,700 - This would look great on you. - No, it'd look better on you. 66 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:14,900 - You're more of a summer. - Speaking of Summer, 67 00:04:15,050 --> 00:04:16,980 did you hear what happened to her in gym today? 68 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,610 Speaking of Jim, l heard he and Summer are going out now. 69 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,740 That's what l was gonna say. 70 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:26,520 Regis, Kelly, can l interrupt the talk show to interest you in some actual work? 71 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:28,360 Oh, yeah. Sorry, Dad. 72 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:31,160 We were just taking a little break, but we're getting back to work. 73 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:34,390 Okay. Well, there's a customer. Why don't you go take his order? 74 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:35,690 A cowboy hat? 75 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:37,460 what's that? A hat? 76 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,760 Crazy, funky, junky hat 77 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,770 Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? 78 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:44,740 we've been there, we've done that we see right through your funky hat 79 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:49,380 Wow, l was one away from all boys. 80 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,910 Hi, welcome to Waverly Sub Station. l'm Alex, l'll be your server today. 81 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:54,680 And this is Harper, she's our new trainee. 82 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,480 Well, l'm thrilled. 83 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:02,790 Tell you what, just give me the Bronx-strami, a large root beer 84 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:06,090 and a slice of that coffee cake over there, huh? 85 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:07,630 Really? Here's what l'd do. 86 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:10,390 l'd get the half order. lt's just as filling and half the price-- 87 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:12,970 - Harper. - What? That's what l do. 88 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:15,600 Oh, and get the small soda, because it's free refills. 89 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:18,640 Harper, when l said, ''Harper,'' l meant stop talking. 90 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,340 Yeah, l'll have what the trainee said. 91 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,270 How'd l do? 92 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:27,480 Well, you just turned a $12 order into us owing him. 93 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:30,220 Table 4, sandwich up. 94 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,720 Look, why don't you just run sandwiches while l take the orders? 95 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:40,660 l'm sorry. 96 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,100 Look, why don't you just clean tables and l'll take orders 97 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,100 and run the sandwiches? 98 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:47,200 So how's Harper working out? 99 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:49,270 Great. She's really getting the hang of it. 100 00:05:49,410 --> 00:05:51,880 How much coffee do l pour on the coffee cake? 101 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:58,340 That's just a joke between me and her. 102 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,590 None, Harper, none. 103 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,830 Alex, can l talk to you in the kitchen? 104 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,030 Are you sure you don't wanna change your shirt first? lt's gross. 105 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:57,010 No. Because l'm sure she's gonna do it again. 106 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:02,380 Look, before you talk about whatever you wanna talk about, 107 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:05,350 l have something to say. Harper's not working out. 108 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,950 Oh, good. Then we're on the same page. 109 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:12,360 l'm not sure where this is going, but continue. 110 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:14,790 Right. l think we should let Harper go. 111 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:17,920 Okay. This is a lot easier than l thought it was gonna be. 112 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:20,960 - Yeah, let me know how she takes it. - Okay. 113 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:24,700 Now we're not on the same page. lt was your idea to hire Harper. 114 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,670 And we told you, business before friendship. 115 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:28,140 So you're gonna have to fire her. 116 00:07:28,510 --> 00:07:31,170 Well, now l have a problem with that. 117 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,140 You two come with me. Go. 118 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:36,540 What are we doing in here? 119 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,810 Okay, if we stay in here long enough, Harper won't be able to find anyone 120 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:41,780 and she'll just leave. 121 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,880 And you expect that to work? 122 00:07:44,020 --> 00:07:46,350 Well, it's how l got out of Harper's sewing club. 123 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,220 Look, if Harper's not better by the end of the day, 124 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,990 you're going to have to fire her. 125 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:53,890 And l don't know how you're gonna do it, but l agree with your mother. 126 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:55,730 Fine, but this could have worked. 127 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:04,930 Waitress spell, waitress spell. 128 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,310 No waitress spell. 129 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:08,710 ''Serving wrench.'' 130 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,450 Oh, serving wench. 131 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:13,110 Hey, what's a serving wench? 132 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,910 Serving wench. A young woman usually related to an innkeeper, 133 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:19,150 who, during medieval time, would serve grog and food to guests of the inn. 134 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:21,090 So like a waitress, right? 135 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:23,520 Well, not technically, because-- 136 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:25,150 But like a waitress, right? 137 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:27,290 l guess. Why? 138 00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:30,460 Did Dad say there was a pop quiz on the medieval food-service industry? 139 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,660 Yep. Better study up. 140 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:36,040 - l had a diet. - Are you sure that's not a diet? 141 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,820 You're right. That's not the diet. This is the diet. 142 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:49,220 There. All better? 143 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:53,590 Take this girl with the skills of a bench And turn her into a serving wench 144 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,990 You know, you need all new drinks. l'll get those right away. 145 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:02,460 - So how are you doing? - Suddenly, a lot better. 146 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:17,610 Boy, Harper improved quickly. 147 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:20,650 Yeah, well, sometimes it just takes a while for your skills to kick in. 148 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:24,020 You probably know that from coaching since you're such a good coach. 149 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,150 l am a pretty good coach. 150 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,620 Okay, Greg, it's great that you heart Cindy, 151 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:38,400 but that's not gonna help you in algebra class. 152 00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:42,340 Anthony, you're gonna have to start all over. 153 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:45,570 Just saying that the Empire State Building is tall and pointy is not an essay. 154 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,470 lt's barely a sentence. 155 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,980 And, Natalie. 156 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,480 This is H3O. 157 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,380 Now it's H2O, and l have a treat. 158 00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:00,020 Oh, what can l help you with, young man? 159 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,180 First of all, it's what l can help you with. 160 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:08,030 This is a great tutoring business you got here. 161 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:10,400 lt'd be a shame to see something happen to it. 162 00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:13,600 What? 163 00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:16,840 Looks like your world's come tumbling down. 164 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,240 You owe me a new globe. 165 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:21,570 No, you owe me 25 percent of your tutoring action. 166 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:25,780 l'm the tutor in this neighborhood, and l don't like competition. 167 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,820 l bet you also don't like amusement parks, 168 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:30,110 because you're not tall enough to ride the rides. 169 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:31,310 Witty comeback. 170 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:33,790 You know what l think of witty comebacks? 171 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,430 Pick up those sticks. Get it? lt's a game. 172 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,050 Look it up. 173 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,730 Good day. 174 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,870 You get them. You're closer to the ground. 175 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:56,210 Because he's... 176 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,210 Tuna wrap Brooklyn style, burn them. 177 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:05,380 l need a roast beef. Knock the wind out of it and let it walk. 178 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,520 Where did all these people come from? 179 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,820 Oh, Harper gave everyone that was here earlier a coupon 180 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,450 to come for dinner and get a free soda with every sandwich. 181 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,560 - But we already give free soda at dinner. - l know. She's brilliant. 182 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:19,560 Harper is doing great. 183 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:21,170 l know. You know what you should do? 184 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:25,170 You should leave her in charge tomorrow so that you and Dad could do something. 185 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,610 For as long as we've lived in New York, we've never been to the Statue of Liberty. 186 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,870 l know. 187 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:33,250 And it's the one pencil sharpener missing from my monument collection. 188 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:34,940 Let's go. 189 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,480 Order's up. 190 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:59,210 Oh, my gosh. Did you hear that? 191 00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:01,540 l just talked my mom and dad into leaving you in charge. 192 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,270 So when they leave, we can lock up and we can do whatever we want. 193 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:06,280 Except go to the Statue of Liberty. 194 00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,920 l don't think so. We're gonna be pretty busy here. 195 00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:12,110 l just e-mailed out a breakfast special, so you should be in about 5 a.m. 196 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,020 - l'm not coming in at 5 a.m. - Yeah, l think you are. 197 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,460 l need two bow-wows painted red. 198 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,760 And who do l have to kick in the can to get some nachos? 199 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:23,560 - l can come in whenever l want. - No, you can't. 200 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,800 You heard your parents. They're leaving me in charge. 201 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:27,000 Because l told them to. 202 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,830 You're not my boss. l checked with my boss. 203 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:32,340 And since l'm the boss of me, l'm giving myself the day off. 204 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,670 l hate to do this, 205 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:36,710 but if you don't come in tomorrow, you're fired. 206 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:43,280 You can't fire me. lt's my family's restaurant. 207 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:46,690 - You're fired. - l'm in charge. You can't fire me. 208 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:48,050 My family owns the restaurant. 209 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:50,320 And since l'm in the family, that makes me part-owner. 210 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:52,730 Owners can fire employees. Do the math. 211 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:53,920 Well, fine. 212 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:57,160 lf you fire me from the restaurant, l'm firing you from being my friend. 213 00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:01,400 l'm removing this apron from the restaurant 214 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:04,700 and the metaphorical apron of our friendship. 215 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,140 There's no apron of our friendship. 216 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,540 Not anymore there isn't. 217 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:20,890 So did she quit or did you fire her? Which is it? 218 00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:23,860 lt was complicated. l guess both. 219 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,050 Well, make sure she quit. 220 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,790 That way l don't have to pay her for the rest of the week. 221 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:31,260 - Jerry. - Oh, l mean, l'm sorry. 222 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,340 lt's hard to work with friends. 223 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:40,040 So you think you and Harper are gonna be okay? 224 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:44,240 l don't know. l tried to fire her from the job, but she fired me from being her friend. 225 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:48,440 what's that? A hat? 226 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:49,650 Crazy, funky, junky-- 227 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,420 Oh, forget it. lt's not the same. 228 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,990 Oh, honey, you want me to do that crazy hat dance with you? 229 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,690 No, it'd be weird, 230 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,860 and it's kind of me and Harper's thing, and sometimes it's about you. 231 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,340 And for our next experiment, 232 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,740 Chris is gonna drop a water balloon and a Ping-Pong ball 233 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,710 from upstairs at the same time. 234 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:18,320 Which one do you think is gonna hit the ground first? 235 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,250 Chris, you were supposed to wait for me to say ''go.'' 236 00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,750 That guy-- 237 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:27,720 Okay. 238 00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:30,250 Kind of deserved that one. 239 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,790 Let's take a five and regroup. 240 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:40,640 Looks like Galileo's all wet. 241 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,970 Where's my cut? The Answer Man's getting tired of waiting. 242 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:47,240 You're tired? Sounds like it's nap time for the Answer Man. 243 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,940 Nap time. Good one. 244 00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:56,250 Maybe it's nap time for you. Enforcers, assemble. 245 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:05,550 So you got a lot of really tiny friends, and anyone can drop down a rope and: 246 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,390 These two guys have black belts in tae kwon do. 247 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,970 That guy brought a rope. 248 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,800 Chris, let them all go! 249 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,110 Retreat, retreat. 250 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:27,980 Justin. 251 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:30,750 lt's you. 252 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:34,220 Hey, you haven't seen like four or five tiny little ninjas running around, have you? 253 00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,890 No. Have you seen really tall flowers that talk? 254 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,730 Wait, l'm not sure what game we're playing. 255 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,390 There's this kid Frankie. Him and his little thugs are after me. 256 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:45,660 They're trying to muscle in on my Brain Train action. 257 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,570 Oh, this isn't as fun a game as l thought. 258 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,570 Hey, are you on your way to see Harper? 259 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,540 No, why? Where have you seen Harper? 260 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,580 When Frankie chased me, l hid in the 'Gurt Barn. 261 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,770 She works there now. 262 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,780 She wouldn't let me hide in the bathroom unless l bought something. 263 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:03,020 - So she got a job at 'Gurt Barn. - Yeah, and she's amazing. 264 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:06,090 She had like ten waffle cones and a couple of 'Gurt Shakes in one hand. 265 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,520 l did that. l put a spell on her to make her good. 266 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:09,720 Wait a minute. 267 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,690 You used the serving wench spell on her. 268 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:13,020 Wait another minute. 269 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,470 There's no pop quiz on the medieval food-service industry. 270 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,470 l crammed for that. 271 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,870 Are you done? Because l gotta go apologize to Harper. 272 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,800 Yes, l'm done. Yeah. 273 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,450 Justin Russo. 274 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,650 You, you thought you could hide, but you can't. 275 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:49,770 Enforcers, assemble. 276 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:58,440 Any last words, Russo, besides ''Mommy''? 277 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:03,870 Yeah, l got something to say. Underachievers, assemble. 278 00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:11,120 Guys, over here. 279 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:14,360 l'd like you to meet my friends. 280 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,550 This is Brian. 281 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:19,290 He's currently failing geometry, but being recruited by Canadian football. 282 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,300 This is Doug, going into his third year of 1 1th grade. 283 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,800 All-state wrestler. 284 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,770 And this guy? He's got a record. 285 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,640 You're smart enough to see where this is going, right, Answer Man? 286 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:37,110 This is just a little back and forth. 287 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:40,240 You know, something tutors do. 288 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:44,010 What do you say, friends? 289 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,320 l don't think so. 290 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,720 Enforcers, run. 291 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,230 Get them, they're getting away. Go. 292 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,070 l know you've only been working here four hours, 293 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,370 but congratulations, you're employee of the month. 294 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:15,820 As soon as l get some photo paper, go home, hook it up to my printer, 295 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:19,650 print it, bring it back here, 296 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,660 l'll pin it up. 297 00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,590 - Gee, thanks. - lt's a real honor. 298 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:32,640 l almost won it four times, but l didn't, because l take too many breaks. 299 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:36,810 That reminds me, it's time for my break. 300 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,540 Hi, welcome to the 'Gurt Barn. How can l--? 301 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,810 What do you want? 302 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:47,380 For us to be friends again. l'm not leaving here until we are. 303 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,850 Well, l don't need your friendship, because l'm employee of the month. 304 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:53,390 And l have a new friend. 305 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,550 - Who? - My manager. 306 00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:56,990 Oh, yeah? What's her name? 307 00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,690 Well, l can't tell you. She told me not to wear it out. 308 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,300 Look, Harper, we're best friends. 309 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,400 And because you got really bossy at the restaurant 310 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,330 doesn't mean l don't miss you being my friend. 311 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,840 l wasn't bossy. 312 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:10,870 You weren't respecting me as your boss. 313 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:14,040 Because you're not my boss. Why don't you just accept my apology? 314 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,510 Because ''you got really bossy'' is not an apology. 315 00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,910 Now, just go away. l have to refill the machine. 316 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,160 - Can l hide in your bathroom? - Not unless you buy something. 317 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,260 l'll pay on the way out. 318 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,360 - l thought he ran in here. - Where is he? 319 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,800 l don't know, but l gotta go to the bathroom. 320 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,410 Hey, Alex, how'd things go with you and Harper? 321 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:44,100 - Not good. - What are you gonna do? 322 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,140 l'm doing it. 323 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,340 Take this girl who's a great serving wench And give her back her skills of a bench 324 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,180 Oh, l'm so sorry. l don't usually do this sort of thing. 325 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,720 l'm employee of the month. 326 00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:59,220 Well, this is still good. We can scoop it up. 327 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,760 Let me just get you some all-new yogurt. 328 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:09,100 So that was your solution? Make her look bad in front of everybody? 329 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:12,500 l don't know. l'm mad. l just want her to be my friend. 330 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,070 Well, if you want her to be your friend, you gotta be a friend to her. 331 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,770 l hate it when you're right. 332 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,840 - But you kind of wanna thank me. - No. 333 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:28,640 Here, let me help you. 334 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:31,280 - Why do you wanna help me? - Because l'm your friend. 335 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:34,980 You can fire me from being your friend, but can't fire me from acting like a friend. 336 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,250 Here, go get cups. We need cups, cups. 337 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,300 l just can't get this cow to turn off. 338 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:45,330 Okay. No, no. 339 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,130 We're gonna need something bigger. 340 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,520 Okay, we're gonna need something bigger. 341 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,190 Brain freeze. 342 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,700 - lt must have run out. - Yeah. 343 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,300 Nope. Now it did. 344 00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:23,940 l'm so sorry. 345 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,640 Why are you sorry? lt's like a funky hat. 346 00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,610 what's that? A hat? 347 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:30,940 Crazy, funky, junky hat 348 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,920 Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? 349 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:37,080 we've been there, we've done that we see right through your funky hat 350 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:44,080 l'm sorry. We had a bit of an accident. 351 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:49,700 We should get our stories straight before the owner comes in. 352 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,730 - No, no. - Hey, wait up. 353 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,970 We'll blame him. 354 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:59,040 Perfect. l've been blaming him my whole life. 355 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:04,110 we see right through your funky hat 356 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,650 Mom, don't add your own moves. 357 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:08,880 This isn't the '80s. This isn't Footgrease music. 358 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,920 lt's Footloose or Grease, And those movies were great. 359 00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:14,550 Come on, take it from the top. 360 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,820 what's that? A hat? 361 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,790 Crazy, funky, junky hat 362 00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:22,560 Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? 363 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:27,430 And pull the cord, pull the cord, pull the cord.