1 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,090 Alex is gonna love her room. 2 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:11,760 The flowery thingies are perfect for my little princess. 3 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:12,990 Hey, check it out. 4 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:15,200 The wallpaper glue dried my fingers together. 5 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:20,030 Dude, that's awesome. Give it up. 6 00:00:22,850 --> 00:00:25,320 Come on, guys, stop messing around, all right? 7 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:31,680 To do this job right, you need to focus, you need intensity and a root beer. 8 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,790 Hi, Daddy. 9 00:00:34,930 --> 00:00:36,620 l like the new wallpaper. 10 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,750 And l'm glad you're not finished yet, because you're really gonna love this. 11 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:43,530 Pink fur wallpaper. 12 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:49,270 Watch Daddy's little girl make us put up her new wall fur. 13 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:51,070 Don't you love it? 14 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:53,340 But what about the little flowers? 15 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,000 lt's a little young for me. 16 00:00:55,150 --> 00:00:56,640 l think l'm ready for this. 17 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:01,140 You know, now that l think about it, this pattern does look like my boxers. 18 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:04,550 l almost didn't get the pink fur, because the guy at the store said 19 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,210 only a professional could put it up. 20 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,620 But he doesn't know my dad. 21 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,020 Well, you got that right. 22 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,790 The Russo boys are on it. 23 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:15,230 We're gonna need more glue. 24 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:17,530 Yeah, but l thought we were gonna work on my room next. 25 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:19,430 Your room's good enough. 26 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:23,070 Good enough for Justin's room maybe, not for the J-Man. 27 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,340 Who's the J-Man? 28 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,240 Me. That's my nickname. 29 00:01:28,850 --> 00:01:30,510 Yeah, who calls you that? 30 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,910 Lots of people. 31 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:35,140 You know, not at school, but around the neighborhood. 32 00:01:36,350 --> 00:01:38,050 Okay. A couple. 33 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,390 Me mostly. 34 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,490 But that's just because we haven't redone my room. 35 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:45,060 - Your room looks great. - No, Justin's right. 36 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,630 We shouldn't forget about him. 37 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,160 That's why he should have this wallpaper. 38 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:52,000 l'm comfortable being forgotten. 39 00:01:52,140 --> 00:01:55,630 lt'll totally tie together your little action figures and the big water stain 40 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:56,900 from where the roof leaks. 41 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,310 l was gonna paint over that water stain. But you know what? No, you're right. 42 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,570 This wallpaper would look way better. 43 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:05,340 Attaboy. Come on, guys, let's go before it dries. 44 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,540 Let's hustle. Fun and games are over. 45 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:09,680 Dad, l was kidding. 46 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:12,410 You gotta show me how you do that. 47 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,490 Unless you wanna be Daddy's little girl, l can't help you. 48 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:17,320 But that shirt's got you halfway there. 49 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:23,960 Honey, you didn't make a giant burrito out of Max again, did you? 50 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,890 No, Mom. 51 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:28,290 lt's no fun anymore. He likes it. 52 00:03:28,430 --> 00:03:30,400 The rug's for my room. l found it in the basement. 53 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:33,060 Honey, you know you're not supposed to be going down there. 54 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,930 Well, Daddy said l could take whatever l want from down there. 55 00:03:36,570 --> 00:03:38,670 Oh, well, all right. 56 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:40,300 We like to put up a united front. 57 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,880 So fine. 58 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:44,500 And if you see him, could you tell him l need to talk to him? 59 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,640 Oh, my gosh. 60 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:52,550 What happened to you guys? 61 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:55,350 What happened was Alex got pink fur wallpaper, 62 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:57,220 and we just finished hanging it up for her. 63 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,290 Mom, will you vacuum us off? 64 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:00,860 Here's the crevice device. 65 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,590 Be careful. 66 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,090 l don't wanna be vacuumed. 67 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:06,700 l'm wearing this to school tomorrow. 68 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,840 So, Justin, how's your room coming along? 69 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:13,470 l have girl wallpaper. 70 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:14,770 And are you okay with that? 71 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:16,470 No. 72 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:17,770 l gotta make it a man's room. 73 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,250 l need man stuff. 74 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:20,540 Okay, like what? 75 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,810 Like pictures of girls on motorcycles and my favorite band, Tears of Blood. 76 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,550 T.O.B. 77 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:27,990 Stands for Tears of Blood. 78 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,090 l got it. 79 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:33,250 Listen, that sounds awesome, 80 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:37,360 and, like, l'll probably not be visiting your room that often. 81 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:43,600 But if you want some real scary stuff, Dad's chair shaped like a baseball glove, 82 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:44,800 it's in the basement. 83 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,540 Oh, that's awesome. 84 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:51,710 Baseball glove chair? 85 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:56,150 l knew you didn't throw it away. l can't wait to sit in it. 86 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,360 And now at number four, previously at number six, 87 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:08,020 Spontaneous Bling with ''Oh, Yeah,'' 88 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,840 A flying carpet. 89 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:29,480 Random. 90 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:38,550 That's it, honey. You're good. 91 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,030 Fits like a glove. 92 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:43,630 Hey, it is. 93 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:45,870 Listen, that's going to Justin's room. 94 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,940 - But-- - Guys, check it out. 95 00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:50,200 This tiki dude's gonna man up my room. 96 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:53,210 And so is the guitar after l smash it and hang it on the wall. 97 00:05:53,340 --> 00:05:55,570 You're not smashing anything. That's mine. 98 00:05:55,710 --> 00:06:00,240 l used to play it in an all-girl mariachi band at Las Piñatas. 99 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,490 - l didn't know you played the guitar. - Yeah. 100 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,320 She doesn't. 101 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,060 But thanks for finding it. 102 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:11,860 No, honey, thank you. 103 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,190 lf you hadn't sent Alex down there to get that rug, we never would've found it. 104 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:16,990 No, hold on. What rug? 105 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:22,730 - Alex? - Honey? 106 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:24,340 Alex? 107 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,570 l thought she had the magic flying carpet. 108 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:28,230 What the...? 109 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,370 Hey, so how's it going? 110 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,320 Mom, l see you have the guitar out. 111 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:43,230 You thinking about playing it now? 112 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,390 Alex, stop trying to avoid the subject. 113 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:48,460 You said l could take stuff from the basement. 114 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,930 You know you're not supposed to use magic unsupervised. 115 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:53,970 You should've come to me as soon as you realized that was a magic carpet. 116 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,040 Daddy, l really didn't do anything wrong. 117 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:58,200 lt's not like l was giving people rides. 118 00:06:58,340 --> 00:06:59,780 Yeah. 119 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:02,380 Can l go again? 120 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:05,540 That's it. l'm taking this carpet right back to the basement. 121 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,020 And why don't you leave your guitar down there too, honey? 122 00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:12,280 Listen, if your baseball glove chair stays above ground, so does my guitar. 123 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,820 Alex, l am really disappointed in you. 124 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,360 Daddy, the rug looks great in here. 125 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,930 - lt ties the whole room together. - Well, look around you. 126 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,660 Can't let you keep a magic carpet. You don't know how to drive it. 127 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,700 - So you should teach me how to drive. - No way. 128 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:29,940 l can't believe it. He just said no to Daddy's little girl. 129 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:31,670 Maybe it's crazy day. 130 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,370 Hey, Dad, can l have a cell phone? 131 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:34,880 What? No. 132 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:37,550 lt's not that day. 133 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:40,820 - Daddy, please? - Absolutely not. 134 00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:44,480 And don't look at me with those puppy-dog eyes 135 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:47,180 and think l'm just gonna melt in your hands. 136 00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:50,320 ls that what you think l do, Daddy? 137 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:55,200 - Okay. - No, no, no. 138 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:56,820 You are not gonna guilt me into this. 139 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,630 Just because l taught Justin, doesn't mean l automatically have-- 140 00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:04,070 You taught Justin? 141 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,610 Well, l guess that makes sense since he's your first-born 142 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:10,510 and he'll always have a more special place in your heart than me. 143 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:13,340 Oh, you can't possibly think that l love him more than you. 144 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:17,010 l love you all equally, just not at the same time. 145 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:19,620 We'll talk about this in the morning. Good night. 146 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,590 - lt's only 4:00. - Who are you? Father Time? 147 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:26,090 Daddy, give me one good reason why l can't learn how to fly the carpet. 148 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:28,700 You can't fly the carpet because you're not old enough. 149 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:30,730 - Well, how old was Justin? - Eighteen. 150 00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:32,200 l'm 16 now. 151 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:35,000 Oh, so you lied to me, huh? 152 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,830 Well, we'll talk about that in the morning. 153 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:38,870 - Good night. - Okay, Daddy. 154 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:40,870 Even though you haven't given me a good reason, 155 00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:46,570 l know you must have one, because that's how much l respect you and love you. 156 00:08:50,950 --> 00:08:52,890 Okay, fine. 157 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,890 We'll start carpet-flying lessons tomorrow. 158 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,790 And that's how you do that. 159 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:09,930 And if you don't vacuum it every 3000 miles, the filter gets clogged. 160 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:13,410 lt makes for a very unstable ride. Not safe. 161 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:14,640 Oh, so l get it. 162 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:17,680 Just bring it to you every 3000 miles so you can do all that stuff, 163 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,080 because you're so good at it. 164 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:22,980 Yeah, well, it does relax me. 165 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:26,180 Okay. Moving on to the rules of the sky. 166 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,950 What kind of cloud should you fly into? 167 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:30,430 Trick question. None of them. 168 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:33,460 Because it's very easy to become confused in a cloud. 169 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,960 Which way's up? Which way's down? 170 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,290 l don't know. Crash. 171 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:39,370 What would you crash into in a cloud? 172 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,770 A confused wizard on a carpet going the other way. 173 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:47,370 Plus, you don't want to expose fine wool to that kind of moisture. 174 00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:50,500 lt's very hard to dry, and then it starts to smell like a camel. 175 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:53,310 - ls that bad? - You don't wanna know. 176 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,150 Dad, stop trying to scare me. 177 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,050 l'm a big girl. l can handle this. 178 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:58,850 Oh, a big girl. 179 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:01,220 You're a big girl, huh? 180 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,590 Okay, big girl, enough talk, let's walk. 181 00:10:03,730 --> 00:10:05,390 - Let's take her up. - Great, l'm ready. 182 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:06,720 Yeah, it's very easy to fly. 183 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:09,300 All you have to do is curl left, lean right, go left, 184 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:12,100 curl right, lean left, go right, curl down, go down. 185 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,500 - Got it? - Curl what, lean who, go where? 186 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,570 - Just go slower. - Go slower? 187 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:19,900 All right, enough chitchat. You don't learn by teaching. 188 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,200 You learn by doing. 189 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,180 Let's take her up. 190 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,980 Let's go. 191 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,280 Hey, isn't this fun, just the two of us? 192 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:35,550 Why are you looking at me? Eyes on the sky. 193 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:36,780 Not me, the sky. 194 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:38,550 Honey, come on. 195 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,490 All right. 196 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,160 Let's turn left here. 197 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:45,060 No, it's too jerky, too jerky. 198 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,300 lt's all in the wrist. l told you, it's in the wrist. 199 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,870 l'm barely touching it. 200 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:53,030 Look, you're thinking too much. Don't think, just fly. 201 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:55,140 How can l think when you're yelling? 202 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,750 l told you not to think. Don't think, okay? 203 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,180 lf you're not gonna hear me, maybe l should yell louder. 204 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,180 l can't do anything with you yelling like that. 205 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,750 Why are you yelling like that? You never yell at me like that. 206 00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:07,050 l'm not yelling. l'm just loud-teaching. 207 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,020 Watch out, watch out. 208 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,490 Watch where? Watch where? 209 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:11,720 Where? Everywhere. 210 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:12,920 Watch everywhere. 211 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,760 How can l watch everywhere? 212 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:30,370 Oh, hi. 213 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,350 - How'd it go? - l'm not talking to him. 214 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,540 l'm not talking to her. 215 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,980 Or watching the big fight tonight. 216 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,020 No, apparently, l am. 217 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,080 She flew me right into this. 218 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:43,820 She's not ready for lessons. 219 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:46,890 l don't know why she's so anxious to fly anyway. 220 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,660 She needs to be home with us. 221 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,230 And where are my pudding cups? 222 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:53,770 You ate them all, remember? 223 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:56,430 Where does she think she's going to on that carpet anyway? 224 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:59,470 l don't know. But wherever it is, honey, she's gonna come back. 225 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:03,740 Sweetie, do you think maybe you're not upset about the flying lessons 226 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,610 as much as you are about not wanting our little girl to grow up? 227 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,680 That's ridiculous. 228 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:13,310 And until we solve this pudding crisis, l can't even think straight. 229 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,060 Need more pudding. 230 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:20,820 Mom, check out what someone was throwing out. 231 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,800 lt's hard to imagine someone not wanting that. 232 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,930 Why do you want that? 233 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,370 Something's gotta take your eye off that girlie wallpaper. 234 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,770 And how can you not look at this? 235 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:35,570 Oh, gosh, it still has bad breath. 236 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,650 Dad's not here, right? 237 00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:44,810 Why? Daddy's little girl doesn't wanna see Daddy? 238 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,190 Well, that's what l wanna talk to you about. 239 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:51,890 When we were on our lesson, Dad got all tense and frustrated, 240 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:54,830 like how he acts when he's around you and your dolls. 241 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:57,160 Action figures. 242 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,430 Collectibles in their original packaging. 243 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:05,070 Dad's never acted that way with me before. 244 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:06,570 What should l do about it? 245 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:09,840 l'd love to help, but l've never been Daddy's little favorite anything. 246 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:12,210 That's why l have girl wallpaper. 247 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,720 And l'm hoping that Boris here is gonna man that up. 248 00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:16,940 Wait, l really need your help. 249 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:20,150 How do l get Dad to stop being mad at me so he'll teach me how to fly? 250 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:22,460 Okay. 251 00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,490 We're gonna need to pull out the big guns here. 252 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:26,530 What does Dad love even more than pudding? 253 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:28,150 Even more than us sometimes? 254 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,060 - Breakfast for dinner. - Exactly. 255 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,130 - You gotta make that happen. - l can do that. 256 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,000 And you gotta get something very special to top it off. 257 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,440 - Baked ziti from Mario's. - Baked ziti from Mario's. Yes. 258 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,240 Now give me $10. 259 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:40,600 What? Why? 260 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,610 lt was your great idea. 261 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,840 l can't afford to always be this smart. 262 00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:49,180 Yeah, Boris just lost an eye. 263 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,480 That's okay. Boris looks even tougher. 264 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,650 You know why? Pig with an eye patch. 265 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,010 Dad, Mom and l made breakfast for dinner. l know it's your favorite. 266 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,950 Thank you, Theresa. 267 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,090 Dad, l melted your butter and l even went all the way uptown 268 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:32,890 to get that special blueberry syrup you like. 269 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:36,760 No, thanks. l'm trying to cut down on fruit. 270 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,460 l feel the same way about vegetables. 271 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,300 Who's with me? 272 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:50,410 And, Dad, guess what Alex got you for dessert. 273 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,070 Baked ziti. 274 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:56,480 Jerry, you really love ziti. 275 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:58,050 l don't think you heard me. 276 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,520 l'm trying to cut down on my fruit. 277 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:05,790 Yes, tomato is a fruit. 278 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:09,660 l'm gonna finish my breakfast for dinner on the terrace. 279 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,430 l'll come with you. 280 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:13,090 Alone. 281 00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:18,670 Right, because you don't want me to catch a cold. 282 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,740 Thanks, Dad. 283 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,720 l know it's all tense and everything, 284 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:31,220 so l don't have to take a bath tonight, right? 285 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,430 Alex. 286 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,460 Alex. 287 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,800 - Alex. - Who? 288 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,610 You scared me. 289 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:58,040 Oh, l get it. We're pulling a prank on Max like he and l do to you sometimes. 290 00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:59,740 You guys play pranks on me? 291 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,810 Never mind. What are you doing in here? 292 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,980 Our dinner plan didn't work. 293 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,060 l know. And thanks for waking me up to remind me. 294 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:08,560 Good night. 295 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,460 Look, flying lessons weren't that easy for me either. 296 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,900 Really? 297 00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:19,930 And l'm guessing he's even more intense with Daddy's little princess. 298 00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:23,040 Yeah, well, Daddy's little princess just got kicked out of the castle. 299 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:24,730 So, what you got? 300 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,200 He only sees you as his little girl. 301 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,970 You gotta show him you're more than that. 302 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,670 l'll teach you how to fly, so that way when you go with him next, 303 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,010 he'll see how ready you are. 304 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,480 - That's a really good idea. - Yep. 305 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,890 That's the J-Man's plan. 306 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,510 Who? 307 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,620 Me. My name's Justin. 308 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,420 J is the first letter. 309 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,530 lt's not that hard. 310 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:49,030 Thanks. Wait, what's in it for you? 311 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,930 You're my little sister. Why's there always gotta be something in it for me? 312 00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:54,730 Because l'm your little sister. 313 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,430 And l guess one day, if you'd like to do something nice for me, 314 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,370 then that'd be great. 315 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:02,140 Okay, let's go. 316 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,750 Wait, l'm gonna do something nice for you right now. 317 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,940 - What? - Don't use your toothpaste tomorrow. 318 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,610 Why not? 319 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,120 lt's not toothpaste. 320 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,990 Easy now, easy now. 321 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,500 There you go. That's how you make a bank left turn. 322 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,160 Wow, with you, it's easy. 323 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,070 Curl left, lean right, go left. 324 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,570 l know. Now let's try a right turn. 325 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,810 That was good. 326 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,710 Now your other right. 327 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,070 There you go. 328 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,080 - l can totally do this. - l knew you could. 329 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,240 And now you'll be able to show Dad you can. 330 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,520 Whoa, slow down, slow down. 331 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,910 That was so cool. 332 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,510 Be glad it wasn't a hot-air balloon. 333 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,440 They take forever. 334 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,910 Oh, look, we're flying over Shea Stadium. 335 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,910 - Oh, my gosh. - l got it, l got it. 336 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,750 Yeah, you got it. 337 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,190 Hey, you ready for something really hard? 338 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,420 - Like what? - The loop de loop. 339 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,150 Bring it. 340 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:33,930 That was so much fun. 341 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,470 Thanks, J-Man. 342 00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,040 Who? 343 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,110 Oh, me. 344 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,370 You're welcome. 345 00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:44,570 Now when Dad takes you on your lesson, you'll already know what you're doing. 346 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:47,150 Okay, but if he starts yelling, ''Up is up and down is down,'' 347 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,880 l'm gonna say something. 348 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:53,850 - Okay, but l can still think it. - Good. 349 00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,250 So how's your man room? 350 00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:57,320 Oh, l love it. lt's so great. 351 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,860 l sleep like a baby in there. 352 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,320 Mom, Mom, guess what Justin gave me. 353 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,920 Yeah, well, it's a little too babyish for me, 354 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,360 because the J-Man don't do stuffed animals. 355 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,320 That thing is going right back outside. 356 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:37,960 l'm sorry, honey, but it's terrible and cruel what they do to those animals. 357 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,700 Plus, when l was in Justin's room, that thing was checking me out. 358 00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:44,140 But l found his eyeball under the couch. 359 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,370 Can l keep that? 360 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,840 Wash it off. 361 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,610 Hey, Mom, are Dad and Alex back yet? 362 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,810 No. And it's been over an hour. 363 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,520 lf they're not back in ten minutes, l want you to go down to the basement 364 00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:01,180 and get that broom and go looking for them. 365 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,090 There's a magic flying broom? 366 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,350 No. 367 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,790 l sweep when l'm nervous. 368 00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:10,870 And l have a special broom for it. 369 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,630 That's not this one. 370 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:19,570 - lt was fun. - Dad, you were great. 371 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:21,870 You're such a good teacher. And didn't l catch on? 372 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,880 You know, l gotta say, honey, l'm impressed. You did great. 373 00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:27,070 Thanks. l'm sorry about the last time. 374 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,780 - l should've listened better. - No. 375 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,480 You know, it wasn't about listening at all. 376 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,590 l didn't wanna teach you because l didn't want you to grow up. 377 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,060 You're my little girl. 378 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:37,820 l'll always be your little girl. 379 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,020 No, you won't. 380 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,530 You're gonna start taking on more grown-up responsibilities 381 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,760 and l have to let you. 382 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:45,800 Oh, l don't wanna be a grown-up, l just wanna fly. 383 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,530 Well, actually, l wouldn't mind a credit card too, you know, 384 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,470 so l can stop asking you for money. 385 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:53,840 We'll talk later about why that doesn't make me feel better. 386 00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:58,810 Oh, l'm so glad you're home, honey. 387 00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,710 - How'd it go? - She did great. 388 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:03,080 - Yeah? - She listened. She's getting the hang of it. 389 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,590 l hate to say it, but she did a little better than Justin. 390 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,380 Yep, you did better than me. 391 00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:11,320 - Why are you winking at me? - You're ruining it. 392 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,960 With a couple more lessons, you'll be ready to get your carpet license, 393 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,590 and then you can fly anywhere, 394 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:19,070 including to the store to pick me up some pudding. 395 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,430 Which we never seem to have enough of. 396 00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:24,040 - Oh, thanks, Daddy. - Sure, sweetie. 397 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,410 l don't know what you did, but thanks. 398 00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:30,380 l didn't do anything. 399 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,210 Really? 400 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,040 l was watching the Mets game the other day, 401 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:37,240 and there was a fly ball that went up and never came down. 402 00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:39,620 You wanna tell me something about that? 403 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,360 lt's-- 404 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,860 Hey, l'm Selena, and you're behind the scenes of wizards of waverly Place, 405 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,190 This is how we fly the carpet. 406 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,230 Watch where? Watch where? 407 00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:56,460 Where? Everywhere. 408 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:57,660 Watch everywhere. 409 00:21:57,810 --> 00:22:00,440 How can l watch everywhere?