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Oh, no. Please tell me that's
not a new robot you're building.
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Uh, no, it's a pencil holder
I made Dad for his birthday.
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This is the new robot I'm building.
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A pencil holder?
It looks like an old soup can.
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That's because it
was an old soup can.
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Now it's a heartfelt
gift I've made for Dad
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by removing the label and writing
a clever slogan on the side.
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"Number one Dad,
number two pencil."
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- [laughs]
- Are you kidding me?
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Well, I also charmed it to
magically sharpen pencils.
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[whirring]
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Yes, because it's
so hard to do this.
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I didn't get him anything.
Put my name on it.
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Oh, no, you're not sharing
credit for my gift this year.
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Fine, if that's the
way you want it.
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ion.
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I'm not scared of you, Alex.
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Stop staring at me.
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Max, you're not gonna
wrap that cat up
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and give it to Dad for his
birthday again, are you?
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He loves getting
this cat every year.
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[chuckles] He thinks
he has a collection.
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Hello, number eight.
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Max, it's time you started
learning from your big bro.
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So I'm gonna let you jump on board
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with my thoughtful and unique gift.
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Wait, you'll let him put his
name on your gift but not mine?
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Fine. Max,
before you agree to that,
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I'm gonna let you in on my gift.
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- What's your gift?
- I don't know yet.
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But you can be sure it's not
gonna look like something
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you could find in a
kindergarten classroom.
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Let's see: cat, soup can, nothing.
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I'm gonna stick with the cat.
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Hey, look who it is.
It's the birthday guy.
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The guy whose birthday it is.
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Obviously, I'm not ignoring it,
because I keep saying it.
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Birthday, birthday, birthday.
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Oh. Look, Theresa. The kids
are talking about my birthday.
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OK, honey, I get it.
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I forgot to say "happy birthday"
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right when you woke
up this morning.
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Uh, Daddy, Justin and I
got you a gift together.
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Play along, or your robot gets it.
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I got ten of them.
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Dad, here's a gift from me.
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It's a homemade,
magic pencil holder.
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Oh! It's perfect. It combines
two of my greatest loves:
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Canned foods and things
that hold other things.
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Perfect? [laughs] I'm so
glad that you like it.
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Um, that's from me too, Dad.
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He seems to like it, so I'm in.
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* Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze *
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* That the end will no
doubt justify the means *
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* You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease *
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* Yes, please *
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* But you might find out
it'll go to your head *
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* When you write a report
on a book you never read *
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* With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
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* That's what I said *
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* Everything is not what it seems *
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* When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams *
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* You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
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* Because everything
is not what it seems *
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* Everything is not what it seems *
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* When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means *
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* Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things *
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* Because everything is not *
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* What it seems *
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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- What are you doing?
- You'll be interested to know
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that I've found the
perfect present for Dad.
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[gasps] She's gonna turn
her lips into a zipper?
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Ooh! That's a good shot.
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How long have you been
working on that one?
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Since the day Mom
came home and said,
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"Look, there's your
little sister, Justin."
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Well, I'm giving Dad the gift of
magic powers for his birthday.
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What are you talking about?
Our powers are limited.
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We can't give magical
powers to a mortal.
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Ah! That's where you're wrong,
"Johnny Can't Skip."
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Skipping is an
unnatural body motion.
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There's a moment when both
feet are off the ground.
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It's way too unpredictable.
[scoffs]
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Look, I've done a lot of research
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and there's this thing
called Merlin's Hat.
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It gives whoever wears it
unlimited magical wishes
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for a whole day.
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- You actually researched that?
- Sort of.
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It was on the first page I
opened up to in this book.
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Well, you have to perform a deed of
incredible selflessness and bravery
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in the wizard world
to get Merlin's Hat.
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We all know that's
not gonna happen.
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- Oh, really? Hold this.
- Really. No. OK.
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[coughing]
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- Alex, are you OK?
- [coughs]
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- I think so.
- What happened?
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Nothing much.
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- Really?
- Yeah,
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if you call saving an
entire wizard rec center
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from a dragon attack
"nothing much"!
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Check it out. Merlin's Hat.
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By the way, we're having
dragon heart for dinner.
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And so, to prove there
are more than only
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two good children in this family,
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I'd like to present my father
with a birthday present.
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It's probably earrings or
something else she wanted.
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Alex, is this what I think it is?
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- Is this Merlin's Hat?
- Yes, and when you put it on,
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you have unlimited magical
wishes for a whole day.
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Awesome. - That's from me too,
Dad. [chuckles]
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- What about our pencil holder?
- Unlimited wishes, pencil holder.
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Come on, I'm not an idiot.
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- This is amazing, Alex.
- [clears throat]
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And Max. You've given
me powers again.
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Yes, she's pulled magic
into the real world
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for selfish reasons.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Come on, Dad. Get up and say,
"Goonga galoonga," and make a wish.
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You don't really have to say,
"Goonga galoonga." It's just funny.
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All right. I'm a little rusty,
but here goes...
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Goonga galoonga. [laughs]
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Look at that!
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- Pencils?
- Yeah.
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To put in my new
favorite pencil holder.
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- Pencils?
- I'm back on Justin's gift.
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- Pencils?
- Hey, look at that!
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They're already sharp!
Thank you, Justin.
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Uh, doesn't anybody hear me repeating
the word "pencils" over here?
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I don't know if you noticed,
but Dad just used your gift
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to make my gift better.
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- I noticed.
- I know.
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Dad, you realize you can
do anything you want
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with that hat, right? Literally.
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Anything at all,
in the whole world.
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You want me to try it again, huh?
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All right, uh... Mmm... There's...
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Ooh, I got it.
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Goonga galoonga.
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Yes! Huh? [laughs]
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- A milkshake?
- Not just any milkshake.
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This is a Milky Way Milkshake
from The Asteroid Belt.
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That was his favorite restaurant when
he was a kid in the neighborhood.
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He reminds me of it every
time he has a milkshake.
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So pretty much every day.
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The place doesn't exist anymore.
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It had this cool '50s sci-fi theme.
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Mm. Boy, I forgot how
exciting it is to have powers!
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Dad, you're wrecking
the word "exciting."
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Face it, Alex. Your gift
just isn't as impressive
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as you thought it would be.
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I don't know about that.
I'd say this milkshake
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is the next best thing to having
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the actual Asteroid
Belt open again.
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Open again. Interesting.
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Goonga galoonga.
That is fun to say.
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Guys, come down here
and see how great I am!
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Oh, my gosh! Alex,
what have you done?
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I just wanted to show Dad
how to use the hat right.
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It looks just like
The Asteroid Belt,
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with the rocket ships and...
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The chair's the same!
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Honey, look! The original
Milky Way Milkshake machine.
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I love this so much!
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Really? You love it?
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Did you hear that?
He loves it so much.
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- This is incredible, Alex.
- Yeah, it's, uh, also from me too, Dad.
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This was a great trip
down memory lane.
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And I will never forget it.
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Now you should tn it
back into the sub shop.
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- Turn it back? But you just got it.
- No, I know. It was fun.
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But, you know,
you should turn it back.
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You heard him, Alex. Turn it back.
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Excuse me.
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This looks like a place I used
to go to when I was a kid.
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- I'm sorry, we're closed.
- Oh!
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I'd pay anything for one
of those milkshakes.
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Anything?
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Ten dollars.
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We'll take three.
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Maybe we should keep it
like this for a while.
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- You should have said 15.
- Ooh! Welcome.
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[lauaughs] This place is a hit.
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I've never seen it
this crowded before.
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We are raking it in.
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[sighs] See how ppy Dad is?
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My gift is so good,
I don't even want you on it, Max.
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You're off of it. - What'd I
do to get kicked off the gift?
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Restaurants themes like
this are just a fad.
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They never last. Believe me.
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Mr. Russo, we're with the Waverly
Place Merchants' Association
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and we've come to present
you with an award
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for having a fantastic fad
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that's not going
anywhere anytime soon.
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We hereby declare you King
of the New York Milkshake
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for your delicious
Milky Way Milkshake.
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King of the New York Milkshake?
Are you serious?
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Perhaps this
official-looking certificate
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- will answer that question.
- Oh! Thank you.
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Theresa, check it out.
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00:11:05,914 --> 00:11:09,683
I guess it's no surprise when
you marry Prince Charming,
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he grows up to be a king.
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00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:16,387
You know, that pbably should've
seemed arrogant to me,
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but I find your newfound
confidence very appealing.
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Alex, your gift just keeps
getting better and better.
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I'm glad you think so, Dad.
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00:11:28,098 --> 00:11:30,133
But could you say that a little
louder so Justin can hear you?
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- I'm standing right here.
- I know.
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I just wanted to hear
him say it louder.
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Thank you all for including
me in your family meeting.
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It's better than how
we do it at my house:
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from separate rooms
on walkie-talkies.
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Now... as you all know,
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we're no longer that
crummy train restaurant.
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We are now an amazing
spaceship restaurant.
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Yes, amazing. Put that in your
family meeting notes, Justin.
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A-M-A-Zing. On you.
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The bear, me, you: bear trap.
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OK, everybody,
let's listen to your father.
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He's taking charge,
for once in his life,
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and I, for one,
can't get enough of it.
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Now, with our new popularity,
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it's gonna take more people
per shift to cover the demand.
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- Oh!
- Whoa.
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00:12:36,687 --> 00:12:38,955
I thought this restaurant
represented the future.
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Shouldn't there be less
work in the future?
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Oh!
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- Harper, you're hired.
- Yes!
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Oh, I hope I didn't
sound too desperate.
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My mom says that's how people
get taken advantage of.
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[laughs] Oh, Harper,
no one's taking advantage of you.
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You've got the first four shifts.
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And you guys have all the rest.
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Thanks a lot, Alex.
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Now I don't want to hear
any complaints because
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I also got us great new uniforms.
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This can't be good.
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You're all waiter-nauts.
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They're not the most
comfortable outfits,
240
00:13:19,995 --> 00:13:23,030
but you'll get used to the
limited range of motion.
241
00:13:25,466 --> 00:13:28,334
Harper, I don't know how
much more of this I can take.
242
00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:30,070
What are you talking about?
243
00:13:30,104 --> 00:13:32,205
This is more breathable
than most things I wear.
244
00:13:32,239 --> 00:13:34,240
- [ringing]
- Oh! Oh!
245
00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:36,976
It's time for our
hourly rocket launch
246
00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:39,579
here at The Waverly Asteroid Belt.
247
00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:43,917
Where the deals are
out of this world!
248
00:13:43,951 --> 00:13:46,820
Dad, you're selling food,
not electronics.
249
00:13:46,854 --> 00:13:49,356
- For now.
- Ready!
250
00:13:51,225 --> 00:13:55,095
Five, four, three, two, one!
251
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:59,366
- [rumbling]
- [all] Whoa!
252
00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:08,775
Salute!
253
00:14:11,045 --> 00:14:14,713
- You didn't salute.
- I didn't do a lot of things.
254
00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:20,920
Justin, you win.
This was a bad idea.
255
00:14:20,954 --> 00:14:22,722
You have to help me
get rid of this place.
256
00:14:22,756 --> 00:14:24,791
I'm sorry you feel that way, Alex.
257
00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:27,460
But, uh, I'd also like
to point out this:
258
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,034
What is wrong with you?
259
00:14:34,268 --> 00:14:36,702
That's right.
I learned how to skip.
260
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,638
This outfit has gotten
me a lot of attention
261
00:14:38,805 --> 00:14:42,007
from a very interesting,
fringe group of women. Hi.
262
00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:51,016
And the Alien Language League finally
has a suitable place to meet.
263
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:53,519
What's up, Zeke?
[speaking alien language]
264
00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:56,191
- Oh, my gosh, really? Show me.
- Mm-hm.
265
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,634
- [speaks alien language]
- Thanks.
266
00:15:05,968 --> 00:15:08,302
I call it power hoppin'.
[speaks alien language]
267
00:15:09,738 --> 00:15:12,540
Oh, my gosh.
I have to make this stop.
268
00:15:16,145 --> 00:15:20,182
What's going on? - I made a really bad
decision with this present for my dad.
269
00:15:20,216 --> 00:15:22,817
Having a popular restaurant
is way too much work.
270
00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:25,352
I'd rather have a place
that's barely scraping by,
271
00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:27,054
like our old Sub Station.
272
00:15:28,589 --> 00:15:31,688
I'm just gonna put this hat on
and wish for it all to go away.
273
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,822
Goonga ga...
274
00:15:36,358 --> 00:15:39,092
Look at how happy he is.
275
00:15:39,127 --> 00:15:41,094
I can't take this away from him.
276
00:15:41,128 --> 00:15:44,996
Oh, Tin Man. You do have a heart.
277
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:51,801
Yes, but only until I get tired
of lording this over Justin.
278
00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:54,872
Oh, who are we kidding?
I'll never get tired of that.
279
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:56,874
- [crashing, sputtering]
- What was that?
280
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:03,079
Let's split up and
see what's going on!
281
00:16:03,114 --> 00:16:04,283
I'll go outside!
282
00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:06,087
I'm gonna go check
under your bed. Bye!
283
00:16:09,325 --> 00:16:12,527
[rumbling]
284
00:16:16,565 --> 00:16:17,965
Do you guys believe it?
285
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,768
Aliens have landed
on Waverly Place.
286
00:16:20,802 --> 00:16:23,170
Who's gonna tell them
they can't park there?
287
00:16:23,204 --> 00:16:24,971
They're gonna get towed.
288
00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:30,644
I've been waiting my entire
life for this moment!
289
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:33,479
- [zooming]
- [crowd screams]
290
00:16:34,714 --> 00:16:37,816
I got this. [clears throat]
291
00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:41,753
[speaking alien language]
292
00:16:45,124 --> 00:16:47,858
I have no idea what you
are talking about, kid.
293
00:16:47,893 --> 00:16:50,027
I just welcomed you to this planet
294
00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:53,264
and offered you my
eternal brotherhood.
295
00:16:53,298 --> 00:16:55,700
Sounded like a lot of gibberish,
if you ask me.
296
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:58,869
[gasping] That's 'cause
you're from the wrong planet.
297
00:17:01,907 --> 00:17:05,076
Listen up, earthlings.
We have come to your street
298
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,113
because we heard that the Milky Way
Milkshake has been brought back.
299
00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:11,983
We have always believed
that the Milky Way Milkshake
300
00:17:12,017 --> 00:17:15,853
is the tastiest milkshake
in the entire universe.
301
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:20,024
And now that the machine is
back up and running, we want it.
302
00:17:20,058 --> 00:17:22,459
And we intend to get it.
303
00:17:22,494 --> 00:17:24,595
[crowd screaming]
304
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:27,231
Thanks to your magic gift,
real aliens have come here.
305
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:28,666
What are we supposed to do now?
306
00:17:30,402 --> 00:17:33,237
Lie our butts off.
307
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,074
You know I'm not really comfortable...
Oh, right, I got it.
308
00:17:39,377 --> 00:17:40,844
[clears throat]
309
00:17:41,112 --> 00:17:46,450
Uh, fellow citizens of New York
City and the outlying boroughs,
310
00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:50,854
don't panic. This is just an
elaborate promotional stunt,
311
00:17:50,888 --> 00:17:54,657
yes, a promotional stunt,
for the new restaurant here.
312
00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:57,693
That's right.
313
00:17:57,727 --> 00:17:59,728
Because if these were real aliens,
314
00:17:59,763 --> 00:18:03,565
they would probably look
much more expensive.
315
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,901
- What's that?
- Yeah...
316
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:10,473
- Wizards dressed as aliens?
- Real aliens.
317
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,108
[both] Oh, boy.
318
00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:13,776
Who are you?
319
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:17,547
He's King of the
New York Milkshake.
320
00:18:18,782 --> 00:18:19,982
- No...
- Regular...
321
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,351
Thanks a lot!
322
00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:27,592
Hand over the milkshake machine.
323
00:18:30,162 --> 00:18:33,665
- Here's the milkshake machine.
- [gasps] Jerry!
324
00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:37,369
All right, fine.
Everybody, run for your lives!
325
00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:40,072
- [blasting]
- [ricocheting]
326
00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:41,541
Justin, I hate to tell you this,
327
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:43,776
but this was a poorly
conceived promotional stunt.
328
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,475
That's coming from a
guy who is susceptible
329
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:46,875
to commercial ad campaigns.
330
00:18:47,809 --> 00:18:49,975
- [grunts]
- [shattering]
331
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:53,344
[grunting]
332
00:18:53,378 --> 00:18:55,646
Jerry, help us!
333
00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:58,082
Uh...
334
00:19:01,352 --> 00:19:04,754
Ah! Not the milkshake machine!
335
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:08,325
- Please!
- I knew it.
336
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:10,326
[yelps]
337
00:19:11,461 --> 00:19:14,629
Max, you always play
those alien video games.
338
00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:17,698
- Try to reason with them.
- I'm not really that good.
339
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:19,866
You only let me play an hour a day.
340
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,434
That's because you
have a C-minus in math.
341
00:19:22,468 --> 00:19:24,702
Are we really having this
conversation right now?
342
00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:28,472
C-minus? How are you
doing better than me?
343
00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:32,212
[screaming]
344
00:19:32,246 --> 00:19:35,349
Are you happy now? You just had to get
a better gift than me, didn't you?
345
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,185
Can you just forget about
that for one second?
346
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,755
They're closing in on Dad.
What should we do?
347
00:19:39,789 --> 00:19:42,690
[Jerry] Alex! Give me Merlin's Hat!
348
00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:49,798
Goonga galoonga.
349
00:19:49,832 --> 00:19:53,068
Did it work? Am I alone
on the big island?
350
00:19:53,102 --> 00:19:55,570
[Theresa] Ha! I knew it!
351
00:19:57,606 --> 00:19:59,140
What is wrong with this thing?
352
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:00,742
You only get one
day to make wishes,
353
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:02,476
that was yesterday.
The hat's powerless.
354
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,276
Uh-oh.
355
00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:10,615
Dad, I'm sorry. I guess if we've
learned one thing here today,
356
00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:13,718
it's that I should stop
trying to be nice to people.
357
00:20:19,058 --> 00:20:22,594
Hey, what happened?
Where did the milkshake machine go?
358
00:20:22,628 --> 00:20:24,830
Justin! You did it!
359
00:20:24,864 --> 00:20:27,699
Luckily, one of those
aliens dropped this thing
360
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,667
and I was able to quickly
figure out how to operate
361
00:20:29,802 --> 00:20:32,803
their advanced technology.
It's a switch.
362
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,474
Well, this is just great.
363
00:20:36,509 --> 00:20:39,310
Come on, guys,
we've got a long trip back.
364
00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:50,055
How did you know that
shooting Merlin's Hat
365
00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:51,623
would reverse all of Dad's wishes?
366
00:20:51,657 --> 00:20:53,691
I didn't.
367
00:20:53,726 --> 00:20:56,161
I was just really
sick of that present.
368
00:20:56,195 --> 00:20:59,230
And how did you know you
wouldn't hit me with a laser?
369
00:20:59,265 --> 00:21:03,134
Well, Dad, that was a risk
I was willing to take.
370
00:21:05,104 --> 00:21:07,205
And Dad, why did you
try to trade me?
371
00:21:07,239 --> 00:21:10,243
Son, there is no doubt in my mind
372
00:21:10,277 --> 00:21:12,512
they would have brought
you back in a day.
373
00:21:12,546 --> 00:21:14,247
[mouths]
374
00:21:15,849 --> 00:21:19,386
- Oh!
- Uh!
375
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:21,721
Why are we all hugging?
376
00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:25,257
Because that's what
normal families do.
377
00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:28,127
[spaceship launching off]
378
00:21:32,742 --> 00:21:35,010
Dad, I'm sorry about
wrecking your birthday.
379
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,179
I just wanted you to have
a good birthday gift.
380
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,449
I know you did, honey.
And I appreciate it.
381
00:21:40,483 --> 00:21:44,520
I just want you guys to know that
everything isn't about big birthday gifts.
382
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:47,890
Sometimes, it's the simple,
little gifts that are the best ones.
383
00:21:47,924 --> 00:21:49,558
That goes for magic too.
384
00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:51,894
It's not always about
slaying dragons
385
00:21:51,928 --> 00:21:55,163
or bringing a restaurant
back from the past.
386
00:21:55,198 --> 00:21:59,534
Sometimes, a soup can
that's charmed to do this...
387
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:03,671
- [whirring]
- ...is all you need.
388
00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:08,743
I even missed the little cat
that Max gives me every year.
389
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:18,744
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