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Hey, how was school?

2
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Max, why are you carrying
Alex's backpack like that?

3
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She told me my backpack
was bending my spine,

4
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so she gave me hers to even it out.

5
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Let's check.

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There, all straight. You're welcome.

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Alex, your brother is not your pack mule.

8
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Yeah, l'm not your pack mule.

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l'm sorry, Maxy.

10
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- Could you take this upstairs for me?
- Sure.

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- Best day at school ever.
- Oh? They found the guy

12
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that was putting peanut butter
in your locker?

13
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No, but this made me forget about that.
Okay, so l'm in biology, right,

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when Mr. Medina
has us pick lab partners,

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and like always, my partner ends up
being the frog l'm dissecting.

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l have the opposite problem.

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Everybody wants me
to be their lab partner.

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- You don't take biology.
- That's what l keep telling those guys.

19
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Anyway, in walks this brand-new girl,

20
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and she is the hottest thing
l've ever seen in my life.

21
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Eva Longoria goes to your school?

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Eva Longoria?

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Kids love Eva Longoria. lt's...

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Continue, son.

25
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So Mr. Medina assigns the beautiful
Miranda Hampson to be my lab partner.

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Miranda Hampson? lsn't she
that new goth girl in 1 1th grade?

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She's not goth, she just likes wearing
black and dark makeup

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and listens to bands
that are kind of scary.

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Oh, so not goth, but goth.

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You're missing my point.
l'm in the 10th grade.

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- She's an older woman.
- Attaboy, like your mother.

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The hot part.

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Hold on, now. The story gets even better.
So me and my Miran--

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That's my cute nickname for her actually.
Yeah, Miran.

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--accidentally reach for the scalpel
at the same time and our hands touch,

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and she didn't pull away
for three seconds.

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How's that for a great day?

38
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Look, Miranda's here.
l guess your great day's still going on.

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Or coming to a tragic end.
Let's watch, boys and girls.

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- Hey, Miran.
- Who's Miran?

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You, remember?

42
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l called you that in the lab.

43
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Oh, right. l thought you were swallowing
and talking at the same time.

44
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He does generate a lot of saliva.

45
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l have overactive glands.
We're looking into it.

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lt was worse when he was a baby.
We had to wrap his head in a diaper.

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Excuse me one second. All right...

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- Do you need to copy my biology notes?
- Oh, no, no.

49
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l just-- l came to ask you something.

50
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Are you going to the junior prom?

51
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No, l already told them
l don't wanna work lights this year.

52
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Oh, you are so funny.

53
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No, l mean,
would you like to go to the prom with me?

54
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l'm new at the school
and l don't know a lot of guys,

55
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and you seem very nice.

56
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Me?

57
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Well, you know,
l'll have to check the schedule and--

58
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Are you trying to be cool?

59
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- Yeah.
- Don't do that.

60
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- Okay.
- l'm really tired of cool guys.

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Don't worry, because l am so not cool.

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With the murrieta animata spell,
you can make any object come alive.

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Max, you're up.
See what you can do with that cup.

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Murrieta animata

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Are you picturing it with arms and legs?

66
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No.

67
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You got cheese on the board,
so l'm thinking about cheese.

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No, we don't have any cheese.
We have a cup.

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Justin, you're up.

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Justin. Justin.

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What? What?

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- Sorry, Dad.
- You're not paying attention.

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- That isn't like you.
- Yeah, it's like me.

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And you're not even doing it right.
l completely check out.

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This place could be burning
and l wouldn't even know it.

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- What's up, Justin?
- lt's Miranda. lt's the junior prom.

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There's gonna be dancing
and a lot of time to talk,

78
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and l'm kind of nervous.

79
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Well, l'm kind of nervous
no one is paying attention to the lesson.

80
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l am. lt's easy.

81
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All right.
Well, put your magic where your mouth is.

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Murrieta animata

83
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Alex, what did you just do?

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l did the spell you wanted.
You're welcome.

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- Hello, losers.
- We're supposed to be doing it on the cup.

86
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Well, the trophy seemed easier.
lt already has legs.

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See you at the finish line.

88
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- Sorry, Dad.
- Sorry nothing.

89
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That was my first place in state trophy
l got in high school.

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You'd better find that, young lady,
before your mom sees it.

91
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You know how she hates magic
running amok.

92
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Plus she's still mad about all that stuff
you said about Eva Longoria.

93
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Yeah, Mom was pretty upset
about all that stuff.

94
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Let's relive it. We'll play parts.
l call Mom.

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Stop trying to change the subject.

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The rest of the lesson
was gonna be about

97
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how we un-animate stuff
we've animated,

98
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and now we can't do that
until you find that trophy.

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Class is over.

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Great,
l'm already nervous about Miranda,

101
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now l gotta worry
about finding this stupid trophy.

102
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Sounds like you got a lot on your plate.

103
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Let me know
how that all works out for you.

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Guys, which is better for prom?

105
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Well, the tux says safe boy,
but the zebra jacket says:

106
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''Danger, danger,
stay away from my daughter.''

107
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Goth girl will like you for that.

108
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Nice one.

109
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You guys can never agree on anything.

110
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Yeah, l think we pretty much agree
on that's the biggest zit we've ever seen.

111
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What zit?

112
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Okay. Well, it can't be that big, can it?

113
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Yeah, maybe the mirror
is like a carnival mirror.

114
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You can hardly see it.

115
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My baby has a zit como una montaña.

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That means ''like a mountain.''

117
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This is gonna ruin everything.

118
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l can't take Miranda
to the prom looking like this.

119
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Why not? She does like danger.

120
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lf you go with that thing,
she'll never know when it's gonna blow.

121
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What was l thinking
getting involved with an older woman?

122
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Papito, calm down.

123
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l've got an old Mexican remedy here
that is much safer than popping it.

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My grandmother created it.
lt works every time.

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- Oh, thanks, Mom.
- We just smear a little bit of this on,

126
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then we wrap it tight
in the banana bandana.

127
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And voilà, in three days, gone.

128
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Three days?

129
00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,880
The prom is tomorrow, Mom.

130
00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,850
Oh, l just remembered
a quicker remedy.

131
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Okay, l'm gonna need rubbing alcohol,
a wire brush and a towel for you to bite on.

132
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What?

133
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No.

134
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This thing keeps beeping.
The metal man must be close.

135
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Alex, you're on a metal staircase
with a metal detector.

136
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Oh, l just wasted an hour
going up and down these things.

137
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That puppy's ginormous.

138
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Why don't we just use the acne spell l use
to keep my skin clear and velvety smooth?

139
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Alex, you're chasing a metal man.
l don't think magic's your thing.

140
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l'm doing you a favor.

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- Just hold your head still, okay?
- Alex, don't.

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- Magic only causes trouble.
- Please, l'm working.

143
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- You got a trophy man running around--
- Murrieta animata, Murrieta animata

144
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What? ls it gone? Did it work?

145
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Not exactly.

146
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That is crazy. Your zit just talked to me.

147
00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,770
You should hear me sing.

148
00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,580
l'll do anything but country.

149
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What did you just do?

150
00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:21,420
l don't know, you were yelling at me.
l got confused. lt's all your fault.

151
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,050
Dad said to never yell at someone
when they're doing a spell.

152
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He said don't yell
when he's ordering takeout.

153
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He was so peeved
when his pork dumplings didn't come.

154
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He's already mad about the trophy.
lf he finds out about this, we're both hosed.

155
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Excuse me, you're hosed. You did this.

156
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l'm just the guy with the
big gross talking zit on my forehead.

157
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Hello? l'm right here.

158
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Alex, get this thing off of me.

159
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Come on.

160
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l caught the trophy man.

161
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lt was easy.
He was on the hamster wheel.

162
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Hamster? Not too happy about it.

163
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See, Justin? You don't have to get
your boxers in a bunch.

164
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Now Dad will teach us
the un-animation spell,

165
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and your zit problem will be over.

166
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:05,200
Boy, l didn't even get a chance
to spend Christmas with you guys.

167
00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:08,570
You animated Justin's zit?

168
00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:09,870
Sweet, l want one.

169
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,480
Oh, no, you don't.

170
00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:15,980
- Trophy man kicked me.
- Keep on trucking.

171
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,920
Whoa, hey, he's in my shirt.

172
00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:21,390
lt tickles.

173
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,820
Oh, boy.

174
00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,390
Okay.

175
00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,560
Okay.

176
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,160
Hey, my underwear.

177
00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:39,570
Hey, you know what?
l was wearing those for 10 straight days.

178
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,680
That's it. l'm calling Miranda
and telling her l can't take her to the prom.

179
00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,870
No, no, no, wait. l can talk to Dad.

180
00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:50,850
l'm not gonna let my brother miss out
on what might be his only prom

181
00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:53,920
because of some, what,
ugly, hideous thing on his face.

182
00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:57,350
You guys are really rude to company.

183
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:08,460
Daddy, your bread's so good,
it's inspirational.

184
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,900
ln fact,
it makes me wanna be a better person.

185
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,060
And l think l'm gonna start
with wizard's training.

186
00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:15,030
Really?

187
00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:19,010
Hey, here's an awesome idea
l just thought of right now.

188
00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:21,080
Why don't you give me
the un-animation spell

189
00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,340
you were gonna teach us,
and l'll start working on it?

190
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,310
Oh, yeah.

191
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:28,790
Why don't l give you the whole spell book,
we'll just call you a wizard?

192
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,520
That sounds like a lot of reading.
l'll just take the one spell for now.

193
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:37,290
Look.
With wizardry comes responsibility,

194
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,660
and that also means
taking care of your mistakes.

195
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,770
l'm not giving you that spell
until you find that trophy.

196
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:46,970
Where are you, trophy man?

197
00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:49,300
Mom has a bowling trophy.
She's really cute.

198
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,910
Tight top, short skirt.

199
00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:56,140
Please tell me
you got the un-animation spell from Dad.

200
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,780
- l got the un-animation spell from Dad.
- Oh, really?

201
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,480
No, l just felt like
l owed you some good news.

202
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,920
That thing's so big,
l can't stop looking at it.

203
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,450
But don't worry, l have a better plan.

204
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,460
We're just gonna pop the stupid thing.

205
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,860
Wait! l can help you with the girl.

206
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,760
- What?
- Don't listen to him.

207
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,530
No, no, no.
Oh, Justin, l can really help you.

208
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:19,900
How?

209
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,670
You were great with the girl
in biology, right?

210
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,800
What were you like outside of class?

211
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:27,780
Well, l don't know.

212
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,610
''l don't know.''

213
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,250
Hold on. What could you do for him?

214
00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:34,450
Talk him through the rough spots.

215
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:38,920
He's going with a girl
almost as pretty as you.

216
00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:42,990
Oh, he's good.

217
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,790
l still think it's a mistake.

218
00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:49,100
The mistake is not taking advice

219
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,170
from somebody who's been on
thousands of girls' faces.

220
00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,160
l know what they wanna hear.

221
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:57,440
l know exactly what
you should say to them.

222
00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,510
Give me a chance. Come on.

223
00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:02,210
Maybe l could use a wing zit.

224
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,780
Yep, l see absolutely nothing wrong

225
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,510
with letting a growth on your face
tell you what to say to a girl.

226
00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:09,250
Good luck.

227
00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:26,700
You're gonna have to stop sweating.
lt's getting into my eyes.

228
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,310
When are you gonna start helping me?

229
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,470
l've been talking about biology.
That's all l got.

230
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,340
l know.
She almost jumped out of the cab

231
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:38,540
when you kept going on and on
about deoxyribonucleic acid.

232
00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:40,980
Just say what l say.

233
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,410
Here she comes.

234
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,220
Well, Denise says we look cute together.
And she loves your jacket.

235
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,760
- You're the one who looks great.
- Thank you.

236
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,230
Not you, the girl.

237
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,530
- You're the one who looks great.
- Well, thanks. You're sweet.

238
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,330
- No, you're sweet.
- That's lame.

239
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,630
- Don't ad-lib.
- Right.

240
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:04,540
- Well, you wanna dance?
- Sure.

241
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:06,940
What do you know about dancing?

242
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,070
Nothing. l'm a zit.

243
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,810
Put the hat down.
l don't wanna see this train wreck.

244
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,760
You're a really good dancer.

245
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,630
Justin's got a girlfriend.

246
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:30,740
- She's not my girlfriend.
- Girlfriend?

247
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,940
Don't panic. Hang in there.

248
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,040
Well, okay.

249
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,170
l'm your girlfriend.

250
00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:41,440
Wow, l never thought
l'd be so grateful to a zit.

251
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,120
Now you got your girl.

252
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,450
Now it's time
for the Z-Man to have some fun.

253
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,490
Hey. You come with a fire extinguisher?

254
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,820
Because you're smoking hot.

255
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,960
What? How did you do that?

256
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,360
Do what?

257
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,490
l thought l heard you talk
while you were drinking.

258
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:02,970
That wasn't me.

259
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,560
Hey, baby. Have the cupcake.

260
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:09,040
And eat it real slow.

261
00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:13,710
That was you. That's rude.

262
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,140
l'm sorry. Hold on.

263
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:22,690
- What are you doing?
- Oh, come on, dude. Lighten up.

264
00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:25,690
l got you the girl,
now it's my turn to have some fun.

265
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:30,030
Hey, beautiful.
Can l talk to your boyfriend?

266
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,830
That's it. l'm popping you.

267
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:37,600
Not so fast, lover boy.

268
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,540
Get a load of me. l'm engorged.

269
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:43,580
You pop me and we both go down.

270
00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,540
Hey, zebra.

271
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,740
Were you just
making monkey sounds at me?

272
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:52,080
Oh, look who's learned his animals.

273
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:58,050
Hey, you caught trophy man.

274
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,890
Yup, nothing like a duct-tape
finish line to save the day.

275
00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:03,290
Look, he's still trying to get out.

276
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:05,890
Oh, it's Justin.

277
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:08,690
Hey, how's prom?

278
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,100
What? Huge 1 1th graders?

279
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:13,370
How many? Look, l feel bad.

280
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:16,140
l'll get the spell from Dad
and l'll be there as fast as l can.

281
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,270
Max, l gotta go help Justin at prom.
Go get my jacket, the really cute one.

282
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:22,010
The one that cinches at the waist
with all the little buttons. Go.

283
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,210
- Oh, and my matching purse.
- l know the one.

284
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:26,980
Daddy.

285
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,990
- l caught the trophy man.
- Great.

286
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,490
You wanna give me
the un-animation spell now?

287
00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,250
Look, before we get into that,

288
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:36,520
we need to sit down
and have a long, serious talk.

289
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,600
l know, l know.
l'm grounded for three weeks.

290
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,730
How did you come up with
three weeks?

291
00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:42,360
One for using magic behind your back,

292
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,700
another for letting the trophy man
run around the house,

293
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,070
and the last one for future trouble
l'll probably be getting into.

294
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:51,410
Well, that's one more week
than l would have come up with,

295
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,600
but we'll go with that.

296
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,650
Okay, say, ''garibay immobilitay,''

297
00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:00,150
Garibay immobilitay

298
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,580
Great.

299
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,890
Even though l don't got it anymore,
l still got it.

300
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:10,550
l like the way l deal with problems.

301
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:16,160
l think this purse
goes better with this jacket.

302
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,890
Now l got another problem.

303
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,540
Guys, when l implied
you didn't know your animals,

304
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,110
what l meant was...

305
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,180
You know,
three against one really isn't fair.

306
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,750
Yeah.
l don't know a lot of what you just said,

307
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,750
but let's see if you can say it again
without any teeth.

308
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:36,190
Hey, Brian.
There's some loser in the hallway

309
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,420
who says that you can't do
20 fingertip push-ups.

310
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,920
Everyone knows l can do 50.

311
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,260
Come on, let's go show him.

312
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,860
- Thanks, Miranda.
- Don't thank me.

313
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,760
l wanna know what's going on.
You're acting like two different people.

314
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,270
l'm sorry. l know l'm being weird.

315
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,700
lt's just that l really like you,
and nothing's going right.

316
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,870
- l like you too.
- Can we start all over?

317
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,370
Sure.

318
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,880
Just a hug?
l can get that from Grandma.

319
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,010
How about some lip action?

320
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:08,590
- There you go again. You're a pig.
- Miranda.

321
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,490
- Wait.
- Dude, help me out here.

322
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:14,860
l need a break. My hair gone a little flat.
l gotta go pump it up.

323
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,430
What? But--

324
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,260
- But l'm not--
- Don't worry.

325
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,160
Yo. Everybody listen up.

326
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,900
We got a guest DJ in the Kansas Room
in the Town and Country Suites.

327
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,100
Give it up for DJ Mad Hatter.

328
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,170
Yeah.

329
00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:36,510
Justin in the hiz-house.
Let's raise the ceiling. Hoot, hoot.

330
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,180
And this is a fast one for all the ladies,

331
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:44,950
because l loves to watch you
shake that junk.

332
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:50,520
- There's nobody in the hallway.
- We must have scared him away.

333
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:55,430
Oh, hey, look,
Justin Timberlame is up on the DJ stand.

334
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:59,730
- You know, let's take that freak down.
- Hey, guys. You wanna dance?

335
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:01,740
Hey.

336
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,040
Why would we wanna dance
with an eighth grader?

337
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,040
Get lost.

338
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,880
l'm in ninth grade, you big idiots.

339
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,050
What took you so long?

340
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:19,280
lf you wanna know, l missed the A train.
l had to catch the bus on 4th Street,

341
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:22,330
where this guy
was selling the cutest earrings--

342
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,550
Just do the spell.

343
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,670
No. Stop.

344
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,370
Don't do it.

345
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:31,140
l can teach you how to drive.

346
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,870
Garibay immobilitay

347
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:35,870
- Did it work?
- Yup.

348
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,530
You're back to your regular,
pimple-faced dorky self.

349
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,550
- Thanks.
- No, l'm sorry l got you into this.

350
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,810
Now go out there
and get your older woman.

351
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:48,550
Excuse me.

352
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:52,250
l'd like to apologize
to Miranda Hampson for the way l acted.

353
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,050
Miranda?

354
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,700
l'm not wearing my hat, am l?

355
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:01,320
Good job. Now pop that sucker and run.
That's all you got. See you at home.

356
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,940
Hey, Justin.

357
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,340
Hey, Miranda.

358
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,610
Miranda wanted to talk to you because
l told her why you were acting so weird.

359
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,020
Yeah, why didn't you just tell me
you had a big zit?

360
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:23,780
l would have understood.
l've got one too.

361
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,190
Oh, man.

362
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,350
Yeah, that's a honker.

363
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,390
Sorry, you two wanna be alone.

364
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:40,100
- Look, l was so nervous about tonight.
- Why?

365
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,070
Well, because l've never been
to a junior prom

366
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,110
with an older woman that l really like.

367
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,580
Oh, that's okay.

368
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,550
Because l kind of like
this one younger guy right now.

369
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,550
Oh, that's cool.

370
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:54,210
l understand. Good luck with him.

371
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:56,290
She means you, stupid.

372
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,820
Right. Yeah, me.

373
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,290
Oh, okay.

374
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,860
Well, l gotta get home.

375
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:18,940
- See you in school.
- Not if l see you first.

376
00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:21,940
- Stop trying to be cool.
- Okay.

377
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,510
Thank you so much
for bringing Miranda.

378
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,180
That's okay. l kind of owed it to you.

379
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,720
You know,
giving you the talking zit and everything.

380
00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:31,080
But l'm kind of gonna miss him.

381
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:34,460
He was the only one around here
who was almost as clever as me.

382
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:37,890
Yup, you're so clever.
Hey, you wanna go get some ice cream?

383
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,520
Sure.

384
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,100
Yup, you're so clever.
Now you're locked out.

385
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,470
That's okay. l'll catch up with Miranda
and tell her about your doll collection.

386
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:56,440
They're action figures. They're not...

387
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:01,450
So how long have you been
in this line of work?

388
00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:04,280
Oh, since the first Olympics.
But l was just on a medal back then.

389
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:07,150
- l've done all kinds of trophies.
- What about tennis?

390
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,060
World's fastest typist?

391
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,970
Yeah. Oh, you know
what other trophy l've done?

392
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,160
World's greatest kisser.

393
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:20,970
All right, all right.
lt's past everybody's bedtime.

394
00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:23,700
lt's time for you
to get back on the pedestal. Alex?

395
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,280
Garibay immobilitay