1 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,925 Who is Don Draper? 2 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,303 Excuse me? 3 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,102 Who is Don Draper? 4 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,441 What do men say when you ask that? 5 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,606 Well, they usually take a minute to think about it, 6 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,441 and then they do something cute. 7 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:08,277 One creative director said he was a lion tamer. 8 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,496 I don't want to do that. 9 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,790 In the third person? 10 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,535 I don't know. 11 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:18,746 Knockout wife, two kids, house in Westchester. 12 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:22,424 Take the train, maybe take your car now that you can afford it. 13 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,585 And who told you that? 14 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,255 Anything? I mean, now's your chance. 15 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:33,557 Well, as I said before, I'm from the Midwest. 16 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:37,265 We were taught that it's not polite to talk about yourself. 17 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,905 Obviously your Glo-Coat floor wax commercials caused a bit of a squeal. 18 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,732 On the creative side, anyway. 19 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,567 What made you think of this idea? 20 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:53,030 I wanted it to be indistinguishable from the movies. 21 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,957 I wanted people to be watching it and say, 22 00:01:56,825 --> 00:02:01,205 "What's happening in the story right now? It's something else." 23 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,003 It's not an ad. 24 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,421 At least not for the first 30 seconds of it. 25 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,424 Very good, then. I think I have all I need. 26 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:13,967 It's only a few hundred words, 27 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,600 but on the bright side, the picture may be bigger than the article. 28 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,441 You all should meet. This is Jack Hammond from Advertising Age. 29 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,859 Roger Sterling and Pete Campbell. 30 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:26,189 I hope we're not interrupting this crisp and engaging portrait you're painting. 31 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,445 Steady there. 32 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,373 -What happened there? -Korea. 33 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,743 We're grateful for your sacrifice. Peter. 34 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:43,046 Jack. Well, it's nice to meet you all. 35 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,754 Yeah, I'd love to bend your ear when I finish my book. 36 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,673 Certainly. 37 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,220 Don, it was a pleasure. 38 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,343 -I look forward to the article. -We all do. 39 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,397 My uncle lost his leg hitching a trailer. 40 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:05,273 He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any. 41 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,356 -We don't have time, Roger. -One quick pop, Louise. 42 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,908 All right. Where is this party? The Sheraton? 43 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,286 A wooden leg. 44 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,410 They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter. 45 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,129 I'm Peter Campbell, and I'm assuming you're Jim. 46 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,002 -Yeah. -And this must be Murray. 47 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,754 Bob. Murray stayed in Portland. 48 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:31,428 Too bad. Missing jackhammer season. Roger Sterling. 49 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,637 -And you must be Donald Draper. -Don. 50 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,259 Bob. 51 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,188 We're very, very excited you had time to meet with us, Don. 52 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,481 Murray told us Y&R had done Glo-Coat. 53 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,938 Turns out everybody in New York, except him, knows it's you. 54 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,319 And I think they're a little jealous. 55 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,614 Can't tell who the client is here. 56 00:03:56,528 --> 00:04:01,079 I know a little, but what we need to know, what Don needs to know is, 57 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,209 what exactly is your concern? 58 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,708 Well, I must say I'm getting tired of saying this today. 59 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,589 Next time, just have one meeting. 60 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:13,046 We at Jantzen have had a steady 25% bite of the apple. 61 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,130 But the two-piece is most of our concern. 62 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,382 You have a great bikini. 63 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:21,221 I've spent some time with the catalog, and I would say no concerns at all. 64 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,480 It's not a bikini. 65 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,733 Bikini is underwear you wear to the beach. 66 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,735 We make a two-piece bathing suit. 67 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,314 We're a family company. 68 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:36,823 And nowadays it's tough to make a dent if your ads don't look like a girlie magazine. 69 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,039 Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two-piece, 70 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,206 or do you just want to make sure 71 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,081 women who want a two-piece don't suddenly buy a bikini? 72 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:52,334 My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain. 73 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:58,094 Our competitors get bigger the smaller they make that swimsuit. 74 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,934 We don't do that. 75 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:04,104 We would like to find a way without playing in the gutter. 76 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,726 And that's just who our customers are. 77 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,524 Right now. 78 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,605 I love how they sit there like a couple of choirboys. 79 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,907 You know one of them is leaving New York with VD. 80 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,612 -Where the hell have you been? -What's the problem? 81 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,696 -Don! -Can you give me a minute? 82 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,244 I don't mind waiting. 83 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:34,584 How'd it go? 84 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,295 Get back to work. 85 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,766 How was your interview? 86 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,310 Count to 100 and buzz me. 87 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,993 You missed Jeff Atherton. 88 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,030 He came here expressly to see you. 89 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,284 I'm sorry, I didn't know he was coming, and I don't know who that is. 90 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,995 You have no idea how tiny this place looks to a stranger. 91 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:11,671 Did you tell him about the second floor? 92 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,084 I refuse to be any part of that charade. 93 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,050 I wanted an office downtown. We overspent. 94 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,972 We could have got a lot more for our money. 95 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,674 And we could have had a conference table. 96 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:26,557 Atherton thought the lack of a conference table was deliberate. 97 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:31,392 He felt that a circle of chairs demands a conversation. 98 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,940 About why there is no table. 99 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,660 They loved you. What exactly is the problem? 100 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,033 Well, first of all, they're prudes. 101 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,865 Second of all, Y&R was standing in the hallway when we left. 102 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:51,044 -You've been on a cattle call before. -When the competition was fair. 103 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:55,044 Every hour of my time has to be accounted for in the growth of this company. 104 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,626 Get me in a room where I have a chance. 105 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,719 In the end, it's going to come down to big versus small. 106 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:06,142 There's two firms in the middle, Kenyon & Eckhardt and D'Arcy. 107 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,389 They'll cancel each other out. 108 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,055 Y&R has six floors of creative. 109 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,391 They can throw bodies at this account for weeks. 110 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,817 We don't have that kind of firepower. 111 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:17,313 We don't have to. We're the scrappy upstart. 112 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,737 You don't say that to the clients, do you? 113 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:23,989 -Your accountant is waiting. -Send him in. 114 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:28,582 Creatively, Y&R is not capable of living in this neighborhood. 115 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,159 You know why? 116 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,710 Because you don't work there. 117 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,718 John. 118 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,546 Marsha. 119 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:44,506 John. 120 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,175 Marsha. 121 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,347 John. 122 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,018 Happy Thanksgiving. 123 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,274 My mother's gonna be over the moon. 124 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,852 Enjoy it. it's the last thing we're going to get from them. 125 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,608 -What? -Did you kill Sugarberry? 126 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,860 That's a third of my work. 127 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,733 Stop jumping to conclusions. 128 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,194 I guess when Kreutzer said they were going to send us all hams, 129 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:08,325 he really meant one in a cardboard box with no note. 130 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,499 It's about as subtle as an atomic bomb. 131 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,825 Maybe they're cheap. 132 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,872 Do you honestly think this is a good sign? 133 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,707 -The work was old-fashioned. -And whose fault is that? 134 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,468 Well, testing at four supermarkets in Queens. 135 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,545 How much were they spending? Nothing. 136 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,090 If the test was a success, they would have gone national, 137 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,470 and it could be a big account. 138 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,893 Damn it! 139 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,266 I thought we were getting on a streak. 140 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,399 Does this mean I'm down to two days a week? 141 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,234 Don hated the work. 142 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,485 Put the ham on his desk. 143 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,529 He's probably having Thanksgiving dinner alone in there. 144 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,656 That's not nice. 145 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,571 Marsha! 146 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,528 I'm serious. 147 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,082 I have a life insurance policy. It's a company policy. 148 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,502 It pays the company, not the family. 149 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,124 What do you think? 150 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,833 It wouldn't be bad to have a little security for the kids. 151 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,005 According to this, I'm already a wealthy man. 152 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,961 Uncle Sam will take a healthy bite. 153 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,592 He already has. 154 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:11,468 And the only other issue is the house. 155 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,552 What about it? 156 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,098 Well, October 1st, she was supposed to be out. 157 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,518 It seemed so far away when we agreed to that. 158 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:24,197 Get her and him out of there and sell it. 159 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,196 I can call Ben Michaelson and have him draft a doozy. 160 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,990 Start World War III? 161 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:35,659 You're carrying a mortgage, plus insurance, and taxes for a house you don't live in. 162 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,454 Leave it alone. 163 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,043 So how are your balls? Are you enjoying yourself? 164 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,295 Come on. 165 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,014 "I don't want it like this. I want it like that. 166 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,092 "Not too much of that, just a little like this." 167 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,428 And then they look at it, and they don't like it. 168 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,642 Two of their test markets are in Jewish neighborhoods. 169 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,268 They're idiots. 170 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,894 How much does it cost for us to buy all the product? 171 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,938 Too much, and we'd have to do it every day. 172 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,110 So how much does it cost for us to get 173 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,743 100 women to line up at one store one afternoon, 174 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:14,948 clean them out once? 175 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,376 One hundred people? Do you know how big a line that is? 176 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,873 People would talk about it. 177 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,751 -It's a PR stunt. -We don't do that. 178 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,708 -Why not? -Because you can't charge for it. 179 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,172 So what? 180 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:33,137 Two women fighting over one ham, but they have to really fight. 181 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,264 They have to get arrested or something. 182 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,845 Because it's the last ham. 183 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,184 We don't have to write a play. 184 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,063 It's Thanksgiving. They're shopping, the stakes are very high. 185 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:46,025 Old Chuck Dewey could probably get a story in the Daily News for a case of something. 186 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:50,200 $25 per actress. We could get Gladys what's-her-name. 187 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,152 Who's the old lady who never takes off her mittens? 188 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,779 I don't have any money. 189 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,035 -John! -Marsha! 190 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,284 I can use my expense account if I say they're whores. 191 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,337 Top-shelf liquor, what's that gonna run? 192 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,632 Harry gets a case a month for sticking his nose up some guy's ass at NBC. 193 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,172 Should I run it by Don? 194 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,635 Really? 195 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,466 We'll see. I'll call casting. 196 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,774 Good. I got you when you're vulnerable. 197 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,729 What do you need? 198 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,947 Someone white to carve our turkey. 199 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,321 I can't, Roger. I have plans. 200 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,986 You told me that. 201 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,537 Then you told me you had the kids the day after. 202 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,036 But you never said no to Jane's friend Bethany. 203 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,412 No. 204 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,165 I was thinking the other day about what happens when you leave here, 205 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,666 and it made me very upset. 206 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,790 I could say the same thing. 207 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,755 I'll paint you the picture that's in my mind, 208 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,336 but if it's true, I might kill myself. 209 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,505 I've hardly been a monk. 210 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,426 Forget that she knows Jane. This girl's terrific. 211 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:01,763 She looks like Virginia Mayo, she's 25, Mount Holyoke gymnastics team. 212 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,644 See her this weekend. 213 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,435 You hit it off, come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her. 214 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,945 Sweetheart, 8:00 Saturday night, Jimmy's La Grange. 215 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,029 For beauty and the beast. 216 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,113 Roger. 217 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,955 They have chicken Kiev. The butter squirts everywhere. 218 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,218 Hello, Mr. Draper. 219 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,015 Hello, Celia. 220 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,184 I made you some pork chops. They're good cold, too. 221 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,565 I look forward to it. 222 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,980 But you don't eat nothing. 223 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,279 Have you seen my shine kit? 224 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,069 I put it on the top of the closet. 225 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,654 The children coming this weekend? 226 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,829 No. You need to put things back where you found them. 227 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,167 I didn't want to leave it in the middle of the floor. 228 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,928 Okay, good night. You have a good weekend. 229 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,309 And eat something. 230 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,549 Let me out of here! 231 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,802 Let me out of here! 232 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,431 Let me out of here! 233 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:10,563 Footprints on a wet floor That's no longer a hanging offense. 234 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:15,902 Glo-Coat's patented formula goes on easy and dries in seconds. 235 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,634 So how do you know Jane? 236 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:27,219 Before you ask me all the questions, you have to let me finish one glass. 237 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,305 I don't have to ask you any questions. 238 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:36,903 I think I'm actually nervous. I haven't done this since college. 239 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:40,107 Not that it was so long ago, although it seems like it. 240 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,941 I borrowed a dress. 241 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,778 You sat down so fast I didn't get a good look. 242 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,325 Do you want to see it? 243 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,797 I can't believe I did that. 244 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,801 It's hard to believe there are two girls who can wear that. 245 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,559 Don, I want to lift a shadow off this evening. 246 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,020 I Know this is your first date. 247 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,067 First that Roger was involved in. 248 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,774 Of course. I'm sure. It's just... 249 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,034 I'm breaking a lot of my rules seeing a divorced man. 250 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,581 But Jane has made you her personal cause. 251 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,749 And there are so many real problems in the world. 252 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,795 I know. The world is so dark right now. 253 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,213 The country? 254 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:48,016 My goodness, you've made me feel very serious all of a sudden. 255 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,310 I don't know if I can make you feel better about the world. 256 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:56,100 One of the boys killed in Mississippi, Andrew Goodman, he was from here. 257 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,978 A girlfriend of mine knew him from summer camp. 258 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,031 Is that what it takes to change things? 259 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,785 What do you do? 260 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,405 I'm an actress. 261 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,490 But right now I'm a super in the opera. 262 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,033 And what is that? 263 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,202 A supernumerary. 264 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,629 We're the actors that till the stage. 265 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:20,756 Like the chorus? 266 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,967 No singing. 267 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,387 I do a lot of mock drinking. I'm a wench. 268 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,512 I'm a courtesan. Part of a harem. 269 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,510 It depends on the opera. 270 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,435 That is truly fascinating. 271 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,486 I love the music, and I love backstage. 272 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,739 Our costumes are as good as the singers'. 273 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,192 And I love the stories. 274 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,202 They're very romantic. 275 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,363 Have you been? 276 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,915 I have. 277 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,961 But only for business, so I've never enjoyed it. 278 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,835 Well, then you must come as my guest. 279 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,799 They give the supers tickets instead of paying a decent wage. 280 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,296 Madam? 281 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,216 I don't even need to look. Chicken Kiev. 282 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,891 They make you wear a bib. 283 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,807 Come on. Let's have some fun. 284 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,981 Two chicken Kievs. 285 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,908 The Barbizon. 286 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,452 I bet that would make a great opera. 287 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,829 It would. 288 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,324 Well, I guess this is "good night." 289 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,000 Okay. 290 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,172 Good night. 291 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,678 So am I gonna see you at Roger and Jane's for Thanksgiving? 292 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,467 It's tempting, but I have plans. 293 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,267 I'm sure the holidays must be very complex. 294 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,951 It may have been a while since you've had to pick up on messages, 295 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,661 but I want to see you again. 296 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,963 How about right now? 297 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:27,963 I stopped the meter. We can start it again. It'll be like I just picked you up. 298 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,553 Will you please take a weak no? 299 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,132 Let's see where we are New Year's Eve. 300 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,431 -If it's meant to be, it'll keep. -Let me walk you in. 301 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,680 No. I know that trick. 302 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,547 Waverly and 6th Avenue. 303 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,429 I think you both really acquitted yourselves well. 304 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,555 She doesn't know when to stop. You don't know when to stop. 305 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,136 My objective was to get the ham. 306 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,098 No one told you to hit me. That wasn't part of it. 307 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,647 The important thing is that... Here's Mr. Campbell. 308 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,281 I've been assured that you ladies can look for your names 309 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,609 and perhaps your picture in Monday's Daily News. 310 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,867 What section? 311 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,287 It's the Daily News. it's one big section. 312 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,121 All in all, not a bad way to spend a Sunday. 313 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,876 Can you go back to the market and get me some aspirin? 314 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,880 We probably shouldn't have any more contact for the time being. 315 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,049 Shall we? 316 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:02,387 We really appreciate your talent and, of course, your discretion. 317 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,475 You hurt me. 318 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,148 Ladies, ladies, ladies! 319 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,559 Daisy! 320 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,859 Walk her to the train. 321 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,776 -Are you okay, dear? -Yeah. 322 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,280 Let's get you in a cab. 323 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,661 Morning. 324 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,833 Welcome back. How was Los Angeles? 325 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,578 Very hard to leave. 326 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,501 I would love a vacation. 327 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,255 It wasn't a vacation. I had a lot of tsuris with Lucy and Desi. 328 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,336 Has someone been using my office? 329 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,216 Mr. Sterling doesn't have a television. 330 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,183 I'm calling a meeting for 11:00. No, make it 1:00. 331 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,387 -Do we have a table yet? -1:30, and no. 332 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,557 -Hi. -Yes? 333 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,766 Do you know where the Secor rough cut is? 334 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,101 I got it! 335 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:53,942 Don't you want to know why? 336 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,525 I sold the Jai Alai TV special. 337 00:21:58,776 --> 00:21:59,777 Really? 338 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,827 ABC, they're moving towards all these eccentric sporting events, go-karts. 339 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,033 Well, that's very exciting. 340 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,960 Can you get someone to track down a cup of coffee for me? 341 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,378 And I'd love a grapefruit juice- 342 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,547 And, Joan, that is my news. 343 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,050 I won't even tell people after it's aired. 344 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,593 Good morning, Mr. Draper. 345 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,644 Don, can I speak with you for a minute? 346 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,189 Morning. 347 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:37,319 -Lane, would you excuse us for a minute? -Of course. 348 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,196 Good morning, Don. 349 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:49,126 You know, no one who's ever been associated with an actual event 350 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,374 has thought it's been portrayed honestly in the newspaper. 351 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:59,637 "Donald Draper, or Don as he is known, perhaps in an attempt to appear humble, 352 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,089 "is a handsome cipher. 353 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,596 "One imagines somewhere in an attic 354 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,804 "there's a painting of him that's rapidly aging." 355 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,348 For a guy from Ad Age, he can really write. 356 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,980 -He also says you're married. -Jesus. 357 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,107 He never asked me that. Did he check any facts? 358 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,611 You didn't give him any facts. He had to make some assumptions. 359 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,945 My job is to write ads, not go around talking about who I am. 360 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,201 Who knows who you are? 361 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,784 This was supposed to be an advertisement for the firm. 362 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,290 -Why do you have so many copies? -I bought one to read. 363 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:35,999 I was going to buy one to frame in reception, and then I read it. 364 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,175 I just wanted to get them all before anyone else did. 365 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,378 It'll be lining bird cages by Friday. 366 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,963 This is a missed opportunity. 367 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:46,096 You turned all the sizzle from Glo-Coat into a wet fart. 368 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,969 Plus, you sound like a prick. 369 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,187 Well, it's done. 370 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,440 I learned a valuable lesson. 371 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,983 Stay away from one-legged reporters. 372 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,984 Yeah, I was thinking about that. Who is he to criticize anybody? 373 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,158 Just so you don't kill yourself, there was some good news. 374 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,113 Jane's friend found you to be charming. Although a little grabby in the car. 375 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,368 That is good news. Thank you. 376 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,000 She liked you. Maybe you should have fondled Peg-Leg Pete. 377 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,913 They raise you up and they knock you down. 378 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,417 I don't know what I could have done differently. 379 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,842 I believe that you were being modest, but he didn't. 380 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:23,888 I'm sorry, but after the year you've had, it's just not appropriate anymore. 381 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,644 He's expecting us! 382 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,519 -Is Joey coming? -I'm here. 383 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,688 Why can't you come to our office? 384 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,861 Do you want to hear what Sugarberry said or not? 385 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,029 Shoot. 386 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,987 It was uproarious. First it's Darryl, 387 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,444 and he tells me about how they stared at the article all day yesterday, 388 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,029 worrying about a lawsuit. 389 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:51,412 So I hang up and debate whether or not to tell Don, throw myself on my sword. 390 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,460 And then Kreutzer calls to tell me other papers picked up the story. 391 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,537 And I think, "He knows it's us," but how could he? 392 00:24:56,870 --> 00:25:00,545 And he said everyone, especially Darryl, was very excited. 393 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,344 And then he gets Christian. 394 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,387 He's sorry someone got hurt, 395 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:09,137 but more people will taste their ham now, and they'll love it. 396 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,850 It's beautiful. 397 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,599 How do you put something like this in your book? 398 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,180 You can't. We can't even charge them. 399 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,441 Well, it wouldn't be a bad idea for them to increase their media budget. 400 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,944 -Seize the moment. -With more crappy ads? 401 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,154 -Hopefully not. -You use it. 402 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,983 "The winner of the ham battle is you." 403 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,192 Can you imagine? 404 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,405 Lane's dentures would drop out of his head if we came in with an additional buy. 405 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,077 "Our hams are worth fighting for." 406 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:42,588 A cartoon pilgrim and an Indian in a tug of war with the ham. 407 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,218 Old ladies will smile. 408 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:48,013 Why didn't you pitch that two months ago? It's good on its own. 409 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,261 A slogan's nothing when you have a good idea. 410 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:54,012 Black crayon. I need it in an hour. 411 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,721 Chop-chop, Joey. 412 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,351 Clara, could you get Darryl for me at Sugarberry? 413 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,731 Tell him it's urgent. 414 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,608 I may need you. 415 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,653 Horace Cook, Jr. It's urgent. 416 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,949 Ho-Ho. How was Tijuana? 417 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,122 I have to say, it's a very flattering picture. 418 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,751 And I don't think I'd mind being described that way. 419 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,204 Mr. Crane, you're a salesman. 420 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,631 You do not want to be known as mysterious. 421 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,674 There'll be no further discussion. 422 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,504 I just got off the phone with Ho-Ho. Jai Alai is leaving. 423 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,798 -What? -it's over. 424 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,559 Bullshit. I just sold a TV special to ABC. 425 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:37,062 Well, apparently Don didn't mention them in the article. 426 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,399 I didn't mention anyone. That's the reporter's job. 427 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,236 Spectacular. 428 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,610 What the hell's Ho-Ho doing reading Ad Age? 429 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,690 Fix it. 430 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,657 Todd got all the partners from CGC to call, and they worked them up and down. 431 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,580 -They told him we laugh about him. -I don't! 432 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,751 Get him on the phone, get him in here or camp out in his driveway. 433 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,043 He hung up on me. 434 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,373 I think he was crying. 435 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,839 How much was left in Ho-Ho anyway? 436 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,972 We'll survive with Jai Alai off our list. 437 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,766 We will survive, but for how long? 438 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:18,847 The loss of Jai Alai makes Lucky Strike 71% of our billings. 439 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,182 It's an untenably insecure position. 440 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,029 Harry, why don't you call and pretend like you don't Know any of this. 441 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,523 Give it an hour so he'll take the call. 442 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:33,327 I wish we really had a second floor so I could jump off it. 443 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,250 I'm going to have to get you another interview. 444 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,752 The Wall Street Journal. 445 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:50,132 And what do I do differently? I told him the truth. 446 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,888 Who gives a crap what I say anyway? My work speaks for me. 447 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,886 Turning creative success into business is your work. 448 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,512 And you've failed. 449 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,023 It'll pass. 450 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,785 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. 451 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,663 Happy Thanksgiving. 452 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,661 We started without you. 453 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,748 Grandma Pauline, I told you Mother's was at noon. We already ate. 454 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,925 Well, you're supposed to overeat on Thanksgiving. 455 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,669 Thank you. 456 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,754 Jamie, you'll have something? 457 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,757 We missed dessert. 458 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,934 You're next to your father. 459 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,220 Put up some coffee, dear. 460 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,852 -Hi, Daddy. -Isn't that sweet? 461 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,935 We didn't forget you. 462 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,071 What do you say? 463 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,490 -Thank you. -Thanks. 464 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,067 After you eat. 465 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,788 The traffic was simply murder. 466 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,829 That's because that's what's become of this country. 467 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,956 Everyone has two Thanksgivings to go to. 468 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:09,131 Maybe we have twice as much to be thankful for. 469 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,927 Don't you like the food, dear? 470 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,804 -No. -Sally Draper, that's rude. 471 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:23,479 -You love cranberry sauce. -It has seeds in it. 472 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,147 -How about the sweet potato? -I'm not hungry. 473 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,309 Look, there's marshmallow. 474 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:36,651 Oh, Lord. 475 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,242 She might have a fever. 476 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,533 -I'm sorry. -it's all right, dear. 477 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,873 Isabel, can you bring a rag? 478 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:49,329 Stop pinching me! 479 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,678 I love sweet potatoes. 480 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,847 Isabel. 481 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,731 Happy Thanksgiving. 482 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:15,731 Do you want a drink? 483 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,567 I don't have much time. I have supper with my family. 484 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:20,945 Of course you do. 485 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,076 Should I not have mentioned my family? 486 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,577 I never know how you're going to react. 487 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,708 No, that's fine. 488 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,263 -Let me take off my brassiere. -No. In a minute. 489 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,883 Stop telling me what to do. I know what you want. 490 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,303 So do it. 491 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,224 Harder. 492 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,144 Again. 493 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,207 Hold on. 494 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,421 Surprise. It's for you. 495 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,013 Why did you answer it? 496 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,888 It was the third try. I couldn't take it. 497 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:31,015 -Hello? -Happy Thanksgiving. 498 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,225 Happy Thanksgiving. 499 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:36,277 I'm sorry to bother you. I didn't know you'd have guests. 500 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:37,733 What's wrong? 501 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:41,658 I need $280 for bail. 502 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:43,993 Bye. 503 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,279 Where are you? 504 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,449 It's not for me. 505 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,371 Spit it out, honey. 506 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,749 You're going to laugh. 507 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:04,465 Pete and I hired some actresses to get in a fight over a Sugarberry ham. 508 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,633 You know, as a stunt. 509 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:09,971 We got them to increase their media budget. 510 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,305 Hello? 511 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,145 I'm here. 512 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:18,278 Well, one of them pressed charges against the other for assault. 513 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:22,153 It's $80 bail and $100 apiece to keep their mouths shut. 514 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,326 And it has to happen today. 515 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:26,403 Call Pete! 516 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,702 Do you think you're my first call? 517 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,670 Hello. I'm so sorry to bother you. 518 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,920 -I ought to let you twist in the wind. -It still worked out. 519 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,422 -You'll be very happy. -I'm not happy. 520 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:45,051 And I don't think it's funny or cute. You run something like that by me first. 521 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,386 I would have kept you from looking like an idiot, 522 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,560 or worse yet, making me look like one. Is that what you want? 523 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,771 You want people to think we're idiots, Peggy? 524 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:57,310 Hey, there's no reason for name-calling. She's been agonizing. 525 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,439 Who are you? 526 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,862 I'm her fiancé. 527 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:02,902 Mark, don't. 528 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:06,110 Why'd you bring him up here if you didn't want him involved? 529 00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:09,700 I know. I'm sorry, Don. 530 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,286 -Fiancé? -It just came out. 531 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,633 Did you put the dog out? 532 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:29,262 It's cold outside. But I locked her in the laundry room. 533 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,898 It's not cold in here. 534 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,577 Sally. 535 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,039 I was calling Daddy. 536 00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,082 Hello? 537 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,248 I wanted to wish him a happy Thanksgiving. 538 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,671 You'll see him tomorrow. 539 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,674 You want to call him to complain about how awful I am? 540 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,506 Don't expect any sympathy when he hears my side of the story. 541 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,550 -Don't! -Go to bed. 542 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:22,440 I'm going to have them take that phone out of the hallway. 543 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:33,038 Tomorrow, when the kids go, 544 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,993 why don't we have Carla take the baby, and we'll drive to a nice dinner? 545 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,581 Maybe Essex. 546 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,497 The Griswold Inn. 547 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:45,500 Okay. 548 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,132 I'm really full, Betty. 549 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,817 Daddy! 550 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:04,985 Dad. 551 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:11,026 -How much turkey did you eat? -I ate everything. 552 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:15,034 -Hello, Daddy. -Hello. 553 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,335 9:00 tomorrow night. 554 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:23,080 -Where's the baby? -I had Carla take him. 555 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,382 You weren't going to. Henry and I have plans. 556 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,549 I'd like to see him. 557 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,012 -Hello, Don. -Henry. 558 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,512 Come on, let's go. 559 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,531 Garage door. 560 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,037 What are you doing? 561 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,039 You know what I'm doing. 562 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,387 The button fell off my pajamas. 563 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,974 -I'll sew it on in the morning. -You know how to sew? 564 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,473 I can do a button. I'll show you. 565 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,062 I'll leave the light on in the bathroom so there won't be any more problems, okay? 566 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,317 Okay. 567 00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:31,819 Good night, Daddy. 568 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,911 Good night, both of you. 569 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,282 Do you have your key? 570 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,684 -Hello? -Maybe they're asleep. 571 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,221 Go upstairs. 572 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,263 What the hell is the dog doing in the house? 573 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,391 You run up to bed. I'll wait. 574 00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:23,972 For what? 575 00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:28,765 It's almost 10:00. 576 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:31,602 -I thought you said 10:00. -She didn't. 577 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,482 I've waited for you plenty of times. 578 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,273 Henry, do you mind? 579 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,367 -Betty? -it's okay. 580 00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,410 Does that mean I should stay or not stay? 581 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:42,783 Stay. 582 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,835 When are you moving out? 583 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:50,704 I don't know. 584 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,289 Well, you were supposed to be out a month ago. 585 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,216 We haven't found the right place for the kids. 586 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,428 Well, either do as we agreed, or I'm gonna need to collect rent. 587 00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,504 What? 588 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,923 Or you could just buy it from me if you want to. 589 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:06,224 -I can't believe you. -Don, it's temporary. 590 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,555 Believe me, Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary. 591 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:11,975 Good night. 592 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,237 He has some nerve. 593 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,908 I know you don't want to hear this, but he's right. 594 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,867 Haven't the kids been through enough change already? 595 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:33,376 -I can't just uproot them with no place to go. -You're not even looking. 596 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,790 There's nothing out there, and he doesn't decide. 597 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:49,429 Miss Olson is here to see you. 598 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,814 Send her in. 599 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,321 They sent one for each of us. 600 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,538 Could have just as easily fired us. 601 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,625 But they didn't, because they sold more hams. 602 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:14,037 And now you get to tell them why if you want. 603 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,292 I think they'll be impressed. 604 00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:18,504 Well, I'm not. 605 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,092 I try and stay away from these kinds of shenanigans. 606 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,094 But I guess you knew that or you would have told me. 607 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,343 It was going great until it wasn't. 608 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,312 Thanks for the ham. 609 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,145 I should have told you. 610 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,983 Since when do you have a fiance? 611 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,440 I don't. 612 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:45,117 But you didn't have to do that that way. 613 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,741 You brought him with you because you thought I wouldn't embarrass you. 614 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,993 At least I'm thinking ahead. 615 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,834 Doesn't always work, does it? 616 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:58,423 You need to think a little bit more about the image of this agency. 617 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:01,092 Well, nobody knows about the ham stunt, 618 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,512 so our image remains pretty much where you left it. 619 00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:08,341 I won't need you in the Jantzen presentation. 620 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,013 Now you're being spiteful. 621 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:14,055 No, I just think it would be better not to have a girl in the room. 622 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:21,563 You know something? We are all here because of you. 623 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,825 All we want to do is please you. 624 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,167 Why don't I put them in the pantry? Christmas is around the corner. 625 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,248 Put them in the basement. 626 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,051 Did the children like their gifts? 627 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,588 They did. 628 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,847 It's nice the holiday is memorable in some other way. 629 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,518 I'm sorry a little girl spoiled your Thanksgiving. 630 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,269 Next time I'll tell her not to get sick. 631 00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:02,066 I've raised children in my life, Henry. They're terrified of her. 632 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,606 You don't know any of the people you're talking about. 633 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:07,067 Well, I know what you see in her. 634 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,573 And you could have gotten it without marrying. 635 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:13,915 Why can't you give her a chance? She loves you. 636 00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:15,909 She's a silly woman. 637 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:21,457 Honestly, Henry. I don't know how you can stand living in that man's dirt. 638 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,009 You go to the swimming pool, you go to the beach, 639 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,594 take off your robe, you head into the Cabana. 640 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:38,227 There's no other way to slice it, you're getting undressed. 641 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,728 Can I put my feet on this? 642 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,936 -Pretend like it's your living room. -Thank you. 643 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:46,356 What separates a bathing suit from underwear? 644 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:51,821 The cut and the print of the cloth and some sort of gentlemen's agreement. 645 00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:01,292 "So well built, we can't show you the second floor." 646 00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,845 I think that's a little suggestive. 647 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,015 Good. That's what I was going for. 648 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,971 A wink, but it's not a leer. 649 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:20,477 We don't want a wink. 650 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:23,935 I think I explained our product is for modest people. 651 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:27,105 Modest people want to be stimulated, too. 652 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,072 This draws them in in a way 653 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:31,116 that will make your competitors seem crude and obvious. 654 00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:33,115 Plus, they'll be dying to see the suit. 655 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:35,288 They'll be dying to see the girl. 656 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,162 And for all we know, she's not even wearing a top. 657 00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:41,336 You'll get them into the store. isn't that the point? 658 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,506 It's not wholesome. It's not... 659 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:48,172 Did I tell you we're a family company? 660 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,925 I think I know what you're looking for. 661 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:53,005 A couple of women bouncing a beach ball, 662 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:55,183 little girl in front of them building a sandcastle. 663 00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,930 Your competitors are gonna keep killing you because you're too scared of the skin 664 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,857 that your two-piece was designed to show off. 665 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:08,693 Well, it's somehow dirtier not seeing anything. 666 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,487 You need to decide what kind of company you want to be. 667 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:16,322 Comfortable and dead, or risky and possibly rich. 668 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:18,869 All I know is we don't want that. 669 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,753 Well, gentlemen, you were wondering what a creative agency looks like, 670 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,501 there you have it. 671 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,670 Hope you enjoyed looking in the window. 672 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,711 Give me a minute. 673 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:36,011 Where are you going? 674 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,101 Control yourself. Cool off. 675 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,314 And hopefully Campbell can talk them into hearing a few more ideas in a week or so. 676 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:46,108 What? No. That's not the point. 677 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,278 Out. Get out. 678 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:51,776 -Don. -Excuse me? 679 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:54,325 Get your things and get out of my office now. 680 00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,408 Come on. Let's go. 681 00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:08,756 Call Bert Cooper's man at The Wall Street Journal. 682 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:19,676 There's always a name in every partnership that defines who they are. 683 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:24,014 In the case of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, would you say that's Donald Draper? 684 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:26,770 Yes. 685 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:28,818 Really? 686 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,609 Last year, our agency was being swallowed whole. 687 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,359 I realized I had two choices. 688 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:39,116 I could die of boredom or holster up my guns. 689 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:44,701 So I walked into Lane Pryce's office and I said, 690 00:45:44,784 --> 00:45:45,956 "Fire us." 691 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:53,509 Two days later, we were operating out of the Pierre Hotel. 692 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:56,963 Within a year, we had taken over two floors of the Time-Life Building.