1 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,895 They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking 2 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,143 you have a drinking problem. 3 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,351 My mind is a jumble. 4 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,774 I can't organize my thoughts 5 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,406 and typing feels like work. 6 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,869 I've never written more than 250 words, 7 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,072 not even in high school. 8 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,577 Five paragraphs, 50 words a piece. 9 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,826 God, I was lazy. 10 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,705 I ShOuld've finished high school. 11 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,382 Everything could have been different. 12 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,356 Are you okay, sir? 13 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:31,906 Summer's coming. 14 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,663 I smelled it. 15 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,908 I kind of thought I smelled corn, which is impossible. 16 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,086 There it was again. 17 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,921 Perfume. 18 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,226 Good morning, Miss Blankenship. 19 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,932 How was your surgery? 20 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,517 It was a nightmare. 21 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,150 The ether and the blindness, and then I got the goggles. 22 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,697 So, everything's good? 23 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:12,117 I'll tell you, I was blind and now I see. 24 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,365 Well, good. If you need more time... 25 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,821 I'm fine, Roger. 26 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,832 I'm kidding around here. 27 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,038 My book's at home. 28 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,213 Can you give me the number for Bethany Van Nuys? 29 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,253 Maybe lift it up and drop it down. 30 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,598 I'm stronger than you, but I'm not that strong. 31 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,222 Stop. Stop. He's right. 32 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,018 I feel like Margaret Mead. 33 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,688 You know what, Harry? I think this is a show. 34 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:45,188 Okay, we're gonna do it. Harry, get out of the way. 35 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,067 What is going on out here? 36 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,824 I'll be honest, I don't know. 37 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,779 I got blockaded on my way back from the men's room. 38 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:58,989 Thank you, gentlemen. 39 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,325 Everyone back to work. 40 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,580 It took my watch. 41 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:03,785 What? 42 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,963 -Ken was buying a Clark Bar... -But it ate my change. 43 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,039 And since Danny's not here we went to Peggy. 44 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,000 But it turns out Joey's got the smallest hands. 45 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,426 No, I said I had done it before. 46 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,175 Why don't you put another dime in the machine and pull again? 47 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,301 You really think we didn't try that? 48 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,848 -This thing is a bandit. -Yeah. 49 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,266 Cut it out! 50 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,934 Don't make me come out here again. 51 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,387 Sorry, Mom. 52 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,104 Pardon? 53 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,144 Okay. Hey, it's over. 54 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,896 I'm trying to get my watch. What am I supposed to do? 55 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,854 Call the complaint number. Have an adult solve this problem. 56 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,108 What is going on out here? 57 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,441 I was in the midst of an extremely important telephone call. 58 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,026 Joan was just handing out demerits. 59 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,695 Joey, in my office. 60 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,614 Go easy on him. 61 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,246 A private spanking, just like my dream. 62 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,498 When did we get a vending machine? 63 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,792 I know you're a freelancer and you spend time in other offices, 64 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,594 but you should know, this behavior is not tolerated here. 65 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:55,761 Yes, ma'am. 66 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,931 I should let you know there's a problem, now, between us. 67 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,428 Why are you always on my case? 68 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,727 Because you are particularly disrespectful. 69 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,896 No, I'm not. Stan's worse. 70 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,061 Maybe he's better at his job. 71 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,186 I'm glad you're amused. 72 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,112 You're so arrogant. 73 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,610 Me? 74 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,316 What do you do around here besides walking around 75 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,742 like you're trying to get raped? 76 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,698 Excuse me? 77 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,576 I'm not some young girl off the bus. 78 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,532 I don't need some madam from a Shanghai whorehouse 79 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,083 to show me the ropes. 80 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,249 I'm sorry. I didn't know you were in here. 81 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:35,218 Where the hell else would I be? This is my office. 82 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,216 And you all better stop cutting through here. 83 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,263 It's not a thoroughfare. 84 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,717 Take the extra steps. You could use them. 85 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,428 You're right. 86 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,599 Go ahead. I'm leaving anyway. 87 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,609 I'm sorry. 88 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,075 Oh, no. 89 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,542 Miss Blankenship, good to see you. 90 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,245 I mean, nice to see you. I mean, welcome back. 91 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,798 -Let me help you with those. -Finally, someone offers. 92 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,175 I told you I can see with the glasses. 93 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,972 -I'm out of cigarettes. -I've got your liquor. 94 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,226 I only have two hands. 95 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,644 I'm set. 96 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,847 And then you're not. 97 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,893 Take those back to the storeroom, 98 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,101 and while you're there, get me some cigarettes. 99 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,776 Your wife called earlier. 100 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,445 She's not my wife. 101 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,899 Mrs. Francis said to remind you that you can't have the kids this weekend. 102 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,952 It's very complicated. It's Bobby's birthday party, Sunday. 103 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,574 It's Gene's birthday. 104 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,452 Did you want me to buy him or her a gift? 105 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,663 No. 106 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,056 What a pleasant surprise. 107 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,282 You don't mind that I'm home early, do you? 108 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,208 You said you didn't want to watch me pack. 109 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,786 You don't even want to say goodbye. 110 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,209 I don't. 111 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,633 Jeanie, it's basic training. I'll be back. 112 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:42,254 You said they use live ammunition. 113 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,591 Come on. 114 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,222 Come in here. 115 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,444 Greg, that doesn't make everything better. It makes it worse. 116 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,147 It's eight weeks. 117 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,526 I'm gonna come back in uniform. You Know you'll like that. 118 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,621 What am I gonna do? Who am I gonna talk to? 119 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:12,201 Well, you'll talk to your friends at work. 120 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,223 Is this the way you want to spend this time, crying? 121 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,645 -I can't. -Sure you can. 122 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:43,107 Just pretend we're in some midtown hotel 123 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,944 and we both snuck away for the afternoon. 124 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,640 More and more every day about Vietnam. 125 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,098 I hope it's not another Korea. 126 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,690 I sound like a little girl, writing down what happened today. 127 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,858 Sunday is Gene's birthday party. 128 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,486 I know I can't go. 129 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,243 I keep thinking about him. 130 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,125 He was conceived in a moment of desperation 131 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,791 and born into a mess. 132 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,763 A list of things i'd like to do. 133 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,023 One, 134 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,067 climb mount Kilimanjaro. 135 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,695 Go anywhere in Africa, actually. 136 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,780 Two, 137 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,155 gain a modicum of control over the way I feel. 138 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,738 I want to wake up. 139 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,495 I don't wanna be that man. 140 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,666 Could you get that to el jefe? 141 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,924 So, Mountain Dew... 142 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,348 Everything kind of fell apart there. They don't like the work. 143 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,050 Too bad. 144 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,057 Well, somebody showed a couple of bottlers the work, 145 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,685 and they don't like witches brewing things. 146 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,731 They don't like the occult in general. 147 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,606 And you told them it's their hillbilly working a still? 148 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:47,155 I did, but the fact remains that in the world of sodie pop, 149 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,779 Pepsi is the tail and the bottlers are the dog. 150 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,030 They just want us to change the drawing. 151 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,325 Except it's damaged goods. 152 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,998 They're never gonna want to see that board again. Start over. 153 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,952 I did it with Joey. Do you want Stan to take over? 154 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,662 You're spreading me awful thin. 155 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,668 Do you want me to tell Joan to figure it out? 156 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,626 "It"? You don't even know what "it" is. 157 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,837 Miss Blankenship, get Joan in here. 158 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,671 She startles when you do that. 159 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,552 -I had an uncle who was blind. -She's not blind. 160 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,262 She's recovering from cataract surgery. 161 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,346 He had syphilis. 162 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,798 He would come in the room and he would say... 163 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:55,715 What can I do for you? 164 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,766 A redo on Mountain Dew. 165 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,557 I want to make Joey full time for a couple of weeks. 166 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:04,232 I'd have to double-check on his availability, 167 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,854 but are you sure he's the right fit? 168 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,819 He did the first round. 169 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,441 And we're redoing it. 170 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,363 It's more complicated than that. 171 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:17,537 Well, this may not be the time or the place to bring this up, but... 172 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,035 -What now? -I've been hearing complaints about him. 173 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,286 Really? 174 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,960 He's not a gentleman with the girls. 175 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,959 Okay. One juicy story? 176 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:31,714 I'll protect those concerned, but it involves an extremely blue joke. 177 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,262 -When? -It doesn't matter. 178 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,386 Fine, you can tell it to me later. Boys will be boys. 179 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,309 Of course, but I'm going to call in other books. 180 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,308 There's too much to do. 181 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,727 I Know the joke. 182 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,230 -This guy's balls are so big... -Are we done? 183 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,777 Sure. 184 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:59,246 Can you tell Ray Charles to come in here and clean this up? 185 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,956 And as soon as you get to Hollywood you find out that that myth is... 186 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,129 Well, it has some truth to it. There is instant fame. 187 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,627 What's this have to do with Peyton Place? 188 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,254 Well, we went down to the set, 189 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,711 and Ryan was doing this scene against another rival, 190 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,388 I can't tell you who, and the guy was awful. 191 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,966 And I start to hear him talk about a young fresh face, 192 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,222 wholesome but a little mischievous. 193 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,599 Am I crazy? 194 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,306 I don't understand. You want to be an actor? 195 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,518 Does that sound like me? That's you. You could do it. 196 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,852 I know the right people. 197 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,903 Maybe not the big screen, but the small screen definitely. 198 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,698 I'm kind of down to earth. 199 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:39,653 You're so handsome. I showed them a picture. 200 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,659 How'd you get a picture? 201 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,992 I sent one of those Polaroids from the Christmas party to Bernie Kowalski. 202 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,951 Mr Crane, I hate to interrupt you, 203 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,255 but I have Peggy Olson out here looking for Mr. Baird. 204 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,717 Well, thank you for thinking of me. 205 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,261 You're too modest, you know that? 206 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,800 What were you doing in there? 207 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,306 Every place I've worked there's always some old fairy who comes on to me, 208 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,853 but that was the weirdest by far. 209 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,680 Yes, everybody wants you, Joey. 210 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,313 -It happens a lot. -What did you do to Joan? 211 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,517 I told her off. 212 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,104 Well, you shouldn't have. She's important around here. 213 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,690 Let me tell you something about the Big Rag... 214 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,902 We're creative, and she's an overblown secretary. 215 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,531 Fine, don't listen to me. 216 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,579 There's a Joan in every company. 217 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,156 My mother was a Joan. 218 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,333 Always telling everybody what to do. 219 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,911 She even wore a pen around her neck so people would stare at her tits. 220 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:34,124 She's not your mother, and she and Lane basically run this place. 221 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,801 Okay, message received. 222 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,505 Is it time to go yet? 223 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,390 Glad you could make it. 224 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,022 Well, we were on our way to the theater anyway. 225 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,071 Ralph Stuben, this is my wife Betty. 226 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,364 -Pleased to meet you. -I hope you don't mind. 227 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,862 The Congressman wanted me to do this immediately 228 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,740 and he didn't want me to do it over the phone. 229 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:06,574 She doesn't mind, and she's very discreet. 230 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,658 That's the curse of a political wife. 231 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,369 That and having to eat dinner with a lot of people you don't know. 232 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,750 Betty's no stranger to public service. 233 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,956 So, what show did you see? 234 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,088 Why don't we get a drink at the bar? 235 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,134 It'll only be a minute. 236 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,143 Thank you. 237 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,438 So, are you a Felix or an Oscar? 238 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,104 Like most men, I'd rather be an Oscar, but I'm probably a Felix. 239 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,193 Every date feels like a first date with you. 240 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,244 Is that good or bad? 241 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,788 It's just I know you must be seeing someone else. 242 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,868 And don't say no, because it'll just hurt me more. 243 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,541 Look, I'm here with you right now. 244 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,835 We're on a date, 245 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,421 and I thought we were getting to know each other. 246 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:04,552 It doesn't just accumulate. It takes intense, prolonged contact. 247 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,392 Don't you want to be close with anyone? 248 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,346 I do. 249 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,774 I know we're from different generations, 250 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,649 but I'm going to need more from you. 251 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,730 We are from different generations, 252 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,987 because I don't remember women pushing this hard. 253 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,909 And I'm not seeing anyone. 254 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,862 I'm working. 255 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,413 All the time. 256 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:34,127 Well, I get excited when you call, and then I don't hear from you. 257 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,422 We don't have to get married for me to show you off at the Country Club. 258 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,378 Don. 259 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,210 How are you? 260 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,053 I'm fine, Henry. 261 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,591 Henry, Betty, this is Miss Van Nuys. 262 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,926 Bethany. 263 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,433 Enjoy your dinner. 264 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,312 My goodness, what was that? 265 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:06,322 Well, that was actually my ex-wife and her husband, 266 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,155 and some slob who's about to have the worst dinner of his life. 267 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,240 What? Her? 268 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,219 Well, first of all, my official capacity, if anyone asks, 269 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,345 I'm here to thank you for securing the Governor's endorsement 270 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,426 for Congressman Lindsay. 271 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,679 That's no small feat, I'm sure. 272 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,106 Well, Rocky only hates him because he's handsome. 273 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,687 Well, not to worry. 274 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,235 Lindsay just wants to be Mayor. 275 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,563 Any talk of the White House is fiction. 276 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,404 I guess he hasn't seen the cover of Life. 277 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,743 Okay. 278 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,239 Hypothetically, 279 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,917 the Congressman is putting together a team with his eye on '72, 280 00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,293 and, well, it would be built, 281 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:03,466 if it were going to be built, around you. 282 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,509 And yes, he doesn't want Rocky to have you either. 283 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,428 Elizabeth, do you know what you want? 284 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,513 Honey, this part is almost over. 285 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,811 I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me. 286 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,365 One drink and she gets flushed. 287 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,743 Yeah, my wife has the other problem. 288 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,538 -Are you okay in there, ma'am? -Yes, I'm fine. 289 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,586 -You dropped your purse. -I'll take it. 290 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,201 What did you want me to do, put you in a cab? 291 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,278 That wouldn't be right. 292 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,330 I can't believe you made me sit there and look at them. 293 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,282 Nobody said you had to look at them. 294 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,245 You need a drink? Well, what are you, a wino? 295 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:25,002 You need a drink? That is not something you're allowed to say. 296 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,755 Now you decide what I can and can't say? 297 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,961 I was in a marriage like that before. 298 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,968 You're gonna run into him. it's a small town. 299 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,846 -I hate him. -Hate's a strong word, Betty. 300 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,848 I hate Nazis. 301 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,021 I have an ex-wife. She bothers me. 302 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,224 I don't like seeing her. I don't hate her. 303 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,400 -You're a saint. -I'm an adult. 304 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:47,228 It was upsetting. Can't you let me have that? 305 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,985 Not when it ruins the whole evening. 306 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,738 This man is asking me to take Lindsay all the way. 307 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,491 That could happen. Don Draper doesn't have a say. 308 00:19:57,071 --> 00:20:00,450 -You're right. Who cares about him? -You do. 309 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,252 He's taking up too much space in your life, 310 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,749 maybe in your heart. 311 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,672 That's ridiculous. 312 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,551 Look, 313 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,970 maybe we rushed into this. 314 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,467 "We"?? 315 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,346 I was six months pregnant when we met. 316 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,095 -Pull over. -Are you kidding me? 317 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,851 Let me out, Henry. 318 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,729 No, you know what? Let me out at the house 319 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,231 because you don't want to live there anyway. 320 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:32,190 You can stay in a hotel or wherever you were when I met you. 321 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,401 In your mansion with your servants. 322 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,495 Shut up, Betty. You're drunk. 323 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,266 What are you doing? 324 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,268 Making you comfortable. 325 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,864 She's a sweet girl 326 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,955 and she wants me to know hen 327 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,832 but I already do. 328 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,920 People tell you who they are, but we ignore it 329 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,219 because we want them to be who we want them to be. 330 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,178 To be continued. 331 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,353 I bet she was thinking of that line all night. 332 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,734 I looked up at the Barbizon and I thought of all the women in there. 333 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,202 One in every room. 334 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,072 Touching themselves to sleep. 335 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,619 Waverly and 6th. 336 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,082 I like sleeping alone, 337 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,922 stretching out like a skydiver, 338 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,633 cool patches to roll onto. 339 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,849 I should appreciate it more. 340 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,356 No. No! I'm talking now! 341 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:33,144 I don't care where you go and I don't care what you do! 342 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,229 So, in order... 343 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,695 Would you let me talk? I want my key back. 344 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,577 And I don't want to see your shorts on my floor, 345 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,121 and I don't want you complaining that I don't cook 'cause I don't cook! 346 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,501 You know what, David? Go shit in the ocean! 347 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,454 Good morning. 348 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,460 Are you leaving already? 349 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,967 Were you going to say goodbye? 350 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,478 I thought you could use the sleep. 351 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:11,891 I'm sorry, Henry. 352 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,111 Come over here. 353 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,160 I don't want to have to defend myself all the time. 354 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,291 All the time? 355 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,507 Henry, I'm really sorry. 356 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,925 I know. 357 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,341 Get some sleep. 358 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,096 Carla took the kids to school. 359 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:51,685 Henry, he was the only man I'd ever been with. 360 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,523 I'll call you later. 361 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,578 It tastes good 362 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,951 because it still basically tastes like Mountain Dew. 363 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,079 And it's very simple to make. I call it jet fuel. 364 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,410 Rocket fuel. 365 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,336 And I like the simplicity of the idea. 366 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,586 -Young people, hillbillies. -Xerox crapped out again. 367 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,417 I think I killed it. 368 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,005 I'll run this specimen over to the lab. 369 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,510 It's delicious. 370 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,553 You're a haircut, you know that? 371 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,730 You need three ingredients for a cocktail. 372 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,149 Vodka and Mountain Dew is an emergency. 373 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,358 Don wants our freelance art director Joey Baird 374 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,159 put on full time for the next three weeks. 375 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,453 None of my business, I suppose. 376 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:39,418 I really think this vending machine is a troublemaker. 377 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,498 I think it's been a great success. 378 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,926 Revenue is climbing. 379 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:47,005 I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine. 380 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:50,057 We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch. 381 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,351 Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries 382 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:53,894 who think the whole afternoon is lunchtime 383 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,939 because there's always another sandwich around the corner. 384 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,358 There have been a lot of complaints. 385 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,986 Did you tell them to call the number? 386 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,693 What do you think they're doing in there, Lane and Joan? 387 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,619 It's an unholy alliance. 388 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,743 I know exactly what they're doing in there. 389 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,292 Joan's on the desk, boobs on the blotter. 390 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,540 Lane's behind her. 391 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,714 Probably has a bowler hat. Am I wrong? 392 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,507 Hey, don't do that. 393 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,335 I'm not doing anything. Joan's doing it. 394 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,048 Mountain Dew-dah. 395 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:34,260 Give me three cocktails with at least three ingredients each. 396 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:39,440 Peggy Olson, pioneering the science of wet blanketry. 397 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,358 You love her. 398 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,864 Henry Francis calling. 399 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:00,790 This is Don. 400 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,624 Hello, Don. Henry Francis. Sorry to bother you at work. 401 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,674 I assume it's important. 402 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,673 It is, but not dire. 403 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,888 Okay. 404 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,261 What can I do for you? 405 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,810 I bought a boat and I... 406 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,307 Well, I'd like to put it in the garage, 407 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,481 and I don't have the clearance with your things there. 408 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:22,892 No, of course. 409 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,479 I can probably have some movers take them, put them in storage somewhere. 410 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,109 I can take it off the rent. 411 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,065 No. No, that's okay. 412 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,992 I should probably come and get them myself. 413 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,330 Gene's birthday party is on Sunday. 414 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:38,741 I know. 415 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,247 So, I think Saturday would be best, don't you? 416 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,586 I see. 417 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,588 The boat's coming next week so... 418 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,010 Fine. 419 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,758 I'll come at noon. 420 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,100 Miss Blankenship, can I get some coffee? 421 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,445 I just lost 30 cents in the machine. 422 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,991 How is that possible? 423 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:16,787 Well, I wanted a pack of Life Savers, so I put in a nickel and it didn't work. 424 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,990 So, I looked in my purse and all I had was a quarter, 425 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,289 so then I lost a quarter too. 426 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:22,542 Was the exact-change light on? 427 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,620 I started with the exact change. 428 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,081 Peggy, it's a nickel. 429 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,046 I'm not calling that number. No one ever answers. 430 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,877 I can't believe you. 431 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,463 Fine, then give me some Life Savers. 432 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:49,774 Who did that? 433 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:51,898 Did what? 434 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,029 That pornographic drawing. 435 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,785 It's a very brave person that does something anonymously. 436 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,740 It's a very brave person who does that. 437 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,702 It's still illegal in many states, you know. 438 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,921 I can't wait until next year when all of you are in Vietnam. 439 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,596 You will be pining for the day 440 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,845 when someone was trying to make your life easier. 441 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:20,933 And when you're over there, 442 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:25,227 when you're in the jungle, and they're shooting at you, 443 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:28,855 remember you're not dying for me because I never liked you. 444 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:37,742 -Joan. -Don't worry. I'm not going home. 445 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,371 Jesus. Scorched earth. 446 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,619 -What's wrong with her? -I told you not to do that. 447 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,872 -Come on, Peggy. -It's a joke. 448 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,753 She's still patting around for the buzzer. I'm sorry. 449 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:54,130 What do you want? 450 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,090 Joey taped it to Joan's window. 451 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:01,933 -Really? -Yes, 452 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:05,559 and it's disrespectful to Joan and it's disrespectful to me. 453 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,315 Narrative, forced perspective... Are you sure Joey did this? 454 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,893 Yes, I told him not to. 455 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,149 Well, I wouldn't tolerate that if I were you. 456 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,151 But you have no problem with it? 457 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,779 I didn't say that. 458 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,576 Look, Peggy, just go fire him. 459 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,362 Me? 460 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,369 I thought you would go out there and yell at him. 461 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,700 Yell at him, fire him. 462 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:28,001 Look, believe me, you do not want me involved in this. 463 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,669 People will think you're a tattletale. 464 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,581 Dr. Miller has arrived. 465 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,587 Send her in. 466 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:39,096 You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself. 467 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,015 I'm sorry. 468 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,262 Have a seat. 469 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,063 Is everything all right? 470 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,725 Yes. 471 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,030 Joey, can I speak to you for a minute? 472 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,778 -You want one? -No. 473 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,374 I'm sorry, okay? 474 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,206 Good. Now, go apologize. 475 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,882 What? Then she'll know I did it. 476 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,085 You did do it. I told you not to. 477 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,216 Come on. It's funny. 478 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:21,717 Really? Would you show it to Lane? 479 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,140 He would think it's funny. 480 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,054 What if it were Don on his knees? 481 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,015 See? This is why I don't like working with women. 482 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,846 You have no sense of humor. 483 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:31,891 You're fired. 484 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,106 All right, all right. I see the nostrils are flared. 485 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:36,437 -I'll go apologize. -No. 486 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,147 Get your things. 487 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,153 -Are you serious? -I am. 488 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,402 We'll see what Don has to say about that. 489 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,579 Don doesn't even know who you are. 490 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,287 -I'm sorry it didn't work out. -Hang on. Come on. 491 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:51,869 This is crazy. 492 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:55,122 It's just a job, Joey. You'll get another one. 493 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,923 Well, I was wrong about you. 494 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:19,441 What's going on? 495 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,523 Watch out, fellas. Fun's over. 496 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:24,450 -What? -That's all, folks. 497 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:27,450 -Are you serious? -A little bug bit me. 498 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:30,624 Well, I'll give you a call. We'll have a drink. 499 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,128 Stan, throw Vick Chemical on the back burner. 500 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,297 You're on Mountain Dew. 501 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:42,135 Power of the poontang. 502 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,087 You know, these guys may be embarrassed 503 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,549 by having some professional tell them what to do. 504 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,633 He'll take advice from another man. 505 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,685 Not if he knows more. 506 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,936 You know I'm right about auto parts. I used to sell cars. 507 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,689 Yes, but we still have to do it. 508 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,903 God, this is boring. 509 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,490 I think I'm hungry. Do you want to eat? 510 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,327 You mean order in? 511 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,246 I don't know. You seem kind of dressed up. 512 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:13,746 We could take Fillmore Parts with us if you want. 513 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,583 Just to clarify... 514 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,668 You'd like to have dinner with me? 515 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,218 Yes. 516 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:29,262 You asked me out the first time I came in here. 517 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,935 Why would it be different for me now? 518 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,806 It just felt like the timing is right- 519 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,769 So, why don't we do that? 520 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:43,571 You could ask me out for dinner at some future date, 521 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:44,990 instead of, I don't know, 522 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:48,239 tacking it on to a workday like an afterthought. 523 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:51,196 I could do that. 524 00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:55,333 Saturday night far enough in the future? 525 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,457 Not normally, but you're in luck. 526 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,622 Good. 527 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,258 Okay then. 528 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,294 I've got enough to go on here. 529 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,846 Okay. 530 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,219 -Good night. -Good night. 531 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,606 -it's Francine. -Come in. 532 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,153 I'm all bitten up. 533 00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:26,823 This is my potato salad bowl, but this one's yours. 534 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,950 Well, thank you. 535 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,823 Henry was going to pick one up on his way home from work, 536 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,575 but he's been so busy. 537 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:35,248 Betty, he's very ambitious. 538 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,834 He's mad at me. 539 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,707 Why would that be so? 540 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,174 Oh, God, if I can make it through this weekend... 541 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,422 It's a two-year-old's birthday party, 542 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,471 and you'll have help, and no one cares. 543 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,385 Is he coming? 544 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,560 I told him about it. 545 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,607 Now I can only hope he won't show up and ruin it. 546 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,230 Well, he won't. 547 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,938 We ran into him in the city... 548 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,364 On a date. 549 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,693 Bethany Van Nuys. She was all of 15. 550 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,321 I misbehaved. 551 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,953 Henry didn't understand it for some reason. 552 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,252 Why do you let him bother you? 553 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,750 We see him walking out with the kids some weekends. 554 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,502 Carlton calls him "that sad bastard." 555 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,128 That's an act. 556 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,419 He's living the life, let me tell you. 557 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,381 He doesn't get to have this family and that. 558 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,474 Betty. 559 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,014 You have terrible luck with entertaining. 560 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,187 Just be careful. 561 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,778 Don has nothing to lose, and you have everything. 562 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:11,010 I don't know if you heard, but I tired Joey. 563 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,180 I did. Good for you. 564 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:17,642 Excuse me? 565 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,104 Now everybody in the office will know that you solved my problem 566 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,398 and that you must be really important, I guess. 567 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:26,935 What's wrong with you? 568 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,520 I defended you. 569 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,480 You defended yourself. 570 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,273 Fine. 571 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,656 That cartoon was disgusting. 572 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,703 I had already handled it 573 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:39,531 and if I had wanted to go further, 574 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,992 one dinner with Mr. Kreutzer from Sugarberry Ham 575 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:45,204 and Joey would've been off it and out of my hair. 576 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,288 So? It's the same result. 577 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,291 You want to be a big shot. 578 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,424 Well, no matter how powerful we get around here, 579 00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,676 they can still just draw a cartoon. 580 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:59,559 So, all you've done is prove to them that I'm a meaningless secretary 581 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,477 and you're another humorless bitch. 582 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,109 Have a nice weekend. Good night, Peggy. 583 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,870 When a man walks into a room, 584 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,414 he brings his Whole life with him. 585 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:34,211 He has a million reasons for being anywhere. 586 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,921 Just ask him. 587 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:43,596 If you listen, he'll tell you how he got there, 588 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:50,360 how he forgot where he was going 589 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,729 and then he woke up. 590 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:59,570 If you listen, he'll tell you about the time he thought he was an angel 591 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,073 or dreamt of being perfect. 592 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,537 And then he'll smile with wisdom, 593 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,874 content that he'd realized the world isn't perfect. 594 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:19,302 We're Hawed because we want so much more. 595 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,532 We 're ruined 596 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:39,735 because we get these things 597 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,786 and wish for what we had. 598 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,167 You smell nice. 599 00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:57,969 So do you. 600 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,046 Like chlorine. 601 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,266 I've been swimming. 602 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,638 Does it feel like summer? 603 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,978 It clears my head. 604 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:10,353 -For the creative process? -For something. 605 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:14,235 I've been a little out of sorts lately. 606 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,615 And it's an effort to get in the water, 607 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:22,411 but when you do you're weightless and you don't even sweat. 608 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,495 And in the end, 609 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,282 you're wrung out. 610 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,916 I've been looking forward to this. 611 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:35,297 It's very hard to get a reservation here. 612 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,792 You should've called me. 613 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:39,886 I know a guy. 614 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,008 Really? 615 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,890 Who's your guy? 616 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,264 My father. 617 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:50,598 A lot of people who supply restaurants 618 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,682 know a lot of the same people who know my father. 619 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,315 Like? 620 00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:00,065 Not my father, just his friends. 621 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:02,488 He owns a candy store, 622 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:07,493 and there are certain responsibilities that go along with that. 623 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,829 Interesting. 624 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:13,829 What's he like? 625 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,712 He's a handsome, two-bit gangster like you. 626 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,049 Two glasses of Chianti. 627 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,680 When I'm out of sorts, I look at the calendar. 628 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:35,521 There's usually something significant on the horizon. 629 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,361 I never noticed that. 630 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:45,827 It's my two-year-old's birthday, 631 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,780 but I'm not going. 632 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,245 Why not? 633 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,413 Because I'm not welcome there. 634 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,383 He thinks that man's his father. 635 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,384 Maybe that's okay. 636 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:09,555 All he knows of the world is what you show him. 637 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:26,735 That's nice. 638 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,417 I know I've sometimes behaved to the contrary, 639 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,373 but I do admire your work. 640 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,546 That's nice to hear. 641 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:46,213 So, tell me a trade secret. 642 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:50,930 How do you get them to do what you want them to do? 643 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,439 Aesop has a fable about the wind and the sun. 644 00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:00,352 The wind and sun had this competition 645 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:03,484 to see if they could get a traveler's coat off. 646 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,778 So, the wind blows fiercely on him, 647 00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:09,285 but the traveler just pulls his coat tighter- 648 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:13,831 But the sun shines down on him, warmer and warmer, 649 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,369 and the traveler just takes it off. 650 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:20,872 And the moral is? 651 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:27,554 Kindness, gentleness and persuasion win where force fails. 652 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:33,052 You know, Aesop did that in probably 10 lines. 653 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,432 He's very economical. 654 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,057 So, what you're saying is you want my coat. 655 00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:59,411 72nd and Broadway. 656 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,167 Thank you. 657 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,615 Where do you live? 658 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:35,071 Only around the corner. 659 00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:37,035 Really? 660 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,288 Yes. 661 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:43,917 But I'm just going to take you to your door. 662 00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,468 And why is that? 663 00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:54,511 Because that's as far as I can go right now 664 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,807 and I'm not ready to say good night. 665 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,394 That's not what I expected. 666 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:19,096 -Hello, Francine. -Hello, Don. 667 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:20,347 Daddy! 668 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,975 What's he doing here? 669 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,401 It's okay. 670 00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:41,247 Here you go. Say hi to Daddy. 671 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:42,869 Happy Birthday. 672 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,665 We have everything.