1 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:05,784 (theme music playing ) 2 00:00:25,545 --> 00:00:30,580 Ripped By mstoll 3 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:45,485 ( knocks ) 4 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,754 I'm sorry to bother you, 5 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,553 but we're the people who paid for your meal, 6 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,390 and as much as I am committed to you enjoying your food 7 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,191 while it's still piping hot, 8 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,425 I do have a few more questions, if you don't mind. 9 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,695 I'll give you the $3.10 back. 10 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,668 I have to beat my husband home. 11 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:02,397 Would your husband be happy if you were late, 12 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,338 but had another $10? 13 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,705 Well, I guess it would help. 14 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,938 Good evening, ma'am. What's your name, little girl? 15 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,710 It's Stacy. ls that your question? 16 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:17,048 Would you say that you eat here weekly, monthly? 17 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,883 Too much. 18 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:21,287 What's your favorite thing about Burger Chef? 19 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,018 The taste or the price? 20 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,594 It's near my house. 21 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,287 Convenience. 22 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,955 Usually. 23 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:30,626 Does your husband ever pick it up? 24 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:31,929 Oh, he wouldn't do that. 25 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,231 It's bad enough that I'm not making dinner. 26 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:35,566 Is that all? 27 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,081 Come back soon. 28 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,278 How much money do you have? 29 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:52,585 Two more families and Chinese for us. 30 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,328 It's not a listing. It's Sybil's apartment. 31 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,961 I'm not squatting. 32 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,628 I can afford a hotel. 33 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,796 It's seven nights. 34 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,934 I'm not paying for it, Bonita. 35 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,937 Let me at least pay for the theater tickets. 36 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,606 I get them for free. 37 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,981 Well, I'm going to buy you a pair of loafers on Fifth Avenue. 38 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,952 I want you shopping all day... 39 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:27,786 and screwing all night. 40 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:29,985 You'll spend the weekend with me, won't you? 41 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:34,496 I will need to spend some of Saturday afternoon in Cos Cob. 42 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,866 Well, I'll come. 43 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,697 Why would you want to do that? 44 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,305 I sure would like to meet Tammy. 45 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:42,963 I picked out her Barbie. 46 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,474 I don't want to confuse her, baby. 47 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:46,838 She's probably more confused 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,207 that her parents aren't actually divorced. 49 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,043 So that's something that bothers you. 50 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,820 Of course it bothers me. 51 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,383 I don't know where this is going, 52 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,787 but I don't want it to fail on account of delay. 53 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,857 I haven't seen her in a while. 54 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,158 Next time... I promise. 55 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,335 I thought you were never going to get married again. 56 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,880 Meet me in the restroom in 60 seconds. 57 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:30,252 I've always wanted to do that. 58 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,708 ( TV playing ) 59 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,882 - Aren't you going to eat? - I'll have a roll at the office. 60 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,611 Well, you're disappearing. 61 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,221 Every time you say something like that, I go off my diet. 62 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,619 Go outdoors today, please. 63 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,639 I hope I'm not interrupting. It's Bonnie. 64 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:23,972 I remember you. 65 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,974 You can't just walk in here. 66 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,272 Bonnie, this is Meredith. 67 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,279 Do you want me to come and get you in five minutes? 68 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,418 Meredith, that'll be all. 69 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,755 Pete's having quite a homecoming, so I thought I'd duck in. 70 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,414 You're the only one I know here. 71 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,150 How long are you in town? 72 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,556 I hate to say it, but I knew where to find you. 73 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,959 - Don, how are you? - Good to see you. 74 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,396 I like what you've done with the place. 75 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,001 I heard you have quite the home. 76 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,660 Pete says it's 2,000 square feet. 77 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,601 Not quite. 78 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:58,174 Peggy's going to be leading us through the work, as it were. 79 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,776 I assume you're attending. 80 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,470 - Burger Chef? - You're on the team. 81 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,138 I'd like you to be there. 82 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,617 - I guess this is my cue. - Baloney. 83 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,448 Walk me to the conference room. 84 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,283 He wants to make sure everyone's seen you. 85 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,425 ( Chuckles ) 86 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,656 - Ta-ta. - Very well. 87 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,623 Harry: ls this the billboard? 88 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,466 It's kind of lackluster. 89 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,969 That's the tray liner. 90 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:31,132 - That's everything, chief. - Thank you, Stan. 91 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,674 - Hello, Stan. - Good to see you, Pete. 92 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:37,838 How's life treating you? 93 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,711 I'm in New York and I'm in love. 94 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,648 Me as well. 95 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,549 Hello, Pete. 96 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:47,487 Well, I think we should get this started. 97 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,217 Did you need something, Don? 98 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:50,986 I've asked Don to join us. 99 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,895 I didn't know you wanted the team. Should we get Mathis as well? 100 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,058 No, Don's plenty. 101 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,034 Well, he has been instrumental. 102 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:08,140 I think we're circling a strategy-- 103 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:12,579 all the research points to the fact that mothers feel guilty. 104 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:14,309 They don't eat at the restaurant 105 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,579 because of what Mathis calls a "cleanliness fetish." 106 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:17,881 ( chuckles ) 107 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,024 And even when they get home, they're embarrassed. 108 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:24,356 Our job is to turn Burger Chef into a special treat served with love. 109 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,258 So the more these women go to Burger Chef, 110 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,228 - the worse they feel. - Yes. 111 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,664 We need to address how to give homemakers permission. 112 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,269 Well, who gives moms permission? 113 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:33,699 Dads. 114 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:36,739 It's a dark night. 115 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,435 Reveal our morn, driving, girl in a tutu next to her, 116 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,375 boy wearing a football helmet in the back. 117 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,778 Push into a close-up as we hear Mom's voice-- 118 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,850 the things on her mind. 119 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,852 "Let's see, check that list for the marching band fundraiser. 120 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,116 Get the sink trap checked. 121 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,123 Get Jim to take down the storm windows. 122 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,556 ( gasps ) Jim! 123 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,389 Jim will be home in a half an hour." 124 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:01,930 Just then the little girl says, "I'm hungry." 125 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,728 The boy says, "I'm starving." 126 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:07,565 Mom says, "One more stop." 127 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,230 We see the reflection of the Burger Chef sign 128 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:13,105 on the station wagon windshield as she pulls in. 129 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,303 Mom gets out of the car. 130 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,540 A handsome man comes out holding a bag. 131 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:22,278 Mom walks up to him and gives him a deep kiss. 132 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,651 The kids in the car looking surprised. 133 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,452 He laughs and says, "Can I take you to dinner?" 134 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,653 She says, "Next time, let me get dinner. 135 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,388 You take down the storm windows." 136 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,328 ( chuckling ) 137 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,899 Cut to them at the kitchen table, 138 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:40,004 camera moving from face to smiling face. 139 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,733 They're laughing, Mom looks around, smiling. 140 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,104 VO: "Aren't you glad 141 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,906 everybody loves Burger Chef as much as you do?" 142 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:53,112 Very nice. I think it's coming along. 143 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,412 It's nice to see family happiness again. 144 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:57,577 Thank you. 145 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,455 What do you think? 146 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,495 The dad surprising the family absolves the mom. 147 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,296 It's right on strategy. It's exactly what they wanted. 148 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,672 Don worked the tag over by the syllable. 149 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,276 - It's deceptively simple. - Thank you. 150 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,706 Why don't you take us through the legs? 151 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,710 Let's start with radio. 152 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:28,476 Looky here. A sight for sore eyes. 153 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:32,355 Ah... 154 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,822 Hello, Jim. 155 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,551 How's your Burger Chef work going? 156 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,195 Better than yours, I guess. 157 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,025 Thank you, by the way, for failing and giving us a shot at it. 158 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,997 It's not McDonald's. It's run by morons. 159 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,830 A lot of companies succeed that way. 160 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,994 But look who I'm talking to. 161 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,799 You don't mean that. 162 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,965 You're going after fast food. 163 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,839 You've got your little car-- 164 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,037 it's not Buick, but it's cute. 165 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,876 I know you folks want to be just like McCann when you grow up. 166 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,417 When we grow up, we're going to kill you and marry your wife. 167 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:02,678 ( Chuckles ) 168 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,584 Listen, I hear you're talking to Philip Morris. 169 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,247 Is Leo Burnett in here, too? 170 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,655 Well, I'm just curious how you think you're going to pull that off 171 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,921 with Don Draper haunting your halls. 172 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,996 (Sighs) 173 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,998 You're so lucky my problems aren't your problems. 174 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,194 What if I wanted them to be? 175 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,861 Are you looking for a job? 176 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,404 No. No. 177 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:26,908 I'm just looking to enrich the lives of people I respect. 178 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,208 The New York Athletic Club frowns on people 179 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,441 making advances in their steam room. 180 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:38,686 I was kidding around, but I think you're making eyes at me. 181 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,023 I'm gonna go get a massage, relieve some of this tension. 182 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,857 Fellas, we got a live one here. 183 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,892 Come in, join us. 184 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,935 I'm drinking rum. 185 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,040 - Do you want some? - No, thank you. 186 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,733 That bar, it's hysterical. 187 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,900 My wife's a card. 188 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,547 I'm very pleased with the direction I saw this morning. 189 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,081 - We all are. - Thank you. 190 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,049 And-- not but-- 191 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,621 I think with my understanding of George Payton 192 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:15,248 that our success would be further assured 193 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,452 if Don delivered the presentation. 194 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,154 - Oh. - Here's the but. 195 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,061 It is completely your decision. 196 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,937 Why are you doing this now? 197 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:28,436 That's what I said. She's doing fine. 198 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:32,338 Lou, first of all, you've never seen Don at his best. 199 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,342 It'll be a tearjerker. 200 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,778 Number two is Peggy, in my mind, will still speak, 201 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,439 but as the mother. 202 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:42,246 A change of tone. You were wonderful in there. 203 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,116 I don't like being in this position. 204 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,690 I know I can bring this home. 205 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,953 Peggy, you didn't walk into this office and see Don here. 206 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,255 This is your client, 207 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,262 and you're going to write as much of it as you want to. 208 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,765 Don will give authority, you will give emotion. 209 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,632 I have authority. And Don has emotion. 210 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:03,137 I prefer you as an expert witness. 211 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,297 You will introduce him. 212 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,307 Voice on intercom: But it's your decision. 213 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,173 - What? - It's Ted. 214 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,143 Ted's on the phone. 215 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,146 Oh. 216 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,306 Hello. 217 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,885 I've seen the work so far. I'm impressed. 218 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,521 And what would you do? 219 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,817 I would use everything at my disposal to win it. 220 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,827 If you think George Payton will prefer it, 221 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,365 I'm not going to ignore that. 222 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:34,630 You know that she's every bit as good as any woman in this business! 223 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,834 I do. 224 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,203 He'll be great. 225 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,806 Keep up the good work. 226 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,357 It's big and powerful and costs a fortune, 227 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,586 but it can't make coffee. 228 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,252 They've got a computer twice that size 229 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,059 working on the engine for the XP. 230 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,702 - Clara. - Nice to see you, Mr. Benson. 231 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,030 Gentlemen, there's coffee and cake in Mr. Crane's office. 232 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,900 May I take your hats? 233 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,099 Hey, fellas. 234 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,005 Jack, Bill, nice to see you. 235 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,544 - Hello, Kenny. - How's the kid? ls he flying yet? 236 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,773 Are you kidding? He's crawling all over the place. 237 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,541 You've really got to keep an eye on him. 238 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,851 Joan! Come say hello. 239 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,846 Welcome back, Bob. Gentlemen. 240 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,050 How the hell did we end up with him instead of you? 241 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:32,128 - No one asked. - This is Bill Hartley. 242 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,060 Bill's been bumped to vice president of brand. 243 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,460 Congratulations. 244 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,295 You certainly picked the right place to celebrate. 245 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,131 You mean New York City or this very spot? 246 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,897 ( laughs ) 247 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,564 So far all we have lined up is six hours of network pilots. 248 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,234 Clara, could you take them to Harry's office? 249 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,641 - Enjoy. . Very funny. 250 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,577 Pleasure, ma'am. 251 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,412 I'd love to see you Sunday. 252 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,578 Unless you've made plans with some married guy. 253 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,247 lam all yours. 254 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,155 But if you want to see Kevin, you're going to have to see my mother. 255 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,455 I want to see everyone. 256 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,471 - You need something? - Yes, actually, I do. 257 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,100 I've given it careful thought, 258 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,767 and I think you should give the presentation to Burger Chef. 259 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,640 Hold on. 260 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,013 You did a great job this morning. 261 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,775 That's good to hear, 262 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:29,783 but I want to have the best chance of winning this, 263 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,615 and I'm not going to pretend you're not it. 264 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,987 - Whose idea was this? - Mine. 265 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,628 I'll introduce you, and when you're rounding third, 266 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,025 you hand it off to "the voice of moms." 267 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,360 And then you turn and hit the tag like you just thought of it. 268 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,504 - Do I do that? - Yes, you do. 269 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,138 - Whatever you want. - That's what I want. 270 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,640 Thank you. 271 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,641 You know, I was just noodling around with the idea 272 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,045 of seeing the whole thing from the kids' perspective. 273 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,278 - "Mom, can we go to Burger Chef?" - Excuse me? 274 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,854 I don't know. Just a thought. 275 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,120 I appreciate it, but we already have a strategy. 276 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,685 ( Door closes ) 277 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,166 Megan? 278 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,998 Hello! 279 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,668 Oh, I'm sorry. 280 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,175 Why didn't you say something? 281 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,745 No, Marsha, this is Megan, Don's wife. 282 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,848 I didn't know he was married. 283 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,382 So nice to meet you. 284 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,851 Marsha, can you get Megan some coffee? 285 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,853 I'm fine. 286 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,549 This is very impressive, but where do you work now? 287 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,717 My office is right here. 288 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,092 - Are you a surprise? - No, he's expecting me. 289 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,861 Well, you're a surprise for me. 290 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,833 How is everything in LA? 291 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,202 It's exciting and new and different. 292 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,070 And a lot quieter. 293 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,837 What a great office. 294 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:06,244 Sooner or later you're going to get Don's, aren't you? 295 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,079 I don't know how much better it is. 296 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,084 He's right next door. 297 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,052 Oh. 298 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,213 Hey! 299 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,121 I didn't expect to see you. 300 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,229 - Megan's in for a visit. - Thanks for the subtitles. 301 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,229 - Did you hear about Ginsberg? - Yes. Have you seen him? 302 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,561 I did. She won't go. 303 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,226 Don: All right, Meredith, I'm gonna go. 304 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,531 Don. 305 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,968 What are you doing here? 306 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,938 I couldn't wait to see you. 307 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,736 I thought we could eat downtown. 308 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,402 That's a great idea. 309 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,710 Well, it was so great to see you both. 310 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,648 Is it okay? I have a visitor. 311 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,618 Enjoy yourself. 312 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,415 Good night. 313 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,262 I miss her. 314 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,923 You didn't even ask me how the dry run went. 315 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,569 Was there a problem? 316 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,398 No, they loved it. 317 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,102 Are you mad at me? 318 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,834 No. Good night, Stan. 319 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,569 Good night. 320 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,084 Ah, good, you're still here. 321 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,690 That's your opinion. 322 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,259 I played a round this morning with Les Clark- 323 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,793 my friend from Philip Morris? 324 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,124 The brand commander of Commander brand. 325 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,357 Your name came up and I sure would appreciate 326 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,627 you helping us pave that road. 327 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,828 Your secret plan to win the war? 328 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,496 Stop thinking about Don 329 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,699 and start thinking about the company. 330 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,974 ( Ringing ) 331 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,959 Who's here for William Hartley? 332 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,497 - Bill? - Don't say anything. 333 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,658 But you should say thank you to your boyfriend 334 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,702 - for posting bail. - Has he seen a doctor? 335 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,670 - What did I just say? - Take him to a headshrinker. 336 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,333 He tried to fellate an undercover officer. 337 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,847 May I go? 338 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,248 Good night, ladies. 339 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:29,417 (distant siren wailing ) 340 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,157 I called you because I knew you could keep this to yourself. 341 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,096 You should go to the hospital. 342 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,736 You know they're just going to call the cops. 343 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,032 ( Sighs ) I wish l was back in Detroit. 344 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,438 I've got that place wired. 345 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,378 Have you ever been arrested? 346 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,039 No. Never. 347 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,208 I guess you've been lucky. 348 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,615 Well, I appreciate this. 349 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,193 I'm going to miss having you around. 350 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,921 lam not of your stripe. 351 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,590 And you should think twice before you threaten me like that. 352 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,865 Please. I'm not threatening you. 353 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,772 We're moving the XP over to Campbell-Ewald, 354 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,103 and you're moving on. 355 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,975 - We're losing Chevy? - Don't worry. 356 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,879 GM loves the work, and they really love you. 357 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,451 Obviously not. 358 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,782 Your agency had a successful tryout, 359 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,084 but the plan was always to take the XP in-house. 360 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:40,928 But Buick is going to come to you with a great job offer. 361 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,594 What? 362 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,167 Well, that's very good news. 363 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,777 - When does all this happen? - lmminently. 364 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,513 What about you? 365 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,652 I'm gonna call in sick. 366 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,754 My wife understands, thank God. 367 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,948 That's a good idea. 368 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,329 How did you live in this city? 369 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,132 There's so much temptation. 370 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,370 It was hard. 371 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,700 (Sighs) 372 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,806 ( birds chirping ) 373 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,682 Hello? 374 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,346 Trudy? 375 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,924 Come along, let's go say hi. 376 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,388 Hello, sweetie. 377 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,359 It's Daddy, sweetheart. 378 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,437 I got you a Barbie all the way from California. 379 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,535 Go ahead. 380 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,344 I don't believe we've met. 381 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,574 - Where's Trudy? - She's at the hairdresser. 382 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,013 I'm Verna. 383 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,746 Well, Verna's going to come with us to the car. 384 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,259 Tell me it was all a dream. 385 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,662 You're in a good mood. 386 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,236 Tell me you didn't miss this. 387 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,965 I missed you. 388 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,280 Well, we are going to eat this delicious breakfast... 389 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,842 and I'm going to take you shopping. 390 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,614 Okay. 391 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,305 (phone ringing) 392 00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:20,882 Hey, baby, I'm almost ready. 393 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,646 "Hi, baby" yourself. I've been here since 10:00. 394 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,653 - Oh, it's you. - Are you coming in? 395 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,122 Find something else to do today. That's an order. 396 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,719 I don't like the idea. 397 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,158 Of doing something else? 398 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,663 No, the idea for Burger Chef. 399 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,233 You haven't been "noodling" with anything else, have you? 400 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:41,337 It came easy. You don't trust it. 401 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:44,736 - It didn't come easy at all. - So find a new one. 402 00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,506 So you don't like it either. 403 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:51,341 The work is great! I'm positive, exclamation point! 404 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:53,476 How do I know you're not just saying that 405 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:54,640 so you don't have to come in? 406 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,650 (Sighs) 407 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,720 Do you need me to come in? 408 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,022 No. 409 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,183 Your baby's calling. 410 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,027 But we both know there's a better idea. 411 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:10,030 There's always a better idea. 412 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,057 Bye. 413 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,931 ( TV playing ) 414 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,210 Look at you! 415 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:25,940 You say good-bye to your daddy, and then you're going to take a bath. 416 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,278 - Where's Trudy? - She's out, Mr. Campbell. 417 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,545 Her car's in the drive. 418 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:33,849 Well, she came back, but then she went out. 419 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,455 Why don't you give Tammy a bath and let me tuck her in? 420 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,858 Of course, Mr. Campbell. 421 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,459 (phone ringing) 422 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,696 (TV turns off) 423 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,772 - Hello? - Hello, dear. 424 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,206 I'm afraid I've been waylaid in Cos Cob. 425 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:56,107 You go without me. I'll pick you up for a drink after. 426 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,613 You really want me to see "Oh! Calcutta!" by myself? 427 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,582 Trudy must've forgotten. 428 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,256 There's no one to look after Tammy. 429 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,414 Oh. 430 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,491 That's rather inconsiderate, isn't it? 431 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,588 I'm sure it's just a mistake. 432 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,298 Well, I'm going to wait until the very last minute. 433 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,935 That's sweet. I'll make it up to you. 434 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:23,300 You most certainly will. 435 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,998 (line clicks) 436 00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:34,440 (phone ringing) 437 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,848 - Should I get it? - It's not for me. 438 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,457 - Hello? - Oh, I'm glad I caught you. 439 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,789 - Are you on your way out? - Just sitting down to dinner. 440 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,523 Well, it's just-- 441 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:52,965 I just wanted to let you know that I tried your "kids' point of view" idea, 442 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,297 and it's not good. 443 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:55,962 ( Chuckles ) 444 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,801 Well, it was great hearing from you. 445 00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:00,534 It's just I know, now that you're presenting, 446 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,303 you're prone to more serious thought, 447 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:04,345 and I just wanted you to know that one's a loser. 448 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,313 I'm always working, Peggy. So are you. 449 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:10,712 Why are you undermining me? 450 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,322 From now on I won't express myself. 451 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:16,050 Well, now it's tainted. 452 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:18,855 It's poisoned, because you expressed yourself. 453 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,624 If you don't want to do it, don't do it. 454 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,705 Did you lose your appetite? 455 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,868 Absolutely not. 456 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,084 Oh, hello. 457 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,386 Did you just get back? 458 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,392 No, but you did. 459 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,360 Is Tammy still up? 460 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,524 No. We said our good nights. 461 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:01,070 Verna's back there hiding somewhere. 462 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:06,376 Well, did you have a nice time? 463 00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:10,503 I was in fine spirits till I thought about you 464 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:13,912 pulled over on the side of the road necking with Charlie Fiddich. 465 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,885 - Charlie Fiddich? - Well, who was it, then? 466 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,420 Or are you going to keep it a secret from me 467 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,580 like your father's heart attack? 468 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,124 You've seen your daughter for the year. 469 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:24,693 Don't you have a plane to catch? 470 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:27,353 I don't like you carrying on like this. It's immoral. 471 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:30,625 - You have a child. - What?! 472 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,397 You picked tonight for your date? 473 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,397 You still care about me. 474 00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:40,066 I know your debutante maneuvers. 475 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,735 We're getting a divorce. 476 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:45,313 We're still married. 477 00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:48,452 You're not part of this family anymore. 478 00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:58,755 Good night. 479 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,760 - ( Door closes) - ( sighs ) 480 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:08,394 (doorbell rings) 481 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,440 -( Kevin coos) - Well, hello there. 482 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,572 Well, hello yourself. 483 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,237 Somebody missed you. 484 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,181 You're early, but welcome. 485 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,149 These are for you. 486 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,621 And that is for you. 487 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:31,317 - Wow. - It's an Erector Set. 488 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:32,962 America needs engineers. 489 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,791 What do you say to Uncle Bob? 490 00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:36,455 Thank you. 491 00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:39,800 I know everybody got something, but I was shopping in Midtown 492 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,528 all day yesterday and I struck out. 493 00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:44,367 The Jews close everything on Saturday. 494 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:45,975 I'm starving. 495 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,304 I see a day that starts with pancakes 496 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:49,946 and ends with an ice cream sundae. 497 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:51,445 Should I bring the stroller? 498 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,674 I'll carry him if l have to. 499 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,443 Let me get my bag. 500 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,986 ( Rummaging ) 501 00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,330 What are you looking for? 502 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:15,665 Oh, good morning. 503 00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:18,034 The fondue pot. It's not in the kitchen. 504 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,473 Coffee's fine. 505 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:23,909 No, I thought it would get some use out there. 506 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:26,709 I thought you just needed summer clothes. 507 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,877 I miss my things. 508 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,223 You were dead to the world. 509 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,023 I sleep better when you're here. 510 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:45,066 Oh, I miss you, too. 511 00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:48,171 I'm sorry the visit's so short. 512 00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:54,409 Can I just check this in on the plane? 513 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,341 How much is there? I can take some. 514 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,003 When? 515 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:01,014 The next time I come. End of July. 516 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,550 You know what? 517 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:10,924 I want to see you somewhere where there's nothing else going on. 518 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,791 Not LA. Not here. 519 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:16,023 Just us. 520 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:18,724 That'd be nice. 521 00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:36,045 ( TV playing ) 522 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,886 Air-conditioning. 523 00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:45,790 Delicious. 524 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,955 - Did you have fun? - You ate already? 525 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,158 I'm sorry, I was hungry. 526 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:53,098 I can eat again. 527 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:55,260 Look at these feet. 528 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,668 I wore my sandals and I look like a hobo. 529 00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,672 My toenails are black. 530 00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:01,606 You can't wear those in the city. 531 00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:03,440 You might as well be barefoot. 532 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,775 Will you try on your wares? Slowly? 533 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:07,974 At least you're in a better mood. 534 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,510 Come over here. 535 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,957 Did you get your work done? 536 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:20,156 Some of it. 537 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,527 Well, this is my vacation, 538 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:27,136 and I knew you were going to the office, 539 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:29,829 but the first Saturday we spent here, you needed to see your daughter. 540 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,134 Then you didn't come home, 541 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:34,971 which I understand was Trudy's fault. 542 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:38,137 Then you were grumpy. Okay. 543 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,146 Then I amused myself all morning, 544 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:42,444 and when I come back, you ordered room service? 545 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:44,814 I'm inundated, sweetheart. 546 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:46,546 I don't like you in New York. 547 00:30:46,712 --> 00:30:49,716 Well, then you don't like me. 548 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,986 You're not going to fuck your way out of this. 549 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:53,356 What? 550 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,794 I'm going to wash my feet. 551 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:05,999 How's it going? 552 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:07,837 ( Huffs) 553 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,320 Did you park your white horse outside? 554 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:21,822 Spare me the suspense and tell me what your "save the day" plan is. 555 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,687 I don't have anything yet. 556 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,260 The idea I had wasn't great. 557 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,021 It wasn't great. It was terrible. 558 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:28,562 I want to hear the real one. 559 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,360 Or are you just going to pull it out during the presentation? 560 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,434 This idea is good. 561 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,037 I think we can get the client to buy it. 562 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:38,174 No, you don't, or you wouldn't have questioned it. 563 00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:41,500 I'm going to do whatever you say. 564 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,374 So you're going to pitch the hell out of my shitty idea, 565 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,345 and I'm going to fail. 566 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:49,179 Peggy, I'm here to help you do whatever you want to do. 567 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:52,117 Well, how am I supposed to know? 568 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,457 That's a tough one. 569 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:59,721 - You love this. - Not really. 570 00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,255 I want you to feel good about what you're doing, 571 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,957 but you'll never know. 572 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,601 That's just the job. 573 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,236 What's the job? 574 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:10,271 Living in the "not knowing." 575 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:13,634 You know, l wouldn’t have argued if it was me. 576 00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:16,245 I would have just given you a hundred ideas 577 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,403 and never questioned why. 578 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:20,883 You really want to help me? 579 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:23,144 Show me how you think. 580 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:25,083 Do it out loud. 581 00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:27,120 You can't tell people what they want. 582 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,156 It has to be what you want. 583 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,730 I want to go to the movies. 584 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,898 I just came back from "I Am Curious (Yellow)." 585 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,337 I'm still scandalized. 586 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:46,135 Of course Megan would want to see a dirty movie. 587 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:49,245 - You want to work? - It doesn't matter if I want to. 588 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:52,507 I have to, because all of this is crap. 589 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:55,676 Pros and cons. 590 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,082 Pros-- it's almost done and it's good. 591 00:32:58,243 --> 00:33:01,190 The account man's overjoyed and the client's on board. 592 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,188 Those are the cons, and you know it. 593 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,153 Well... 594 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:14,264 whenever I'm really unsure about an idea, 595 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:16,633 first I... 596 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:19,435 I abuse the people whose help I need. 597 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:25,012 And then I take a nap. 598 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:27,816 Done. 599 00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:31,818 Then I start at the beginning again... 600 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,525 see if I end up in the same place. 601 00:33:38,316 --> 00:33:41,820 Mom's job is to make dinner. 602 00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:44,490 Burger Chef's job is to stop her. 603 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,871 What is it about that thing? Little boys love it. 604 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,567 "The End of a Party" plays in background 605 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,208 You're a very lucky person. 606 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,182 Have I been complaining too much? 607 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,184 No. 608 00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:07,983 - Did Gail go to bed? - She did. 609 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:16,761 ( Sighs ) I know I shouldn't be saying this, 610 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:19,562 because my heart is pounding. 611 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,931 What? 612 00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:24,869 I know I said I didn't get you anything... 613 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:29,569 but I did. 614 00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:35,516 Bob, put that away. 615 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:38,553 I know I should have done this a long time ago. 616 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,849 Did I miss my chance? 617 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,383 No. 618 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,060 I don't know. 619 00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:50,221 So you don't feel anything for me? 620 00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:52,095 My face doesn't please you? 621 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,737 I don't believe it. 622 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,750 You don't want this. 623 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,908 You're not listening to me. 624 00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,650 Bob... 625 00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:16,323 you shouldn't be with a woman. 626 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:23,562 I have been, you know. 627 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,958 Why are you doing this now? 628 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,171 Well, honestly... 629 00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:34,073 I'm moving onto Buick. 630 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,974 And GM expects a certain kind of executive. 631 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,242 - You're leaving the agency? - Yes. 632 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,511 But that's why it would work so well. 633 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:47,122 You could stay here, do whatever you want. 634 00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:48,951 Kevin would have a father. 635 00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:50,752 Or you could come with me. 636 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:52,588 You'd love Detroit. 637 00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:54,287 We could have a mansion. 638 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:57,262 - When did all this happen? - I just heard it. 639 00:35:57,422 --> 00:35:59,959 And you can't relay it, 640 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,469 because they're moving the XP to Campbell-Ewald. 641 00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:07,876 - We lost Chevy? - Yes, but the audition was a success. 642 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:11,207 There's something else coming down the road. 643 00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:13,474 The times like this, Joan-- 644 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:17,279 this is when you need someone. 645 00:36:17,442 --> 00:36:20,548 We could comfort each other through an uncertain world. 646 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,384 I can't think about this right now. 647 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:29,061 I'm thinking about you, Joan. 648 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:31,166 Is this what you want? 649 00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,825 To be near 40 in a two-bedroom apartment 650 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:36,199 with a mother and a little boy? 651 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,641 I know I am flawed, 652 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:44,042 but I am offering you more than anyone else ever will. 653 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:49,078 No, you're not, Bob. 654 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,481 Because I want love. 655 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:56,848 And I'd rather die hoping that happens 656 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:59,393 than make some arrangement. 657 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,830 And you should, too. 658 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,668 I'm just being realistic. 659 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,267 Good night. 660 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,390 "Forever and Ever" plays in background 661 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:43,061 Okay, so in this new version, Dad's driving the car. 662 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:47,574 Mom's next to him, admiring? 663 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,876 How about a convertible? 664 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,606 Little boy and little girl in the back, 665 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:57,151 Dad's got a pipe in his mouth. ( chuckles) 666 00:37:57,308 --> 00:38:00,084 Jesus, it's going to look like 1955. 667 00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:02,282 1955 was a good year. 668 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,484 I don't remember. 669 00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:06,788 1965 was a good year. 670 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,288 I got married. 671 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:15,101 Moms love Burger Chef because it's an answer to a crisis. 672 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:18,566 What if Mom's coming home from work? 673 00:38:19,564 --> 00:38:20,941 What's her profession? 674 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:23,610 You are surrounded 675 00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:25,941 by all kinds of mothers who work, Don. 676 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:31,612 It's too sad for an ad. 677 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:33,619 (Sighs) 678 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:35,280 Fine. 679 00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:37,448 She burned the roast, 680 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:39,856 she dented the fender... 681 00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,361 Keep going- 682 00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,767 She backed over the dog, 683 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:49,371 little Katie's pregnant, Jimmy got drafted, 684 00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,700 but there is still a burger and fries on that table? 685 00:38:53,131 --> 00:38:56,044 Does this family exist anymore? 686 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:58,807 Are there people who eat dinner 687 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:02,349 and smile at each other instead of watching TV? 688 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,049 Did you ever do that with your family? 689 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,619 I don't remember. 690 00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:18,396 What the hell do I know about being a mom? 691 00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:20,502 I just turned 30, Don. 692 00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:24,204 Shit. When? 693 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,198 A couple of weeks ago. 694 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,345 It doesn't matter. 695 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:32,674 I kept it as secret as I could. 696 00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:36,011 Now I'm one of those women lying about her age. 697 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,915 I hate them. 698 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:43,852 I worry about a lot of things, 699 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,052 but I don't worry about you. 700 00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:52,523 What do you have to worry about? 701 00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:00,539 That I never did anything, 702 00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:03,372 and that I don't have anyone. 703 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:12,421 I was in Ohio, 704 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:15,581 Michigan, Pennsylvania. 705 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:20,522 I looked in the window of so many station wagons. 706 00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:26,892 What did I do wrong? 707 00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:40,114 You're doing great. 708 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:51,890 What if there was a place 709 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,428 where you could go... 710 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,656 where there was no TV... 711 00:40:57,922 --> 00:41:00,163 and you could break bread... 712 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:05,840 and whoever you were sitting with was family? 713 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:11,603 "My way" playing in background 714 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,444 That's it. 715 00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:21,249 That's more what it is. ( sniffles ) 716 00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:26,521 ♪ My friends, I'll say it clear... ♪ 717 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,028 - Do you hear this? - ♪ I'll state my case... ♪ 718 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:31,292 I know, they're playing it all the time. 719 00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:33,595 Do you think that's a coincidence? 720 00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:37,103 ♪ I've lived ♪ 721 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:40,174 IA life that's full ♪ 722 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,801 ♪ I've traveled each and every highway... ♪ 723 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:45,106 Come on. 724 00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:49,140 ♪ And more I' 725 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,981 ♪ Much more than this ♪ 726 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:58,150 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 727 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:01,953 ♪ Regrets ♪ 728 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,226 ♪ I've had a few ♪ 729 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:08,234 ♪ But then again ♪ 730 00:42:08,393 --> 00:42:11,897 ♪ Too few to mention ♪ 731 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:14,168 ♪ I did ♪ 732 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:17,711 ♪ What I had to do ♪ 733 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,850 ♪ And saw it through ♪ 734 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:24,350 ♪ Without exemption ♪ 735 00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:27,149 ♪ I planned ♪ 736 00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:30,019 ♪ Each charted course ♪ 737 00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:33,685 ♪ Each careful step ♪ 738 00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:36,422 ♪ Along the byway ♪ 739 00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:39,868 ♪ And more I' 740 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:42,402 ♪ Much more than this ♪ 741 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:48,704 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 742 00:42:48,866 --> 00:42:53,906 ♪ Yes, there were times I'm sure... ♪ 743 00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:13,259 It's official. The XP is no longer ours. 744 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,926 But they've thought of a name. 745 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:18,074 They're going to call it "Roger Sterling's failure." 746 00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:20,732 - I thought you signed them. - Where did you hear this? 747 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,074 You knew? 748 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:25,971 Cutler: I think we should get ahead of this. 749 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:28,048 I'm proposing a "New York Times" article 750 00:43:28,206 --> 00:43:30,743 and the "Journal," too, announcing that we're open for business 751 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,912 with our IBM 360 and our proprietary software. 752 00:43:34,078 --> 00:43:36,581 And there's a big picture of Harry Crane, 753 00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:38,556 our newest partner. 754 00:43:38,716 --> 00:43:39,820 What? 755 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:42,157 The rest of it's fine, but Harry Crane's a partner? 756 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,095 If that's what it takes. 757 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:46,098 I'm not going limping into Burger Chef. 758 00:43:46,257 --> 00:43:47,827 Why does he have to be a partner? 759 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:50,336 Say what you will, but he's very loyal. 760 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:53,604 All in favor? 761 00:43:58,402 --> 00:44:00,348 Opposed? 762 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:06,122 The motion carries. With two abstentions. 763 00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:09,019 All right, everybody back to work. 764 00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:14,519 I've got it. 765 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,260 - What the hell do you want? - Not Harry Crane as partner. 766 00:44:19,423 --> 00:44:21,130 Well, you knew about Chevy, and you didn't tell me. 767 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:23,465 - I could have done something. - There was nothing to do. 768 00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:25,039 Spill the beans or get out. 769 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:28,307 Bob Benson told me. 770 00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:31,140 - He's going to Buick. - Bob Benson? 771 00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:34,772 - Please don't get him in trouble. - You're kidding? 772 00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:37,852 - I knew McCann was up to something. - What are you talking about? 773 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,545 They're afraid we're going to steal Buick. 774 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:40,848 What? 775 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:44,516 Just forget it. Thank you. 776 00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:54,800 Now we have nothing. We're only weeks away. 777 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:56,802 Just hear her out. 778 00:44:56,961 --> 00:44:59,134 She'll have you done in time for dinner. 779 00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:03,177 My plans got cancelled. 780 00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:12,343 Look around. 781 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:15,516 I want to shoot the ad in here. 782 00:45:17,014 --> 00:45:19,688 - It's not a home. - It's better. 783 00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:22,057 It's a clean, well-lighted place. 784 00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:24,495 Okay, Hemingway. 785 00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:26,430 As long as it's still about moms. 786 00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,730 It's about family. 787 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:31,373 Every table here is the family table. 788 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:33,566 I hate even the word "family." 789 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,369 It's vague. 790 00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:37,740 "Mom" is more specific. Tell her, Don. 791 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:40,849 She's doing it the way she wants to do it. 792 00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:44,747 You want it right or not? Ripped By mstoll 793 00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:34,297 ( Instrumental music playing )