1 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:45,337 I know you said to call at night, but, uh, I haven't been alone. 2 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,591 I understand. I have a moment. 3 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,134 So how is she? 4 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:53,929 Well, it's only been a short period in therapeutic time. 5 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,138 But she's making progress? 6 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:58,850 She's not particularly forthcoming yet. 7 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,602 What has she been talking about? 8 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:03,897 Mostly, she seems consumed with petty jealousies 9 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,566 and overwhelmed with everyday activities. 10 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,027 Basically, we're dealing with the emotions of a child here. 11 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,948 She wasn't always like this. 12 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:16,534 Well, we're finding that this kind of anxiety is not uncommon in housewives. 13 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:21,039 And let's not forget, the death of a parent is extremely destabilizing. 14 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,540 So that's it. 15 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,793 Well, that's the beginning, certainly. 16 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,795 As she becomes more forthcoming, we may be able 17 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,631 to shed some light on the deeper issues as she talks more. 18 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:32,550 - There are deeper issues? - Usually. 19 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,971 These are not groundbreaking revelations, Mr. Draper. 20 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,973 I'm concerned, obviously. 21 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,976 Of course. We both are. 22 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,812 Time and talk. That's what I recommend right now. 23 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,814 And again, evenings are better for me. 24 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,983 Well, I appreciate your time. 25 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,407 Mona, I am drinking my milk right now. 26 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:02,789 Go to Mim's. Bring the heiress. 27 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,583 The Montclair air might wipe the scowl off her face. 28 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,253 Knock, knock. 29 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,839 Call me from there. 30 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,385 I'll try to make it out by Sunday afternoon. 31 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,387 I just got off the phone with UFC, 32 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:21,099 and they're having the Nixon boys stop by at the end of the week. 33 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,018 - With Nixon? - No, thank God. 34 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:27,647 Otherwise, I'd have to move the piano out of my office. 35 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:33,028 Hopefully, he'll decide he needs us. 36 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,739 Well, the ones with the best product make the worst clients. 37 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,074 Stop smoking so much. 38 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,827 It's a sign of weakness. 39 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:42,579 You know how Hitler got Neville Chamberlain 40 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,914 to give him everything at Munich? 41 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:49,419 He held the conference at an old palace that forbid smoking. 42 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,339 And after an hour and a half of not smoking, 43 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:57,260 Neville Chamberlain would have given Hitler his mother as a dance partner. 44 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:01,306 All I can get from this story is that Hitler didn't smoke. 45 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,808 And I do. 46 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,853 Good night, peanut. 47 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,452 Last one to Chumley's gets to wheel Kenneth Cosgrove, 48 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,789 published author, home in a baby carriage. 49 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,352 - Hello there. - Good news. 50 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,729 Mona and Margaret are going out of town for the weekend. 51 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,648 Mona's mother fell down the steps. 52 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,401 - You're really blessed. - Come on over. 53 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,861 I'll put on my whites. We'll pretend it's V.J. Day. 54 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,741 What goes in there, an aspirin? 55 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,661 I suppose I could have taken a suitcase anywhere this weekend. 56 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,538 And I don't mean your apartment. 57 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:09,666 I got us a couple of sandwiches, and filled a thermos for the train. 58 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,961 Mr. Sterling, this is Carol, my roommate. 59 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,338 Nice to meet you, Carol. 60 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,841 Miss Holloway, I have an accounting question. 61 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:27,142 We will go away. Not tonight, but some weekend coming up. 62 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,144 Puerto Rico? 63 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,188 I don't care if it's Cuba. I need a little notice. 64 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,233 You've got a lot of rules, Red. 65 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,988 Be good, girls. 66 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,867 I don't mind you staying late, just as long as you're not trying 67 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,369 - to milk us for the dinner money. - It's work. 68 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,871 Just because tomorrow's Friday doesn't mean I expect 69 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,165 to be pulling your head off the keys in the morning. 70 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,167 What are you doing tonight? 71 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,586 Uh, working and going home. 72 00:04:54,669 --> 00:05:00,550 I'll let you enjoy that one, honey, but I was talking to Donald here. 73 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,053 - I'm on the 5:31. - Reservations at home. 74 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,514 I've had those. Easiest ones to break. 75 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,684 Besides, they love it when you keep them guessing. It adds spice. 76 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,144 Trying to get me in trouble? Betty's cooking. 77 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,104 One drink. You owe me that. 78 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,399 - Did I miss something? - No. 79 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,193 Don and I talk all the time when you're not around. 80 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,861 In fact, we're gonna do it right now. 81 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,279 Don? Shall we? 82 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,823 - Well, good night, boys. - Good night, Paul. 83 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,283 I love doing that. 84 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,706 You seem like a busy little girl. 85 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,458 Draper pushing you around enough? 86 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:34,876 What does that mean? 87 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,629 Burning the midnight oil is not good for your skin. 88 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,672 Oh, no, it's... 89 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,008 It's for something else. I'm working on copy. 90 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,801 On your own? 91 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:47,680 Mr. Rumsen liked what I did in the brainstorming thingy. 92 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,557 Sanitary napkins? 93 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,809 - No. Lipstick. - What did I say? 94 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,312 It's the Belle Jolie account. 95 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,232 Mr. Campbell, your wife called from the Four Seasons. 96 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,193 - They've been seated. - Thank you, Hildy. 97 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,532 Want me to take a look at it? I do it for a lot of the fellows. 98 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,450 Really? 99 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,160 Yeah. Really. 100 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,246 That would be super. 101 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,331 Well, we're all in it together. 102 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,343 Two! 103 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:34,894 So they fired all the guys in the middle and moved up their mail room staff, 104 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,397 right before all the salaries got expensive. 105 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,982 Smart. 106 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,067 Is that what we're gonna do? 107 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:45,154 We're not going to do anything. 108 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,746 At a certain age, they lose that. 109 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,290 What? 110 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,793 That glow of pure youth. 111 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:01,379 It's like they hit 30, and somebody puts out a light. 112 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,427 I don't think those two have 30 years between them. 113 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,679 Polka dots looks like a lot of fun. 114 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,058 Yeah, you'll have to let me know. 115 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,604 Jesus, you must be starving. 116 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,148 I know I am. What's Betty making? 117 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,483 I don't know. 118 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:26,154 Mona hasn't cooked since Margaret stopped eating. 119 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,823 They're fighting it out. I'm the one that gets hurt. 120 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:37,332 I'll call Betty. Tell her we'll be three. 121 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,709 No! 122 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,587 - You sure? - Are you kidding? 123 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,422 She'll be thrilled. 124 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,799 When's the last time she saw you? 125 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,926 We'll take my car. Save you train fare. 126 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:09,447 - My eyes are burning. - That's impossible. 127 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,949 That better not be Daddy saying he's going to be late. 128 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:15,787 Don't do gymnastics in the house. 129 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:21,376 Draper residence. 130 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,169 You are coming home, right? 131 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:25,588 Yes. I'm coming home. 132 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,133 Unfortunately, Roger has decided he needs a home-cooked meal. 133 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,302 You're kidding. 134 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,137 I don't know if I have enough food. 135 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,473 Birdie, what do you put in that freezer I bought you? 136 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,059 Frozen food. 137 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,228 What do you want me to say? 138 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,369 Betty, this steak... 139 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,413 You sure you don't want some? 140 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:01,416 No, thank you, Roger. 141 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,584 I'm a vegetarian sometimes. 142 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,045 Mona has a little calorie book she keeps on the refrigerator. 143 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,715 Always has her nose in there. 144 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,425 Maybe she wants to look good for you. 145 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,261 Isn't that a nice thought? 146 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:16,431 I was pudgy as a girl, if you can believe it. 147 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,015 I came into Home Ec in the 8th grade 148 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,434 with a pattern for big girl pajamas. 149 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,437 The teacher asked who I was making the pajamas for. 150 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,815 I didn't realize how much weight I'd lost that summer. 151 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,025 Swim camp, I guess. 152 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,194 I went from Tadpole to Polliwog that year. 153 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,655 Sounds like a lateral move. 154 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,907 When I was little, in the summer we used to swim at night. 155 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,285 In a pool, not the ocean. 156 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,411 Warm air, 157 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,455 light dancing in the blue... 158 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:43,624 Night swimming. It's divine. 159 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,543 Sometimes naked. 160 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:49,464 Believe me, on those nights, it was very difficult to go to sleep. 161 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,340 You ever experienced that, Don? 162 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,718 Trouble sleeping? Never. 163 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,928 Your husband's a funny son of a bitch, you know that, Betty? 164 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,638 Yeah. 165 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,557 We used to swim in a quarry. 166 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,478 By the way you drop your G's every once in a while, 167 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,855 I always thought you were raised on a farm. 168 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,149 Someplace with a swimmin' hole. 169 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:16,115 What do you say we go to a commercial break... 170 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,409 brought to you by more liquor? 171 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,997 You two. 172 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:29,462 Oh. Jesus, don't tell me it's your anniversary. 173 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,005 - No. - Don't worry. 174 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,549 Sally got this frosting machine. 175 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,635 Oh. "Mommy and Daddy." 176 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,512 Simple, to the point, colloquial. 177 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,931 She writes like her father. 178 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,649 I'll get hers. You get your own. 179 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,275 Three on a match. 180 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,530 Never understood that. 181 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,824 Is that like three on a horse? 182 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,535 Trench war. First war. 183 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,539 They used to say, "First man lights up, they notice you. 184 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,957 "Second man, Jerry takes aim. 185 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,125 Third one... Auf wiedersehen." 186 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,545 But the professional wisdom says that one of our guys 187 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,547 came up with that, as a way to sell matches. 188 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,174 You tell your kids there's no Santa Claus? 189 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,593 He'd never do that. 190 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,848 Tell us another story. A true one, though. 191 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:28,479 Well, my father was in the trenches. 192 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,273 With a bayonet. 193 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,276 Think about that. 194 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,362 Poking a man to death three feet away from you. 195 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,616 What does that sound like? 196 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,577 Don never talks about the war. 197 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,829 The war? His war, you mean. 198 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,582 Not much to say. 199 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,584 You boys used up all the glory. 200 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,169 We did, didn't we? 201 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:56,757 'Course, my old man will always have one on me with that bayonet. 202 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,343 My biggest hit came when we were running oil 203 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,429 down to the islands in the South China Sea. 204 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,265 The Pacific was all about gasoline. 205 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,100 People forget that. 206 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:09,312 You know what? I don't like to talk about it, either. 207 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:15,526 Oh, dear. I'm sorry. 208 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,611 Not much. 209 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,697 Now you have to tell us. 210 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:26,621 Well, the third day we picked up a Dinah circling the convoy. 211 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,581 A recon plane. 212 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,709 They were mapping us for the Nip suicide submarines up ahead... 213 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:36,422 kaitens... basically, warheads with motors. 214 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,883 Made us feel good to know we had such a dedicated enemy. 215 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,718 That's one way of thinking about it. 216 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:45,890 Maybe I was bored, but I thought, We should get that little plane. 217 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,808 Bored? What about scared? 218 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,644 That never comes in to these stories. 219 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,729 You're making me look bad in front of the lady. 220 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:55,066 That's impossible. Finish your story. 221 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,444 Well, we gave it to 'em. 222 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,322 Right at 12:00. 223 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,240 He was going away from us, but we hit him. 224 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,160 I watched him dive into the waves just beyond the horizon. 225 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:10,289 It was strange, because we knew it was over for him, 226 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,667 but we didn't see or hear much. 227 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:17,171 The next four hours, I took us off course, just to swing by. 228 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,840 Looking for a hole in the ocean, I guess. 229 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,761 We saw the wreckage. No chute, no body. 230 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:29,725 It's incredible that something that heavy can float. 231 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,687 Isn't that something? 232 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,898 - Bet they gave you a medal. - They did. 233 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,441 But not for that. It was for drinking. 234 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,070 Can something be done about this sadness? 235 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,863 Want to switch to gin? 236 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,576 Did you check the golf bag? 237 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,788 I have something out in the garage left over from New Year's. 238 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,959 I don't care if it has ants in it. 239 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,628 Roger, please, the kids. 240 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,601 Sally will be happy her cake was such a hit. 241 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,895 Make sure you tell her 242 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,732 I ate the "M" in "Mom." 243 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,735 - Roger... - I can't believe you've had two babies. 244 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,739 Don't do that. 245 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,408 You've been making eyes at me all night. 246 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,827 You can't tell me that I'm not giving you hot pants. 247 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,289 You smell so good. 248 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,835 I can make more coffee. 249 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,337 I just want you to know that when I go to sleep tonight, 250 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,006 I will be thinking all about you. 251 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,607 Where'd you go, to Russia to get that? 252 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,859 No, I ran down the street knocking on doors. 253 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,204 Come on, you two. Come on out here and wish me a bon voyage. 254 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,834 I was just saying what a lucky man you are. 255 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,295 Beautiful children. Enjoy it. 256 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,799 One minute you're drinking at a bar, 257 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,801 and they come and tell you your kid's been born, 258 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,886 next thing you know, they're heading off to college. 259 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,813 Well, I should be on my way. 260 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,898 I'll take this for the road. 261 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,567 I'll walk you out. 262 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,410 Magical night. 263 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,881 That's my car. 264 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,301 There you go. 265 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,930 Lights! 266 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,948 - What was that? - What? 267 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,200 That. Him. 268 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:37,037 Felt like someone turned the oven on when I came back in here with that bottle. 269 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,415 - That's ridiculous. - Bullshit. 270 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,167 Nothing happened, Don. 271 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,878 Other than your drunk boss ruining our evening. 272 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,880 Can we leave it at that? 273 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,965 You seemed to be having a grand time. 274 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,886 I liked the wine. 275 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,554 You made a fool of yourself. 276 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,723 Why would you say that? 277 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,058 You were throwing yourself at him. Giggling at his stories. 278 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,477 I was being friendly. He's your boss. 279 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,147 I don't like to be treated that way in my own home. 280 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,108 I know what I saw. 281 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,071 You want to bounce me off the walls? 282 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,284 Would that make you feel better? 283 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,835 Sometimes I feel like I'm living with a little girl. 284 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,515 Humps, where were you last night? 285 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:44,521 I had a dinner with my in-laws at the Four Seasons... poolside. 286 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,941 Sounds refreshing. 287 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,109 Norman Mailer, Mayor Wagner. 288 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,904 The naked and the dead. 289 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,365 - What's in the box? - It's a wedding present. 290 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,867 - We got two. - But what is it? 291 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,370 - It's a Chip 'n' Dip. - Let me see. 292 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,913 - Are you serious? - Yeah! 293 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,498 I'm might have to go to somebody else's wedding. 294 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,041 I like to know what people are returning. 295 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,716 What? 296 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,718 I don't know what to say. You got two of these? 297 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,221 - What is it? - You have your fingers in your ears? 298 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,723 It's a Chip 'n' Dip. You have your friends over. 299 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,268 You put chips on the sides and dip in the middle. 300 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,771 - Dip? - Yes. 301 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,648 We went to these peoples' house, and they had one. 302 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,985 It had sour cream with these little brown onions in it. 303 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,361 It was very good. 304 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,947 You'll have to give me that recipe sometime. 305 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,157 Cost 22 bucks. 306 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,243 - Shit! - So. 307 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,995 I'm going to return it. 308 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,831 Today? Freddy Rumsen's cousin works at General Mills. 309 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,499 We're all going to Ratazzi's for lunch. 310 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,002 - Maybe dinner. - No. 311 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,880 - I have to return this thing. - "Today," she said, I'm sure. 312 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,632 I like doing things for her. 313 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,175 You're right. I'm sorry. 314 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,012 When you finish shopping, come join us. 315 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,098 I hear they make a great Grasshopper, Mildred. 316 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,776 Mr. Draper? Mr. Sterling to see you. 317 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,538 Send him in. 318 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,753 Something for the golf bag. 319 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,130 That's the good stuff. 320 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,052 I take it you got home in one piece. 321 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,847 I made it as far as the Knights Inn off the Taconic. 322 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,225 I know that place. It's got great water pressure. 323 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,062 Yeah, I slept in the car. 324 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,355 About last night. 325 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,149 What about it? 326 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,071 When a man gets to the point when his name's on the building, 327 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,823 he can get an unnatural sense of entitlement. 328 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,533 What does that mean, Roger? 329 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,119 You're not gonna make this easy. 330 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,330 I don't even know what this is. 331 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,669 One night, years ago, I got very drunk. 332 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,421 I drive home to my building, 333 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,298 pull into the garage, park at my spot. 334 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,467 I get in the elevator. 335 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,094 It's late. There's no operator. 336 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,221 Go up to the 12th floor. Get out. 337 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,014 I'm walking down the hall. 338 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,100 It's pink and orange. 339 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,228 I remember how ugly it was. 340 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,939 Suddenly, my key won't fit in the door. 341 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,900 Wasn't my building. 342 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,115 I guess what I'm saying is, uh... 343 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,201 at some point, we've all parked in the wrong garage. 344 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,415 Thanks for the bottle, Roger. 345 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,041 And? 346 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,588 Betty's going to want that glass back. 347 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,215 Good man. 348 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,931 Maybe I should get a case of those, huh? 349 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,158 This is taking a long time. 350 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,701 Is it that complicated? 351 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,495 Ah, the blue box. You must be a newlywed. 352 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,122 That explains it. 353 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,249 Yes, it does. Adorable. 354 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:35,794 My husband, he'd rather be drinking at lunch, 355 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,504 even when we were newlyweds, I think. 356 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,006 He's in advertising. 357 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,883 I'm in advertising. Sterling Cooper. 358 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,177 He's at BBDO. Media buyer. 359 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,303 Jim Wallace. 360 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,596 Don't know him. 361 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,265 That's because you're here at lunch. 362 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:50,809 Next. 363 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,978 I'm here to return this. 364 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,188 There's nothing wrong with it. 365 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,856 We got two. 366 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,193 That's why we suggest that people register, to avoid duplications. 367 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,111 We did register. We got two. 368 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,779 Do you have your receipt? 369 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,199 It was a gift. 370 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,202 Rosemary, we have a bridal return. 371 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,369 Him? 372 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,288 Bridal registry. 373 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,168 It's a Chip 'n' Dip. We got two. 374 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,587 That's practically four of something. 375 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:20,923 Name? 376 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,007 Campbell. 377 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,592 I suppose you don't have a receipt. 378 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,219 Gosh, I wish I did. 379 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,596 No. It was a gift. 380 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,558 There's nothing here. 381 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,602 Perhaps your wife told you she was registering 382 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,354 and in the end forgot to give us her name. 383 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:36,605 Her name? 384 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,607 Yes. It's under the maiden name. 385 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,275 Hmm. It's Vogel. 386 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,236 Why would you do that? 387 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,445 I don't know. 388 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,989 Humps. 389 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,575 Humps the Camel Campbell. 390 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,245 Matherton. What are you doing here? 391 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,330 Getting my racquet restrung. 392 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,123 Men's room back this way? 393 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,251 Down the hall past the water fountain. 394 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,503 What are you doing here? 395 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,255 Returning a wedding gift. 396 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,131 Not mine, I hope. 397 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,260 No, it's a Chip 'n' Dip. Trudy's aunt. 398 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,680 That's Trudy Vogel. Do you mind, lovely? 399 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:10,889 Uh, what is it? 400 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,891 It's a Chip 'n' Dip. 401 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:16,436 You put chips on the side and dip in the middle. 402 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,272 For entertaining. 403 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,815 It's a beaut. 404 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,400 Hell of a wedding, by the way. 405 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:24,444 Your cousin Bethany... bridesmaid's bridesmaid. 406 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,282 Connecticut College for Women, indeed. 407 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,367 I think I found it. 408 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,954 That's nice. 409 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:37,249 Good to see you. We should do this sometime. 410 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:38,959 I'm coming back for you. 411 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,464 Do you have a receipt? 412 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,883 No. I might have already said that. 413 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,303 It was a gift. 414 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,679 I can give you store credit. 415 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,055 I was expecting cash. 416 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,308 I'm sorry. 417 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,311 Isn't there a way we could work this out? 418 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,313 Let me by you a drink. 419 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,398 I have an expense account. 420 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,736 The best I can do is put the store credit in your name 421 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,195 so you can spend it here. 422 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,240 I would think about spending it on you if you gave me cash. 423 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,325 It's $22. 424 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,410 Store credit. 425 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:16,163 Thank you. 426 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,418 By the way, Matherton... 427 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,421 he has the clap. 428 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,265 Same price as a Chip 'n' Dip. 429 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,435 Amazing. 430 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,147 And I was going to try to make you feel bad 431 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,107 by telling you where Carlotta's stockings end. 432 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,817 What the hell is that for? 433 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,361 It's for me. 434 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,363 .22 caliber bolt action. 435 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,365 Use it in good health. 436 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,367 Why not? 437 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,452 Boys will be boys, right? 438 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,376 You couldn't hit the side of St. Patrick's with that. 439 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,045 It's good for 20 yards. 440 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,938 It's your 4:30, Mr. Campbell. 441 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:35,075 The Nixon brain trust is coming in tomorrow. 442 00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,577 The nomination is expected as a lock. 443 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,371 All we need is an opponent. 444 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:42,416 Rumor is Lyndon Johnson's going to be making a play at the Convention, 445 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,835 so we may not be going against Kennedy at all. 446 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,420 Then we have to worry about the South. 447 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,380 It's going to be Kennedy. 448 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:51,466 Boston Blackie won West Virginia. 449 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,635 Now, where does that leave us? 450 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:56,847 "Nixon: Experience in office, knows foreign affairs." 451 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,098 He probably learned that 452 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:01,101 when they were throwing rocks at him in Caracas. 453 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,937 "Knows the real threat of communism, home and abroad." 454 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:07,107 He's not helping himself keeping quiet on Castro. 455 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,442 True, but he's not a Catholic. 456 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:09,901 Our hands are tied there. 457 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,863 Nixon thinks hitting the Catholic thing is a bad idea. 458 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,448 They're going to say that. 459 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,782 To us? They believe it. 460 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,993 It hasn't held up in any of the primaries. 461 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,412 Kennedy keeps making opponents apologize. 462 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,788 For what? 463 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,457 For being intolerant. 464 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:24,708 This is Dick Nixon we're talking about. 465 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,042 You may be too young to remember 466 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:30,255 the "pink lady" congress... woman from California. 467 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:32,549 He practically shot her in the face to win. 468 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,385 If it is Kennedy, 469 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,679 Nixon will lower himself to the occasion. 470 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,473 It's going to be Kennedy. 471 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:42,225 Good. Catholic son of a millionaire. 472 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,479 A boy too scared to do anything but go on vacation. 473 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,482 I met him. He is a boy. 474 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:49,775 He's only four years younger than Nixon. 475 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,402 But has he been sitting next to the leader of the free world 476 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:53,487 for twice that time? 477 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:54,863 He's inexperienced. 478 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,490 He doesn't even wear a hat. 479 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,492 I don't know. 480 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,702 You know who else doesn't wear a hat? 481 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,078 Elvis. 482 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,706 That's what we're dealing with. 483 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,504 Remind me to stop hiring young people. 484 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,172 America does not want some greasy kid 485 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:15,300 with his finger on the button. 486 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,677 Now if the adults can weigh in? 487 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,522 "Communism, taxes, health care." 488 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:32,025 Kinsey, you want to write this down, or should I call a girl in? 489 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,538 Hi, honey. I made a roast beef. 490 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,540 Just cut the strings. 491 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:47,833 Oh, roast beef? 492 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,586 You know it's just me tonight, right? 493 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,188 That was a wedding gift from my Aunt Letty! 494 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,107 And you go and get some stupid toy? 495 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,483 I can't believe you! 496 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,485 That was for us! 497 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,279 You're always telling me to grow up. 498 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,281 I can't believe you! 499 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:24,494 Oh, I can leave it there? 500 00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:25,579 Thanks. 501 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:26,872 Great. Thank you. 502 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,689 Hollis, let me ask you something. 503 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,621 Uh, Mr. Campbell, 504 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,999 I thought I'd take you up on your offer to look at my work. 505 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:12,709 But if you're in the middle of something... 506 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,591 What's that? 507 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:22,052 A wedding present. 508 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,722 I really appreciate it. 509 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,435 You ever been hunting, Peggy? 510 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:32,646 No, I don't think so. 511 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,648 You either have or you haven't. 512 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:37,651 I went a couple of times with my uncle. 513 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:38,777 New Hampshire. 514 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:43,490 I saw my cousin shoot a rabbit by Coney Island. 515 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:46,409 It's an incredible sensation. 516 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,372 You have to be very quiet. 517 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,795 Take it down with the first shot, 518 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,546 or you scare it away. 519 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,758 And sometimes you have to go up and finish it off. 520 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:07,013 Then you tie it to the bumper, and you go home. 521 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,394 But you know what I've always wanted to do? 522 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:16,690 I would pick it up... 523 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,984 throw its back legs over my shoulder, 524 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:23,488 and I would drag it through the snow to this little cabin. 525 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:25,615 And there... 526 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,325 I'd hang it up... 527 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:30,370 between a couple of trees, 528 00:30:30,453 --> 00:30:32,163 cut it open, 529 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,581 drain it, 530 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,292 dress it, 531 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,253 and then I'd take my big hunting knife, 532 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:42,799 and I'd cut this loin right out of the side. 533 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,723 And I'd go into the cabin, 534 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:53,977 and there'd be this woman waiting for me, 535 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,730 standing by one of those old stoves 536 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,440 with a big black pipe, 537 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,066 and I'd hand it to her, 538 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:03,361 and she'd put it in a cast-iron skillet, 539 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:06,906 and then I'd sit at the table... 540 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:09,826 and she'd bring it to me. 541 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,372 And I'd wipe my knife on my knee... 542 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:20,837 and then I would eat it while she watches. 543 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,508 That would be wonderful. 544 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,848 I'll take a look at this for you. 545 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,271 Thank you. 546 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,881 Can I get a ham sandwich? 547 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,927 You know what? I'll take a cherry Danish. 548 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,387 The big one in the back. 549 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,020 Thank you, ma'am. There you go. 550 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,589 Helen. Hello. 551 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:48,842 Hi, Betty. 552 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,260 How are you? 553 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:52,428 I'm well. 554 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,722 And how's Glen? 555 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,519 I wasn't going to say anything. 556 00:32:59,602 --> 00:33:01,813 I was just going to go right on by. 557 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,649 What's wrong? 558 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:08,361 I was going... 559 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,867 I was going through Glen's treasure box the other day, 560 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,619 and I found a lock of blonde hair. 561 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,079 Your hair, he says. 562 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,874 Well, I don't know what he told you. 563 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,125 Glen doesn't lie, not when he's caught. 564 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:23,960 - I'm not saying it's a lie. - Betty. 565 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:26,462 He asked me for it. 566 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:27,881 And you gave it to him? 567 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,883 He is 9 years old. 568 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,094 What is wrong with you? 569 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,903 He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. 570 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:53,198 I believe that was Jonathan Swift. 571 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,991 Are we naming them now? 572 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:57,911 Look at you. 573 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,913 I had no idea you were such a fan of the mollusk. 574 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:05,668 Never gave them a chance before, but I'm acquiring a taste. 575 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,587 It's like eating a mermaid. 576 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:13,551 Ready for another, or have you topped off your tank? 577 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,345 You're leading this dance. 578 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:18,473 Well, what the hell? It's the G.O.P. 579 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,017 They'll never smell it over the stench of Brylcreem. 580 00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:23,728 Another round. 581 00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:25,730 Wait. Are you still good with these, 582 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,523 or do you prefer your beloved rye? 583 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:30,151 Today I'm on the Roger Sterling diet. 584 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:34,697 Easy on the vermouth, another dozen of these. 585 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,699 Me, as well. 586 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:42,413 I've always thought you were a man who could keep up, Don. 587 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,475 Anything else, gentlemen? 588 00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:04,435 Did you know they served cheesecake 589 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,604 to the Olympic athletes in ancient Greece? 590 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:09,983 So what's an extra lap or two around the steno pool for us? 591 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,401 Two cheesecakes. 592 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:14,445 And don't let me see the bottom of this glass. 593 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:18,574 What were we talking about? 594 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:19,993 Oh, yes, the Russians. 595 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,412 Shooting those dogs into space. 596 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:27,417 I believe we branded them cat lovers and moved on to the subject of true love. 597 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,503 Right. Desi and Lucy... please. 598 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:32,255 He's divorcing her again. 599 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:35,925 Did he wake up one morning and say "Oh, yeah, I forgot, I hate you"? 600 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:41,055 What makes a man marry the same woman twice? 601 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,016 I believe in his case, 602 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,101 it was the lure of orange hair. 603 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,147 I like redheads. 604 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:54,110 Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk. 605 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,241 I think I woke my ulcer up. 606 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,243 Drinking milk. 607 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,662 I never liked it. 608 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,164 I hate cows. 609 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,881 You keep matching me like this, 610 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:17,467 you'll have an ulcer of your own, any day now. 611 00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:20,219 One more? 612 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,805 Instead of coffee? 613 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,057 Sure. 614 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,059 But then we should get the check. 615 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:48,164 Hey, Birdie. I have the shirt. 616 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,085 What is this? 617 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,921 Bobby spilled some Concord grape juice down the front of it. 618 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:56,089 I washed it. 619 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:59,717 Uh, this is Ernie's shirt, not Bobby's. 620 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,803 Well, what do you know? 621 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,515 Oh, did you have a party you didn't invite me to? 622 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:09,644 I'll invite you. It's going to be a dinner party. 623 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,604 I'm just trying the wine, you know. 624 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:14,107 Develop my palate. 625 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,817 Do you want some? It's a split. 626 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,652 There's another glass. 627 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,278 How are you? 628 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,030 I'm good. 629 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,785 Maybe I will try some. 630 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,960 Betty, 631 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,671 Jill Sandifer was in the market earlier today. 632 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,381 What? 633 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:40,383 Is it true? 634 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,093 You're my friend, Francine. 635 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:43,469 Are you coming over here to do recon? 636 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,221 I'm worried about you. 637 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,234 I don't know what happened. 638 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:02,572 I kept thinking in the car on the way back, 639 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,074 "Did that really happen?" 640 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,951 And... 641 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:08,578 then I just put it out of my mind. 642 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,538 Well, what did happen? 643 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,248 Whatever you heard. 644 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,462 I mean, I don't even want to hear it. 645 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,589 I have my own version, and it's plenty. 646 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:20,798 It's okay. 647 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,008 Honestly, I don't know anyone 648 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:24,177 who wouldn't want to take a good poke at her. 649 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,636 She's so selfish. 650 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,180 Those long walks 651 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:31,184 and that pathetic job at Benson's Jewelry. 652 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,686 Carlton went in there to buy me some earrings. 653 00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:36,522 I'm sure she loved that. 654 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,441 When I saw the Benson's Jewelry wrapping paper, 655 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:40,485 I almost threw it in his face. 656 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:44,197 And that John Kennedy. I hate him. 657 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,865 Really? 658 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,410 What will people think? 659 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,829 I think they'll be glad to know you're not a marshmallow. 660 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:54,499 Do people think I'm weak? 661 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,668 No. It's just you're so sweet and perfect. 662 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,170 I'm not. 663 00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:01,047 Well, it does seem that way. 664 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,216 Look, it'll all be forgotten. 665 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,385 We don't have to include Helen Bishop anymore. 666 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:09,138 Let her know whose side we're all on. 667 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:14,227 Uh, my mother... 668 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,895 always said, 669 00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:18,397 "You're painting a masterpiece. 670 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:22,652 Make sure to hide the brushstrokes." 671 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,695 She was really beautiful. 672 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:29,075 Then I think, um... 673 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:31,702 "Why am I doing all this? I'm not that vain." 674 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,913 What does Dr. Wayne say? 675 00:39:33,996 --> 00:39:35,540 Nothing... 676 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:39,126 except "Tell me more about that." 677 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,879 I'm still dying to try it. 678 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:48,469 I'm pretty sure Dr. Wayne tried to look down my neckline the other day. 679 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,221 He sits behind me. 680 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:54,016 And as far as I'm concerned, as long as men look at me that way, 681 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:58,020 I'm earning my keep. 682 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:00,314 Then every once in a while, 683 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:03,276 I think... 684 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,278 No. 685 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:08,864 This is something else. 686 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,367 I don't want my husband to see this. 687 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:16,247 I love to be looked at that way. 688 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,335 You should get out of here. 689 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,379 Nap time is about to end. 690 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,383 Well, I'm just glad you're okay. 691 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:36,225 We haven't gone over the Nixon plan. 692 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:37,685 You prepared, right? 693 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,478 In what way? 694 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:40,855 I'm sorry, gentlemen. 695 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,857 Mr. Sterling, Mr. Draper, I'm waiting for service. 696 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,775 So am I. What are you talking about? 697 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,110 We're out of order. 698 00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,487 Oh, crap. 699 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,698 When will they be back up? Should we wait? 700 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,783 We've got our best man on it. 701 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:55,494 That's a comfort. 702 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,538 Jesus, we're already late. 703 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,290 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Sterling. 704 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:01,834 It's certainly a believable excuse. 705 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:03,336 We could go back to lunch. 706 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:07,506 No. Cooper would have a seizure, if he hasn't already. 707 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,592 So? 708 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,036 This is ridiculous. A building this big. 709 00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,371 What if there was a fire? 710 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,915 We'd be walking down. 711 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,208 It would be easier. 712 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,222 Maybe we should check the elevator. 713 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:57,390 Maybe it's up again. 714 00:41:57,473 --> 00:42:00,393 I think we'd hear it go on in the stairwell. 715 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,727 You think? 716 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,646 Roger, I don't know. 717 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:06,148 Maybe they're late, too. 718 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,983 Maybe we could get them to come down 719 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,069 and have the presentation on the eighth floor landing. 720 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,153 There's plenty of seats. 721 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,405 Damned elevator. 722 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,532 What do you want to do? We're almost there. 723 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:15,991 The hell we are. 724 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:19,453 Well, we can waste another five minutes talking about it, if you want. 725 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,122 Let's go. 726 00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:24,542 Get behind me with that thing. 727 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:43,018 Six to go. 728 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,895 I've been counting. 729 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,441 You want to rest a minute? 730 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:51,944 No, sir. No, I don't. 731 00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,821 Keep moving. 732 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:56,532 I forgot. Navy man. 733 00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:10,546 I love redheads. 734 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,048 With big breasts. 735 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:15,885 We'll find you one if we still have jobs. 736 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,429 Want me to run ahead? 737 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,473 Run? 738 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,850 My name's on the building. 739 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,560 They can wait for me. 740 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:29,106 I got to stop talking. 741 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:47,458 I'm fine. 742 00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:49,502 Just lost my tie clip. 743 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:50,711 I'll find it. Go on. 744 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:51,837 You sure? 745 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:54,423 I said go on. 746 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:07,603 Found it! 747 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:27,540 - Where the hell were you? - Elevator's out. 748 00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,375 - That's quite a hike. Where's Sterling? - He's coming. 749 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:33,003 Well, here are the troops now. 750 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,464 Lou, Michael, Charlie, uh, Don Draper. 751 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:36,549 Hey, Don. 752 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:38,384 Our creative muscle. 753 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,386 Hopefully, a little brains, too. 754 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,679 Sorry to keep you fellas waiting. 755 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,430 The elevator's out. 756 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,807 Pete Campbell, of course. 757 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:46,058 We've spoken on the phone. 758 00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:47,560 Yeah, yeah. 759 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:51,021 He'll continue handling things for you. 760 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,816 And when I say handling, I mean he runs everything by me. 761 00:44:56,986 --> 00:45:01,782 And, of course, uh, my partner, Roger Sterling. 762 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:05,578 We heard the elevator's down. 763 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:08,205 Those boys over at United Fruit 764 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:11,041 talk about you like you invented the damn banana. 765 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:13,794 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 766 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,966 You all right, Roger? 767 00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:21,302 Get us some ice water. 768 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:22,678 Oysters. 769 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,805 I can see that. 770 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:27,725 23 floors. 771 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:29,602 I'm just sorry I missed this lunch. 772 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:31,645 We were with some Quakers. Had cottage cheese. 773 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,815 Well, let's let Roger regroup. 774 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:35,900 - Okay. - Yeah. 775 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,610 This way. 776 00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,570 I'll be right in. 777 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,539 You okay? 778 00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,004 Yeah. 779 00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:58,714 Fine. 780 00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:02,843 Good.