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All right, then.

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Where were we?

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Oh, yeah, that's right.
Now I remember.

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"A note about witches."

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See, here's the thing
about them.

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They're real!

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Witches are as real as a rock
in your shoe.

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That's the first thing
you need to know.

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The second thing
you need to know,

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they're here!

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And they live amongst us...

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...side by side, with humans.

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In every big city,
in every small town.

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For all you know,

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a witch might be living right
next door to you right now.

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They everywhere!

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A witch might be a nurse,

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or your teacher,

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and you can bet
your sweet patootie

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that friendly, little old lady
on the bus

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offering you a delicious piece
of salt water taffy

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is a witch.

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And here's
the most important thing.

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The most important thing.

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Witches hate children!

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A witch spends all her time

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thinking up ways
to destroy children.

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That's all she thinks about.

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"How will I squish
this horrible child?"

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A witch gets the same pleasure
from squishing a child

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as you get from eating
a bowl of ice cream

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covered in butterscotch syrup,

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with whipped cream,

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chopped nuts,

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and a cherry on top.

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My story begins
during the last month of 1968.

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Believe it or not,
I was once a young boy.

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A boy with a mother
and a father.

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We lived in Chicago.

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And it snows a lot
at Christmastime.

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Tricky thing with snow is,
it's slippery.

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Take the front! This way!

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Mom?

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I was wearing my seat belt.

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Dad?

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Mom!

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Mama and Daddy weren't.

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Mama! Dad!

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Mommy! Dad!

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Let's get you out of here.

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It was during
my eighth Christmas

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that I lost
my mother and father.

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My dear child...

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Grandma.

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Grandma's here.

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Aw,
you gonna be all right.

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Here, let me look at you.

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Mmm.

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I'mma get you out of here.

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I packed your things,
I'm gonna take you home.

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Home? To my house?

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No, darling.

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Home to my house.

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Need any help

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bringing these bags
inside, sister?

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Oh, no,
thank you, Reginald.

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You've done enough already.

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Running into you
at the bus station

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was a godsend.

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I'm much obliged.

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My pleasure.

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I'll see you in church
come Sunday?

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Oh, you know you will.

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Pleasure to make
your acquaintance, young man.

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Welcome to Demopolis.

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- Thank you, Reggie.
- Sister.

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Wait.

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Take them shoes off before
you walk on my good rug.

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Grandma was my mama's mama.

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A tough lady with a big heart.

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The kind that wouldn't hesitate

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to give a spanking
if you deserve it

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or a big ol' hug
if you needed it.

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I reckon...

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you'll be comfy here.

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In your mama's old room.

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We'll get you situated tomorrow.

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I'm gonna make
some hot chocolate.

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Want some?

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I'm gonna make some anyway,

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in case you change your mind.

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High tomorrow, 73.

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Young man,
what is wrong with you?

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Sitting in here
all by your lonesome.

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It's nice out.

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You want something to eat?

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I just fried some wings.

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Nobody turns down my wings.
I'm gonna make you a plate.

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♪ Now if you
Feel that you can't go on ♪

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♪ Because all of your hope
Is gone ♪

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♪ And your life is filled
With much confusion ♪

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♪ Until happiness
Is just an illusion ♪

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♪ And your world around
Is tumblin' down ♪

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♪ Darlin' ♪

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♪ Reach out ♪

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♪ Come on, girl ♪

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- ♪ Reach on out for me ♪
- ♪ Reach out ♪

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- Come on, baby. Come on.
- ♪ Reach out for me ♪

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♪ Ha! I'll be there ♪

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♪ With a love
That will shelter you ♪

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Mmm!

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What you waiting for?

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Don't feel like eating.

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And I don't feel like wasting
all this good food.

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What, you think I'm supposed
to feel sorry for you?

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Well, I don't.

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Do I feel bad?

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Yeah.

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But not sorry.

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Sometimes, whatever the good
Lord needs to teach us

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comes in ways we don't see.

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But it doesn't mean

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we're not supposed
to learn something.

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Look here.

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This was my baby.

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I'd do anything
for her to be here right now.

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But the Man Above
had another plan for her.

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And whether it seems fair
to me or not,

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it doesn't matter.

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Sometimes life isn't fair.

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It's a hard lesson
for folks to learn

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and most people don't have to
learn it this young.

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But you do.

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You hear me?

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Come on now, baby,
you got to eat something.

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You like cake?

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Well, corn bread
is basically cake.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Go on. Try it.

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What's his name?

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It's a she.

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Her name is something
you can ponder.

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Have you come up with a name
for your mouse yet?

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Uh-huh.

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Well, tell me.

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Don't be keeping me in suspense.

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Aisy.

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Lazy?

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Well, that mouse
is full of nothing but energy.

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She runs all the time
in that wheel.

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Not "lazy."

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Daisy.

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"Daisy." Oh.

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I like it.

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That's a perfect name for her.

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Close your eyes, honey.

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♪ It's your thing
Do what you wanna do ♪

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♪ I can't tell you
Who to sock it to ♪

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♪ It's your thing ♪

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♪ Do what you wanna do ♪

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♪ I can't tell you
Who to sock it to ♪

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And somehow, she did it.

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Little by little,

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with a tug here
and a pull there,

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she brought me
out of my sadness.

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♪ Oh, you need love now ♪

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♪ Just as bad as I do ♪

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But even though
my own darkness

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was being lifted,

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there was another dark shadow
looming nearby.

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Very nearby.

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I didn't know it,

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but I was about to meet
my first witch.

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Curses.

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♪ All right ♪

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♪ Lord have mercy! ♪

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Raymond.

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Raymond.

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You call these fresh?

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But we just got them in.

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When? Last year?

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Look at how yellow they are.

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And those brown spots
around the edges.

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I'm not gonna waste
good bacon drippings

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on these shriveled-up weeds.

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Can you get me some fresh greens

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if you don't mind?

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Yes, ma'am.

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I'll see what we have
in the back.

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You do that.

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Grandma, can I get these nails
to make Daisy a house?

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Hmm.

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Well, these aren't galvanized.

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You have to use galvanized nails

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so they won't rust.

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But galvanized costs
.35 cents more.

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Safety first.

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Yes, ma'am.

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You cut yourself
on a rusty nail,

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you can get lockjaw.

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Yes, ma'am.

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And then I'd have to
flush out your system

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with liver oil, garlic juice,
Tabasco sauce.

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You wouldn't want to go
through that now, would you?

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No, ma'am.

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Good.
Remember, safety first.

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Grandma knew how
to fix all kinds of ailments.

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She learned from her grandma
how to use herbs and potions

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and strange incantations

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to make sick people good as new.

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Here in Alabama,
where she grew up,

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Grandma was known as a healer.

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Galvanized.

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Boy.

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Boy.

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Do you like sweets?

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She is tame.

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Very sweet.

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Give her a kiss.

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Young man.

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You want those nails,
you better come on...

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00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,399
Yes, Raymond,
that's more like it.

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Grandma,
I need to tell you something!

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Not now, son.

225
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But, Grandma...

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I thought
you wanted those nails.

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Forget it. Let's just go.

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Yeah.

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Let's just go.

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Hey.

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Son,

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what were you trying to tell me

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in the grocery store
this morning?

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You were shaking like a leaf.

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Don't worry about that, Grandma.

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I just want you to feel better.

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I feel fine.

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You just tell me
what you were trying to say.

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Looked like you were about
to have a conniption fit.

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I don't know what I saw.

241
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,400
It was a scary lady.

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She called to me.

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00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,400
But when she did,
when she talked,

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her mouth...

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00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,399
Was she wearing gloves?

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Long ones, up to her elbows?

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Was she wearing a hat?

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It looked like she had a towel
on her head or something.

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And when she talked,

250
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did her voice
sound ugly and scratchy

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like an outhouse door
swinging on a rusty hinge?

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Oh.

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I feared this was happening.

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That lady you saw in
the grocery store was no lady.

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What you saw

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was a witch.

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A witch?

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That's right.

259
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A no-good, rotten, low-down,
sneaky, sneaky witch.

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Okay. Okay.

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Is this you
and your church friends

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trying to play a joke on me?

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'Cause if it is,
it's not very funny.

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Listen, child.

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Witches ain't nothing
to joke about.

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I've known children

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who no longer exist
as children on this earth.

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They were turned,

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transformed,

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taken by witches.

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I can tell you about Alice Blue.

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Well, Alice Blue and I
were best friends.

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We lived across the street
from each other.

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00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:26,399
We were like sisters.
Inseparable.

275
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,400
We did everything together,
even our chores.

276
00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:32,400
But Alice was a lollygagger.

277
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,400
Alice, quit lollygagging, girl.

278
00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:37,400
It's almost suppertime.

279
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,400
Alice did something
no child should ever do.

280
00:16:55,401 --> 00:16:58,400
She took candy from a stranger.

281
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,399
I got so scared,

282
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,400
I tore out of there
like greased lightning,

283
00:17:04,401 --> 00:17:06,400
and hightailed it straight home.

284
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,400
I never should have
left Alice alone.

285
00:17:11,401 --> 00:17:13,400
I knew I shouldn't have.

286
00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,400
But I was so scared.

287
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,400
Later that night,

288
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,399
when I saw Alice alive,

289
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,400
I was as happy as a mouse
in a bucket of cheese.

290
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,899
But the very next morning,

291
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,400
all that happiness went away

292
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:33,400
because it happened.

293
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,600
She started turning.

294
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,400
Alice was chicken-afied.
Chicken-alified.

295
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,399
Lordy!

296
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,400
Look at the size
of that chicken.

297
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,720
Y'all seen
where Alice run off to?

298
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,400
She's right...

299
00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:30,399
there.

300
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,400
What you
talking about, child?

301
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,399
Where'd she go?

302
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,400
I tried to explain
what I saw,

303
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,400
but everybody was looking
at me like I was crazy.

304
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:42,400
Finally,
I just shut up about it.

305
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:44,399
Although, I made it a point

306
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,400
to visit Alice
in her coop every day.

307
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:51,900
Hi, Alice.

308
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,400
Alice even laid eggs.

309
00:19:00,401 --> 00:19:03,399
Big green ones.

310
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,899
Biggest green eggs I ever seen.

311
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,400
People said they were delicious.

312
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,400
What about the witch?

313
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,400
What about her?

314
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,400
Did she go away?

315
00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:14,400
Oh, my, no.

316
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,400
Once a witch come
into your life, it never...

317
00:19:19,401 --> 00:19:21,900
Never...

318
00:19:21,901 --> 00:19:24,400
Oh, my, Lord in Heaven.

319
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,399
What am I thinking?

320
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,400
I just told you
we saw a witch today.

321
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,399
A witch in the grocery store.

322
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,399
And what am I doing?
Sitting here

323
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:37,400
like I'm blind in one eye
and can't see out the other,

324
00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:40,400
wasting precious time
lollygagging.

325
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,399
Always wondered

326
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,399
what Grandma kept
in that locked closet.

327
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,400
Turns out it was full of
medicinal herbs and elixirs,

328
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,400
and old books
about ancient healing.

329
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,399
Now, my mom always said

330
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,400
Grandma was sort of
a country-type healer.

331
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:06,400
But now I was starting to think

332
00:20:06,401 --> 00:20:09,400
she might be a voodoo priestess.

333
00:20:09,401 --> 00:20:11,399
Child, we need to leave.

334
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,400
- Leave?
- That's right, leave.

335
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:15,400
It's not safe for us here.

336
00:20:15,401 --> 00:20:16,400
But where we gonna go?

337
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,399
I'll call my cousin, Eston.

338
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,399
Have him make
a reservation for us

339
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,400
at the Grand Orleans
Imperial Island Hotel.

340
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,400
He was the executive chef
there for over 30 years.

341
00:20:27,401 --> 00:20:28,400
He's got pull there.

342
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,400
He's a star.

343
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,399
His cooking
put that hotel on the map.

344
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,400
It's the swankiest resort
in all of Alabama.

345
00:20:37,401 --> 00:20:38,900
You'll be telling your grandkids

346
00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:40,399
about your stay in this hotel.

347
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,400
How do you know
we'll be safe there?

348
00:20:43,401 --> 00:20:44,400
Because, child,

349
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,399
ain't nothing
but rich white folks

350
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,400
at the Grand Orleans
Imperial Island Hotel.

351
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,400
And witches
only prey on the poor,

352
00:20:51,401 --> 00:20:52,900
the overlooked,

353
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:54,399
the kids they think

354
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400
nobody's gonna make a fuss
about if they go missing.

355
00:20:55,401 --> 00:20:56,400
Go pack!

356
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,399
Grandma, are there
witches in every city?

357
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,400
Every city,
every state, every country.

358
00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:13,400
And there's
a secret society of witches

359
00:21:13,401 --> 00:21:15,400
in every country called a coven.

360
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,400
That's just like a Rotary Club
but for witches.

361
00:21:19,401 --> 00:21:21,399
They all get together
in one place

362
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,399
and gossip about
who they put spells on,

363
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,400
or trade potion secrets,
and whatnot.

364
00:21:25,401 --> 00:21:26,400
But most important,

365
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,400
they receive orders
from the Grand High Witch.

366
00:21:30,401 --> 00:21:31,399
The Grand High Witch?

367
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,399
The Grand High Witch, yeah.

368
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,899
She's the ruler of them all.

369
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,399
All-powerful, pure evil,

370
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,399
and without a stitch of mercy.

371
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,400
Yeah. Legend has it,
she was hatched

372
00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:45,400
on the frozen tundra of Norway.

373
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,400
Now, take a look at that.

374
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,400
What, you just gonna stand there

375
00:22:10,401 --> 00:22:12,400
and stare at me all day?

376
00:22:12,401 --> 00:22:14,399
Can I help you?

377
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,400
You can unload this car while
I check in to this here hotel.

378
00:22:17,401 --> 00:22:18,400
Yes, ma'am.

379
00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:19,400
Here's the key.

380
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,400
Oh, and...

381
00:22:23,401 --> 00:22:24,399
No.

382
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,400
You keep your money, ma'am.

383
00:22:27,401 --> 00:22:29,400
And enjoy yourself.

384
00:22:29,401 --> 00:22:31,399
I think I will.

385
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,400
Grandma was right
about this hotel.

386
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,399
It sure was fancy.

387
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,400
She brought us
to the Gulf of Mexico

388
00:22:38,401 --> 00:22:40,399
to get away from that witch.

389
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:45,400
But she had no idea what
we were about to step into.

390
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,840
Be careful with the mouse.

391
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,399
- No.
- For God's sake,

392
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,400
I think you're being
extremely unreasonable.

393
00:22:52,401 --> 00:22:53,900
No, Deidre.
For the last time,

394
00:22:53,901 --> 00:22:55,150
I will not have that woman
in my house.

395
00:22:55,151 --> 00:22:56,400
Oh,
she's very good company.

396
00:22:56,401 --> 00:22:57,900
Absolutely not, Deidre.

397
00:22:57,901 --> 00:22:59,400
Oh, for God's sake,

398
00:22:59,401 --> 00:23:01,399
Bruno, your face.

399
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,400
Obviously can't
take you anywhere.

400
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,400
Here you are, ma'am.

401
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,400
Come on, we got our key.

402
00:23:17,401 --> 00:23:20,399
We are in room 766.

403
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,400
Sounds like a good room.

404
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,039
You okay, Grandma?

405
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,680
That's the first time
you coughed

406
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,399
since we left the house.

407
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,399
Can I help you, madam?

408
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,399
Oh! You must be
Eston's cousins.

409
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,400
Yes, he insisted
that you stay in room 766.

410
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,399
That's the Magnolia.

411
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,400
This is one of
our most lovely junior suites.

412
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,400
And aren't you
a lucky fella? Hmm?

413
00:23:47,401 --> 00:23:49,399
It's not every day

414
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,376
that a young gentleman
such as yourself is fortunate

415
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,400
to come and stay in such
a fine hotel as this now,

416
00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:55,400
is it?

417
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,400
Come on, Gatsby.

418
00:23:57,401 --> 00:23:58,400
Let's go.

419
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,399
Let's go find our room.

420
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,399
Would you like me to show you?

421
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,399
- It's on the fourth floor.
- Mmm.

422
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400
Grandma,
if we're on the fourth floor,

423
00:24:05,401 --> 00:24:07,399
why is it number 7-6-6?

424
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,400
Because the man who built
this hotel was a numerologist.

425
00:24:09,401 --> 00:24:11,399
He believed
numbers have meaning.

426
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,399
I know a little something
about numbers.

427
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,400
Seven and six together
means a test is coming.

428
00:24:16,401 --> 00:24:18,399
Two sixes mean abundance.

429
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,400
So, it look like
a big test might be coming.

430
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,399
Well, hello there.

431
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,399
The Grand Orleans
Imperial Island Hotel

432
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,400
welcomes you and your lovely
group of benefactresses.

433
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,120
Uh, I would just like to say
that we applaud

434
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,400
your innumerable,
uh, philanthropic...

435
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,400
acts and, um...

436
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,400
And, um...

437
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,399
I'm sorry, madam,

438
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,399
but the hotel has
a very strict no-pet policy.

439
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,400
You seem like the sort of man

440
00:25:16,401 --> 00:25:17,900
who loves a precious.

441
00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:19,399
Don't you, Mister...

442
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,400
Stringer. R. J. Stringer III.
Hotel Manager.

443
00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:24,399
Thank you
for making an exception,

444
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,399
- Mr. R. J. The Hotel Manager.
- Stringer.

445
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,400
Yes, but I haven't yet...
But I didn't agree...

446
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:31,400
So, tell me something, Mister...

447
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,400
- Stringy?
- Stringer.

448
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,399
Hotel man.

449
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,399
- Manager.
- The third.

450
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,899
- Yeah.
- I know you love kitties.

451
00:25:41,401 --> 00:25:45,400
But what do you think of...

452
00:25:45,401 --> 00:25:46,900
mice?

453
00:25:46,901 --> 00:25:48,399
Mice?

454
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,399
Yeah. Mice.

455
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,399
What would you do
if there were mice

456
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,899
running all around
in this hotel?

457
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:59,149
Well, I can assure you, madam,

458
00:25:59,150 --> 00:26:01,399
there would never be any mice...

459
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,400
But if there were?
Hypothetically?

460
00:26:05,401 --> 00:26:07,400
Mmm. Oh, hypothetically.

461
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,400
Yes, I suppose,
well, I would, uh...

462
00:26:10,401 --> 00:26:12,400
I would call the exterminator.

463
00:26:12,401 --> 00:26:14,400
Exactly!

464
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,399
You see, girls?

465
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,400
He would call the exterminator!

466
00:26:21,401 --> 00:26:23,399
Just like any normal human

467
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,399
with his head screwed on right,

468
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,400
he would exterminate
those brats.

469
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,399
Uh... Rats.

470
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,400
We would exterminate the rats.

471
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,399
Evil.

472
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,400
There's no other way
to describe them.

473
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,900
Pure, unvarnished evil.

474
00:26:44,901 --> 00:26:47,399
That's what witches are.

475
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,400
Now, you see
this here cough of mine?

476
00:26:56,401 --> 00:26:58,399
It was likely brought on
by a witch.

477
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,400
Probably that one you saw
in the grocery store.

478
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:02,399
Really? A witch
can make you cough?

479
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,899
Oh, you bet
your sweet patootie they can.

480
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:09,399
Grandma, how can you tell
a real witch from

481
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,400
Well, first of all, witches
aren't really women at all.

482
00:27:13,401 --> 00:27:16,399
They're demons in human shape.

483
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,400
That's why if you look closely
at a witch,

484
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,400
you'll notice the corners
of her mouth is elongated,

485
00:27:22,401 --> 00:27:24,399
stretching almost
up to her ears,

486
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,899
and that's usually hidden
with pancake makeup.

487
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:31,400
And a real witch always
wears gloves. Always.

488
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:34,400
Because a real witch
doesn't have hands.

489
00:27:34,401 --> 00:27:35,400
She's got claws.

490
00:27:35,401 --> 00:27:36,399
Claws?

491
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,400
And they don't have toes. Ooh.

492
00:27:41,401 --> 00:27:43,399
Their ugly feet look like

493
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,400
their toes got chopped off
with an axe.

494
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,399
And all witches are bald.

495
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,400
As bald as a boiled egg.

496
00:27:50,401 --> 00:27:51,400
So, they wear wigs.

497
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,899
And it gives them nasty sores.

498
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,649
"Wig rash," the witches call it.

499
00:27:57,650 --> 00:28:00,400
Mmm! And it makes them crazy.

500
00:28:00,401 --> 00:28:01,400
So, gloves,

501
00:28:01,401 --> 00:28:02,399
wigs.

502
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,400
Is that everything?

503
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,399
Nose-holes.

504
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,400
- Nose-holes?
- Yeah. Nostrils.

505
00:28:07,401 --> 00:28:09,399
Nose-holes.

506
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,400
Witches have larger nose-holes
than normal people.

507
00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:14,400
When they need
to sniff out a child,

508
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,399
those nose-holes can grow out

509
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,400
as big as eight inches
in diameter.

510
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,400
But, mind you, children
smell horrible to witches.

511
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,920
Even if the kid
just had a bath?

512
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,399
That makes it worse.

513
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,400
A freshly clean kid smells
like dog poop to a witch.

514
00:28:32,401 --> 00:28:34,400
- Dog poop?
- That's right.

515
00:28:34,401 --> 00:28:36,399
And the cleaner the kid,

516
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,399
the poopier he smells
to a witch.

517
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,400
Maybe I should
stop taking baths.

518
00:28:40,401 --> 00:28:41,400
Child, don't test me.

519
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,400
Can a witch come in here
and get us while we sleep?

520
00:28:46,401 --> 00:28:48,399
No.

521
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,399
Not at all.

522
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,400
Witches never do
silly things like

523
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,400
climbing drainpipes or
breaking into people's houses.

524
00:28:57,401 --> 00:29:00,900
Besides, they have no idea
where we are.

525
00:29:00,901 --> 00:29:04,400
Okay, but I'm still
a little scared.

526
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,400
Over here, come on, little man.

527
00:29:07,401 --> 00:29:09,400
There we go.

528
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,400
Get some sleep.

529
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,400
Hmm?

530
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,400
Really?

531
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,399
Mmm.

532
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,399
The next morning,

533
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,399
the sun was shining
and the air was crisp

534
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,400
I kept quiet as a mouse
so Grandma could sleep in,

535
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,399
and I took it upon myself

536
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,400
to order her
some room service breakfast.

537
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,400
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

538
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,399
Here's your breakfast, Grandma.

539
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,400
Scrambled eggs,
chicken fried steak,

540
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,400
hominy grits, pecan sticky buns,

541
00:30:58,401 --> 00:31:00,399
rhubarb strawberry jam,

542
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,400
and a pitcher
of sweet iced tea with mint.

543
00:31:03,401 --> 00:31:06,400
Oh, that sure smells special.

544
00:31:06,401 --> 00:31:09,400
Oh, mercy, I slept in late.

545
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,399
Phew.

546
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,899
Well, thank you for ordering
me breakfast, darling.

547
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:17,400
I gave the room service guy
a half a dollar tip.

548
00:31:17,401 --> 00:31:18,399
Was that okay?

549
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,400
That's mighty
gentlemanly of you.

550
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,399
Grandma, are you okay?

551
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,399
I'm fine.
Just a little tickle.

552
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,399
Grab Grandma
that glass of tea.

553
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,899
And listen, Grandma's gonna
take it easy today.

554
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:33,400
But I want you to get outside
and run around.

555
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:38,399
Go down to the water.
Have fun.

556
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,400
I was thinking I would do
some training with Daisy.

557
00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:42,400
Oh! Well, take her with.

558
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,200
Just don't let her get
too close to the water.

559
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,400
I wouldn't want
some big old sea snake

560
00:31:46,401 --> 00:31:47,400
to grab ahold of her.

561
00:31:47,401 --> 00:31:49,399
Sea snake?

562
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,400
I'm just joshing.
There ain't no sea snakes.

563
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,399
You go on now. Have fun.

564
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,400
And don't worry about me.
I'm fine.

565
00:31:57,401 --> 00:31:58,680
Even though I knew

566
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,400
Grandma was kidding
about the sea snakes,

567
00:32:01,401 --> 00:32:03,400
I didn't wanna take any chances,

568
00:32:03,401 --> 00:32:05,400
so we stayed inside.

569
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,399
And wouldn't you know,

570
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,400
we came upon the big ballroom
where it turns out

571
00:32:10,401 --> 00:32:11,400
the International Society

572
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,400
for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Children folks

573
00:32:14,401 --> 00:32:17,400
were gonna have
their conference.

574
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,399
Hey!

575
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,399
You there!

576
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,399
And what are you doing?

577
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,899
Breaking and entering?

578
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,400
Looking for a quiet spot.

579
00:32:29,401 --> 00:32:30,900
For what?

580
00:32:30,901 --> 00:32:32,399
Training.

581
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,400
Training what?

582
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,399
Cool. Super.
What's his name?

583
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,899
It's a she.
And her name is Daisy.

584
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:43,399
Can I hold her?

585
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,400
She's not too comfortable
around strangers.

586
00:32:47,401 --> 00:32:50,399
Can she do any tricks
or anything?

587
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,920
We were just about
to do some training.

588
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,399
Wanna watch?

589
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,399
What time is it?

590
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,399
A nice lady told me
to meet her here at 12:25.

591
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,400
She said she would give me
six bars of Swiss chocolate.

592
00:33:01,401 --> 00:33:03,400
What's your name?
I'm...

593
00:33:03,401 --> 00:33:04,399
Bruno Jenkins!

594
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,400
I've been looking for you
everywhere, young man.

595
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:09,400
Your father is furious.

596
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:10,399
Hello, Mother.

597
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,400
This is my new friend.

598
00:33:12,401 --> 00:33:13,399
Nice to meet you.

599
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,399
Look at your hands,
they're filthy!

600
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,400
Look at your shirt!
It's a complete mess!

601
00:33:19,401 --> 00:33:20,900
- Come with me.
- Ow!

602
00:33:20,901 --> 00:33:22,399
What have you been doing?

603
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,400
Running around
in a sausage factory?

604
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,399
The room
was completely empty.

605
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,400
A perfect place for me
and Daisy to do our training.

606
00:33:50,401 --> 00:33:51,399
And I figured,

607
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,400
if all the Prevention
of Cruelty to Children people

608
00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:55,399
showed up,

609
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,400
they would probably look kindly

610
00:33:57,401 --> 00:33:58,399
on a young mouse trainer

611
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,400
who was just
going about his business.

612
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,400
Jeez, that scared
the crap out of me.

613
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,399
So, here we are.

614
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,399
Here is the Le Grand
Imperial Ballroom

615
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,399
or Le Salon Grande,
as we call it.

616
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,899
Well, actually
we call it the Mural Room

617
00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,399
because of all these
beautiful murals...

618
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,400
I was told there is only
one door in and out, yeah?

619
00:34:58,401 --> 00:34:59,399
Yeah. Yes.

620
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,400
There's, uh, only that door
there, in and out,

621
00:35:03,401 --> 00:35:04,399
and which, of course,

622
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,400
does not make
the fire marshal very happy.

623
00:35:06,401 --> 00:35:10,400
So, don't you go
starting any fires.

624
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,400
This room will do.

625
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,399
Right, so...

626
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,400
Yeah, so, if there's any...
Is there anything else

627
00:35:29,401 --> 00:35:30,400
- that you ladies...
- No.

628
00:35:30,401 --> 00:35:31,900
- No?
- Bye-bye.

629
00:35:31,901 --> 00:35:33,400
Oh, all right.

630
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:56,400
Saoirse,
secure the room!

631
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:07,400
Okay, you so-called ladies.

632
00:36:07,401 --> 00:36:10,400
Prepare for removal.

633
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,400
Wake up.

634
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,400
Okay, you trussed-up succubines,

635
00:37:11,401 --> 00:37:15,400
you may remove your gloves.

636
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,400
You may remove your shoes.

637
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,399
And...

638
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:49,400
you may remove your wigs!

639
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,899
They're all witches.

640
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,649
My blood ran cold

641
00:38:17,650 --> 00:38:20,400
as I started to get real scared.

642
00:38:20,401 --> 00:38:21,399
Here I was,

643
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:26,400
trapped in a room with a bunch
of bald-headed witches!

644
00:38:26,401 --> 00:38:29,400
And the mean one,
the bald-head honcho

645
00:38:29,401 --> 00:38:31,399
who was standing right above me,

646
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,399
the one who was
giving all the orders,

647
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,399
as soon as I got
a good look at her,

648
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,400
I knew instantly
who she had to be.

649
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,400
She's the Grand High Witch.

650
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,400
Witches.

651
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,400
Witches.

652
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,399
You are a heap

653
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:09,400
of good-for-nothing worms!

654
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,400
This morning,

655
00:39:17,401 --> 00:39:18,399
I'm having my breakfast

656
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,400
and I'm looking out
the window, at the beach,

657
00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:25,900
and what am I seeing? Hmm?

658
00:39:25,901 --> 00:39:29,399
What am I seeing?

659
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,400
I'm seeing dozens...

660
00:39:31,401 --> 00:39:33,399
I'm seeing hundreds...

661
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,400
I'm seeing hundreds
of repulsive little brats

662
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,399
playing in the sand,

663
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,400
and it's putting me
right off my food!

664
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,400
So...

665
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,400
Here are my orders.

666
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:05,400
I want every child
in the world...

667
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,399
rubbed out!

668
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:14,399
Squashed, squirted,
and frittered!

669
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:19,399
Your Excellency,
do you have a plan?

670
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,400
How can we possibly
wipe out every child?

671
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,899
That was actually
a good question.

672
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:41,400
Insubordinate
but a good question.

673
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,399
Of course I have a plan.

674
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:51,400
I want each of you to return
to your pathetic little town.

675
00:40:51,401 --> 00:40:52,399
And open...

676
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:57,399
a candy store.

677
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,399
And in this store you will sell

678
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:06,400
only the highest quality,
tastiest candy.

679
00:41:06,401 --> 00:41:10,399
Now, you're probably wondering,

680
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,400
"Where do I get the money
to buy a candy shop?"

681
00:41:13,401 --> 00:41:18,400
Well, I have
thought of that too.

682
00:41:18,401 --> 00:41:23,400
In my room, room number 666,

683
00:41:23,401 --> 00:41:25,399
I have a steamer trunk

684
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,400
filled with brand-new,
crisp $100 bills!

685
00:41:28,401 --> 00:41:30,399
Room 666.

686
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:35,400
Remember that room number 666

687
00:41:35,401 --> 00:41:37,399
and your shops will sell

688
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,400
only the highest quality,
tastiest candy.

689
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400
And...

690
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,399
We use Formula Number 86

691
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,400
Delayed Action Mouse Maker!

692
00:41:55,401 --> 00:41:57,399
Ooh!

693
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,400
One drop of Mouse Maker
in a piece of candy

694
00:42:01,401 --> 00:42:04,400
will transform
a dirty little child

695
00:42:04,401 --> 00:42:07,400
into a mouse in one hour!

696
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,899
Ah!

697
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,399
Two drops

698
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,400
will transform the disgusting
little brat in 30 minutes.

699
00:42:15,401 --> 00:42:19,400
And three drops
is instantaneous.

700
00:42:19,401 --> 00:42:22,400
An instant mouse!

701
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:26,400
Oh.

702
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,400
Oh, no, no, no.

703
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,400
Shut up.

704
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,399
So,

705
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,399
less than an hour ago,

706
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,400
I found a repulsive smelly
little boy in the lobby

707
00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:52,400
and I gave him
an outrageously expensive

708
00:42:52,401 --> 00:42:54,399
bar of Swiss chocolate.

709
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,400
A chocolate bar
that was laced with one drop

710
00:42:58,401 --> 00:43:00,399
- of my Number 86...
- Oh, no.

711
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,376
...Delayed
Action Mouse Maker potion!

712
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,399
Bruno.

713
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,680
And I told
the greedy little brat

714
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,399
to meet me here at 12:25.

715
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,399
So, in less than 10 minutes,

716
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:17,400
all you pathetic witches will
see what a true genius I am!

717
00:43:17,401 --> 00:43:20,400
Genius! Genius! Genius!

718
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,399
Quiet!

719
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,400
Where's my chocolate?

720
00:44:15,401 --> 00:44:17,399
It's the greedy little cretin.

721
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,720
- Quick! Put on your wigs!
- Hey, are you in there?

722
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,399
Welcome, you...

723
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,400
fine, handsome man.

724
00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:32,399
We've been waiting.

725
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,899
Darling boy.

726
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:37,400
I have your chocolate for you.

727
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,400
You promised me
six bars of chocolate.

728
00:44:56,401 --> 00:45:00,400
I only see one in your hand.

729
00:45:00,401 --> 00:45:02,399
Hmm... You see, ladies,

730
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:07,400
not only is he fat and stupid
but greedy too.

731
00:45:07,401 --> 00:45:10,400
Mmm.

732
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,400
That's right, little man.

733
00:45:22,401 --> 00:45:25,900
Here is your
delicious chocolate.

734
00:45:25,901 --> 00:45:29,400
Come and get it.
Come and get it.

735
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,400
Get ready, girls.

736
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,399
Ten seconds.

737
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,399
Give me my chocolate.
Give it to me.

738
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,400
It's right here, my darling.

739
00:45:40,401 --> 00:45:42,400
Daisy, what do we do?

740
00:45:42,401 --> 00:45:43,399
Give me.
Give me.

741
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,399
Five seconds.

742
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,400
Give me my chocolate.
Give it to me.

743
00:45:48,401 --> 00:45:49,399
Three...

744
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,400
- Give me it. Give me. Give me!
- Two...

745
00:45:51,401 --> 00:45:52,400
One...

746
00:45:56,401 --> 00:45:58,900
Ignition!

747
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,399
That smelly brat,

748
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,399
that horrid louse

749
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,399
has been transformed...

750
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,400
She's done it.
She's a genius.

751
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,400
...into a lovely little mouse!

752
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,399
What's the big idea?

753
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,400
Where's my chocolate?

754
00:46:51,401 --> 00:46:53,400
Squish him!

755
00:46:53,401 --> 00:46:54,399
Whoa!

756
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,400
Squish him! Kill him!

757
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,399
He's right there.

758
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,899
They turned Bruno
into a mouse

759
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,400
and now they're trying
to squish him.

760
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,400
I'll fetch him.

761
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,400
Did you just talk?

762
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,399
It's a swarm!

763
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,400
They're everywhere!

764
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:25,400
Get him.
Where is he? Where is he?

765
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,399
Gosh! You're a giant.
Why are you so big?

766
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,400
I'm not big.
You're little. I'm normal.

767
00:47:37,401 --> 00:47:38,900
How can I be little?

768
00:47:38,901 --> 00:47:40,400
Because you're a mouse.

769
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,400
A witch put a spell on you.

770
00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:44,900
Witch? What witch?

771
00:47:44,901 --> 00:47:47,150
Ah-ha! I knew it!

772
00:47:47,151 --> 00:47:49,400
Dog dropping!

773
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,400
- Help!
- Grab him.

774
00:47:52,401 --> 00:47:54,900
- Help! Help me!
- Hold him down.

775
00:47:54,901 --> 00:47:57,400
- Flip him. Gag position.
- Help! Help!

776
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,400
Open his trap.

777
00:48:02,401 --> 00:48:04,399
Open it.

778
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,399
Okay.

779
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,399
That's how you wanna play,

780
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:13,400
we'll play the Shakespeare way.

781
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,899
One drop...

782
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,400
Two...

783
00:48:26,401 --> 00:48:29,400
Blast off.

784
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,400
Yes! Yes!

785
00:48:35,401 --> 00:48:36,400
Yes!

786
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:15,400
Aren't you a cute little mouse?

787
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,400
Who has the mallet?

788
00:49:21,401 --> 00:49:23,400
- Here! Here!
- Get the mallet.

789
00:49:23,401 --> 00:49:24,900
Where's the mallet?

790
00:49:24,901 --> 00:49:26,399
I'm not afraid of nothing.

791
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,400
I have him.
Where's the mallet?

792
00:49:29,401 --> 00:49:33,400
Come on. Give it to me.
Give it to me.

793
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,399
Run, Bruno, run!

794
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,399
So, you're a mouse too?

795
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,400
Now I've got you.

796
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,400
Four legs, Bruno.

797
00:49:53,401 --> 00:49:54,900
Four legs.

798
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,400
Rats! A dead end!

799
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,400
Run, Bruno, run!

800
00:50:06,401 --> 00:50:07,400
No!

801
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,400
Ow, my back.

802
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,899
What happened to us?

803
00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:32,399
Why are we mouses?

804
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,399
- "Mice."
- Whatever.

805
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,400
There's a convention of
witches here in the hotel,

806
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:37,900
and they have an evil potion.

807
00:50:37,901 --> 00:50:39,400
They put it in your chocolate.

808
00:50:39,401 --> 00:50:41,399
My chocolate? Crikey!

809
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,899
They always spike the chocolate.

810
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,400
It's standard
evil witch procedure.

811
00:50:46,401 --> 00:50:48,400
Wait. You were a kid too?

812
00:50:48,401 --> 00:50:49,399
A girl.

813
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,400
Do I look like
a baby goat to you?

814
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,399
Nope, a mouse.

815
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,399
What are we going to do?

816
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,399
I don't want to be a mouse.

817
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,400
I like being
a portly little kid.

818
00:51:01,401 --> 00:51:02,400
"Child."

819
00:51:02,401 --> 00:51:03,399
Whatever.

820
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,399
All right,
we have to find my grandma.

821
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,399
She knows
everything about witches.

822
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,400
She'll know what to do.
Come on.

823
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,899
Two crab salads.
What are you doing?

824
00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:19,400
Wow, look at
all that lovely food.

825
00:51:19,401 --> 00:51:21,400
Okay, here's what we do.

826
00:51:21,401 --> 00:51:22,399
You see that vent?

827
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,899
I bet that'll get us
to the lobby. Let's go.

828
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:27,399
Pick that up.
That's white truffle.

829
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,400
You have any idea
how much white truffle costs?

830
00:51:29,401 --> 00:51:32,400
Wipe it off
and put it in the sauce.

831
00:51:32,401 --> 00:51:35,400
What is this?
You call that puffed?

832
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,400
Let's get some more hands
in here.

833
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,399
So, now what?

834
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,400
Look, all we need to do is
make our way to the elevator,

835
00:51:50,401 --> 00:51:51,400
then up to the fourth floor.

836
00:51:51,401 --> 00:51:53,400
Come on.

837
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,400
Hey, a little help.

838
00:51:57,901 --> 00:51:59,399
Crikey.

839
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,400
- Hurry up.
- This way.

840
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,899
I just realized
something, y'all.

841
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:25,400
How exactly do we
reach the button

842
00:52:25,401 --> 00:52:27,400
- Floor?
- Four, please.

843
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,400
Come on.

844
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,400
There's my room, 766.

845
00:52:47,401 --> 00:52:49,400
This way.

846
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,400
She's never
going to hear us.

847
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,400
A doorbell.

848
00:53:05,401 --> 00:53:07,400
Come on.

849
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,400
Crikey!

850
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,400
All right.
We make a human ladder.

851
00:53:41,401 --> 00:53:42,900
You mean a mouse ladder?

852
00:53:42,901 --> 00:53:44,400
Right, a mouse ladder.

853
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,400
Ow! Ow.

854
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,400
I got... I got...

855
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,560
I got it!

856
00:54:02,401 --> 00:54:04,399
Help me!

857
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,400
Ahhh, great balls of fire,
don't let me fall!

858
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,400
- Phew.
- Follow me, boys.

859
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,399
Mice!

860
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,400
Mice! Mice!

861
00:54:37,401 --> 00:54:39,400
They everywhere!

862
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,399
Grandma, it's me.

863
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,680
Grandma, it's me, your grandson.

864
00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,899
My grandson...

865
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:01,399
Is that you, boy?

866
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,400
Yes, Grandma, it's me.

867
00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:05,400
Oh... Oh.

868
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:08,399
Is it really you?

869
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,399
It's really me.

870
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,400
- What happened?
- It was the Grand High Witch.

871
00:55:12,401 --> 00:55:13,399
The Grand High Witch?

872
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,400
Oh, Lord,
not the Grand High Witch.

873
00:55:15,401 --> 00:55:16,399
Yes. She mouse-afied me.

874
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,399
And the whole hotel
is full of witches.

875
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,899
They're having a witch
convention or something.

876
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,400
You been through so much,
you don't need this.

877
00:55:23,401 --> 00:55:25,399
Grandma's so, so sorry.

878
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,399
Grandma,
please get off the floor

879
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,399
and put me on the coffee table.

880
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,400
- How do I do that?
- Pick me up.

881
00:55:31,401 --> 00:55:32,399
Pick you up?

882
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,680
Yeah, just like I pick up Daisy.

883
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,400
Right.

884
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,399
I can't believe
this happened to you.

885
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,400
Believe me,
things could be a lot worse.

886
00:55:45,401 --> 00:55:46,400
They could?

887
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,399
Oh, Grandma, by the way,

888
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,400
this is my friend,
Bruno Jenkins.

889
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,400
He's now a mouse too,

890
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,399
but he used to be
a chubby, little English kid.

891
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,400
You could've just stopped at,
"This is my friend, Bruno."

892
00:55:59,401 --> 00:56:00,399
I'm so sorry, Bruno.

893
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,400
Those nasty, evil witches
got you too, huh?

894
00:56:03,401 --> 00:56:05,400
Yes. They got me good
and proper.

895
00:56:05,401 --> 00:56:07,399
It's been an awful day.

896
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,399
- Anybody else hungry?
- Ahem!

897
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,399
Oh, and Daisy used to be
a kid... A girl too.

898
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,400
Why didn't you
say something before, darling?

899
00:56:14,401 --> 00:56:16,400
Because it can be very dangerous

900
00:56:16,401 --> 00:56:17,399
for a mouse to talk.

901
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,400
Most people don't understand
and they get scared.

902
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,400
I almost said something
the other night

903
00:56:23,401 --> 00:56:24,399
when you told the story

904
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,400
about Alice Blue
getting turned into a chicken,

905
00:56:26,401 --> 00:56:28,399
but I thought better of it.

906
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,400
So, some wicked, evil witch
mouse-afied you.

907
00:56:31,401 --> 00:56:33,399
Yes, ma'am, four months ago.

908
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,400
On the very same afternoon
I ran away from the orphanage.

909
00:56:37,401 --> 00:56:39,400
Well, what happened was,
a kind lady...

910
00:56:39,401 --> 00:56:41,399
Well, I thought she was kind.

911
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,400
Anyway, she offered me
a chocolate bar,

912
00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:45,400
and before I knew it, poof!

913
00:56:45,401 --> 00:56:47,399
I was transformed.

914
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,399
Then, faster than a hot knife
cuts through butter,

915
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,400
a panhandler scoops me up
and sells me to a pet store

916
00:56:53,401 --> 00:56:55,400
so he could buy food.

917
00:56:55,401 --> 00:56:57,399
Yum!

918
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,399
I'm so sorry, Daisy.

919
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,400
Mary. Uh, my real name
is Mary.

920
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,400
Mary. That's a pretty name.

921
00:57:03,401 --> 00:57:04,399
Excuse me.

922
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,400
All this talk about food
is making me really hungry.

923
00:57:07,401 --> 00:57:09,400
Can I have one of those grapes?

924
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,400
So, it was
the Grand High Witch,

925
00:57:14,401 --> 00:57:16,399
and she's in this very hotel?

926
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,400
We got to do something to turn
you back. Make this right.

927
00:57:19,401 --> 00:57:21,400
The Grand High Witch
has a room full of potion.

928
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,399
And she's gonna use it

929
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,400
to turn every kid in the world
into a mouse.

930
00:57:25,401 --> 00:57:26,399
We have to help them.

931
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,400
- Who is it?
- Hotel maintenance.

932
00:57:30,401 --> 00:57:32,400
Quick, hide.

933
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,400
Here. Hop in my knitting tote.

934
00:57:37,401 --> 00:57:39,400
Keep your heads down.

935
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,399
Yes.

936
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,399
I'm sorry to bother you, ma'am,

937
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,400
but we got a report of
a possible rodent infestation.

938
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:53,900
Rodent infestation?
In a hotel this expensive?

939
00:57:53,901 --> 00:57:56,400
That's crazier than
a hog on slaughter day.

940
00:57:56,401 --> 00:57:58,400
Yes, ma'am.
It's probably nothing.

941
00:57:58,401 --> 00:58:00,399
The maid who said
she saw the rodents

942
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,400
has a tendency to be
a bit high-strung.

943
00:58:02,401 --> 00:58:03,900
- Mmm.
- But, to be on the safe side,

944
00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:05,400
I thought
I'd lay these here traps,

945
00:58:05,401 --> 00:58:07,399
- if you don't mind.
- Okay.

946
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,400
- We put them in all the rooms.
- Mmm-hmm.

947
00:58:09,401 --> 00:58:11,399
Just to be safe.

948
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,400
So, uh, what are they? Mice?

949
00:58:15,401 --> 00:58:16,399
Oh. No, ma'am.

950
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,400
Maid said she saw
a swarm of huge, ugly rats.

951
00:58:19,401 --> 00:58:21,400
At least a dozen of them.

952
00:58:21,401 --> 00:58:22,399
Goodness, a dozen?

953
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,399
Well, it's like I said,

954
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,400
she has a tendency to be
a bit high-strung.

955
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,400
Fresh Wisconsin cheddar.

956
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,400
Drives them rodents plumb crazy.

957
00:58:36,401 --> 00:58:38,400
They can't resist it.

958
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,399
Mmm...

959
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,400
Anyway, you hear any
of these traps start snapping,

960
00:58:47,401 --> 00:58:48,400
give me a call.

961
00:58:48,401 --> 00:58:49,400
I sure will.

962
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,399
That's right.

963
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,400
Don't you know anything?
Grapes can hurt a mouse.

964
00:58:54,401 --> 00:58:55,399
All right, you three.

965
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,399
You stay away from
those traps, you hear?

966
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,520
If we could just get our hands
on some of that potion,

967
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,399
I might be able
to reverse-engineer it.

968
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,399
Make it a potion
that turns mice into children.

969
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,399
I always travel with
my anti-hex herbs and salts.

970
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,400
But whoever knows where
that wicked, evil witch is.

971
00:59:11,401 --> 00:59:13,399
We do. She's in room 666.

972
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,399
We heard her tell
all those witches

973
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,400
to meet her in room 666
right after dinner.

974
00:59:18,401 --> 00:59:20,399
And we're in room 766.

975
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,400
Room 666 is right below us.

976
00:59:22,401 --> 00:59:24,399
Good Lord!

977
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,400
That evil sorceress is living
right beneath us?

978
00:59:26,401 --> 00:59:27,399
Yes. And here's what we do.

979
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,400
We wait for the Grand High
Witch to leave her room,

980
00:59:29,401 --> 00:59:31,400
then we use
Grandma's knitting wool

981
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,440
as a rope to lower me down

982
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,400
to the Grand High Witch's
balcony.

983
00:59:34,401 --> 00:59:35,440
I grab a bottle of potion,

984
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,400
Grandma hoists me back up,
she reverses the spell,

985
00:59:38,401 --> 00:59:41,399
and ta-da!
We're kids again.

986
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,400
Young man, you think
all that up just now?

987
00:59:44,401 --> 00:59:47,399
Popped right into my head.

988
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,400
Vile, filthy brats.

989
01:00:00,401 --> 01:00:02,400
You make me puke!

990
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,399
Hades,

991
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,399
it's getting so bad,

992
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,399
I can't even enjoy
a glass of wormwood.

993
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,400
She's the Grand High Witch,
all right.

994
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,399
Grandma, that's the potion.

995
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,399
She's keeping it on ice.

996
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,899
Yeah, it's exactly what we need.

997
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:40,399
Hades, come.

998
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,400
We are late for tea.

999
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,400
Teatime. Perfect.

1000
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,899
Now look, all we need
is one bottle of potion.

1001
01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:57,649
So, grab one as fast
as you can and hurry on back.

1002
01:00:57,650 --> 01:01:00,400
No telling when that monster
is fixing to return.

1003
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,400
I know you're
likely scared, baby.

1004
01:01:04,401 --> 01:01:05,400
I'm not scared, Grandma.

1005
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,399
I don't know why,

1006
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,400
but ever since I was turned
into a small mouse,

1007
01:01:09,401 --> 01:01:11,400
little things
don't scare me anymore.

1008
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:14,400
Okay. Hold on tight.

1009
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,399
I can't believe

1010
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,400
they won't let my precious
into the dining room.

1011
01:02:35,401 --> 01:02:38,400
This fleabag, roach-trap hotel

1012
01:02:38,401 --> 01:02:41,400
discriminates
against everything.

1013
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,400
Money.
Money, money, money.

1014
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,399
Oh, Hades,

1015
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,399
why, in this disgusting
human world,

1016
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,400
do you need money
for everything?

1017
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:13,400
Disgusting, filthy lucre.

1018
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,400
He's ready.

1019
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,399
Well, well, well, well.

1020
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:10,400
Why is this wool here, I wonder?

1021
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,399
Oh. Hello.

1022
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,400
I just dropped my knitting
over the balcony.

1023
01:04:16,401 --> 01:04:17,400
But it's all right.

1024
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,400
Thank goodness I still have
a hold of it on this end.

1025
01:04:20,401 --> 01:04:22,400
Well, I'm just gonna
go ahead on and...

1026
01:04:22,401 --> 01:04:24,399
And pull it on up.

1027
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,400
I'll be out of your way.

1028
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,400
Let go.

1029
01:04:28,401 --> 01:04:30,400
I know you.

1030
01:04:30,401 --> 01:04:32,399
Me?

1031
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,399
I don't think so.

1032
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:34,899
I have seen you before.

1033
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:36,399
I remember your face.

1034
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,400
You mighta seen me
in the lobby, maybe.

1035
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:41,899
No, no, no, no, no.

1036
01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:43,399
Not in the lobby.

1037
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,399
I remember you from...

1038
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,400
What? Who is it?

1039
01:04:48,401 --> 01:04:50,400
It's Mr. Stringer III,

1040
01:04:50,401 --> 01:04:51,399
Hotel Manager.

1041
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,400
Curses!

1042
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,400
You want me to remove

1043
01:05:02,401 --> 01:05:03,399
the children from the beach?

1044
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,399
I want them removed.

1045
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,400
Well, I'll...
I'll see what I can do.

1046
01:05:07,401 --> 01:05:10,400
Madam, I procured this,
uh, for you today.

1047
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,400
I thought you might like it.

1048
01:05:12,401 --> 01:05:14,400
It's a kitty carrier.

1049
01:05:14,401 --> 01:05:15,399
And I thought

1050
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:18,400
you could put your feline
friend in there and you can

1051
01:05:18,401 --> 01:05:20,400
transport him
all over the hotel,

1052
01:05:20,401 --> 01:05:22,900
including the dining room.

1053
01:05:22,901 --> 01:05:25,400
Thought you might like that.

1054
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,399
Well,

1055
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:35,400
let me tell you something,
Mister Cat-Cage-Procurer.

1056
01:05:35,401 --> 01:05:37,399
I will never, ever

1057
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,400
allow my precious puss to be...

1058
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,400
Well, look at that.
He likes it in there.

1059
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:51,480
Oh, madam, I almost forgot.

1060
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,400
Regarding your ladies' dinner
this evening,

1061
01:05:55,401 --> 01:05:58,400
we have neglected
to select a soup.

1062
01:05:58,401 --> 01:05:59,399
Now, there are two choices.

1063
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,399
One is our
Cajun spice crab Creole,

1064
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,400
and the other one is our
plantation kitchen split pea.

1065
01:06:05,401 --> 01:06:08,900
Which one is cheaper?

1066
01:06:08,901 --> 01:06:12,400
Well, madam,
I'm sure you will appreciate

1067
01:06:12,401 --> 01:06:14,900
that the crab is fresh
and it is...

1068
01:06:14,901 --> 01:06:17,400
Which one?

1069
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,400
Plantation kitchen split pea.
That's the one.

1070
01:06:22,401 --> 01:06:26,400
Then we will have
the split pea soup.

1071
01:06:26,401 --> 01:06:28,399
Yes, madam.

1072
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,899
And...

1073
01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:33,400
no garlic in the soup.

1074
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,399
No what?

1075
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,400
Garlic.

1076
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,899
No garlic?

1077
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,149
Did I stutter?

1078
01:06:46,150 --> 01:06:48,274
No garlic.

1079
01:06:48,275 --> 01:06:50,399
My women,

1080
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:55,400
all suffer from a selective
food avoidance disorder.

1081
01:06:55,401 --> 01:06:57,400
Picky eaters.

1082
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,899
Yes, madam.
As you wish.

1083
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:03,400
I will inform the chef.

1084
01:07:03,401 --> 01:07:05,400
You do that.

1085
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,400
I'll let myself out.

1086
01:07:08,401 --> 01:07:11,400
You do that.

1087
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,400
Well, my precious,

1088
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:25,400
since you enjoy being
in that cage so much,

1089
01:07:25,401 --> 01:07:27,400
you can stay in it!

1090
01:07:27,401 --> 01:07:29,400
Traitor!

1091
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,600
Mouse Maker potion.

1092
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,400
A drop of hyssop...

1093
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:51,400
A smidgen of mugwort...

1094
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:55,399
And now,

1095
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,899
a dash of healing water,
straight from Lourdes.

1096
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:00,400
This is the most powerful
healing water there is.

1097
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,399
Okay.

1098
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,400
Now let's all join hands
and bow our heads.

1099
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,400
Well, I'll be...

1100
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:47,400
Not much more to say
than that.

1101
01:08:47,401 --> 01:08:50,400
We had to try something, kids.

1102
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,399
This witch's power

1103
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:57,400
is far greater
than my little home remedies.

1104
01:08:57,401 --> 01:08:59,399
Evil power.

1105
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,899
And strong.

1106
01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:04,149
Much stronger than me.

1107
01:09:04,150 --> 01:09:06,400
Please don't cry, Grandma.

1108
01:09:06,401 --> 01:09:07,400
It'll be okay.

1109
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:09,899
I'm sorry, children.

1110
01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:12,149
It's not your fault, Grandma.

1111
01:09:12,150 --> 01:09:14,400
Sometimes things just happen.

1112
01:09:14,401 --> 01:09:16,400
Yeah, they do.

1113
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,400
I actually don't mind
being a mouse.

1114
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:24,400
I get to hang out
with my new friends all day,

1115
01:09:24,401 --> 01:09:26,400
don't have to go
to school anymore,

1116
01:09:26,401 --> 01:09:28,399
and I don't have to learn
how to drive,

1117
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,400
which means I'll never
get into an accident.

1118
01:09:30,401 --> 01:09:34,399
Oh, child.
Come here.

1119
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,400
Grandma, will you still
take care of me?

1120
01:09:36,401 --> 01:09:37,399
Even if I stay a mouse?

1121
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,400
Of course
I will, darling.

1122
01:09:39,401 --> 01:09:40,900
Doesn't matter who you are

1123
01:09:40,901 --> 01:09:42,399
or what you look like,

1124
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,400
so long as somebody loves you.

1125
01:09:44,401 --> 01:09:46,400
And I always will.

1126
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,399
What about my friends?

1127
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,399
Can they stay too?

1128
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,399
Well, of course.

1129
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,399
If they want to,

1130
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,400
but don't forget,
they all have loved ones

1131
01:10:01,401 --> 01:10:03,399
I'm not so sure about that.

1132
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,400
Don't be a fool.
I'm sure they love you.

1133
01:10:05,401 --> 01:10:07,399
My mother thinks I'm clumsy,

1134
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,400
and my father complains
that I'm always hungry.

1135
01:10:10,401 --> 01:10:12,400
Well, maybe this will
help them love you

1136
01:10:12,401 --> 01:10:15,400
for who you are,
not for who you ain't.

1137
01:10:15,401 --> 01:10:18,400
You're fortunate
to have parents, Bruno.

1138
01:10:18,401 --> 01:10:20,399
Some of us don't.

1139
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,400
But we're gonna be okay.

1140
01:10:21,401 --> 01:10:23,399
We have Grandma.

1141
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,899
And she'll always be our family.

1142
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:28,400
And for that
we are very blessed.

1143
01:10:28,401 --> 01:10:29,399
But what I wanna know

1144
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,399
is why are we standing
around here lollygagging?

1145
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,400
How are we gonna stop
those horrible witches

1146
01:10:35,401 --> 01:10:37,400
from turning
more children into mice?

1147
01:10:37,401 --> 01:10:39,399
She's right.

1148
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,399
We got to do something.

1149
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,399
I know what we'll do.

1150
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,400
I sneak into the kitchen with
the Number 86 Mouse Maker,

1151
01:10:46,401 --> 01:10:48,400
then I slip the potion
into the witches' pea soup

1152
01:10:48,401 --> 01:10:50,399
and turn them all into mice.

1153
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,399
Are you sure about this,
little man?

1154
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,400
This sounds like
it could be a very dangerous

1155
01:10:55,401 --> 01:10:56,399
and scary mission.

1156
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,400
Trust me, Grandma,
I can handle it.

1157
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,399
I'll meet you in the lobby bar.

1158
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,400
Bruno and Daisy know which vent.

1159
01:11:13,401 --> 01:11:14,900
Be careful, darling.

1160
01:11:14,901 --> 01:11:16,400
I will, Grandma.

1161
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,399
Hurry up there!

1162
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:43,400
The pea soup is ready.

1163
01:11:43,401 --> 01:11:44,399
No garlic.

1164
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,400
I got the soup,
no garlic, Chef,

1165
01:11:46,401 --> 01:11:47,399
coming right up.

1166
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,399
Where are my prawns?

1167
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,399
This is not a prawn,
this is a shrimp.

1168
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,400
You don't know the difference
between a shrimp and a prawn?

1169
01:11:54,401 --> 01:11:57,900
Count the pincers.
Un, deux. One, two.

1170
01:11:57,901 --> 01:12:01,400
Let's start ladling out
that soup.

1171
01:12:01,401 --> 01:12:03,399
Come on, you people.

1172
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,400
Yes, Chef.

1173
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,899
What are you doing, huh?

1174
01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:12,400
I'm getting
the prawns ready.

1175
01:12:12,401 --> 01:12:14,399
Don't tell me
that's a prawn.

1176
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,400
- I'm a crustacean expert.
- This is a prawn.

1177
01:12:15,401 --> 01:12:16,400
I've been
sauteing prawns for 30 years

1178
01:12:16,401 --> 01:12:18,399
and I only use butter.

1179
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,399
- Only butter?
- Never oil.

1180
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,400
I don't give a damn
about what nutritionists say.

1181
01:12:22,401 --> 01:12:24,400
They are
the ruination of cuisine.

1182
01:12:24,401 --> 01:12:27,400
Always butter, butter only.

1183
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:37,399
Where are my prawns?

1184
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,400
Who do I have to get
some prawns around here?

1185
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,400
Let's start
ladling out that soup.

1186
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:47,899
Yes, Chef.

1187
01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:49,399
Are you crying?

1188
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:50,400
There's no crying in my kitchen.

1189
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,399
Chef, this soup
needs some garlic.

1190
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,400
Absolutely no garlic.
Stringer's orders.

1191
01:12:58,401 --> 01:12:59,400
Grease fire.

1192
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,400
We got fire
blankets under those sinks.

1193
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:06,400
Are those my prawns
that just exploded?

1194
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:11,400
Forget the prawn, just throw
some shrimp in there.

1195
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:16,400
You idiots don't know how...

1196
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:23,400
Someone get me a sharp knife
so that I can kill myself.

1197
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,400
Somebody call an exterminator.

1198
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,400
Look, there's my mother
and father.

1199
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,400
That's your mother and father?

1200
01:13:43,401 --> 01:13:46,399
As I live and breathe.

1201
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,400
Bruno, I think it's time
to say hello to your parents.

1202
01:13:49,401 --> 01:13:51,400
Are you mad?
Right here in the bar?

1203
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,400
There's no time
like the present.

1204
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,400
Excuse me,
are you Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins?

1205
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:09,400
Can we help you?

1206
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,399
I'm afraid I have some,

1207
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:15,400
well, strange news
about your son, Bruno.

1208
01:14:15,401 --> 01:14:18,399
What about Bruno?
Where is he?

1209
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:22,399
Maybe we can go somewhere
a bit more private.

1210
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,400
Private?
Why do we have to be private?

1211
01:14:24,401 --> 01:14:26,399
It's not an easy thing
for him to explain.

1212
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,400
He'd be much more comfortable
we all went up to your room.

1213
01:14:29,401 --> 01:14:30,399
No, no, look here, madam,

1214
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,399
I'm perfectly comfortable
exactly where I am.

1215
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,400
So, either you tell me
where I can find Bruno

1216
01:14:34,401 --> 01:14:37,400
or you just leave us alone now.

1217
01:14:37,401 --> 01:14:38,400
Well...

1218
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,400
got him right here.

1219
01:14:42,401 --> 01:14:43,400
That's a mouse! A mouse!

1220
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:45,899
What in God's name
is wrong with you?

1221
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,400
Get that filthy rodent
out of here!

1222
01:14:47,401 --> 01:14:49,399
No, no, no, no. This is Bruno.

1223
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,681
Bruno, say something to them.

1224
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,399
"Say something"?
Are you insane?

1225
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:57,399
Get away from us
before I call the manager.

1226
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,400
Quit all this hollering.
This is your son, Bruno.

1227
01:15:00,401 --> 01:15:02,399
Manager! Someone get me
the manager.

1228
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,399
This woman has just scared
my wife half to death.

1229
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,400
She's walking around
with rats in her handbag.

1230
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,400
Bruno, why didn't
you say something?

1231
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,400
My father hates it when I talk
with my mouth full.

1232
01:15:15,401 --> 01:15:17,400
Psst! Grandma.

1233
01:15:17,401 --> 01:15:18,399
Down here.

1234
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,400
There you are.
Thank the Lord.

1235
01:15:21,401 --> 01:15:22,400
So, how'd it go?

1236
01:15:22,401 --> 01:15:25,400
Soup is on.

1237
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,400
Look! The pea soup.

1238
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,400
Here we are,
garlic free.

1239
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,400
Excuse me, madam,
may I have a word with you?

1240
01:15:46,401 --> 01:15:48,400
Please, this way.

1241
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,400
Just over here.

1242
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:54,399
Um...

1243
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:57,400
You wouldn't happen
to be carrying around a mouse

1244
01:15:57,401 --> 01:15:59,400
on your person now, would you?

1245
01:15:59,401 --> 01:16:01,399
- A mouse?
- Mmm-hmm.

1246
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,399
Why on earth would I
be carrying around a mouse?

1247
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:05,400
Does this have anything to do
with all the rat traps

1248
01:16:05,401 --> 01:16:06,680
being set up
all over this hotel?

1249
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,399
Rat traps?

1250
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,399
Is this your pathetic idea
of a smoke screen?

1251
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,399
Accusing your guests
of carrying around mice

1252
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,400
to hide the fact that this
hotel has a mouse infestation.

1253
01:16:15,401 --> 01:16:16,900
Shh. No... Shh. What?

1254
01:16:16,901 --> 01:16:18,399
I'll tell you this.

1255
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:19,899
For what this hotel
is costing me,

1256
01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:21,400
I better not see a single mouse.

1257
01:16:21,401 --> 01:16:23,400
Not even a tiny, cute one.

1258
01:16:23,401 --> 01:16:25,400
Yes, madam. I'm so...

1259
01:16:25,401 --> 01:16:27,400
My mistake. I'm sorry.

1260
01:16:27,401 --> 01:16:29,399
Luther.

1261
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,400
Would you please show
this lady to our finest table?

1262
01:16:31,401 --> 01:16:33,400
Certainly.
This way.

1263
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,399
Apologies, madam,

1264
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,400
- I, it's just...
- Mmm.

1265
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:44,399
Our finest table, madam.

1266
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:47,399
Oh, uh, thank you, Luther.
I'm sure

1267
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:49,899
your finest table
in this lovely establishment

1268
01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:52,400
is this one right here
next to the kitchen.

1269
01:16:52,401 --> 01:16:54,400
I always prefer
a table near the exit

1270
01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:56,400
so I can get out fast.

1271
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,400
- Of course.
- Mmm.

1272
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,400
Check it out.

1273
01:17:31,401 --> 01:17:33,399
They love the soup.

1274
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,399
Have you decided?

1275
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,399
Uh, yes, I think
I'll have the jambalaya.

1276
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:42,400
Excellent. And would you like
something to start?

1277
01:17:42,401 --> 01:17:43,400
Mmm...

1278
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,399
Well, that pea soup

1279
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,400
those fancy ladies are eating
looks good.

1280
01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:48,399
I'll have that.

1281
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,399
I'm sorry.
That soup is reserved

1282
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,400
strictly for that group
of lady guests only.

1283
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:55,399
If I may,

1284
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:58,399
that large party suffers
from a severe garlic allergy.

1285
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,400
So, they have requested their
soup be prepared garlic free.

1286
01:18:01,401 --> 01:18:04,400
It is very bland.
Practically inedible.

1287
01:18:05,901 --> 01:18:07,399
I see.

1288
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:10,399
That sounds disgusting.

1289
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,400
May I suggest
the Cajun spice crab Creole?

1290
01:18:13,401 --> 01:18:16,400
It's one
of our signature dishes.

1291
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,400
Uh, sounds...

1292
01:18:22,401 --> 01:18:24,399
Yes?

1293
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:27,400
Uh, the... The shrimp Creole
will be fine.

1294
01:18:27,401 --> 01:18:29,400
You mean
the crab Creole?

1295
01:18:29,401 --> 01:18:31,400
Yes, yes, the crab Creole.

1296
01:18:31,401 --> 01:18:33,400
Very good.

1297
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,400
Keep your heads down,
we got company.

1298
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,400
Pigtails.

1299
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,399
I'm sorry?

1300
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:02,399
Pigtails.

1301
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:06,399
You wore pigtails.

1302
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:09,399
Do I know you?

1303
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:14,400
Many years ago,
in a shabby little town.

1304
01:19:14,401 --> 01:19:15,900
A shabby little town

1305
01:19:15,901 --> 01:19:18,650
right here in Alabama.

1306
01:19:18,651 --> 01:19:21,400
You wore pigtails.

1307
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,400
And you got away from me.

1308
01:19:25,401 --> 01:19:27,400
Remember?

1309
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:31,399
But I got

1310
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:35,400
that horrid little friend
of yours.

1311
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,400
Remember...

1312
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,400
Quick, mouse ladder.

1313
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:54,399
It was you.

1314
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,400
You were the filthy witch
who turned Alice.

1315
01:19:58,401 --> 01:20:00,399
Aw...

1316
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:04,400
That's a nasty...

1317
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,399
What are you doing?

1318
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,400
Grandma, look.

1319
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:41,400
Attaboy.

1320
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,399
High five, baby!

1321
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:07,400
Mmm-hmm! That's some
serious ratification.

1322
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,400
Oh, my God!
It's on my leg!

1323
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:33,400
Ooh. Lordy,
hell's a-poppin'.

1324
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:49,400
Come here, you nasty critter...

1325
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:03,400
Get it off!
Get it off!

1326
01:22:03,401 --> 01:22:04,400
Get it off!

1327
01:22:07,901 --> 01:22:09,399
Come on, kids.

1328
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:12,399
It's time to skedaddle.

1329
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:22,400
Somebody call the exterminator!

1330
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,400
Good job.

1331
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:49,400
Ooh, ooh...

1332
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:53,400
Look at all this potion.

1333
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:57,400
Kids, we got
to grab every bottle.

1334
01:22:57,401 --> 01:22:59,400
Hey, Grandma, what about him?

1335
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:06,400
I'll call the manager to let
him out once we out of here.

1336
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,400
Oh, I dropped some.

1337
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:14,400
I'll get it, Grandma.

1338
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:24,400
Whoa, that cheese
smells awfully good.

1339
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:22,400
Look what you made me do.

1340
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,399
You think you're so clever,

1341
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:28,399
breaking into my room
with a stolen key?

1342
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:32,899
But everyone knows they keep
a spare key at the front desk.

1343
01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:37,400
We'll never let you get away
with your filthy, evil plot.

1344
01:24:37,401 --> 01:24:40,400
Oh, no?
Who's gonna stop me?

1345
01:24:40,401 --> 01:24:42,399
A feeble, stupid,

1346
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:46,400
sick woman like you?

1347
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,400
Oh, you think that's funny?

1348
01:24:50,401 --> 01:24:52,399
Not that.

1349
01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:54,399
See, I was just thinking.

1350
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:58,899
Pretty soon, you not gonna
be able to do much of nothing.

1351
01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:03,400
And why is that, brave,
little, soon-to-be-dead woman?

1352
01:25:03,401 --> 01:25:05,400
The pea soup.

1353
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:11,400
The pea soup...

1354
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,399
No... No...

1355
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:17,400
No...

1356
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:26,899
You stupid fool.

1357
01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:30,400
I did not drink the pea soup.

1358
01:25:30,401 --> 01:25:32,400
If you recall,

1359
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,399
I was interrupted.

1360
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:38,400
Okay,
here's what we're gonna do.

1361
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:43,400
Well, well, well.

1362
01:25:43,401 --> 01:25:45,900
Let me see.

1363
01:25:45,901 --> 01:25:48,399
I think

1364
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:51,899
I will reach into your chest

1365
01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:55,400
and rip out your withered,

1366
01:25:55,401 --> 01:25:57,399
shriveled heart,

1367
01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:00,399
and squeeze it until it bursts.

1368
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,399
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1369
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:06,400
All your butt-ugly witch-talk
don't scare me one bit.

1370
01:26:06,401 --> 01:26:08,399
It should,

1371
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,400
considering the last thing
you will ever see

1372
01:26:10,401 --> 01:26:13,400
is my snickering face.

1373
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:20,399
I believe

1374
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:23,400
with every fiber of my being...

1375
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:26,399
that in the end,

1376
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:30,400
love will always triumph
over hatred and evil.

1377
01:26:30,401 --> 01:26:32,399
Is that so?

1378
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:35,399
You may have turned
Alice and my grandson,

1379
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:38,400
but I will make sure
you never turn another child.

1380
01:26:38,401 --> 01:26:39,400
So help me, God.

1381
01:26:39,401 --> 01:26:40,400
Now!

1382
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:54,400
You stupid rat.

1383
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,899
Look what you've done.

1384
01:27:56,900 --> 01:27:58,399
Run!

1385
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:01,400
Look what you've done.

1386
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,400
You stupid rodents.

1387
01:28:05,401 --> 01:28:07,400
Get back here!

1388
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,399
You filthy pests.

1389
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:12,899
- Yum.
- Parasites.

1390
01:28:12,900 --> 01:28:15,149
Kid, I'm gonna get you,

1391
01:28:15,150 --> 01:28:17,399
you putrid varmints.

1392
01:28:22,401 --> 01:28:24,400
Now I've got you!

1393
01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:28,399
What?

1394
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,400
I'm done listening
to your trash talk.

1395
01:28:30,401 --> 01:28:32,400
What is this?

1396
01:28:37,401 --> 01:28:39,400
You fool.

1397
01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:41,399
Let me out.

1398
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:43,400
Let me out!

1399
01:28:43,401 --> 01:28:46,400
Let me out! Let me out!

1400
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:51,400
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

1401
01:28:51,401 --> 01:28:53,900
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

1402
01:28:53,901 --> 01:28:56,400
I will rip out your tongues.

1403
01:28:56,401 --> 01:28:57,399
Stupid mice.

1404
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,399
The witch in a bottle...

1405
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,399
- Let me out.
- Witch in a bottle...

1406
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:03,400
Let me out
of this stupid fish bowl.

1407
01:29:03,401 --> 01:29:06,400
Hey, Grandma, this is the key
to that big trunk.

1408
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:09,399
That's my key.
That's my key.

1409
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:11,399
That's my key,
you pea-brain brat.

1410
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:13,400
- You pea-brain parasites.
- Come on, guys.

1411
01:29:13,401 --> 01:29:15,399
Nah, nah...

1412
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,400
Put your tongue
back in your mouth,

1413
01:29:17,401 --> 01:29:20,400
you filthy sewer guttersnipes.

1414
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,399
What are you doing?

1415
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:26,680
What are you doing?
That is mine.

1416
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:28,400
- Ooh!
- That's mine.

1417
01:29:28,401 --> 01:29:30,400
You idiots. You scoundrels.

1418
01:29:30,401 --> 01:29:32,400
That is a lot of bacon.

1419
01:29:32,401 --> 01:29:34,399
- Lettuce.
- Dough.

1420
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:36,399
Hey, you're making me
terribly hungry.

1421
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:39,399
No, get your hands off
of that, that's mine!

1422
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:42,399
Get your filthy paws
off my filthy lucre.

1423
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:46,400
I'll poke out your beady eyes.
What are you looking at?

1424
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,400
What's that, Grandma?

1425
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:52,400
It's a list of names
and addresses

1426
01:29:52,401 --> 01:29:53,400
of every witch in the world.

1427
01:29:53,401 --> 01:29:54,399
Wow!

1428
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:57,399
With that list and that money
and all this potion,

1429
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:00,400
we could turn every witch
in the world into rats.

1430
01:30:00,401 --> 01:30:01,399
Excellent!

1431
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,400
I'll cut off your tails

1432
01:30:03,401 --> 01:30:05,399
with rusty scissors.

1433
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:09,400
I'll clip your ears
with toenail clippers.

1434
01:30:09,401 --> 01:30:11,400
I'll poke out your beady eyes.

1435
01:30:11,401 --> 01:30:15,399
I'll get you for this!

1436
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,899
All right,
kiddies, one hop.

1437
01:30:17,900 --> 01:30:20,400
We got work to do.

1438
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:23,400
I almost forgot.

1439
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:31,400
No, no, no, don't do that.

1440
01:30:31,401 --> 01:30:34,400
What are you doing?

1441
01:30:34,401 --> 01:30:36,399
Hades.

1442
01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:38,399
Good pussy.

1443
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:41,400
You are a good pussy cat.

1444
01:30:41,401 --> 01:30:42,399
Nice kitty.

1445
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,400
- You two have fun now.
- Nice kitty.

1446
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:49,400
Ah, you stupid,
mangy fleabag. Precious.

1447
01:30:49,401 --> 01:30:50,399
Put the books back.

1448
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:54,400
Stay back,
you stupid, precious...

1449
01:30:54,401 --> 01:30:56,399
No! Hades.

1450
01:30:56,400 --> 01:31:01,400
Hades, precious,
remember who feeds you.

1451
01:31:01,401 --> 01:31:02,399
No, don't think about food.

1452
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:13,400
Grandma, you hear that?

1453
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:16,399
I don't know
what you're talking about.

1454
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:18,400
I didn't hear a thing.

1455
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:22,400
Oh! Well, thank you kindly.

1456
01:31:22,401 --> 01:31:25,400
And one for you.

1457
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:27,399
The next morning,

1458
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:29,899
we were feeling joyful
and triumphant.

1459
01:31:29,900 --> 01:31:32,399
As a matter of fact,
Grandma was so happy,

1460
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:36,400
she was spreading her joy
to the entire hotel staff.

1461
01:31:36,401 --> 01:31:37,680
Thank you kindly for everything.

1462
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:40,399
One for you.

1463
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:42,399
And one for you.

1464
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:44,400
Thank you, ma'am.

1465
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:49,400
Bruno tried to explain

1466
01:31:49,401 --> 01:31:50,400
the situation to his mom.

1467
01:31:50,401 --> 01:31:51,400
Hello, Mother.

1468
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:55,400
I'm now a mouse.

1469
01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:00,376
- It's a mouse!
- But it turned out

1470
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:03,400
Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins
weren't really mouse people.

1471
01:32:03,401 --> 01:32:05,399
So, we decided it would be best

1472
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:08,400
if Bruno came to stay with me,
Grandma, and Daisy.

1473
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:27,400
Faster, faster!

1474
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:40,399
Here we go!

1475
01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:44,399
Whee!

1476
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:47,400
- Cool!
- Whoo-hoo!

1477
01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:51,400
How's my hair look?
How's my hair?

1478
01:32:51,401 --> 01:32:54,400
Whoo-hoo!

1479
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,400
Whoo-hoo!

1480
01:32:58,400 --> 01:32:59,400
Let's go again, y'all.

1481
01:32:59,401 --> 01:33:01,400
This time
I sit in the front.

1482
01:33:01,401 --> 01:33:04,400
Grandma, I love being a mouse.

1483
01:33:04,401 --> 01:33:06,399
Oh, I believe you do.

1484
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:07,400
But you wanna know
something weird?

1485
01:33:07,401 --> 01:33:09,400
I still feel just like a boy.

1486
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:11,400
But you are, darling.

1487
01:33:11,401 --> 01:33:12,900
Life changes all of us.

1488
01:33:12,901 --> 01:33:14,399
I mean, look at me.

1489
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:16,399
I'm getting on up in the years,

1490
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:18,399
but I still feel like a girl.

1491
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:20,400
And I still feel like a boy.

1492
01:33:20,401 --> 01:33:22,399
See?

1493
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:23,400
You get it.

1494
01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:26,399
Never give up
what you are inside.

1495
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:31,400
When I look at you, I don't
see whiskers and a pink nose.

1496
01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:34,399
I just see your eyes.

1497
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,400
Bright and beautiful.

1498
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:40,400
Grandma,

1499
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:43,399
how long does a mouse live?

1500
01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:46,399
Oh, an ordinary mouse
only lives about three years,

1501
01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:49,400
but you're no ordinary mouse.
You're a mouse-person,

1502
01:33:49,401 --> 01:33:51,900
and a mouse-person
will almost certainly live

1503
01:33:51,901 --> 01:33:54,400
three times longer
than an ordinary mouse.

1504
01:33:54,401 --> 01:33:56,400
Maybe even longer.

1505
01:33:56,401 --> 01:33:58,399
That's great news.

1506
01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:01,400
I couldn't stand being
looked after by anybody else.

1507
01:34:01,401 --> 01:34:02,399
I'll be a very old mouse

1508
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:04,400
and you'll be
a very old grandmother,

1509
01:34:04,401 --> 01:34:07,400
and we'll both die together.

1510
01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,399
With a little luck, darling.

1511
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:14,400
But no one knows how long
their time is on this earth.

1512
01:34:14,401 --> 01:34:16,400
Only God knows that answer.

1513
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:23,400
And that is
the natural order of things.

1514
01:34:23,401 --> 01:34:25,400
Daisy, Bruno, and I

1515
01:34:25,401 --> 01:34:27,900
loved living with Grandma.

1516
01:34:27,901 --> 01:34:30,400
We were one big, happy family.

1517
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:37,400
Where were we?
Oh, yeah. That's right.

1518
01:35:37,401 --> 01:35:38,400
So, here we are,

1519
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:42,399
ready to carry on the fight.

1520
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:45,399
Carry on the fight!

1521
01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:47,899
Over the years, we have turned
and mouse-afied

1522
01:35:47,900 --> 01:35:50,400
every damnable witch
in these United States.

1523
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:55,400
So, we are gathered here
to take our battle

1524
01:35:55,401 --> 01:35:57,400
to the entire world.

1525
01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:02,400
- You have your names, correct?
- Yes, sir.

1526
01:36:02,401 --> 01:36:03,520
Your addresses?

1527
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,399
Yes, sir.

1528
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:09,399
And your Number 86
Mouse Maker potion?

1529
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:14,400
Yes, sir. Number 86
Mouse Maker potion, sir.

1530
01:36:14,401 --> 01:36:16,399
Let's get out there

1531
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:21,400
and give those witches
a taste of their own medicine.

1532
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:42,400
So, you ready for this
mission, old-timer?

1533
01:36:42,401 --> 01:36:46,400
Grandma,
I've never been more ready.